Ever since pop icon Michael Jackson died of heart and respiratory failure last year, a number of opportunists, con artists and just plain weirdos have piled out of the woodwork laying a claim to his fortune.

According to TMZ, the latest nut job to surface is a woman named Mocienne Petit Jackson, who claims she was conceived by Michael while he was still a minor. Normally I wouldn't waste any computer pixels on this type of nonsense, but her claims were at least partially legitimized by a California judge who gave the go ahead for a DNA test to confirm the paternity!

I can see why the judge would order a DNA test: SARCASM>doesn't Mocienne bare a striking resemblance to Michael?SARCASM>

  • BeautifulBliss

    Wow. People are crazy.

  • Anna

    I am just cracking up at the headline of this post.

  • AWESOME ARSENAL

    You should've put a pic of Mike when he was black so we could make a proper comparison, either way though, I call BS!!

  • LadyJustice

    :blink:

  • Ace

    things that make you go Hrm?... :think:

  • Ebony

    :blink:

  • Redeemed777

    @Mocienne Petit

    Please go take your meds. SMH.

  • Anna

    Is that really a woman, and no I am not talking about Michael.

  • OutsidetheBox

    This woman is Diana Ross' neice right?

    And she does seem to have vitiligo? :lol:

  • Biancasmom1

    You need to put a photo up of Michael when he was a black man.

  • iyonah

    :nono:

  • Al-Ameera

    AWESOME ARSENAL says:

    You should’ve put a pic of Mike when he was black so we could make a proper comparison, either way though, I call BS!!
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    :rofl:
    But seriously, will this man ever be able to rest in peace?

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tKKxPtP6XjQ renegadesince1985

    :rofl: I heard this on the way to work...and OTB...she does claim to have vitiligo as well

  • ohpretty1

    :dead: @ "when he was black" I was thinking the same. :lol:

    I saw this on Huffington. So she's telling us, since Mike couldn't get Diana (he was SO smitten), he went to her sister?

  • VAALLDAY

    SMDH

  • iyonah

    @ohpretty "So she’s telling us, since Mike couldn’t get Diana (he was SO smitten), he went to her sister?" ---> That would be the story to pay attention to, but I am all for letting MJ Rest In Peace .. so its swept under the rug.

  • iciaantica

    Lmao at this nutcase!

  • mirsmommy

    People are crazy as hell. :no:

  • BROWNSUGAPOET

    She couldn't have went and bought a 5.99 Dark N Lovely to touch them edges up first????

  • Mamacita

    Michael Jackson doesn’t even bare a striking resemblance to himself in the above photo so that isn't saying much :coffee:

  • OutsidetheBox

    She kinda look like the other Jacksons to me :shrug: LOL

    But chit I think Blanket is his too so :/

  • Daisy

    Jesus be a fence and Bless her heart

  • PAHairston

    Hello All. Ya'll can't see the uncanny resemblance here? Look at her eyes, they look like Mike is looking right thru them! And her hair, long and silky, just like Mike's processed hair. And let's not forget her beautiful, milk-white skin, just like Mikes! NOT! But all kidding aside, she could be Mikes. Genes are a mother! LOL

  • aqtpie

    :rofl:

  • pointhimout

    stop it i say. no seriously, stop it i say.

  • http://www.twitter.com/dee1127 Dee1127

    who's the mommy?

  • kwall

    I will not speak ill of the dead :no: there are alot of places I can go with this post...but :nono:

    But yeah Imma need an “Off the Wall” Mike picture to be able to REALLY tell. Back when he had a big azz ‘fro and melanin.

    *Turns my I-pod to “Got Me Working Day and Night” and nignores the hail outta this post….

  • Ashley

    lol

  • ardentphotog

    Really, I think the DNA test would be a waste of time, money and resources - I mean they look so much alike - I'M CONVINCED! Pay the lady!

  • T.Y’z Cha Cha

    Daisy says:

    Jesus be a fence and Bless her heart

    :rofl: :rofl:

  • free

    21 OutsidetheBox says: chit I think Blanket is his too so

    ****************************************************************

    i think all 3 are his. i don't know HOW but they do have features like him without looking mixed. it's some weird ish but we're talking about a weird individual. i think that lady looks kinda like SR.

  • kwall

    I had to go and find me a pic of Mike when he had that ‘fro too. Mike had a righteous pretty azz ‘fro…. All nice and full and round and moisturized….

  • MzDimplez1123

    *Thinks them kids may be his too* Well atleast lil Blanket. Morning yall!

  • StellaElla

    free says:

    21 OutsidetheBox says: chit I think Blanket is his too so
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    i think all 3 are his. i don’t know HOW but they do have features like him without looking mixed. it’s some weird ish but we’re talking about a weird individual. i think that lady looks kinda like SR.

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    And with all the pre-conception modifications that can be made these days, it's easy to make a kid with certain features...I also think they're his.

  • Ms. Thickness

    renegadesince1985 says:

    I heard this on the way to work…and OTB…she does claim to have vitiligo as well
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    GIRL GET OUT...SHE NEEDS TO STOP

    @BROWN SHE NEED SOMETHING STRONGER LIKE DR. MIRACLE

  • ohpretty1

    @ iyonah - I've got nothing, just nothing. I don't even see where she could be Diana's neice :lol:

  • ohpretty1

    Does Dr. Miracle come in Super?

  • T.Y’z Cha Cha

    is her name pronounced MOTION or Moist Cen?

  • lakercrazy

    good morning sr fam how are we doing today?? im feeling sick today but a bish had to come to work and chit

  • Al-Ameera

    OutsidetheBox says:

    She kinda look like the other Jacksons to me LOL

    But chit I think Blanket is his too so
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    Well glad I'm not the only crazy one. I think that Omar is his too.

  • SangriaSugar

    :rofl: @this post

  • kearalove

    So does Mocienne Petit mean Michael Joe in French? :think:

    She look like one of the extras in the Black and White video.

  • http://myspace.com/katgirl33 katgirl33

    Umm...yeah Auntie, he look just like MJ...

    :blink: :hurl:

  • Man, I just don’t care™

    This hoe might be JOE JACKSON'S daughter... y'all know MJ was allergic to puss.
    (he still my nigga tho)

  • Ace

    hold up..i just reread the post...that's a woman? i thought it was a guy with womanlike features...i feel so bad right now... :ashamed:

    I could see some likeness there....enough for a paternity test...

    @OTB - "But chit I think Blanket is his too so..."

    Unfortunately i'm still hesitantly siding with Kat Williams here to paraphrase "you stick a nicca dyke in a yt lady and come out with blue eyed blonde headed babies"

    now after seeing recent youtubes and public appearances...i'm starting to falter from that stance...and back in my mind i'm starting to think there is a possibility that they are all his...but need more evidence

  • lakercrazy

    @man luuuv ur new gravi lol

  • Ms. Thickness

    ohpretty1 says:

    Does Dr. Miracle come in Super?

    ___________________________________

    YES MAAM IT DOES

  • KrayZKat

    Michael Joseph Jackson, you are NOT the father! If he's her father, he's mine too.

  • lakercrazy

    none of them kids are biologicly michaels but i agree w/otb blanket might be his the other two ummmm :no:

  • Ms. Thickness

    Unfortunately i’m still hesitantly siding with Kat Williams here to paraphrase “you stick a nicca dyke in a yt lady and come out with blue eyed blonde headed babies”
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    UM NONE OF THOSE KIDS ARE HIS...YOU MEAN TO TELL THAT NONE OF HIS NICCA JEANS DONT SHOW UP.

  • kearalove

    I could see some likeness there….enough for a paternity test…
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    :nono: The judge must be a YT man, cuz there ain't no resemblance to MJJ in this chick. She ain't got the big nose Mike had. And I don't really recall any Jackson having a wonky eye like her left one.

  • Cinnamon Kisses

    :/
    Annnnnnd Free :kona:

  • Man, I just don’t care™

    @Mocienne Petit Jackson
    *Michael Jackson voice*
    "Chumone Mocienne, take a look in the mirror. Hee hee."

  • MzDimplez1123

    @ Mz. Thick...It is possible. Look at Kimora Lee, her dad is black and she pretty much looks pure Japanese. I think Mariah Carey, Jennifer Beals and Christina Aguilera are good examples too. I have seen lots of children mixed with AA and white and they just tend to look neither black or white but, some other race that falls in the middle. I'm not saying they are definitely his but, genes do crazy ish and it's not like Mike couldn't afford to have them *designed* as he wanted.

  • pinksghetti

    She's probably the same woman who claims she is Billy Jean or a relative of her's.

  • buttercup24

    In my Maury voice......Jacob Semenya, You ARE the father. Now go backstage and hug your gender verified sister Caster.

  • H-Townmama

    This is what I wake up to?????
    :think: :yawn:

    Hello SR fam

  • Cinnamon Kisses

    H town.......ur baby is too cute!

  • Chgoprime

    I don't see it.

    But has anybody noticed Kim Kardashian is now a dead ringer for Mike? that ish is scary.

  • H-Townmama

    Thanks @ Cinnamon

  • http://myspace.com/thegameoncw Bird

    I think Diana's sister done lied to this child. Poor thang.

  • militaryspouse1

    That lady does look like Jermaine though. But even if she is, why come forward now? The things people will do for a damn buck
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    lakercrazy says:

    good morning sr fam how are we doing today?? im feeling sick today but a bish had to come to work and chit

    Have a great day, hope you feel better

  • OutsidetheBox

    Blanket doesnt look beige? Now the other 2, I agree, They look like Mike's doctor friend but Blanket is a mutt thru and thru (and I say that with the most love) LOL

  • coaretained

    them his kids. she is not. and whomEVA it was brought up her left eye.....yeah. You're fired. LOL

  • MzDimplez1123

    Blanket also has Mike's puppy dogg eyes

  • FloridaChick813

    Michael Jackson is my daddy as well :D