In case you missed the season 3 opener of Real Housewives of Atlanta, Hulu.com has a bunch of videos up. They had the full episode this morning, but of course Bravo made them take it down.

Speaking of Bravo, my inside contact in the production company tells me that Bravo will forego spending anything resembling a budget on promoting this vehicle of self-obsession.

For starters, Bravo has already signed off on this flop — and I hear there won’t be a season 4. You probably didn’t even know that season 3 was premiering last night, did you? Well now you know why.

Another reason may be due to the fact that there is no real drama on the show — other than the badly scripted cat fights between Dwight and NeNe Leakes, whose horrible acting is apparent from the moon.

The season opener introduced us to 2 new cast members (Lisa Wu Hartwell was booted for being too boring), Atlanta celebrity attorney Phaedra Parks and socialite Cynthia Bailey.

You already know Phaedra from the drama involving her ex-con husband, Apollo Nida, whom she married straight out of the slammer.

In this video showcasing her Atlanta home, Phaedra portrays herself to be a sort of bootleg Southern belle. She comes off looking unbelievably fake. In one scene, Phaedra says she can’t show us the contents of her refrigerator because there is only leftover pizza that her husband brought home.

Speaking of Apollo: did he pay for the pizza or did she? Does Apollo have a job to speak of, or is it his job to look pretty and make you women jealous of her like Ed Hartwell did for Lisa Wu last season?

Is Phaedra supporting Apollo just like these desperate Atlanta women who allow lazy, no good men to leach off of them because they lack self esteem? So many questions.

Phaedra’s husband is a career criminal who has never held a real job in his life. So it will be interesting to see what she says he does for a living on the show.

Source: Hulu