Nicki Minaj is on the cover of Honey magazine this month. Who is she, you ask? She's a stripper-turned rapper who can't rap. Her only claim to fame is she was co-signed by Lil Wayne. So in other words, everyone's riding her jock because a moron put her on.

What's the difference between Nicki Minaj and Angel Lola Luv other than one isn't down with Lil Wayne's camp? They both have fake hair, fake breasts, fake butts and fake personalities. Did I miss anything?

Oh, at least Lola can flow a little. Nicki tries so hard to sound like Lil Wayne that I often wonder if she is Lil Wayne in drag.

No wonder hip hop record sales are in the toilet if she is the future of hip hop. No talent or skill of any kind is necessary to get a record deal nowadays.

Anyway, if you want to know what the article is about you'll have to read it for yourself. I didn't bother to read it since I have no interest in what this no talented broad has to say if she's not inside a strip club.

Photos: Angela Boatwright

  • mizzdallas

    Ummmm NM has waaaaaaaaay more talent then fake silicone azz Lola, you havent heard "Its barbie bish"

  • aqtpie

    She's cute!!!

  • http://twitter.com/LaydeeJustice LadyJustice

    i happen to like Nicki Minaj. shes dope. GO NICKI!!!!!!!!!!! “Its barbie bish” :clap:

  • lovejoy1

    we havent had a good female rapper since ummmmm!!! eve, lil kim, dabrat, foxy, missy,salt and peppa, the queen and left eye ,angie M, charlie B.. That is all i can think of .. did i leave anyone out.. Please dont say trina because i put her in the same boat as this heffa above..

  • lovejoy1

    Then again i havent heard anything from nicki- i guess i have to youtube her and lola to form my opinion.. but like lady jus say she is cute..

  • ontaya brooks

    I get crazy is the shi*.

  • KaraZ

    You know now that her bosom is covered up & I can see her face, she's plain faced.

    *waiting on Daisy celebrity Voltron*

  • http://twitter.com/LaydeeJustice LadyJustice

    listen to i get crazy with her and wayne :heart:

    she tries to talk with an accent sometimes... i dont get that part, but its funny

  • pinky2083

    "Give it up..it's me.. I win.. you lose...hahaaa!!"

    Nicki is the BIZZNESS!!

    Don't hate Sandra please.. it's not cute.

    You can't even compare her to ugly azz lola whatever her name is.

  • Krysi J

    Well...if all else fails....at least she's a pretty gurl.

  • LovelyLady

    mizzdallas Says:

    Ummmm NM has waaaaaaaaay more talent then fake silicone azz Lola, you havent heard “Its barbie bish”
    ---------------

    :clap: Nicki actually has talent. Her flow better than most dudes. Nicki Lewinsky. She will murda Lola Luv, they supposedly had some sort of beef but Lola know not to come for Nicki cause she would end her career. And Lola from my hometown DC STAND UP!!! Sandra STOP spreading rummors, Nicki WAS NOT a strippe *side eye*

    If so i apologize in advance.

  • LovelyLady

    And for the record silcone dont jiggle like Nickis

  • LovelyLady

    Ok wow is her toes actually crossing in the second pic or is it me?

  • lovejoy1

    Ok i listened to both lola and homegirl Niki i have to agree with Sandra on the nicki part- i didnt care for her flow or her voice especially the song with lil wayne . I guess im still stuck on the NY style rap since im from up North/east...Lola on the other hand wasn't too bad.. I only found a song she did with soljah boy...

  • iyonah

    WORK BISSSSHHHHH!!!!!

    Lyrics to Still I Rise :
    [Verse 1:]
    Yea yea uh huh
    She said FUCK FENDI, but I think she was playin
    I heard she move them thangs
    I think she fuckin Wayne
    She call herself Lewinsky, that mean she give him brain
    She tryna be like Little Kim, her picture looks the same
    Why she ain't signed with G-Unit, she from Queens right?
    And what's her nationality, she chinese right?
    I mean she OK, but she ain't ALL DAT
    She ain't the next bitch, tell that bitch FALL BACK!
    See I'm a hater, I go hard... listen let's begin
    You know her last name Minaj, she a lesbian
    And she ain't never comin out, look at currency
    But every time she do a interview you know I run and see
    She get me so sick it make me vomit
    That's why I spend my time online leaving comments
    And you know that I got some more haters with me
    Might hit up thisis50... MTV... hit up BET
    Tell 'em pretty pretty please don't play Nicki

    [Chorus: x2]
    Still I rise
    Still I fight
    Still I might crack a smile
    Keep my eyes on the prize, see my haters tell 'em HI!
    One day you'll remeber this
    One day when we reminisce
    Nothing I do ever is, good enough for the music biz

    For u, for u

    [Verse 2:]
    Bitches is like crabs in a bucket
    You see a bad bitch gettin shine, you shoud love it
    Cause everytime a door opens for me dat means you
    Just gotta a better opportunity to do you
    They don't understand these labels look at numbers it's statistics
    I lose, u lose, mines just legastic
    Anyway, real bitches listen wen I'm speakin
    Cause if nicki win, then all of ya'll gettin meetings (kyea)
    Ask LA Reid, ask Jay
    Then hit up Universal, see what Sylvia Rhone say
    Ask Craig Common, you can ask chris
    Lady when you're done, just salute bad bitch
    Only underground bitch around that's duckin the paparatzi
    In and outta town, be swirvin the mazeratzi
    Stay around the white like a nazi
    Pussy pppoppin on my poppers so the cops see... BITCHES!

    [Chorus: x2]
    Still I rise
    Still I fight
    Still I might crack a smile
    Keep my eyes on the prize, see my haters tell 'em HI!
    One day you'll remeber this
    One day when we reminisce
    Nothing I do ever is, good enough for the music biz

  • Daisy

    Thanks for the shoutout Karaz I wasn't going to comment on this post cause I am NOT a Niki fan. Her rap flow is wack she may be spitting hot FIYAH but as long as she sounds like she is in need of a special Ed class I can't deal with her. She sounds like mase lil sista only worse uggh. This is the best I have seen her look as well I might add.

  • iyonah

    I don't stan for Nicki but I do like her!! Now have a nice day. ATL ppl I hope the floods personally affected none of yall and if you were may you be strengthened, the times ahead will be better.

  • Daisy

    I see she is still holding on to the word hater :yawn:

  • starr

    how long before she becomes waynes's babymama #?????

  • http://myspace.com/eastpointvet eastpointvet

    niki is from up north love and i must say she has talent i dont think lola even writes i think she got a ghost writer but niki does look good

  • KaraZ

    YAAAAAY Finally someone Daisy doesn't like *Hallelujah dance*

    AND STOP DISSING BABY $tace!

  • ELove

    I GUESS Looks-n-Image is still what works nowadays (Ho-Hum)

  • KaraZ

    @ starr, can I enter the pool for 15months till she announces it? I'll put in $10

  • BLACKBARBIE404

    HER BARBIE NECKLACE IS THE BIZNESS!!!! DON'T JUDGE ME! LOL

  • Krysi J

    OK!!ok,ok,ok Iyonah....I was feeling whatever track dat was she wrote those lyrics to, maybe she'll be aiight!!

  • http://twitter.com/LaydeeJustice LadyJustice

    itty bitty piggy is a good track too.

  • http://twitter.com/LaydeeJustice LadyJustice

    lol @ KaraZ

  • LovelyLady

    LadyJustice Says:

    itty bitty piggy is a good track too.
    ---------

    Thats one of my Favs. and Still I rise that Iyonah posted.

  • loveme77

    she is pretty.. i havent heard anything from her. if she is on something with lil wayne i may just have listen to his part and that is it

  • ELove

    @star & @KaraZ
    Do ANY OF lil Wayne's current BM(s) have fake parts OR wear butt-pads... IF SO then I'll say by this April-May :lol:

  • http://talkingwithtami.com/blog talkingwithtami

    lovin the shoes lol

  • iyonah

    @krysi ... Her voice irk me to no end sometimes, BUT I will never take it away from her that she writes her own material. She has progressed, I came on at the beam me up scotty time, when you listen to sucka free, and playtimes over she has always had a diverse flow and the material isn’t all sexual now. She is getting better.

    @Barbie ... taht BARBIE neclace is the business ... #nojudgementshere

  • Daisy

    @karaz I am postive Patty what can I say :cheer:

  • iyonah

    that necklace***

  • Daisy

    I hate Honey mag folded and is now online only. I so use to subscribe

  • Anna

    It must be hard trying to hold a sexy pose when you are surrounded by lead paint. LOL.

  • KaraZ

    @ELove, I think the Asian chick in Ohio has fake tatas, but I'm not sure... how much are you going in for?

  • ELove

    @KaraZ ... $20 for the date of -- May 2010 :lol:

  • http://myspace.com/rayne215 spongebobfan

    Nikki is the ISH..im President and Founder of the stan club for Nikki Minaj... shes great! cant wait for her to blow up and take over... thanks sandra for the post... if Lola was better you would have posted about her!!!!

  • flyqtnva

    i guess if you like random d!cks in ur mouth...drinking..clubbing..sex with random men & women...then yeah NIKKI is your bish...cause she anit talking bout nothing else...

  • licia

    harpo , who dis BISH IS ? lmao seriously who is she ?

  • http://thechoklitfactory.wordpress.com/ ChokLitFactory

    Sorry Sandra, your readers have spoken: Nikki Minaj is THAT chick! She looks supercute in these pics. But I haven't heard about her being a stripper...God I hope not.
    But she has maaaadd talent, is cute and can rap her ass off! Nice pics of her too...she's my girl-crush :)

    No comment on Lola Luv. Is Lola even signed by anyone??

  • Yolanda

    Nikki Minaj is garbage she sound like she retarded and shit. Garbage pure garbage.