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to remove picture of Black Caucus staffer Irene Schwoeffermann, who is misidentified all over the Internet as Vera Baker…

I love it when I’m right!

According to the National Enquirer, U.S. president Barack Obama is embroiled in a cheating scandal that threatens to rock his presidency — and his marriage!

Reportedly, Obama was caught on video in a Washington DC hotel making a secret rendezvous with a former campaign aide who helped raise millions to get him elected as a Chicago senator.

The aide, 35-year-old Vera Baker, naturally denies the allegations, but a hotel surveillance camera proves the rendezvous took place.

There are also reports that:

…top anti-Obama operatives are offering more than $1 million to witnesses to reveal what they know about the alleged hush-hush affair. Among those being offered money is a limo driver who says in 2004 that he took Vera to a secret hotel rendezvous in where Obama was staying.

An ENQUIRER reporter has confirmed the limo’s driver account of the secret 2004 rendezvous. Read More…

Some of you may recall that earlier this month, Obama slipped out of the White House by himself unbeknownst to his White House press corp escorts who keep watch over him and faithfully record every move the president makes.

His disappearance that morning was in violation of White House protocol which states that the president must always have the press corp accompany him when he leaves the White House.

While everyone wondered where Obama went, the official White House response was that Obama left to attend his daughter’s soccer game that morning. But when the press corp arrived at the field, there was no Obama in sight.

OK, now fast forward to yesterday, when the news broke that certain individuals are quietly offering $1 million to witnesses who know about the woman who Obama has been creeping with since 2004!!

You’d better believe that Michelle Obama knows about Barack’s cheating ways which explains this cold reaction from Michelle last year:

And also helps explain why Michelle told People magazine her marriage to Barack wasn’t “perfect.”

I knew this would happen eventually since we all learned from the Tiger Woods scandal that narcissists frequently help themselves to available vajayjay as a means of proving their manhood through narcissistic supply (NS).

As I’ve explained to you in the past, there are two types of malignant narcissists: the cerebral narcissist who derives his narcissistic supply (NS) from his intellectual achievements, and the somatic narcissist who derives his/her supply from his or her body.

Obama is a mixture of the two. The somatic narcissist is totally focused on his or her looks and bodies to the point where he or she constantly complains about stomach pains that don’t exist just to get attention.

The somatic narcissist uses his or her body (and attractiveness) to seduce their multiple partners. Somatic narcissists are always immaculate and wear the most expensive clothes to attract their sex partners.

Whereas, the cerebral narcissist uses his brains or celebrity or political achievements to gain narcissistic supply (NS). Cerebral narcissists tend to avoid sex and intimacy with others and prefer to pleasure themselves in private.