Nicki Minaj is on the cover of Honey magazine this month. Who is she, you ask? She’s a stripper-turned rapper who can’t rap. Her only claim to fame is she was co-signed by Lil Wayne. So in other words, everyone’s riding her jock because a moron put her on.

What’s the difference between Nicki Minaj and Angel Lola Luv other than one isn’t down with Lil Wayne’s camp? They both have fake hair, fake breasts, fake butts and fake personalities. Did I miss anything?

Oh, at least Lola can flow a little. Nicki tries so hard to sound like Lil Wayne that I often wonder if she is Lil Wayne in drag.

No wonder hip hop record sales are in the toilet if she is the future of hip hop. No talent or skill of any kind is necessary to get a record deal nowadays.

Anyway, if you want to know what the article is about you’ll have to read it for yourself. I didn’t bother to read it since I have no interest in what this no talented broad has to say if she’s not inside a strip club.

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