Barack Obama Compares Himself To God
Barack Obama proved convincingly that he is a narcissist when, in a call with rabbis to discuss health care reform, he compared himself (and his party’s push for health care reform) to God, saying, “We are God’s partners in matters of life and death.”
Barack quoted from from the Rosh Hashanah prayer that says that in the holiday period, it is decided “who shall live and who shall die.”
A Politico.com reader pointed out that Obama weighed heavily health care reform with religious meaning.
In an online discussion with religious voters and pastors, Obama reiterated his assertion that his bill would not create “death panels” that would euthanize old people — despite the fact that a public option would inevitably lead to rationed care. “That is just an extraordinary lie,” Obama said.
FanMAIL: Usher’s Mystery Girl Revealed
Loyal reader and community member Leslie writes:
Hey Auntie Sandra,
The girl with Usher is his niece, Morgan. Tameka’s sister is her mom. She is a student at CAU. I’ve known her since she was a little girl. She’s just a kid (she just turned 21 the other day) so don’t let your readers tear her apart.
Thanks!
A loyal SR fan!
Leslie
FanMAIL: Tyra Banks Invisiwig Proof
Loyal reader Carmen wrote:
Hey Sandra,
I was just reading your post on Tyra’s “natural hair”, and reader Shaynamorre is exactly right. After some research, I discovered a website www.invisiwigs.com that was profiled by Wendy Williams. If you look at the attached picture (below) from the website, it is the same part as Tyra’s. Now I’m not saying that this is the wig that she is wearing, but it is damn close.
Keep doing what you do!
~Carmen
SR responds: Why can’t that just be Tyra’s real part in her hair?
Beyonce’s Retarded Cousin Disses Rihanna On Twitter
According to loyal reader G. Brown, Beyonce’s tour manager and cousin — some idiot named Marlon Beyince, went in on Rihanna today on his Twitter page. The coward quickly deleted the tweets after posting them.
He then twittered: “God please dont let me get in trouble for my tweets Lmfao!!!!!”
What a dork! Fortunately, Twitter.com‘s servers are very slow and it takes days for the tweets to be deleted completely from all the servers. So you can see see his tweets by clicking his name below.
Here’s what the moron Twittered on his page:
TheBossMB:
Rhianna – Roc Nation’s/Def Jam’s *Cassie*……Terrible voice, Sub Par Dancing, Nude Photos, Shaved Head… Rhianna’s just more successfulTheBossMB:
Is it me or i think The *good ole Jay could of found SOMEBODY else to sing the hook on this song….She sound like a cat hurt in the alley
Beyonce’s Passport Stripped; Bodyguard Kicked Out of Croatia
Awww, poor Julius. The Croatian authorities arrested Beyonce’s bodyguard, full name Julius Hollander, today on charges of assaulting a paparazzi and destroying his personal property. Authorities temporarily stripped Beyonce, Jay Z and Julius of their passports before ejecting Julius from the country.
The incident occurred on Tuesday night when Beyonce and Jay Z dined at Dubrovnik restaurant Gil’s. As the couple left, Julius clashed with overzealous paparazzi who had assembled outside. Julius aimed a flashlight at the cameras hoping to disrupt their flashes. When that trick didn’t work, he got into a physical altercation with one of the paps.
That pap, Dragana Banovica, filed a police complaint against Julius claiming the brawny bodyguard assaulted him and threw his camera equipment into the sea.
A video that was posted to the Internet Wednesday morning shows the pap aggressively hitting Julius with a large tripod stand, the type that’s used to hold large video cameras. Julius reacted by throwing the heavy tripod into the water.
The police caught up with Beyonce, Jay Z and Julius, their lone bodyguard, on a private island off Korcula in Croatia. Julius was arrested and all 3 had their passports stripped temporarily.
Julius appeared in court today where he spent about two hours in front of a judge. He was accompanied by a Croatian lawyer and translators. He pleaded guilty to reduced charges of public disorder and disturbance of the peace before being ejected from the country.
I blame Jay Z and Beyonce for this. When you are an international star worth millions, you can’t be cheap and only hire one bodyguard. Even money-grubbing Sean Combs (as stingy as he is) takes a small army of bodyguards with him when he leaves the country. Hopefully Jay Z and Beyonce will learn from this incident. It could have been much worse.
New Couple Alert?
R&B singer Usher, who is going through a messy divorce from his husband estranged wife Tameka Foster, was spotted partying at Primal Nightclub Tuesday night. The photographer didn’t realize Usher was in the house until the DJ made an announcement.
I was told not to say that the chick with Usher is his girlfriend, so I won’t. But I will say that they were quite cosy in a darkened corner of the otherwise empty VIP area. Sources tell me the young lady sat in a sofa chair while Ush sat on the arm of the chair, his right leg overlapping hers. As the photographer approached, she quickly stood up.
The photographer snapped this photo just as Usher vigorously shooed him away. The photog was only able to squeeze off this one shot of Usher and his friend, who clearly has never experienced the wrath of Tameka. She looks so innocent and has no idea what she’s in for.
Usher definitely did not want to be seen. But why? He’s a soon-to-be divorced man. He has nothing to hide.
Photo courtesy of Prince Williams/ATLPics.net
Celebs Out & About
A rough looking Halle Berry took in a WNBA basketball game at the Staples Center in Los Angeles yesterday. She’s definitely seen better days. The WNBA players looked more feminine than she did.
Photo: Splash News Online
I’m only posting this pic because Monica is in it.
Photo: INF DAILY
Disgraced singer Chris Brown posed on a video set with Omarion, Keri Hilson, Monica and producer Polow Da Don in L.A. last night.
Photo: Splash News Online
Could one-hit wonder Cassie be the next Rihanna? Only in her dreams. Cassie stepped out last night to attend the New York screening of “The September Issue” with her man Sean Combs (though they walked in separately). Did I tell you that Cassie’s family and friends have no clue why she’s with a man old enough to be her uncle?
Photo: Ray Tamarra/ Getty Images
MORE Celebs Out & About pics after the break!
