Halle Berry is on the cover of Harper’s Bazaar this month griping about her weight, her untrustworthy girlfriends and her shopaholic problem. Well let’s see, if I was an Oscar-winning actress with a killer bod, and more loot than I could ever spend in my lifetime, I’d proabably be a shopaholic too! Why is any of this news?
Barack Obowma and his illegal alien auntie made the cover of Globe tabloid again. But they spelled his name wrong. It’s O-BOW-ma.
The National Enquirer published photos of actor Patrick Swayze looking even more frail and emaciated than he did the last time we saw him. Despite the photos, Swayze says he is responding to cancer treatment well.
MORE Covers after the break!
Octopu$$y Nadya Suleman posed for the hundredth time on a magazine cover with her 8 IVF babies. That’s right Nadya, milk the tabloids for as much scrilla as you can. Then when they stop paying, you can milk the government for welfare again. Hey, it’s the American way!
We don’t care, Lindsay! I am so sick of seeing Lindsay Lohan all over the blogs. Can we catch a break now that she and her DJ girlfriend Samantha Ronson have split? I doubt it. She’ll find a way to inject herself into the public eye any way she can.
Source: Cover Awards
