When Twitter Goes Horribly Wrong
For those of you still on the social networking microblog Twitter.com (I know, it’s dying slowly), here’s a summary of what really happened to one of your favorite delusional Twitter personalities who pretended to be a light skinned pretty boy homosexual on Twitter (in reality he’s a self-hating, dark skinned bruvah).
His “followers” woke up one day to discover that his life (and by extension, theirs) was a fraud and now his Twitter page, facebook, Tumblr account and gmail are all deleted.
One of his followers was so moved by the loss of his online fantasy crush, that he wrote this blog:
When I found out that the hilarious, sweet, understanding, endearing, cool ass mofo I had known as @gayshitgoeshere was some constructed alter-ego, I was a bit disappointed. I’m certainly not going to lose sleep over him, and you won’t find me at the bottom of the Charles River, but I do feel a bit jipped. And I have every got damn right to feel the way I do. I followed @gayshitgoeshere’s blog, laughed with him, he checked in on me when I was sick, and I got worried about him when his hoopty broke down. I didn’t know him, but I liked the guy, or least who I thought he was.
So imagine my surprise when my timeline suddenly gets flooded with folks discussing how he had been lying all along. All those stories about dinner at his parents’ house, him tweeting while hugged up with his boo, everything was a lie. I know this is the internet. I know that I don’t really know many people on Twitter. I know that people are deceitful and that Twitter is the perfect venue for people to construct fictitious versions of themselves. But, I also know that I’m real on Twitter, that my tweets are a TRUE reflection of who I am, what I’m about. I have no suspect motives, and I’m not looking for away to morph into a different person. So, is it crazy to think that I might assume that many of you are operating under the same premises, that many of you might be, what’s the word, umm, genuine? Nah, not really. Read More…
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Raise your hand if you still read SR novel of commentary?
I just look at the pics and comment now
So what happened on twitter cliffnotes style anybody pls and thank you
I’m
… okay not really. 
Sounds like someone need a LIFE!
Im with Daisy, I rarely read anything anymore
This is irrelevant anyway, WHERE IS THE GOOD Sh.it AT??
I don’t understand this post
Follow me on twitter e8ony
@ebony DEAD
Is this really post worthy?
Is this some gossip? Why was this posted?
**waiting on a new “Morning Glory” thread…**
what in the…??
so who is the real person behind it and why is this news? is this a celeb???
@ Man when are you going to submit some pics for morning wood
Ebony says:
@ Man when are you going to submit some pics for morning wood
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@EBONY
“when are you going to submit some pics for morning wood ”
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I am retired from the business now…
your little man is so cute, Flo!!
Cliff notes
Some guy is hurt or disappointed that some guy whole twitter image was fake. He found out that he was not gay and everything he invented about himself is fake. Well this letter was written to let everyone know that he can be disappointed because he tweeted this guy everyday along with his other tweet friends. Everyone told him to get over it and he said hell to the naw. I have a right to be upset because I welcomed him into my life and he was full of shyt. And I am mad and have a right to be mad.
Hey Ms. Truth -
Thanks hun!!! That is MY BOO
Yeah Man I thought I was supposed to get some pics personally!
Sandra you’re falling off.
CharlesHater is someone’s alter-ego and (s)he is about be exposed.
H.R. 1966
@ CandiAplle thanks for the cliff notes, my ADD would not allow me to read this post
@ Man I’m here to get you out of retirement and put you back on them streets. Let’s get this money
@FLORIDA CHICK
I coach a youth football team and your son looks EXACTLY like one of the kids that was on the team…
EXACTLY! It’s kind of eery.
@EBONY
“I’m here to get you out of retirement and put you back on them streets. Let’s get this money”
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No one said anything about money…
**setting up PayPal account**
Please, go on.
@ Man 1st I have to test you out to see if your good enough quality to put on the streets
Mullato children tend to favor each other.
Kudos to you though for coaching a little league team. Our youth needs more guys like that!
Who cares??
Ebony tryna get that money!!!!!! LOL
@candi thanks for the cliffnotes
@ebony I can’t I just can’t
i never followed this guy but i would come across his tweets from time to time. cant really say that im suprised
@AM-so are you saying that charles is a woman??? Please spill the tea…
Jesus please put your hands on EBONY……amen.
Wacka Flacka mama Deb is real ghetto. I don’t know how she made it this far in business. She talking like she a blood or crip. Everybody betta move away from her before they get shot.
I have about 78 cents. Where do I send it??
@EBONY
By “test me out” I’m assuming that means you personally will test the goods. Like a taste sample…
@Gypsy, The tea is about to be spilled. Stay tuned.
Ms.kaylamomma says:
I have about 78 cents. Where do I send it??
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@FLORIDA CHICK
“Mullato children tend to favor each other.
Kudos to you though for coaching a little league team. Our youth needs more guys like that!”
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My football player that I’m referring too isn’t mullato tho! I wish I had a picture to show to you. You would be like “someone stole my kid!” LOL.
Yeah, I had a bunch of fun, it’s almost time to start up for this year.
Why even bother to come in here with a blind item. We don’t like that here at the SR community. Either spill the tea or keep it moving
Man, I just don’t care™ says:
@EBONY
By “test me out” I’m assuming that means you personally will test the goods. Like a taste sample…
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[O->--<] (dead in a coffin) @ Man
@ Man of course it does! I’m going to need you to be quick on your toes to put you on these streets
The streets will eat you alive
Ms.kaylamomma says:
I have about 78 cents. Where do I send it??
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Well then I have 22 cents, that equals a Dollar. @ Man, What can we get for a dollar??
Man, I just don’t care™ says:
@FLORIDA CHICK
“Mullato children tend to favor each other.
Kudos to you though for coaching a little league team. Our youth needs more guys like that!”
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My football player that I’m referring too isn’t mullato tho! I wish I had a picture to show to you. You would be like “someone stole my kid!” LOL.
Yeah, I had a bunch of fun, it’s almost time to start up for this year.
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What was his nationality??? And you know they say everybody has a twin out there somewhere.
@EBONY
” of course it does! I’m going to need you to be quick on your toes to put you on these streets The streets will eat you alive”
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I see. So, assuming I pass the quality test, I propose that I get 80% of the cut. You will need to find clientelle and enforce payment…
@FLORIDA CHICK
“I have about 78 cents. Where do I send it??
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Well then I have 22 cents, that equals a Dollar. @ Man, What can we get for a dollar??”
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Please check with my manager Ebony for a price listing.
I heard Debs interview she did sound a little rough
@man DEAD @taste sample lol
Dear AM, please don’t get banned before you spill the tea. thanks, SR Fam
@ Man if you pass the mandatory STD test and are of good quality then we can negotiate prices and you can sign a contract
@ Ebony, Can we get a price sheet please?
@ Man, are you gonna need an attorney to go over your contract with you?? I’d be more than happy to offer my services
@Mstruth DEAD
I can’t fool with yall today Man/Ebony/AM *checks to see if I have enough
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@ Flo I am
the price list right now
I am open to and suggestions from the SR fam
I can’t deal with Madam Hot Pocket or her alter ego Ms Little Debbie Cakes today. No ma’m!
Yall cuttin up today.
@ KaraZ
Is this for real? Half of twitter is people trying to live out their fantasies. All you have to do is read alot of these user names smh
Does anyone really care if he’s gay or not. Nothing on the internet, TV, or even some realities are real. At least he gave people what they wanted..lol
Oooh can someone please hold my hair back as I vomit from reading that f@%kery?!