Category: Slow News Day

Arab sheikh carves his name in the sand so BIG it can be seen from SPACE

An oil rich Arab sheik is so narcissistic that he wanted his name to be seen from outer space! So to make his dream...

Photo of the Day: Mike Vick (PWNED)

Caption: "Michael Vick sitting in House Judiciary Cmte chair, awaiting speech at event announcing new federal animal fighting law" ~ @MacFarlaneCOXTV I'm sorry for laughing, but...

Why Black People Will Never Get Ahead: Planking Disaster #2

Planking is a dangerous game during which a person (usually an idiot) lays down in a strange place, arms by his side, imitating a...

Nicki Minaj Stayed 15 Min at Velvet Room Then Left; She Was Booed As She Walked Out

Less than a week after her longtime boyfriend, Safaree Samuel, bashed her face in with a suitcase, Nicki Minaj met her contractual obligations by...

Man gets kicked out of Pizza Hut for wearing a dress

A man was thrown out of a Pizza Hut restaurant in North Carolina for, of all things, wearing a dress. Maybe it wasn't the...

We Break Down the Nicki Minaj Police Report: Who is witness #2?

Rapper Nicki Minaj, real name Onika Tanya Miraj, 28, got into a heated argument with her boyfriend/hypeman Safaree "SB" Samuels, 30, in a hotel...