Nick and Mariah’s fake marriage is a bust

They tried to pull the wool over our eyes but we were too smart for them. Mariah Carey and Nick Cannon‘s fake wedding is almost over according to a close friend:

    “I give the marriage six months, tops,” said a source close to the singer. “I can’t see it lasting.”

    The insider claims that the reason behind that gloom-and-doom prediction is Nick’s need to do everything for his diva bride. While Mariah likes being waited on hand and foot, that routine won’t work in the long run.

    “Nick does whatever Mariah wants him to — he’s like her puppy,” the insider said. “It seems like Nick spends more time in the stores with Mariah’s credit card than he does with Mariah herself. Mariah’s assistants and friends call him ‘Whipped Nick’ behind his back. They have little respect for him because he won’t stand up for himself.” (Source)

The insider didn’t say it but we can guess that Nick and Mariah thought up this sham wedding while the two filmed her video, “Bye, Bye”, 2 months ago.

The publicity stunt failed miserably when mainstream magazines refused to finance the “real” marriage by buying exclusive rights to the pictures.

Mariah’s album E=MC² is also a bust, selling a mere 1 million units in 11 weeks. E=MC² currently sits at #23 and dropping on the Billboard Top 200 chart.



 



  • brwnsugga4you

    he looks like a p*ssy a** n*cca anyway…no balls!!! i like man to tell my fiesty a** know sometime…thanks mr. fireman for last night…lmao!!!

  • prynsexxx

    As if we didn’t know already.

    Hell when she said “My album drops on….” we knew then.

  • MAJAHINEVERYWAY

    Nick is just straight up wack anyway.

  • prynsexxx

    @#1 brwns

    You typing too fast, slow down boo. You starting to sound like “sweetface” – LOL

  • brwnsugga4you

    ~~~”no sometimes”~~~see…let me get my fire extinguisher!!!~~~

  • brwnsugga4you

    prynsexxx Says:

    @#1 brwns

    You typing too fast, slow down boo. You starting to sound like “sweetface” – LOL

    ~~~I SWEAR HERE ON SANDRAROSE.COM TO STOP TYPING SO D*MN FAST…IF I GET CAUGHT AT MY JOB..I WILL HAVE TO SUFFER!!!~~~I PROMISE…LMAO!!!

  • cupcakes

    Nick thought he had a bust it baby! Mariah just wanted the attention and the ring!!!

  • http://www.myspace.com/millyly milly

    As long as they are “Happy” I dont care for the media’s speculations and the “Insiders” comments.

  • PAGESINADIARY

    SANDRA, QUIT HATING, THAT IS STRICKLY FALSE ABOUT THE MAGAZINES NOT WANTING TO FINANCE A WEDDING. STOP READING OTHER BLOGS!!!! HE MAY NOT HAVE AS MUCH MONEY AS HER BUT HE HAS HIS OWN MONEY. THE PEOPLE THAT WANT THIS TO BE A SHAM SO BAD CAN NOT WAIT TILL ANY JOE BLOW COMES AROUND AND WHISPERS SOME SWEET NOTHING IN THERE EAR ABOUT THIS COUPLE. YES, SWEET NOTHING IS WHAT IT IS. PLEASE LEAVE THEM ALONE! STICK TO YOUR FASHION POLICE STORIES AND REAL BLOGGING, UNLESS YOU REVEAL THE SOURCE AND THIS GOES FOR ALL BLOGGERS, I DO NOT BELIEVE IT TILL I SEE IT UNFOLD MY SELF.

    PS: DOESNT HE LOOK NICE IN THE SANRIO STORE TRYING TO FIND ANYTHING HELLO KITTY? THIS COMES FROM KNOWING WHAT YOUR BETTER HALF LIKES.

  • ckarinwhite

    NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!

    Oh..I though Sandra posted Nick as the Morning wood?!..(whew!)

  • http://www.myspace.com/eastpointvet eastpointvet

    sandra funny with the a mere million albums lol thats like 3 million in todays climate of nobody buying albums

  • PAGESINADIARY

    ONE MORE THING, FOR THOSE OF YOU WHO DO NOT HAVE THE CD, YOU DO NOT KNOW WHAT YOU ARE MISSING. IT IS A GOOD CD. I WOULD COMPARE IT TO THE ONE BEFORE THIS ONE THAT JD HELPED HER ON!!!

    SANDRA, THANKS FOR TEH RECENT PICTURES, I LIKE SEEING THEM TOGETHER.

  • karaz

    It’s not a bust for Nick, since he’s out there shopping with her money…

  • MOCHAMOMMY

    **Crickets singing “Hero” better than Rihanna** Pardon me, while i watch this grass blade grow

  • iscream

    MiMi’s people probably released this statement to keep her name in the headlines.

    Shoot if someone was giving me unlt’d access to their money I would do what they wanted also. Actually, its sort of like a job. Not a bad gig Nick… hang on for as long as you can. Mirah is the one losing in all this. Crazy, stuck up, full of herself, fake titi’s fronting like they real, walks like she has dic stuck up her azz, chick.

    & I actually like MiMi….

  • brinabelle

    Mariah’s album E=MC² is also a bust, selling a mere 1 million units in 11 weeks. E=MC² currently sits at #23 and dropping on the Billboard Top 200 chart.

    a mere 1 million in 3 months..wow..how much has the re-release of A Good Girl Gone Bad sold?

  • hellava10

    Did they have a real ceremony or did they walk around the rocks with floral garland around their necks? I just want to know which way this will end…in court or walking backwards around the rocks.

  • VAALLDAY

    Agree w/ # 1. We all could probably have him actin like that, it ain’t just cause she’s Mariah.

  • MOCHAMOMMY

    Mariah’s album E=MC² is also a bust, selling a mere 1 million units in 11 weeks. E=MC² currently sits at #23 and dropping on the Billboard Top 200 chart.

    a mere 1 million in 3 months..wow..how much has the re-release of A Good Girl Gone Bad sold?
    *****************************************
    16, 13 of em were bought by Sandra, 1 by Ciara (she misses her ex), 1 by Chris Brown & 1 by Tina (she’s scopin out the competition!!)

    @Helluva, they have to walk counter clockwise & throw 2 rocks into a hawaiian pond with a billy goat terminating the “union”

  • ThatCarmen

    Its hard for me to beleive that they got real tats of eachother’s name and didnt mean it… well, mimi’s is small and can be covered up (been there ..done that) but, Nick…dayum that bi*tch is big across his back. i think her relationship and her record sales are better than the rhirhi/chrisbrown and rhirhi/albumgonebad sagas.

  • pointhimout

    well, nick just may have to smack his biyatch up to gain the respect of women. ya know, bruise her til she’s purple, not black. that’s too much, but blue or purple is juuuuusst right. when ya drag her nick, do the right thing and make sure it’s a smooth surface. when it’s all over wait for her to look up and say ‘thank you daddy.’

    a man’s work is never done. i mean hell, if he dont beat u he dont love you, right?

  • hellava10

    what?

  • sharnell

    Now, lets not forget this is the same press that Whitney and Bobby got! And everyone remembers all the “juicy” stories that came out of that one. Besides, people need to make up their minds, either you want someone who gives you their undivided attention or you don’t. But at least have the guts to be true to yourself and others. Also, why do people forget that Nick Cannon is not broke, he is still spending is Nickolodeon money.

  • sharnell

    “his” not is.

  • ThatCarmen

    @pointhimout Says:

    well, nick just may have to smack his biyatch up to gain the respect of women. ya know, bruise her til she’s purple, not black. that’s too much, but blue or purple is juuuuusst right. when ya drag her nick, do the right thing and make sure it’s a smooth surface. when it’s all over wait for her to look up and say ‘thank you daddy.’

    a man’s work is never done. i mean hell, if he dont beat u he dont love you, right?

    ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

    Point taken. Anytime a dude is just loving his chick…doing all the cute shi*, many women wanna call him “whooped” … but, when he whoop her ass and she dont tell nobody and everybody sees this hard nucca in public…we wanna call him a strong black man not knowing whats going on behind the scenes. I get that its not always the case…. but, I get how men can get fed up with hearing the “whooped” scenario when people cant find nothing else to complain about him.

  • pinky2083

    I don’t care if the marriage is fake or not. The album is a banger from start to finish!!

  • candycane

    Mariah’s album E=MC² is also a bust, selling a mere 1 million units in 11 weeks. E=MC² currently sits at #23 and dropping on the Billboard Top 200 chart.

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    You do realize this is the same woman that more #1 singles than Elvis and the Beatles right

  • http://www.myspace.com/themdivasinc Mimi Renee

    Mariah’s album E=MC² is also a bust, selling a mere 1 million units in 11 weeks.
    ——————————
    and Sandra, it took Rih Rih’s “Good Girl Gone Bad” how long to reach platinum status????

  • ggouch

    PAGESINADIARY Says: #9

    AND REAL BLOGGING, UNLESS YOU REVEAL THE SOURCE AND THIS GOES FOR ALL BLOGGERS, I DO NOT BELIEVE IT TILL I SEE IT UNFOLD MY SELF.

    PS: DOESNT HE LOOK NICE IN THE SANRIO STORE TRYING TO FIND ANYTHING HELLO KITTY? THIS COMES FROM KNOWING WHAT YOUR BETTER HALF LIKES.
    ____________________________________________________________

    What exactly is real blogging??? Are you MiMi’s cousin or Nick Carey’s cousin…Reveal HOW YOU KNOW to remain so positive.

    P.S: No I think he looks like the **** we suspect him to be for even catering to this grown woman’s obsesson with Hello Kitty. WTF. I (pause) just (pause) don’t get IT!!

  • ggouch

    BUT!! I do agree the CD is good. I am a fan of her music, though I think Mariah looks like Miss Piggy got her wish to become a real girl.

  • MOCHAMOMMY

    Ggouch:

    What exactly is real blogging??? Are you MiMi’s cousin or Nick Carey’s cousin…Reveal HOW YOU KNOW to remain so positive.

    P.S: No I think he looks like the **** we suspect him to be for even catering to this grown woman’s obsesson with Hello Kitty. WTF. I (pause) just (pause) don’t get IT!!
    *****************************************
    u’re not alone!!!

  • ThatCarmen

    MiMiRenee… i see your avitar is still not working????

  • ckarinwhite

    @ thatcarmen~ mine doesn’t work either!

  • ThatCarmen

    send me your personal email addresses and ill send you step by step what i did to get my avitar up

  • bklynchick

    Wow!! I think Nick is just “Wilding Out”. Haha!! I can see how this might be true. I heard that they sent out a reinvites by email to the people who could not come to the wedding with their wedding registry gifts. I wonder if they put Mariah’s movie “Glitter”on the registry somebody needs to buy that sh** :)

  • ggouch

    Carmen…would you mind sending me the steps as well. patterg2@yahoo.com

  • http://www.myspace.com/themdivasinc Mimi Renee

    hey carmen…nope it still doesnt work. you can email me at diva804@yahoo.com

  • brwnsugga4you

    ^^^^^me 2 carmen pls…brwnsugga4you@yahoo.com :) thx.^^^^

  • ThatCarmen

    I just sent you all emails from cajack1@yahoo.com with Gravatar in the subj. line… check your spam mail if you dont see it soon.

  • brwnsugga4you

    ^^^thanks carmen again..i’ll see if it starts showing up..^^^

  • http://myspace.com/mullatos SnootyPooty1

    I like Mariah and her CD was fiyah I bought it the day it came out… Just because a man caters to his wife needs does not make him weak. I am still trying to get my hubby to cater to mine. Shoot I will take Nick. Does he suck toes?

  • http://www.myspace.com/themdivasinc Mimi Renee

    thanks carmen!!

  • ckarinwhite

    ckarinwhite@yahoo.com…Thanks carmen!

  • ggouch

    Carmen the info guru!! you are THAT CHICK!! Thanks

  • free

    carmen (#20), i was about to say the same thing. is that tat photoshopped or did he REALLY get a big ole tat like that on his back? he’s no more good if this doesn’t work out.

  • ThatCarmen

    i cant wait to see all of your beautiful avitars soon! i hope they show up tomorrow!!!

  • hellava10

    ThatCarmen – you get the award for the day and 1 pass from the corner! I can’t even remember how I did mine

  • brwnsugga4you

    ^^^^~~~all who appoint carmen as the info chick on sandrarose…please raise your shot glasses in the air if you will^^^^~~~~~