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Celeb Style: chris brown’s metrosexual swagg

Sandra Rose August 5, 2010

According to Upscale Hype:

Pop singer Chris Brown was seen posing for pictures at the Hollywood premiere of his new movie Takers. He sported an all black look, which allowed his Christian Louboutin F/W 2010 leopard sneakers ($945), Louis Vuitton Map Bandeau ($150)

brown also took the time to tweet brag about his Franck Muller Black Cortez watch that he more than likely borrowed for the evening. The watch retails starting at $25,000. Or as Cb tweeted: “$25,000 without diamonds but you know I had to act an ass.”

We’ll know if it’s really his if we see it on his wrist again.

Al-Ameera

Oh lord…..Sandra, leave that child alone
ohpretty1

Him again?
nyvixen

Not impressed
buddapecan

Dang Auntie, you are cold blooded! You could have capitalized his name if you were gonna give him his own post. LOL! You are too much!
lakercrazy

im a 100% sure now that @sandra got a lil crush on this young child ummm too much dam posting of him
Al-Ameera

@ budda, I notice all the post she has not use caps on CB name

So I read that the reason that Eric Snow is divorcing Deshawn (RHOA) is because he is leaving her for their friend from college that he just had a baby with. They showed the mistress and newborn baby pic and all.

And here I thought he was some wholesome family man. They said Deshawn is looking at between 8-20 Mil in the divorce settlement.
TruGemini

Those shoes =
pinksghetti

That outfit looks pretty good on Chris. No comment on the overly expensive watch though.
Krysi J

I can’t lie Chris…..#iFukkingHAteThoseShOES
http://myspace.com/mullatos SnootyPooty1

Team Breezy….
Man, I just don’t care™

@AL
“So I read that the reason that Eric Snow is divorcing Deshawn (RHOA) is because he is leaving her for their friend from college that he just had a baby with. They showed the mistress and newborn baby pic and all.

And here I thought he was some wholesome family man. They said Deshawn is looking at between 8-20 Mil in the divorce settlement.”
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Eric Snow ain’t got no 8-20 million. He couldn’t even shower in the same locker room with the GOOD players that made that kind of money. DeShawn goin be lucky to get a car out of that divorce.
TruGemini

Sandra never capitalizes the names of those who she has no love/respect for and we all know she has 0.00 love for cb…for a while there Usher was sportin a little “u”…
Krysi J

Ummmm Sandra…WTH? Goez on with this format??
Man, I just don’t care™

Sandra is secretly being paid by Chris to keep people talking about him, even supporting him out of spite for all of Sandra’s “hatred” toward him.

Don’t be fooled people, who else does Chris Brown talk about on Twitter and chit like that when ALL these bloggers AND OPRAH had chit to say about him????? SANDRA.

I know how this chit work.

#nosuchthingasbadpublicity
#dontbefooled
http://twitter.com/Queensj QueenSJ

He looks okay. Chris, I thought you were going to be humble. What is up with this “act an ass”? It’s a nice watch by the way.
ardentphotog

Why is CB living rent free in your mind, Auntie?

When the revolution pops off, diamond will be worthless. It is the precious metals (namely gold) that will buy you the toilet paper, water, flour and sugar you will desperately need to survive.

DeShawn will likely be invited back to chronicle her adjustment from a wealthy NBA wife to a wealthy ex-NBA wife.
CivilEngineer

the fugg you got on?!!?

#animalsworkhardfortheirskins

#3differentshadesandfabricsofBLACK

#SeanGarrettmusthavepickthisout

#majorfail
Al-Ameera

@ Man,

you know I was wondering when I read that as well. I thought “Oh, I didn’t know he had money like that” but that is what the story said.
http://mistariesworld.blogspot.com mistarie

Man, I just don’t care™ says:

Don’t be fooled people, who else does Chris Brown talk about on Twitter and chit like that when ALL these bloggers AND OPRAH had chit to say about him????? SANDRA.

I know how this chit work.

#nosuchthingasbadpublicity
#dontbefooled
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You noticed that too huh? Yeah, I NEVER really believed she hated him or Beyonce. She talks about them way too much; gives them too much shine on her blog. I ain’t mad though. Shyt, bloggers gotta eat too.
OutsidetheBox

at all y’all!
CivilEngineer

MISTARIE!!!! Where you been??!!!
http://mistariesworld.blogspot.com mistarie

By the way, chris ain’t no where near broke; he don’t have to rent watches. Sandra, you know that. Come on now.
Krysi J

@ Civil….

he was wearing #SillyShytForJason
http://mistariesworld.blogspot.com mistarie

Hey Civil!!! Working hard my Brother. Working Hard.
Ebony

Why his fingertips so red in that pic this is like the 5th cb post today
Man, I just don’t care™

@AL
“you know I was wondering when I read that as well. I thought “Oh, I didn’t know he had money like that” but that is what the story said.”
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He MIGHT be ordered to pay that after research. But he aint’ got it.

Scroll to the bottom of this page and it will give all of his NBA earnings for that particular season. Over his career, he was paid $51 million.

http://www.basketball-reference.com/players/s/snower01.html
T.Y’z Cha Cha

TEAM CRADLE ROBBING CHRIS BREEZY
CivilEngineer

@mistarie….and you still have chinosaurus as your gravi!! Welcome back!!

@Krysi…is hotghettomess dot com still a website because this shyt is very fitting
Man, I just don’t care™

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WHY I GOT COMMENT WAITING MODERATION AND CHIT?????

I feel one of yall been hatin on me to Sandra.
OutsidetheBox

@man!

Did you put in a website or something?
Man, I just don’t care™

@AL
“you know I was wondering when I read that as well. I thought “Oh, I didn’t know he had money like that” but that is what the story said.”
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He MIGHT be ordered to pay that after research. But he aint’ got it.

Scroll to the bottom of this page and it will give all of his NBA earnings for that particular season. Over his career, he was paid $51 million.

Go to:
basketball-reference.c o m

You can put in any basketball player and get their annual salary for every year that they played.
H-Townmama

Hello Sr peeps
@Civil
What happened to your stalker???
chase

Not feeling Chris at all…
http://mistariesworld.blogspot.com mistarie

Thank you Civil. It’s good to be back. I see y’all azzes still in here cutting up. I’m getting ready to change my gravi now. I didn’t even know I still had her up there. She scares me.
Al-Ameera

@ Man,

Maybe he was unlike the typical dumb baller and mad smart investments with his money….No?
CivilEngineer

LMAO @Man…nothing but hate

Hey H-Town…I didn’t respond. I just didn’t realize anyone off the street can send facebook messages
CivilEngineer

@mistarie…she’ll find you and give you a good ol chin-checkin
Al-Ameera

@ exactly at Civil. Why should anyone that had 51 Mil ever be broke?

Not saying stranger stuff hasn’t happened but still
Krysi J

@Krysi…is hotghettomess dot com still a website because this shyt is very fitting
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No whats that boi name whose a stylist for Diamond (32 flavors) Tyre…….CB can submit those shoes to his Myspace page…he had to have something to do with that fukkery im so sorry…#NoOffenseSORryIFYaO-FFENDED
Al-Ameera

oooop that came out all wrong, should have said

@ Civil, exactly
ohpretty1

Al-Ameera says:

@ Man,

Maybe he was unlike the typical dumb baller and mad smart investments with his money….No?

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@ Al, this may be true because she was TOO excited about their house outside Atlanta. I remember thinking, isn’t this ‘normal’ living for people in your tax bracket. I have to Google this divorce thing #shocked
Al-Ameera

@ Krysi,

Diamond has a stylist? No really, I thought she dressed herself
Daisy

Now yall know CB has never been the best dresser

#teamBreezy which makes me a cougar

I love mama breezy on twitter she is so positive and covers her son in

Red Lobster gave me a free b day drink :yea:
CivilEngineer

Maybe now she’ll come back to the show
CivilEngineer

@Daisy…CBreezy cool with me but this right here…when trying to be different goes HORRIBLY WRONG!

I hope animal print is not about to be in for men…#DAMNYOUBREEZY
T.Y’z Cha Cha

Daisy!
ohpretty1

Happy Birthday Daisy and the rest of the Leos.
http://twitter.com/eastpointvet eastpointvet

i like the shoes thats just not the outfit i would have worn with them
http://mistariesworld.blogspot.com mistarie

@ Civil: All I can do is SMDH at you. Too funny. I really am scared though. Nightmares and shyt.
Al-Ameera

@ OhPretty,

Let me find out he had her living Jason Pitts style. LOL
Sheena215

@ SANDRA ROSE – AND WHY WOULDNT CHRIS BROWN BE ABLE TO AFFORD THAT WATCH. HIS FIRST TWO ALBUMS DID PRETTY GOOD AND I KNOW DAMN WELL HE GOT MORE THAN 25 THOUSAND IN THE BANK!!!! STOP TRYING TO PLAY THE YOUNG BULL AND GET OVER IT, PEOPLE MAKE MISTAKES.
http://mistariesworld.blogspot.com mistarie

Daisy. #Team LEOS
Sheena215

SANDRA I SEE THAT YOU ARE THE TYPE OF PERSON TO HOLD GRUDGES, NEVER FORGIVE, WALK AROUND BITTER WITH A CHIP ON YA SHOULDER AND NEVER GET OVER ISH!!!!
Krysi J

@ Al

u don’t remember the dude who makes those boots and shoes for people in ATL…Sandra just posted some shyt up a few weeks ago… Those shoes look like something he created with some Versace pillow covers material or something.
CivilEngineer

Nice pic @mistarie…don’t let Leno face scare you. She’s the cowardly lion in real life

Versace pillow covers, really? @Krysi
Man, I just don’t care™

@CIVIL
“I hope animal print is not about to be in for men…#DAMNYOUBREEZY”
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You know some of these young and dumb azz niggas prolly already tryin to get animal print EVERYTHANG.

These niggas buy ANYTHING that they see in a video.
Daisy

@east I knew u wld like the shoes

Thanks yall
mswarrior1

If he had tucked in the shirt & taken off that LV tie thing-a-ma-jig, I could’ve gotten with the outfit.

But um, Sandra… How much is your check for this backwards publicity you give CB? Must be mighty good, he’s been getting more post that your golden girl RhiRhi.
http://mistariesworld.blogspot.com mistarie

Thanks Civil.
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don’t let Leno face scare you. She’s the cowardly lion in real life
Cinderella

@ Al-Ameera, Im late to the post but I knew about Eric’s affairs prior to the 1st season of RHOA. I was told that DeShawn knew about them as well. Eric had to do like Kobe and buy her anything and everything she wants to keep her from taking him to the cleaners in a divorce.
ohpretty1

Al-Ameera says:

@ OhPretty,

Let me find out he had her living Jason Pitts style. LOL
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Good one! Seriously, youtube that 1st episode of Housewives. She really was spending money for the first time.
ohpretty1

These niggas buy ANYTHING that they see in a video.

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And have a nerve to be homophobic. That gets me everytime! I won’t rant, I won’t.
Al-Ameera

@ Krysi, the one with all the crystals and bead and ish on them, or the leather, whips and chains?

OK well I say this not trying to be mean cuz you know I don’t be talking about people like that….OK I do, but anyway, that must just be her friend and he just experiments, like he plays dress up on a life style doll, right?

I know she don’t pay him to do that to her?
Al-Ameera

@ Cinderella,

Well where the heck have I been cuz I thought he was all nice and into church and family. Kind even boarderline nerdy…But he been creepin?
Al-Ameera

@ OhPretty, I’m about to go back and look at it now.

So then you know he was beyond p*ssed when she spent all the money on the fundraiser and lost it. LOL
Man, I just don’t care™

@CINDERELLA
“Im late to the post but I knew about Eric’s affairs prior to the 1st season of RHOA. I was told that DeShawn knew about them as well. Eric had to do like Kobe and buy her anything and everything she wants to keep her from taking him to the cleaners in a divorce.”
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I guess all she requested was food. Tryin to eat him out of house and home.
Man, I just don’t care™

@OH PRETTY 1
“These niggas buy ANYTHING that they see in a video.

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And have a nerve to be homophobic. That gets me everytime! I won’t rant, I won’t.”
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“Mayne, you saw my niggas, those two new rappers in they tight azz jeans? That chit really accentuated their lean, muscular legs. Then I been peepin how that new R&B cat gettin his eyebrows “lined up.” Don’t know why I ain’t thought of that chit before. ALL THAT CHIT IS GANGSTA!“-Young Dumb Azz Nigga

SMH.
Al-Ameera

Man, I just don’t care™ says:

I guess all she requested was food. Tryin to eat him out of house and home.
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I swear I hate chu
Krysi J

Krysi, the one with all the crystals and bead and ish on them, or the leather, whips and chains?

OK well I say this not trying to be mean cuz you know I don’t be talking about people like that….OK I do, but anyway, that must just be her friend and he just experiments, like he plays dress up on a life style doll, right?

I know she don’t pay him to do that to her
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She better pay that dude for sticking all 1 MILLION of those Chinese hair store pasty jewels on her shyt!! #ihopehecharge$1eachRhinestone cuz dat niccah be in his room locked up for WEEKS tryna make dat shyt!
Krysi J

HAPPY BIRTHDAY DAISY!!!
ohpretty1

“Mayne, you saw my niggas, those two new rappers in they tight azz jeans? That chit really accentuated their lean, muscular legs. Then I been peepin how that new R&B cat gettin his eyebrows “lined up.” Don’t know why I ain’t thought of that chit before. ALL THAT CHIT IS GANGSTA!“-Young Dumb Azz Nigga

SMH.
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I took my nephew to the barbershop and had to tell the other customers that ALL of them were dressed like my very gay homeboy and ALL of his friends. I just had to stop the homophobia chatter. That got them quiet. I said the only difference b/w yall and them is that they have better bodies and tend to talk with their hands. Their faces #priceless
Cinnamon Kisses

@Daisy
ericaharry

maybe I done got too old, but them shoes are NOT CUTE!!! don’t really care for the scarf thingy.. or the watch!!!
CivilEngineer

@ohpretty & Man…I went to a new barber once last year and he had the NERVE to line the top of my brow. I was so taken aback I couldn’t even form words. He said all his clients request it so he just does it to everybody…had my lighter skin days showing and shyt
H-Townmama

Happy birthday Daisy
Danielle84

Eastpointvet says:

i like the shoes thats just not the outfit i would have worn with them

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Thats exactly what I was thinking. I actually like the shoes but just not with that outfit and he shouldn’t have worn it to that event. I think they are cute tho.
Man, I just don’t care™

@OH PRETTY 1
““Mayne, you saw my niggas, those two new rappers in they tight azz jeans? That chit really accentuated their lean, muscular legs. Then I been peepin how that new R&B cat gettin his eyebrows “lined up.” Don’t know why I ain’t thought of that chit before. ALL THAT CHIT IS GANGSTA!“-Young Dumb Azz Nigga

SMH.
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I took my nephew to the barbershop and had to tell the other customers that ALL of them were dressed like my very gay homeboy and ALL of his friends. I just had to stop the homophobia chatter. That got them quiet. I said the only difference b/w yall and them is that they have better bodies and tend to talk with their hands. Their faces #priceless”
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Wow, if you had did some chit like that at my barber shop your family would be arguing about what to put in your obituary.

Then again, at my barbershop nair barber wearin gay chit.
Man, I just don’t care™

@CIVIL
“I went to a new barber once last year and he had the NERVE to line the top of my brow. I was so taken aback I couldn’t even form words. He said all his clients request it so he just does it to everybody…had my lighter skin days showing and shyt ”
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WTF?????

Where the hail is this place???? Just give me the street…
CivilEngineer

He used to be at Gilbert’s then he moved to some shop on Sherwood…that was his last time cutting my hair. I see him at the gym sometimes though…his brows lined with slashes
Man, I just don’t care™

@CIVIL
“He used to be at Gilbert’s then he moved to some shop on Sherwood…that was his last time cutting my hair. I see him at the gym sometimes though…his brows lined with slashes ”
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OH, I wouldn’t imagine a nigga like that up in Gilbert’s. Word musta got round:

“Got a nigga up in Gilberts tryin to put the ‘gay face’ on niggas. Slashin eyebrows and shavin off goatees and chit. You betta watch yo self up in there.” -Gilbert Customer to his friend

They prolly had to kick that nigga up outta there. SMH.
ohpretty1

@ Civil. “lighter skin days” I think I mentioned I had an issue with men and their arched brows in N.O. Who started that trend? Michael Tyler.
CivilEngineer

Yep @Man…he said they wouldn’t let him be great or something like that. Hank don’t play that…shoulda known something was wrong when his chair was always empty. I’ve never went to a new barber again. If mine not there I just leave

@ohpretty…Idk, but Choppa made that mess real popular until everybody found out he was gay then all of a sudden it’s an issue. Like he made you cut a heart into your eyebrow…#allyou
ohpretty1
OutsidetheBox

@barber talk!
Man, I just don’t care™

@CIVIL
“Yep @Man…he said they wouldn’t let him be great or something like that. Hank don’t play that…shoulda known something was wrong when his chair was always empty. I’ve never went to a new barber again. If mine not there I just leave”
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OH I know. That’s why I was like “Gilberts! Ain’t no way.” That nigga was up in that barbershop lookin for a new boyfriend. Wasn’t worried bout cuttin nair hair.

I feel you on that new barber tho. I just got one too and that nigga can make Forrest Whitaker look like Denzel!
Krysi J

I see him at the gym sometimes though…his brows lined with slashes
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HELL NAW…I know who “All hiz clients requesting” dat shyt wuz… :homoswitch:

@#82 NOOOOoooo Choppa from Diddy’z group or No Limit??
PERFECTO

“I swear if them pants were any tighter the nigga would disappear”
“Just vanish in thin air”
Krysi J

I feel you on that new barber tho. I just got one too and that nigga can make Forrest Whitaker look like Denzel!
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I hope he can make Man look like Reggie Bush when he finally builds the nerve to post a Gravi…shyt better be lined up better than a lacefront on The ROCK’s forhead.
Man, I just don’t care™

@CIVIL
“Like he made you cut a heart into your eyebrow”
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“Yeah, nigga, give me that ceasar, line up the beard and goatee. Um, while I’m up in here, ima goin head get that heart up in my eye brow dawg. Just make sure it’s the right eye brow, cause a nigga ain’t with that ‘gay left eyebrow heart’ chit, oh and make that chit ‘gangsta’ nigga.”-Suspect Nigga
http://mistariesworld.blogspot.com mistarie

@ Civil and Man:
http://mistariesworld.blogspot.com mistarie

“Yeah, nigga, give me that ceasar, line up the beard and goatee. Um, while I’m up in here, ima goin head get that heart up in my eye brow dawg. Just make sure it’s the right eye brow, cause a nigga ain’t with that ‘gay left eyebrow heart’ chit, oh and make that chit ‘gangsta’ nigga.”-Suspect Nigga

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Man, I just don’t care™

@KRYSI J
“I feel you on that new barber tho. I just got one too and that nigga can make Forrest Whitaker look like Denzel!
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I hope he can make Man look like Reggie Bush when he finally builds the nerve to post a Gravi…shyt better be lined up better than a lacefront on The ROCK’s forhead.
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Yo hatin azz. Tell you what, send me that “this-how-Krysi-J-toot-it-up” shot and I’ll send you a pic.

JCSTANSB@ G MAIL. COM
ohpretty1

@#82 NOOOOoooo Choppa from Diddy’z group or No Limit??
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It’s a few ‘Choppas’ down there. Def not the one from Diddy’s b/c they’ve been doing this for well over a decade now.
FreeToSpeakUp

CivilEngineer says:

@ohpretty & Man…I went to a new barber once last year and he had the NERVE to line the top of my brow. I was so taken aback I couldn’t even form words. He said all his clients request it so he just does it to everybody…had my lighter skin days showing and shyt

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FreeToSpeakUp

Which Choppa is
http://mistariesworld.blogspot.com mistarie

Yo hatin azz. Tell you what, send me that “this-how-Krysi-J-toot-it-up” shot and I’ll send you a pic.

JCSTANSB@ G MAIL. COM

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Damn, I missed y’all. I’s home nah.
Krysi J

Yo hatin azz. Tell you what, send me that “this-how-Krysi-J-toot-it-up” shot and I’ll send you a pic.

JCSTANSB@ G MAIL. COM
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NICCA u DA BIGGEST HATER ON SR….why don’t you send me ah Man-I-Just-Dont-Care-Dick-Pose shot and Ill send you a rating from 0-10, leggo!!

FUKkDISniCCAhMan@yahoo.com
CivilEngineer

Choppa that made “choppa style, chop chop choppa style”

@Man…that’s just how it went!!
Man, I just don’t care™

@KRYSI J
“Yo hatin azz. Tell you what, send me that “this-how-Krysi-J-toot-it-up” shot and I’ll send you a pic.

JCSTANSB@ G MAIL. COM
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NICCA u DA BIGGEST HATER ON SR….why don’t you send me ah Man-I-Just-Dont-Care-Dick-Pose shot and Ill send you a rating from 0-10, leggo!!
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YOU AIN’T PUT NO EMAIL NIGGA!
#stuntinandchit

You should go first JUST for playin wit a nigga like dat! Wear somethin red too!
**goin check email**
MzDimplez1123

@ Man **in my Pierre Edwards voice** You is an ignant ass I swear to Gawd!
OutsidetheBox

@ wear something red too.

Nigga gtfoh
Krysi J

Niccah put something RED on ya dyck and its a deal #RedDYckTUTU if ya azz can find one.

#BOiSTOOOoooop
http://lovingme782.wordpress.com Ms. Everything

Lord knows I needed this laugh today :rofl;
taymorel

CB is looking good. Love the curly hair on him. He is only 21 so he has a young style.