50 Cent might be in hot water for manipulating stock prices
Just when you think troubled 35-year-old rapper 50 Cent can’t get any more stupid than he already is — he outdoes himself.
Earlier this week, Twitter was abuzz with the news that Curtis Jackson made an instant $8.7 million in the stock market by urging his Twitter followers to buy shares of penny stock that he owned.
“You can double your money right now. Just get what you can afford” Fiddy tweeted. “They are no joke get in now,” he added.
Jackson reportedly received 30 million shares of H&H stock in a private placement last October. H&H closed at 39 cents on Monday, up 29 cents, netting Jackson’s shares the aforementioned $8.7 million.
But is it really that easy to rake in millions of dollars on the stock market? Of course not. If it were that easy then stock brokers would jump on Twitter giving insider advice to their followers.
According to the SEC website, a broker or investor will spark a federal investigation into their stock trades if they are caught using artificial means to manipulate or raise the price of their stock.
It is likely that Fiddy will never see a penny of that cash. He hurriedly erased all of his tweets, sending his stock plummeting. But it doesn’t matter. I’m sure the feds have all the evidence they need to pursue an investigation.
Maybe 50 Cent should have consulted with his BFF, Martha Stewart, who was convicted of lying about insider trading in 2004.
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He can play in my hot water any time
i’m lost so what did he do wrong? did he sell the stock or pull out before it fell through. I dont’ get it.
Blank stare.
I don’t understand stock language but 50 looks cute in that top photo
tintin1979 says:
i’m lost so what did he do wrong? did he sell the stock or pull out before it fell through. I dont’ get it.
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Reading it the first time didn’t help, I don’t think a second time will clear things up. I think he encourgaged ppl to buy his stock which increased his income????
Maybe I misunderstood but if his followers actually BOUGHT the stock how is anything artificial?
Ughhhhhh Im so much cuter than this default gravi *toots azz…. Where is my fluckin real gravi
THIS is why i should have stayed up in my economics class cause now I’m all confused *got a Gucci look on my face*. I….just……dont……understand
CivilEngineer says:
Maybe I misunderstood but if his followers actually BOUGHT the stock how is anything artificial?
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Civil, come on now, you know you can’t use Twitter to get people to buy your stock, especially if the stock was worthless to begin with. It was trading at 10 cents before he took to Twitter.
I don’t understand stock language but 50 looks cute in that top photo
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YES HE DO…
He really is trying to do any and everything to keep his name out there isn’t he??
ivilEngineer says:
Maybe I misunderstood but if his followers actually BOUGHT the stock how is anything artificial?
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?? It’s not insider trading to encourage others to purchase your stock, maybe he cyper bullied them into their purchase???
People, you can’t use an online network to lie to people about the value of your stock, especially when the stock is garbage. That’s common sense. 50 Cent tried to make himself rich by artificially raising the price of the stock. “Artificially” means lying about the stock’s value. Unfortunately, that’s illegal.
Detroitsaidit says:
THIS is why i should have stayed up in my economics class cause now I’m all confused *got a Gucci look on my face*. I….just……dont……understand
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I thought you were going to say you bought a Gucci purse, then I rememberd the “ice cream” post. Nice pic of Detroit. What new charges is Kwame facing?
this is bull chit and ion even like fiddy!
Oh 50 cent may or may not be in hot water. He did not falsify anything about the stock and the one thing thats saving him is that he did not sell his shares of stock. If he does either one of the two, it would definetly be considered inside trading. Also, if 50 cent knew one of the other owners would sell their shares of their stock than this could get 50 cent indicted.
I am new here yall, can I get my welcome package. Hey Auntie, I have came to this site for over 3 years but only read comments.
@Sandra…OH! I didn’t know that was illegal
He should be stoned!!
Or euthanized…I believe that’s how they handle wild babboons, humanely
I don’t know much about the stock market, but I don’t see what he did wrong. seems like he advertised the stock, is that against the law? they hate to see a black man from the hood succeed..
mawnin folks
From my understanding insider trading is when somebody from the company or “in the know” tells someone else that the stock prices are gonna rise/fall and that person profits from said advice.
Am I right?? If so then I don’t think it is insider trading, but it is fishy, I don’t know where this would fall under fraud or if it is fraud at all. Stupid yes, but criminal I dunno. But I’m not an expert so who knows.
I failed math in school……….
Anna says:
I think he encourgaged ppl to buy his stock which increased his income????
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Correct. If that was legal then every stock broker and investor would be doing the same thing. I could buy some garbage stock for pennies and then go on my Twitter page and tell my followers to buy it too so the price can go up. I can see Fiddy doing jail time behind this, because we’re talking millions here.
Ooooooooooohhhhhhhh! *smacks forehead* Now I understand…
Man! This dude is soooooo sexy to me…..
*rips clothes off and rubs picture against my skin*
Is he going to jail like that thug Martha Stewart………..
SUP ICYTIFF, PEACH FUZZ and YVONNE… HOW YOU PRETTY BISHES DOING THIS MOANIN
*Yvonne…. CAN I JOIN IN…:pray:
Hey Cha CHa…come on!! And Bring that Beyonce face with ya
Two things:
1st, it’s called “Market Manipulation” I believe. What he did was illegal because you can’t encourage people to purchase stock of a company you own or hold a large # of stock in.
For instance, if I own stock in a company that’s about to go under and I go on Twitter and say, “This is the hottest stock ever, you’ll triple your money!” and people run out and buy it, then I make $8 milli and then run, I’ve duped people into purchasing the stock and saving ME from bankruptcy leaving the investors to fend for themselves.
Enron did something similar when they manipulated shareholders into believing their stock was worth much more than it was… people continued to buy based upon manipulated numbers and the stockholders and employees lost out while Jeffrey Shilling and Ken Lay walked away rich as hell.
2nd Point:
Sandra Mae, why is every black man on this site either gay, bi, or “troubled”. <– THAT troubles ME.
@ tammytammy:
If he didn’t sell the stock, then he didn’t make any money off of it. And now the stock has plummeted as of yesterday. So he lost, again.
CHACHA!
@Carrington, haven’t we talked about u just running up in here reading folks?
*pushes Carrington out the way and hops on trampoline to leap on to Cha Chas lap* Babayyyyyy *moniques voice* How u dern?
and 
OOOOHHHH….I GET IT. Thanx Carrington. makes sense
Eb says:
Is he going to jail like that thug Martha Stewart………..
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He could be. The stock that he owned was given to him by a former reality TV actor. That actor owns the company that manufactures 50 Cent’s new headphones line. Since Fiddy owns the stock AND the headphones line – what he did could be considered insider trading, since he knew all the details about the headphones product that were coming out. Get it?
Somewhere right now Martha Stewart is like …… I told them ninjas!!
Got iT! 50′s a Dumbazz…
Is it too late to buy stock in this??
I’m just saying, his product is more than likely going to sell well, I may as well invest in it. Let me go do some research.
Yeah we’ll see if he actually does time in the pen.
Cha
Cha 
Learn somethin new everyday!
Thanks Carrington for educating us!!!
@CARRINGTON I LIKES U ALOT U COME IN THIS BISH LEAVE US A LTTR TO BREAK SH!T DOWN AND THEN U CHUNK UP THE DEUCES
I
a smart, intelligent man **bats eyelashes**
I don’t know i think some people like to see other people get hurt, in pain, get in trouble etc. It is like it makes your day smh
Sandra Rose says:
Eb says:
Is he going to jail like that thug Martha Stewart………..
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He could be. The stock that he owned was given to him by a former reality TV actor. That actor owns the company that manufactures 50 Cent’s new headphones line. Since Fiddy owns the stock AND the headphones line – what he did could be considered insider trading, since he knew all the details about the headphones product that were coming out. Get it?
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Ok, so it’s not just any stock, it is insider trading. “When Twitter Goes Bad”. SMH. This is what happens when rich ppl get greedy. LOL.
Maybe he didn’t know…just like half of us didn’t. if he did I don’t think he’d do something so stupid like advertise it on Twitter!
but then again…
Peach
I dont think battin your eyelashes will help hun
could be. The stock that he owned was given to him by a former reality TV actor. That actor owns the company that manufactures 50 Cent’s new headphones line. Since Fiddy owns the stock AND the headphones line – what he did could be considered insider trading, since he knew all the details about the headphones product that were coming out. Get it?
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You got to be ONE DUMB NIGG@……
50 think he above the law…
So umm Choco what should I invest in!
HEY LAKER MAFIOSO LOSO …….
Hey Detroit
hey KABEYOU
LOVE THE GRAVI
My lovely boo HIS I hollered at yo azz in the URSHER wolf puzzy fur post
haay Choco
@Brownie Why?
cocoa49 says:
I don’t know i think some people like to see other people get hurt, in pain, get in trouble etc. It is like it makes your day smh
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I aint gonna lie…it depends on who it is….
@choco
hey mams how u been???
@Brown
Wish I could but this is the first time my mouth is MUM
ICYYYYYYYY
I just watched Boiler Room (for a 3rd time) and “Wall Street Never Sleeps” this weekend so I figured he would be in trouble for this.
The market is built on speculation and rumors. You can’t hold stock in a company and then get out there and persuade people to invest in a stock that is pretty much worthless. He was pushing the stock extra hard because HE had a interest in it (his stocks), therefore, kind of creating a false market for the stock. (You create a market for stock by creating a demand, i.e.- telling people the stock is about to blow up and be big and everybody is hopping on it when everybody is not. This feeds a frenzy and causes people who otherwise may not invest in this stock to put their money up for it. You’ve just created a market and demand for a stock now through “speculation.”)
It gets REALLY illegal when you push this stock until there’s a market for it and then once you make your money, sell it off really quickly and the stocks plummet- (people do this sometimes to gain “capital” for their businesses.) This is basically what 50 did.
I knew that the stock was going to plummet the day after that 50 fiasco. I heard it Monday morning driving to work on the radio and my first thought was: “somebody is about to lose the down payment for their house.”
Ya’ll better watch those movies and start reading up on CNN Money.
Ayyyyye Choco
:sideeye:
@Lakes
SMDH
Out
OH AND HEY EVERYBODY
Here’s another way of looking at it: 50 Cent had insider information about the product (the headphones). He then used that information to urge his followers to buy the stock by telling them the stock would go up. Yes, the stock went up, but only because his followers were buying the stock.
The stock was only worth around $300,000 (at 10 cents each) before he took to his Twitter page. The stock increased by 29 cents after he lied to his followers. He artificially pushed the price of the stock up when, in fact, the stock is garbage and his followers won’t make a dime off of it.
CHOCO PRETTY CHOCO DROP… HEY LUV
SUP CHI
<– head nod
BROWNNNNNNNNNN thanks for FINALLY accepting my FB request.. your not on often I see
Choco I didnt say use your mouth…………
Hi @ Chib witcho sexy self.
You favor Shaunie! 
@choco me too
can u overdose on cough drops??? a bish popn them like they candi 
It’s hard to say the economy is so crazy but I would research environmental companies, pharmaceutical tho their prices are prolly high or a niche company that you believe in greatly or the product they are distributing – it could be something as little as a cathether or the company that produces it!
Cha I’m still tryna find out how you found me!!!!!!
I’m hardly ever on
Carrington says:
Two things:
1st, it’s called “Market Manipulation” I believe. What he did was illegal because you can’t encourage people to purchase stock of a company you own or hold a large # of stock in.
For instance, if I own stock in a company that’s about to go under and I go on Twitter and say, “This is the hottest stock ever, you’ll triple your money!” and people run out and buy it, then I make $8 milli and then run, I’ve duped people into purchasing the stock and saving ME from bankruptcy leaving the investors to fend for themselves.
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That’s exactly right. You said it better than me, sir.
CHACHA THANK YA KINDLY
who?
Okay…after I typed all this sh*t…..then I read back and saw Carrington had already explained it.
Thanks Car!
The stock was only worth around $300,000 (at 10 cents each) before he took to his Twitter page. The stock increased by 29 cents after he lied to his followers. He artificially pushed the price of the stock up when, in fact, the stock is garbage and his followers won’t make a dime off of it.
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He in trouble!!!! 50 knew exactly what he was doing….he just didnt think the powers that be would notice…
You dont mess with the I.R.S. and you dont mess with the Stock Market…
Thanks Choco! If you ever need a kidney……………..dont call me
He got a “Radio” head! With a head like that, he can’t help but to do some sum stupid ish!!!
CHA CHIZZLE
sexy bish whats up
Peachpussycat says:
Hi @ Chib witcho sexy self. You favor Shaunie!
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well thanks….*pops collar…
Shiiiiiiiiid, I wish I had Shaunie’s money…
ICYTIFF says:
Maybe he didn’t know…just like half of us didn’t.
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We know that 50 Cent is a stupid man. Unfortunately, stupidity is not a defense in a court of law. He might be able to declare himself mentally incompetent like Gucci Mane did. Maybe Fiddy should run out and get a tattoo on his face?
@kity pop
were u been u purrty bish???
SASO but your explanation is just as pertinent so thank you
@Brown, I found you under one of the other girls…. I wasnt stalking you and shyt ………THAT MUCH
@Brown:
I’ve always heard to invest in medicine/medical companies. Like if there was a swine flu vaccine open for public trading- jump on it. It’s aways good to jump on the commodities that folks will ALWAYS need for long-term investing.
If you’re trying to get money fast- it may be better to jump on something that’s “trendy” but that you feel may rise fairly quickly. For instance- jumping on FaceBook’s stock from 2004-2008 would have been a DAMN good investment! SMH…..
@ ICYTIFF: I think Martha Stewart tried that ignorance of the law defense. But it didn’t work for her – and she’s a powerful Caucasian female.
@ChaCha
Thanks!
I try ot be a good samaritan and help…sometime.
JUMPS over three two story buildings to get to my BFF Miss HARLEMM HEY BOO
@Lakes no boo keep them poppin
Mane did. Maybe Fiddy should run out and get a tattoo on his face?
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He need to get a muzzle tatted across his mouth…maybe he will STFU…
cha cha! *runs to u in slow motion*
ICYTIFF: I think Martha Stewart tried that ignorance of the law defense. But it didn’t work for her – and she’s a powerful Caucasian female.
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So what you think he gonna do with a Black Ape…
They are gonna hang his a$$!
Bish Boy is a fuggin dummy.
Good Morning Yall
Thanks Sassy
I’m lookin for long term
@Choco
Yeah- I’ve been noticed that your email ends in “nasdaq” Ms. Ocasion (<—- I really love that last name.)
I had been started to ask you about some stocks to invest in that you
got the inside track onwould maybe recommend from your own expertise, but I decided that as a good GOVT employee on a good GOVT computer….I should refrain.*NOTE: I am in the DC area though so feel free to meet a bish for lunch (my treat) and spill some tea!*
In all honesty tho this could blow up so bad for Curtis cuz he was really reckless in that move and they may want to be make an example out of him like Stewart and Maddoff – I mean honestly y shouldnt they you don’t hear JAY being so damn LOUD IGNORANT AND PROUD
*Ocasio <—messed up my favorite name
The SEC is notorius for their failings and idiocy. They’ll most likely cause a stir about this due to the fact that 50 Cent is “famous.” Yet, they’ll allow 50-100 different “Ponzi Schemes” of far greater magnitude go right by them because the alleged culprit isn’t a big enough “fish to fry.”
**Yet they find out later that the supposed “small fish” is in fact a “big WHITE whale” (Bernie Madoff/R. Allen Stafford/etc.) after everyone has lost billions. SMH.**
Candi.. OMG you said something so freakin funny when you greeted me yesterday but I have to go back and see.. I literally started busting up and everyone ran to my desk …..I E ADORE YOUR AZZ LIKE FOR REAL
*bakes a chocolate cake and writes CANDI 4 PRESIDENT
ANOTHER 300 BIRDS FOUND DEAD IN ALABAMA
NOW THEY ARE SAYING SOMETHING IS STRIKING THE BIRDS FROM ABOVE….
@Laker: Been tryna keep warm and praying. We need Redeemed back up on here. Birds falling out the sky, thousands of fish dying, and the South is in an Artic freeze. Its the end times and I’m skerred
@Sass
thanks boo but on the strength I don’t have insider info like that and it’s way to damn risky anyone can invest just research on certain companies or gadgets or products – but hey we could still meet for lunch
Redeemed prolly somewhere suckin dyck and eatin puzzy.
@ Choco how you Baby Girl?
Sandra
I was waiting for the lid to blow off when 50 made his first tweet. As a advid business woman I took advantage. He is so smart but so stupid at the same time. Buy and sell fast.
He is going to face some trouble everybody knows not to mess with the man and their money. By Monday the stock value was going to decrease and now he may have took the value away from the head phones
I mean honestly y shouldnt they you don’t hear JAY being so damn LOUD IGNORANT AND PROUD
He knows how to swing with big boys AND keep his fluckin mouth shut..That’s why he gets to kick it with Warren Buffet and Mayor Bloomberg…
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Man, I just don’t care™ says:
Redeemed prolly somewhere suckin dyck and eatin puzzy.
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He/she getting it in before the END!!!!
@MEAN I SSSCARED TOO MY TITA TOLD ME TO PRAY EERDAY CUZ DIOS AND JESUS ARE COMING!!! AND JUST LIKE THEM BRIDS AND FISH HUMANS FINA START DYING NO EXPLANATION
Sassy when you get that info email me
@ Man you Stupid
*turns on rainbow colore Sandrarose bullhorn*
“Ms Kitty Pop has entered the building”
radios security for crowd control….
@CHI
“I mean honestly y shouldnt they you don’t hear JAY being so damn LOUD IGNORANT AND PROUD
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He knows how to swing with big boys AND keep his fluckin mouth shut..That’s why he gets to kick it with Warren Buffet and Mayor Bloomberg…”
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Jay keeps his mouf shut (unless he screamin out Nu Yawk) cause he doesn’t understand what people are talking about. He is a buffoon and paraded around by Buffet and Bloomberg for the purposes of them appearing “diverse.”
No one can explain why they view Jay to be some sort of “wise business man” nor point to any successful business deals he’s closed on.
HEY YVONNE!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I’m gonna add u on FB
*invites myself to lunch with saso and choco*
Im better @ AL
@Chiby Yeah GOD is striking the birds down IMO
and Jay is mos def way more polished than some of our self proclaimed black business men Soulja Boy FIDDY
Ignorance is no excuse from the law
@CHOCO
Fifty is much more of a business man than Jay. It’s not even close.
@Mean: I have to add you…security reasons..
By the way, you are really a cute dude. For real!!!
@ Man
Yeah well its better to keep your mouth closed and have people assume your smart, then to open your mouth and remove all dobut…
*coughs 50 Cent*
And I’ll take being WARREN BUFFET AND MAYOR BLOOMBERG’S show piece anyday…
Just being in their presence is a lesson in its self….
Man, it’s good to see you. We’ve kinda missed your crass statements around these parts…..
You are
@ Candi
cha cha glad i made u giggle
but did she just nominate me for president tho?
i am running for junior class (i ain’t been here long enough) president of SR High
*goes to yvonne’s page to see the new folks she added to find mean*
@candi i likes the new gravi sum about that look
chibytex says:
ANOTHER 300 BIRDS FOUND DEAD IN ALABAMA
NOW THEY ARE SAYING SOMETHING IS STRIKING THE BIRDS FROM ABOVE….
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There are here
@CHI
“Yeah well its better to keep your mouth closed and have people assume your smart, then to open your mouth and remove all dobut…
*coughs 50 Cent*
And I’ll take being WARREN BUFFET AND MAYOR BLOOMBERG’S show piece anyday…
Just being in their presence is a lesson in its self….”
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The thing is, Jay HAS removed all doubt. Just do the most miniscule of research. The guy is bumbling idiot. I hope Beyonce has a pre-nup or some sort of separation of assets because it won’t be long till she’s covering for Jigga-boo.
Buffet gets some respect cause he’s real about his. Bloomberg?
Fluck dat nigga.
@Man
as being a better business man than Curtis
Okay well in light of the events that have occurred within the past 24 hours – Market Manipulation vs Mind Manipulation I’m gonna go with JAY
Jay is mos def way more polished than some of our self proclaimed black business men Soulja Boy FIDDY
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Polished is they key word….
50 tweeting pics of himself playing with money…that so juvenile…he acting like he aint use to money…
50 has made some decent business deals….but he acts like a monkey with money..not a good look…:nono:
*blushes* thanks laker
don’t i look innocent and sh1t
Why am I never added to Facebook pages and chit like that?
Man, I just don’t care™ says:
Redeemed prolly somewhere suckin dyck and eatin puzzy.
@CHOCO
“Okay well in light of the events that have occurred within the past 24 hours – Market Manipulation vs Mind Manipulation I’m gonna go with JAY as being a better business man than Curtis”
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You can go with ‘em. Just don’t put your money with ‘em. Any day now he’ll have to pay back that “Live Nation
Loan Advance*ahem* Deal.”Man, I just don’t care™ says:
Why am I never added to Facebook pages and chit like that?
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bc u don’t want anyone to see how disfigured u are?
@Man, I don’t know your name to add you….
@CANDI
“Why am I never added to Facebook pages and chit like that?
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bc u don’t want anyone to see how disfigured u are?
”
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HUH???????? I know not of which you speak! I have described as “uniquely handsome”
I hope Beyonce has a pre-nup or some sort of separation of assets because it won’t be long till she’s covering for Jigga-boo.
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IDK…that Roc Nation thing is sorta paying off…IDK..Jay aint as dumb as some people would like him to think…
I’m telling you the little things he learned from the big wigs will keep him afloat…
You dont see him tweeting about telling people to go purchase his stock…Jay is smart enough not to even have a Twitter account…
FABULOSALAKER says:
@candi i likes the new gravi sum about that look
YES SHE HAS THE “COME HITHER LOOK ” ON LOCK
@MAN …how the fluck is we supposed to find a incognegro
yvonne79 says:
Man, it’s good to see you. We’ve kinda missed your crass statements around these parts…..
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Speak for yourself
@CANDI U LOOK PUUURRTY AND INNOCENT **adjust candi’s thursday halo**
@MAN I THOUGHT U DIN’T HAVE A FACE BOOK OR TWITTER???
@YVONNE
“I don’t know your name to add you….”
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I thought everyone knew my name…
Yaaawn, does anyone know about stock market rules?? So far, I’m reading garbage responses. As someone who has investment banking and capital markets experience, here’s the deal… it’s not against the law to advertise stock, company, etc. in a public format. Companies on public and private exchanged traded products do it ALL THE TIME for decades.
WHAT U CANT DO IS IS MAKE GUARANTEES AS TO PRICING! It’s the wording, people. Note 50 cent says the following –
“You can double your money right now. Just get what you can afford” Fiddy tweeted. “They are no joke get in now,” he added.
He is saying “YOU CAN DOUBLE YOUR MONEY RIGHT NOW” – that’s against the law. You cannot guarantee pricing in exchange traded stocks because there is no guarantee price. No one knows the final value until the end of the trading day or cycle when all the bids and asked prices are finalized. By saying that he is saying the price is guaranteed and one cannot lose. Had he said “BUY THIS STOCK NOW, GREAT COMPANY” and gave a link. That’s no problem. It’s legit. Also if he’s a principle shareholder he must divulge that and that he has public interest in the company (for purposes of insider trading and financial interest in the firm).
@ MAFIOSA LAKER… is your facebook the one with the children as the profile?
@Choco
I got you. We gon do that.
@Brown
I know- your name here at yahoo, right?
@Candi
Yes..come
get some tipsenjoy a nice lunch with e-friends!You can go with ‘em. Just don’t put your money with ‘em. Any day now he’ll have to pay back that “Live Nation Loan Advance *ahem* Deal.”
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He’ll be fine….
Didnt some club in Vegas pay him a $1 million to appear at their club on NYE….
How much are you getting paid to show up at a club? (not trying to be funny, i’m just asking a question)
@CHACHA SAD BUT TRUE IM NOT A BIG INTERNET PESON BESIDED WORK AND HERE I DON’T DO TOO MUCH DON’T HAVE A FACE BOOK OR TWITTER
I GOT AN OL AZZ MYSPACE AND BLACKPLANET 
I wouldn’t invest with Jigga either. He does bad business deals, in the end he looses money. He lost nearly 20 mil or better with the Jay Hotel deal. He tried to monopolize the gambling ring set for NY and it fell through. The deal almost wipped a few people off the map and slander their good names.
The live nation deal is only as good as the artist he signs.
I wonder if his baby mama thinks this is “Karma”
My snow days have ended finally back to work
@CHI
“I hope Beyonce has a pre-nup or some sort of separation of assets because it won’t be long till she’s covering for Jigga-boo.
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IDK…that Roc Nation thing is sorta paying off…IDK..Jay aint as dumb as some people would like him to think…
I’m telling you the little things he learned from the big wigs will keep him afloat…
You dont see him tweeting about telling people to go purchase his stock…Jay is smart enough not to even have a Twitter account…”
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If you are referring to the “Live Nation” touring deal that he did where he was paid like $100 million. If you read the actual contract, that was an advance based upon the ESTIMATED returns of the tour. If their is a difference he (Beyonce) is due to pay that back. We all know touring returns are down.
Jay hasn’t learned anything. He couldn’t even get LeBron (one of his alleged GOOD friends) to sign with the team he partially owns (the Nets). He’s a buffoon soon to be seperated from his wealth.
did she just say my Thursday halo
man’s name is Jeremy Stanford
@CHACHA IMAGINE ME ON TWITTER……. GHAO;GHVAOERHG;OQUAHBD;GL FOLLOW ME
laker were u on migente too?
*whispers* i was. ayyyyye where the puerto rican papis at 
@BROWN
“Man, it’s good to see you. We’ve kinda missed your crass statements around these parts…..
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Speak for yourself ”
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Why do you purposely try to hurt my feelings? Ain’t I good to you?
GHAO;GHVAOERHG;OQUAHBD;GL FOLLOW ME
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Aww hell, that means people gon find out my gubment name goin to folks fb pages and shyt!
Thing is I said he is more polished I didn’t say anything about breaking my bread with him
Goddamnit Candi! I love you!
*running to Google!*
fhehfheifrhjieofreiofnnwji <—– that's my dust!
Man, I just don’t care™ says:
@BROWN
“Man, it’s good to see you. We’ve kinda missed your crass statements around these parts…..
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Speak for yourself ”
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Why do you purposely try to hurt my feelings? Ain’t I good to you?
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No sir you’re not!
Did you get your azz shot
@candi
bish i was 
but to be fo real i was the minority nun but puerto ricans and dominicans when they saw a mexican they were like “who is that chico?? u mexican mami??”
@MAn
You played Priscilla?!
You look good in that big pink wig!
*Scrolling up to see what i missed*
If good ole Martha couldnt get away with it, then 50 better brace for “impact”
@Man,
Only time will tell…
And he may be a bad business man..but he’s no bafoon…
I think 50 is clearly the bafoon!
xcal86 says:
Yaaawn, does anyone know about stock market rules?? So far, I’m reading garbage responses. As someone who has investment banking and capital markets experience, here’s the deal… it’s not against the law to advertise stock, company, etc. in a public format. Companies on public and private exchanged traded products do it ALL THE TIME for decades.
WHAT U CANT DO IS IS MAKE GUARANTEES AS TO PRICING! It’s the wording, people. Note 50 cent says the following –
“You can double your money right now. Just get what you can afford” Fiddy tweeted. “They are no joke get in now,” he added.
He is saying “YOU CAN DOUBLE YOUR MONEY RIGHT NOW” – that’s against the law. You cannot guarantee pricing in exchange traded stocks because there is no guarantee price. No one knows the final value until the end of the trading day or cycle when all the bids and asked prices are finalized. By saying that he is saying the price is guaranteed and one cannot lose. Had he said “BUY THIS STOCK NOW, GREAT COMPANY” and gave a link. That’s no problem. It’s legit. Also if he’s a principle shareholder he must divulge that and that he has public interest in the company (for purposes of insider trading and financial interest in the firm).
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Still the lid blew off and the stock fell. 50 still in trouble. Buy and sell, buy and sell
tammytammy says:
He did not falsify anything about the stock and the one thing thats saving him is that he did not sell his shares of stock. ****************************************
First of all
Thanks for that. I didn’t see anywhere that he actually sold the stock he owned. He has not benefitted from what he did. Of course he did sell his Twitter followers out becuase the company is on the brink of going out of business. Hopefully none of them considered it a long term investment and didn’t put much money in.
@CANDI APPLE
“I wouldn’t invest with Jigga either. He does bad business deals, in the end he looses money. He lost nearly 20 mil or better with the Jay Hotel deal. He tried to monopolize the gambling ring set for NY and it fell through. The deal almost wipped a few people off the map and slander their good names.
The live nation deal is only as good as the artist he signs.”
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I think when people are told something enough they start to believe it. If you look at the history of his deals, 99.9% are terrible. He doesn’t even have an ear for music. He didn’t want to sign Kanye to rap. If not for ‘Ye’s deterimination Jigga-boo would have lost out on his biggest cash cow.
The one thing I WILL give him credit for is for being a leech. He KNOWS how to latch on to someone with REAL talent and try to suck all the life/money out of ‘em (Beyonce, Damon Dash, LeBron James, Kanye West, Rihanna, Larry Johnson).
@Xcal
You still cant create the demand, push it out, then sell all your shares and run because you KNOW the crash is coming immediately.
He’s still in hot water.
From yesterday:
iscream says:
Sandra are you handing out business cards at Magic City #justasking
nahhhhhh…. it can’t be that because real hoes would post their gravi’s and links to how to contact them… #amatures
Goodnight all…..
To Sandra: I would like to sincerely apologize for any indiscretion or any unintentional disrespect shown towards you and/or your blog.
at you throwing a jab and using a misspelling) …I have 0 (zero) experience in pole dancing and homoerotic striptease. This is not something that I do in real life. When I post something, I give my opinion on the topic at hand but sometimes the convo can quickly swirl another way and if I choose to ride with it I do, if not I log the fvck off and keep it movin’. Yes, it’s very selfish of me to use the SR comment section to satisfy my own fantasies and explore my imagination, but it’s also selfish to infect certain religious views and moral choices on individuals who don’t follow who you follow. It’s selfish to portray yourself as a supporter of ethnic women yet don’t hesistate to call someone you don’t know a hoe (not referring to me, I’ve seen it before). And to think, my imaginary stage theatrics disgusted someone who claimed that they were teamLILKIMfolyfe, who happens to be one of the nastiest b*tches I know (still a fan). Her lyrics are pure raunch and it baffles me that anybody that is team that has the audacity to pass judgment on what’s happening in the next room.
To any commenters/lurkers that have been offended by the sexual aggression and/or sexually driven fantasy role play displayed in my posts, I offer my deepest apology.
I joined SR because I am not only a fan of her site, but I am thoroughly entertained by the varied personalites and behavior that is displayed in the comments section. I have not only laughed so hard that I have spit a little of my drink out, but I have also learned tidbits of information that I may have never learned anywhere else. I want to thank everyone who contributes to that and keeps SR so “alive” everyday.
To continue…This may be considered petty as hell by some (including myself) but I feel as though I must respond. No name was mentioned, but I’m pretty sure the comment was directed towards my posts.
Yes, you are absolutely right, I’m an amateur (and
We are have opinions on what crosses the line on SR, but I appreciate all the diversity displayed here and I hope you all do the same. I am a real person, who is in a loving, healthy relationship, that has a supportive family, a job, and $$$ in my bank account and for those reasons and not those alone, I feel blessed.
If Ms. Rose feels that my posts were to vulgar and that is a problem, then I feel honored for being able to post in the first place and will refrain out of respect for her. Other than that, SR is a minute vessel for my brain to escape for a few minutes a day and I can act a damn ignorant azz slutty azz goofy azz fool if I feel the need. The show must go on…so watch me work.
About the gravi…I actually do like LisaRaye and thinks she’s beautiful. I’m very protective of my image on the internet, I don’t have any social media accounts and if I see a pic of me on my friends/family facebook, there is hell to pay…they must get clearance. It has nothing to do with my appearance, I am not ugly, but I get real “big brotherish” about stuff like that.
To Snooty (since you’re a co-signer):
Everyone please give a round of applause for our 1st nominee for HATER OF THE YEAR!! You may be “old school” or whatever, but I can not remember one single comment that you have ever posted that has impacted me except for your mysogynic and homophobic rants that took place during end of year beef 2010. You are truly a hater from the sidelines.
Anyway, I know the heat is coming….so I’ll just sit back and lmao. Toodles!!! ***sorry for any grammatical errors***
@CHI
“Only time will tell…
And he may be a bad business man..but he’s no bafoon…
I think 50 is clearly the bafoon!”
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Oh… and for your prior question. “No, I am not paid $1 million to make club appearances.” However, that further demonstrates his lack of business skills. Paris Hilton and “socialites” of her stature are paid that equivalent to make appearances. And this is an award winning musician with over 15 years of notoriety???? SMH. Pure idiot.
I’ll give you this, 50 and Jay may BOTH be buffoons, but one is CLEARLY profiting from his buffoonery (even with a lack of talent) while the other is being a buffoon purely for the benefit of others. I’ll let you fill in which is which.
I have to agree with Man hear…all of Jay’s good business deals were brokered by somebody else.
Rocawear – Dame
Armidale- Dame
The 40/40 club (which he has lost money on- partnered with a russian guy or something- don’t remember the nationality but the dude is not an American)
The Nets – still hasn’t found a way to bring more money in thin is going out.
Even Rocawear- he sold it to Iconix for dumb cheap! It’s probably why he and Dame fell out because DAME brokered that deal, not Shawn!
I’m just waiting to see what happens with this stadium thing in BK, because I’m sure is has “HUGE PROFIT LOSS” oozing from the bricks in its foundation.
Jay runs with heavy hitters- yes. He’s a bit more classy- yes. But he doesn’t know how to spot a good deal, and even when he does, he doesn’t know how to manage it. I’d bet my paycheck with 50 or Diddy wayyyy before Jay.
*Please nobody shoot me!*
@DYMOND
GUHL U HAD SUM ON UR MIND HUH??? 
i guess y’all still reading *leans back in recliner*
“TELL’EM HOW YOU REALLY FEEL SON!!!”
BROWNSUGAPOET says:
Aww hell, that means people gon find out my gubment name goin to folks fb pages and shyt!
Dont worry, they will browse right pass your name because it is so not fitting … Brown I bet you have gotten every job you have ever applied for
#parentslovedyou
@BROWN
““Man, it’s good to see you. We’ve kinda missed your crass statements around these parts…..
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Speak for yourself ”
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Why do you purposely try to hurt my feelings? Ain’t I good to you?
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No sir you’re not!
Did you get your azz shot”
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I never requested an azz shot from you! That doesn’t even sound like me.
I think you purposely try to hurt my feelings to disguise your lust and intrigue for me. I think just being honest is the better way to go.
is anyone keeping a running log of nominess? lol i won’t remember these later. where’s ace? he’s good at this kinda stuff.
*Excuse my misspellings*
oh but u got some lap dances tho manuel
GOTCHA LOSO
SCROLLING BACK UP TO SEE WHAT THE FLUCK TRANSPIRED
@ Candi I meant to um invite you to a lil concert that they are throing here you can chill wit me it Kem Ledisi and some guy named El Debarge the end of the month
Holla at me if you not busy
@Dymond
Okay then! Well…to co-sign my favorite co-signor…
“Girl- you peeved for that!”
**3 snaps in a z-formation**
Candi Apple says:
Still the lid blew off and the stock fell. 50 still in trouble. Buy and sell, buy and sell
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Well of course… what he committed is what’s called a Pump and Dump deal. It’s illegal. Dude can be charged with at least 3 infractions that I see.
-misrepresentation, advertising of guaranteed/fixed pricing
-failure to report as insider, principle shareholder
-pump and dump transaction
What Does Pump And Dump Mean?
A scheme that attempts to boost the price of a stock through recommendations based on false, misleading or greatly exaggerated statements. The perpetrators of this scheme, who already have an established position in the company’s stock, sell their positions after the hype has led to a higher share price. This practice is illegal based on securities law and can lead to heavy fines.
The victims of this scheme will often lose a considerable amount of their investment as the stock often falls back down after the process is complete. Traditionally, this type of scheme was done through cold calling, but with the advent of the internet this illegal practice has become even more prevalent. Pump and dump schemes usually target micro- and small-cap stocks, as they are the easiest to manipulate. Due to the small float of these types of stocks it does not take a lot of new buyers to push a stock higher.
Claims about how a stock is set to break out should be met with a considerable amount of caution. It is important to always do your own research in a stock before making an investment.
Messy
@CANDI
”
“oh but u got some lap dances tho manuel
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Tis true. Sadly I succumbed to peer pressure, even tho I have repeatedly stated my distaste for such debauchery. Also, I was tempted by the lure of “thousand dollar bills.”
I’m a stronger man now.
VERY WELL SAID! PPL SHOULD KNOW THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN REAL LIFE AND ENTERTAINMENT. I COULDNT HAVE SAID IT BETTER. BRAVO! AND I’LL RIDE THIS ONE OUT WITH YOU…
Okay here goes…
Everybody go buy some newspaper stock for the capital city paper here in the NC…when I left almost two years ago it was around .23 a share…LESS than the price of a daily newspaper…I ain’t checked the price of that pissy azz stock in I don’t even remma WHEN…and if’n I get rich off my amt of shares when folks go and buy buy buy…then oh DAYUMIT well…that ain’t MY fault and don’t come asking me for SHYT…phuck NO I cannot front you shyt…I don’t know yall like that…so don’t ask…and NO I don’t plan on selling it…not today anyway.
There…now I am as guilty as Curtis.
* Oh and Sandra please delete this post so there will be no record of me “putting it out there”
The one thing I WILL give him credit for is for being a leech. He KNOWS how to latch on to someone with REAL talent and try to suck all the life/money out of ‘em (Beyonce, Damon Dash, LeBron James, Kanye West, Rihanna, Larry Johnson).
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Sometimes all you need is to keep good company….
I know it works for me….why hang around/be friends with people that cant benefit you…
Hanging around losers makes you a loser too…I dont see nothing wrong with it…If you gotta ride a coattail ride the FLUCK out of it!!!
@al u sure its el and not rico like u played me last time?!
*gases up the Pacer* when is it?!
I’m a stronger man now.
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i’m sure that will be beneficial…to someone else
**reading comment 162**
So I guess we goin “officially” start off 2011 huh?
Oh dam I thought I sent you an azz shot but I guess it was someone else!
Oh well
who happens to be one of the nastiest b*tches I know
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STOP the dayum presses…skerrrrrt………..
You know Lil Kim?
I kid I kid…goes back to finish reading…
Did I miss something? Someone fill me in, you know I’m slow!!! Sassy? Cha Cha? Brown? Someone!!! *hugs myself*
What Does Pump And Dump Mean?
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I thought it had a DIFF. meaning but then again I am NASTY….
goes back to finish reading…..
@candi i bored
got my lil boy this toy story two tent wana help me build it while we sip on some hot coco and eat some sweet bread **mexican bread*** 
@K DUB
“What Does Pump And Dump Mean?
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I thought it had a DIFF. meaning but then again I am NASTY….
goes back to finish reading…..”
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I bet Brandy Norwood would give a different meaning!
@ Candi It El no jokes just trying to be friendly is all
**playin wit my emotions and chit!**
i’ll watch u build the toy but i will tear the sweet bread and hot cocoa up u hear me?!
i gotta go to a meeting with this working group that i HATE
why must i work?! why can’t i find a rich man like Eulogy is so I can drop out of working and follow him to all his fancy events! 
@yvonne what i got from the lttr is that “BISH IMA DO ME REAGARDLES OF WHAT U THINK CUZ IM REAL AND THIS SH!T YALL CALL SR IS ONLY A GRAIN OF RICE IN MY POT” !!! <<<DID I DO IT DYMOND???
@Xcal
Thats exactly what they were doing in “Boiler Room” but they used cold-calling to do it as well….
yvonne
dymond and tiff (who i think gave man a lap dance *side eye*) were doing an erotic routine yesterday that just so happened to involved a pole and someone made a remark on it
i think that’s what happened. i could be wrong.
Man, I just don’t care™ says:
@CANDI
“oh but u got some lap dances tho manuel ”
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Tis true. Sadly I succumbed to peer pressure, even tho I have repeatedly stated my distaste for such debauchery. Also, I was tempted by the lure of “thousand dollar bills.”
I’m a stronger man now.
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We had a ball too, You worked that cage. Did you pick up your money?
@LAKER
Yeah, I got FB but my name spelled a lil differently and chit. Got/had a twitter but I forgot the name/password.
Eulogy is so I can drop out of working and follow him to all his fancy events!
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drop out of workin…
*hugs myself*
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Yo azz been watching that dayyyyyum Mo’Nique Show again ain’t chu????
Whyvonne
apparently iscream said somethin about Dymond yesterday
@C.APPLE
“We had a ball too, You worked that cage. Did you pick up your money?”
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¿¿¿
???
I know not of which you speak!!!! I didn’t even get into any cage!
@Candi
Me & You both! I’m tryna be just like Epiphany when I grow up….flying round the world on some mna’s dime while I just sit back and look pretty.
@MAN MY BRO OPEN ME UP A FACE BOOK WHEN IT FIRST CAME OUT AND BISH NEVER USED IT
I will never stop like I’m running from the cops,
hopped up in my car and told my chauffeur “to the top” HA!
DYMOND…
YOU GOOD… TRUST AND BELIEVE SANDRA KNOWS ALL AND SEES ALL… IM SO SURE IF SHE HAD A PROBLEM WITH YOU ON SANDRA ROSE THE SAME PEOPLE THAT SAY THEY DONT LIKE THE SITE BECAUSE OF THE COMMENTERS ARE THE SAMES ONE READING EVERY SINGLE COMMENT AND LOGGIN IN EACH DAY. THERE ARE ENOUGH HUGS TO GO AROUND… WHAT IS WRONG WITH PEOPLE… THE DUDES NEVA HATE ON ANOTHER AS MUCH AS WE DO, SANDRITA SERIOUSLY CAN YOU GET SOME MORE TESTOSTERONE IN HERE… I AM SO TIRED OF BEING A FAKE SLUTTY LESBO WITH ALL OF MY E BISHES… SIKE (choco) NO IM NOT ….. WHO WANTS TO GO IN THE KONA WITH ME 
FLUCKIN SHAME!
smh @ 50 c’mon son
yvonne
dymond and tiff (who i think gave man a lap dance *side eye*) were doing an erotic routine yesterday that just so happened to involved a pole and someone made a remark on it
i think that’s what happened. i could be wrong.
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…that conversation started making my head hurt….
I just remember us debating Lil Kim and Nikki Garbaj and then people was commenting…I may have been gone when the drama popped off… I had to go get
@Kdub: No, ma’am…I have NEVER watched Monique’s show. Does she hug herself?
StillASassyOne says:
@Dymond
Okay then! Well…to co-sign my favorite co-signor…
“Girl- you peeved for that!”
AND THAT FOLKS IS WHY I FUX WITH YOU SASO
xcal86 says:
Great information. Sharing is caring
My uncles were former cold sell officers.
so ummm Yvonne……..yeah I uh found somethin for you
I thought you might be a lil interested in
WHAT IS WRONG WITH PEOPLE… THE DUDES NEVA HATE ON ANOTHER AS MUCH AS WE DO, SANDRITA SERIOUSLY CAN YOU GET SOME MORE TESTOSTERONE IN HERE… I AM SO TIRED OF BEING A FAKE SLUTTY LESBO WITH ALL OF MY E BISHES… SIKE (choco) NO IM NOT ….. WHO WANTS TO GO IN THE KONA WITH ME FLUCKIN SHAME!
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*singin in my MJ’s voice*
“your not alone..I am here with you….”
Nothing wrong with being an e-lesbun… we all have fantasies…mine just involve Nia, Lauren, Megan and Euology!!
@Cha-Cha
LOL! (you #seewhatIdidthere?)
PUMP equates to Building Up (INFLATING…) the Stocks TRUE Worth/Value to inspire potential Buyers to go out AND BUY
DUMP equates to Selling THAT STOCK that you Inflated to a Profit/Revenue VALUE for Yourself TO SELL therefore putting MONEY IN YOUR POCKETS through the Illusion that YOU Created
It’s VERY Similar to a Guy building a Females HOPES-n-DREAMS up by giving her GOOD-AZZ DYCK only to DROP HER AZZ after your done with HER PUSS
Oh… GOOD Afternoon EVERYBODY
WOW!!!!!!!!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HATER OF THE YEAR HATE ON WHAT BECAUSE I DONT PRETEND TO BE A HOE ON THE INTERNET.
I AM A SELF CONFIDENT WOMEN WITH CLASS. IF I FIND YOUR RANDOM ACTS OF HOEDOM TO ATTRACT MEANSLESS ATTENTION FROM RANDOM SPERM DONORS DISTASTEFUL THEN I AM ENTITLED TO MY OPINION JUST LIKE YOURS I AM FREE TO COSIGN WHATEVER I WANT JUST AS YOU ARE.
TRUTHFULLY I WASNT EVEN REFERRING TO YOU BUT BUT I FEEL YOU THAT HOE INSIDE COULDNT BE CONTAINED IT NEED TO BE RELEASED. GO STAND IN LINE & LET A RANDOM DUDE BUST IN YOUR FACE SWALLOW IT LIKE A REAL TROOPER MOMMA.
@CandiApple
Angie’s character in “Salt” was based on a real person? Really? Where can I google this?
Thanks everyone for the clarification. Some days the cattiness in here is too much to keep up with. Don’t get me wrong, a heffa is nosey as hell and the beefin’ is entertaining nonetheless but gimme a break….
Choco aka Hippie says:
@Sass
thanks boo but on the strength I don’t have insider info like that and it’s way to damn risky anyone can invest just research on certain companies or gadgets or products – but hey we could still meet for lunch
DYMOND DYMOND DYMOND The CROWD CHANTS!
I bet Brandy Norwood would give a different meaning!
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What ever are you tryna say about lil sweet innocent Brandy Norwood?
Folks today run their mouths too dayum much! There is nothing wrong with being a quiet achiever……Braggers go down fast!!!
@Brown: Muahahhahahahaha (evil laugh)….send it to me boo…..
*rubs hands together eagerly*
These e-bates (not de-bates) have been getting a little hot in here lately.
I started to comment on the “Gabby Got a Man” post the other day, but when I stepped in, fists were already 200+ comments deep and flying! When I saw Candibfly even throwing some bows…
I just backed out slowly and closed the door (hit the red “x”)
WE HAD A LITTLE E-PARTY YESTERDAY, AND SOMEONE THREW IN A SIDEWAYZ
COMMENT I SEE …
AND MAN WHO IS SUPPOSED TO BE E-SINGLE *side eye* HAD A LIL FUN OF HIS OWN… ANYWAY NOTHING OUT OF THE ORDINARY, IDK WHY SHE DECIDED TO TAKE SHOTS LIKE SHE WAZ SO APPALLED
ELove says:
It’s VERY Similar to a Guy building a Females HOPES-n-DREAMS up by giving her GOOD-AZZ DYCK only to DROP HER AZZ after your done with HER PUSS
Oh… GOOD Afternoon EVERYBODY
FLUCK YOUR GOOD AFTERNOON
DYMOND my sexy bish (FIANCE dont shank me only making my girl feel better) bish do you thats all you could do.
DAMN I do some work and chit pops off is it that serious?!!
ELove says:
..It’s VERY Similar to a Guy building a Females HOPES-n-DREAMS up by giving her GOOD-AZZ DYCK only to DROP HER AZZ after your done with HER PUSS
Oh… GOOD Afternoon EVERYBODY
January 13, 2011 at 1:08 pm
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My nicca!
Man, I just don’t care™ says:
@C.APPLE
“We had a ball too, You worked that cage. Did you pick up your money?”
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¿¿¿ ???
I know not of which you speak!!!! I didn’t even get into any cage!
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Shhh our secret Babe
*Smacks azz* I got your card 
WHO WANTS TO GO IN THE KONA WITH ME
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:umido:
All yall lying to yourself…folks log in and lurk cause they cannot get enuff of moi…yours truly…this heffa right CHERE…
*POINTS TO ME…and EXITS…
For some reason I don’t see 50 doing time behind this BUT I could be wrong
so Tiff gon bring her azz in here and not recognize me?!?!?!!?!?!?!
I think I need to take more applications cuz I may have an opening!
**confession**
Ok, I have to admit something.
Don’t judge me.
I fugged Redeemed. I know I know…
But she was so passionate after dem birds fell out da sky and chit. She freaky then a muthaflucker. Tom bout she wanted me to spank her with the bible. And “Superman” her with some Holy Water. I had to draw the line after she told me where to place the holy cross on her.
After our fling, she said she was ashamed of herself could never come back to SR. I’m sorry yall.
KDub: You are so right! *throws confetti at cha*
What happened in here?
@BROWN
“I think I need to take more applications cuz I may have an opening!”
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I love the discreet way you yearn for me.
Man, I just don’t care™ says:
**confession**
Ok, I have to admit something.
Don’t judge me.
I fugged Redeemed. I know I know…
But she was so passionate after dem birds fell out da sky and chit. She freaky then a muthaflucker. Tom bout she wanted me to spank her with the bible. And “Superman” her with some Holy Water. I had to draw the line after she told me where to place the holy cross on her.
After our fling, she said she was ashamed of herself could never come back to SR. I’m sorry yall.
January 13, 2011 at 1:14 pm
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@Man Carry yo ass on home for the day…do NOT log in for the next 7-10 business days and await your letter from Obama….
iscream says:
Sandra are you handing out business cards at Magic City #justasking
nahhhhhh…. it can’t be that because real hoes would post their gravi’s and links to how to contact them… #amatures
Goodnight all…..
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Talking chit and running out nahhhh Dymond you should’ve let this pass! You will learn SIS most don’t even warrant a response
CUBIC ZIRCONIA YOU GET NO SHINE HERE I HAVE NOTHING FURTHER TO SAY. CLEARLY YOU WENT HOME SLEPT ON IT AND THOUGHT HARD A LONG ABOUT IT IF YOU DONT THINK ABOUT SANDRA ROSE AND ITS JUST AN OUTLET WHY DID YOU FEEL THE NEED TO WRITE A DISSERTATION.
I CAN COSIGN WHOMEVER AND WILL IF I WANT TO JUST LIKE OTHERS ON HERE DO. SINCE WHEN IS COSIGNING ON SANDRA ROSE A CRIME.
PEOPLE ARE COSIGNING YOU RIGHT NOW HELLO LIGHTS.
KDub says:
All yall lying to yourself…folks log in and lurk cause they cannot get enuff of moi…yours truly…this heffa right CHERE…
*POINTS TO ME…and EXITS…
KwallGot JokesKDUBBI DO AT LEAST
Hurt hoes clap they azz the loudest.
Same shyt, different day, new hoes. And of course the old skanks wanna
Don’t like what I said
I really don’t give a FVCK. I have my right to speak on it the same way you have the right to twirk it, pop it and suck it.. Two tears in a bucket, fck it.
debba debba debba dee that’s all folks.
Sassy I’ve found some sites that said it was true and other sites that said it wasn’t so when you find out let me know
I fugged Redeemed. I know I know…
But she was so passionate after dem birds fell out da sky and chit. She freaky then a muthaflucker. Tom bout she wanted me to spank her with the bible. And “Superman” her with some Holy Water. I had to draw the line after she told me where to place the holy cross on her.
After our fling, she said she was ashamed of herself could never come back to SR. I’m sorry yall.
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HOE!!!!!
@ La Nothing everybody is fully clothed
have you ever noticed that naked people dont fight 
Man, I just don’t care™ says:
**confession**
Ok, I have to admit something.
Don’t judge me.
I fugged Redeemed. I know I know…
But she was so passionate after dem birds fell out da sky and chit. She freaky then a muthaflucker. Tom bout she wanted me to spank her with the bible. And “Superman” her with some Holy Water. I had to draw the line after she told me where to place the holy cross on her.
After our fling, she said she was ashamed of herself could never come back to SR. I’m sorry yall.
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I fugged Redeemed. I know I know…
But she was so passionate after dem birds fell out da sky and chit. She freaky then a muthaflucker. Tom bout she wanted me to spank her with the bible. And “Superman” her with some Holy Water. I had to draw the line after she told me where to place the holy cross on her.
After our fling, she said she was ashamed of herself could never come back to SR. I’m sorry yall.
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So it was YEWWWW. I am sending search parties out for her and whatnot…following her all over the ERFF…cause she ran away from home into your bed?
So….do tell…DETAILS please…she gave a NEW meaning to “Bible Thumper…” huh?
I love a good
I’m messy like that….
@Al, Lol, come to think of it, nope they don’t.
@CHI
“I fugged Redeemed. I know I know…
But she was so passionate after dem birds fell out da sky and chit. She freaky then a muthaflucker. Tom bout she wanted me to spank her with the bible. And “Superman” her with some Holy Water. I had to draw the line after she told me where to place the holy cross on her.
After our fling, she said she was ashamed of herself could never come back to SR. I’m sorry yall.
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HOE!!!!!”
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Please don’t judge me.
KDUBB
Meow…. glad I was on your mind today. Have a blessed day.
Peace and Blessings
LA All Im saying is Everybody should get naked and end all this back and forth nonsense
TEAM PEACEFULBUTTNAKED
Y’all I have been stuck in the house for 4 days because of the snow in atl. I have cabin fever. For the love of sr.com can we all just get along.
LETS GO AL
@ MAN/BROTHER I suggest you walk around with an umbrella at all times in case some birds should happens to fall out the sky on yo azz.. YOU KNOW REST O dont play that shyt!
@ISCREAM
“Hurt hoes clap they azz the loudest.”
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Hurt hoes need an “outlet” for their pain! Don’t take that away from them!
Please don’t judge me.
the good deacon lady….
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How you
You aint chit, Man…
Some people are off limits…
Funny how I read e-fights and in my head I give everybody their own individual voices. Dymond got a West Coast Accent, Snooty got a Jamaican Accent ( dont ask me why? thats just how it came out lol) Makes this e-fight all that much funnier. Hell Sandra dont even have a accent in my head, just a deep voice.
I HATE ARGUING!
@Man… (Comment #239)
I SEE Chinks-n-Dents are appearing in YOUR Armour Dawg because @Redeemed NEVER EVER Liked YOUR GURL Kim-K… Yet you of ALL PEOPLE would HIT THAT knowing Full-Well how she feels about YOUR Artificially Enhanced QUEEN ?!!?
YOU need to do something VERY SPECIAL & SIGNIFICANT to REDEEM Yourself Dawg
off the topic for a second i saw someone say something about twitter i need some new people to follow.
Meow…. glad I was on your mind today.
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Daisy you on my mind erryday I come here mama….
“You were alwayssssss on myyyyyyy mind……you were always on my mind”
Willie Nelson (I think)
@Al, lol, great suggestion. Give peace a chance. I’ll stay in my pajamas and out of the drama.
@Sassy
She is a agent. She wont be on google. The story was changed but if you google events you will see some similarities to the movie.
WHAT WRONG WITH BEING A HOE?
After perusing the comments and reading between the lines. I have come to the conclusion that all of this e-fighting is a desperate cry for my affection and attention.
Sadly, I must inform the participants, that I am in a e-lationship with Candibfly and Candibfly alone.
Hopefully, this will cut down on some the rancor and vitriol exhibited.
@EB
You getting paid for cabin fever if so I have no sympathy for you SIKE just don’t send that chit my way
Hell Sandra dont even have a accent in my head, just a deep voice.
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Sounding like Barry white and chit!!!
SnootyPooty1 says:
I CAN COSIGN WHOMEVER AND WILL IF I WANT TO
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IS THAT YOUR ACCEPTANCE SPEECH? I DONT EVEN KNOW YOU BUT IT’S PRETTY CLEAR HOW YOU GOT THE NOMINATION. BRAVO TO YOU ALSO. NOW TAKE THIS AWARD *shaped as a teeny Pnus w/2huge balls* AND STICK IT DOWN YA CO-SIGNIN THROAT!
#THATIZALL
@Kwall
LMAO! You going to hell right alongside Man for that “bible-thumper” reference and I do log in just for you!
All day, everyday. Me & Jesus love you. Arf.
WHAT WRONG WITH BEING A HOE?
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Nothing, I guess…as long as you strap up. I used to be one..back in the day!!
Just cant be messing with the good deacon church people…its not right!!
SASO whats up Ma? How you been?
@SASSY
I know I’m not going to Hell cause Redeemed already told me she let me into her Heaven.
So, this e-beef??!!
And this is because Dymond pretends to be a stripper? Some of us have way tooooooooooooo much time on our hands
I mean, someone would really give a fuk about something a STRANGER said…. on the internet…and it wasn’t even about you?
ok, I’m definitely missing something here
I bet someone in his financial camp told him not to do it….smh
@Candi Apple
Hmmm….lemme go research.
@Brown
I will let you know. this type of stuff interests me. (I’m a history buff.)
FLINGS myself in between the two sets of folks I love….YALL GONE STOP…there is room for us ALL up on here….
(and I quickly get the hail ON before I get e-punched, e-kicked, or my wig e-snatched owf like Viv’s did by the wind that time at the Indy airport…)
@ChaCha I’m slayed in the SR spirit everytime I see “Rest-O”
*shaped as a teeny Pnus w/2huge balls* AND STICK IT DOWN YA CO-SIGNIN THROAT!
All day, everyday. Me & Jesus love you. Arf.
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:whitsle: *while holdin hands*
Lift Evra Vooiicceee and Siiinnnng
Til Earth and Heavunnnnn Ring
Ring Wit Da Harmoeeeeeees of LiiiiiiiiBuhty
Let Our Rejoiciinnnngg RIIIIIIIIISSSEEEE
High As Da Listneeeeeeng Skies……………………..
the system
Hey Al!
I’m good babe! How you been doing? Behavin? (Hell naw- Ise been reading.)
@Man
Keep playing and 200 lb Bald eagle is going to fall right out of the sky in Louisiana and land on your azz.
And this is because Dymond pretends to be a stripper? Some of us have way tooooooooooooo much time on our hands
I mean, someone would really give a fuk about something a STRANGER said…. on the internet…and it wasn’t even about you?
ok, I’m definitely missing something here
and 
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AAAWWWWWW YOU MAD MOMMIE BECAUSE MY HAIR IS REAL AND YOUR IS FAKE STAY AWAY FROM FLAMES WOULDN’T WANT TO SEE YOU ON A VIDEO GETTING DOUBLE PENETRATED WITH FIRE BALLS FLYING EVERY WHERE. ITS A LOT OF DYCK IN THE WORLD PLS GO HAVE YOUR SHARE.
I DONT EVEN KNOW YOU & WOULDNT CARE TO YOU EVEREST COLLEGE CANDIDATE. THEY HAVENT EVEN ACCEPTED YOU AFTER ALL THE HEAD U GAVE TO GET IN. HOW DID THAT AFFECT YOUR NONE SELF ESTEEM HAVING SELF.
Tiff
So, this e-beef??!!
And this is because Dymond pretends to be a stripper? Some of us have way tooooooooooooo much time on our hands
I mean, someone would really give a fuk about something a STRANGER said…. on the internet…and it wasn’t even about you?
ok, I’m definitely missing something here
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I thought the whole point of coming on a blog is to be whoever you want to be…its not really real….or is it…..
I’m confused chit…
ALBoy says:
WHAT WRONG WITH BEING A HOE?
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it’slike a sprained ankle boy I ain’t nuttin to play with!
its not really real….or is it…..
I’m confused chit…
Hence aka Hippie I mean who’s real name is on here! SMDH
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*joins Brown*
“Sinnnggg a sonngg, full of the dah-da-da-da-da-da taught us. Sinnngggg a song full of the dah-da-da-da-da-da bouuuugggghhhhttt usssss! Facing the rising sunnnnn! As a new day begun. Let us resound high as the *mumbling* seaaaa!!!”
Oh yeah, @Man and KDub, I can’t wit yall today.
Hey Auntie can we get a
cause this shyt right here is raggedy…..
NO ONE MENTIONED ANYONES NAME & CUBIC ZIRCONIA DECIDED TO COME FOR ME WHEN IT WAS UNWARRANTED IF I SAID HER NAME I UNDERSTAND BUT THAT DIDNT HAPPEN PLEASE GIVE HER THE ATTENTION SHE IS DESIRING I AM DONE.
HOES NEED LOVE TOO.
@ Saso Im good I aint did nothin Just trying to find out where in Alabama these birds fell at so I can put them in the deep freezer and sell them around the 4th
Hustle Man
KDub says:
“You were alwayssssss on myyyyyyy mind……you were always on my mind”
Willie Nelson (I think)
@man
and 
@Al
See- I likes that. I love me an entreprenueritarian type of man.
Choco aka Hippie says:
this chit is funny to me cuz ppl do really be in their feelings I mean
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I mean, like really??? How old are these people?? I’m starting to think my adolescent daughter is posting on this site… but she’s actually a little more mature
OMG
this chit just got realllll GAY 
@ Snooty that is a pretty Picture of you
@chaCha
Actually, it’s a Brandy song from her debut album:
“Always on my mind……You’re always on my mindddddd. Thoughts of you all the time…..you’re always on my mind.”
Ya’ll making me wanna go
YO REAL TALK ITS ONLY A FLUCKING BLOG
YOU DONT REALLY KNOW THESE PEOPLE
ON
THEY DONT KNOW YOU
YOU CAN SAY WHATEVER THE FLUCK YOU WANT
THE ONLY PERSON YOU HAVE TO RESPECT IS SANDRA
IF YOU WANNA HOE, BE A HOE
IF YOU LIKE WOMEN THEN GET YOUR
STOP TAKIN THIS CHIT SO SERIOUS, ITS ONLY A FLUCKING BLOG
SHEESH!
I’m starting to think my adolescent daughter is posting on this site…
who knows
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Maybe just lonely bitter souls
Choco what going on why havent you seen me naked in the new year?
THEY HAVENT EVEN ACCEPTED YOU AFTER ALL THE HEAD U GAVE TO GET IN.
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Maamm…did you really just make up a fantasy life for me? the Schizo post was yesterday, looks like your ship has sailed hunny…
GOOD DAY I WILL SEE YOU GUYS LATER.
lol saso when did i throw bows? i don’t remember that. i remember responding to some random chick. and was called “boring” bc i didn’t cuss or get ignorant
Maamm…did you really just make up a fantasy life for me? the Schizo post was yesterday, looks like your ship has sailed hunny…
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SWV Sang da shyt outta that song
Boy-I- can’t- seem -to- get- you- outta my heaaaad
Cuz there is something about you that makes meeee ssmmmiilllee
@ Snooty Okay I will talk to you later
I mean who’s real name is on here!
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I am ghetto…my real name wouldn’t FIT…there is a character limit.
@AL
Becuz you are trying to get naked with everyone else and I don’t share like that booo and since I care so much I had to let you go
DUMB AZZ I DIDNT POST ANYTHING YESTERDAY BESIDES COSIGN..
YOU TRYING TO GET INITIATED IN THE CREW HUH AWWWWW LONELY MISERABLY THANG.
ROFLMAO
Did someone just say: “Ma’am.”
Hole up, so this e-fight is about a chick dancing on a pole in her imaginary world? All I’m saying is who can see her? It aint like its up in your face, maybe I’m missing something. And Dymond why would you come and respond to your right to imaginary dance on a imaginary pole? Did somebody shortchange your imaginary paycheck after you put in imaginary work???
Is this how things work on the internet? Are we really this bored? Two grown women arguing over….. imaginations. I’m sorry but this is
behavior on both parts. Since we imagining, imagine my hand pimp smacking some sense into both of you. Matter of fact imagine that before I did it I dipped my hand into imaginary flour for a good imaginary grip. 
chibytex says:
So, this e-beef??!!
And this is because Dymond pretends to be a stripper? Some of us have way tooooooooooooo much time on our hands
I mean, someone would really give a fuk about something a STRANGER said…. on the internet…and it wasn’t even about you?
ok, I’m definitely missing something here
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I thought the whole point of coming on a blog is to be whoever you want to be…its not really real….or is it…..
I’m confused chit…
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I for one, am passing time @ work.. crossing my legs, typing on the computer, and shyt.. but some people APPARENTLY live, eat and breathe these blogs.. this is their moment in life… I kinda feel bad for them
It’s OK ya’ll- there are gonna be a lot of REAL people in YOUR ACTUAL life that will say of do things to piss you off- learn to choose your battles wisely.. its part of being an intellegent woman 
And thats socme shyt I normally tell my CHILD- get it together girls
I am ghetto…my real name wouldn’t FIT…there is a character limit.
My point chit for all yall know Im NOT WHO I SAY I AM 
SIKE
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OKAY, IM DONE! no more entertaining this BS. just thought you guys would enjoy a good e-fight. but enough iz enough.. i could care less who’s Snooty and smells like a Pooty…
How can you tell if someone got their E-ass whooped or not???
@chaCha
Actually, it’s a Brandy song from her debut album:
“Always on my mind……You’re always on my mindddddd. Thoughts of you all the time…..you’re always on my mind.”
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Willie Nelson 1972…told yall I am a music buff. Baldy and SWV sang songs with same lyrics but Willie crooned that joka way back.
I’m just making sure post 326 was not directed toward me…
Please tell me I’m not crazy!!!
I for one, am passing time @ work.. crossing my legs, typing on the computer, and shyt.. but some people APPARENTLY live, eat and breathe these blogs.. this is their moment in life… I kinda feel bad for them It’s OK ya’ll- there are gonna be a lot of REAL people in YOUR ACTUAL life that will say of do things to piss you off- learn to choose your battles wisely.. its part of being an intellegent woman
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WHEW CHILE so Glad you are sharing the knowledge – COULDNT HAVE SAID IT BETTER!!
@ Choco they are gone now
chibytex says:
WHAT WRONG WITH BEING A HOE?
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Nothing, I guess…as long as you strap up. I used to be one..back in the day!!
OKAY CHIBY.. LET ME BE THE FIRST TO SEND YO AZZ STRAIGHT TO THE KONA AND DONT EXPECT TO GET OUT FOR THE REST OF JANUARY—>
I swear this shyt gets so stale!
**gets fabuloso gun out and sprays this dam post down** LET’S MOVE ON ITS ALWAYS THE SAME FUNK PEOPLE…LIKE FO REAL MOVE ON WHAT POPN THIS WEEKND???
SINGING LOUD
Your always on my mind
I like the way you make me feel
BROWNSUGAPOET says:
:whitsle: *while holdin hands*
Lift Evra Vooiicceee and Siiinnnng
Til Earth and Heavunnnnn Ring
Ring Wit Da Harmoeeeeeees of LiiiiiiiiBuhty
Let Our Rejoiciinnnngg RIIIIIIIIISSSEEEE
High As Da Listneeeeeeng Skies……………………..
CAN YOU DO THAT IN YOUR SGT. MASON VOICE… PLEASE
DO IT DO IT
phrozen shut up
LMAO!
Can I just ask, who bought up hair?
Example (see below):
Girl 1: “Bish- you got a nasty attitude!”
Girl 2: “My real hair is 18 inches long though!”
Girl 1: “WTF you talking about? You always saying something about somebody on the sneak! That’s a coward for you!”
Girl 2: “I drive a Porsche Boxter- it’s this years model.”
Girl 1: “How you got an issue with somebody you don’t even know?!”
Girl 2: “My house is 2300 sq. ft and sits on Mt. Everest overlooking the San Fernando Valley.”
Girl 1: “Fluck your punk azz! If you got something to say, just say it, it’s the internet!”
Girl 2: “I got a Ph.D. in Earth Science and I’m a size 3.”
I die when that happens. Whole conversation be like
I’m jussaying though…don’t shoot!
StillASassyOne says:
I just watched Boiler Room (for a 3rd time) and “Wall Street Never Sleeps” this weekend so I figured he would be in trouble for this.
The market is built on speculation and rumors. You can’t hold stock in a company and then get out there and persuade people to invest in a stock that is pretty much worthless. He was pushing the stock extra hard because HE had a interest in it (his stocks), therefore, kind of creating a false market for the stock. (You create a market for stock by creating a demand, i.e.- telling people the stock is about to blow up and be big and everybody is hopping on it when everybody is not. This feeds a frenzy and causes people who otherwise may not invest in this stock to put their money up for it. You’ve just created a market and demand for a stock now through “speculation.”)
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Good points.
WHAT’S THE INITIATION FOR?? LAWD THIS SH!T IS DUM!!!
Yeah the very same ones it’s really weird when you think of it – LIKE FREAK POLICE ON SR it’s one thing to make a comment but to be derogatory and random is beyond comprehension! IT”S SAD THO NEW YEAR SAME HATE!
@CHI
“I’m just making sure post 326 was not directed toward me…
Please tell me I’m not crazy!!!”
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You might need to ask the person directly.
@ Sassy
Has Brought Us
Seeeeeeng A Song
Full OF
DA Hope DAT DA President
Facin Da Riiiiiiizin Suuuuuuun
Of a New Daaayyyyy Beeeeeeeeegun
Let Us March Owwnnnn
Til Victarayyyyyyyy
Is Woooonnnnnnnnn
@Cha Cha
You know the whole “you cant turn a hoe into a housewife” theory….
It aint true girl…its really possible
I’m a living witness..
You just gotta switch cities and change your image…But it CAN be done
@chibytex please share……I usually dont partake BUT i will make an exception for today
Sassy!! You made me spit out my sandwich…
saso i also wondered when we started talkin bout hair. i thought perhaps i’d missed something while in a meeting
*leans back and passes the time til my next meeting*
@SASSY I LAUGH AT THE SAME SH!T LIKE
I GOT THIS AND U DON’T!!! SOUNDING LIKE MY DAM 4YR OLD 
I want @Phro to get HIS azz off this thread…and I need Candi Apple and BrownSP to sang LOUDER to drown this ish out…
@AL
they weren’t the problem it was you handing out that good richard like it was free candy which by now prolly is all sticky with lent on it
@Choco @Candi
I mean I’m just saying, I would gather he/she who types the slowest is said to be the one on the ground getting stomped..and the faster typer is the one banging shyt out right???
TIFF IF YO AZZ IGNORE ME ONE MO TIME I SEEEEWARE IT’S GON BE HELL TO PAY!
@Brown
LOL! Could you tell I had forgotten the words? Havent’ had to sing that since choir practice in 3rd grade.
@Yvonne, Candi, Laker
LMAO! I always die when I see that sh*t though! And it never fails! IT always comes up at some random point!
I be scratching the hell outta my head!
Why do yall always wait until I’m logged off to get things poppin in here. *crosses arms* It’s not fair.
@phrozen apparently i lost an e-fight i didn’t even know i was having bc i did not “entertain” her.
i never introduced myself when i first got thru the gates but i woulda said i ain’t here to amuse u or into e-beefs
oh and i stan for El DeBarge! *squeals*
I mean I’m just saying, I would gather he/she who types the slowest is said to be the one on the ground getting stomped..and the faster typer is the one banging shyt out right???
and some folks be frying others
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Something like that but I also thinks it’s the context of the comment cuz some folks say CORNY CHIT
Here you gon Cinnamon
Choco aka Hippie says:
Yeah the very same ones it’s really weird when you think of it – LIKE FREAK POLICE ON SR it’s one thing to make a comment but to be derogatory and random is beyond comprehension! IT”S SAD THO NEW YEAR SAME HATE!
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Exactly
Now someone pass the
StillASassyOne says:
LMAO!
Can I just ask, who bought up hair?
Am I the only one who cracks up when people beef and one of the participants starts throwing in random facts about themselves?
Example (see below):
Girl 1: “Bish- you got a nasty attitude!”
Girl 2: “My real hair is 18 inches long though!”
Girl 1: “WTF you talking about? You always saying something about somebody on the sneak! That’s a coward for you!”
Girl 2: “I drive a Porsche Boxter- it’s this years model.”
Girl 1: “How you got an issue with somebody you don’t even know?!”
Girl 2: “My house is 2300 sq. ft and sits on Mt. Everest overlooking the San Fernando Valley.”
Girl 1: “Fluck your punk azz! If you got something to say, just say it, it’s the internet!”
Girl 2: “I got a Ph.D. in Earth Science and I’m a size 3.”
I die when that happens. Whole conversation be like
I’m jussaying though…don’t shoot!
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@SASSY
I always die when I see that sh*t though! And it never fails! IT always comes up at some random point!
I be scratching the hell outta my head!
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But see it’s the internet so of course you can be whoever you want to be
@Chi (#352)
Amen to that. It can be done. I’ve seen it happen.
IF YOUR POSING IN A PIC WITH 18 PACKS OF WEAVE IN YOUR HAIR PRETENDING ITS YOURS ITS FAIR GAME THANK YOU.
I WAS ATTACKED FOR NO REASON I HAVE NOT SAID ANYTHING TO ANYONE NOR HAVE I MENTIONED ANYONE’S NAME UNTIL I WAS CALLED OUT OF MY NAME.
I mean I’m just saying, I would gather he/she who types the slowest is said to be the one on the ground getting stomped..and the faster typer is the one banging shyt out right???
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Throws @Phrozen the hail OWT…(opens balcony door and throws his chit down to his azz)
…NOW GIT…NOW GIT (in my Tasha Mack voice and dance…)
Phrozen1der says:
@Choco @Candi
I mean I’m just saying, I would gather he/she who types the slowest is said to be the one on the ground getting stomped..and the faster typer is the one banging shyt out right???
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*kicks Prozen* Get yo azz outta this post ASAP!!!!!!!!!!
ALBoy says:
@ Saso Im good I aint did nothin Just trying to find out where in Alabama these birds fell at so I can put them in the deep freezer and sell them around the 4th
but who’s hair was fake? #lostinthesauce
STONEEE DA ROAD WEEEEEEEE TROOODDDDDD
BITTER DA CHASNNNNIN ROD,
FELT IN DA DAAAYYYYYYY DAT HOOOOOPE
UNBOOWWWNNNNNN HAS DIED,
YET WIT A STEADEEEEEE BEAT
HAVE NOT OUR WEARYYYYYYYYYY FEET,
CUM TO DA PLACE
ON WHICH OUR DADDEEEEES SIGHED
Right on Right on @ Chibytex……….
Now all I need is some Moscato 
Thinking of Hair and E fights Lets……..
Get Naaaaaaaaaaaaaakkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkeeeeeeeed
*dresses in all white to join choir singing*
oh well it don’t matter, long as y’all not talkin bout my luxurious tresses
@al so predictable *rolling eyes hard*
CHA CHA you know folks be looking for a ” Meat Man” Im gone be on it
But it’s the internet- how can you tell the hair is fake through a tiny azz picture?
And how do you know she’s bald underneath the weave?
And wasn’t her pic of LisaRaye, not her?
See I’m confused again.
But even if none of the above applies, why does her HAIR (bought or home-grown) matter?
Why MUST it be fake?
candibfly says:
but who’s hair was fake? #lostinthesauce
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the more important question is who CARES if the hair is fake…..unless your one of those…’my hair is everything type of women’……
Oh Lord I think I’m about to log off..cause NOW this chit is getting stooooopid!!
candibfly says:
but who’s hair was fake? #lostinthesauce
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Mine is.
Lugos Perm Straight 16 inches. I stay with a mean azz weave. 
*flings that shyt like it’s mine*
oh and i stan for El DeBarge! *squeals*
azz again…
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Oh Jesus not his
(Runs before CandiB gets me for tambout her BEW Eldra again….)
Come on here ghul…(takes my e-sis’s hand) Duke lost to Florida State last night…lets put on our UNC snuggies!
*Isn’t it funny how much UNC b’ball fans celebrate DUKE’S LOSSES?
Chooooooco is my mutha fukin neee-gah
@Candi @Choco @Mirs
@SASO
#BurymeinmystonewashjacketbritishknightsandGumbihaircut
mirs u better flip that shyt
#werk
@ Saso if you was naked you wouldnt be confused
*gathers my belongings and moves on the next post*
*dresses in all white to join choir singing*
“yoouu aarree allwwaayyzzz oonn mmyy mmiiinndd”
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No the hail you DON’T gotta us dressed like LisaRaye to sang my song?
*faints*
Candi Apple says:
SWV Sang da shyt outta that song
Boy-I- can’t- seem -to- get- you- outta my heaaaad
Cuz there is something about you that makes meeee ssmmmiilllee
HECK YEAH
@ KWALL I KNOW YOU IS THE MUSIC BUFF… BUT I DIDNT KNOW WILLIE NELSON WAS THE NUMERO UNO ON THAT SONG *falls in to a pool of atraks and vinyl
mirsmommy says:
candibfly says:
but who’s hair was fake? #lostinthesauce
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Mine is. Lugos Perm Straight 16 inches. I stay with a mean azz weave.
*flings that shyt like it’s mine*
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dont brake ya neck beyonce
Cinnamon Kisses says:
Right on Right on @ Chibytex………. Now all I need is some Moscato
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And Waka Flack Flame, Wale and Rosco Dash to show up and perform “No Hands”
“girl drop it to the flooooo, i love the way your booty goooooo”
*but not before i flash pics of mirs werkin it out!*
@Kwall
@K DUB
Speaking of Duke. I just ran across this girl Karen Owens Ever heard of her?
Sassy
We sung that at EVERY black history program from 4th grade to the 8th!
@kwall *backflips into a pool of carolina blue water* i saw that shyt!
ion care if we ain’t all that this year and they #1, the mere fact that they lost makes my heart sing
@WCC
I just ran across this girl Karen Owens
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Who Karen ill?
No the hail you DON’T gotta us dressed like LisaRaye to sang my song?
*faints*
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SASOOOOOOOOOOOOO WHEEEEEEEEEW CHILD I SAW WHAT YOU DID THERE OMG OMG OMG
<— chicken noodle soup, chicken noodle soup with a soda on the side 
@chibytex
I’ve always said that whenever the “How come guys can fuk alot and get praised and girls get vilified?” debate comes up………
West Coast Chick says:
mirsmommy says:
candibfly says:
but who’s hair was fake? #lostinthesauce
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Mine is. Lugos Perm Straight 16 inches. I stay with a mean azz weave.
*flings that shyt like it’s mine*
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dont brake ya neck beyonce
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Uhhhh Uhhh
I said my shyt was Lugos Perm Straight , not thirsty as a mofo, or straight dehydrated status with edges lookin like untrimmed hedges. 
*flings my shyt again* Did I mention that my shyt is Jet Black???
Kwall……………….
OH THEE IRONY!!
@chibytex……………. LOOK MA NO HANDS………
Did yall ever grow up with a neighborhood child that was always the whiny younger one at the playground no one wanted to play with cuz she showed up in dresses with barbie dolls playing by herself on a merry go round while we were being tomboys playing kickball and flag football – things that make you go hmmmmm
THE HAIR COMMENT WAS DIRECTED AT ONE PERSON AND NO IT WASNT LISA RAYE SO WHATEVER.
AWWW ITS FUNNY HOW EVERYONE FEELS THE NEED TO JUMP IN BUT SOMEONE BRINGING UP SOMETHING FROM YESTERDAY TO CAUSE DRAMA GET IGNORED. ESPECIALLY WHEN THEIR NAME WAS NOT MENTIONED.
I LOVE ALL MY FANS I WILL SEND YOU ALL A SIGNED T-SHIRT FOR FREE.
HATERS MAKE ME LOOK MORE AMAZING. WITH OUT YOU GUYS I COULDNT SHINE
GOOD EVENING….
*In my Gucci voice* I THINK I LOVE HUH! @ Dymond.
Dimpz
*paging Ysoserious to come burn down this post*
***This just in*** Arizona Senator Gabrielle opened her eyes today…. :cofee:<—–Maturity juice with a hint of Dr. Pepper
@CHI
Elaborate on these former “hoe tendencies” that have subsided with you.
What happened that you were able to quell these actions?
@chibytex
I’ve always said that whenever the “How come guys can fuk alot and get praised and girls get vilified?” debate comes up……
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its soooo unfair…..
dudes can sleep with every Dymond…(dymond I’m joking) I mean stripper in the club…..and he the MAN (no pun intended) but if one Stripper flucks a client she’s a dirty filthy slut cum bucket
candibfly says:
but who’s hair was fake? #lostinthesauce
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Why did someone feel the need to type an essay in this post on a comment from yesterday evening that was in a different post.
I didn’t know
was an issue to be called out on….
Phrozen1der says:
***This just in*** Arizona Senator Gabrielle opened her eyes today…. :cofee:<—–Maturity juice with a hint of Dr. Pepper
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I dunno.
Now!
“who wan’ ras wit meh?!”
But..I’ve been thinking of getting a really good weave put in for a protective style for a while now…
MzDimplez1123 says:
*In my Gucci voice* I THINK I LOVE HUH! @ Dymond.
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Hey Dimpz
@CHI
“I’ve always said that whenever the “How come guys can fuk alot and get praised and girls get vilified?” debate comes up……
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its soooo unfair…..
dudes can sleep with every Dymond…(dymond I’m joking) I mean stripper in the club…..and he the MAN (no pun intended) but if one Stripper flucks a client she’s a dirty filthy slut cum bucket”
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It’s perfectly fair and logical. It “cuts both ways” and is reinforced by both sexes. Always has been and always will be.
The more you think about it, the more sense it makes.
***This just in*** Arizona Senator Gabrielle opened her eyes today
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THAT IS GREAT NEWS!! Thank GOD
What happened that you were able to quell these actions?
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I left Houston and moved to chicago….
I knew I couldnt come up here sleeping with nobody’s man and chit…(i had big problem with that…if he was taken that made it easier…we could fluck and you go your way and I could focus on gettin my education. Getting serious with some one in college is a distraction, IMO!!)
I was scared I was gonna end up chopped up in Lake Michigan. So I just stopped messing with people’s man..and got my own..tht relationship lasted 3 years…(he was my FIRST real BOYFRIEND)..we broke up and then I met my hubby..after 10 months dating he asked me to marry him…
The End!
mirsmommy says:
Uhhhh Uhhh I said my shyt was Lugos Perm Straight , not thirsty as a mofo, or straight dehydrated status with edges lookin like untrimmed hedges.
*flings my shyt again* Did I mention that my shyt is Jet Black???
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ma bad
@Chibytex I have a friend who is just like a “dude” in her mentality..she’s ran through many of dudes and sees NO PROBLEM with it..one of those “situations” yielded her a son..She can’t see why men don’t want to seriously date her..
I love her dearly but that’s a “loose woman” and dudes can sense you’re damaged PUSS and they want no parts of that…We’ll fluck you but at the end of the day cats want a woman who is a “lady” except for in the bedroom….
@Mirs
@Chibytex See you snatched a good “forgiving” dude up…he’s mature and let the past be just that.Someone else might’ve had reservations…
My girl Snooty gonna send me a SHIRT
Imma hitchu on FB sis! SHEW…
I love ALL yall on here and wish we could be friends…all yall are smart and pretty and funny…
sooo ur sayin she can be loose but be discreet about it?
i really don’t know what y’all talm bout but i’m jumping in the convo anyway
@Chiby
At least you came to your senses some women are still out there behaving like that and while I did so recently best believe he was the first in over decade to do that with always been in long term relationships
*** This Just In ***
Lawrence “LT” Taylor is going to plead guilty to THOSE CHARGES and more than likely will get 6 years probation… I’m SURE His Lawyers wouldn’t allow him to accept those charges if JAIL TIME was apart of The Deal
Did yall ever grow up with a neighborhood child that was always the whiny younger one at the playground no one wanted to play with cuz she showed up in dresses with barbie dolls playing by herself on a merry go round while we were being tomboys playing kickball and flag football – things that make you go hmmmmm
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Yeah and all the girls would get together and dump buckets of dirt on her…coming to the playground trying to act like she better than everyone else…
Bish wtf you come to the playground for if you so above getting dirty…I hated lil girls like that…
@Phrozen1der: Everyone has a past. And if everyone was judged on their past, no one would be in a long term relationship or married for that matter. What matters most is that you’ve learned and MOVED ON from your past. People place so much emphasis on what a person used to be that you can miss out on a really wonderful person. You haven’t lived life to its fullest if you don’t have a testimony. Just my two cents…..
@kwall i love everyone too!
even the random unfortunate looking chicks that try to start stuff with me 
*puts on my unc onsie and runs down franklin street*
Honestly I think it’s all relative – who can say what’s loose and what aint now a SLUT is a SLUT someone giving that chit to any ol but even that is relative nowadays
BROWNSUGAPOET says:
Sassy
We sung that at EVERY black history program from 4th grade to the 8th!
SMACKS TEETH * YOU JUST GON IGNORE MY REQUEST TO SING IT IN SGT MASONS VOICE
YOU NEVER LOVED ME
Yeah and all the girls would get together and dump buckets of dirt on her…coming to the playground trying to act like she better than everyone else…
Yeah we are here 
Bish wtf you come to the playground for if you so above getting dirty…I hated lil girls like that…
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i agree elove, the bigger question is he still wearing them dangling earrings?
@ELOVE
If all he’s getting is “probation” he better take that and RUN. In America’s Legal System, a black man being offered “probation with no jail time” is the closest thing they’ll ever get to an official “not guilty.”
He probably 100% innocent and didn’t even fluck the girl. Can’t risk goin to court being a black man in America tho.
KDub says:
My girl Snooty gonna send me a SHIRT Imma hitchu on FB sis! SHEW…
I love ALL yall on here and wish we could be friends…all yall are smart and pretty and funny…
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@candi (Comment #432)
Most of Dem Girls are LOOSE-n-CONFUSED and Therefore FALL Victim and become a part of the GROUPIE Wasteland !!!
And can we be REAL HERE…
SOME of them are just STR8 Hookers-n-Whores and have No Intention WHATSOEVER to be ANYTHING ELSE… IS IT WRONG ?!!?
why men don’t want to seriously date her.. I love her dearly but that’s a “loose woman” and dudes can sense you’re damaged PUSS and they want no parts of that…We’ll fluck you but at the end of the day cats want a woman who is a “lady” except for in the bedroom….
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Well duhh thats why you never tell a man all your past at ONE time…you ease him into it…
When he ask you how many guys you slept with you say “a few.” whe he ask you how you learn to fluck standing upside down you say “well I have practiced on a “few”……you dont tell a man all your business..he sure as hell aint gonna tell u all his…
@Man…
@candi —–>
“a few.” whe he ask you how you learn to fluck standing upside down you say “well I have practiced on a “few”……you dont tell a man all your business..he sure as hell aint gonna tell u all his…
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@Cinnamon
Please elaborate so into my horoscope tuesday’s told me to slow down and I’ll be damned if i wasn’t forced to ….
Good afternoon lovely ladies and gents
… what’s going on in here? is promiscuity today’s topic?
glad ion have to worry about that, what with me being pure as the driven snow *adjusts halo*
but really tho, i think it best to leave the past in the past, unless its important like ummm yeah back in the day i contracted something i can’t get rid of
other than that, leave it alone!
@ Choc……………….it’s totally different now! On the “old: chart i was a pisces NOW IMMA A AQUARIUS ON THE NEW CHART!!!
IDK WHAT THE HAIL IS GOING ON???
@Phrozen1der: Everyone has a past. And if everyone was judged on their past, no one would be in a long term relationship or married for that matter. What matters most is that you’ve learned and MOVED ON from your past. People place so much emphasis on what a person used to be that you can miss out on a really wonderful person. You haven’t lived life to its fullest if you don’t have a testimony. Just my two cents…..
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what also helps is if you marry/get serious with someone that has a past…
my hubby was in the military for 8 years..he lived in Paris and germany…so you know he was doing some dirty chit
him and his ex-wife was damn near some swingers…so he has NO room to judge me
The flower has withered
Dolo mostly
Sharing not bragging
Random thoughts
Wow
@Yvonne I tell her all the time you get back what you put ut..You want respect then demand it..Don’t be sons jumpoff then want him to wife you, when he does’nt view you like that. Be the person you want people to see. Eff what you did then, that’s now who you are now….
@Candi
@CHI
A man is VALUED for his experience tho. It’s only a “plus” if he is more experienced.
Cinnamon Kisses says:
@ Choc……………….it’s totally different now! On the “old: chart i was a pisces NOW IMMA A AQUARIUS ON THE NEW CHART!!! IDK WHAT THE HAIL IS GOING ON???
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OMG @ Cinnamon girl im telling you it may have something to do with the mayan and chinese calendar OMG I have to find out my sign so now what I’m not black anymore either
@ Mirs it;s on the net!! LOOK UP NEW ZODIAC CHART!!
@ Cha Cha
LIFT EVREE VOITH AN THING
TIL EART AND HEAVUN RING
RING WIT DA HARAMOOONEE
OF LIIIIIIBERTY
LET OUR REJOITHING
RIIIIIIITHHHH
HIGH ATH
THE LITHNING SKIETHS
LET IT RETHOUND LOUD ATH THE ROLLING THREEEEESSSSSS
*wipes spit off screen*
@Chibytex
Ya’ll nasty….
@CANDI APPLE aka APPLE JUICE
Hence forth, you shall be named “Apple Juice.” This is to prevent any confusion with my e-Wife Candibfly. All shall use the moniker “Apple Juice” in reference to you.
You have been notified. I appreciate your cooperation in changing your screen name in advance.
@Cinn
You saw the choices on the census bureau this year black, AfriAmer, ****, negro if they got away with that chit no telling
Phrozen1der says:
@Yvonne I tell her all the time you get back what you put ut..You want respect then demand it..Don’t be sons jumpoff then want him to wife you, when he does’nt view you like that. Be the person you want people to see. Eff what you did then, that’s now who you are now….
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Exactly! But I say, be the person you want to attract. You want honesty? Be honest! You want effective communication? Effectively communicate to your spouse/partner. You can’t expect someone to be honest with you and you’re lyig 99.99% of the time. That’s ridiculous!
Man, I just don’t care™ says:
@CHI
A man is VALUED for his experience tho. It’s only a “plus” if he is more experienced.
each other…
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well good luck looking for the 3 virgin marys left in the world…Im sure you’ll find them under a rock
Men want a a good wholesome freak: NEWSFLASH: THAT CHIT DOESNT EXSIST…
if she suck the skin of your peen, chances are she’s suck the skin off of SEVERAL peens…it takes practice to get perfect….
@Man… (Comment #456)
TOTALLY Agree Dawg !!!
A Limp-DYCK or Weak-DYCK Dude will never keep a Woman FAITHFUL to HIM (Real…) And NO AMOUNT of MONEY can OFFSET a Woman being Sexually Satisfied as often as She NEEDS To Be or DESIRES To Be — JMO
I’ve been sleep ( 95% of the time) since Tuesday. Which one of you heffalumps got me sick and cursed me with a double ear infection?
DAYUMIT chall I was SERIOUS about us all being friends…We all some skrong smart edumakated women of color. We can dew better…BE better…Yall gotta stop this ish…each and every one of us got important things and views to add here or Sandra wouldn’t have added US. Well YALL cause dayum I been added kicked off added again about 50-11 times…but that ain’t my point…
Errybody put their e-pride aside and stop this e-beefin. It really IS silly. I ain’t GAT no clique…I been down with this blog forever and 15 days. So I like it when Snooty, Daisy, Isc, and old skool posters show up…but that don’t mean I don’t like kickin it with my smart newbie chicas too….
(*steps off my soapbox…hops into my lil white cah and drives the 10 minutes from my job to Franklin St. to catch up with @CandiB…
)
It’s that chart with the 13 signs. I don’t agree with that chart. On that chart, I become a Capricorn and that’s not possible because I fit the Aquarian description to a damn “t!” Everybody who’s ever known me has said so.
Capricorns tend to be quiet. Spend-thrift and seeing the world “as-is” and sh*t and get revenge on some sit and plot stuff.
I’m sociable, a little loud, spend money like it’s H20 and live in la-la land most the time. Plus my mean streak is swift, imminent and severe!
@PYT
No. We’re talking about whoring…….
@Man… (Comment #456)
TOTALLY Agree Dawg !!!
A Limp-DYCK or Weak-DYCK Dude will never keep a Woman FAITHFUL to HIM (Real…) And NO AMOUNT of MONEY can OFFSET a Woman being Sexually Satisfied as often as She NEEDS To Be or DESIRES To Be — JMO
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OMG…………I am actually in agreement with MAN too!! OH LAWD the world is coming to an end!
@Yvonne
@ELove
right!
@ SASO………….ME either! I am a pisces all dayyyyyyyy!!
Man, I just don’t care™ says:
@CANDI APPLE aka APPLE JUICE
Hence forth, you shall be named “Apple Juice.” This is to prevent any confusion with my e-Wife Candibfly. All shall use the moniker “Apple Juice” in reference to you.
You have been notified. I appreciate your cooperation in changing your screen name in advance.
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@Man I will not respond. I am the orginal user of said name.. You can change your wifes name if you want call her Fly or something. But been posting under that name for a very long time its not leaving me hun. sorry if you are confused
I’m going to blow one…i’ll be back…
@Chibytex Exactly! I want acrobatic,vacuum,deep sea,Barnum&Bailey,sweaty monkey adoration REGULARLY! And I do NOT want to know who was your previous instructors either…
<#SeewhatIdidthere??
@Cinn
I don’t know if Im buying the new zodiac crap cuz it only enters that constellation for a period of time what you think
@CINNAMON KISSESS
“OMG…………I am actually in agreement with MAN too!! OH LAWD the world is coming to an end!”
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Why do people always have a “shocked: reaction when they discover that they agree with me about a given subject?
I mean, I’m a member of M.E.N.S.A. and chit.
Cinnamon
Me tooo..Pisces allllllllll day long!!!
COMMENT 469 pure truth
@keilly
Pleas see your husband niece or neighboring children
@phroze i agree. why u need to know where and from whom i learned all 847347 kama sutra poses? just enjoy the ride!
That new Zodiac shyt done made me a fuggin Gemini.
Ahhh hail nah I ain’t no Gemini. I’m a damn Cancer.
@Candi
chibytex………….. YES MAAM!!!
PISCES!!!
@ Choc…………IDGAF………..FLUCK THAT CHART IMMA PISCES TILL IM 6FEET!
@ MAN…………..I know it’s blasphemy
COMMENT 484 ** Singing *** THANK YOU BABY !!!
@Phrozen (Comment #480)
I must be the only hard headed Taurus up here…..
(in my rough DMX Earl Simmons voice…)
“HERE COMES THE BULL…HERE COMES THE BULL”
@APPLE JUICE
“Hence forth, you shall be named “Apple Juice.” This is to prevent any confusion with my e-Wife Candibfly. All shall use the moniker “Apple Juice” in reference to you.
You have been notified. I appreciate your cooperation in changing your screen name in advance.
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@Man I will not respond. I am the orginal user of said name.. You can change your wifes name if you want call her Fly or something. But been posting under that name for a very long time its not leaving me hun. sorry if you are confused”
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Whom ever was the originator of the name prefixed with: “Candi” was not in question, nor was the originator a contributing factor in who would be determined to be which name.
Again, I respectfully request that you immediately change your screen.
@Choco
Lol I haven’t seen the neighborhood kids since I cussed them out. Took Simba to the vet this morning this nigga got an ear infection too. Learn new stuff every day.
@ELove
@Cinn
Yeah I read about and I’m borderline LEO but not really Im more virgo passive agressive
That new Zodiac shyt done made me a fuggin Gemini.
Ahhh hail nah I ain’t no Gemini. I’m a damn Cancer.
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LMAOOOOOO GIRL im tellin ya! I will NOT acknowledge such bullshyt!!
EBABY you welcome love
@Man
Whom ever was the originator of the name prefixed with: “Candi” was not in question, nor was the originator a contributing factor in who would be determined to be which name.
Again, I respectfully request that you immediately change your screen.
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Never gave a fuk about the signs really but I’m a Gemini. I always get the “Oh that means you can be really nice or really mean.”
@Awesome lol ok, thank you!
Hey Dimpz!
@Choco where do you see the new joint at??
@keilly
Well you know your baby is taking most if all not all of your nutrients making your immune system lower
Hey Pea!
Those chart signs change due to the rotation of the planets and the movement of space. The Astro charts are based on constilations and jupiter, mars, etc. 2012 (not the user) has alot to do with it. when the planet set-up to align everything is off balance. The house change constantly and these predictions are based only on this solar system. I am still a Libra. Sometimes I am balanced sometimes I am not
@awesome me either but i’m a virginal virgo. don’t know what the supposed traits are tho. so which are u tho, nice or mean?
@Kwall
what up!
@Choco
Yeah I know, Glad it’s now don’t wanna be sick in the summertime.
She could have been a whore before just dont tell me about it
Its Not Necessary I will assume she just has a very vivd imagination is all
@Phrozen
It’s call Ochiphus or something like that eff that chit cuz this star that moves out of Scorpios and goes to Ociphus before returning to Sagittarius only occurs ever so many years don’t believe the hype NEXT THING THEY WILL TELLING YOU ARE WHITE!
@ Pea…I’m REALLY good but, I made some red beans and rice so damned spicy that my sinuses are clearing up. How are you today sweetie?
**Passes out Peace Lillies, dandelions, and a copy of “We R the World” to everyone**
I think I’m tardy for the party but Ms. Kitty Pop is here! Yall aint gonna be fighting and chit in my absence.
SN: I’m a Cancer so that means I’m emotionally unstabled. Dont fluck wit me!!!!
Glad it’s now don’t wanna be sick in the summertime.
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You know I’m your big ESIS right so I’m gonna keep 100 as long as you have an infant, toddler, preschooler, child you will be sick no matter what time of the year just take herbal remedies like echinacea to help your immune system TRUST MA – Im telling you my son kept me sick all year round with his lil germs
@Pea (Comment #507)
Are YOU referring to the @candi that’s the Virginal Virgo WHO Constantly has to ADJUST HER HALO because IT keeps trying to JUMP OFF & SLIDE OFF her Head ?!!?
WHY Am I getting this image of Eddie Murphy’s RAW talking about CHICKS who when they talk A SKELETON DROPS OUT of THEIR MOUTH !!!
@Kwall what up!
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I am changing the lyrical content to me and Willie Nelson’s song…
“DAISY is always on my mind …when I am up here on this bloggggg…she is always on my mind….”
@Man
Whom ever was the originator of the name prefixed with: “Candi” was not in question, nor was the originator a contributing factor in who would be determined to be which name.
Again, I respectfully request that you immediately change your screen.
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@Man being that you wrote the statement you can surely tell it was not a question you suggested it was a request.
I firmly denied your request. And the originator is will always be known with said name. Thats like calling Chris Brown – Micheal Jackson
Agian, I respectfully deny your request
Stop with the bullshyt and keep it moving
@meanNsurly
@Choco
I mean pregnant and sick at the same time. I usually get beyond sick during the summer. *crosses fingers*
elove don’t u start today!
i keep adjusting it cause it’s made in china. shoulda got one made in the USA.
@man
How the hell you gonna harass someone over their name cuz you can’t keep it straight
meanNsurly aka Ms. Kitty Pop says:
SN: I’m a Cancer so that means I’m emotionally unstabled. Dont fluck wit me!!!!
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I
this!!!!! *pats hair* They don’t call me Mirda Mirzay fo nuthin. 
Heyyyy Mean
Mz D How goes it baby!
@Mean
@Keilly
This is the beginning and you better hope you can get rid of it cuz that chit don’t go away like most colds after about 3 weeks
@ SASO Wait Im A Cancer I am stable
ALBoy says:
@ SASO Wait Im A Cancer I am stable
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Naw you ain’t.
HEY MIRS!!! I’m not a Gemini I will always be a Cancer I don’t give a fluck to what them astrologist says.
I don’t know many stable cancers just sayin cuz my ex is sooooo unstable!
@ Mirs Mommy what you talking bout I am a Cancer
*hops in Al’s lap* I’m good, how are you today?
@AL
No you not
I have never been into astrology but i do know my sign I dont know the traits or whatever goes ith it
@APPLE JUICE
Whom ever was the originator of the name prefixed with: “Candi” was not in question, nor was the originator a contributing factor in who would be determined to be which name.
Again, I respectfully request that you immediately change your screen.
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@Man being that you wrote the statement you can surely tell it was not a question you suggested it was a request.
I firmly denied your request. And the originator is will always be known with said name. Thats like calling Chris Brown – Micheal Jackson
Agian, I respectfully deny your request
Stop with the bullshyt and keep it moving
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It is unfortunate that we couldn’t come to an amiable agreement. This could have been so much easier.
@SASO: Right and u never will. We are all off a lil bit. Just a lil though.
ADD THIS TO THE LIST OF WHY WE NEED REDEEMED BACK: BIRDS AND FISH DYING, 49 OUT OF 50 STATES HAVE SNOW IN THEM INCLUDING HAWAII, AND THE EARTH HAS SHIFTED, ADDED ANOTHER SIGN TO THE ZODIAC.
Umm do yall see a trend? If you don’t u are deaf, dumb, and semi-retarded!!!
@ Mz D Im good Ma! Chillin ready to leave and start My MLK Observation four day weekend
Candi Apple what I think I am stable consistent and stable :coffe:
@Dimpz i love red beans n rice! *batts lashes n passes u a plate* glad ur sinuses are clearing! i’m good too, but i might be coming down with a cold myself
@ Al….Lucky you! What happened to my oranges?
@ Pea…. I’m so sorry to hear that.
You can have all the Beans and rice you want!
Any Givin Sunday
I am gonna call your momma
You ganna what? call my momma, Why don’t you go get one of those college nerds instead of trying to live off my success
This movie is funny, 2nd time watching it.
ADD THIS TO THE LIST OF WHY WE NEED REDEEMED BACK: BIRDS AND FISH DYING, 49 OUT OF 50 STATES HAVE SNOW IN THEM INCLUDING HAWAII, AND THE EARTH HAS SHIFTED, ADDED ANOTHER SIGN TO THE ZODIAC.
Umm do yall see a trend? If you don’t u are deaf, dumb, and semi-retarded!!!
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Wait are you being facetious?
@Elove
yes, as a former lurker i too noticed candi is a virginal virgo, as i (Sept. 4th **raises the roof**) and she is also my big e-sister in my head lol don’t b creeped out @candi, my e-love 4 u is harmless!!
Mz D Im sorry I sold them I had to get that money they got me out here selling these oranges and doing the butter fly for change
I got you on the next shipment though 
thank u dimpz!
how can i be ur big sis when i’m only 20?
[let me have this!]
sept 4th is my SO’s bday *raises the roof in my zebra snuggie* we can be sistas tho! we might could pass
HEY DIMPZ…WOULDNT YA KNOW..I HAD THAT FOR DINNER MYSELF LAST NIGHT.. I was complaining to my motha that she didnt make it spicy enough
LOLA773 AINT YOU NEW
KWALLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
YOUR SO INSPIRATIONAL
PHRO # 480… I AINT KNOW YOU WAS NASTY AND SHYT……….JUST THE WAY I LIKE IT
CANDI YOU AND YOUR HALO FROM JAPAN WITH H’S Like the COACH C’s all over it
@Choco: Yea a lil but after I re-read what I said it creeps me out. Maybe that bish was tryna tell us the truth.
@Al
Some of the time.. But you are consistant for sure…
Keep me going
Ophiuchus is a rarely used astrological sign, not included in most versions of the Zodiac.
It is also known as Serpentarius.
Astronomer Parke Kunkle told NBC News this week that the Earth’s changing alignment in the last 3,000 years has prompted new consideration of the sign into standard zodiacs.
In fact, the sign you are born into now are different than what you’ve been led to believe your entire life.
Kunkle said: “This is not something that happened today. This has gone on for thousands of years,” says Kunkle.
“Because of this change of tilt, the Earth is really over here in effect and Sun is in a different constellation than it was 3,000 years ago.
^^^
WHATEVER The F-U-C-K EVER… Blahsay Skippy Woo-Woo
@Mean I kinda agree with you… Soon as Reedeem left all h3ll broke loose. But we have *numbers* to replace her/him
@Candi Apple
I LOVE THAT MOVIE!
Lela & Jamie’s argument is one of the highlights of that movie!
She said: “I’ma be at ()’s house cause she might fukk better than youm, BISH!!”
Then he goes: “You got a dirty mouth, you know that?! I’m glad I found out about that before I had you around my kids!”
LMAO!
Oh- and the assistant coach (Jim Brown):
LL: “Slow down coach, before you have a stroke.”
Jim: “I don’t get strokes muthafukka, I GIVE EM!!!”
ok then i’ll b ur big e-sister! n we prolly could pass so it makes it even that much more better (yes, more better)
lol @sandra
@Mean
Whether she was or not I have my own beliefs but I didn’t know 49 out of 50 states had that occur so now my beliefs are even more confirmed and we are living in revelations google that! It is creepy but for real I’d rather know and prepare than to just be walking down the street one day and BOOM!
@Choco Aiight…
@Saso I’m a “stable” Cancer…I just obeserve and think about possible outcomes a lot! It’s funny I thought that was me in my adult life..My mom’s told me the other day I was always slow to speak, yet an observer as a 2-3 year old
…
Thanks Al!
@ butterflying for change
CHACHA! *hops off Al’s lap to go sit in ChaCha’s so I can play in her hair* I misseded you today!
damn Obama promised change but i wasn’t expecting him to change the zodiac signs….that ninja gangsta
@Still @ @Candi Apple
YEAH… That was A CLASSIC Entertaining Movie (Real…)
ALBoy says:
@ Mirs Mommy what you talking bout I am a Cancer
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AL bew, I was sayin that yo azz ain’t stable.
@Phrozen
49 out of 50 tho I mean how more obvious does it get how many more ffn states do we have
@ Phrozen man I do that too be playing like 11venty different scenarios in my head they start talking
Phrozen1der says:
@Choco Aiight…
@Saso I’m a “stable” Cancer…I just obeserve and think about possible outcomes a lot! It’s funny I thought that was me in my adult life..My mom’s told me the other day I was always slow to speak, yet an observer as a 2-3 year old …
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You a Cancer, Phro????? Even if you ain’t you ain’t stable neither.
@Choco
@ Phrozen…My son is how you were. He always thinks before he speaks and some of the shyt he says has you like
I didn’t think of that.
@AlBoy
@Mirs Don’t come for me Argentina
The New 13 Sign Zodiac Dates
Under the revised zodiac, the following dates would apply:
Capricorn: Jan. 20 – Feb. 16
Aquarius: Feb. 16 – March 11
Pisces: March 11- April 18
Aries: April 18- May 13
Taurus: May 13- June 21
Gemini: June 21- July 20
Cancer: July 20- Aug. 10
Leo: Aug. 10- Sept. 16
Virgo: Sept. 16- Oct. 30
Libra: Oct. 30- Nov. 23
Scorpio: Nov. 23- Nov. 29
Ophiuchus: Nov. 29- Dec. 17
Sagittarius: Dec. 17- Jan. 20
Well My SIGN stayed the same but APPARENTLY Alot of my relatives with the SAME ZODIAC SIGNS seems to be different Now… AGAIN Blahsay Skippy w/ THIS Bull-Shyt HERE
Oh and ONE of My BEST Friends (SINCE Childhood…) is a Cancer and He’s VERY STABLE as long as you don’t do anything to PISS HIM OFF
@MsDimpz Exactly! My mind goes a mile a minute, when it rolls off your tongue I’ve already analyzed what you said from what you meant..Then I start spitting hot fiyah like Dylan Dillenger….
Mirsmommy I am not unstable
Phrozen1der says:
@AlBoy
@Mirs Don’t come for me Argentina
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ALBoy says:
Mirsmommy I am not unstable
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You gotta get passed that denial stage.
@ELove Exactly! I’m your best friend, I’ll ride with you til the end and then dance with you in Heaven..but piss me off and EVERYONE better run for cover….
@PHro and AL
that’s good to be able to reflect before speaking but are you able to do that in an intimate relationship jus wondering
Phrozen1der says:
@ELove Exactly! I’m your best friend, I’ll ride with you til the end and then dance with you in Heaven..but piss me off and EVERYONE better run for cover….
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@Choco I’m especially like that in a relationship, I think about what I’m saying BEFORE I say it, this way I NEVER have to apologize for something I said. Because my delivery was respectful, and your feelings were taken into account…
@Phro
Yeah hopefully my ex will learn those life skills I mean honestly his personality ruined what could’ve been a great relationship could not deal with him for more than 3 days to needy, whiny, just all types of chit!
@Choco
@Choco I feel you, I’m super independent but I’m caring and giving at the same time…. I’m affectionate,but I’ll respect your space and not call or text you unless you’re also calling and texting..I do NOT have the stalker gene…
So now i’m a Libra/Scorpio where I used to be a Scorpio/Sag. Does this mean my personality traits are supposed to change because every horoscope book i’ve ever read described my Sag side to the “T”.
@Phrozen
that’s how he is wants attn all day textn and not sayin nuthn it became such a deterrant he don’t even know! All day all night he wanna argue via text over chit we have rehashed and rehased before
@Choco #IGNORE, phone on vibrate #Zzzzzzzzzz
Booooooo! hisssss! Reading this dayum post gave me a headache.There ere some great moments tho. Kdub you are a nut thanks for bringing the funny. Iscream the “hurt hoe” comment will be added to my real life repertoire of comebacks.
*exits to take excedrine*
@ Choco I told you I wouldnt text and call no mo but you gone put my business out here like this for the whole e-world to see : Good Day to You!
@Sassy
That shyt had me rolling
Imma use that
@Elove
Yeah I like it leaving in DVD Player for month