‘Dirty’ Jets coach suspended for the season for tripping Dolphins player
NY Jets trainer Sal Alosi was suspended without pay for the rest of the 2010 season and fined $25,000 for tripping a Dolphins player on the sideline during a game Sunday.
Alosi was caught on video sticking out his left knee to trip Dolphins cornerback Nolan Carroll, who ran out of bounds while covering a punt in the third quarter of Miami’s 10-6 win.
Sal, blinking back fake tears, said on Monday, “I let everybody down yesterday with my actions. My actions were inexcusable and irresponsible.”
“I wasn’t thinking,” Alosi said. “If I could go back and do it again, I sure as heck would take a step back. It was just a situation where I wasn’t thinking.”
Carrol, who twice broke his right leg while playing in high school and college, said he wasn’t angry about the incident.
“We got a ‘W.’ That’s not my problem,” Carroll said. “That’s the Jets’ problem. We just move on. I felt contact, but I’ve got to watch film. I can’t comment on it right now.”
Many outraged fans of the sport believe Alosi should have been fired for his unsportsmanlike conduct. “What about fair play. What about sportsmanship and setting a good example? We know sometimes players go off the rails, but coaches?,” wrote a CBS news reporter.
While others were willing to cut him some slack, such as this comment left on CBS news website:
I think the punishment is fair. Alosi now has the suspension period to reflect on what he did, the poor example he set for his wife, children and the organization, and commit to being a better husband, father and sportsman.
The suspension will begin immediately. General manager Mike Tannenbaum said Alosi will also not be allowed to interact with any players or coaches “as it pertains to his job function.”
“It’s on me,” a contrite Alosi said.
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Bastid.
I can’t believe a coach would stoop this low….
I watched this game…my mouth flew open…cause I couldn’t believe it was happening!!! OMG!!
dumbest action in the history of sports!! I am going to have to put him up there with that ICE Skater chick that broke the other ice skater chicks knee right before the Olympics!!!
His actions are inexcusable.
I was watching that game good thing he didnt get hurt though
That was so low of him. But I have a question, if he is a Christian, does that make this a Christian act of violence? Just wondering
That mess was crazy, I had to laugh at first out of pure and utter disbelief…..
Yeah he OD’d on that one….Straight out of order..I do believe I would’ve headbutted him with my helmet tho..But that’s just me..What’s good for the Goose..
I saw them discuss it on Sportscenter…I think he’ll be out after his suspension is up.
Morning folks!
I didn’t see anybody’s foot out??? …..
BYTCHAZZ!!! 
CIVIL!!!!
dumbest action in the history of sports!! I am going to have to put him up there with that ICE Skater chick that broke the other ice skater chicks knee right before the Olympics!!!
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@ Civil yea ole boy can hang it up!
He knows he was dead wrong for that.
Heyyyy Yall
Al-Ameera says:
That was so low of him. But I have a question, if he is a Christian, does that make this a Christian act of violence? Just wondering
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Hey Krysi!!
@ALBoy…he could have ruined that guys’ career, a sorry and a suspension won’t cut it
Whats up Mirs? Yea he could have seriously hurt the player or himself doing that stupid junk
I am glad the coach wasn’t black and that he did apologize clearly he wasn’t thinking or didn’t think he would get caught one.
The Jets QB is a cutie pie..Hey Papi
That is inexcusable and extremely immature. What if that Dolphins player had broken a bone or tore a muscle? What if that led to him being permanently unable to play ball anymore? The Jets would have to pay out the wazoo. That coach was thinking…childishly
Heyyyy AL
How you?
Yes, he will Civil that was some ole bullchit. The Jets were mad as hell Miami came to NJ and shut chit down.
Is Katt on that stuff????
I’m glad they made him pay for his actions. I heard the jets play dirty anyway.
Hey Civil
nice pic
Very unprofessional. And No Daisy I don’t think he thought he would get caught.
What message does this send to kids watching….cheating is okay? $25,000 isn’t enough!!!
Hey Krysi
LMAO @ AL-Ammerah it’s a religious act
@Mirs your gravi gets me everytime
Whatup AL
Ciara is all over this website. Sandra must not have any control over this particular advertisement.
breezing thru for a second. i actually have work to do today
hi
bye 
The assistant coach should be happy the player didn’t get hurt and that was all he received for his punishment. I was watching Pardon the Interruption yesterday and one of the co-hosts laughed it off as if it wasn’t a big deal. What if he would have gotten injured? What if it would have been a career-ending injury? I can’t believe an assistant coach would be that stupid. It was uncalled for.
I don’t think he thought he would get caught.
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If the camera wasn’t following Nolan down the field they wouldn’t be talking about this right now. They was talking about that on ESPN..
Wow losing must really hurt what a PUNK!
Morning all!
My friend and I was talking about thias last night. This guy should have been ordered to pay the fine then fired on the spot!
Truth whats good Lady did ou enjoy the blizzard this weekend?
It’s not like he’s at a High School game where they can’t play it back or it’s not nationally televised..He’s a dumbass and he needs to be fired ASAPEDLY! Eff a suspension..I’d press charges on him and go full HAM just like a YT person would…
<—Really Dr. Pepper!
he looks hella prejudice to me – they always spout that christianity **** before they lynch your ass…. he need to be fired – nothing happned to dude but what if it did – its the what if we need to be concerned with – next time somebody end up with brain damage… that **** ain’t funny and he should know better.
Hey TT…thanks!!
I would think a trainer would know how damaging an unexpected fall could be to somebody sprinting down the sidelines.
They should make him shave the rest of that receding hairline off and then fire him
Bnatural you are right its all fun and games till this man can’t work.
I am sure things like this happen more than we know but usually its not right on the sideline in the open its usually in the thicket of all the people. 
I wonder what made him think he was going to get away with that?
Whoa! that was not cool at all
and a coach at that. Smh
@Civil that’s what makes it so bad, he should have known the consequences.
This was crazy, but if it wasn’t caught on camera it would’ve been players word against a coach.
Dude will be fired.
ALBoy says:
Truth whats good Lady did ou enjoy the blizzard this weekend?
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Nothing much just taking sometime away from work.. What Blizzard??? we didn’t get anything. How you been?
Daisy
Yes, Mark Sanchez is my boo. The Jets is my team but that was uncalled for. I didn’t watch the game because I seen they we’re losing so I turned but he shouldn’t have done that.
Daisy says:
@Mirs your gravi gets me everytime
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@YSO, did u call that man a “Bastid”
CivilEngineer says:
Hey TT…thanks!!
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Your welcome hun. So are we done with exams?
@MIRS, that ain’t no spicee cajun
more like habanero cause that arse right dere is a extra hawt mess 
Did ya’ll see the “seasonally confused” Ciara on Wendy last evening?? I swear she was a Super hero when she came out there…. She had on Wonder Woman boots,a sweat hoodie,leather jacket equipped with Start Ship trooper shoulder pads, and shorts on, you know… to keep lady like…..
You are crazy
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Prozen
Thetruth32 says:
CivilEngineer says:
Hey TT…thanks!!
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Your welcome hun. So are we done with exams?
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Yes, my break has officially started! How are you?
Whats up ya’ll… Whats good?
Yeah…
that’s the way you show your true colors… numbnuttz
MIRRRrrrrSSssss
DAISY 
@Choco *Heavy Hatian accent* No! She’s crazy!
CFREE says:
@MIRS, that ain’t no spicee cajun more like habanero cause that arse right dere is a extra hawt mess
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Heyyyyy Cfree, Krysi, Phrozen, Wut, Civil, everybody
Anybody live around St. Louis? How much snow yall got? I’m coming that way Friday..
THA HAIL IS MY GRAVI
Phrozen1der says:
Did ya’ll see the “seasonally confused” Ciara on Wendy last evening?? I swear she was a Super hero when she came out there…. She had on Wonder Woman boots,a sweat hoodie,leather jacket equipped with Start Ship trooper shoulder pads, and shorts on, you know… to keep lady like…..
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Hey MIRSMOMMY!
DotGammit!!! Meeting at 12 talk to yall later!!!
CHA CHA!!!
I sure did. I shoulda said STUPID bastid.
Hey Phro.
WUT’s gravi stinks
Heyyyy Yso and Choco
@CHACHA
HEY MAMAS WHAT HAPPEN TO GRAVI???
Hey Mirs.
I know someone mentioned it up thread but, can anyone tell me why Ciara is all in my grill this morning?
HI beautiful @ Krysi …CHOCO boo
CivilEngineer says:
Thetruth32 says:
CivilEngineer says:
Hey TT…thanks!!
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Your welcome hun. So are we done with exams?
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Yes, my break has officially started! How are you?
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Well I hope you passed everything so you can stay on FB…lol anyway, I’m doing good. My last week at work until the new year… love it.
But then, I guess I should be glad I’m not staring straight into her birth canal this time.
Hey Cha Cha and YSO
How are yall today?
Hey Truth.
I’m cold and tired and bored but otherwise…
YSoSerious says:
But then, I guess I should be glad I’m not staring straight into her birth canal this time.
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Poor ChaCha.
Woo woo woo. Woo woo woo.
(goes to kick Gravatar’s azz)
@Yso
@ChaCha waddap
@Everyone
@Mirs right!
YSoSerious says:
Hey Truth.
I’m cold and tired and bored but otherwise…
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Yeah it is cold as hell outside. I feel a little cold coming on too.smdh
Hey Phrozen with your nice lip self
@YSO
I know what you mean, I could tell she was missin an ovary from all them dam crotch shots
Whats up ChaCha
Hey TRUTH …. How you doing shuga… Yso how are you honey
Brown is that you?
Hey AlBoy…. how are you boo bear
ChaCha says:
Hey TRUTH …. How you doing shuga…
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Doing ok… feeling a cold coming on
@ Truth…OH No, I really hope not, no fun during this time of year!
Brown, I recognize those lips…. You remind me of Tootle from The Facts Of Life
@TheTruth Waddap! and thnx mama!
I saw CiCi on Wendy and KCole will be on today. Get’em CiCi
@chacha Bonita
ChaCha says:
@ Truth…OH No, I really hope not, no fun during this time of year!
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I know right.. Its getting to close to my time off and I don’t want to be sick on my days off
@ Phrozen Your welcome.
Mariah Carey-Special is was cool but why was she dressed in a lingerie with a Christmas wreath attached to the bottom for?? And why does her mom only have partial veneers on the top were the bottom not ready in time for taping??
SingOff- Why was that group of old men I affectionately refer to them as a Reverend,Deacon,Apostle,Bishop and a Pope even on that show?? Dude looked like he got his toupee lacefront from the same place Bishop Eddie SchLong gets his on Ponce De Leon in ATL..why are they still in business??
Ravens game was that deal….that OT was the truth first good NFL game showing from both teams in awhile…
@ Cha Im good baby. Good to see you in that gravi
@ Cha Cha
I’m glad you can recognize my lips!!
@Phrozen
i need to google a pic of her outfit but uhhh in your opinion do you think Nick has aged I was talkn to the boo and he said it was his beard that makes him look older I mean he has aged a lot in a few months
@Choco he looks tired/drained I’m sure Mariah is alot to deal with for ANYONE….
@Phrozen
Right but seriously all of sudden I saw him age and it freaked me out and damn he’s about to become a father hope he gets the hang of it do you think he would ever leave Mariah
@ Phrozen, I am soooooo done with you for the day.
@Phro
I saw what you did there…And I approve.
Mariah pregnant self is probably running poor little Nick ragged.
Speaking of which, Sandra never has admitted that she was wrong about Ms. Carey not being pregnant. She tried to have us believe that woman was halfway buried and chit.
I won’t hold my breath for an apology though. Wouldn’t want to suffocate.
@Choco Nah he seems like a good dude who is ready to be the family man..I do think he bit off more than he could chew with this one though. She seems needy and insecure which is draining to any man. He’s trying to be the man that she needs him to be and it’s sucking his youth out of him…
@Yso Indeed!
@Mirs I’ve been in #Ratchet mode the last two days!! #Biggups to Rat Stacks!!
Phrozen1der says:
@Mirs I’ve been in #Ratchet mode the last two days!! #Biggups to Rat Stacks!!
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*throws up the Rat Stacks gang signs for Phrozen*
@ Laker thanks CHICA
@ AL Boy… did Good Richard get a lil excited.. I hope so
@ Brown… Pucker up
@Phrozen you have to be on ur best behavior today cuz I died too many deaths yesterday and I don’t have anymore lives left.
Mirs Watermelon Lumps… HEY Boo!!!
Yes it appears that Mariah is wearing poor Nick out. He did get a little more than he bargained for but I think he will be a good dad.
@ Mean are you going to bring your Puppies on the stage when you accept your LIFETIME PRETTY BISH IN WORLD award
@Phrozen
Everything you just said which is y I still pose that question cuz if she continues to drain him whats left of him to give which makes me think he may leave – not being negative but I see exactly what you just wrote
He needs to be fired and the player needs to WHOOP HIS AZZ!
OK trying to put up new Gravi!! Tell me if you see it cuz I don’t.
OFF TOPIC
Anyone see that dry azz video of Kandi and Tiny
No what video??
@ CHa You know you can get that good richard Excited Anytime
awwww ChA ChA baAaaby is soOOoo PRETTY
and I like Smokie’s new gravie too!!
@post
whats the subject in here cuz i know we ain still talking bout dis shyt?
@ChaCha: And you know this. But I need to change their hairstyle. I’m thinking a long flowy mane like Beyonce for 1 and then put a Kim Zolciak wig on the other. What you think?
@Boss
I see you.
Is that you and your dad? Too sweet.*
*If that’s really you and your husband, my bad.
I thought MC looked cute she had to try and keep it sexy albeit prg. No comment on her mamas teeth
I like the old men on the sing off but Comitted is my fav
I would have rather watched the Giants game
Lookin good @ Cha
Calling dude a bastid was about all I had for this topic. How about we talk Christmas?
Choco says:
OFF TOPIC
Anyone see that dry azz video of Kandi and Tiny
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nope, but I want to… need a good laugh 
@Yso yes that is my daddy he passed away from cancer in May. Wonderful Dad!! Thanks.
WCC
I thought i was sposed to be gettin a pic??????
@Mirs LMFAO!
@Mean LMAO I’ma try but iCANNOT promise anything
@Choco Ray Charles can see that Nicks love is Blind and Mariah’s love is like getting touched by that X-Men chick that drains your life..#NoThanks!
hmmmmm Christmas…..already picked out what I want to grab for the kids….ALL I WANT for xmas is a GLOCK!….I seriously need one
Sorry to hear that. But at least he got to share that wonderful day with you.
@Phrozen
Oh well for Nick
@WCC
and 
google it MA or see Boss ip
It won’t make you laugh your azz will be like
FOR SAFETY….lol!
@Boss
Sorry to hear that Ma my dad passed three years ago and it’s ruff
Krysi
I’ll be at the gun range alot….for safety
@Yso yes that is my daddy he passed away from cancer in May. Wonderful Dad!! Thanks.
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sorry to hear that
you look gorgeous in the pic tho Boss 
like “you already iz a STAAaaaaRAh”
*Waves wrists at Mirs* “That’s wassup” *Gloria voice*
@Choco that’s what ole boy wanted…CAREFUL what you wish for…..
Krysi
I’ll be at the gun range alot….for safety
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lol….me too! I want license and all, feel me!
@Krysi
I haven’t started yet. I might not even bother this year. These kids have me feeling rather Grinchy right now.
May just take me a mini vacation with the gift money and leave their azzes staring at an empty place under the Christmas tree.
I just find it odd a little he’s young and good looking doesn’t need her money so I guess he fell hard wonder what will happen when he wake up!
ChaCha says:
Mirs Watermelon Lumps… HEY Boo!!!
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Heyyyy ChaCha. How you??
YSoSerious says:
@Krysi
I haven’t started yet. I might not even bother this year. These kids have me feeling rather Grinchy right now.
May just take me a mini vacation with the gift money and leave their azzes staring at an empty place under the Christmas tree.
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@ Krysi
after that last “situation” I decided I needed to get legal and sicne my house was broken into to weeks ago, should they come back I need to make sure my paperowrk is right should there be a situation
Phrozen1der says:
*Waves wrists at Mirs* “That’s wassup” *Gloria voice*
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Didn’t I tell you to knock it off?!?!?!?!
BROWNSUGAPOET says:
@ Krysi
after that last “situation” I decided I needed to get legal and sicne my house was broken into to weeks ago, should they come back I need to make sure my paperowrk is right should there be a situation
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I feel ya on that Yso……I stopped liking Xmas a lOOooooooOOooLONGLongLONG time ago..! I hate buying gifts….well for everyone except my kids…its such a horrible process!
Mirs…..wassup girl!!!!!
**side-eyes Brown cuz she didn’t vote for me for Sexiest FeMALE**
meanNsurly says:
Mirs…..wassup girl!!!!!
**side-eyes Brown cuz she didn’t vote for me for Sexiest FeMALE**
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Heyyyyy Mean
What it do bew????
Meerkat, I told my moms I was goin to the gun range and the first thing she said was “I can teach you how to shoot”
She still trigger happy from growin up in the Chi!
I told her she better get somewhere and sit her old behind down!
@Choco you know how it is when you find that love that you been searching for or so you thought…Maybe it’s not her and it’s the fact that he’s like CEO of his own network and he’s trying to provide for his family..I tip my hat to any brutha doing that…#DevilsAdvocate
@Mirs Aiight..I’ma take 5…LOL!
@ Krysi
after that last “situation” I decided I needed to get legal and sicne my house was broken into to weeks ago, should they come back I need to make sure my paperowrk is right should there be a situation
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YES MA’aM
do what u gotta do guhl!! um hmmm
BROWNSUGAPOET says:
Meerkat, I told my moms I was goin to the gun range and the first thing she said was “I can teach you how to shoot” She still trigger happy from growin up in the Chi!
I told her she better get somewhere and sit her old behind down!
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Back from lunch and want to shout out to the ladies wit the most wonderful outstanding new gravi’s up CHA,KRYSI,BOSS,BROWN
@Mirs
The four year-old is just being a four year-old and has built a house on my last nerve.
The eight year-old is acting like a four year-old and he even told me to shut up to my face the other day. Girrrrrrl…my patience and self control are running on empty right about now…
Mean
Your package make me think you’re all man hun so that’s why I didnt vote for you for sexiest female! But since you’re in the runnin you have my vote!
Thanks you guys I am so glad he got to spend that day with me. So I will always have those memories. With the holidays though it is getting kind of rough. I guess that is why I come on here more often you guys keep my spirits up. Thanks and:love:
YSoSerious says:
@Mirs
The four year-old is just being a four year-old and has built a house on my last nerve.
The eight year-old is acting like a four year-old and he even told me to shut up to my face the other day. Girrrrrrl…my patience and self control are running on empty right about now…
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only 3 post for the day so far..
hey er’ bawday
I read last nights posts…alot was going dwn up in hea last night..
I hope its over now
Meerkat she used to back in the day! I told her there’s nothin cute about a 60 + yr old sayin she’ll ride!
Bosstown says:
Thanks you guys I am so glad he got to spend that day with me. So I will always have those memories. With the holidays though it is getting kind of rough. I guess that is why I come on here more often you guys keep my spirits up. Thanks and:love:
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Awwwwww Bosstown
@ Bosstown
was that your wedding
@Yso see that’s why I’m scared to have little rascals my boy said his nephew cursed at him the other day. My brother told me my now 5 year old nephew answered the phone like “Waddap nicca?” when he called.. My Godsister said my niece flexed on her when she yelled at her.I think I would go bat shyt crazy and punch my kid in the THOTE if they tried me like that…
BROWNSUGAPOET says:
Meerkat she used to back in the day! I told her there’s nothin cute about a 60 + yr old sayin she’ll ride!
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That’s my kinda Momma
Heyyyy His
Hello everybody
Ysoooo!
Browntown…have we made up yet? lol
My bewski Mirs!
@choco please no guns I can see you now
@His Don’t bring that up…
We acting like it didn’t happen LOL!
Phrozen1der says:
@Yso see that’s why I’m scared to have little rascals my boy said his nephew cursed at him the other day. My brother told me my now 5 year old nephew answered the phone like “Waddap nicca?” when he called.. My Godsister said my niece flexed on her when she yelled at her.I think I would go bat shyt crazy and punch my kid in the THOTE if they tried me like that…
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If they ole enough to walk and talk, then they ole enough to get hit in the Thote or Stomach.
(c) Bernie Mac RIP
@Brown yes maam that was my wedding I just got married in April.
@BSuga what it do?!
@Phrozen… oh okay
mahhhhhhh badddddd!
@Mirs you gonna have me over here
I just love yall!!!!
@Mirs right! I was watching Dr. Phil and this kid was tripping yesterday on his WHOLE family…I was like I’d EFF that kid up QUICK….#TeamiDontPlaywithKids!
meanNsurly says:
@ChaCha: And you know this. But I need to change their hairstyle. I’m thinking a long flowy mane like Beyonce for 1 and then put a Kim Zolciak wig on the other. What you think?
WEST COAST… thanks Baby
Thanks Krysi pie
Hey BSuga how you doin today??
His, I’ve forgiven you
@His LMFAO! I’m like @Mean I was DEATH-ED yesterday
@Brown: Hence the feMALE category…I have this new tucking procedure that I use.
@Boss
At Devils Advocate but I feel you on Nick doing his thang but Mariah aged his azz CMILLI prolly 
as well as Selita
No worries Ma
@Phrozen
@YSO
Girl sometime slapping a kid shows love REAL
@Mirs
The four year-old STAYS in my face. I’m like why buy him toys when he won’t leave me alone long enough to play with them.
@Phro
My hands have a mind of their own sometimes and I’ll see them reaching for a young tender throat and have to stop myself real quick.
Boss that’s awesome, my sorry azz daddy didn’t come to my weddin cuz he didnt think he could stay away from my moms! She’s been married to someone else for 30 yrs! He said he didnt wanna ruin my day because he didnt care what anyone said!
@Brown, i will lay my bewb on u later lol
@Chaaaaaaaaaaaa *sniffs ur hair*
@Phrozen, yeah it was a mess
sorry ya’ll, I had a moment!
Hey His & Bsuga
@Phrozen, i cannot read you comments w/o bout chokn and chit please simmer down 
*does the single ladies routine in my clear flesh colored rhinestone bedazzled one piece catsuit with stilleto boots rimmed with authentic kaola fur*
*paula dean voice* hey y’all
I’m out for an hour or so…
Hey, I thought I’d drop in to say hi. I’m trying to stay warm but they have this vent going above my head. *where is maintence phone#*
.I think I would go bat shyt crazy and punch my kid in the THOTE if they tried me like that…
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Bosstown says:
@Mirs you gonna have me over here
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You got married in April??? Congrats
@Choco right!
@Mirs that is hilarious….When I call home I stay hearing my moms threaten my 11 y/o brother with bodily harm
@His whats up ma
YSoSerious says:
@Mirs
The four year-old STAYS in my face. I’m like why buy him toys when he won’t leave me alone long enough to play with them.
@Phro
My hands have a mind of their own sometimes and I’ll see them reaching for a young tender throat and have to stop myself real quick.
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@Mirs thanks bew. As far as the kids go my 17 year old know I WILL PUNCH HIM IN THE THROAT QUICK 6ft tall or not. We don’t play that at 5728.
Candi!
But koala fur though?!
@CANDICOATED RAINDROP
u have the finest apparel 
Hey Candi
Phrozen1der says:
@Choco right!
@Mirs that is hilarious….When I call home I stay hearing my moms threaten my 11 y/o brother with bodily harm
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I
ya Moms. She hands out azz-whoopins on a reg. 
@yso u know i always rock the new new
*plays with my name plate gold chain that says ‘mrs. debarge’*
Mean
at you and your tucking procedure
CFREEEEEE
Hey Candi
reference comment#155 *mumbles bishs can’t take a compliment*
Hey Wait A Minute Usher got kicked in his face by a fan cuz she was too excited
@Mirs
It SOUNDS much cuter than it really is, believe me. He’s still my baby though. Bad azz.
Well I’m in vacation mode until January 2 so what y’all talking about in here??
**scrolls up**
@Cfree I got you…
@His I clutched my *imaginary* work bible and read my *imaginary* Psalms “Ye tho I walk through the valley of the shadow of DEATH-ED” and I was covered from the foolishness!
CFREE u know i have to stay up on fashion, everyone in here rocks couture, can’t be caught slippin!
BOSS! *does the typewriter in sequin hammer pants*
CHOCO!!!
@Mirs iCHUCKLE thinking about that woman
She straight “G”
hey choco, did u survive the blizzard? (aka 0.00245 inches of snow)
*stands in phrozen’s face* oh u don’t see me my nig?!
These kids seem to think they are grown now a days come out talking trash. I have a 6 year old niece that stays saying things that she shouldn’t. My sister lets her get away with it but I be ready to tap that lil behind. Especially the day she meet my husband to be “she kicked him”!!!
@Candi kills me everytime she posts….I’m not able…
Bosstown says:
@Mirs thanks bew. As far as the kids go my 17 year old know I WILL PUNCH HIM IN THE THROAT QUICK 6ft tall or not. We don’t play that at 5728.
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You’re welcome. Bosstown, I got the house on lock. The whole household disappears when I say, “Do I need to get the belt.” The kids go to their room, Hubby dips into a secluded area, and the dogs take cover under the bed, even the big azz Pit Bull.
Or when I get the “look” and roll up on em with the slow Michael Myers walk
Them fools don’t want it with me.
@ all the shoe throwing, boy/girl you betta act like you got some sense, you don’t want nothing/don’t ask for nothing Mama’s,Daddy’s,Aunts & Uncle’s I see you all come from the same street I came from. “I wish you would” street, Any Town USA.
Heyyyyy BSuga
LOL Oh I sees you, I cant stop laughing enough to post..With your 9 inch nail studded panty striped bra cups with the velour under armour headband…<–#SeewhatIdidthere?!
plays with my name plate gold chain that says ‘mrs. debarge’
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what? don’t chu know your husband is a former
you best put it up and hide it. before he repo’s it and takes it to the pawn shop…that is all he’s known for the past…25 years.
YSoSerious says:
@Mirs
It SOUNDS much cuter than it really is, believe me. He’s still my baby though. Bad azz.
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phrozen why does that outfit actually sound kinda fly
I am trying to tell yall not taking no mess. I tell him if you think you grown wait until April (his birthday he turns 18) your azz will be on the other side of the door with no key you keep messing with me.
@Mirs “Michael Myers” walk tho??
Bsuga wassup
i’m aware of his past transgressions
*cleans off rose colored glasses*
MIRS! not the Michael Myers
kwall says:
plays with my name plate gold chain that says ‘mrs. debarge’
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what? don’t chu know your husband is a former
you best put it up and hide it. before he repo’s it and takes it to the pawn shop…that is all he’s known for the past…25 years.
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Hey Mirs, how you doing? **in my wendy williams voice**
I got the house on lock. The whole household disappears when I say, “Do I need to get the belt.” The kids go to their room, Hubby dips into a secluded area, and the dogs take cover under the bed, even the big azz Pit Bull
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@Candi
I know right!
@Bosstown I’ve been a victim of the key snatching door locking Mother too….LOL!
Phrozen1der says:
@Mirs “Michael Myers” walk tho??
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My kids know I’m crazy, and what says deranged more than that walk. Them fools shape up and fly right when they see the “look and walk” combined.
we talkin bout kids…oh, well umm i had to whoop snoopy the other day for eating up the toilet paper :-/
*sits in the corner reading scriptures til the subject changes*
*Damn boring azz meeting*
Good afternoon everybody!!
@Phrozen love the boy (only child) but woooooo he knows how to push them buttons. He has spent half his senior year on punishment….LOL
i’m aware of his past transgressions
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star jones said the same thing before she married big gay al.
@Choco roll call boggie check, check! My name is B.Suga check check!
I got the house on lock. The whole household disappears when I say, “Do I need to get the belt.” The kids go to their room, Hubby dips into a secluded area, and the dogs take cover under the bed, even the big azz Pit Bull
Or when I get the “look” and roll up on em with the slow Michael Myers walk
Them fools don’t want it with me.
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BSuga says:
Hey Mirs, how you doing? **in my wendy williams voice**
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I’m good this afternoon, freezing a lil. How you?
@Mirs iCANNOT right now..I literally have tears in my eyes. We use to get nervous if my mom came home from work PERIOD! We use to scramble around the crib making sure EVERYTHING was in order….
@WUT OMG you almost made me choke on my soda with that gravi:rofl:
kwall says:
i’m aware of his past transgressions
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star jones said the same thing before she married big gay al.
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BSUGA
My kids know I’m crazy, and what says deranged more than that walk. Them fools shape up and fly right when they see the “look and walk” combined
Y do I keep visualising this chit
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Quit I say. It hurts.
OutsidetheBox says:
I got the house on lock. The whole household disappears when I say, “Do I need to get the belt.” The kids go to their room, Hubby dips into a secluded area, and the dogs take cover under the bed, even the big azz Pit Bull
Because your house aint no damn democracy! ROFL!!!!
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@BossTown I was too busy to get in trouble at that age..I was enjoying my LAST childhood year under my mom’s roof…Cause it was OFF to the Carolina’s that fall for undergrad….Oh she got her work in though..In between each track meet,Prom,and my after school job was an uppercut from mom’s to keep me going..LMFAO!
Phrozen1der says:
@Mirs iCANNOT right now..I literally have tears in my eyes. We use to get nervous if my mom came home from work PERIOD! We use to scramble around the crib making sure EVERYTHING was in order….
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Choco says:
BSUGA
My kids know I’m crazy, and what says deranged more than that walk. Them fools shape up and fly right when they see the “look and walk” combined
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Y do I keep visualising this chit
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I’m telling you. Them fools get it together when they see it.
Bosstown says:
These kids seem to think they are grown now a days come out talking trash. I have a 6 year old niece that stays saying things that she shouldn’t. My sister lets her get away with it but I be ready to tap that lil behind. Especially the day she meet my husband to be “she kicked him”!!!
does she still owns the leg?
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Hey Candi, at least you have Snoppy. But I’m Auntie to all and once you cross my threshold you are mine!
Why Kwall, why????
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cause i am trying to save our sis candi!!! eldra debarge is a fine pretty ex crack head who done did TIME…with the voice of an angel…folks do some skrange things for a lil change!
SAVE YO SELF GHUL!
ltalk I was just musing with my self the other day that I didnt strike enough fear in my followers.
We use to scramble around the crib making sure EVERYTHING was in order….
Im working on my technique as we speak. Somebody became acquainted with a washrag just this morning.
ltaalk (?) = #realtalk
@WUT
(staying silent about your current Gravi…)
I would have kicked her little azz right back. If you can give, you can take it.
I would not have admitted to ish. If I were the trainer, I would have fought it.
The Dolphins player should not have been all running into the coaches on the Jets’ sideline. SMDH.
@B i have a 3 yr old nephew, he’s in Tx so i don’t get to see him often, and he’s obsessed with aunt candi so i haven’t had to spank him…yet.
Sidebar: Sandra, don’t ban me.
Im working on my technique as we speak. Somebody became acquainted with a washrag just this morning.
bish y did i see that also and was the rag still wet cuz I heard it 
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@Mirs
Girrrrlll I can’t lie I would be scared too if I saw you walk like that
@AttorneyMOM
Surely we haven’t listened to the same CD I don’t like her music this time
YSoSerious says:
@WUT
(staying silent about your current Gravi…)
I would have kicked her little azz right back. If you can give, you can take it.
She would be still looking for her little azz! I would have broke the leg off and knocked her azz out of sight with it!!
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Kwall
I love you but I can’t stand for this blasphemy against El’s lil leprechaun azz!
hopefully kandi’s album does well, but i absolutely abhor her voice so i won’t be spending buying that one
kwall says:
Why Kwall, why????
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cause i am trying to save our sis candi!!! eldra debarge is a fine pretty ex crack head who done did TIME…with the voice of an angel…folks do some skrange things for a lil change!
SAVE YO SELF GHUL!
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Especially the day she meet my husband to be “she kicked him”!!!
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What did you, your sister and your hubby to be do
@OTB
My mom use to throw hair brushes from across the room at unsupecting parties while their company was present…Once hit someone in the eye…*Wasn’t me tho* 
@WUT yes she still has the leg but the butt was mines. Her moms was mad for a little while but she got over it. Now when she comes to my house we have these conversations about what young ladies do. Another words she don’t play that crap at my house anymore.
Choco says:
Im working on my technique as we speak. Somebody became acquainted with a washrag just this morning.
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bish y did i see that also and was the rag still wet cuz I heard it
@Mirs
Girrrrlll I can’t lie I would be scared too if I saw you walk like that
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She would be still looking for her little azz! I would have broke the leg off and knocked her azz out of sight with it!!
You have some agression issues 
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Damn
@WUT
Why did I picture your Gravi doing what you just described?
Choco says:
Especially the day she meet my husband to be “she kicked him”!!!
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What did you, your sister and your hubby to be do
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I woulda dunked her lil azz in the toilet.
@Yso kicked?? Nah I would’ve DIVED on her! I told ya’ll I don’t play with kids
@phrozen I feel ya my son has an afterschool job, plays ball and gets the wrath if those grades aren’t on point. I don’t do “C’s” at my house. So he knows since 1st grade if you bring a “C” home you might as well prepare yourself for when I get home. I will Joan Crawford on him about those grades.
OutsidetheBox says:
Okay. So why he dont just wash his damn face and lotion it up like the otha chirren?
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What does he do???
Yall mofos are ruff in here lil 6 year kick someone yall bout to full nelson her
You woulda gave that baby a damn swirly?!
Nothing.
The boy just be white.
YSoSerious says:
@ Mirs
You woulda gave that baby a damn swirly?!
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See yall was tambout beating some kids. My oldest (15 now) got me good one time. Called my sister to come save her…my sister and her family live in the same subdivison…my daughter had called her to come save her…unknown to ME…so this guhl hear my sis drive up…and BUSTS out the door…SCREAMING…”SAVE ME AUNTIE…SAVE MMMMMMMEEEE”….I never got her lil azz THAT day. But I NOW unplug all the landlines and hide cells prior to a beat down…
When they see me unplugging shyt folks gone head and start migrating to rooms..cause someone bout to get they azz kicked! And there WILL be no calling for help…
OutsidetheBox says:
Nothing. The boy just be white.
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In the car this morning…he never sits in the front but THIS morning he made it to the front. He shoulda got in the back!
AND I JUST KNOW he checked off the little toothbrush and rag on his chore chart. I know my child.
Bosstown says:
@WUT yes she still has the leg but the butt was mines. Her moms was mad for a little while but she got over it. Now when she comes to my house we have these conversations about what young ladies do. Another words she don’t play that crap at my house anymore.
That’s whats up!
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@kwall:rofl:
Bosstown says:
These kids seem to think they are grown now a days come out talking trash. I have a 6 year old niece that stays saying things that she shouldn’t. My sister lets her get away with it but I be ready to tap that lil behind. Especially the day she meet my husband to be “she kicked him”!!!
I told her let him come on cause i Really need to whoop him. We left without any other probelms except for the fact that my son was breathing all heavy talking bout “I thought you was gone kill that boy”
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I was in the store a min ago and a little girl was pushing a boy in a buggy he was maybe 3-4 something like that i saw them and wondered why there werent parents around I kept shopping then i feel someone hit me (my son backed up shaking his head and stood behind a display in the store) it was the little boy the mom comes oout like oh he was just playing i politely grabbed the little boy up in the collar and explained that you dont play like that then moms was like oh you need to take him for a weekend talkin bout he always does that
I don’t do “C’s” at my house. Damn right. C’s mean “average” and everything we create is unique and exceptional.
@Kwall how about a cop lives next door and I double dog dare someone to go get him when I about to give out a beatdown.
YSoSerious says:
@WUT
Why did I picture your Gravi doing what you just described?
I think it’s his eyes! 
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kwall says:
See yall was tambout beating some kids. My oldest (15 now) got me good one time. Called my sister to come save her…my sister and her family live in the same subdivison…my daughter had called her to come save her…unknown to ME…so this guhl hear my sis drive up…and BUSTS out the door…SCREAMING…”SAVE ME AUNTIE…SAVE MMMMMMMEEEE”….I never got her lil azz THAT day. But I NOW unplug all the landlines and hide cells prior to a beat down… When they see me unplugging shyt folks gone head and start migrating to rooms..cause someone bout to get they azz kicked! And there WILL be no calling for help…
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Called for help????? That’s a warrant for another beatdown.
I know my child.
you sound so patient and tolerant and I 
that
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When they see me unplugging shyt folks gone head and start migrating to rooms..
BUST UP IN HERE WEARING EARMUFFS,BOOTS, LONG JOHNS, JEANS,T-SHIRTS AND WINTER COAT….ITS COLD AS FU_CK IN MIAMI RIGHT NOW
WHO BEATING KIDS IN HERE..
If that was my family, my aunt woulda caught me in her arms and what I thought was a hug woulda turned into a choke hold while my mama beat my azz into submission.
I will whoop a strangers child i figure If i dont who will
@Kwall
@Boss that’s the way it should be….I think that fear only worked on my sister and I we both have two degrees..My oldest brother not so much..he has NONE degrees and 3 baby mom’s I see why they say “A hardhead makes a soft behind”..I used to get ROCKED but I’m thankful for it….
OutsidetheBox says:
When they see me unplugging shyt folks gone head and start migrating to rooms..
I bet you do it real calm like… #calmbeforethestorm
I get to riled up; Im still learning. Everbody be done hid by the time I get going good!
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OTB, you gotta get up on the Michael Myers walk. Your babies don’t know it, but introduce it to em.
They won’t know what’s coming to em, til it’s too late. 
@Choc. They say boys are just like that…but no sir. If I’ve told you a bunch of times (ie all your damn life) shouldn’t you be up on it?
They say this man is gifted so why he don’t know that folks don’t like people with booger noses?
I pulled out the big dawgs this morning; LOL I was like, “No girls are going to want to….”
#thatsallIhad
You always know when you give the kids a good azz-whoopin, when they azzes go straight to sleep afterwards.
#knockout
@ALBoy my little brother KNOWS and I’ve NEVER touched him…He calls me the mean one….It’s the look that I have and kids AND grown folks know “This ain’t what you want”…
That girl heard my sister truck hit that driveway…she bust out the door so fast I thought something was on fire in my house…and she just as big as me and my sister are now at this point height-wise…she jumped on my sister back tryna get away from me…but like I say we all the same height so it was more like a tackle…COMEDY…
ITS COLD AS FU_CK IN MIAMI RIGHT NOW WHO BEATING KIDS IN HERE..
*raises hand*
Ayyyyyyyy! This morning the man on GMA was like 54 in Miami and I was like *out loud folks*
Me:”Ohhhh weeeee! Thicka prolly cold as hail!”
BF: “Who?”
@Choc. They say boys are just like that…but no sir. If I’ve told you a bunch of times (ie all your damn life) shouldn’t you be up on it?
They say this man is gifted so why he don’t know that folks don’t like people with booger noses?
I pulled out the big dawgs this morning; LOL I was like, “No girls are going to want to….” #thatsallIhad
but never you worry girls girls girls that’s all I will say 
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OTB you preaching to the choir you know my son is 12 and girl they go through that phase what is he between 6-8 that’s when I had a hard time with my son girl be in the car dropping him off at school like da fuk is dat
Now I yell sometimes when I’m getting frustrated. But my kids know now that when I get real quiet that’s when they are in serious trouble. I don’t even let them hear or see me coming. Sometimes I just come in snatching them up like that chit in Stephen King’s “The Mist”.
I will whoop a strangers child i figure If i dont who will
Her: *cigarette waving* “Gone head. Take they asses! *drag* I gotta work ta’marra chit…”
ROFL!
OutsidetheBox says:
ITS COLD AS FU_CK IN MIAMI RIGHT NOW WHO BEATING KIDS IN HERE..
*raises hand* Ayyyyyyyy! This morning the man on GMA was like 54 in Miami and I was like *out loud folks*
Me:”Ohhhh weeeee! Thicka prolly cold as hail!”
BF: “Who?”
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54???? The high in Jersey today is 26. I was freezing this morning.
@Kwall that is funny…..We would tell my grandparents and my mom would sit silent..But when we got home…. FURNITURE was MOVED!!
OutsidetheBox says:
I will whoop a strangers child i figure If i dont who will
Nobody! folks aint tryna go to jail bout nothing! I seen a mama give up her son AND her daughter yesterday!!!
Her: *cigarette waving* “Gone head. Take they asses! *drag* I gotta work ta’marra chit…”
ROFL!
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I tell em, take em, you’ll be bringin them fools back within an hour.
Im sorry Shay I can’t even feel bad for you cuz we are trying to voodoo this snow away in the DMV
Okay @Mirs! It was a good 30 here. But folks in Miami are spoiled
Now I yell sometimes when I’m getting frustrated. But my kids know now that when I get real quiet that’s when they are in serious trouble. I don’t even let them hear or see me coming. Sometimes I just come in snatching them up like that chit in Stephen King’s “The Mist”.
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Sometimes I just come in snatching them up like that chit in Stephen King’s “The Mist”.
I remember those days myself 
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MY DAUGHTERS LOOKED LIKE SUMO WRESTLERS THIS MORNING..
Oooooh chittttt like Ralphie little brother?!?!?!
#po’kids
TIFF IF IT SNOWS IM WOULDNT COPME OUT OF THE HOUSE..I HATE COLD WEATHER.
Ms. Thickness says:
@OTB ITS 34 IN MIAMI THE HIGH IS 54..AND I AM MAD AS HELL..MY DAUGHTERS LOOKED LIKE SUMO WRESTLERS THIS MORNING..LOL
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Sometimes I just come in snatching them up like that chit in Stephen King’s “The Mist”.
YESSS WE ARE SPOILED…IT COLD AS HELL IN OUR WAREHOUSE…WALKIN THRU MAKES ME SHIVER.
@Yso yup my moms caught me with the sneak attack flying leg drop once before too…. *thinks to self* Was I abused?!?!
OutsidetheBox says:
Okay @Mirs! It was a good 30 here. But folks in Miami are spoiled
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I did not wanna get outta bed this morning. I woke up, and me and the hubby was huddled like we was planning a football play.
I snatched the covers back, and let out a holler. 
@Shay
STUPID
I feel the same way hate going outside when it snows this weekend it snow a little me and boo acted like we were snowed in
@PHROZEN U WAS NOT ABUSED U WERE LOVED HARD
Was I abused?!?!
#weallwere!
Thats why we are shining examples of Black americans rat’nah right now!
What you know bout that fly swatter? LOL My mama was resourceful..
I did not wanna get outta bed this morning. I woke up, and me and the hubby was huddled like we was planning a football play. I snatched the covers back, and let out a holler.
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Girl the morning are soo hard getting outta that warm azz cocoon
I bet you do it real calm like… #calmbeforethestorm
Lil heffa never seen it coming…caught a beat DOWN and had been laughing with me 10 seconds before..
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I was surfing not to long ago…and decided to go to the HS school’s site cause they post them grades on the REG…had my lil wine…and my back was to her…and me and her justa talking..PURE laughing…she couldn’t see what I was looking at on the screen…I NEVER stopped talking…took my last swig of wine…put my glass down…took a deep breath…and BAM! Outta NOWHERE kirked OUT on her azz!! She was like
I had to make my bf go home! I dont put my thermo above 68. Maybe 70 if its SUPER COLD, but otherwise
Its xmas and I got plenty of heads!
That ninja had the shakes.
THAT 3.5 HOUR MEETING I JUST HAD TO SIT IN WAS UN-FUKKING CALLED FOR AND I WILL NOT STAND FOR IT AGAIN!!!
*sigh*
How’s everybody doing…?
@Outside oh you had the fly swatter experience too??? Boy that fly swatter will make you rethink things.:wink:
@Phrozen you weren’t abused. I thank my parents for giving me a beatdown when I needed it. Look at us now.
kwall says:
I bet you do it real calm like… #calmbeforethestorm
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I was surfing not to long ago…and decided to go to the HS school’s site cause they post them grades on the REG…had my lil wine…and my back was to her…and me and her justa talking..PURE laughing…she couldn’t see what I was looking at on the screen…I NEVER stopped talking…took my last swig of wine…put my glass down…took a deep breath…and BAM! Outta NOWHERE kirked OUT on her azz!! She was like Lil heffa never seen it coming…caught a beat DOWN and had been laughing with me 10 seconds before..
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Hey Sassy:waves:
Hey Sass. You tell em!
I can’t get this darn emoticons thing to work half the time …..what am I doing wrong people?
@kwall
im having a flash back this is my mama 
be all calm and chit and just swang out of nowere at least tell me what i did
her responce – You will find out while i beat ur azz
@phro its called tough luv
@Kwall:lol:
Is it 4pm yet?
I will listen to Kandi and Tank tomorrow my co worker bought them. I am getting R Kellys cd Love Letter is my JAM!
@AM The man was caught on tape and u have 2 sons that play football the sidelines can be used by either team #satdown please and thank you
@Daisy that R. Kelly did come out today….let me know what you think I have like what I have heard so far.
@Sass
Good look Ma on SR after dark 
@Daisy are you getting Dirty Money?
I think I will get that
#dontjudgemeyall
#gottathingforMr.Combs
@MsThick @OTB
true!
@Sassy I bet you wont hit nobody…..
Ummm thinking about beatings my cousin had wet the bed and hid the laundry..His mom found it and asked him were they his?? (He had 3 other brothers) He lied about it, and she caught him in the lie and beat him with those urine saturated pants…
@Bosstown & OTB
Yesh! They must not know about me!!! Sh*t…What I look like….3.5 hrs at a damn conference table talking about absolutely fukkn nothing!
I ain’t doing that sh*t no more
until they make me go to another meeting.@Bosstown you’re right
@LakerCrazy very true..
At worse my mother prepared me for life and pledging (If they were still doing that):blink: hahahah!
@Choco
LOL!
Did you see that bs? Don’t even get me started. I kept it extra diplomatic and classy last night because the “SASSY” part of me had some things I really wanted to say but that would have been totally uncalled for….
But hell….what can you do?
@Choco and
to you too.
@Sassy girl you crazy:rofl:
I kept it extra diplomatic and classy
You did.
#goodjob
I LOVE THAT NEW 2010 chit the schools do now!!!
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The school will call your CELL phone if attendance is not “fluid” thru the day..like if you show up for 1st period get missing for 3rd period…resurface for 4th period…I sent her DADDY to the school day after it happened…why was HE in 2nd period and this heffa WAS NOT??? He called me…and was like I am in, class BUT SHE AIN’T…I met that azz AT THE HOUSE that day…parked my car up the street and walked…and jumped out the closet on that azz when she walked through that door…didn’t give her time to think, call nobody, breathe, hail even MOVE…my momma said you coulda gave her a HEART ATTACK…I told my momma…hail I learned THAT MOVE FROM YEW!!!
@Phrozen
Bet I will hit somebody
as long as they let me keep my checks and I don’t go to jail for it.Kwall is crazy!!!!
Girl you are crazy! Thats just the kinda mama imma be. Yup. 
@Kwall
@Kwall girl you didn’t jump out the closet on her azz.
@Sasso
Yes it was crazy but you handled it soooo well and with much class – rationalizing ignorance is not something I’m up for
@ Kwall that sounds like how my mom caught me except i got suspended and hide in the closet all day walked back to school so that i could catch the bus home mom had already been to the school
that was a rough day walked back to school only to miss the bus and have to walk Back home and take the beating of a lifetime cause mom came to the school to bring my horn on her lunch break and have lunch with me and i wasnt there
Yeah I know you got that ass beat.
@AL you did everything wrong. 
Dayum @AL that is a sad azz story…you was tired from all that walking…couldn’t even BEGIN to roll over, scrunch up, try to dodge the belt…you had to be like Diddy and “take that..take that!”
kwall says:
I bet you do it real calm like… #calmbeforethestorm
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I was surfing not to long ago…and decided to go to the HS school’s site cause they post them grades on the REG…had my lil wine…and my back was to her…and me and her justa talking..PURE laughing…she couldn’t see what I was looking at on the screen…I NEVER stopped talking…took my last swig of wine…put my glass down…took a deep breath…and BAM! Outta NOWHERE kirked OUT on her azz!! She was like Lil heffa never seen it coming…caught a beat DOWN and had been laughing with me 10 seconds before..
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im sooooo mad @ Mirs! thats all…
His_Mommy623 says:
im sooooo mad @ Mirs! thats all…
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I said hi to you 67 hours ago! and yeen said shat!!
Damn still no new post.
(goes scrolling to see what y’all talking bout now)
LMAO!
Ya’ll crazy with ya’ll school stories. I only got suspended twice….for fighting back folks who decided to try me. I fux with my moms.
Principal: “We’re suspending your daughter for 3 days for fighting.”
Ma: “Why was she fighting?”
Princiapl: “There are conflicting stories but I was told another young lady approached her and it escalated from there.”
Ma: “Mmmh-hmmm. So where is the other girl?”
Principal: “The other youg lady is with the nurse as your daughter may have kicked her in her face.”
Ma (to me): “Good. Bet she won’t say nothing else to you….”
I love my mama! She goes hard for me!
@Sassy
@ALBoy you needed yo arse whooped for that LFMAO! I got sent home for the day for socking this dude who called me out my name and I just put the letter under the porch at one of our old houses..*Wonders if that letter is still there, it’s been about 13 years now*
His_Mommy623 says:
I said hi to you 67 hours ago! and yeen said shat!!
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I’m sorry, bew
You know I be either late as hail, or missing shyt completely. You forgive me????? 
@Kwall you off the darn chain
@Mirs I was NEVER a trouble maker just like @Sassy but I was not to be tried nor were my siblings or I was wrecking!
@SASO
That sounds like ALL the women in my family. I was always told if you get in a fight and get your azz whooped, you gonna get it whooped again when you get home.
Come home a winner or don’t come home at all.
@Yso it’s probably a lot of homeless children in the world just for those reasons…
Now mama KWall beat the hail out of me and my sisters..but she rode for our azzes TOO! My US History teacher called her one time to tell her I wasn’t paying attention in her class, and that I often found it an appropriate place to take a nap..
My Momma: What grade does she have in your class…last progress report she had a 89…I don’t want her grades to slip.
Teacher: Oh she still has her B average…she is doing better than most of the class actually…the class average is a C.
My Momma: So you mean to tell me my child who SLEEPS in your class…has a BETTER grade…than students who are WIDE AWAKE…?? Lady call ME BACK when my daughter is flunking…Bye! *HARD AZZ CLICK*
Phrozen1der says:
@Mirs I was NEVER a trouble maker just like @Sassy but I was not to be tried nor were my siblings or I was wrecking!
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I was the same way. I don’t mess with nobody, til a mofo wanna act stupid. Then the inner beast got released.
@ Phrozen I almost got away with it though. I thought my plan was fool proof
ALBoy says:
@ Phrozen I almost got away with it though. I thought my plan was fool proof
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You just knew you had it all planned out, huh?
@ Mirs I didnt mentiion that i got up and went to school that morning cause i had to play it all out. I was like i will go to schol turn around walk home hide in the closet until 2 because it was 45 min walk to school then walk back ride the bus home and be ready for school tomorrow.
did not plan on my momma ms never take off for nothing not ever takes time to come to my school 
@ALBoy that is funny as hayle bruh!
@Kwall I used to fall asleep in science class and my teacher used to get on me all the time. He did get me back though I fell asleep and he let me sleep through two classes!!!!
@Mirs Exactly!
CFREE @ 155… THANK FROM ONE BAD BISH TO THE NEXT
NOW I GOTTA SCROLL BACK UP TO CATCH BACK UP
Phrozen1der says:
LOL Oh I sees you, I cant stop laughing enough to post..With your 9 inch nail studded panty striped bra cups with the velour under armour headband…<–#SeewhatIdidthere?!
PHRO you aint STUNTIN UNLESS ITS THE EDDIE LONG SIGNATURE WINTER EDITION CATALOGUE ORDER ONLY….<— SEE WHAT I DID THERE
@ChaCha
WOW… Can’t believe I MISSED This Post (Real…)
And the School stories are F-ing HILARIOUS… Brought back TOO Many Memories and @K-Dub keeps it ALL THE WAY 100… That’s WHY I LUV Her TO DEATH !!! (Real…)