Flasher messes with the wrong woman on subway

His dumb perverted azz lucky his azz ain’t get cut or shot. People gon learn to stop the foolishness that they’re doing.

jazzyiest says:

I’m with you Sandra. Why do these “manly men” keep asking this dude to see his penis??!?? They’re like half listening to what the lady is saying but keep asking ‘ole boy to look at his schlong. Eeewwhhhh!!!
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Bishazzness at its finest!!!! SMFH.

Heyyy AL

@ Candi, I saw that chit, too.

candibfly says:

they don’t have trains in LA where he lives. only carts pulled by alligators and those boats with the big fans on the back
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You ain’t right.

Krysi!!!

Thickness, you got mail.

Man, I just don’t care™ says:

How yall goin encourage her to knock my drink outta my hand and chit?
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Should we encourage her to cut you and ya peen instead????

@ WUT, please stop, and slowly back away from your computer, but please change that gravi first.

iscream says:

Lawd I swear this happened to me before. The train was crowded to the point I couldn’t move or look down but I kept feeling something familiar rubbing on my hand. Once the next stop came (it was an express train) and some people got off sure enough this white mf’er was rubbing his penis on my hand. I screamed and cussed so loud he ran off the train. People were looking at me like I was crazy. I simple told them don’t look at me he was rubbing his penis on my hand.

SN: Charlamange the God will be making a return to NY radio replacing that boring behind Ed Lover.
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Ewwwww.

I can’t wait til Charlamagne gets back on the air. :woot:

Choco says:

@YSO
Y NOT you should give us a show let us know what you would do to MAN if he WAS your type I wanna know! Want some ideas to inspire you?
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Who got Choco’s azz started????

Man, I just don’t care™ says:

@STR8
“you sound a lil nervous

*passes man some papertowels* You sweatin’ dawg”
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Thanks dawg…
**starts patting forhead**
These hoes was ready to lynch my black azz.
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Do I need to carve azzhole on ya peen, too????

candibfly says:

do it mirs!
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*writes “azz” on Man’s peen with the shank*

Unfortunately, “azzhole” wouldn’t fit.

Man, I just don’t care™ says:

@T (I just can’t call you no “Tink Tink” dawg)
“Damn @MAN, what did you do to these hoes beautiful, gifted, young ladies up in here that they wanna cut, shank, and hang you.”
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I don’t even much know dawg! You know they don’t know how to treat a GOOD MAN these days!

I fuggin tell ya.
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Show me a GOOD MAN, and I’ll tell you how to treat one. Show me an AZZHOLE, and I’ll tell you where to bury that nicca’s body.

BROWNSUGAPOET says:

WHAT IN THEEE HELL HAVE I MISSED!
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You missed Man callin us birds, and then you missed me killin his azz, and burying his body.

Krysi J says:

*points Tank missile launch in Man’s direction*

*aims*……………

“if theres anybody in here….that don’t wanna get e-murdered…get tha fukkkkkk ouuuuuut”

*jumps out the tank wit a tommy* “FLOCKA!!”
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Get his azz, Krysi!!!

I see Tink wanna got shot too, huh?

*cawks nine*

Man, I just don’t care™ says:

**Mystikal voice**
“You lookin ‘fo me?”
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AWESOME ARSENAL says:

@Al
The girls in here have gone wild sparked by Krysi J’s appearance. They’re on a manhunt beginning with Man…………………
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It started when Man called us women, birds.

*shoots at Man’s azz*

Man, I just don’t care™ says:

@KRYSI

OH HAIL NAW! I AIN’T GOIN OUT EASY!
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*sneaks up behind Man, hits his azz in the back of the head with the butt of the gun, and proceeds to pistol whip the shyt outta his azz*

Man, I just don’t care™ says:

@AWESOME
“I ain’t worried about it, but I have to stay if only to be a witness. Someone has to tell your story……………………….”
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Make sure they know I wasn’t scared! I faced my end like a man and battled till I dropped!
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Bullchit, mofo you cried like Pinky!!!!!

Man, I just don’t care™ says:

@BROWN
“WATERBOARD!
KRYSI I SAY GIVE HIM A BUNCH OF PAPER CUTS IN HIS PEEN AND SACKS AND THE POUR URINE IN THE CUTS!

THEN PUT PEANUT BUTTER ON HIS SACKS AND WHILE HE’S TIED UP AZZ NAKES PUT A BUNCH OF THOSE BROOKLYN RATS IN THERE WITH HIM! YOU KNPW THEM SOME BIG SUMBISHES

DONT KILL HIM TOO FAST”
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How you goin instigate this chit???? You should be telling her to calm down!

None of this is called for!
**cautiously stands up in front of Krysi J**
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*hits Man over the head with the bat*

Sit the fluck down, mofo!!!!!

YSoSerious says:

@ALBoy

Choco is the only one standing between you and date with some serious pain. You STILL wanna tell somebody to be grateful?
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*grabs machete to handle AL’s azz*

Krysi J says:

WATERBOARD!
KRYSI I SAY GIVE HIM A BUNCH OF PAPER CUTS IN HIS PEEN AND SACKS AND THE POUR URINE IN THE CUTS!

THEN PUT PEANUT BUTTER ON HIS SACKS AND WHILE HE’S TIED UP AZZ NAKES PUT A BUNCH OF THOSE BROOKLYN RATS IN THERE WITH HIM! YOU KNPW THEM SOME BIG SUMBISHES

DONT KILL HIM TOO FAST

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:thinks: OK….lets try dat shyt!!! grabs rusted razor………who got the pee and shyt…cause I don’t R.Kelly h o ez???
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Get a big bish that ain’t washed in days to R. Kelly his azz.

Man, I just don’t care™ says:

@KRYSI
“*slaps man from the left* *bAP!* (LOL!!)

So u been on Candi this time huh?? HUH??!!!…”i knew i shudda treated you like a hooker, you ain nuthing but a HIgh PRIced H o e!!” -Gmoney I go off to take care ah bIDNEss and come back to you chasing the same ol azzes *slaps man from the RIght* *baPBAp*….. *points the gun at Man’s waste of a peen* …EXPLAIN YO-SELF niccah!!!???

*Takes bucket of water from Yso and places Tinks paperclips inside still strapped to his chair…..sparks jumper cables and looks at MAN*

I DON’T HEAR YA TALKING…..???!!!”
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**forcefully stands up**

Ok, now fun time is OVER. I figured you would be mad but that you would blow some steam and let it go. I see now that you don’t know how to act.

Now, you better act like you know who I am and show some respect befo I get mad up in here. You know you don’t wanna see me angry.

**walks over to un-tie and release Tink**
Give this nigga his legs back so we can get up outta here. Act like you lost yo’ cot-dayum mind if you want to
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*shoots Man in the left ankle, and right kneecap, turns the gun towards Tink, shoots him in the hand, and the shoulder, cuz his legs are bulletproof*

Fluck you think you is, nicca?!?!?! Sit the fluck down, and shut the fluck up.

*ties Man’s injured azz back up, gags Tink and ties his azz to Man, throws Tinks legs in the incinerator*

Tink Tink says:

It ain’t like to can run away quietly.

“tink tink, tink tink, tink tink…….”
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Did you not see that race….I mite not be able to go away quietly, but once i get my momentum up, not nare one yall gone be able to catch me
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You won’t outrun the bullets in my gun. :coffe: Plus I just unwrapped my Looney Tunes Acme magnet. You ain’t goin nowhere.

ALBoy says:

know your place and you wont get your feelings hurt
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Ahem, *cawks nine*, who who you tawkin to AL?????

Tink Tink says:

@ WOMEN in this post what is the problem
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Can you stop trying to walk to these women, and start I have been gagged, watered down, electricuted, I have no legs cause they in the damn incenerator, and now it seems they have to get me some paper clip arms…..
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You tryna call for help??????
*cuts Tink’s tongue out*

I told yo azz to stop tawkin.

ALBoy says:

Mirs didnt you see i put put the gun down so violent
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When it’s time to put in work, all I see is red.

*cues Biggie’s What’s Beef*

YSoSerious says:

@ALBoy

I see. I’m gonna let Choco handle yo azz. Keep digging that grave though. You gone need it.
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I just handled that fewl. These fewls gon learn to speak only when spoken to.

Man, I just don’t care™ says:

@MIRS
“*cracks Man’s jaw with my iron fist*

You ain’t learned chit yet, huh????? Do I need to cut your fluckin tongue out ya mouth, too?????”
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Ok Ok!
I don’t even know why yall are tripping! This is a big misunderstanding. I have always been a faithful and monogamous man.
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If you say so nicca. You also don’t know when to keep ya mouth shut, or know how to talk to women, respectfully.

Don’t cop no pleas now, just go out with some fluckin dignity.

lakercrazy says:

@man did u just call ***adjust mirsm halo** one of our angels a bytch???? ***kicks man in the balls grabs razor and separetes the jewels** now hold these **hands man his balls**
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*daps Laker, after she washes her hands tho*

Tink Tink says:

***While half the women going after Arsenal, and the others distracted by RHOAfg, I grab my legs (remember to thank YSO for leaving it behind after cleaning her teeth of popcorn), and make a run for it tink…..tink….tink…tink..tink.tinktinktinktinktinktink DEUCES!!!!
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*shoots Tink in the back with the Barrett M82A1 sniper rifle*

I told his azz I could hear them legs a mile away.
*lights , and blows smoke at Arsenal, starts to choke, cuz I’m a non-smoker, then hits Arsenal in the throat for laughin at my non-smokin azz*

AWESOME ARSENAL says:

@Yso
You ain’t gotta tell me thrice. I like my toes. The middle one just had roast beef.
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*hits Arsenal in the throat again*

ALBoy says:

Mirs why you upset you doing all the killing and stabbing why?
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I handles fewls that like to disrespect women. You and Arsenal just got in the way.

ALBoy says:

Oh okay i thought it was about some love triangling
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Krysi handled Man for the love triangling, and I assisted her cuz of his disrespectful mouth.

ALBoy says:

(No comparison) this statement was for CHoco about me not Slick talk straight talk is all ma

I just meant with no disrespect know your place and stay there be patient enjoy the time alloted to you and get your Helen Keller on (keep your mouth shut) no disrepect
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*stabs AL when he closes his eyes for a hug*
Don’t try to tawk slick, and end it with, “no disrespect”, and then close yo eyez round me.