Celebs Out & About: Justin Bieber, Sean Kingston, Sean Combs, Britney Spears, Rihanna, Eminem

Sandra Rose July 21, 2010

Who knew teen singing sensation Justin Bieber and one-hit-wonder Sean Kingston were tighter than two peas in a pod? ~~The two chums were seen driving around L.A. in Bieber’s brand new $200,000 Lamborghini Gallardo.~~

Correction: the $200,000 Gallardo does not belong to Justin. According to the Daily Mail:

…a year ago, Sean “Diddy” Combs promised a 15-year-old Bieber that he could drive the rapper-producer’s white Lamborghini once he turned 16. Biebs turned sweet 16 in March, so once he hit LA, Diddy made good on his promise.

The two pals even share the same taste in custom soft sided luggage. Justin and Sean each showed off custom pieces from the Louis Stewart Collection backstage at Justin’s concert.

Rumor has it that rap mogul Sean “Diddy” Combs is lacking, according to package watchers. He kinda confirms the rumors in this pic from the current issue of GQ magazine. According to Yaz:

Diddy shows off his black panties and goes on record in August 2010 issue of GQ Magazine, and speaks on Biggie’s murder, his moms and drug dealing pops. The feature is part of the magazine’s “113 Funniest Dudes, Dudettes, & Dirty Jokes In America…”

Yesterday, X17online.com paps snapped Britney Spears leavng the Crate and Barrel in Malibu. For some odd reason Britney had a huge chunk of tracks missing from the back of her head. We know from Britney’s history that she loves to attract attention by doing something crazy with her hair. But doesn’t she get enough attention?

Supposedly, according to Gossip Jacker, this is rapper Nicki Minaj’s ex-girlfriend. It pleases me that she is into dark skinned sistas. Am I wrong to feel that way?

Rihanna, whose pop career is fading fast, posed with aging rapper Eminem on the set of their “Love the Way You Lie” video.

Photos: X17online.com and a href=”http://www.rihannadaily.com/”>Rihanna Daily

FreeToSpeakUp

@ PUFF
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tKKxPtP6XjQ renegadesince1985

I thought Nicki was into samurais and shyt
libramd

How does ones weave end up like that?
MzDimplez1123

Puff is wild! Looks like he’s always having a blast. I though Naomi Campbell put him on blast about his “shortcomings” a long time ago.

Rihanna’s hair is growing on me. It’s not a look just anyone can try though.
Man, I just don’t care™

Nicki and her girl made a nice couple!
honeygrahm

Brittany’s hair looks like cats have been sucking on it
Man, I just don’t care™

**MARK MY WORDS!!!**

“All is not right with Justin Beiber and Sean Kingston… all is not right…”
FloridaChick813

@ Diddy’s “black panties:

Britney, what in thee h3ll??? Why are you walking around with this kitchen as.s hair dou???

LOVE LOVE LOVE the song “love the way you lie” – thats my jam!!!
His_Mommy623

This ninja puff is a rich ass disaster..and me no see no birdy, maybe they photoshopped it out

ummm Britney btch, smh
FloridaChick813

I thought Nicki was into samurais and shyt
His_Mommy623

@ HoneyGrahm
FreeToSpeakUp

@ Honey…it does
SangriaSugar

Brit…what happened? How does a whole dayum chunk of weave go missing? When was the last time she brushed it…wait…thats probably how she lost it….I think its time for another head shaving incident to occur

I’m liking RiRi’s hair its growing on me
http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco

@Man
on Sean and Justin

And I’m mad that Diddy let them use that photo that ish looks so WRONG!
FloridaChick813

I sure wish I had some chocolate
ki33es4u

@libramd…..i wish i could give you an answer to that one
OutsidetheBox

Those are not tracks. But it looks like she is in the process of taking them out.

I would have never pegged Didds for a brief man.

Since that’s Nicki that girl on the vid isn’t her. Make up your mind Sandra. That’s too throw back.
ohpretty1

Diddy’s manties are showing!
chase

Britt Bratt’s hair is a hot mess..

No Sandra I think it is o.k. to feel that way, I know I have those feelings sometimes..

I love that Eminem/RiRI song, that is my joint….

I can’t stand Sean Kingston…

My 3 year calls all of my older son’s yt friends Justin Bieber every time they come to the house. I guess it is b/c they all have that doobie thing going on w/ their hair…

Diddy is a fool, my stepmother remembers the times he use to walk around our home town dancing and acting a fool…
Man, I just don’t care™

Puff STILL my nigga. He can’t do no wrong in my eyes.

Rhianna just looks so fuggable. All gullible and chit. Like she might not fall for the first line, but she’ll be tootin it up after that second or third line.

Brittney will NEVA look better than “average.” With all the trainers, stylists, make up, special diets, weave, plastic surgery, prayer, etc. she will always be an ugly, dumpy lookin yt girl. Hope she invested her money well.
FloridaChick813

Isnt it fusion??? @OTB
VIBABY

Brit just looks nasty. She looks like she doesnt shower on a regular basis…..like she sniffs her armpits to determine if she should take a bath or not.
FreeToSpeakUp

@ OTB

I can’t stand when people call infusion tracks too
inCredible02

@Justin & Sean – Why do everyone photgraphed with those baggs hold them up like that? Like Stewart throws them the bags, step back and take a picture…

@Diddy – …not black panties…

@Rihanna & Em – this song.
His_Mommy623

*waves* @ Choco

where u been?
Al-Ameera

Brit does not have tracks, she has a fusion or a strand by strand weave. She has been rocking that since she cut her hair bald.

@ Nicki, I can believe it but she says she doesn’t like girls, she just says she does to empower them
ki33es4u

:rofl:like she sniffs her armpits to determine if she should take a bath or not.
pinksghetti

LOL, at the way Sandra describes people, it’s too funny!! Justin and Sean must have become friends after that song they did together. I saw that photo of Diddy on another site and was thinking the same thing about his, ahem, “member”. That pic of Nicki and her friend must have been in the late 90’s or early 2000’s because of the clothes/hair styles. I remember Britney had long hair when she was a child on the Mickey Mouse Club but all that bleaching has taken a toll. That’s the first time I’ve seen Rihanna smile in a while, she must be an Em fan.
OutsidetheBox

Yes @Flo. Me three @Free :lolol:
kearalove

this “..like she sniffs her armpits to determine if she should take a bath or not.”
and this
“but she’ll be tootin it up after that second or third line.”

And is Justin Bieber sitting on a stack of phone books while driving that Lambo?
Man, I just don’t care™

@VIBABY
“Brit just looks nasty. She looks like she doesnt shower on a regular basis…..like she sniffs her armpits to determine if she should take a bath or not.”
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ROFLMAO!

Then she don’t even check by sniffin under her arms on the regular. Like twice a week or something. SMH.
Ms.kaylamomma

**clears throat** G’d afternoon all.

This post was a waste. Sandra can you talk with your fetish with a another blogger who shall not be named? She’s lslh. Pebblez seems to be more your type, no? She got some more booty enhancements.
FloridaChick813

@MKM, did you see that video with Pebblez???? That bish went TOO BIG in my opinion. Sheesh!!!!
Man, I just don’t care™

@FLO
“did you see that video with Pebblez???? That bish went TOO BIG in my opinion. Sheesh!!!!”
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this sounds like some chit I should know about! Please tell me where I can locate this chit so I can decide if this “thing” that you speak of is “TOO BIG.”
Ms.kaylamomma

@ flo I did It is flucking huge now. She can’t possibly find clothes that will fit her.
FloridaChick813

@MAN

Worldstarhiphop . com

You may have to scroll down a little bit though, cause they posted it a few days ago… Also, check out the stripper video, I believe the title is “stripper violates party goers” or some sh.it like that. Tell me what you think about that???
MzDimplez1123

I didn’t see the video but saw pics of her for the first time yesterday and all I could think was, why would anyone mutilate themself that way?
SugarPieHoneybunn

-Yeah that Justin and Sean duo is kinda strange. Matching murses too…
-Diddy oh Diddy. I was looking for the tampon string to be hangin from them black boy shorts.
-Britney, get ur ass back in the house, bath, and brush your hair 100 times. Your making it hard for me to stick up for you. Now gone.
-Yes @ Ms. Rose, it is wrong for you to feel that way. Your constant hate of LS women is just plain sad. Get over your insecurities and stop blaming a group of women for your misery.
-Love Rihanna’s fashion sense but not loving that kool-aid hair.
kwall

Mr. Kingston always looks like the slow fat kid we all had in school at one point. Sorry.

Britt needs to shave it all off again and start o-v-e-r. That ish looks PAINFUL.

And of course P.Shytty has a small package. Most men with a whole lotta kids DO. Just like women who are accused of looking manly (example…Nicole Murphy…Eddie’s ex) has a lot of kids too. It’s their way of saying… “dayum it I got a peen (or vajay jay) and I know how to use it!”
FloridaChick813

Dont get me wrong, I appreciate a big booty… Been straight oogling MzD since I saw her gravie (no homo though)
Ms.kaylamomma

@Man, I saw it on WorldStarHipHop. Sandra has a link over there —>
Or google Pebblez. I’m sure you will see she’s a effin lady like your precious Kim
ki33es4u

I saw that video of her a couple of days ago too. if your azz is so big that you cant walk, then that should tell you something.
Reese

lol Looks like Puffy is familiar with that position.
FloridaChick813

@MKM, did you see the stripper sh.it on there????
VIBABY

@sugarpie

If she ran a brush through that hair 100 times that bish would be bald. I’m all for her taking a bath though. That scratch and sniff method twice a week (c)man aint doing it…..
Man, I just don’t care™

@KWALL
“And of course P.Shytty has a small package. Most men with a whole lotta kids DO. Just like women who are accused of looking manly (example…Nicole Murphy…Eddie’s ex) has a lot of kids too. It’s their way of saying… “dayum it I got a peen (or vajay jay) and I know how to use it!”
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ROFLMAO!!!!!!!!!!

Well Serena Williams must goin have a whole slew of kids! She got a A LOT to prove!
FloridaChick813

@Ki33es – CUTE PIC!
MzDimplez1123

LMAO @ Reese

FTFO @ No Homo
Ms.kaylamomma

ki33es4u says:

I saw that video of her a couple of days ago too. if your azz is so big that you cant walk, then that should tell you something.

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In the video, she just stood in one spot the whole time. Then I realized that if she tried to walk, her knees may explode under the pressure :/
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tKKxPtP6XjQ renegadesince1985

@FLO

I saw that Pebblez chick on MTO My question is…What’s she gonna do when she’s like 80? Is she gonna be able to haul that thing around with a walker??
SugarPieHoneybunn

LOL @ Kwall
@ Man, leave Serena alone. She cant help it that she has “arm and hammer” arms.
MzDimplez1123

@ Kayla, It’s THAT bad?! Her *doctor* should face malpractice charges. That’s insane.
Man, I just don’t care™

“COT DAYUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUM!”
MissHarlem

That looks straight up nasty it cant possibly smell good in there. Like seriously females are we that insecure that we think a big azz is all there is. That chit dont even look cute and I’m far from hating because I carry a big behind and have since I was a child I just don’t get it
Ms.kaylamomma

FloridaChick813 says:

@MKM, did you see the stripper sh.it on there????

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I try to limit the fluckery to a couple of hours a week. I’m over my limit and my head is hurting already. Who is stripping & why?
Ms.kaylamomma

MzDimplez1123 says:

@ Kayla, It’s THAT bad?! Her *doctor* should face malpractice charges. That’s insane.

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It’s THAT bad. I agree. Her doctor should told her no. That’s too much!
SugarPieHoneybunn

@ Vibaby, you right. Especially if she uses one of them wig (white girl) brushes. That lil hair gone be gone. I wonder what the hell is takin her shyt so long to grow back. White folks hair usually grow back pretty damn quick.
FloridaChick813

My question is…What’s she gonna do when she’s like 80? Is she gonna be able to haul that thing around with a walker??
http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco

Hey His –

Girl been around here and there…how have you been?
Mamacita

renegadesince1985 says:

@FLO

I saw that Pebblez chick on **** My question is…What’s she gonna do when she’s like 80? Is she gonna be able to haul that thing around with a walker??

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I know right? I mean where do you shop with an azz that big? That ish is just ridiculous!
FloridaChick813

@MKM, this bish was on a pool table, kneeled down on her knees… Had a funnel in either her as.s or her cooch, I couldnt tell… Filling it up with drinks.. Then she took the funnel out and squirted that shi.t everywhere.. That sh.it was gross as fu.ck!!!!!
ki33es4u

@Ms.kaylamomma….didnt she, oh and she turned around in a circle and then she had to hold it up,she need to get a harness for that thing cuz she aint got no control over it.

@flo..thank you, thats my little man
SugarPieHoneybunn

Damn I cant see this famous nasty ass tht yall talkin about. Its blocked on this computer! Sounds like some funky shyt though!!
MzDimplez1123

@ Flo, that’s just narsty.
Man, I just don’t care™

@PEBBLEZ “The Donk”

:hugs:
Cinnamon Kisses

LOVE EM and RHI’s song
“Just gon stand there and watch me cry….that’s all right..I love the you way lie” Rhi is soooo pretty in that pic!!!

Nicki looks better without alla of the makeup and clownola hair and shyt!!!
@ kearalove…….like ur gravi
Ms.kaylamomma

FloridaChick813 says:

@MKM, this bish was on a pool table, kneeled down on her knees… Had a funnel in either her as.s or her cooch, I couldnt tell… Filling it up with drinks.. Then she took the funnel out and squirted that shi.t everywhere.. That sh.it was gross as fu.ck!!!!!
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Ok, is that the one titled “Stripper violates the crowd” or some ish like that? If so, I wouldn’t click on the link.
Ms.kaylamomma

@Man, boy please, you wouldn’t know what to do with all that! :/
http://oneperfectassistant.com ggouch

First @ “package watchers
Second @ Rihanna, whose pop career is fading fast, posed with aging rapper Eminem”

and Third!! @ Am I wrong to feel that way?…..I don’t even want to read the other comments cause Iknow I am going to need a breathing appratus when it’s all said and done!!!!!
http://oneperfectassistant.com ggouch

First @ “package watchers
Second @ Rihanna, whose pop career is fading fast, posed with aging rapper Eminem”

and Third!! @ Am I wrong to feel that way?…..I don’t even want to read the other comments cause Iknow I am going to need a breathing appratus when it’s all said and done!!!!!
Ms.kaylamomma

SugarPieHoneybunn says:

Damn I cant see this famous nasty ass tht yall talkin about. Its blocked on this computer! Sounds like some funky shyt though!!

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You’re lucky babe! You can’t get those couple of minutes back.
FloridaChick813

:lol:, yup, thats it @MKM!!!!

Question: WHAT WOULD ONE DO WITH ALL THAT????
ohpretty1

And of course P.Shytty has a small package. Most men with a whole lotta kids DO.

@ kwall – You ain’t NEVA lied about that!!!!
MzDimplez1123

@ Man… :no:@ Pebblez
Candi Apple

OMG Britney nnnooooo. I was a secret fan my friends used to laugh at me and I would just simply sing “Imma slave for you” and do a fake snake dance. Girl get it together

Rhianna is cute

Nikki looks good normal and made-up she killing the game. Tbe rapper female version of Beyonce.
Man, I just don’t care™

@MS. KAYLAMOMMA
” boy please, you wouldn’t know what to do with all that! :/ ”
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I just wouldn’t know where to begin! She looked really natural too, everything considered.

What a ~~night~~ WEEK that would be….
kearalove

And here I was thinking that Maliah was ri-donk-ulous, but Pebblez has won that award, hands down… I wonder how she wipes her azz and if it gets completely clean?

And thanks @CinnamonKisses and @Flo…your baby is gonna be my daughter’s future husband! He is so cute!!
mirsmommy

One day that bish Pebblez’ gon have to take a mean sh!t, and one of her azz cheeks is gon explode.
Ms.kaylamomma

@ Flo I don’t know. That’s what I asked Man. Would he feel **cough** small **cough** if he was getting ready to that?
Candi Apple

Pebbles gets tissue stuck in there all the time. A few condoms probably fell out too. SMH
SangriaSugar

Can’t see the video but saw some pics

Did she have it filled with caulk? She is in the same arena with the woman who got all that work done to look like a cat…its just gross!
MzDimplez1123

@ Keara…Atleast Maliah’s looks real. Pebblez looks like a mutant/experiment.
FloridaChick813

I wonder how she wipes her azz and if it gets completely clean?

Things that make you go “hhmmmmm” :/

@ my son being your son-in-law. Thanks though – that is my lil boo And I LOVE ya gravie!!! Its sooooo sexy!!! LOL
kearalove

mirsmommy says:

One day that bish Pebblez’ gon have to take a mean sh!t, and one of her azz cheeks is gon explode.
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FloridaChick813

Im sayin though, one would have to have a big d*ck to get past all that as.s to the cooch, while hittin it from the back.. No???
SangriaSugar

@mirs
Man, I just don’t care™

Can’t…..stop…..watching…. Pebblez….video…..
**I didn’t even like that Drake song till I saw this clip with Pebblez!**
MzDimplez1123

I blame Buffy and Angel’s asses for this mess. They came out and now 3/5 models are running around looking lie someone stuck an airpump up their ass.
http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco

I’m scratching my head at Pebblez yall really think her MUTANT NINJA TURTLES azz is real-the photos even looked shopped and no that’s NASTY and FUNKY
Cinnamon Kisses

Bwaahaaaaaa @ sugarpie……NOT the tampon string….. #ihatechu
MzDimplez1123

Hey Choco!
FreeToSpeakUp

FloridaChick813 says:

Im sayin though, one would have to have a big d*ck to get past all that as.s to the cooch, while hittin it from the back.. No???
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Men usually spread your chicks apart…
FreeToSpeakUp

*cheeks Sorry
http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco

Upon further inspection Pebblez azz??? looks like a two donuts that belong ontop of a donut shop-still far from sexy
FloridaChick813

**I didn’t even like that Drake song till I saw this clip with Pebblez!**
MzDimplez1123

What song is it?
http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco

Hey MzDimples

I just saw your new gravi I know prolly way old is that your mandingo in the pic with you-yall look cute together
kearalove

Pebblez is the latest casualty in “When Azzshots Goes Wrong”. I sho’ hope she don’t plan on having kids cuz if she do, that azz is gonna be worse than this!

@Man…step away from the screen, I repeat, step away from the screen
Ms.kaylamomma

FloridaChick813 says:

Im sayin though, one would have to have a big d*ck to get past all that as.s to the cooch, while hittin it from the back.. No???

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That’s what I’m asking Man Wouldn’t you need a peen extender because her azz sticks out so far before you even get to the vajayjay.
mirsmommy

She prolly gotta sign on her azz that says, ” Proceed With Caution “
FloridaChick813

Men usually spread your chicks apart…

Dont start with the visuals… Cause that just made my thoughts go all the way LEFT
MzDimplez1123

@ Choco… Yes it is. LOL Thank you.
http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco

Can’t…..stop…..watching…. Pebblez….video…..
@Man
I’m taking you had pauses in between your words cuz your other hand was elsewhere?
mirsmommy

Choco says:

Upon further inspection Pebblez azz??? looks like a two donuts that belong ontop of a donut shop-still far from sexy
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*in my best Day-Day voice*

Holy Moly Donut Shop!!!!
FloridaChick813

@ MKM, Mirs && Choco
MzDimplez1123

Wonders can you get the implants/injections/whatever the hell they use removed/reduced?
kearalove

Choco says:

Upon further inspection Pebblez azz??? looks like a two donuts that belong ontop of a donut shop-still far from sexy
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**In my Day Day voice** “Holy Moley Donut Shop”
kearalove

Get outta my head Mirs!!
Man, I just don’t care™

@MS. KAYLAMOMMA
“That’s what I’m asking Man Wouldn’t you need a peen extender because her azz sticks out so far before you even get to the vajayjay.”
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Don’t worry, I would get in there….
http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco

@Flo

Um your question is a good one and I’m waiting on Man to answer

@MKM
Girl you know back in the Car Wash movie dayz
MzDimplez1123

LOL @ HOLY MOLY DONUT SHOP
mirsmommy

kearalove says:

Get outta my head Mirs!!
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kearalove

@ peen extender!!
Man, I just don’t care™

@CHOCO
“Can’t…..stop…..watching…. Pebblez….video…..
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@Man
I’m taking you had pauses in between your words cuz your other hand was elsewhere?”
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Both hands were present… but I had “another body part” jumpin up in the way!
http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco

Don’t worry, I would get in there….
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Yes but how I mean damn would you get intimidated and what if her azz kept queefing and you thought it was her cooch only you have yet to reach it??? Seriously inquiring minds wanna know
T.Y’z Cha Cha

Bieber and Kingston lookin like a bootleg Rob and Big.

Diddy dont NOBODY wanna see your musty balls swinging from left to right…I still got nuffin but love for you you tho DIDDY DANCE
FloridaChick813

Wonders can you get the implants/injections/whatever the hell they use removed/reduced?

I believe so
kearalove

Niccas gonna need that Go-Go-Gadget peen just to hit that azz
MzDimplez1123

LOL She takes just let me get the head in to a whole new level. Thats probably all that could reach once you get past all that.
Reese

*dead* at this convo. I used to work with a chick with huge arse and she always, ALWAYS stunk up the ladies room. Even for a quick pee. Is that the norm for big bootays?
ki33es4u

:rofl:yall are a trip, im cracking up over here. they would have to bend her azz all the way over and then lift to get to anything
http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco

but I had “another body part” jumpin up in the way!
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Yeah okay LONG DONG SILVER!
MzDimplez1123

LOL @ Niccas gonna need that Go-Go-Gadget peen just to hit that azz
FloridaChick813

Don’t worry, I would get in there….

@Man gonna be standing behind all that as.s like

“where to begin??” then

LMAO
T.Y’z Cha Cha

I meant do the DIDDY Dance
FloridaChick813

Both hands were present… but I had “another body part” jumpin up in the way!
kearalove

@ MzDimp and Choco!!
http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco

@Reese
Girl you know what…you just made me discriminate off of big arses SIKE and
ohpretty1

Reese says:

*dead* at this convo. I used to work with a chick with huge arse and she always, ALWAYS stunk up the ladies room. Even for a quick pee. Is that the norm for big bootays?
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No. She just had some ish in her coo.
FloridaChick813

Bieber and Kingston lookin like a bootleg Rob and Big.

I LOVE ROB & BIG
lakercrazy

hey yall how we doing?? niki looks normal biever=watever diddy awww he got panies on now???? and i loooooooooooooove the song i like the way u lie that is my chit best song ri ri was feature in and eminem dam them drugs got him looking at least 40
mirsmommy

How in the hail does she wipe her azz????
kearalove

No. She just had some ish in her coo.
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FloridaChick813

Niccas gonna need that Go-Go-Gadget peen just to hit that azz

Ya’ll are KILLING me
T.Y’z Cha Cha

Why they got Brittney head lookin like a Baboons Azz???? Where are her people?
Reese

No. She just had some ish in her coo.
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lol oh ok. I sholl wondered….
Man, I just don’t care™

@CHOCO
“Yes but how I mean damn would you get intimidated and what if her azz kept queefing and you thought it was her cooch only you have yet to reach it??? Seriously inquiring minds wanna know”
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Choco, I would seriously be too excited to have thought about all of this rationally. I would man-handle her body into a position that I liked and just bang away.
FloridaChick813

Yeah okay LONG DONG SILVER!

IDK why that just tickled me
mirsmommy

Bish prolly wraps a back sratcher with tissue to wipe that azz.
kearalove

FloridaChick813 says:

Wonders can you get the implants/injections/whatever the hell they use removed/reduced?

I believe so
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I wonder if the azz’s skin would be saggy and shyt like after a huge weight loss (i.e. gastric bypass, etc.)?
Ms.kaylamomma

@Man, ha! Her azz looks deformed but apparently that was enough to turn you on. Yuck! Yuck!
mirsmommy

Man, I just don’t care™ says:

@CHOCO
“Yes but how I mean damn would you get intimidated and what if her azz kept queefing and you thought it was her cooch only you have yet to reach it??? Seriously inquiring minds wanna know”
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Choco, I would seriously be too excited to have thought about all of this rationally. I would man-handle her body into a position that I liked and just bang away.
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Fluck around and bust one a dem cheeks, and cause a sunami.
FloridaChick813

I would man-handle her body into a position that I liked and just bang away.

DEAD and @ being too excited!!!

@Man would be like >>>> then then then:
kearalove

@Mirs or has one of her kids or tricks to do it for her…
mirsmommy

kearalove says:

FloridaChick813 says:

Wonders can you get the implants/injections/whatever the hell they use removed/reduced?

I believe so
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I wonder if the azz’s skin would be saggy and shyt like after a huge weight loss (i.e. gastric bypass, etc.)?
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Man, I just don’t care™

@MS. KAYLAMOMMA
“ha! Her azz looks deformed but apparently that was enough to turn you on. Yuck! Yuck!”
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“deformed” in a beautiful and pleasing sort of way.
MzDimplez1123

If they take those implants out, she’ll have enough skin left over to graf a whole fire trauma ward. All jokes aside, I really feel bad for her that she felt the need to do that to herself.
Ms.kaylamomma

Reese says:

*dead* at this convo. I used to work with a chick with huge arse and she always, ALWAYS stunk up the ladies room. Even for a quick pee. Is that the norm for big bootays?

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http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco

Choco, I would seriously be too excited to have thought about all of this rationally. I would man-handle her body into a position that I liked and just bang away.
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Well dayum when you put it like that make a bish wonder
PAHairston

Hello All, Sandra, are you wrong to feel this way about dark-skinned ladies getting their fair share of love? Publicity? Fame? What is WRONG with this picture? It just ain’t you Sandra, it’s the incessant hangup about color in America and the world. Many blacks feel that light-bright-damn-near-white, high-yella, paper-sack brown(that’s me), light-skinned-ed folks, especially women, generally have the upper hand when it comes to success and fame, especially in the hip-hop/rap world, which is true to some extent. WE ARE THE ONES THAT PERPETUATE THIS MESS! Look at Ochochino or whatever his name is. He’s blacker than black, midnight black, blue-black (and fineeeeeeeeeeee) and on his reality show, nothing but white and light-skinned-ed black women! (I wonder what his mother looks like, bet she’s chocolater than him!) When will we get over this foolishness? When Jesus cracks that sky? And we all see the color of his skin, which, according to Revelation, is black like it’s been burned in a fire! Come on people, will we EVER change our stripes? We need to get our sh!t together and get over these useless and senseless hangups about skin color. Peace.
mirsmommy

That azz and old age gon fluck her up in more ways than one. The azz got sink down to the back of her knees.
FreeToSpeakUp

FloridaChick813 says:

Men usually spread your chicks apart…

Dont start with the visuals… Cause that just made my thoughts go all the way LEFT
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That’s how I’ve experienced it and I don’t have a Pebblez booty. Little penis dudes only push up on you, no long poking for them. Hold the cheeks apart…and BANG BANG BANG BANG!!!!
Man, I just don’t care™

@MZ. DIMPLEZ
“I really feel bad for her that she felt the need to do that to herself.”
____________________________________________________________________________

I don’t! Think of the joy she has brought to the world! I sent this to my brother and cousin and I’m waiting on their response!
http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco

wraps a back sratcher with tissue to wipe that azz.
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@Mirs
SMDH and
Ms.kaylamomma

mirsmommy says:

Fluck around and bust one a dem cheeks, and cause a sunami.

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kearalove

@Man man-handling Pebblez cuz her azz look like 2 midgets…couldn’t you just lay her down gently and make sweet love to her?
mirsmommy

kearalove says:

@Man man-handling Pebblez cuz her azz look like 2 midgets…couldn’t you just lay her down gently and make sweet love to her?

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Bishes like that get hit and quit. :/
kearalove

@Free @ BANG BANG BANG BANG!!! reminds me of the hub
Man, I just don’t care™

@KEARALOVE
“man-handling Pebblez cuz her azz look like 2 midgets…couldn’t you just lay her down gently and make sweet love to her?”
___________________________________________________________________________

¿¿¿ ???

We not talkin bout KIM K here! I would do some chit like that for Kim, but not this hoe. I’m just beatin with her.
MzDimplez1123

mirsmommy says:

That azz and old age gon fluck her up in more ways than one. The azz got sink down to the back of her knees.

Girl, more like her ankles
ki33es4u

:lol:I’m not sure if deformed can be beautiful, in the way that you mean.
lakercrazy

ok who azz we talkn bout nikki???
FloridaChick813

Hold the cheeks apart…and BANG BANG BANG BANG!!!!

Bish be lookin like
lakercrazy

fluk it im lost in this convo bak to lurking
Ms.kaylamomma

@ Man, your “standards” for women amaze me sometimes. :/

But Pebblez aint the type of chic you could . You miss and let one of those cheeks go, you will suffocate.
FloridaChick813

@Man man-handling Pebblez cuz her azz look like 2 midgets…

LMAAOOO
http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco

@Laker
No not Nicki this other chick Pebblez I googled a pic of her and was immediately confused and lightheaded
MzDimplez1123

@ Laker….. Pebblez the “model”
FloridaChick813

reminds me of the hub
http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco

@Laker
Don’t lurk hon googled Pebblez and jump right in can’t wait to hear your consensus
FloridaChick813

Im surprised her legs are strong enough to support all that as.s

I wander how much that shi.t weighs

SOOOO MANY QUESTIONS!
ki33es4u

You miss and let one of those cheeks go, you will suffocate.
http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco

OMG@MsKay
Girl dayum if he tried to he would be quarentined WTH he bet not breath that air outside- OUTBREAK!
kearalove

@Ms.kaylamomma…nicca gonna have to wear one of those emergency bracelets that notify the paramedics when flucking her cuz she wouldn’t even notice that he was suffocating!

Cops to Pebblez: Ma’am, why is there a dead man in your puzzay?
Pebbz: Officer, I didn’t even notice he was down there…
http://twitter.com/Q_ATLANTIS Q_ATLANTIS

@Brittany’s hair
Man, I just don’t care™

@MS. KAYLAMOMMA
“your “standards” for women amaze me sometimes.

But Pebblez aint the type of chic you could . You miss and let one of those cheeks go, you will suffocate.”
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Why do my standards (and why is that in quotations?) amaze you? I like beautiful, classy women that are kind hearted and easy going. Nothing really amazing about that to me.

Naw, I don’t know about with Pebblez but…uh… I bet she can take that for forever and a day!
mirsmommy

kearalove says:

@Ms.kaylamomma…nicca gonna have to wear one of those emergency bracelets that notify the paramedics when flucking her cuz she wouldn’t even notice that he was suffocating!

Cops to Pebblez: Ma’am, why is there a dead man in your puzzay?
Pebbz: Officer, I didn’t even notice he was down there…
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http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco

@FLO
I just wanna know why she thinks that is responsibly hygenic??? EEEELLLLL!
Man, I just don’t care™

**watching video for umpteenth time….**

“I know way too many people….”
MzDimplez1123

@ Man.. What is she doing in the video?
ohpretty1

That’s how I’ve experienced it and I don’t have a Pebblez booty. Little penis dudes only push up on you, no long poking for them. Hold the cheeks apart…and BANG BANG BANG BANG!!!!

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@ free
The comment above is why you don’t walk and read SR. Damn if I didn’t laugh AND trip! Don’t worry. I recovered and ended with my Heisman pose.
mirsmommy

That azz got enough air in it to perform CPR. Sh!t, bish prolly got Advanced Healthcare Directive forms on her nightstand for every nicca she fluck.

Please sign here for Do Not Resuscitate.
http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco

OMG@Man
How was your weekend with Ruspuscha (sp?) I kid I kid oh I should say how was your 45 minutes with her
Cinnamon Kisses

@ mirs……. #ihatechutoo
T.Y’z Cha Cha

ohpretty1 says:

And of course P.Shytty has a small package. Most men with a whole lotta kids DO.

GIRLLLL you must know my KIDS FATHER????
FloridaChick813

Cops to Pebblez: Ma’am, why is there a dead man in your puzzay?
Pebbz: Officer, I didn’t even notice he was down there…
lakercrazy

@man u nasty mothafluka now im starting to think u will fluk anything with two legs u gon tell me that bish look good to u fo real not even the flukn face is cute and that azz got more dam dipples then precious azz looking like she swallow a dam midget and he coulnd find his way out so died in her azzz
MzDimplez1123

@ Choco… I’m shole glad you asked cause I really was wondering how that went.
kearalove

@Mirs…her azz prolly got enough air that shyt floats!
http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco

LOL@Laker
FloridaChick813

@ MzD

She’s pretty much just standing there turning in circles. Its lame, you aint missin on out nothing honey.
ohpretty1

Cops to Pebblez: Ma’am, why is there a dead man in your puzzay?
Pebbz: Officer, I didn’t even notice he was down there…

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This is why our e-fam’s coworker was always smelling up the bathroom. Either that or lost condoms.
mirsmommy

kearalove says:

@Mirs…her azz prolly got enough air that shyt floats!
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Sh!t like a life raft.
MzDimplez1123

LOL @ TY. Hell, my daughter’s father too then.
http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco

@Mz
Well after him and his Pebblez fantasy shoot ol girl must be doing just fine
Ms.kaylamomma

kearalove says:

@Ms.kaylamomma…nicca gonna have to wear one of those emergency bracelets that notify the paramedics when flucking her cuz she wouldn’t even notice that he was suffocating!

Cops to Pebblez: Ma’am, why is there a dead man in your puzzay?
Pebbz: Officer, I didn’t even notice he was down there…

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kearalove

azz looking like she swallow a dam midget and he coulnd find his way out so died in her azzz
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and gone up to glory!
MzDimplez1123

@ Flo…I’m sure not if that’s all it is. I was wondering if she was trying to dance or something.
http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco

@Ohpretty
You and Reese and that nasty co-worker gonna have me at my desk damn imagining the STANK is a bit much #COOTGOOGLAMOOGLA
lakercrazy

@flo is that ur lil man in ur gravi??
Man, I just don’t care™

@LAKERCRAZY
“u nasty mothafluka now im starting to think u will fluk anything with two legs u gon tell me that bish look good to u fo real not even the flukn face is cute and that azz got more dam dipples then precious azz looking like she swallow a dam midget and he coulnd find his way out so died in her azzz”
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¿¿¿ ???
She has a face?
MzDimplez1123

@ Choco.. LOL I’m sure BigGirl (As he called her) looks a lot more normal than Pebblez does.
kearalove

Bish was tryna clap her azz cheeks and them shyts wasn’t even moving… Why get an cement azz?? Men want Jell-O azzes that shake like quakes!
FloridaChick813

@MzD, attempted to dance.. But

@Laker, thats my boo
Ms.kaylamomma

@Man, would you let that big azz ride you? I doubt it. She look like she will ride your azz THROUGH the mattress.
Man, I just don’t care™

@CHOCO
“OMG@Man
How was your weekend with Ruspuscha (sp?) I kid I kid oh I should say how was your 45 minutes with her ”
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It was cool… up until the end. Bytch started talkin bout “let’s go to church on Sunday.” :/

Talkin bout her church addin members or some chit like that. Hoes always ruinin a good agreement and chit.
MzDimplez1123

LMAO @ Keara… She gone throw her back out trying that ish.
http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco

@Mz…
Girl well if you say so Man has demonstrated he has a long spectrum of potential slayees-I wish he would respond cuz it may be the same screw!
ohpretty1

T.Y’z Cha Cha says:

ohpretty1 says:

And of course P.Shytty has a small package. Most men with a whole lotta kids DO.

GIRLLLL you must know my KIDS FATHER????
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My friend says the ‘short’ men some how automatically aim for the ovaries and it’s a done deal.
Ms.kaylamomma

kearalove says:

Bish was tryna clap her azz cheeks and them shyts wasn’t even moving… Why get an cement azz?? Men want Jell-O azzes that shake like quakes!

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I’m so flucking at your comments today. She tried to make he azz shake but she knew it wouldn’t stop once she got started, no matter how hard she tried.
http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco

Talkin bout her church addin members or some chit like that. Hoes always ruinin a good agreement and chit.
_________________
what did you say to get out of it without effin up your next appt?
lakercrazy

@flo girl u got a handsomoe lil man u betta watch out he gonna be a pretty boy he is too cute
MzDimplez1123

Aww @ Man, she don’t got attached and trying to shift ish now. WE WARNED YOU, MR. SheKnowItAin’tLoveIt’sJustAnArrangement. LOL
http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco

@Man
So would you hit Pebblez the way you hit Big Church Girl
Musiqal1

I don’t see what you guys see with Diddy. Is there supposed to be a “bulge” there? I dunno…or that’s the pint? There’s no “bulge” there???
His_Mommy623

@Choco

My bad for my lateness, but Im good mama.. I was wondering if u would show back up.
http://mobile.twitter.com/iamwonderchick2 LesBinLuv

Brit you need to come see me so I can hook up that mane…cuz honey-bunches-of-oats…THAT IS WRONG ON SOOOOO MANY LEVELS!

#tisall
lakercrazy

@man oh chit waht u do i know u said no right???
OutsidetheBox

Lesssssssss.
http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco

@ Les and His

Yeah girl I was gonna show I was sick on Friday all is better now tho

@Les
We need birthday sex details MA STAT!
lakercrazy

leeeesss hey beutiful were u been honey come here i missed that pretty pic
His_Mommy623

Hey Les<3

whea ya been bish?
His_Mommy623

@Choco I saw ur comment where u said u were in the hospital..

glad ur better doll
Man, I just don’t care™

@MZ.DIMPLEZ
“Aww @ Man, she don’t got attached and trying to shift ish now. WE WARNED YOU, MR. SheKnowItAin’tLoveIt’sJustAnArrangement. LOL”
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Well, she goin shift that ish right on back. She know what the deal is.
ohpretty1

@ choco: Here you go <———– really ginger ale
MzDimplez1123

LOL @ Man. So you gonna tell us what your reply to her was?
FloridaChick813

Thanks @LAKER!!!!!!

DAAAAAAAMMMMMMMMNNNNNNNNNNN IT TAKES LES TO GET @OTB AND @HIS OUTTA LURKING!!!!!!!!!!!!!! YA’LL BISH’s AINT SH.IT!!!! ON A POSITIVE NOTE THOUGH, ITS GOOD TO SEE YOU @LES, YOU’VE BEEN MISSED
Man, I just don’t care™

@CHOCO
“So would you hit Pebblez the way you hit Big Church Girl ”
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Hmmm… I would try.

Big girl is amazingly flexible and I might as well charge her like a spa cause she takin some facials.
MZN

Why does P diddy look like a monkey azz coon swinging on that chandelier!
MissHarlem

I know thats not LESSSSSSS. Hey ladies cuz the roll call is too long.
http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco

@OhPretty
thanks for the ginger ale that was cute

@Man
Big girl is amazingly flexible and I might as well charge her like a spa cause she takin some facials.
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I know you give her face after that comment you can say whatever you LIIIIKKKKEEEE
His_Mommy623

@Flo

NOOOOOO I spoke to ALL ya’ll bishes in the Amber Rose post and ALL you bishes acted like u aint see my handle!!

*rounding up new e-homies*
lmao
T.Y’z Cha Cha

@ Oh Pretty….:rofl:
Man, I just don’t care™

@CHOCO
“what did you say to get out of it without effin up your next appt?”
_____________________________________________________________________________

I played it cool. I was just like:

“Well, thanks for offering but you know Church is not really my thing, even tho I love the Lord.”

She didn’t press about it, BUT if she start bringing up other “suggestions” like this bullchit Ima have to remind her of our arrangement.
MzDimplez1123

@ I might as well charge her like a spa cause she takin some facials.
MissHarlem

MAN why do you always have me smh. Lubs it though cant hate on honesty
ohpretty1

MZN says:
Why does P diddy look like a monkey azz coon swinging on that chandelier!

That was the topic on the radio last week. The photographer is Annie Leibowit… (sp?) and they were comparing this to her shoot with Lebron.
His_Mommy623

Man, I just don’t care™ says:

Big girl is amazingly flexible and I might as well charge her like a spa cause she takin some facials.

er’day u say some chit that makes me wanna find u and choke u

Harlemmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

whats good bew?
MzDimplez1123

What exactly is said arrangement? I mean, you describe it like yall got a written out signed in blood contract.
kearalove

@Man

Big girl is amazingly flexible and I might as well charge her like a spa cause she takin some facials.

protein shakes, too?
lakercrazy

@his and @flo yall bishes need to just come here #teamfatmonkey e-hug
http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco

@His
Thanks Ma getting back to full capacity

@Man
She got you and you don’t even know it
lakercrazy

did les come in here and tease us and walk righ out the post the nerve of this pretty bish uhmm!!!!
His_Mommy623

@Laker

hey luvmuffin<33

#teamfatmonkeyyy
ohpretty1

“Big girl is amazingly flexible”

@ Man – Aren’t they all? That’s a real question.
MzDimplez1123

@ Choco…We tried to tell him! lol
Man, I just don’t care™

@MZ. DIMPLEZ
“What exactly is said arrangement? I mean, you describe it like yall got a written out signed in blood contract.”
____________________________________________________________________________

Nothng like that. I just made it clear (at least I thought I did) that NO relationship and little to no public outings together. Also that we can each get our own siginificant other as long as let each other know about it.

Pretty simple.
MissHarlem

HISSSSSSSS *sigh of relief* LOL. Nathan girl just been doing work and chit apparently they think I am here to work but will pass them the memo of what I am really here for soon. You still melting in that hot azz sun?
lakercrazy

@man big girl got u wrap around her chubby finger and u dont even know it
Man, I just don’t care™

@KEEARA LOVE
“Big girl is amazingly flexible and I might as well charge her like a spa cause she takin some facials.
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protein shakes, too?”
_____________________________________________________________________________

Ima sell that too! Be givin some “Vitamin D” injections!
MissHarlem

Ladies we already know MAN will be proposing to her pretty soon he dont even see whats really good.
His_Mommy623

@Harlem

Yes grl…I only have half my body now. The other half is on my porch in liquid form its beyond Death Valley status out this bish lol…

Heffa you havent emailed me!! hmph!
MissHarlem

*squeezing in LAKERS e hug*

HEY CHOCO
http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco

@Mz…
All I know is I want a invite to the wedding cuz Man is trippn ol girl sitting back getting them facials and what not all the while planning her wedding ceremony
Man, I just don’t care™

@OH PRETTY 1
“Aren’t they all? That’s a real question.”
____________________________________________________________________________

I don’t know but I don’t intend on comparing this one with nair other big girl. Not attracted AT ALL to big chicks.
MissHarlem

@ HIS you right I have been slacking in my macking. I got you real soon
lakercrazy

I don’t know but I don’t intend on comparing this one with nair other big girl. Not attracted AT ALL to big chicks.
_________________________________________________________________________
wateva!!! u like it
chase

Les……….. Is back…. errbody wuz wondering where u wuz….
Man, I just don’t care™

Yall are a trip. Yall goin have big girl missin out on this home sausage delivery I’m providing her!

Tain’t no way a nigga bout to get married No ma’am.
MzDimplez1123

Man gone have a secret wedding so he don’t hafta 8hear*, We told you so. LOL
http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco

@Miss
Muah honey lol @ memo and new job description
MissHarlem

@ CHOCO we should all get an invite we warned that fool
His_Mommy623

mhm @ Harlem

u get on it missy cus I was all kinds of neglected lol
MzDimplez1123

@ Harlem, exactly!
MissHarlem

@ CHOCO glad you doin better. Yea they must not know who they hired after all these years
http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco

@Man
Remember what you told me about all men okay well let me let you in on a secret-Your future fiancee is going to do everything you tell her to do that girl is not stupid she sucking, shucking, and fukn-oh and she gets facials yeah bro trust she is already planning for yall’s future-in her mind you keep coming back for that azz she just waiting for you to get over her weight- in public that is
Man, I just don’t care™

Yall trippin. I’m just smashin… Yall got me thinking she might REALLY be caught up tho. I think Ima just “remind” her of my perspective on this.
http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco

@Miss
LOL girl you know how to fake it-I got paperwork all over my desk right now and thanks girl I’m glad too stress can be a killer!
http://mobile.twitter.com/iamwonderchick2 LesBinLuv

Hey yaaalllllllllllll!

@OTB…;-) Hey girl #sidejoke

@His_ I missed uuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!

@Choco…no can do…sex talk is not welcomed here!

I just had to stop by to let all my e-luvs that I do luv and miss yall…I’ll be in touch sporadically!
Candi Apple

@Man

She invited you to church to seal the deal with the Lord. The preacher was gonna pray over the union. I mean why wouldn’t she just ask you to a movie? #justsaying

She waiting on you and giving you space not to rock the boat. You will fall when you realize no one can take her place
http://mobile.twitter.com/iamwonderchick2 LesBinLuv

*insert* know
MissHarlem

@ MZ

@ HIS I was missing you. You know a bish be thinking bout you when do my fav pastime
http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco

@Man
I’m tellin you if she is so easy going and goes by your little rules she’s plotting for something bigger-remind her she will laff behind your back and keep choosing colors and flowers and a venue-
http://mobile.twitter.com/iamwonderchick2 LesBinLuv

Harlemmmmmmmmmmm #mybish
MzDimplez1123

@ Les…Hey. I was wondering if that whole rant last week had to do with you leaving. Nice to hear you’re doing well though.
http://mobile.twitter.com/iamwonderchick2 LesBinLuv

#sidenote
I hear MzDimps got an azz I need to see…@MAN tell me about it…since I cant see no damn gravis!
http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco

@Les
Sex talk is very permitted here it’s the fake azz NUNS that hate that they like what they read- EFF EM
I’m on a need to know basis
MissHarlem

*throws my staple remover at LES*
Man, I just don’t care™

**ending things with big girl via text message**
MissHarlem

*runs over to LES and kisses her all over takes my staple remover back*
Candi Apple

@Les Fvck that did you tare that bish up or what.

Walking to the closet for my picket signs

Anything I do not want to read I bypass
His_Mommy623

@Man

stop playing with that grl before she go batshyt and “snap” on yo ass…

…she could be the one to kill the chit outta u
MissHarlem

@ MAN Nooooooo dont end it on the account of lil ole us.
MzDimplez1123

@ Choco..She gone come at him like Paula Jai from Friday.

Whatttttttttt? Baby, I remember our arrangement, I just forgot for a minute, I’m Sowry!

(in the back of her mind) I wonder if this should be small or big and formal, since he so shy and all.

LOL
lakercrazy

@man via txt WHAT? this heartless motha fluka
http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco

**ending things with big girl via text message
_________________
LIAR LIAR she gone text back boo I need a facial tonite- Man: Doi- okay

runs over to LES and kisses her all over takes my staple remover back
______________________
Fool she show up and you loose all types of senses
MzDimplez1123

LMAO @ Man….You better not dump her via text. She gone “BabyDee” yo ass. LOL
http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco

Choco..She gone come at him like Paula Jai from Friday
____________________
Man, I just don’t care™

“U kno its been cool n shit but a nigga cant fuk wit u no mo’ u still my dawg tho. lata”

My text, verbatim.
His_Mommy623

@Les

u tripping ma…

#nanbishcanmakemestoptalkingaboutdyckntwat

s/n: Dimplez twerkin with some change yeaaa *juvies voice*

@Harlem

U wanna act like it shawty? i mean, really lmao
MissHarlem

@ CHOCO LMAO shut up girl. You shouting a bish out and chit
MzDimplez1123

@ His…….. I’m old and slow, what’s Change? LOL
http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco

#nanbishcanmakemestoptalkingaboutdyckntwat
_________________________
OMG girl I read all those words together and

@Man
What happens when she text back talkn about that weekly facial-you are a GONER with a BONER
lakercrazy

im out yall have a blessd day see yall manana e-hugs to #teamfatmonkey and the bird for !@man
http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco

@Miss
His is gonna eff you up bish you got real excited throwing stapler removers and then running back to pick it up off the floor
His_Mommy623

u got some change in ya pouch @ Dimplez lmao

in reference to yo cakes lol
MzDimplez1123

@ goner with a boner.
MissHarlem

@ HIS I cant with you but thats why I lubs you

@ MZ you gonna make me watch Friday with all the references
Candi Apple

*I forgot*

Bypass – High class-
How we gonna get around on you bus pass

Can I get a what what
http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco

@Laker
Take care Ma I’m about to be out in 15…
mirsmommy

Man, I just don’t care™ says:

Yall trippin. I’m just smashin… Yall got me thinking she might REALLY be caught up tho. I think Ima just “remind” her of my perspective on this.
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You was prolly tellin her all types of sh!t while yall was fluckin. Prolly whisperin all types of sweet nothings in her ear and sh!t. She used that church invite to test yo azz out, and make sure that you ain’t catchin feelings.

Man, I gotta question for you. Why must she tell you if she has moved on if you ain’t caught feelings for her?????
His_Mommy623

@Choc

nah I let Harlem live…bish know where home is *bats lashes*
MzDimplez1123

Ohhhhhhhhhhhh thanks for explaining at @ His. I flet like I had been eating crayons with Man for a minute.

Bye Laker!
MissHarlem

@ CHOCO HIS know she my heart. Im loyal I promise I am
His_Mommy623

byeeeeeeeee laker<33
Man, I just don’t care™

@LES
“I hear MzDimps got an azz I need to see…”
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Mz. Dimplez built PERFECT. It’s a sight to behold. You need to check it out after work or something. My boy “E-Love” wrote a lil poem about it in the other thread.

I hope some more females follow her cue and put up some pics.
*Dimplez has experimented with the softer sex Lez!*
His_Mommy623

lmaooo@Dimplez

so man just be eating crayons yo? lmao
MzDimplez1123

*side eyes* Man.. I’d get you if you didn’t mean so much to big girl.
http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco

bish know where home is *bats lashes*
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I need yall bishes in my life I miss the dayz when SR was all giggles…
His_Mommy623

@Harlem

I knew u understood ma..
MissHarlem

I hate that I cant see new gravis on the work comp cuz a bish is curious
MzDimplez1123

@ Mommy that’s the expression he used the other week. LOL
MissHarlem

@ HIS You know I understand not a near nother bish can replace you

@ MZ he too hook he cant even see no one else SMH
Man, I just don’t care™

@MIRS
“You was prolly tellin her all types of sh!t while yall was fluckin. Prolly whisperin all types of sweet nothings in her ear and sh!t. She used that church invite to test yo azz out, and make sure that you ain’t catchin feelings.

Man, I gotta question for you. Why must she tell you if she has moved on if you ain’t caught feelings for her?????”
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You know what, that first paragraph is ENTIRELY possible because I dont know what the fug I say when i’m humpin but the hoes always say it’s some nasty disrespectful type chit. Which doesn’t sound like me.

Now, as for her need to tell me if she fuggin someone else…. did you NOT read the convo between Civil and I? We are BOTH in Baton Rouge Louisina and it was ranked #1 in AIDS for like 10 years. No exaggeration. Right now it is 4th…in the nation…and we aren’t in the top 100 as far as population. Um… yeah, it’s REAL down here. Bytch might be fuggin Lil Wayne or something. I need to know this chit.
http://mobile.twitter.com/iamwonderchick2 LesBinLuv

@MzD
It was more so whn Aunt Sandra agreed wit Sister Mary-Clarence and them on our festivities “breaking her blog”…I aint no internet gangsta so poppin off via web aint my thing…so I decided to take a chill pill…those who matter still hold a place and knw hw to contact me.
MzDimplez1123

@ Man, I feel you on needing to know if someone else is gonna be part of the equation.
His_Mommy623

*pops in mobb deep cd*

“sometimes I feel I gotta get awayyy”
mirsmommy

Man, I just don’t care™ says:

@MIRS
“You was prolly tellin her all types of sh!t while yall was fluckin. Prolly whisperin all types of sweet nothings in her ear and sh!t. She used that church invite to test yo azz out, and make sure that you ain’t catchin feelings.

Man, I gotta question for you. Why must she tell you if she has moved on if you ain’t caught feelings for her?????”
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You know what, that first paragraph is ENTIRELY possible because I dont know what the fug I say when i’m humpin but the hoes always say it’s some nasty disrespectful type chit. Which doesn’t sound like me.

Now, as for her need to tell me if she fuggin someone else…. did you NOT read the convo between Civil and I? We are BOTH in Baton Rouge Louisina and it was ranked #1 in AIDS for like 10 years. No exaggeration. Right now it is 4th…in the nation…and we aren’t in the top 100 as far as population. Um… yeah, it’s REAL down here. Bytch might be fuggin Lil Wayne or something. I need to know this chit.
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Oh damn!!! Nah, I missed that convo.
http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco

@Man
Talkin dirty and ish damn tell that bish to record you and you verbatim it to us lol
mirsmommy

His_Mommy623 says:

*pops in mobb deep cd*

“sometimes I feel I gotta get awayyy”
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That’s mah sh!t right there.
His_Mommy623

ummm les

email addy pwease bew..
MissHarlem

at Sister Mary Clarence
mirsmommy

Choco says:

@Man
Talkin dirty and ish damn tell that bish to record you and you verbatim it to us lol
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Man prolly be proposin and sh!t.
MzDimplez1123

Gotcha @ Lez…LMAO @ Sista Mary Clarence. It’s still nice to see you though.
http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco

those who matter still hold a place and knw hw to contact me.
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Uh Bish I don’t know how to contact you so what you tryn to say
His_Mommy623

@Mirs

I knew I liked yo pink bike gravi for a reason lol
Man, I just don’t care™

@MIRS
“Talkin dirty and ish damn tell that bish to record you and you verbatim it to us lol
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Man prolly be proposin and sh!t”
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I can’t even come up with a witty remark to this chit!
MzDimplez1123

@ Choco and MIRS…Yall know we gone get the edited version of that tape. LOL
His_Mommy623

this heffa said sister mary clarence
http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco

@Mirs
I can hear him now-

Oooh baby don’t worry mmmmm I promise…..uh I promise after this I will let you ride with me to Churches Fried Chicken- damn baby oooohhhhh ahhhh you wanna go to that Church ah ah AHHHHHHHHHH
http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco

@Man
Read what I wrote that what you will be saying after the facial that is
MzDimplez1123

LMAO @ him trying to pacify her with any form of church he can.
His_Mommy623

@Choco
ooooh baby…u…can…ugh…get extra gravy…ahhhhhh
mirsmommy

His_Mommy623 says:

@Mirs

I knew I liked yo pink bike gravi for a reason lol
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Man, I just don’t care™

@CHOCO
“@Mirs
I can hear him now-

Oooh baby don’t worry mmmmm I promise…..uh I promise after this I will let you ride with me to Churches Fried Chicken- damn baby oooohhhhh ahhhh you wanna go to that Church ah ah AHHHHHHHHHH”
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ROFLMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!
http://mobile.twitter.com/iamwonderchick2 LesBinLuv

@MAN
I read it…thats what made me say something…I gotta check in when I get home to check that out!

@MzD…
Whats happenin babaaaayyyyyy **Plies voice**
ohpretty1

The TI/Tiny invitations have been mailed.
mirsmommy

His_Mommy623 says:

@Choco
ooooh baby…u…can…ugh…get extra gravy…ahhhhhh
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Ahhhhh, sh!!!!ttttt, and a box of Oatmeal Creme Pies for dessert.
MzDimplez1123

Heeeeeeeey Les, Man overexaggerates.
Man, I just don’t care™

**received text back**

“WTF? Hit me up afta wk win u get hom.”
MzDimplez1123

LMAO @ Man…See?!
His_Mommy623

lmaoooooooooooooooooooooo cream pies!!

umm les, lets try this again… email addy pwease!
http://mobile.twitter.com/iamwonderchick2 LesBinLuv

@His_

clayne28 gmail
clayne203 yahoo

How did errybody else get it and u missed it…SMDH!
http://mobile.twitter.com/iamwonderchick2 LesBinLuv

Leaving H E L L now….until we meet afgain….toodles #outtaherebishes
http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco

@Man
You did say Baton Rouge she gonna put a spell on you!

@Mz
Man figured Churches Fried Chicken would work with BIG GIRL

Aiiiteee SR I’m in this bish tomorrow CYA
His_Mommy623

@les

because u were probably offering up them cookies to someone else and I was AN-GA-REE so it must have slipped by me lol..but I have it now, mhm
http://mobile.twitter.com/iamwonderchick2 LesBinLuv

@MAN

If only shes on here watching her txts post VERBATIM! Ur an azzhole…and thats y i LUV u!
His_Mommy623

er’one!!!
Candi Apple

Them SR bishes just fvcked big girl up..

She need an explination for this bullshyt right here.

Yall cool though
ohpretty1

LesBinLuv says:

@MzD
It was more so whn Aunt Sandra agreed wit Sister Mary-Clarence and them on our festivities “breaking her blog”…I aint no internet gangsta so poppin off via web aint my thing…so I decided to take a chill pill…those who matter still hold a place and knw hw to contact me.

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She did NOT just call that child Sister Mary-Clarence
Candi Apple

@Les I read it as Sandra “saying yeah the break my post but what else is going on in here”. You were upset and read wrong? Maybe?
MissHarlem

AWWWW MAN dont do it what else we can get you for
ohpretty1

Man, I just don’t care™ says:

**received text back**

“WTF? Hit me up afta wk win u get hom.”

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LMAO, and how many folks said this would go down this way? When you text her, make sure you’re at one of your boy’s homes. It’s a setup!
mirsmommy

Candi Apple says:

@Les I read it as Sandra “saying yeah the break my post but what else is going on in here”. You were upset and read wrong? Maybe?
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What happened? Sandra laid down some ?

I can’t believe I missed the Sister Mary Clarence comment
Man, I just don’t care™

@OH PRETTY 1
“LMAO, and how many folks said this would go down this way? When you text her, make sure you’re at one of your boy’s homes. It’s a setup!”
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She called just now but I didn’t answer and she didn’t leave a voice message.

I needed to stop fuggin wit her anyway. It was only a matter of time before rumor spread we was “in a relationship.” Fugg me up with the fine hoes. Can’t have that.
MzDimplez1123

LOL @ Pretty…He hardheaded and wouldnt listen.
Man, I just don’t care™

@MISS HARLEM
“AWWWW MAN dont do it what else we can get you for”
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What you mean?
mirsmommy

Man, I just don’t care™ says:

@OH PRETTY 1
“LMAO, and how many folks said this would go down this way? When you text her, make sure you’re at one of your boy’s homes. It’s a setup!”
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She called just now but I didn’t answer and she didn’t leave a voice message.

I needed to stop fuggin wit her anyway. It was only a matter of time before rumor spread we was “in a relationship.” Fugg me up with the fine hoes. Can’t have that.
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Nah, you fluckin wit Big Girl might raise your status with the fine hoes.
Candi Apple

@Man
@Mirs
Nah, you fluckin wit Big Girl might raise your status with the fine hoes.

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True statement. Women who see men dating a woman with a disadvantage finds him more attractive. You know the saying “nobody wants you until somebody hss you”. Makes you seem responsible and shyt.
ohpretty1

Man, I just don’t care™ says:

@OH PRETTY 1
“LMAO, and how many folks said this would go down this way? When you text her, make sure you’re at one of your boy’s homes. It’s a setup!”
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She called just now but I didn’t answer and she didn’t leave a voice message.

I needed to stop fuggin wit her anyway. It was only a matter of time before rumor spread we was “in a relationship.” Fugg me up with the fine hoes. Can’t have that.
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Make your stock go down huh?
mirsmommy

Candi Apple says:

@Man
@Mirs
Nah, you fluckin wit Big Girl might raise your status with the fine hoes.

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True statement. Women who see men dating a woman with a disadvantage finds him more attractive. You know the saying “nobody wants you until somebody hss you”. Makes you seem responsible and shyt.
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Exactly!!!!
MissHarlem

@ MAN we wouldnt have nothing else to get on you for all we got is your honesty and your love for the big girls. Watch out for the big girls :whistles:
MissHarlem

*
Man, I just don’t care™

@CANDI APPLE
“Nah, you fluckin wit Big Girl might raise your status with the fine hoes.

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True statement. Women who see men dating a woman with a disadvantage finds him more attractive. You know the saying “nobody wants you until somebody hss you”. Makes you seem responsible and shyt.”
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I mean, there is a kernel of truth in there somewhere. From my experience tho, women look at the women you date and compare themselves to that woman. Directly or indirectly, and they will feel like they are selling themselves short when they mess with a dude “fuggin with fat chicks.”

It don’t matter, the chick fat so I need to stop fuggin wit her.
MzDimplez1123

Yall right as hell. Some chick with BadBish Syndrome would see him being nice to big girl and be like, “If he that good to her, I can only imagine how good he’d be to me”.
Man, I just don’t care™

@OH PRETTY 1
“She called just now but I didn’t answer and she didn’t leave a voice message.

I needed to stop fuggin wit her anyway. It was only a matter of time before rumor spread we was “in a relationship.” Fugg me up with the fine hoes. Can’t have that.
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Make your stock go down huh?
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Like Enron!
Man, I just don’t care™

@MISS HARLEM
“we wouldnt have nothing else to get on you for all we got is your honesty and your love for the big girls. Watch out for the big girls”
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¿¿¿ ???

I abhor big girls!
ohpretty1

MzDimplez1123 says:

LOL @ Pretty…He hardheaded and wouldnt listen.

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I see! And her not leaving a message after that call cannot be good.

@ Man – Did the phone ring ‘angry’?
Candi Apple

The comparing shyt don’t happen until you cheat in a relationship. The woman wants to know why? and what she has on me? shit like that. You said the girl wasn’t ugly just fat

But yes you should stop fugging with big girl because she could get attached. We talked about that before it went “when a man tells you he don’t want a relationship its true”. Big girl probably will over look what you said because she don’t have many options
MzDimplez1123

@ Candy……..She overlooked what he said cause he keep coming back. LOL
Candi Apple

My nephew dates a big girl. The women started coming out of the wood works Lawyer and doctors and chit. Before her his stocks were down. He said WTF is that about.
Man, I just don’t care™

@OH PRETTY 1
“LOL @ Pretty…He hardheaded and wouldnt listen.

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I see! And her not leaving a message after that call cannot be good.

@ Man – Did the phone ring ‘angry’?
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It was ringing like Whitney goin cold turkey on crack. That’s why I didn’t answer.
Candi Apple

Usually high class women will over look men until they see how they treat another woman. They think they are too high class for anyone.
Man, I just don’t care™

@CANDI APPLE
“The comparing shyt don’t happen until you cheat in a relationship. The woman wants to know why? and what she has on me? **** like that. You said the girl wasn’t ugly just fat

But yes you should stop fugging with big girl because she could get attached. We talked about that before it went “when a man tells you he don’t want a relationship its true”. Big girl probably will over look what you said because she don’t have many options”
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I see….
Candi Apple

MzDimplez1123 says:

@ Candy……..She overlooked what he said cause he keep coming back. LOL
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she thought she had that good good. All flexable and chit. She pulled out the works on his light ass
mirsmommy

Man, I just don’t care™ says:

@OH PRETTY 1
“LOL @ Pretty…He hardheaded and wouldnt listen.

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I see! And her not leaving a message after that call cannot be good.

@ Man – Did the phone ring ‘angry’?
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It was ringing like Whitney goin cold turkey on crack. That’s why I didn’t answer.
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Man, I just don’t care™

@CANDI APPLE
“She overlooked what he said cause he keep coming back. LOL
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she thought she had that good good. All flexable and chit. She pulled out the works on his light ass
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The only thing she wasn’t down for was a threesome…
MzDimplez1123

LMAO She performed every trick she knew and now he done dropped the ball that all her werk was in vain. She about to go Lynne Whitfield on that ass. LOL
Candi Apple

Man, I just don’t care™ says:

@CANDI APPLE
“She overlooked what he said cause he keep coming back. LOL
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she thought she had that good good. All flexable and chit. She pulled out the works on his light ass
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The only thing she wasn’t down for was a threesome…
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Cuz she is a church going woman. But give her time. If you set it up that she calls the shots and makes up the rules it would turn out differently. Like “she pick the girl” and “She does all the communicating”. But that would mean going out in public with her
Candi Apple

MzDimplez1123 says:

LMAO She performed every trick she knew and now he done dropped the ball that all her werk was in vain. She about to go Lynne Whitfield on that ass. LOL
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Ms. Thickness

Man, I just don’t care™ says:

@CANDI APPLE
“She overlooked what he said cause he keep coming back. LOL
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she thought she had that good good. All flexable and chit. She pulled out the works on his light ass
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The only thing she wasn’t down for was a threesome…
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YES SHE IS YOU JUST GOTTA KNOW HOW TO WORK HER…ESPECIALLY IF YOU GETTING THAT REACTION JUST FROM THAT TEXT. SHE ALREADY HOOKED, NOW YOU JUST GOTTA KNOW HOW TO PLAY THE HAND THAT WAS DEALT TO YOU.
Man, I just don’t care™

@CANDI APPLE
“Cuz she is a church going woman. But give her time. If you set it up that she calls the shots and makes up the rules it would turn out differently. Like “she pick the girl” and “She does all the communicating”. But that would mean going out in public with her”
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Oh no. TRUST ME, I tried all that, gave her time any e’rythang. I just think that’s not her thing. Now don’t get me wrong, I beleive EVERY woman is “bi” but I don’t think it’s something she would do with me.
MzDimplez1123

Then maybe she isn’t as hooked on you as we’re teasing you about. Maybe she is holding out for more before she gives you her all. You may very well be safe.
Man, I just don’t care™

@MZ. DIMPLEZ
“Then maybe she isn’t as hooked on you as we’re teasing you about. Maybe she is holding out for more before she gives you her all. You may very well be safe.”
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Well, I’ll see when I get off from work.
MzDimplez1123

I thought I was the only person stuck at work this late. Poor you!
Ms. Thickness

IM STILL HERE…BY CHOICE THOUGH..O.T. LOOKS HELLA WELL ON MY CHECK.
MzDimplez1123

I WISH I could get over time! I’m just here til 5:45 daily.
Man, I just don’t care™

I’m out ladies. Ima holla at chall tamorra.
Candi Apple

You got her hooked already.

Well now the ball is in your court. When you talk to her tonight. Tell her “cuz you wanna try a threesomes” and she is not down. This would be your first experience and you would like to try it with her. but If she cant do it you are moving on to someone who trust you and will be willing to share this experiemce with you. It wouldnt be fair to keep sexing her while pursuing your fantasy
Candi Apple

Lata… I’m off to the races too… Night all
MzDimplez1123

night yall
Ms. Thickness

night all
Daisy

Rihanna betta WERK :yea:
Taboo01

So I gotta question…was P diddy, Puffy, Diddy or whatever name he goes by this quarter high at the shoot…had to be on he had one too many mimosa.