Uptown magazine caught up with NBA superstar Dwyane Wade for a revealing look into his private life.

The 28-year-old, who once owned a 9,000-square-foot mansion in a tiny Miami suburb, now lives in a lovely yet modest row house (even though he reportedly earned $15 million last year). Wade explained that as he grows older (and settles down) he's let go of the flashy, material things that he accumulated in his youth.

On His Relationship With Gabrielle Union:

“I found someone I have a great relationship with and that was the most important thing. You have to like the person you’re around before you can say you love them,” Wade says. “That’s the biggest thing right now; we want to make sure that we stay liking each other.”

On His Chicago Home:

“I don’t need something too big. I’m in Miami most of the time. And I fell in love with [this property] once I was able to put my own personality into the house,” says Wade. “Every time I walk in my door, [I am reminded of] the journey that it took to get here and the hard work that I have to put in to continue to stay here.”

  • Shauny

    Hmm, looks like he lives over there by Roosevelt and right off Michigan. That's a nice newly built area.

    I know exactly where he came from being I grew up in the very same area. You can't be nothing but happy for him. #Southside

  • MzDimplez1123

    He looks nice and he normally does NOTHING for me. Sounds like he's got his head on straight.

  • mirsmommy

    The 28-year-old, who once owned a 9,000-square-foot mansion in a tiny Miami suburb, now lives in a lovely yet modest row house (even though he reportedly earned $15 million last year). Wade explained that as he grows older (and settles down) he’s let go of the flashy, material things that he accumulated in his youth
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    :clap: I love to hear about young men and women being smart with their money, even if they are rich.

    Heyyy Shauny and Dimpz :waves:

  • Shauny

    MzDimp - I absolutely agree! He isn't it for me but he does look nice in those pics

  • His_Mommy623

    This man does nothing for me but...umm...nice pics

  • His_Mommy623

    Hey dimpz! :waves:

  • MzDimplez1123

    Hey Mirs! :hug:

    Hey Shauny! I'm from the Chi too. I think you're right about the area he's in.

  • PAHairston

    Hello All. 9,000 sq ft? Heck Dwayne, that ain't even big, Michael Jordan's house is 75,000 sq ft, big enough to house 5 families of 4 comfortably.

  • Shauny

    Hey mirs :waves:

    @MzDimp - HEYYY another person from the Chi #represent! I think Daley lives over there too (but you know he still kept his Bridgeport house) :rolleyes:

  • Cariblife

    He look just like a slimmer version of my brother and the fact that he shares my family name doesn't help either. I heart me some DW.

  • Shauny

    @PA - I live in the northburbs now and pass MJs former HUGE house (the one with the 23 on the gate) when I drive into the city. That mofo main house is huge with like 5 "mini houses" that are also nice sized houses. Hell I'd take one of the mini houses and be straight.

  • http://twitter.com/jaysreallife jay Bee

    Humble .....yes!

  • ySoSerious

    His says:

    This man does nothing for me but…umm…nice pics
    *********************************************************
    Exactly.

  • Mamacita

    Love it! He looks nice in these pics. I like him and Gabby together. They seem very happy.

    :love:

  • Danielle84

    I think D.Wade is alright looking. He has nice lips and a cute smile!

  • allwrightyden

    Nice pics!

  • meanNsurly

    Nothing..........

  • http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco

    :cosign: with MEAN

  • http://charactercorner.blogspot.com attorneymom

    Okay.

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DCtrmbuSKpQ ChaCha

    Dwayne Wade is Swexy :claps:

  • MzDimplez1123

    Hey His! :kiss;

  • MzDimplez1123

    :kiss:

  • bnatural

    I think they could have did without the scarf.... :shrugs:

  • ALBoy

    mzd how are you today maam

  • MzDimplez1123

    Hey Al! I'm ok. How are you? :hug:

  • candibfly

    have we migrated here? :coffee:

  • ALBoy

    Im good i think somebody hacked my account yesterday though :think:

  • Phrozen1der

    Nice blazer homie... :thumbsup:

    Being humble and modest will take you farther than being cocky and flashy #Wordstoliveby!

  • Phrozen1der

    my bad c-o-c-k-Y!

  • http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco

    have we migrated here?
    __________________
    :nono: Party for OHONEY in previous post @ 3p

  • Phrozen1der

    @ALBoy someone forced you to say all those terrible things, and profess your abundant and deep love for Oprah and her saturated bath water??? :think: LOL!

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DCtrmbuSKpQ ChaCha

    ALBoy says:

    Im good i think somebody hacked my account yesterday though

    Why :think:

  • MzDimplez1123

    Um ChaCha why your gravi look like Freddy Krueger before the fire?

  • candibfly

    i'm feeling that blazer as well. maybe me wanna lay my head on his shoulder.

  • Ms. Thickness

    HEY FAM...

    WHATS GOING ON IN HERE TODAY?

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DCtrmbuSKpQ ChaCha

    Dont do Suga Daddy with the Bling Bling like that ... :nono:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DCtrmbuSKpQ ChaCha

    THICKA LUMPS :hug:

  • ALBoy

    @ phrozen oh nall i loves me some oprah
    ____________________________________
    CHA CHA no there where some mean spirited comments made that i would have never made so i think somebody got me :coffee: <===== water

  • Ms. Thickness

    HEYYYYYY THERE CHACHITA SENORITA...I GOTTA BE CREATIVE WITH YOUR NAME LIKE YOU ARE MINE.. LOL

  • candibfly

    *sets up for the party*

  • Kat

    D. Wade is APPROVED!

  • candibfly

    *hopscothes over to thickness then drops down and gets my eagle on* heyyy thickness :dance: we movin Ohoney's goin away party to here

  • ALBoy

    hot greatness whats up

  • Ms. Thickness

    WHATS UP CANDI...WE GOT A DJ FOR THE PARTY

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U942ZUY7aek OHoney

    *walks into the D-Wade post*
    CandiB leave some room for the dance floor!! :danban1:

  • Ms. Thickness

    WHATS UP LION-O...I MEAN STEDMAN

  • His_Mommy623

    *doing the roger rabbit* Pahtayyy over hea aint nuttin over there!!!

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DCtrmbuSKpQ ChaCha

    candibfly says:

    *sets up for the party*

    busy carving O Honey in to a Ice Sculpture

  • Ms. Thickness

    OHONEY :wail:

    *U AND US WILL NEVA PART..MA KI DA DA..AINT NO OCEAN AINT NO SEA...MA KI DA DA...KEEP O'HONEY WAY FROM ME...MA KI DA DA...*

  • His_Mommy623

    umm Cha *stops dancing* lets talk about this bullchit in yo gravi!

  • ySoSerious

    @ OHoney

    What about this one?*

    *I'm being serious this time.

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U942ZUY7aek OHoney

    :rofl: @ Thickness
    Cha-Cha always so classy and chit

  • His_Mommy623

    Thicky cakes!!! :hug: *spray painting Ohoneys name on the dance floor* ANYBODY SEEN MY CAN OF PINK PAINT?

  • candibfly

    :dead: @cha cha carving ice sculptures of Ohoney

    come do the kid and play with me @his!

    *makes room for Ohoney to go down the soul train line* y'all know we gotta do that and the electric slide. its a given.

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U942ZUY7aek OHoney

    YSO you know what...that will do fgr now...

  • ALBoy

    Stedman pish thats her on camera man i am her everything you need man I do like lion o though

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U942ZUY7aek OHoney

    *for :ashamed:

  • His_Mommy623

    @Thickums, i always thought them ugly heffas was saying monkey dada! i learn something new er'day grl!

  • His_Mommy623

    @Candi, okay I just have to spray the "y" and I'm good 2 go *gets my high top fade touched up*

  • candibfly

    *waiting for the cfree and AL routine* :popcorn: i ain't got no cash on me, y'all take credit cards? :rofl:

  • http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco

    Okay you guyz here are some guidelines to OHONEY's E GOING AWAY PARTY (for this bish to show up in here on MONDAY :lol:)

    Send lots of love hugs and kisses
    Ask Questions you always wanted to know about her (NOTHING RUDE)
    Must include SEX talk cuz It FRIDAY and it's around 3p daily sex talk time
    DEPENDING ON RESPONSE we must either encourage or discourage her from trying something new or dropping it like a bad habit
    While Candi is setting the party and CFREE oiling herself up we must come up with some funny sexy off the wall questions for OHONEY sort've of a roast but flipped

    K these are the :rules:

  • His_Mommy623

    smh@Yso...kinky chinese heffa lmao

  • candibfly

    @his let's recreate the scene from house party. i'll be tischa campbell and u be baby boy's mom! lehhhhh go!

  • West Coast Chick

    he cute.. I see you gabby :wink:

  • ALBoy

    @ candi we got a pay pal acct set up

  • MissHarlem

    @ CANDI & HIS mall madness as per your question to the game I answered in the last post

  • His_Mommy623

    @Choco's fresh ass, FIX YO LIFE NIGGA! lmaooo@must include sex questions cus its friday and after 3 :rofl:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U942ZUY7aek OHoney

    *signs up for the pay pal account*
    I've never seen a skripper duet

  • http://www.twitter.com/cocoabana Cocoabana

    what ya'll talkin bout? jumpin from post to post!

  • candibfly

    oh snap! thanks harlem! that was my game. buyin up errythang in the mall.

  • candibfly

    cocoa we celebratin ohoney's going away :crying: me and his are practicing our house party routine.

  • His_Mommy623

    @Candi, Okayyyy *doing the wop, running man, cabbage patch and the roger rabbit* lemme finish this off with a pelvic thrust..

  • His_Mommy623

    awww Fiance, ur so smart bew...lets move the date up again *swoons*

  • Ms. Thickness

    @HISSY POO...MONKEY DA DA... :rofl:

    YSO THANKS FOR THE CHANGE OF THE GRAVI...THAT LAST ONE WAS KILLIN ME

  • candibfly

    Ohoney how u gon pay for skrippers at ur own party? *someone pay her share...and mine too* :rofl:

  • MissHarlem

    *calling wedding planner now*

  • mirsmommy

    :danban:

  • Ms. Thickness

    OKAY...I WILL GIVE HER 20 SINGLE DOLLAR BILLS..NOW SPEND IT WISELY HONEY...

  • http://www.twitter.com/cocoabana Cocoabana

    I forgot today was her last day :wail:

  • http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco

    @OHONEY

    Come here baby sit is the MAJESTIC RED VELVET CHAIR and put on this CROWN - K here's :cheers: to loosen you up now get ready boo cuz it all about you :kiss: :hugs:

  • Ms. Thickness

    MIRS WHAT THE HELL IS THAT IN YOUR GRAVI...I CANT FIGURE IT OUT

  • ALBoy

    which songs you wanna dance to cfree

  • mirsmommy

    Ms. Thickness says:

    MIRS WHAT THE HELL IS THAT IN YOUR GRAVI…I CANT FIGURE IT OUT
    ____________________________

    :lol: My puppy.

  • http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco

    LOL @ MIRS

    Yall ready I got six questions already for her IT's OHONEY TIME :partyhat:

  • http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco

    @OHONEY
    Are you seated yet we gonna get started a lil early :rofl:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U942ZUY7aek OHoney

    *sits in red velvet chair and sips my chocolate martini*

  • Ms. Thickness

    NOW I SEE IT MIRS...I WAS LIKE IS IT A BEDROOM SHOE OR SUMTHING

    *CALLS VISIONWORKS FOR AN APPT ASAP*

  • candibfly

    can i request y'all dance to some Luke and too short's "blow the whistle"? *runs to get my ipod*

  • His_Mommy623

    uh oh Mirs showed back up!

    @Fiance, pls get a bigger cake bew..we may have more guest *pats ur tushie*

    @Thickums, thats what i thought! i mean whoopi did look monkeyish so it made total sense to me :rofl:

  • candibfly

    :dead: at having 6 questions already. lawd i'm trying to think of ONE.

  • mirsmommy

    Ms. Thickness says:

    NOW I SEE IT MIRS…I WAS LIKE IS IT A BEDROOM SHOE OR SUMTHING

    *CALLS VISIONWORKS FOR AN APPT ASAP*
    ______________________________

    :rofl: A bedroom shoe???? :rofl:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U942ZUY7aek OHoney

    Ms. Thickness says:
    NOW I SEE IT MIRS…I WAS LIKE IS IT A BEDROOM SHOE OR SUMTHING
    *CALLS VISIONWORKS FOR AN APPT ASAP*
    -------------------------------------------------------------------------
    :rofl:

  • CFREE

    *rolls with outfits for Me & Als set* Al u get a cumberbund and tie. For me nip tassels, garter belt, over the knee patent leather 12 inch stilettos and whip . Lets get it!

  • http://twitter.com/candyrayne215 spongebobfan

    yawn..dwight is as average at C+ he lucky he a ball player...

  • CFREE

    ^rolls in

  • His_Mommy623

    Im gna do a routine for Ohoney to JJFads Supersonic :danban:

  • http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco

    Choco’s fresh ass, FIX YO LIFE NIGGA! lmaooo@must include sex questions cus its friday and after 3
    _______________
    Look she knows us for this we mustn't dissappoint OHONEYYYYYYYYY where you at GUHL :rofl:

  • http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco

    I need Thick's re run doing the worm skit cuz that's How I'm entering party :lol:

  • His_Mommy623

    WHAT THE FCK IS A BEDROOM SHOE? :dead:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U942ZUY7aek OHoney

    I'm ready when you are Choco. Surprised nobody done pulled out the :popcorn: yet

  • MissHarlem

    *calls up Cake Boss to let him know*

  • mirsmommy

    His_Mommy623 says:

    Im gna do a routine for Ohoney to JJFads Supersonic
    ______________________________________

    *me and His doin our routine to Supersonic*

    :danban: :danban:

    *we need one more person to complete the group*

  • http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco

    Al u get a cumberbund and tie. For me nip tassels, garter belt, over the knee patent leather 12 inch stilettos and whip . Lets get it!
    ________________
    Im so turned on by this :lol: where that heffa at I wanna see the show
    CFREE you and AL make your entrance and do a lap dance for OHONEY

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U942ZUY7aek OHoney

    Good question....what is a bedroom shoe? :shrugs:

  • Ms. Thickness

    :danban: I ALWAYS WANTED TO BE A FLYGIRL

  • ALBoy

    okay candi just let the dj know cause we gone dance as long as the music is going
    @cfree its whatever picks cfree up to make sure i can still get her over my head

  • Ms. Thickness

    HOUSE SLIPPERS...WE CALL THEM BEDROOM SHOES

  • candibfly

    *jumps in* S is for super and U is for unique P is for perfection and u know that we are freaks :dance:

  • http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco

    No popcorn girl

    CFREE make your entrace first and give her the lap dance and then I can ask the questions
    @AL put all the oil on your body please :lol:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DCtrmbuSKpQ ChaCha

    His_Mommy623 says:

    umm Cha *stops dancing* lets talk about this bullchit in yo gravi!

    hmmmm...whar is this you speak of my preshis His ????

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U942ZUY7aek OHoney

    *shaking my head*
    Choco you are indeed a mess

  • http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco

    Good question….what is a bedroom shoe?
    _____________
    :argue: :rules: these are not questions approved shut upppp :rofl:

  • ALBoy

    got it choco pick ohoney up out of the chair makes her sit on my lap an cfree wraps her legs around ohoney and me as i slow roll it out

  • Ms. Thickness

    CFREE COMIN IN ON BIG BOOTY HOES..HUMP WIT...THEN YOU SAY FOOL WHERE AL AT...THEN AL U COME IN ON PLIES..GETCHU WET.

  • CFREE

    ALBoy says:

    which songs you wanna dance to cfree

    hmmm..:think: how bout "I wana Rock, courtesy of uncle Luke. You pick the slow one

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U942ZUY7aek OHoney

    :lol:

  • mirsmommy

    :danban: :danban: :danban: :danban:

    *me, His, Thickness, and Candi*

  • http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco

    PAGING CFREE I NEED YOU ON STAGE IN 30 SEC

    AL don't drop her azz :lol:

  • candibfly

    Ms. Thickness says:

    CFREE COMIN IN ON BIG BOOTY HOES..HUMP WIT…THEN YOU SAY FOOL WHERE AL AT…THEN AL U COME IN ON PLIES..GETCHU WET.

    -----------------------------

    :dead: @thickness chereographing this out

  • http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco

    OWWWWWWW @ MIRS

  • His_Mommy623

    awww chit Mirs gonna shake a tailfeather with me! I'm tew exciteddd *moonwalks*

    ok ok ok...er'one settle down... Ohoney bew, *raises glass* for all the time I fondled u and u didnt want it (and i didnt care) for all the times u typed some uncalled for chit that tickled me pink and for all the curves u have on that brown bawday *sniffles* I will miss yew bew!

    *throws glass and runs into corner sobbing* I cant continue...

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DCtrmbuSKpQ ChaCha

    *Feels on Al's booty on my way to putting OHoney's hand crafted tiara on her head ..."Hope you like..I made it myself a bazillion swarzenegger crystals :love:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U942ZUY7aek OHoney

    :rofl:
    I :heart: ya'll

  • Ms. Thickness

    JUMPS IN AFTER CANDI...THE E IS FOR EXOTIC AND YOU THAT YOUR A RAP..SO TELL THEM NOSEY PEOPLE JUST TO STAY THE HELL BACK...SUPERSONIC...THEM BIG EVERLASTING EARS...SUPSERSONIC..THEY CAN HEAR WHAT I SAY FAST AS I CAN SAY..SUPERSONIC..THEY BETTA CHILL LIKE ITS LIKE..SUPERSONIC..THEY RAN WORDS...HIT IT HISSY POO

  • http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco

    got it choco pick ohoney up out of the chair makes her sit on my lap an cfree wraps her legs around ohoney and me as i slow roll it out
    ___________________
    Panting like a dog :yes: :yes: :rofl:

    K OHONEY IS now SEATED LET THE GAMES BEGIN #EVILLAUGH

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U942ZUY7aek OHoney

    Awwwwww HIS :kiss:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DCtrmbuSKpQ ChaCha

    His_Mommy623 says:

    awww chit Mirs gonna shake a tailfeather with me! I’m tew exciteddd *moonwalks*

    ok ok ok…er’one settle down… Ohoney bew, *raises glass* for all the time I fondled u and u didnt want it (and i didnt care) for all the times u typed some uncalled for chit that tickled me pink and for all the curves u have on that brown bawday *sniffles* I will miss yew bew!

    *throws glass and runs into corner sobbing* I cant continue…

    DEAD

  • ELove

    PEEKS IN...

    HOTT Cha Cha
    WHO is that is Your Gravi and Is THAT POSITION directed towards ME :coffee:

    OKEY BYE :lol:

  • His_Mommy623

    FCK THICKUMS! thats what i was fcking typing :dead:

    ok ok ok

    yeahhh yeahhhhhh thats it... that was it *bboy stance*

    thats all i remeber since u and candi hit all the parts :rofl:

  • ALBoy

    cfree slow it down with that jamie foxx song slow or freak'in me

  • http://www.twitter.com/cocoabana Cocoabana

    COME IN ON PLIES..GETCHU WET.
    :dead: :kona: all the emoticons!

    That song always makes me feel dirty.

  • MissHarlem

    :danban: whoot there it is whoot there it is.

    I am making rum mojitos and will pass them out shortly!!!!

  • http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco

    OHONEY
    :cheers: I do hope this is not the last time we speak but since it may be some time I wanted to send with :hugs: :kiss:

    Now onto the RAUNCHY stuff

    So are you a member of TEAMFATMONKEY and you must be efficient with responses...

  • candibfly

    @his i know they was rappin fast but hell if i know what they was sayin...summa lumma dimma something!

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DCtrmbuSKpQ ChaCha

    *INSERT RECORD SCRATCH :party: Cus Im drunk off perv and swervin

    AL ..OHoney dont pa Ticipates and shyt in no 3 some lap dancesasis...besides AINT NO FUN IF THE HOMEY CANT HAVE NONES *whistles and burps....... WHERE E LOVER, PHRO, CIVIL, MAN AND ..Oh yeah Miss Harlem is Mean still prepared to jump out the cake..I got Cake Boss on hold in the kitchen waiting fa and answa *hiccup :blink:

  • His_Mommy623

    @Candi, RIGHT! them btchs started tripping :lol:

    oh and TEAMFATMONKEY :cheer:

  • candibfly

    i friggin hollered at cha cha's drunk azz post :rofl:

  • http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco

    Where is the one who throw confetti OTB I thought someone took that over for her OTB I need rainbow confetti :grin:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U942ZUY7aek OHoney

    Now onto the RAUNCHY stuff
    So are you a member of TEAMFATMONKEY and you must be efficient with responses…
    -------------------------------------------------------------------------
    :ashamed:

  • His_Mommy623

    :dead: @ cha's tore up ass...go sit in the kona heffa!

  • ALBoy

    Cha CHa it her last day she said it wahtever and it just a dance jumps into handstand and lays it on Ohoney's shoulders rolling it around her face

  • mirsmommy

    *dancing on OHoney*

    "Lemme Smang It, girl" :danban:

  • http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco

    @CHA
    YOU get major points for that drunk post

    OHONEY Im waiting girl the ringer is you have to be quick with response like all eyes on you type of deal :lol:

  • mirsmommy

    ChaCha, get yo drunk azz in the :kona:

    No more drinks for ChaCha :koolaid:

  • candibfly

    but cha cha how the hell u drunk and u only had one wine cooler?!

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U942ZUY7aek OHoney

    Choco says:
    @CHA
    YOU get major points for that drunk post
    OHONEY Im waiting girl the ringer is you have to be quick with response like all eyes on you type of deal
    -------------------------------------------------------------------------
    Yes ma'am and she squirts so watch ya self

  • http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco

    :nono: Ohoney are you a member of TEAMFATMONKEY yes or no - I don't want no embarassed emoticon now dammit I put alot into arranging this party last minute :rofl:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U942ZUY7aek OHoney

    MIRS you will not smang it!!! :rofl:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DCtrmbuSKpQ ChaCha

    Choco says:

    Where is the one who throw confetti OTB I thought someone took that over for her OTB I need rainbow confetti

    Dat be Yvonne and she aint here... *Opens Flask and throws confetti ...Keeep the party going :partyhat
    ______________________________________________________________________
    Elover stop asking all them damn questions..silence is golden..shhhh now :kiss: me you fool

  • mirsmommy

    OHoney says:

    Choco says:
    @CHA
    YOU get major points for that drunk post
    OHONEY Im waiting girl the ringer is you have to be quick with response like all eyes on you type of deal
    ————————————————————————-
    Yes ma’am and she squirts so watch ya self
    ______________________

    :woot:

  • CFREE

    ELOVE MY 6'3 SEXY LIP'D LEO LOVER :hug:

  • http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco

    Yes ma’am and she squirts so watch ya self
    __________________
    OWWWWWWW Damn aitte

    Now - what is your craziest sex fantasy (i e gang rape just mine :lol: ) but what is yours?

  • His_Mommy623

    AL get the fugggggg OWT! did u lay it on her shoulder :rofl:

    *runs by and grabs Ohoneys left bewb* Sue me if ya want grl!! :rofl:

    oh Fiance, can u release the foam bew?

  • MissHarlem

    CHA CHA aka KIM log out for the say thanks in advance for your cooperation

  • ALBoy

    Yes ma’am and she squirts so watch ya self
    _________________________________________
    Good answer good answer :yes: in my family fued voice

  • candibfly

    omg at the visual of that sittin on Ohoney's shoulder just chillin! :rofl:

  • mirsmommy

    OHoney says:

    MIRS you will not smang it!!!
    _______________________

    Why I can't Smang It?!?!?! Just lemme Smang It one good time. :danban:

  • http://www.twitter.com/cocoabana Cocoabana

    Al, make sure you slap OHoney in the forehead with your peen for good luck.

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U942ZUY7aek OHoney

    ALBoy says:
    Yes ma’am and she squirts so watch ya self
    _________________________________________
    Good answer good answer in my family fued voice
    --------------------------------------------------------------------------
    :rofl:

  • mirsmommy

    Cocoabana says:

    Al, make sure you slap OHoney in the forehead with your peen for good luck.
    ___________________________

    And leave a nice peen shaped bruise on her forehead, too. :lol:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DCtrmbuSKpQ ChaCha

    candibfly says:

    but cha cha how the hell u drunk and u only had one wine cooler?!

    that was a wine cooler *MAJOR SIDEYE... walks off mumbling to myself while adjusting the 36 Doubles... "I have got to get my shyt togetha" :yahoo: fixes fly away hair then walks in the middle of the dancefloor and starts SMANGING :danban1:

  • http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco

    rolling it around her face
    _________________
    Nicca errybody gonna be actin like it's their last day you keep that chit up :rofl:

  • ALBoy

    coco mushroom stamp check

  • ySoSerious

    OMG...Y'all is ab-so-lute-ly fukking insane. I loves it! :rofl:

  • His_Mommy623

    fck it *smangs it too* oh wait... *throws on my 1b silky yaki wig and smedium wife beater with church shoes*

    *activate crazy eyes* *smangin my ass off!*

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U942ZUY7aek OHoney

    Choco says:
    Yes ma’am and she squirts so watch ya self
    _________________
    OWWWWWWW Damn aitte
    Now – what is your craziest sex fantasy (i e gang rape just mine ) but what is yours?
    ------------------------------------------------------------------------
    That would have to be a 1 night stand all the way through. no phone nuumbers no real names just hit it and go please....I always think a lot. Never can go through with it

  • http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco

    Where da hail is CFREE and her pole tricks got dammit ppl don't give nuthin away for free :lol:

  • lakercrazy

    **KICKS THE DOOR WIDE OPEN POURS FABULOSO ON ALL THESE B!TCHES EYES*** WHY WHY MUST YALL LEAVE PO LIL O LAKER BEHIND ALL THE DAM TIME!!!! :wail:

  • mirsmommy

    His_Mommy623 says:

    fck it *smangs it too* oh wait… *throws on my 1b silky yaki wig and smedium wife beater with church shoes*

    *activate crazy eyes* *smangin my ass off!*
    __________________________________________

    Don't forget the sky blue bandana :danban:

  • CFREE

    TEAMFATMONKEYSAREDABEST :cheer:

  • His_Mommy623

    laker dnt be pouring mexican pine sol on us bish! :rofl:

  • Phrozen1der

    @ChaCha I'm here! :danban: <---Really Fist pumping,and air fighting!

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U942ZUY7aek OHoney

    Did anybody invite Mr. Strawberry??

  • ALBoy

    :rofl: @lakeshow and fabuloso i got the green at the house now

  • http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco

    That would have to be a 1 night stand all the way through. no phone nuumbers no real names just hit it and go please….I always think a lot.
    ___________________
    One day you will for me it was another form of Woman's Lib :wink:

    Okay my third sex question and then I move onto character...well thought out huh!

    Would you participate or have you ever been in a threesome?

  • MissHarlem

    Passing out my rum mojitos to everyone except my bish CHA CHA

  • candibfly

    *runs to the bathroom for a wardrobe change* *comes back in a fishnet one piece outfit and red 78 inch stilletos* lehhhh goooo! :dance:

  • http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco

    *** WHY WHY MUST YALL LEAVE PO LIL O LAKER BEHIND ALL THE DAM TIME!!!!
    ____________________
    You left us :rofl: where were you :lol:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U942ZUY7aek OHoney

    Choco says:
    Okay my third sex question and then I move onto character…well thought out huh!
    Would you participate or have you ever been in a threesome?
    ________________________________________________________________________
    :yes: I have

  • lakercrazy

    AWW DID YALL BRING OUT THE #TEAMFATMONKEY :cheer:
    @ALBOY NUN BUT THAT PURPLE FABULOSE UP IN THIS CASA :lol:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U942ZUY7aek OHoney

    candibfly says:
    *runs to the bathroom for a wardrobe change* *comes back in a fishnet one piece outfit and red 78 inch stilletos* lehhhh goooo!
    _________________________________________________________________________
    you killin me :lol:

  • ALBoy

    grinding on candi as we finally are eye to eye

  • candibfly

    :rofl: nobody giving cha cha anymore dranks. i'll take hers thanks! *backflips onto the dance floor and lands in the split all the while not spilling one drop of my dranks*

  • mirsmommy

    *slides down the stripper pole for my grand entrance, stands up to spin on the pole, slips and falls, gets up, displays my fat-monkey to make that fall a distant memory, does my famous azz clap*

    All for you OHoney.

  • http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco

    Aiite Laker come up with some questions for OHONEY also and the rest of yall I'm bout to go :cheers: after I get done with the next three :danban1:

  • lakercrazy

    @HIS DON'T HATE CHIT IF IT WAS A BAR SOAP ALL US MEXICANS WILL BE SMELLING LIKE MY MAMA BATHROOM :yahoo:

  • mirsmommy

    OHoney says:

    Choco says:
    Okay my third sex question and then I move onto character…well thought out huh!
    Would you participate or have you ever been in a threesome?
    ________________________________________________________________________
    I have
    ____________________________________

    DETAILS!!!!!! :popcorn:

  • ALBoy

    @ ohoney you sure you got to go? :no:

  • candibfly

    @AL LMAO! good things come in small packages *backs it up*

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DCtrmbuSKpQ ChaCha

    WHere is Candi... Dj finna play Tootsie Roll.. I need you too tootsie roll it all the way to the ground one time for O Honey!!!

    Climbs on top of Candi's 52 82 inch stilleto......

    PSA: Whoever was out in the car fogging up the windows 15 minutes ago...you left your lights on

    *climbs down and goes back to Smanging in my one piece silk jumper with the suede ruffles and my leather cuff links

  • CFREE

    *SLIDES DOWN THE POLE UPSIDE DOWN SHAKING TASSELS, LANDS ON AL'S LAP FINISHES WITH A SLOW GRIND & @$$ :clap:

  • http://www.twitter.com/cocoabana Cocoabana

    :dead: at fabuloso. I love the smell of that in my house? Boiling it on the stove and add a little water? WHATTT the ghetto potpourri

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U942ZUY7aek OHoney

    I thought Mirs fell when she slid down that pole....looks like I was mistaken :claps: :claps:

  • ALBoy

    Cha Cha sit right here by Ohoney i will help you to a cab after the party

  • His_Mommy623

    *zsnaps @candi* now i gotta take off this off shoulder milli vanilli blame it on the rain tee with my stonewashed leggings...I thought I was sexy but u have out done me! *runs to fredericks real quick*

  • http://www.twitter.com/cocoabana Cocoabana

    :bow:
    CFREEEEEEEEEEEEEE 191!

  • lakercrazy

    @ohoney so yes on the threesome!! was it good??? was she sesy? Yes i said SESY :lol:
    and just cuz this is the last day and its ur party ima go all out and get tipy :grin:

  • MissHarlem

    :dead: @ MIRS

  • ALBoy

    straddles cfree as she claps on all fours and grinds her down!

  • candibfly

    @cha cha u are a flippin mess! loves it! :heart: *tootsie rolls to the ground, humps the ground like bobby brown, gets up and rolls my hips like shakira*

    :dead: @cfree exposing her poon to us to make us forget about her fall

  • http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco

    I have
    ___________
    Motorboating your boobs cuz it's a turn on :lol:

    K now onto character say for instance you are feeling this guy way too much mad chemistry just intense - but he knew a girl you knew in passing would you smang him? NO right or wrong answer

  • CFREE

    @laker, I flucks wit Fabuloso, house be smelling gooder than a bish..yea i said gooder :lol:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U942ZUY7aek OHoney

    CFREE says:
    *SLIDES DOWN THE POLE UPSIDE DOWN SHAKING TASSELS, LANDS ON AL’S LAP FINISHES WITH A SLOW GRIND
    _________________________________________________________________________
    :claps:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DCtrmbuSKpQ ChaCha

    His_Mommy623 says:

    laker dnt be pouring mexican pine sol on us bish!

    ON THE LOUD SPEAKER...... *SUUUUUUCRUITY SECURITY...PLEASE ESCORT HIS TO THA KONA :Kona:

  • http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco

    straddles cfree as she claps on all fours and grinds her down
    ________________________
    DIZAAAAMMMMM me want doggy style :rofl:

  • candibfly

    how AL just gon leave me on the dance floor like that?! *takes 13 shots of patron* oh well, keep the party going :dance:

  • His_Mommy623

    ok im back! *twirls in with my raspberry bra and crotchless pantie set*

    excuse me Mirs,lemme hold this pole... oh fack! i forgot my shoes brb Ohoney! *scampers away for a sec*

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U942ZUY7aek OHoney

    lakercrazy says:
    @ohoney so yes on the threesome!! was it good??? was she sesy? Yes i said SESY
    _______________________________________________________________________
    Yes she is sexy.....I had a gr8 time for what it was....I didn't do everything though. Probably took the fun out the story for ya'll huh :lol:

  • lakercrazy

    **takes the patron bottle and downs it walks in all side ways and chit*** THIS RIGHT HERE IS FOR MY E-SISSSSTA, MY UMUM E-CHICA OHONEY ***THROWS PATROL BOTTLE ON THE FLOOR AND DOES THE MEXICAN YELL*** AHAAAAAAYAAAAAAAAAAAYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY!!!!! JUST FOR U MAMAS :grin:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U942ZUY7aek OHoney

    :yes: ALB I do have to go....trust me ya'll make me wanna stay and do this shyt again Monday

  • http://www.twitter.com/cocoabana Cocoabana

    :rofl: mexican pine sol... I can't with ya'll

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U942ZUY7aek OHoney

    I'm tryin to stay alive for this party but Laker the mexican yell....really???

  • http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco

    UMUM E-CHICA OHONEY ***THROWS PATROL BOTTLE ON THE FLOOR AND DOES THE MEXICAN YELL*** AHAAAAAAYAAAAAAAAAAAYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY!!!!! JUST FOR U MAMAS
    ___________________
    :rofl: :rofl: I heard that chit in my ears :lol:

  • mirsmommy

    OHoney says:

    lakercrazy says:
    @ohoney so yes on the threesome!! was it good??? was she sesy? Yes i said SESY
    _______________________________________________________________________
    Yes she is sexy…..I had a gr8 time for what it was….I didn’t do everything though. Probably took the fun out the story for ya’ll huh
    _________________________________

    You get 2 thumbs-down for that story :lol:

  • candibfly

    :dead: @laker and that mexican yell scared the sh1t outta me too! *slips on the patron laker spilled but plays it off like i meant to be on the ground*

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DCtrmbuSKpQ ChaCha

    mirsmommy says:

    *slides down the stripper pole for my grand entrance, stands up to spin on the pole, slips and falls, gets up, displays my fat-monkey to make that fall a distant memory, does my famous azz clap*

    All for you OHoney.

    ONE TIME FOR MIRS...........BISH WE AINT KNOW YOU HAD IT IN YOU

    *HOLDS UP A 10 CARD :clap: ........... *runs to the bathroom to go pee, does the pee pee dance cus the only stall available is being used by His and her wardrobe change

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U942ZUY7aek OHoney

    :rofl:

  • ALBoy

    candi i havent forgot about you pours the thirteenth shot down my chest take that one for me

  • CFREE

    Phrozen1der says:

    @ChaCha I’m here! <—Really Fist pumping,and air fighting!

    *FIST PUMPS WITH PHROZEN, JERSEY SHORE STYLE :danban1:

  • lakercrazy

    @ohoney ****GETS UP FROM THE FLOOR**** AAAAAJUUUUUAAAAAAAA CHINGADO IMA MISS U GIRL MIJA MIJA U HEAR ME I MA MISS U MAN SOOOO MUCH :wail:

  • http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco

    twirls in with my raspberry bra and crotchless pantie set*

    excuse me Mirs,lemme hold this pole… oh fack! i forgot my shoes brb Ohoney! *scampers away for a sec*
    _____________________
    :rofl: :lol:

  • mirsmommy

    :danban: In my strawberry edible thongs, pasties and 6 inch stilettos.

  • candibfly

    *fans self* *looks around* body shots body shots!

  • His_Mommy623

    *teeters in on stilts while side eye-ing candi* can't nan one of u bishes work this pole in stilts like me son! *flips upside down and p-pops on a handstand! oh chit I hit Ohoney in the head with my stilt...I'm sawwy bew...WAKE UP!! ITS UR PARTY!! *grabs ur ass and runs away in shame*

  • http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco

    i havent forgot about you pours the thirteenth shot down my chest take that one for me
    ________________
    Look nicca I'm the host of this party you better save some for me :rofl: :rofl:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U942ZUY7aek OHoney

    candibfly says:
    @laker and that mexican yell scared the sh1t outta me too! *slips on the patron laker spilled but plays it off like i meant to be on the ground*
    __________________________________________________________________________
    :rofl: ya'll is too much for me. I'm laughin my as$ off ova here people probably think I'm crazy

  • lakercrazy

    @OHONEY U KNOW ALL MEXICANS DO THAT DAM YELL WHEN WE TIPSY AND CHIT :grin: ONLY FOR U WILL I DO IT :love:

  • http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco

    …I’m sawwy bew…WAKE UP!! ITS UR PARTY!! *grabs ur ass and runs away in shame*
    _________________
    :rofl: bish you have me over here sounding crazy as chit trying to muffle my laughs

  • mirsmommy

    His_Mommy623 says:

    *teeters in on stilts while side eye-ing candi* can’t nan one of u bishes work this pole in stilts like me son! *flips upside down and p-pops on a handstand! oh chit I hit Ohoney in the head with my stilt…I’m sawwy bew…WAKE UP!! ITS UR PARTY!! *grabs ur ass and runs away in shame*
    ____________________________

    :dead:

  • ALBoy

    mirs edible thongs? they taste like fruit roll ups too come here let me holla at you

  • Phrozen1der

    @CFREE :rofl: you know it!

  • candibfly

    Ohoney's azz betta not show up on Monday talm bout hey guys I'm not as busy as I thought I'd be :rofl:

    i really hate y'all for making me wanna stay at work! i'm out this h0e! *peels off my fishnet one piece and walks off wearin only my heels*

    "i hate to see her go, but I like to watch her leave" :whistle:

  • http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco

    off ova here people probably think I’m crazy
    _____________________
    Ditto and I'm in area by myself but outside my area is open floor I know they hear me wheezing and chit

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U942ZUY7aek OHoney

    His_Mommy623 says:
    *teeters in on stilts while side eye-ing candi* can’t nan one of u bishes work this pole in stilts like me son! *flips upside down and p-pops on a handstand! oh chit I hit Ohoney in the head with my stilt…I’m sawwy bew…WAKE UP!! ITS UR PARTY!! *grabs ur ass and runs away in shame*
    _________________________________________________________________________
    OFFICIALLY :dead:
    Please tell the other dept. I really wanted the job but was killed here on SR!!

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DCtrmbuSKpQ ChaCha

    ALBoy says:

    Cha Cha sit right here by Ohoney i will help you to a cab after the party

    You aint gotta call no CAB for me :rolleyes: IM GROWN... SIDES MY ROOM UPSTAIRS... WHEN THAT TIME COMES WE CAN TAKE THE ELEVATOR :yes: :wink:

    WHY YALL KEEP HIDINGS DRINKS WHEN I WALK PAST...HARLEM aka KANDI... :wails: I THOUGHT WE WERE TIGHT LIKE TWO FAT BISHES IN A PHONE BOOTH..WHY YOU TREATIN ME LIKE THIS (yes Ima drunk cryer too)

  • ySoSerious

    MAKE WAY BISHES!

    I'm bout to show y'all how it's REALLY done.

    (prepares to hitch her azz up on the pole)

  • Ms. Thickness

    ARE YA'LL DANCING OR DRY HUMPIN

  • mirsmommy

    ALBoy says:

    mirs edible thongs? they taste like fruit roll ups too come here let me holla at you
    ______________________________

    :woot: And make sure you Smang It, too. :danban:

  • His_Mommy623

    *hands choco some glo sticks* pls show Ohoney what u can do with these grl... make em disappear shugah *takes 3 shots and squeals like tiny*

  • Phrozen1der

    @Mirs up the Ante sommore @Candi has on 1,900 inch stiletto's... :rofl: She be up there dapping Noah and them in heaven....

  • mirsmommy

    Ms. Thickness says:

    ARE YA’LL DANCING OR DRY HUMPIN
    _________________________________

    I'm dry humpin. I pulled a leg muscle tryin to dance. :lol:

  • ALBoy

    dont run out @His breaking them stilts in half there try it again

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U942ZUY7aek OHoney

    CandiB has killed it again :claps:

  • lakercrazy

    ********GETS BUT AZZ NAKED AND RUNS AROUND THE DAM POLE**** :oops:

  • His_Mommy623

    Candayyyyyyyyyy Noooooooooooo!!! ok fine...see u monday heffa :lol:

  • Ms. Thickness

    CHA-CHA HURRY UP IN THAT BATHROOM...PINKY GOTTA PEE-PEE NIGGA

  • CFREE

    ALBoy says:

    straddles cfree as she claps on all fours and grinds her down!

    Thats sum kinda duet, patna' :wink:

  • mirsmommy

    Phrozen1der says:

    @Mirs up the Ante sommore @Candi has on 1,900 inch stiletto’s… She be up there dapping Noah and them in heaven….
    _______________________________

    :nono: I done bust my azz already in my 6 inches. I'm playin it safe, for now.

    I'ma upstage @Candi when I do my special pole dance in some ice skates, tho.

  • Phrozen1der

    @MsThic dry humping is the new rave.. *dances in a square like motion rocking back and forth gyrating my junk like the YT people" Shouting: "Cottto MOTTTAY!" :rofl:

  • His_Mommy623

    :rofl: @ phrozen

    @Al, i havent given up on the stilts, hell im smangin in these stilts as we speak!

  • http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco

    K now onto character say for instance you are feeling this guy way too much mad chemistry just intense – but he knew a girl you knew in passing would you smang him? NO right or wrong answer
    ________________________
    Wait you missed this one.....

  • Ms. Thickness

    Phrozen1der says:

    @Mirs up the Ante sommore @Candi has on 1,900 inch stiletto’s… She be up there dapping Noah and them in heaven….
    ______________________________________________

    WHEN HER HEAD HIT THE CLOUDS..SHE LOOKED AT GOD AND WAS LIKE WHATS UP MY NIGGA. :rofl:

    P.S GOD FORGIVE ME FOR CALLING YOU A NIGGA

  • http://www.twitter.com/cocoabana Cocoabana

    YSO, you and that pale ass woman in your gravi :nono:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DCtrmbuSKpQ ChaCha

    lakercrazy says:

    **takes the patron bottle and downs it walks in all side ways and chit*** THIS RIGHT HERE IS FOR MY E-SISSSSTA, MY UMUM E-CHICA OHONEY ***THROWS PATROL BOTTLE ON THE FLOOR AND DOES THE MEXICAN YELL*** AHAAAAAAYAAAAAAAAAAAYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY!!!!! JUST FOR U MAMAS

    *MID SMANG.........AND YALL WANNA KEEP THE DRINKS FROM YOUR GIRL hMPh

  • AWESOME ARSENAL

    sorry for bein late everybody.......
    Everytime I try to get out the game they pulls me back in!!! I guess this is a good enough cause as any...........
    ** pulls Hall of Fame thong out of frame, puts them and a bright yellow walkman on and hangs poster of skrippa moves(many of which I pioneered) on the wall ***
    They say there's a special lady named OHoney that's leaving the fam for greener pastures........
    ** locates OHoney and eyeflucks the shyt out of her **
    Point to want you want on the wall ma'am!

  • mirsmommy

    Ms. Thickness says:

    CHA-CHA HURRY UP IN THAT BATHROOM…PINKY GOTTA PEE-PEE NIGGA
    _________________________

    :dead:

  • CFREE

    ySoSerious says:

    MAKE WAY BISHES!

    I’m bout to show y’all how it’s REALLY done.

    (prepares to hitch her azz up on the pole)

    For the sake of all Man-Kind please :pray: DONT DO IT!

  • Phrozen1der

    @His :rofl:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U942ZUY7aek OHoney

    but he knew a girl you knew in passing would you smang him?
    ________________________________________________________________________
    Choco, break that down for me a lil better....I'm slow sometimes

  • His_Mommy623

    *paging security* YSO HAS COMMITED A PARTY FOUL WITH HER GRAVI!! PLEASE SEND HER TO THE MUD RING CAUSE I HAVE BEEF

  • http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco

    hands choco some glo sticks* pls show Ohoney what u can do with these grl… make em disappear shugah *takes 3 shots and squeals like tiny
    __________________________
    Snatches glo stick and is amazed at how Bright and SHiny Nichole is :rofl:

    @Alboy
    Im the reason you doing all these tricks in this party and now you won't show me any WTF is up with that :coffee: :lol:

  • lakercrazy

    ***THROWS THE EMPTY PATRON BOTTLE ON CHACHA** SHUSTS UPS ISA GOODS!!!

  • His_Mommy623

    :dead: 2 awesome

    NO U FCKING DIDNT!! take that damn walkman off :rofl:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U942ZUY7aek OHoney

    AWESOME ARSENAL says:

    sorry for bein late everybody…….
    Everytime I try to get out the game they pulls me back in!!! I guess this is a good enough cause as any………..
    ** pulls Hall of Fame thong out of frame, puts them and a bright yellow walkman on and hangs poster of skrippa moves(many of which I pioneered) on the wall ***
    They say there’s a special lady named OHoney that’s leaving the fam for greener pastures……..
    ** locates OHoney and eyeflucks the shyt out of her **
    Point to want you want on the wall ma’am!
    ------------------------------------------------------------------------
    almost missed this one

  • ALBoy

    :rofl: @His you got me sounding like micheal clark duncun retarded laugh trying not to bust out laughing

  • His_Mommy623

    opps @* i been dranking ya'll

  • Ms. Thickness

    CHA-CHA...IF I FUC_KIN GET FIRED I AM COMING TO CALI..NOT THE MEXICAN YELL*** AHAAAAAAYAAAAAAAAAAAYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY!!!!! BITCH YOU GOT ME CRYING

  • mirsmommy

    <===== is drunk as hail, and just made a Sprite can disappear in mouth.

    :-D

  • http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco

    @Ohoney
    Picture this Sexy nicca you keep bumping into first time you ignore him each time after that he keeps getting your attention - but he knows a girl you only knew as an associate would you drop the panties for him regardless of the mutual acquaintance you both had with said girl...

  • His_Mommy623

    this ninja said michael clarke duncan :dead:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DCtrmbuSKpQ ChaCha

    Phrozen1der says:
    *dances in a square like motion rocking back and forth gyrating my junk like the YT people” Shouting: “Cottto MOTTTAY!”

    OOOOOOOMGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG :yahoo: AL LETS GO HIT THAT ELEVATOR BUTTON

    THICK AS ME.........IM OUT THE STALL...

    O HONEY .........IM SHO IS GON MISS YOU

    BELTS OUT A SOLO BY BETTE MIDLER ON MY WAY TO THE ELEVATOR

    :whistle: DID YOU EVER KNOOOOOOOOOO THAT YOUR MY HEROOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

  • Phrozen1der

    @MsThick :dead: gets revived by St.Peter and continues my square like gyrating this time I'm shouting "Bush don't like Black people" *fist pump* :yahoo:

  • http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco

    OHoney and eyeflucks the shyt out of her **
    Point to want you want on the wall ma’am!
    ___________________________
    Hey Hey Hey :lol:

  • His_Mommy623

    the partys getting dead. lets play pin the pimple on AKeys *pulls out poster*

  • Ms. Thickness

    CHOCO YOU MAKING SUR YOU GET THEM QUESTIONS IN HUH? EVERYBODY ELSE DRUNK, PISSING, DRY HUNCHIN AND CLIMBIN POLES.

  • http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco

    DID YOU EVER KNOOOOOOOOOO THAT YOUR MY HEROOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
    _________________
    Bish you ain't making this chit up are you have done this in real life :lol: :rofl:

  • http://www.twitter.com/cocoabana Cocoabana

    His_Mommy623 says:

    the partys getting dead. lets play pin the pimple on AKeys *pulls out poster*

    :rofl: LAWDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U942ZUY7aek OHoney

    Choco says:
    @Ohoney
    Picture this Sexy nicca you keep bumping into first time you ignore him each time after that he keeps getting your attention – but he knows a girl you only knew as an associate would you drop the panties for him regardless of the mutual acquaintance you both had with said girl…
    _________________________________________________________________________
    I would if
    1.she never had kids with him
    2.she never was in love with him
    3. she wasn't my "friend" just an associate
    4. she was never his girlfriend
    and I would only drop the panties after I got to know him beyond just bumping into him<<<<,which is why I've never had a 1 nighter

  • ySoSerious

    :dead: @ CFREE

    Y'al don't know what you'd be missing. Hmph.

    (jumps halfway up the pole and flips upside while tucking my junk back in my thong and holding my wig in place)

    :whistle:

    I'm a bad, bad bish.

  • http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco

    @Thick
    You know how it is when you organize a party be trying to make ppl play the games and chit :rofl:

  • MissHarlem

    Hands my girl CHA CHA her drink snatches drink away from LAKER and gives her a cup of water.

    PHROZEN dapping Moses and them :dead: as always I cant with you

    Awesome did you just pull out the bright yellow sony walkman. Officially :dead:

  • CFREE

    *slides back in da party wit my regular clothes on that consist of black leggings so u can see that @$$ from the front a titty top/no bra and the baddest hoe pumps u eva seen

  • His_Mommy623

    I'm not fuggin with Yso... :nono:

  • lakercrazy

    HEY HEY SINCE IT'S OHONEY LAST DAY WIHT US LETS DO SHOTS OF OHONEY I GETS THE FIRST ONE ***PUTS SHOT BETWEEN OHONEYS CHICHIS BITES A NIPLE AND TAKES THE SHOT*** HIIIIIIS U NEXT BISH DROP THAT PIMPLY AZZ AKEYS SHE CAN BE THE THROW UP MATT!!!

  • ALBoy

    @ choco i got you and Nichole picks choco up wraps her legs around my neck is nichole crying

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U942ZUY7aek OHoney

    YSO get out now!!!!

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DCtrmbuSKpQ ChaCha

    ** locates OHoney and eyeflucks the shyt out of her **
    Point to want you want on the wall ma’am!

    whyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy :wail:

    @ Mirs .. :bow: can you show me how to do that :love: I have candy :yes:

  • http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco

    @Ohoney
    K thanks boo you played so nice at your Roast you can :party: :cheers: for the remainder of the party

    Men keep giving lap dances and peen bruises :yes:

  • His_Mommy623

    :dead: @laker

    my fiance will shank my ass *sneaks body shot off Ohoney*

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U942ZUY7aek OHoney

    :danban1:

  • Phrozen1der

    @MsThick right!..... *runs through party" shouting "Ni-pppppplleeesss" :yahoo: *rectangular gyrating my junk now*

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U942ZUY7aek OHoney

    ALBoy says:
    @ choco i got you and Nichole picks choco up wraps her legs around my neck is nichole crying
    _______________________________________________________________________
    Almost missed this one
    *passes out*

  • CFREE

    (jumps halfway up the pole and flips upside while tucking my junk back in my thong and holding my wig in place)

    @yso, if that ^^^ happens one mo gen we all gon be :hurl:

  • http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco

    i got you and Nichole picks choco up wraps her legs around my neck is nichole crying
    _____________________
    :rofl: Y is Nichole crying your neck that huge :lol:

  • His_Mommy623

    FIANCE WHERES THE DAMN FOAM!! *strips into my candy bikini made out of smarties and twizzlers* Lets get it started *hammers voice*

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DCtrmbuSKpQ ChaCha

    Choco says:

    DID YOU EVER KNOOOOOOOOOO THAT YOUR MY HEROOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
    _________________
    Bish you ain’t making this chit up are you have done this in real life

    :rofl: :rofl:

  • ALBoy

    <===== is drunk as hail, and just made a Sprite can disappear in mouth.
    ___________________________________________
    How did i miss this I support this fully :yes:

  • lakercrazy

    choco i got you and Nichole picks choco up wraps her legs around my neck is nichole crying
    ______________________________________________________
    WHAT WHAT ME NEXT ME NEXT!!!!! **JUMPS UP AND DOWN SMELLING LIKE NUN BUT TEQILA AND LIMON***

  • MissHarlem

    *puts shank away only because its a party and chit and it is her last day but any other day you would have got a :warning: *

  • http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco

    Almost missed this one
    *passes out*
    _____________________
    Ditto I actually burst out laughin at work! So not prepared :rofl:

  • Phrozen1der

    :rofl: @MissHarlem

    @Yso :dead:

  • http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco

    puts shank away only because its a party and chit and it is her last day but any other day you would have got a
    _____________
    :dead: Pls GIRL is this over ELOVE :rofl: :lol: OMG

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DCtrmbuSKpQ ChaCha

    MissHarlem says:

    Hands my girl CHA CHA her drink snatches drink away from LAKER and gives her a cup of water.

    MY BISH :hug:

  • ySoSerious

    (suddenly short of breath, YSO drops off the pole hitting the stage with a thud)

    Where...is...my...tip...you...cheap...bishes...(passes out)

  • mirsmommy

    ALBoy says:

    <===== is drunk as hail, and just made a Sprite can disappear in mouth.
    ___________________________________________
    How did i miss this I support this fully
    ____________________________

    *singin Jada's, "The Champ is Here"* :champ:

  • http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco

    WHAT WHAT ME NEXT ME NEXT!!!!! **JUMPS UP AND DOWN SMELLING LIKE NUN BUT TEQILA AND LIMON***
    ______________
    :rofl: this bish know she smell of alcohol abuse smdh

  • Ms. Thickness

    ySoSerious says:

    (suddenly short of breath, YSO drops off the pole hitting the stage with a thud)

    Where…is…my…tip…you…cheap…bishes…(passes out)
    __________________________________

    :dead:

  • His_Mommy623

    omg@chocs lost ass lmaoo Elove has nan to do with OUR love heffa!

    *still standing n the middle of dance floor in candy bikini* is the damn foam machine broken!!!?

  • lakercrazy

    @HARLEM PERO WHY DO I GET THE AGUA????

  • mirsmommy

    ySoSerious says:

    (suddenly short of breath, YSO drops off the pole hitting the stage with a thud)
    ______________________

    Fluck a thud, that chit shook the room.

    Almost made me spill my yak on my $10 outift.

  • http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco

    (suddenly short of breath, YSO drops off the pole hitting the stage with a thud)

    Where…is…my…tip…you…cheap…bishes…(passes out)
    _______________________
    No one told you show off what you don't have :rofl: he take this dime an call you a cab :rofl:

  • Ms. Thickness

    Almost made me spill my yak on my $10 outift.
    _____________________________________________

    PRICELESS...I TOLD YOU TO SLOW THIS MUTHF_CKER DOWN

  • MissHarlem

    Breaks out the foam and the pool full of ky jelly put on see through thong bikini and makes my azz :clap:

  • His_Mommy623

    :dead: @ yso

    *tucks a 20 in ur fat roll*

  • ALBoy

    I thought nichole could cry kind of hydrated around my face right now @ choco

  • http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco

    omg@chocs lost ass lmaoo Elove has nan to do with OUR love heffa!
    _____________________
    :nono: that's what you think :coffee: :lol:

  • mirsmommy

    Ms. Thickness says:

    Almost made me spill my yak on my $10 outift.
    _____________________________________________

    PRICELESS…I TOLD YOU TO SLOW THIS MUTHF_CKER DOWN
    ______________________________

    :rofl: Did you see how my man hit that corner on a red light????? :rofl:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U942ZUY7aek OHoney

    *while the party is jumping I ease outta my chair, slide off my jeans and t-shirt and reveal my honey brown lingere*
    *drops down to the floor and makes only the left cheek move...then the right....then make em clap* :claps:
    *Does a semi-cartwheel, into a hand-stand and gracefully lands into the splits and bounces up and down*
    Did I mention I used to dance at Onyx??? :ashamed:

  • mirsmommy

    His_Mommy623 says:

    @ yso

    *tucks a 20 in ur fat roll*
    _____________________________

    :no: Don't tuck it there. She'll never find it.

  • His_Mommy623

    *rapes Harlem* im too flucked up for u 2 be enticing me like so...

    Ya'll btchs want a show? well ya got one!!

  • http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco

    I thought nichole could cry kind of hydrated around my face right now @ choco
    ____________
    Oh ahem :blink: I mean yyyyy are you so far away and married :lol: that chit had me like DOI! Dammmmn son write me a love letter at least :rofl: Nichole loves reading brail

  • http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco

    rapes Harlem* im too flucked up for u 2 be enticing me like so…

    Ya’ll btchs want a show? well ya got one!!
    __________________
    Watch you using a dolphin :coffee: :wink:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DCtrmbuSKpQ ChaCha

    His_Mommy623 says:

    omg@chocs lost ass lmaoo Elove has nan to do with OUR love heffa!

    *still standing n the middle of dance floor in candy bikini* is the damn foam machine broken!!!?

    :rofl: lookin sticky azz hail :rofl:

  • MissHarlem

    Mamita porque tu cant handle liquor mamita (half spanish half english :danban: )

  • mirsmommy

    OHoney says:

    *while the party is jumping I ease outta my chair, slide off my jeans and t-shirt and reveal my honey brown lingere*
    *drops down to the floor and makes only the left cheek move…then the right….then make em clap*
    *Does a semi-cartwheel, into a hand-stand and gracefully lands into the splits and bounces up and down*
    __________________________________

    :clap: :woot:

  • http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco

    while the party is jumping I ease outta my chair, slide off my jeans and t-shirt and reveal my honey brown lingere*
    *drops down to the floor and makes only the left cheek move…then the right….then make em clap*
    *Does a semi-cartwheel, into a hand-stand and gracefully lands into the splits and bounces up and down*
    Did I mention I used to dance at Onyx???
    ______________
    :champ: with the left and right cheek moving separately

  • ALBoy

    what the foam machine aint working i got it keep partying i can fix it give me a butter knife

  • His_Mommy623

    *side eye @Ohoney* oh u showing out huh? *slides a benji in ya thong*

    *mystikals voice* SHOW EM WHAT YA WERKING WIFF!!!

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U942ZUY7aek OHoney

    ALBoy says:
    what the foam machine aint working i got it keep partying i can fix it give me a butter knife
    _______________________________________________________________________
    :lol:

  • ySoSerious

    (slowly comes to)

    A DIME?! Did this hot booty bish just try and send me home with a DIME?!?!

    Just wait till I catch my second wind, girl. Just...wait.

    (feels around for switchblade while taking deep, heaving breaths)

  • ALBoy

    throwing all my tips to ohoney kepping the pay pay payments for me and chacha

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DCtrmbuSKpQ ChaCha

    OHoney says:

    *while the party is jumping I ease outta my chair, slide off my jeans and t-shirt and reveal my honey brown lingere*
    *drops down to the floor and makes only the left cheek move…then the right….then make em clap*
    *Does a semi-cartwheel, into a hand-stand and gracefully lands into the splits and bounces up and down*
    Did I mention I used to dance at Onyx???

    :blink: *runs over and replaces your crown :clap: YOUS A BAD BISH... *MAKES IT RAIN ALL OVER YOU WITH HUNNID STACKS

    *ON THE LOUD SPEAKER...NOW IF THA REST OF YOU CAN MAKE YA BOOTY CLAP LIKE YO COUSIN...YOU CAN GET PAID!!! :yahoo:

  • MissHarlem

    Pulls chair in the middle of the room sits my Fiance down and starts grinding and licks her cuz that damn candy is sticky put a starburst in her puzzy so I can hunt it down.

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U942ZUY7aek OHoney

    *gets dressed and sits back in my velvet chair*
    Shhhhhhh between us party people.

  • His_Mommy623

    @CHA, u wna come pull a twizzler off my kini ma? *bats lashes*

    @choc, stop drinking... i dnt understand u :rofl:

    @finace, *snatches ur bra off and throws it to laker*

  • ALBoy

    oh i got it somebody forgot to put the bubbles in

  • AWESOME ARSENAL

    Turns blacklight on so OHoney can see the sweet nothins I scribbled all over me. Saunters over to OHoney, commences SMANGIN!!!

  • mirsmommy

    *applies bubble sticks to nipples, dips the sticks in the liquid bubble, comes out on stage, spinnin in circles makin bubbles, while smokin a :blunt: wit my fat-monkey*

  • ALBoy

    dont worry about it YSO you know Im tipping you :yes:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U942ZUY7aek OHoney

    AWESOME ARSENAL says:
    Turns blacklight on so OHoney can see the sweet nothins I scribbled all over me. Saunters over to OHoney, commences SMANGIN!!!
    _________________________________________________________________________
    I have 30minutes left and you people have me in tears I keep putting my face in my arm but that only makes it worse

  • His_Mommy623

    *faints* my Fiance is THEE BEST! *spreads eagle* go head and smang it guhl

  • His_Mommy623

    @Al thank u, ur so handy

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DCtrmbuSKpQ ChaCha

    His_Mommy623 says:

    @CHA, u wna come pull a twizzler off my kini ma? *bats lashes*

    :nono: LEMME GET TWO.....MAYBE EVEN THREE

  • http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco

    A DIME?! Did this hot booty bish just try and send me home with a DIME?!?!
    ________________
    :lol:

    @Alboy
    come on hun talk dirty to me - ummm wanna know what I can do to you :lol: #slapsownwrists

  • His_Mommy623

    awww chit mirs is sticky like me *doing the robot nekkid*

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U942ZUY7aek OHoney

    *shout out to the lurkers over there reading every single comment*
    Some laughing-some shaking their head-some reposting this shyt on FaceBook but ALL reading EVERY SINGLE COMMENT :waves:

  • ySoSerious

    (YSO finds His's twenty while searching for her blade)

    That's more like it. (wheeze) Now, when we eating. A bish kinda worked up an appetite. (wheeze)

  • His_Mommy623

    @cha u know u my bew, u can have em all!

  • ALBoy

    what yall got star burst i love candy may i @miss

  • mirsmommy

    OHoney says:

    *shout out to the lurkers over there reading every single comment*
    Some laughing-some shaking their head-some reposting this shyt on FaceBook but ALL reading EVERY SINGLE COMMENT
    ___________________________

    :blink: Reposting shyt on Facebook???????

  • His_Mommy623

    @yso, i refuse to type 2 u after today... take yo oxygen tank and sit in the kona!

  • ALBoy

    Choco what do you want to do to me baby choke me just a little while you tell me

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U942ZUY7aek OHoney

    Mirs yep I believe it was Iscream that said somebody had pulled one of our comments and posted it on FaceBook she was tryin to tell us to watch what we say and watch what pictures we put up here cause we never know who reads this website......
    #carry on

  • His_Mommy623

    uh oh! the cakes here! anybody have knife or one of Tips veneers so i can cut this chit?

  • Ms. Thickness

    Some laughing-some shaking their head-some reposting this shyt on FaceBook but ALL reading EVERY SINGLE COMMENT
    _____________________________________

    SAY IT AINT SO

  • His_Mommy623

    fluck it, i'll use swizz beats nose! whos having cake? hurry before Yso eats it all

  • ALBoy

    OHoney says:

    *shout out to the lurkers over there reading every single comment*
    Some laughing-some shaking their head-some reposting this shyt on FaceBook but ALL reading EVERY SINGLE COMMENT
    ___________________________

    Reposting shyt on Facebook???????
    _____________________________________
    Exactly why im teamnopics

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DCtrmbuSKpQ ChaCha

    OHoney says:

    *shout out to the lurkers over there reading every single comment*
    Some laughing-some shaking their head-some reposting this shyt on FaceBook but ALL reading EVERY SINGLE COMMENT

    YA FEEL ME ..CUS YOU KNOW THEY ARE........ ALWAYS THE BRIDESMAID,..NEVER THE BRIDE :nana:

  • http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco

    *spreads eagle* go head and smang it guhl
    ___________________
    Damn since you put it like that :think: :wink:

  • Ms. Thickness

    His_Mommy623 says:

    uh oh! the cakes here! anybody have knife or one of Tips veneers so i can cut this chit?
    _____________________________________________

    IN MY BEST LIL RICHARD VOICE *SHUT UP WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO*

  • mirsmommy

    OHoney says:

    Mirs yep I believe it was Iscream that said somebody had pulled one of our comments and posted it on FaceBook she was tryin to tell us to watch what we say and watch what pictures we put up here cause we never know who reads this website……
    #carry on
    _________________________________

    Ohhh, I think I remember that convo now.

  • http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco

    ALWAYS THE BRIDESMAID,..NEVER THE BRIDE
    ___________________
    :rofl: pitty a fool posting this chit on facebook better off faking their own stories cuz a CREEP is a CREEP!

  • mirsmommy

    His_Mommy623 says:

    fluck it, i’ll use swizz beats nose! whos having cake? hurry before Yso eats it all
    ________________________________

    :rofl: Use Bey-Nappy's edges. Them shyts will cut a friggin tree trunk

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U942ZUY7aek OHoney

    Do you say pitty the fool??? :lol: throwback

  • ALBoy

    @ thick ness :rofl: lil richard huh

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DCtrmbuSKpQ ChaCha

    His_Mommy623 says:

    uh oh! the cakes here! anybody have knife or one of Tips veneers so i can cut this chit?

    :ido: couldnt wait to use that icon :YAHOO: and you is a damn fewl!

  • Ms. Thickness

    YES SHE DID HONEY..YES SHE DID

  • His_Mommy623

    @thickums pass me a drank! i will not shattap :rofl:

  • ySoSerious

    Ohhhhhh...Did I hear somebody say cake?! (finally gets her second wind)

  • http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco

    fluck it, i’ll use swizz beats nose!
    ___________________
    :rofl:

    Sorry can't be concerned about facebook or twitter mofos sad if they repost this chit simply tell them to lurk like your pressed azz on Sandra ROSE GTFOH DOUCHES

  • Ms. Thickness

    CHOCO YOU WANT ONE MORE E-BEEF FOR HONEY TO REMEMBER... :rofl: YOU NEED YOUR WEEKLY DOSAGE OF BULLSH_T.

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DCtrmbuSKpQ ChaCha

    mirsmommy says:

    Use Bey-Nappy’s edges. Them shyts will cut a friggin tree trunk

    Bey is creole... alllll her edges is soft :coffee:

    MIRS ...YOU JUST HAD TOO.... GIVE MY CANDY BACK :argue: see#287

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U942ZUY7aek OHoney

    Calm down Choco

  • His_Mommy623

    I would like 2 present Ohoney with a 24k craystalized SR "u aint chit 4 leaving us" plaque... u will not be forgotten...oh and heres a life size cut out of tiny courtesy of Miss Rose herself. its equppied with an oink button for chits n giggles...just a lil sumptin 2 remember us by bew... *pours henny on u* choc come lick it off grl!

  • http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco

    @Ohoney
    :yes: whoever would repost this chit on facebook is pitiful and a fool I mean I don't even do facebook but mofo's who do must not have chit to talk about if you are reposting ppls comments with pics it's odd cuz like I dont' have facebook but a random thought from someone IDK is pointless FUK EM!

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U942ZUY7aek OHoney

    If ya'll cuttin this cake with anythang besides a knife I want no part of it!!!

  • His_Mommy623

    equipped* sawwy *burp*

  • http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco

    @Thick and OHONEY
    I hate effn posers who wanna be like ME :lol:

    Per His advise this :lick: for you OHONEY :lol:

  • mirsmommy

    ChaCha says:

    mirsmommy says:

    Use Bey-Nappy’s edges. Them shyts will cut a friggin tree trunk

    Bey is creole… alllll her edges is soft

    MIRS …YOU JUST HAD TOO…. GIVE MY CANDY BACK see#287
    ________________________________

    :rofl: I was waiting for you to respond. :lol: I sawwy. Can I have my candy back, pretty please.

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U942ZUY7aek OHoney

    O goodness #378

  • Ms. Thickness

    His_Mommy623 says:

    I would like 2 present Ohoney with a 24k craystalized SR “u aint chit 4 leaving us” plaque… u will not be forgotten…oh and heres a life size cut out of tiny courtesy of Miss Rose herself. its equppied with an oink button for chits n giggles…just a lil sumptin 2 remember us by bew… *pours henny on u* choc come lick it off grl!
    _______________________________________________

    I TIP MY 40 TO YOUR MEMORY...TAKE A DRINK AND I START THINK AND I...I KNOW ONE DAY SOON WE WILL BE CHATTING AGAIN..THIS IS FOR MY E-HOMIE...THIS FOR MY E-HOMIE WELL WELL

  • Ms. Thickness

    CHOCO YOUR NEW THEM SONG IS "WANNA BE STARTING SOMETHING"...THAT SH_T PLAYS IN THE BACKGROUND WHEN YOU GONNA GET INTO IT WITH SOMEONE.

  • ALBoy

    Choco dont have time for beaf picks choco up and takes her to the middle of the dance floor and lays her down while they put my music back on

  • http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco

    @Alboy
    Commmme heeeerrre booo aren't you tired from all that dancing and throwing take your clothes off and let me wash your body :lol: Im gonna stop with you now

    Accceeee ACE where you at boy :rofl:

  • ySoSerious

    Um...Ain't no more cake. Shyt, y'all shouldn't have took so long to cut it. :shrugs:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DCtrmbuSKpQ ChaCha

    Ms. Thickness says:

    I TIP MY 40 TO YOUR MEMORY…TAKE A DRINK AND I START THINK AND I…I KNOW ONE DAY SOON WE WILL BE CHATTING AGAIN..THIS IS FOR MY E-HOMIE…THIS FOR MY E-HOMIE WELL WELL

    :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U942ZUY7aek OHoney

    Thank you His and when I leave in the next 10 minutes, I will purposefully leave that life-size cut out of Tiny

  • http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco

    choco up and takes her to the middle of the dance floor and lays her down while they put my music back on
    ______________
    :lol: I want you to get a divorce :rofl: I want you all to myself :lol:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U942ZUY7aek OHoney

    YSO dayum :no:

  • His_Mommy623

    :rofl: @ Ohoney u bet not leave Babe in here grl! i have programmed the cut out to walk when u walk so where ever u go that bish is right behind u with a hermes bag and lop-sided lips

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DCtrmbuSKpQ ChaCha

    Mirs says: I sawwy. Can I have my candy back, pretty please.

    OF COURSE :hug: I know we not all Beyonce friendly tis ok :kiss: now back to the sprite can

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U942ZUY7aek OHoney

    :rofl: I got the visual His

  • http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco

    @Thick
    :nono: Don't start none won't be none that chit is mad WEIRD :blink:

    @Alboy
    I wanna here more your strong arent you - my lil petite frame would have to ride you so I don't get smothered----

  • Ms. Thickness

    His_Mommy623 says:

    @ Ohoney u bet not leave Babe in here grl! i have programmed the cut out to walk when u walk so where ever u go that bish is right behind u with a hermes bag and lop-sided lips
    __________________________________________

    I ALMOST SLAPPED YOU GIRL...LOP-SIDED LIP...LOOKING LIKE ELVIS..UH HUH

  • His_Mommy623

    @Cha mirs still has that can her throat? that bish is ded! *calls 9 9 10* in my madea voice :rofl:

  • ALBoy

    choco nah im not tired rince this oil and candy and likka off me though

  • His_Mommy623

    @thicky is abusive lol

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U942ZUY7aek OHoney

    *looks at the clock*
    *eyes start to water and shyt*

  • Ms. Thickness

    HISSY POO YOU KNOW YOU LIKE IT ROUGH :wink:

  • ALBoy

    petite huh yea gone shift gears then

  • http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco

    O goodness #378
    ________
    His told me too you no likey :lick: :lol:

  • http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco

    petite huh yea gone shift gears then
    ___________________
    :yes: shifting gears I can take tho :wink:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U942ZUY7aek OHoney

    Bye ya'll
    :bye:
    His, Thickness, Brown(know she not here today), Ace, Man, CandiB, Yvonne(where she been), HoneyD, CFree, OTB, Mirs, Miss, Man, Laker, Flo, Jazzyiest, Ms OSoSossy :wail:

  • Ms. Thickness

    OHoney says:

    *looks at the clock*
    *eyes start to water and shyt*
    ___________________________________

    *looks to the sky so the tears dont fall* DONT FORGET TO WRITE...CANT HOLD IT BACK.. :wail:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U942ZUY7aek OHoney

    Choco thanks for puttin this together ma'am

  • http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco

    nah im not tired rince this oil and candy and likka off me though
    _____________
    This is a cinch considering I love giving head so where should I begin at the top right

  • CFREE

    :popcorn: what i miss

  • ALBoy

    Ohoney dont cry biting her neck while she hides her face

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DCtrmbuSKpQ ChaCha

    OHoney says:

    *looks at the clock*
    *eyes start to water and shyt*

    rubs your back ... its otay...its otay :wail: see what you made me do

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U942ZUY7aek OHoney

    Cha-Cha thanks for the ice sculpture!
    Email me ya'll anytime
    Honeythicktx@yahoo.com

  • http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco

    :hugs: :cry: :kiss: Ohoney please sneak in from time to time everyone gets a break!

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U942ZUY7aek OHoney

    HoneyThickTx @ y ah o o dot com

  • Ms. Thickness

    Choco says:

    nah im not tired rince this oil and candy and likka off me though
    _____________

    This is a cinch considering I love giving head so where should I begin at the top right
    __________________________

    *stops crying to say* WELL DAYUM *proceeds with crying* :wail:

  • http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco

    BLocking the door from OHONEY please don't leave us we need ya :lol: :cry:

  • His_Mommy623

    @Ohoney *sniffles and grabs yo leg* neva can say goodbyeeee guhllll... good luck on ur new position :hug: come say hi every now n then shugah *wails like a pussy nigga* :bye:

  • ALBoy

    cfree where you been i been dancing for the last three hours you good some you can still get half the tips though

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U942ZUY7aek OHoney

    :wail:
    Bye ya'll
    Mooooooove Choco

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DCtrmbuSKpQ ChaCha

    OHoney says:

    Bye ya’ll

    His, Thickness, Brown(know she not here today), Ace, Man, CandiB, Yvonne(where she been), HoneyD, CFree, OTB, Mirs, Miss, Man, Laker, Flo, Jazzyiest, Ms OSoSossy

    THEY ALWAYS FORGET THE ONES THAT MADE THEM THE HAPPIEST :yes: :wail:

  • CFREE

    :cya:OHONEY :hug:

  • http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco

    stops crying to say* WELL DAYUM *proceeds with crying
    _________________
    :lol:

    @Ohoney bout to email you so you can get my addy be safe Ma have a good weekend

    no one else move :lol:

  • ALBoy

    sending nameless dude out to the car with Ohoney have fun shawty see you when you have time congratulations on the new Position though

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U942ZUY7aek OHoney

    Cha-Cha I personally said bye to you but my comment is awaiting moderation cause i put my email address in it!! :kiss:

  • AWESOME ARSENAL

    sees Ohoney leaving......excuse me, excuse me, I've always kinda of admired you from a distance and thought you were a beautiful person, I just never said anything and I don't know why. I guess I thought there would be enough time for me to see if you noticed me, or maybe I was just satisfied with just being in your presence. It's all so serious now that you're leaving though, and I really don't know what I'll do.................**cues montage of wild OHoney going away party***

  • His_Mommy623

    hol up guhl dont forget TINY *watching tiny run after u*

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DCtrmbuSKpQ ChaCha

    ALBoy says:

    sending nameless dude out to the car with Ohoney have fun shawty see you when you have time congratulations on the new Position though

    C'mere nameless boy...she forgot about me too... NOW WHO GON CLEAN ALL THIS SHYT UP ....WHERE IS YSO BODY BUILT WRONG AZZ :waiting:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U942ZUY7aek OHoney

    AWESOME ARSENAL says:
    sees Ohoney leaving……excuse me, excuse me, I’ve always kinda of admired you from a distance and thought you were a beautiful person, I just never said anything and I don’t know why. I guess I thought there would be enough time for me to see if you noticed me, or maybe I was just satisfied with just being in your presence. It’s all so serious now that you’re leaving though, and I really don’t know what I’ll do……………..**cues montage of wild OHoney going away party***
    __________________________________________________________________________
    Y am I still on here reading these....see what ya'll do to me?? Gotta go bye Arsenal

  • ySoSerious

    :bye: @ OHoney

    :wail:

  • His_Mommy623

    @awesome pls take the pictures of me on stilts knocking honey in head out..

    #shamefulmoment :rofl:

  • CFREE

    ALBoy says:

    cfree where you been i been dancing for the last three hours you good some you can still get half the tips though

    Had to go hustle up on sum chips in the VIP Room

  • http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco

    hol up guhl dont forget TINY *watching tiny run after u*
    ________________
    :lol:
    @OHONEY
    Cuz it's hard to quit us :lol

    ALBOY
    COME HITHER MANDINGO :lol:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DCtrmbuSKpQ ChaCha

    OHoney says:

    Cha-Cha I personally said bye to you but my comment is awaiting moderation cause i put my email address in it!!

    Awwwwww :love: good luck Mamacita mucho besos :kiss: ... *cues Jeffersons moving on up :danban1:

  • mirsmommy

    :bye: OHoney

    :cry: I's sure gon miss u.

  • Ms. Thickness

    HIS DOES THE CUT OUT SQUEAL

  • ALBoy

    okay @cfree make that money
    oh no CHA CHA that was her fantasy But whats up with you? you know i saved my real special moves for you right :yes:

  • His_Mommy623

    alright im out ya'll *still sniffling* I shall see the remaining nutjobs on monday :nite: well i might pop back up later :lol:

  • His_Mommy623

    @thickums it has an oink button!

  • Ms. Thickness

    :bye: HISSY POO...IM OUT TO.. I NEED TO DO SOME WORK BEFORE I GO...GOING TO A DRAG SHOW WITH MY AUNT FOR HER B-DAY SO I WILL TELL YA'LL ABOUT LATER...HIT ME ON THE ADDY IF YOU NEED ME.

  • ALBoy

    tiny trying to say bye yall
    Tiny i wes wanna say ..... dis wuz a nice pardy um ....tip Omg Squeal run out

  • AWESOME ARSENAL

    turns on Love by Musiq cuz drunk black folks can't not sing it when it comes on.

    I ain't cleanin this shyt up

  • ALBoy

    Alright His holla at you later

  • ALBoy

    We aint cleaning up burn it down we got insurance :yes:

  • http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco

    cues Jeffersons moving on up
    _____________________
    :lol:

    Okay whose left me Alboy and Arsenal :lol: the things that may you go hmmmm :think:

  • ySoSerious

    @ Cha Cha

    (looks at all the confetti, used thongs, discarded pasties, condom wrappers, K-Y smears, man milk stains and coochie residue etc.)

    I ain't cleaning up shyt.

    (hoist her azz off stage to go home and soak in some Epsom salts)

  • http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco

    Burn it down to burn the evidence is more like :wink:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TpE9GpqBD60 Ace

    just got to a place where i could log on...

    looks like ya'll burned this bish down...good job..should happen every friday...

    anyone here left to tell me what happened...i really dont want to read 400 posts

  • ALBoy

    is the party ova i just changed into my MCM wind breaker

  • AWESOME ARSENAL

    puts Hall of Fame thong back in its frame........................till next time

  • ALBoy

    we set it up that way i heard your fantasy choco :no:

  • MissHarlem

    :wail: I was soooooo busy with my Fiance and her love spot that I didnt even get to say goodbye and that is a huge NOOOOO to ALBOY no you may not hunt for the starburst besides *burp* I dont ate it all and the juices too

  • CFREE

    :cya:HIS

  • http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco

    @Alboy
    nope parties not over for me I got another 45 in this bish
    soo ummm lets just continue where we left off shall we :wink:

    Acccceee we threw a going away party for OHONEY and we had strippers, drinks, pole and lap dances, Alboy was close to committing adultery :lol: a normal Friday on SR :wink:

  • ALBoy

    there was a going away party for Ohoney strippers drank bubbles lube semi orgy and its about to be an after party team type thang wit choco

  • http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco

    we set it up that way i heard your fantasy choco
    __________________
    No comment you went there and a lot of what I say in jest you gotta remember boo this is for entertainment purposes

  • ALBoy

    oh okay Miss lick your lips to see what i missed out on is that tropical starburst?

  • http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco

    Ace
    What kept you so busy today?

  • ALBoy

    i meant :yes: choco my fault

  • mirsmommy

    *comes back to the party bucket-naked, pops a wheelie on the hot pink Ducati 848*

    What I miss yall?????

  • http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco

    @Alboy
    Now you took the fun out of the fantasy and joke :lol: IDK what to say now :rofl:

  • MissHarlem

    *licks lips and notices several colors*

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TpE9GpqBD60 Ace

    Choco says:

    Ace
    What kept you so busy today
    --------------------------------------------------

    work...sonsabishs ...made me miss OHoney party...

    choco you have my permission to give her a gift on your choice...

  • ALBoy

    what they here surrounding you and everything we ready

  • http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco

    *comes back to the party bucket-naked, pops a wheelie on the hot pink Ducati 848*
    ___________________
    I was gonna try and entice Arsenal and Alboy into a e-threesome but then Ace showed up and I thought hmmm maybe too much but you back and buk naked so lets get this :party: started :wink:

  • ALBoy

    three some rules dudes dont touch period :no: leh go

  • http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco

    what they here surrounding you and everything we ready
    ____________
    K I'm standing in the middle of the room with nothing on and I'm shimmering becuz I'm cold so in ROLE PLAY I'm lil Red Riding HOOD since your the wolf you have to tell what happens next GO!

    @Ace I got u boo I know you wanna send it to her tho she left her email in this thread

  • ALBoy

    mirs where is that sprite can at?

  • ySoSerious

    @ mirs

    Nothing but you are just in time to clean up.

    (pushes rubber gloves, broom, mop bucket, sponges, rags, scrubbers, Clorox, Lysol, Air Wick, Glade, and FABULOSO at you.)

    My work here is done.

  • http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco

    three some rules dudes dont touch period
    __________________
    I would certainly hope not :hurl:

  • ALBoy

    the wolf creeps up behind you and grabs you by the neck and whispers theres no getting away now

  • ySoSerious

    @ ALBoy

    It's only gay if the balls touch. :thumbsup:

  • ALBoy

    YSO baby i told you i got it you dont have to do nothing we burning it down after this anyway go wait in the car i need to talk to choco for a while better yet take the car i will call you sat evening

  • http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco

    Red turns around and feels something GRANDIOSE poking at her stomach and looks down and say MY WHAT BIG PEEN you have....

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TpE9GpqBD60 Ace

    lol..i was just about to say...

    It smells like ass in here...then i saw ySo gravi...

    choco you see #459?

  • http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco

    YSO baby i told you i got it you dont have to do nothing we burning it down after this anyway go wait in the car i need to talk to choco for a while better yet take the car i will call you sat evening
    ________________________
    :lol: He's becoming my fukn ecrush

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TpE9GpqBD60 Ace

    oh hold on..Choco and Al got some shit going on up in here i think i'll head to the car with you YSO

  • http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco

    @Ace
    you know I can't see gravi's you have to send it to me

    SHHHH the wolf is coming after me he just may find me :rofl:

  • http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco

    i’ll head to the car with you YSO
    _____________
    whispers I'm still yo friend :lol:

  • mirsmommy

    ALBoy says:

    mirs where is that sprite can at?
    ___________________________

    I swallowed it. :-D

  • http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco

    @Ace
    Yeah boo see 463....

  • ySoSerious

    Okay @ ALBoy

    Just be safe and don't break nothing that I might want to use later. :wink:

    (looks around for Pretty Meat since my night is suddenly W I D E open)

  • http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco

    I swallowed it. :grin:
    ____________________
    :dead: :lol:

  • mirsmommy

    Yall ain't gon leave me to clean up this ish.

    *pours gasoline all over, lights match, flicks it on the floor, revs up Ducati, wheelies out the front door*

    Let the muthaflucka burn.

  • ySoSerious

    @ Ace

    That's what I'm talking about. :yes:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TpE9GpqBD60 Ace

    @ySo

    Now which car is yours....i'll walk you to it...

  • ySoSerious

    Um...mirs...I think Choco and ALBoy was still in one of the back rooms. You might want to wheelie your azz to a lawyer. :rofl:

  • ALBoy

    screams at Ace hey bruh make sure she gets home safe whispers that a good dude trustworthy :yes:

  • http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco

    @Alboy
    FUK Screaming at ACE Red is getting poked in her stomach by some abnormally large object - what's a girl to do :lol:

  • mirsmommy

    ySoSerious says:

    Um…mirs…I think Choco and ALBoy was still in one of the back rooms. You might want to wheelie your azz to a lawyer.
    _____________________________

    I gotta alibi, right @Ace & Yso???? :lol:

  • http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco

    I think Choco and ALBoy was still in one of the back rooms. You might want to wheelie your azz to a lawyer
    ________________________________
    :rofl: I love you guhL

  • ALBoy

    yea choco the better to gag you with my dear as i bite and suck your lip and push your head down

  • ySoSerious

    @ Ace

    The big black one? :shrugs:

    (I really don't know shyt about cars)

    But no worries, I have my alarm key; we'll just look until something beeps. :lol:

  • mirsmommy

    *loads then cocks nine*

    I said, I gotta alibi, right Ace and Yso???

  • ALBoy

    wait is that smoke kicks the window out throws choco over my shoulder and jumps out the window

  • mirsmommy

    Damn, my shyt jammed. Let's try this again.

    *loads and cawks nine*

    I said, I gotta alibi, right Ace and Yso???

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TpE9GpqBD60 Ace

    ySoSerious says:

    @ Ace

    The big black one? :shrugs:

    (I really don’t know shyt about cars)

    But no worries, I have my alarm key; we’ll just look until something beeps. :lol:
    ------------------------------------------------------------------------

    ell its a pretty big parking lot..let go to my car and i'll drive you to yours...mines is that silver IS 250 over there..

  • ySoSerious

    I totally got your back mirs. :thumbsup:

    #teamratnation
    #ratstackssalute

    Besides, I think they're becoming to busy to notice. The firefighters are in for quite a scene when they finally show up. :lol:

  • http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco

    @Alboy
    :heart: you K gagging
    head is down Red is gagging but still sucking and holding onto it she loves it the taste the feel she calls it her pacifier now that WOLF is ready to mate - how does he TAKE RED...

    Don't take forever getting back to me I fifteen min before I know if WOLF rapes RED or NOT :wink:

  • ALBoy

    breathing heavy looks around the corner see the gun play say everything happens for a reason and takes chocos car to the spot

  • mirsmommy

    ySoSerious says:

    I totally got your back mirs.

    #teamratnation
    #ratstackssalute
    ____________________________________

    *puts nine away, throws up RAT STACKS gang signs*

    I still might have to shoot Ace in the azz if he don't answer my question, tho.

  • ySoSerious

    @ Ace

    Okay. You lead, I'll follow. At least until we get where we're going. :wink:

  • http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco

    *loads and cawks nine*

    I said, I gotta alibi, right Ace and Yso???
    _____________________
    :lol: smh :lol:

  • ALBoy

    wolf is a dog so he pulls red up by the hair then bends her over licks her down her back and slams deep.....

  • http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco

    Choco/Red or whoever the fuk I am :lol: fuk it ALBOY do you rape me at the spot I mean like ravage my body even tho I consent to :hump: I wanna know if your rough and built ford tough :wink: tell me quickly how do you take me :lol:

  • ySoSerious

    @ mirs

    At least let me get the keys to the car from him first.

    #GirlPower
    #ChicksBeforeD!cks

  • mirsmommy

    ALBoy says:

    wolf is a dog so he pulls red up by the hair then bends her over licks her down her back and slams deep…..
    _________________________________________

    :blink: That wolf sounding just like my damn husband in that comment. Nicca, that better not be yo azz!!!!!!

    *cawks nine*

  • http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco

    wolf is a dog so he pulls red up by the hair then bends her over licks her down her back and slams deep…..
    _________________
    Exhale I knew it I'm yours now :wink: good and bad role/fantasy huh your lucky wife tonite :lol:

  • mirsmommy

    ySoSerious says:

    @ mirs

    At least let me get the keys to the car from him first.

    #GirlPower
    #ChicksBeforeD!cks
    _____________________________________

    I got chu bew. Get his azz for some money, too.

    #gangmember

  • ALBoy

    rough pinching your nipples while slamming deep in you

  • http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco

    That wolf sounding just like my damn husband in that comment. Nicca, that better not be yo azz!!!!!!

    *cawks nine*
    ______________________
    :rofl: damn :rofl:

  • http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco

    rough pinching your nipples while slamming deep in you
    _____________
    I love all of this wow 6 1 huh are you a chocolate brother - you can slam her she stay wet and warm making sure the shaft don't squirm!

  • ALBoy

    @mirs i can e be who you want me to be but put the gun down

  • http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco

    I got chu bew. Get his azz for some money, too.

    #gangmember
    ____________________
    :lol: yall are killing me and I'm trying to release :lol:

  • ALBoy

    yes i am chocolate squeeze the monkey tight i aint going no where

  • http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco

    i can e be who you want me to be but put the gun down
    ____________________
    :rofl:

  • ySoSerious

    @ mirs

    Done and done.

    (adjusts doo rag and flashes gold toof)

  • http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco

    yes i am chocolate squeeze the monkey tight i aint going no where
    ________________________
    If this were only true :lol: OMG Nichole truly appreciates the love letter you wrote her - she is absotuley moist with desire - so uhhhh about that rape scene :lol:

  • mirsmommy

    ALBoy says:

    @mirs i can e be who you want me to be but put the gun down
    ________________________________

    I'm just sayin, that comment sounded like some of the moves my Hubby be doin on me. Had me ready to start bussin off shots.

  • mirsmommy

    ySoSerious says:

    @ mirs

    Done and done.

    (adjusts doo rag and flashes gold toof)
    ___________________________

    No gold teeth, we got ruff edges in this gang. :lol:

  • ALBoy

    wolf grabs red and shoves her off of him while she is still dazed he pick her up and proceeds to pound away at her petite frame

  • ySoSerious

    @ mirs

    My bad.

    (takes out gold toof, replaces it with heavy duty aluminum foil)

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TpE9GpqBD60 Ace

    :offtopic:

    had a convo with the ex last week she was tell me about this so called asshole friend trying to court her....well last Saturday her her white BFF and him ended up in a naked wrestling match...

    and she was talking to me like it was so disrespectful of him and shit to be all on her bff with all three of them the bed ...she was lkike i'm glad you(me) respected her more...

    I damn near cussed her out...a nigga don't want here all this trhreesome sex shit and then get hit with your the nice guy...BS...and she knew i wanted that shit.. :mad: *Sideeyes Choco*

  • ALBoy

    Wait red do you hear something sounds like someone coming through the back door

  • http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco

    @Alboy
    I so enjoyed this e sex talk with you - I'm headed out one day you should send me a pic no stalker just wanna picture your face when necessary mmmm so WOW I can't stop thinkn of your techniq :champ: well done BIG MAN ON CAMPUS :kiss: Im out be safe everyone until Monday :hugs:

  • http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco

    Wait red do you hear something sounds like someone coming through the back door
    __________________
    Could it be you if so I know the position :wink:

  • http://talkingwithtami.com/blog talkingwithtami

    What the, was that a scarf? lol

  • ALBoy

    im sorry pointing and :rofl: @ ace thats messed up dude

  • http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco

    @Ace
    Why am I getting the side eye I didn't do anything and I did respond to to you I said see comment 463... nicca I didn't give the advice on how to get the threesome that was GGOUCH some women like for a man to take control you got one willing party stop talking to that bish until she give you a threesome best remedy for that and don't say I never gave you anything :hugs: hit me on email if you like

  • ALBoy

    okay choco i guess i will tell the hired gang members no train tonight okay then holla at you next week

  • mirsmommy

    Ace says:

    had a convo with the ex last week she was tell me about this so called asshole friend trying to court her….well last Saturday her her white BFF and him ended up in a naked wrestling match…

    and she was talking to me like it was so disrespectful of him and **** to be all on her bff with all three of them the bed …she was lkike i’m glad you(me) respected her more…

    I damn near cussed her out…a nigga don’t want here all this trhreesome sex **** and then get hit with your the nice guy…BS…and she knew i wanted that ****.. *Sideeyes Choco*
    _____________________________

    You shoulda cussed that azz out.

    Since you here, *cawks nine*, I set the building on fire while ALBoy and Choco was in the back room. You my alibi, right???

    *lightly touches your lip with my fingertip, slides my finger down to your chest, and points nine at your peen*

    Right????

  • http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco

    okay choco i guess i will tell the hired gang members no train tonight okay then holla at you next week
    ___________________
    Great advice I don't wanna a train now I got a wolfman :wink:

    SR BISHES stand down and back away from Alboy :rofl: Im out yall!

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TpE9GpqBD60 Ace

    this happened before the GG guide to a threesome i just never brought it up until this post reminded me of it..*cough*

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TpE9GpqBD60 Ace

    I got you Mir!

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TpE9GpqBD60 Ace

    Burn this bitch down.. :mad:

  • http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco

    *lightly touches your lip with my fingertip, slides my finger down to your chest, and points nine at your peen*
    __________________________
    :rofl: Should've left when I had a chance why did I come back to this :rofl:

  • mirsmommy

    Ace says:

    I got you Mir!
    ___________________________

    *puts nine away*

    Thanks bew :kiss:

  • ALBoy

    okay choco choke kiss next time i wont be so nice

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TpE9GpqBD60 Ace

    And mir...if they dont make it out it's on them...we were at the waffle house...you had the ommeltte i had steak and eggs.

  • ySoSerious

    @ Choco

    Get yo azz out of here. Gone now. Git. :lol:

    (shakes head)

    Po thang been dyckmatized.

    @ ALBoy

    You call yourself the big bad wolf but you done let the cougar out of her cage. You gone have a hell of a time getting her claws out your azz now, my friend. :no:

  • ALBoy

    IM just e friends with everybody..... So how you doing in my joey from friends voice

  • mirsmommy

    :bye: Choco.

    @ Ace, don't forget to tell them what I was wearing. A black and hot pink motorcycle suit, and my jacket said "Bad Bish" on the back, with the RAT STACKS gang signs on it.

  • http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco

    Choking me is nice you keep luring me back wait until the shoot is on the other foot would tell you to hit via email but I digress we got way to hot and heavy to day to take it off line - Monday Honey :kiss:

  • mirsmommy

    ySoSerious says:

    @ Choco

    Get yo azz out of here. Gone now. Git.

    (shakes head)

    Po thang been dyckmatized.

    @ ALBoy

    You call yourself the big bad wolf but you done let the cougar out of her cage. You gone have a hell of a time getting her claws out your azz now, my friend.
    ___________________________

    :rofl: And she had the nerve to ask for a pic after they had e-sex. :rofl:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TpE9GpqBD60 Ace

    @Mirs i got chu

    I was wearin my red monkey jeans with a long sleeve white t. and some Timbs.

  • http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco

    You gone have a hell of a time getting her claws out your azz now, my friend.
    ___________________
    Not true the lights goes off just as quick as it's turned on most of you know this about me - :waves:

  • ALBoy

    okay choco next week then

  • mirsmommy

    :lol: @ Choco. You just can't walk away now, can you???? :lol:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TpE9GpqBD60 Ace

    nice guys finishes last bullshit..see if i do some nice chit again

    Mir that shit on 5 alarm status yet?!? burn that bish... down need some help?

  • ySoSerious

    @ mirs

    Hell, if they hadn't inhaled all that smoke from that *ahem* accidental fire, they probably would have been puffing and passing post coitus as well. :lol:

  • ALBoy

    choco if you staying its story time :yes:

  • mirsmommy

    Ace says:

    nice guys finishes last bull****..see if i do some nice chit again

    Mir that **** on 5 alarm status yet?!? burn that bish… down need some help?
    ______________________________________

    Nah, I'm good bew. I set that fire in Comment 480. That shyt done burned to the ground already. :lol:

  • ySoSerious

    @ Ace

    She already did, with Choco and ALBoy still inside. That's why she needed the alibi. :lol:

    (keep up or mirs is gonna pull that nine on your azz again)

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TpE9GpqBD60 Ace

    look deep into #519 and you see why you gettin my help cause that 9 do'nt scare me...

  • mirsmommy

    ySoSerious says:

    @ Ace

    She already did, with Choco and ALBoy still inside. That’s why she needed the alibi.

    (keep up or mirs is gonna pull that nine on your azz again)

    __________________________________

    :lol: I might have to use the Desert Eagle on that azz. :lol:

  • http://www.twitter.com/cocoabana Cocoabana

    Ya'll still at it, huh?

    :coffee: <------------really Strawberry Nesquik

  • ALBoy

    Walks up to mirs coughing and choking man somebody forgot we was in there we had to jump out the back window we good though cough we good

  • ySoSerious

    @ Ace

    Would my agreeing to an e-threesome give you something to live for?*

    *Not that I'm agreeing to any such thing, mind you, just asking a question.

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TpE9GpqBD60 Ace

    @cocoa

    You didn't see me at no party did you...?

  • ALBoy

    YSO that dont count :no:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TpE9GpqBD60 Ace

    yso not deep enough...read #545 right after....

  • http://www.twitter.com/cocoabana Cocoabana

    Nah Ace, I don't know what you talkin bout man.

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xt5ghXdq6Z0 kingstonn

    dang, y'all still in here? :lol:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TpE9GpqBD60 Ace

    Cocoabana says:

    Nah Ace, I don’t know what you talkin bout man
    -------------------------------------------------------------

    good :thumbsup: you didn't see Mirs either right?

  • ySoSerious

    @ Cocoa

    (RECENTLY ON AS THE ROSE TURNS)

    Choco and ALBoy just had rough e-sex and me and Ace are providing alibis to mirs cause she set the club on fire with them still in the back to avoid having to clean up the mes we made during OHoney's going away party. Meanwhile, Ace is depressed cause he really wants a threesome and his girl is literally playing head games with him.

    :coffee:

  • mirsmommy

    @ Cocoa and Kingstonn

    Yall missed OHoney's goin away party.

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TpE9GpqBD60 Ace

    @Yso now take my real life story and apply it to what just went on tonight

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xt5ghXdq6Z0 kingstonn

    @ Mirs... NOOOOOOOO! what post was it in?

  • ySoSerious

    @ Ace

    Sorry Pretty Meat, you're on your own then bruh. :shrugs:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TpE9GpqBD60 Ace

    kingstonn says:

    @ Mirs… NOOOOOOOO! what post was it in?
    -----------------------------------------------------------

    accidental fire Burnt the post down(your standing in its ashes)

  • mirsmommy

    ySoSerious says:

    @ Cocoa

    (RECENTLY ON AS THE ROSE TURNS)

    Choco and ALBoy just had rough e-sex and me and Ace are providing alibis to mirs cause she set the club on fire with them still in the back to avoid having to clean up the mes we made during OHoney’s going away party. Meanwhile, Ace is depressed cause he really wants a threesome and his girl is literally playing head games with him
    _________________________________

    @ Ace, you see this shyt???? I think we might have to take out Yso. She done told on us by mistake.

    Cues Jada's line in Go Head, "And it hurts when you gotta kill a nicca you love."

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TpE9GpqBD60 Ace

    @yso who have i done something "nice" for recently?

  • ySoSerious

    @ kingstonn

    You're already in it. :yes:

  • ALBoy

    the party was tastefully done :coffee: <=====champipple (c) Fred G Sanford

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TpE9GpqBD60 Ace

    @Yso..

    ah gawd damn YsO ..why you go an have to open you mouth about the fire...

    *starts cursing while grabing some duct tape*

  • http://www.twitter.com/cocoabana Cocoabana

    :dead: @ YSO. I was reading the post and working, chit was funny as hell.

  • mirsmommy

    Ace says:

    @Yso..

    ah gawd damn YsO ..why you go an have to open you mouth about the fire…

    *starts cursing while grabing some duct tape*
    ____________________________________

    *grabs the rope, acid, lye, and the shovel*

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xt5ghXdq6Z0 kingstonn

    aw man. we had a medical emergency at work so i was actually working.

    i hope someone poured out some liquor for me. :cry:

  • ALBoy

    Mirs YSO is my baby but she told everybodies busy so if she come up missing :shrug: everything happens for a reason

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TpE9GpqBD60 Ace

    @mir

    I got a vacant on 54th..already prepped...nail gun in the car.

  • mirsmommy

    ALBoy says:

    Mirs YSO is my baby but she told everybodies busy so if she come up missing everything happens for a reason
    ____________________________

    :yes: Glad to have you on board, and don't have to body two folks tonight. :lol:

  • ySoSerious

    Cocoa and kingtonn are with us. Aren't you girls?

    (drags out bag of cement a bucket of water)

    #SRMafia

  • mirsmommy

    Ace says:

    @mir

    I got a vacant on 54th..already prepped…nail gun in the car.
    _______________________________________

    I'll meet you there.

    *hops in the tinted out hoopty with the stolen plates*

  • mirsmommy

    ySoSerious says:

    Cocoa and kingtonn are with us. Aren’t you girls?

    (drags out bag of cement a bucket of water)

    #SRMafia
    _________________________________

    *side eye @ Yso*

    @ Cocoa and Kingtonn, "either get down, or lay down" , What's it gon be???
    *pulls out desert eagle*

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TpE9GpqBD60 Ace

    @ALboy

    I cant be a :hater: you got it in tonight..but in the process you probably ruin me being nice to anyone else...

    *hops in a black SUV pops in a unknown 3-6 Mafia song and rides out*

  • ySoSerious

    Damn. Fukk all y'all. Fam my azz. I won't go down without a fight.

    (starts throwing Limburger cheese and Trois DVDs to distract mirs and Ace)

  • http://www.twitter.com/cocoabana Cocoabana

    I lays down.

  • His_Mommy623

    :dead: ya'll need jaysus!

  • mirsmommy

    ySoSerious says:

    Damn. Fukk all y’all. Fam my azz. I won’t go down without a fight.

    (starts throwing Limburger cheese and Trois DVDs to distract mirs and Ace)
    ________________________________________

    :no: Can't shake us, babe. They better be down, or we gon have to take out all 3 of yall.

  • ALBoy

    throws YSO the leys to the ride go go get out of here i will hold them off..... hold up yall stop hitting me aint no brakes on that car

  • mirsmommy

    @Kingtonn takin too long to respond. Yso, you gon have to body her, since you told.

  • mirsmommy

    His_Mommy623 says:

    ya’ll need jaysus!
    __________________________________

    *hides nine and Desert Eagle*

    Don't they???? Let's go to church, and pray for these ninjaz.

  • ALBoy

    I dont know @ace some women want to try to make a bad boy out of the nice guy hence trying to bring her friend over :yes: but it on you whatever works

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TpE9GpqBD60 Ace

    *pulls up in front of a fleeing Yso and rolls down the window*

    Look here...get in the car...stop this foolishness..no point in running you snitched...and we can't have that...so make this easy on yourself and we will make it easy on you...

  • His_Mommy623

    I leave and come back and ninjas still cutting a monkey.. gawd i adore u assbags!

    Mirs :hug:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TpE9GpqBD60 Ace

    ALBoy says:

    I dont know @ace some women want to try to make a bad boy out of the nice guy hence trying to bring her friend over but it on you whatever works
    ------------------------------------------------------------------------

    lol i was talkin about you esexing choco after i was all nice to her and chit last week...hehe

  • His_Mommy623

    smh @ Al and Ace :rofl:

    and Yso has revived that dayum gravi i see... :lol:

  • mirsmommy

    His_Mommy623 says:

    I leave and come back and ninjas still cutting a monkey.. gawd i adore u assbags!

    Mirs
    ____________________________

    Heyyy His :hug: You see they in here cuttin up as usual.

  • ALBoy

    oh whats up his the party wont end i told them we need to shut it down but no calling me lame and what not jerks sooo you busy

  • CFREE

    ya'll still gettin it in huh

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TpE9GpqBD60 Ace

    @mirs

    I think we need to lay low...to many eyes on us now...

  • ALBoy

    @ace oh that nah we just friends is all she good people

  • ySoSerious

    This YSO person sounds like a real shady character. Tell me what she looks like and I'll be sure to send her your way if I see her. :thumbsup:

  • mirsmommy

    Ace says:

    @mirs

    I think we need to lay low…to many eyes on us now…
    ______________________________

    :yes: I'm wit chu on that one.

  • ALBoy

    cfree whats up you back? Im out yall Next tuesday then
    ROOLLLLLLL TIDE ROLL WOOO!

  • mirsmommy

    ySoSerious says:

    This YSO person sounds like a real shady character. Tell me what she looks like and I’ll be sure to send her your way if I see her.
    _______________________________

    :rofl: You good for now Yso.

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TpE9GpqBD60 Ace

    ALBoy says:

    @ace oh that nah we just friends is all she good people
    ---------------------------------------------------------------------------

    :rofl: no need sugar coat it...you aint at fault...chit i'm throwin you props

  • ALBoy

    :rofl: YSO that gravi you stay on them gravis or gravI plural whatever

  • His_Mommy623

    @Yso, I swear im gna shank ur crazy ass :dead:

  • CFREE

    just being nosey seeing who stayed for the da afta party. Im out, ya'll have a splendid weekend!

  • mirsmommy

    :bye: AlBoy and CFree

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TpE9GpqBD60 Ace

    finally 600 posts..Post is DOA

    alright yaw...i'm out...

    @mirs i'm layin low i'll contact you when the heat is lifted...

  • His_Mommy623

    I am out heffas :hug: s all around...again :lol:

  • ySoSerious

    Wait...YSO's here?! Right now?! The chick with a 1000 Gravis?

    I'd better watch my back then, huh? No telling what sneaky chit she'll be trying to pull next.

  • mirsmommy

    Aight Ace, I got chu.

    I'm out, too. Yall have a good weekend. :bye:

  • ySoSerious

    I saw someone claiming to be your YSO, she said to tell y'all goodnight then she ran off down the street. I hope she's okay. It's a dangerous world out there.

  • pointhimout

    i like the jacket, but please, please, let siovaughn have her scarf back. i think when you first come into the money, you buy bigger than needed. it's good to see he's maturing and buying comfortable as opposed to outrageous. #noted