Dallas stripper-turned-blogger, Zeralyn is back with a new blog post. This time she covers attention whore Chad “Ochocinco” Johnson, whose horrible reality TV dating show premiered on VH1 last night:

Unless you were in rehab or under a rock, you might have noticed that NFL star Chad “child please” Johnson had a dating show air on VH1 last night. To my surprise in the beginning of the show there were 85 girls. You ask what my surprise is, it’s the fact that these are women. Thats neither here nor there, because I’m more concerned with the fact that out of these 85 women, there were 17 women chosen — 15 of which were either white or spanish.

The remaining two girls were of Negro descent, one of whom had remnants of a micro braid lace front…(ewwww).

Now my inside sources have revealed to me that one of the girls who was cut was none other than porn star Kapri Styles. Who I was also told was offered $$$$ by Mr.Johnson to sleep with him during the casting. Whether she did or did not we would have to ask her or Mr.Johnson. Now if you remember a few months ago Chad was running around bouncing checks to groupies across the US.

Now I asked him on twitter what the deal was and basically his answer was that he put a stop payment on the check. I guess my problem isn’t with him having buyer’s remorse lol but, anyone accepting a check as a form of payment for “services” rendered. READ MORE…