Cover Parade: Whitney Houston, Lindsay Lohan, LeBron James, Carrie Underwood

LeBron “King” James graces the September issue of GQ Magazine. GQ editors bumped out Ryan Reynolds (whoever that is) to give LeBron the cover. Good move! I can’t wait for the Miami Heat to go up against the LA Leakers.

Whitney Houston’s drug problems continue to plague her. She now has a $6,300 a week drug habit, according to the National Enquirer. She also has medical problems that has caused her to gain a massive amount of weight in a short period of time. The speculation is that she’s taking corticosteroids for a presumed autoimmune or respiratory disorder. Get well Whitney!

Pseudo-socialite and sometime model Amber Rose covers the September issue of Hip Hop Weekly ![]()

Carrie Underwood married hockey player Mike Fisher on the same day that La La Vazquez and Carmelo Anthony tied the knot.

Troubled actress Lindsay Lohan covers GQ Germany’s September issue. Lohan has fired two attorneys in as many weeks — yes, I know that Shawn Holley-Chapman quit, but she was about to be fired. Lohan has now enlisted the services of OJ’s attorney Robert Shapiro to help keep her out of jail next week. If you recall, Holley-Chapman was also a member of OJ’s ‘Dream Team’ of attorneys which included the late Johnnie Cochran. Shapiro is the only member of OJ’s ‘Dream Team’ with any integrity. He recently called OJ a “sociopath”.
Source: CA
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Amber lookin good!

Mmmkay !?!
That’s a good pic of Amber and LeBron!
Morning all!
Isn’t THAT LeBron cover an OLD One ?!!?
And WHO’s that on the LAST Cover (BEING So Real Here…)
So now LaLa and Melo realize who’s important in YT news since Carrie got the cover.
I’m wondering if there’s a bra underneath Amber’s onesie as well, since there’s one on top…
I’m glad that they photoshopped some weight on Lindsay.
I like Amber’s shoes.
Hi everyone ((waves))
I’m shocked Lebron is only 24.
everything else is
GOOD MORNING SR FAM WHITNEY LOOKS A HOT MESS LEBRON (HATE TO ADMIT IT) HE LOOKS GOOD #TEAMLAKERDYNASTY
AMBER LOOKS CUTE AND HAWT AND LINDSEY JUST LOOK LIKE OLD LADY GET OF THE DRUGS HONEY
Lebron 24?
is that in dog years 
ok, blog meeting of the minds at 2pm EST. 1st topic on the agenda–who in the hell convinced amber rose that she’s famous? she must be stopped.
whitney, wow. i have no feelings, and definitely dont feel sorry for her. whatever. your life, just hurry up and do whatever it is ur tryna do to yourself. im tired of hearing about the drugs and her, to be honest. and the enquirer are so wrong for adding extra lumps to mary j blige’s butt in that red panty pic. stop it i say.
yeah, sociopath, after yall bilked him of his millions in that case. hell, i’d go crazy too.
Love Carrie Underwood!
#TeamOklahoma
LL looks a mess!
Amber and Labron look Hawt!
Joe Budden big Bootie get gonna be a baywatch babe? Ain’t her name Tahiry?
@E-LOVE
That has to be an old cover because he is listed as 24 but he turned 25 in December of last year.
Nice picture of Amber. She actually looks feminine…
And @pointhimout “and the enquirer are so wrong for adding extra lumps to mary j blige’s butt in that red panty pic.”
I like Amber’s shoes.
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Ebony says:
Lebron 24? is that in dog years
not right at all.
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Shapiro is the only member of OJ’s ‘Dream Team’ with any integrity.
Ahh…if you’re hired as legal defense…even if you know your client is guilty aren’t you still are required to defend him???
Amber Rose…talk about hoe to household…this chic was meeting and greeting with heads of state in Cape Verde…SMH
“and the enquirer are so wrong for adding extra lumps to mary j blige’s butt in that red panty pic.”
Talkin about “Guess Who??”
Carrie Underwood is such a pretty lady!!!!! Amber is pretty. I see she got her fresh fade for the photoshoot.
What kinda drug can you do for $6300 a week?
And what is Hip Hop Weekly?
@MAN
You absolutley killed me the other day talkin about “Lane Bryant” gift certificates and chit
Then with the “I
all you hoes” 
#CertifiedCrazy
Amber look good…..
@Flo: Hey lady! You spoke to me the other day but I didn’t see it until later. I say all of that to say, “hey girl!”. How are you?
That’s a pretty pic of Amber! Carrie is also pretty and I really think Lindsay may be suicidal.
@RENEGADE
“Shapiro is the only member of OJ’s ‘Dream Team’ with any integrity.
Ahh…if you’re hired as legal defense…even if you know your client is guilty aren’t you still are required to defend him???
Amber Rose…talk about hoe to household…this chic was meeting and greeting with heads of state in Cape Verde…SMH”
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I don’t think a defense attorney is REQUIRED to take on a case unless they are a public defender. They can always quit.
How is Amber a “hoe?”
*looks*….
@ Sandra Rose, that LeBron cover is from last year. He’s 25 now.
LiLo looks good. Love that vintage look.
@FLORIDA CHICK
Then with the “I
all you hoes”
“You absolutley killed me the other day talkin about “Lane Bryant” gift certificates and chit
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Where were you at? Don’t tell me you were lurkin!
No respect for lurkers!
Hey Yvonne – im good girl! Thanks for asking
Looking at the covers, why buy these mags when you can read the articles in the checkout line?
@MAN
Noticed how I said “if you’re hired as legal defense” meaning you already accepted the case and have a contract with your client.
I don’t think I need to explain HOW Amber is a Hoe-Bag
I like Lindsay’s tattoo… :/
Amber is looking fierce!!! lovin the hell outta them shoes gurl!
poor lindsey looks gross
Leave Whitney ALONE!!!
dont like lBJ :rolleyes
hey @flo and @otb how yall doing today?
Hey yall
Amber looks nice. I
those shoes.
‘Sup @Laker? I’m well, thank you. How are you and the kids?
BTW: that was NOT nikki Menaj on that youtube video.. I had my research team check it out.. the chick in the video is from the brox and nikki is from queens.. also the chick in the video was sort of stocky.. when nikki used to be skinny.. she’s gain weight within the past 3 years.. and there are pictures of her before she was famous on the net.. so there ya have it folks!
glad ur good we have been great my son is excited about school and thinks he can kick like karate kid
and lil mama took her first two steps last weekend she is trying to walk so excited for he to walk lil mama got 23 pounds of love i cant carry no more
Good afternoon!
Lebron looks very nice and I like this look of Amber. Carrie’s looks really happy.
Yeah thats an old Lebron cover! He was born in 84 so he’ll be going on 26 this year
I
Amber Rose!!!
@val … I like Nicki but I know that was her in the video, she looked underage though. She had to be like 16 or 17. SB, can you team confirm if the Autobiography song is true? I keep asking because I thought her mom passed but of recent she has referenced my mom alot, I been wondering.
GOODMORNING SR FAM

on Topic:
Thats a bad bytch….I neva said I liked it……but hell Its the truth. Body wise Amber is “killin deez hoez”…Trina included.
Lindsay Lohan looks like a cocaine whore in that pic…..or maybe a little Michelle phifer-ish during her role in “Scarface”
no comment on anything else
@Laker Karate Kid has all the lil boys kicking. :/ Last weekend my nephew kicked out his borther’s (he is 4) tooth. Chile, I just rinsed his mouth out and kept it moving.
Later on, his mom called and was like, “:mad: He lost his tooth and
”
I was like, “bish,
they baby teeth. Teach him to keep his feet on the ground and head in the books.” 
*two step for lil mama setting off in the world*
Now go child proof all the chit you like and would like to keep. LOL
@otb i know that karate kid movie gets played in his room about 3 times a week and he kick the little boy next door so hard in his stomach me and his mom almost got into it

my son is 3 and hers is 6 come om now and he felt so good to kick his but the lil boy picks on him so when he kick him he felt so dam proud
and yes i babyproof every dam thing she is bad and likes to fluk with chit all dam day!!!
Amber looks great!!
LiLo
I feel sorry for her but then again I don’t cause she got the money…well had the money to get help but listening to her Mama done messed her up.
Love the suit…so classic…but you can tell she coke skinny ain’t got a hint of a ab muscle or outline…nothing!!!
GM .. Krysi, Brown, OTB, Man and everyone else
Amber is HAWT I am so sorry her body is the business..
Whitney is just sad she is such a basket case… SHe was once the best thing out there now I cant even look at her.. My eyes are bleeding…
I changed my avatar two days ago and it is still not showing up bbbboooooooooooooo
SnootyPooty1 says:
I changed my avatar two days ago and it is still not showing up bbbboooooooooooooo
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I added one months ago. I can see my pic anywhere but here.
My eyes are bleeding…
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maybe the pics are too big….im probably wrong about that since you get to crop them….but hey
you never know.
My eyes are bleeding
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@Krysi.. thanks maybe i should of have left it alone.. hahahahah
@SangriaSugar… SHe is the farther away she is the better she look cute…
@ iyonah – Girl IDK.. her songs are all over the place. lol- but also my research team said that if you listen to the phone convo that the chick is allegedly having with remy ma, remy ma says the girls name, but she didnt say “nikki” or nik which is the name she went by before she became menaj- and the body structure is all off- nikki did get breast and azz implants lol- she was rather thin in the beginning…. thats all I know-

Is that a bra over Amber’s leotard? #Icant