Local radio personality stalked by Lisa Turtle Lookalike

First and foremost, stalking is not funny. It is a federal offense in all 50 states and stalkers who are caught in the act can face up to 90 days in jail — or more if they commit bodily harm.

That being said, a local radio personality and blogger is herself the victim of stalking in the form of online death threats, and other threats of bodily harm, all because a Lisa Turtle lookalike accused her of being racist on Facebook.

Anh Vu of BeeHive FM radio took to her blog today to share her harrowing experience as a stalking victim with her readers.

Hey Friends,

After being threatened on my YouTube Channel numerous times by different people, I realized the epidemic of lonely, insecure, angry, bitter people in the world is REAL and not something to be played with. A woman took the time to steal pictures from my Facebook page and stole a clip from one of my YouTube videos and created a 10 min. video about me trying to depict me as a racist towards Black Women. Anyone that knows me personally knows that’s the furthest from the truth so I’m not even
going to dignify that with a response.

This is a picture of the woman that made me a target in her video:

Anyway, this created a frenzy as I’m sure you can imagine other angry women and men came on her page to bash me. The bashing became so bad that people began to threaten to kick my ass if they ever see me out in public to a woman being bold enough to come on my actual YouTube channel and posted a threat to my life.

The reason I’m writing this blog is to help others that have been a target of negative publicity or threats.
Of course I know negative publicity is going to come with the territory but no one should have to put
up with threats!!

You have rights and this is something that you CAN and SHOULD report. Do not let people get away
with the bullying. That’s what bullies do, they try to target those that they feel won’t do anything in
return. ALWAYS REPORT THEM!



 


381 Responses to “Local radio personality stalked by Lisa Turtle Lookalike”

  1. 1
    ChaCha says:

    That child name is Lark Voorhies and not Lisa Turtle…. :rofl: In any event why are we talking bout her has been azz, she got another movie with Kadeem Hardison (has been azz) coming out :coffee:

  2. 2
    AbsurdVanity says:

    :shrug: …I really don’t see the resemblance

  3. 3
    prynsexxx says:

    Who?

  4. 4
    Al-Ameera says:

    Bwahahaha :rofl: I was thinking who the hell is Lisa Turtle? I thought it was one of the Ninja Turtles sister. She is def not who I was thinking of.

  5. 5
    doublenae says:

    :rofl: lmao :wtf:

  6. 6
    Dawn says:

    I used to LOVE me some Saved by the bell.. I loved Lisa Turlte SN: LMAO yyou know you had to google Voorhies… I rememebr she was the token black on that show..

    I guess I should stop offering to drink Sandra’s bath water.. I don’t want to be confused as a stalker.. I’m far to lazy to stalk anyone… I barely care to be places I have to be let alone sitting in a tree w/ panties in my pocket.

  7. 7
    Dawn says:

    Half the people in here not even old enough to know who Lisa Turtle is…

  8. 8
    pointhimout says:

    was her character on SBTB lisa turtle? Anh has a very sexy black boyfriend..well, she used to. I’m not sure if they’re still together. I never knew what she did, to be honest (for a living) I guess until now.

  9. 9
    Luvmybabygirl samarra says:

    @ CHACHA

    :dead:

  10. 10
    KDub says:

    Bwahahaha I was thinking who the hell is Lisa Turtle? I thought it was one of the Ninja Turtles sister. She is def not who I was thinking of.
    ———————————————————-
    I got TEARSSSSSSSSSSSS.

    :dead:

  11. 11
    CFREE says:

    Brings back memories, oh how i miss Lisa,Zack,Screech,Kelly and that other chick :think:

  12. 12
    CFREE says:

    How cud I forget AC Slater! :oops:

  13. 13
    Dawn says:

    CFREE says:

    Brings back memories, oh how i miss Lisa,Zack,Screech,Kelly and that other chick
    __________

    A.C. Slater…

  14. 14
    KDub says:

    and that other chick
    ———————————-
    Naomi…wait that was her name in “Stripper Movie” or whatever the name of it was..she was a dancer….

  15. 15
    Alex says:

    So, we are comparing a blurry picture and picture old azz hellz? :shrug:

  16. 16
    CaliGirlinGA says:

    Stalking is no joke – my neighbor came home a couple of weeks ago to find her stalker had moved all of the furniture around in her house. The living room furniture was in the dining area and vice-versa. Creepy. Two nights ago as she was coming out of her bathroom he was standing in her living room (with a mask on). That’s some scary sh!t right there.

    I’ve never heard of radio station or Anh Vu but God be with her. There are some crazy folks out there.

  17. 17
    CFREE says:

    Nice try @Kwall, that bish is hella forgetable :rofl:

  18. 18
    Alex says:

    CFREE says:

    Brings back memories, oh how i miss Lisa,Zack,Screech,Kelly and that other chick
    _________________
    Jessie Spano. I watch every morning while I’m sitting here working. #dontjudgeme. Not much on that early in the morning.

  19. 19
    candibfly says:

    lisa turtle was that bytch back in the day. she was rich, a cheerleader at bayside high, she had it all :lol:

  20. 20
    Danielle says:

    KDub says:

    and that other chick
    ———————————-
    Naomi…wait that was her name in “Stripper Movie” or whatever the name of it was..she was a dancer….
    ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
    Jessie right? I think…

  21. 21
    Bosstown says:

    Her name was Jessie!! The chick went from being class president to stripper excuse me dancer in Showgirls!!!

  22. 22
    Alex says:

    candibfly says:

    lisa turtle was that bytch back in the day. she was rich, a cheerleader at bayside high, she had it all
    _____________________
    Did u watch California Dreams?

  23. 23
    CFREE says:

    Dail hail?! :shocked: *paging Brinks security*

  24. 24
    Danielle says:

    @CaliGirlinGA

    Thats some scary mess straight out of a movie! She better take some kinda action with that situation.

  25. 25
    MzDimplez1123 says:

    Yall leave Jesse/Nomi and her Versays wanting ass alone. :coffee:

  26. 26
    CFREE says:

    Da hail :oops:

  27. 27
    prynsexxx says:

    CaliGirlinGA says:

    Stalking is no joke….Two nights ago as she was coming out of her bathroom he was standing in her living room (with a mask on).
    _____________________

    Uhm “the stalker’s” FAMILY IS doing the “slow sangin, flower brangin” dance right now, right?!

  28. 28
    Kitrina says:

    I have no idea who this is, but where is Lisa Turtles video, I would listen to her side before I made my judgment, a lot of folks be coming for black women these days

  29. 29
    yallcrazy says:

    Wasn’t she married to Martin Lawrence a while back?

  30. 30
    candibfly says:

    Alex says:

    candibfly says:

    lisa turtle was that bytch back in the day. she was rich, a cheerleader at bayside high, she had it all
    _____________________
    Did u watch California Dreams?

    ——————————–

    surf dudes with attitudes, kinda groovy, feeling mellow….won’t give it up…don’t wanna stoooop. don’t wake me up, don’t wake me up if i’m dreaming

    i sure did! :dance:

  31. 31
    prynsexxx says:

    Bosstown says:

    The chick went from being class president to stripper excuse me dancer in Showgirls!!!
    ____________

    Pronouncing Versace as “ver-sase”….:rofl:

  32. 32
    pinksghetti says:

    They are both pretty (on the real) but I have no idea what’s going on here but I will assume that Anh Vu might date BM and some aren’t too happy about it. She may also call herself giving out “advice” ala Coco, Ice-T’s wife to the “sistas” which is understandly annoying but not that serious to start stalking folks.

  33. 33
    Luvmybabygirl samarra says:

    @ Alex i used to love California Dreams too

  34. 34
    ALBoy says:

    :blink: (c) @ MAN

  35. 35
    candibfly says:

    everytime i think of jesse i think of when she took those caffine pills to stay up and broke down singing

    i’m so excited, i’m so excited…i’m so….scared!

    annnnd scene!

  36. 36
    yvonne79 says:

    I come back from a 2hr lunch for this? :shocked:

  37. 37
    Alex says:

    Luvmybabygirl samarra says:

    @ Alex i used to love California Dreams too
    _____________________________
    :wail: How I miss those days. No bills, no responsibilities, nothing to do but go to school. I wanna be a teenager!!!! >:(

  38. 38
    ChaCha says:

    Oh Hello LUVMYBABY :blink: You got some back painers going on over there…care to share your size..AS YOU KNOW IF YOUR A PREVIOUS LURKER/STALKER we love big BOOBIES on SR… Well I do at least

    *writes CANDI AND CHA CHA BOOBIES ARE THE BEST IN calligraphy with a SILVER PEN :yahoo: <— DOUBLE D's

  39. 39
    Alex says:

    candibfly says:

    everytime i think of jesse i think of when she took those caffine pills to stay up and broke down singing

    i’m so excited, i’m so excited…i’m so….scared!

    annnnd scene!
    ____________________________
    oh yes :yes:

  40. 40
    Luvmybabygirl samarra says:

    who you telling? I was just telling my lil cuzin that. They have no idea how good they have it.

  41. 41
    KDub says:

    Anh Vu
    —————————————————–
    I don’t know this lady…but normally when folks of other races get accussed of being racist and are real real upset….its because they done had some black sex somewhere along the line…its offensive to be called racist ANYWAY…but when you mad and defensive like this? And you really can’t come out and say…”I can’t be a racist….I sucked on some black peen JUST LAST WEEK…”

    I am convinced Dubya done had HIM a sista….so that is why HE was so offended…”I ate some colored girl puss back in ’83…how DARE Kanye say THAT SHYT? And it was good too!”

  42. 42
    CFREE says:

    Alex says:

    CFREE says:

    Brings back memories, oh how i miss Lisa,Zack,Screech,Kelly and that other chick
    _________________
    Jessie Spano. I watch every morning while I’m sitting here working. #dontjudgeme. Not much on that early in the morning.

    Alex, i hated her back in the day bc I wanted Slater sooo bad! *turns up i’ll take yo man* but now i think he’s :gay: :|

  43. 43
    kingstonn says:

    look at those bewbs!
    :lol:

  44. 44
    candibfly says:

    *hands luv a welcome packet to the double d+ club, a heating pad, and a back brace* welcome! :hug:

  45. 45
    FABULOSALAKER says:

    @chacha ***chest bump and nipple rub** u sho right we do big ol tigo bitties :grin:
    @luv sharing is caring

  46. 46
    ChaCha says:

    @ Mafiosa, Yvonne and Candi you know our slogan

    SUCK A TITTY SAVE A LIFE :thumbsup:

  47. 47
    MzDimplez1123 says:

    *still wonders why I never got this welcome pack Candi keep handing out* :mad:

    Yall seen Yso? She probably still buried under the snow. :wail:

  48. 48
    Alex says:

    CFREE says:

    Alex, i hated her back in the day bc I wanted Slater sooo bad! *turns up i’ll take yo man* but now i think he’s :gay:
    _________________
    You think? I watched his lil reality show a couple of times. I just think he’s high-strung. :shrug:

  49. 49
    FABULOSALAKER says:

    @CHACHA THAT AND PUZZY FEEDS THE WORLD :grin: #TEAMFATMONKEY <<<OLD DAYS :wail:

  50. 50
    ALBoy says:

    CHA CHA can Get it :yes:

  51. 51
    candibfly says:

    dimpz i wasn’t aware that u had watermelons strapped to ur chest?! :shocked:

    *prints up a ‘stop looking at my chest’ baby tee* for dimpz! :hug: welcome to the fold!

  52. 52
    Mr.BluPhi says:

    candibfly says:

    everytime i think of jesse i think of when she took those caffine pills to stay up and broke down singing
    i’m so excited, i’m so excited…i’m so….scared!
    annnnd scene!

    _______________________________________________________________________
    OMG… i thought i was on the only who remembered that scene. LMFAOOOOOOOO You jus too cool for school…. remember “Put yo mind to it, go for it, get down and …….. rock and roll you …… Oh hell I forgot

  53. 53
    KDub says:

    You think? I watched his lil reality show a couple of times. I just think he’s high-strung.
    ————————————————–
    ADHD…he’s been public about it.

  54. 54
    His_Mommy623 says:

    :yawn: hey ya’ll :waves:

  55. 55
    MzDimplez1123 says:

    LOL @ Candi……….Thanks hon. Think you can make me some shorts too?

  56. 56
    Mr.BluPhi says:

    But Sandra you a fool for callin this woman Lisa Turtle..lmfaooooooooo.

  57. 57
    Luvmybabygirl samarra says:

    HI CHACHA MAMA.. I am a very loverly 38 DD and I love a nice set as well:yes:

  58. 58
    candibfly says:

    when they made that video and they were jumping on the trampoline in leotards :rofl:

    lawd i miss saved by the bell :crying: (it got better after ms bliss left)

  59. 59
    CFREE says:

    @Alex, that cud be the case :shrug:

  60. 60
    Alex says:

    KDub says:

    You think? I watched his lil reality show a couple of times. I just think he’s high-strung.
    ————————————————–
    ADHD…he’s been public about it.
    ______________________
    OH, that explains it. I just think he takes pride in his appearance. :yes:

  61. 61
    MzDimplez1123 says:

    Hey Hissy! *pounces on His like my name is Tigger* :kiss:

  62. 62
    Alex says:

    Luvmybabygirl samarra says:

    HI CHACHA MAMA.. I am a very loverly 38 DD and I love a nice set as well
    _____________
    My boo Choco is a 38DD as well. :yes:

  63. 63
    candibfly says:

    *starts knitting* i got chu :thumbsup:

    *catapults myself onto HIS in a leotard covered in gorilla glue* now we gon be together forever! :hug:

  64. 64
    FABULOSALAKER says:

    @his u memba #teamfatmonkey :wail:

  65. 65
    His_Mommy623 says:

    Dimpz!!! :kiss: hey bebeh!!

    I went home early and knocked out :yawn:

  66. 66
    Alex says:

    candibfly says:

    when they made that video and they were jumping on the trampoline in leotards :rofl:

    lawd i miss saved by the bell :crying: (it got better after ms bliss left)
    _____________________________
    Yep! I didn’t too much care for the college years tho.

  67. 67
    MzDimplez1123 says:

    Lawd! Choco ain’t tryna leave nobody for nobody! :rofl:

    Thanks Candi!

  68. 68
    BruhMan5th Flr says:

    I am convinced Dubya done had HIM a sista
    __________________________________________________________________________

    And her name was Condoleeza “CONDI” Rice he was all up on that bog foeheaded goodness :yes:

  69. 69
    His_Mommy623 says:

    @Laker *shines signal in the sky*
    #TeamFatMonkey :cheer:

    @Candi, yous da bestest bish :hug:

  70. 70
    MzDimplez1123 says:

    Did me and Candi just make a His sammich? :yahoo:

  71. 71
    MissHarlem says:

    *SINGS*

    Its alright cuz Im saved by the..its alright cuz Im saved by theee…Its alright cuz Im saved by the bellllllll

    *had to come out of lurk mode to sing that*

  72. 72
    FABULOSALAKER says:

    @alex im starting to feel kinda small over here double dd’s ummm can yall say back problems im a confy 38 tight D when do ur boobs stop growing??? bish was 36 c then jump to a 38d!!!

  73. 73
    His_Mommy623 says:

    @Dimpz, Choc e-fuggz er’bawday :rofl: shes living up 2 that award and i love her for it lmao

  74. 74
    Alex says:

    @Dimpz
    :warning:

  75. 75
    MzDimplez1123 says:

    Hey Bruh. HAPPY BELATED! :party: :cheers:

  76. 76
    His_Mommy623 says:

    *grabs my Fiance up*

    Hey baby :kiss:

  77. 77
    MzDimplez1123 says:

    @ Alex……….What I do?!

  78. 78
    FABULOSALAKER says:

    @DIMPZ I KNOW ERRBODY KNOW CHOCO HOT COUGAR HERE I TOUGHT ALEX WAS GON BE MY NEW BABE AND SHE CLAMING CHOCO BISH BAD :lol:

  79. 79
    CaliGirlinGA says:

    @ Danielle and Prynsexxx – she hasn’t been home in 3 days. Not sure if she’ll ever want to come back. Some of my neighbors think it was the previous guy who lived there because this person seems to have a key – no busted windows or kicked in doors.

  80. 80
    Alex says:

    FABULOSALAKER says:

    @alex im starting to feel kinda small over here double dd’s ummm can yall say back problems im a confy 38 tight D when do ur boobs stop growing??? bish was 36 c then jump to a 38d!!!
    _______________
    You don’t like that? :shrug:

  81. 81
    candibfly says:

    *sashays over to harlem in my punky brewster halter top and bandana around my thigh* :hug:

  82. 82
    Mr.BluPhi says:

    Ohhh this aint ish…. Anh Vu needs to sit her a** down. Crying talkin about cyber bullying…. she too damn old for that

  83. 83
    ALBoy says:

    @ HIS how you baby? they having a SR BLACK HISTORY PROGRAM? PARTY IN SCOTT AND OPRAH POST

  84. 84
    kingstonn says:

    im mad most of you bishes have such huge boobs & im over here struggling.

    #ittybittytiddaycommittee

  85. 85
    His_Mommy623 says:

    @Laker, I THOUGHT I was a 36c and I went to get measured and them btchs laughed at me, talking bout I was killing my tiddays :lol: I’m a 38d too! *high five*

  86. 86
    candibfly says:

    bruhman u had a bday? *rolls around in frosting, covers myself with sprinkles, and sticks a candle….on my head* :hug:

  87. 87
    Alex says:

    @Laker
    But all you did was pinch me on the booty. Choco gave up alot more. :yes:
    You still can get in!

  88. 88
    His_Mommy623 says:

    Kingstonnnnnnnnnnn *motorboats ur lil bigguns* :lol:

    @Al, that party dnt sound fun :lol:

    Hey Blu-Phi, no stupid student stories today? lol

  89. 89
    FABULOSALAKER says:

    @fabu im 5’4 <<<i shrunk and inch and im scared that my sh!t wont stop growing do u know how much back pain it is??? but the boo loves them :grin: actually been considering the nip ring :ashamed:

  90. 90
    His_Mommy623 says:

    Candi ain’t got no damn sense :lol:

  91. 91
    Alex says:

    @Kingstonn
    Sawwy :(

  92. 92
    MissHarlem says:

    FIANCE :kiss: heyy luv muffin

    CANDI owww pretty bish how you?

    KINGSTONN be happy for what you have I am a cup size bigger then what I really am and I am stubborn as fluck to buy new bras but chit Im gonna give in

  93. 93
    Alex says:

    Hey Miss :hug:

    *I’m just speaking His*

  94. 94
    candibfly says:

    how about i thought i was a c cup back in the day, went to vicky secretions and bytch told me i was a DD :blink:

    i was in such denial :crying: whyyyyyyyyyyyyyy?! all i wanna do is button a shirt!

  95. 95
    FABULOSALAKER says:

    @his gulh i got this 38 c braw on right now and wen i say my nips are poking out :ashamed:
    @alex im not that quik u gots to work for it hmh!! <<<lying bish :)

  96. 96
    Alex says:

    candibfly says:

    bruhman u had a bday? *rolls around in frosting, covers myself with sprinkles, and sticks a candle….on my head*
    __________________
    you should be one tired bish by the end of the day :yes:

  97. 97
    Sandra Rose says:

    pointhimout says:

    Anh has a very sexy black boyfriend..well, she used to. I’m not sure if they’re still together. I never knew what she did, to be honest (for a living) I guess until now.
    ____________________

    I figured there was a sexy brotha caught up in the mix somewhere. Black women stalk other women for 3 reasons: 1) She wants to be with her; 2) She wants to BE her; or 3) She wants to be with her man (and wants her out of the way). :coffee:

  98. 98
    ChaCha says:

    @ luvmy baby :thumbsup:

    takes a nap on Dimplez boobs HELLLLLO you sexay bish you!

    HISSSSSSSSSS *zips us up in a one piece latex body suit with the tits cut out… I WILL NEVER LEAVE YOUR SIDE

    HARLEMMMMMMMMM *smacks that azz…sup BFF!

    @ AL you can get it TOOOO as soon as you CHANGE that GRAVI :nono:

  99. 99
    candibfly says:

    harlem i’m swell. done working for the day. it’s black history monf. i make my own rules!

  100. 100
    FABULOSALAKER says:

    comment #89 was for alex sawy this braw suffocating my blood supply to the brain….inzane in the membraine :whistle:

  101. 101
    Alex says:

    Are all of yall getting measured at Vicky Secrets? Yall can’t all be the same size! :no:

  102. 102
    Ace says:

    @Baby

    every time i see that gravi…i think of our “deal” :-P

    :hug:

  103. 103
    kingstonn says:

    shieet.
    I think my accent makes up for my small ting tings.
    but mine are pierced so that gives ‘em an extra sumn sumn.

    @trini

    when is carnival? you going?

  104. 104
    Alex says:

    @Laker
    Sometimes I do like it when you hold out. :wink:

  105. 105
    FABULOSALAKER says:

    @alex ok ok let me put my gravi up for just a couple of min and u let me know what size they look like :grin: <<<still fast and no dang shame

  106. 106
    MissHarlem says:

    ALEX heyyy hun :hug:

    CANDI in that case we should be off for the whole gotdamn month

    CHA CHAZZILLEEEEEE my bff fo life I lubs you :kiss:

  107. 107
    FABULOSALAKER says:

    @kingston did it hurt im thinking about it but i think my tidays are too big?? :think:

  108. 108
    attorneymom says:

    Sandra, stop it.

  109. 109
    Leo says:

    Funny (not really). Most of you are talking about if she looks like Lisa Turtle, instead of the actual topic at hand.

  110. 110
    His_Mommy623 says:

    Kingstonn! :waiting:

    @Cha, I MISSEDED YEWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!! *sits on ur lap with my “Cha loves me like no otha” onesie unsnapped* do with me as u will bew :kiss:

  111. 111
    candibfly says:

    harlem i wrote a letter to the administration :shrugs:

    i mean if i can’t get my 40 acres and a mule (mansion and mercedes taking into account interest) i should at least get to relax during feb :yes:

  112. 112
    sexyass25 says:

    okay, and this is important because:think:

  113. 113
    kingstonn says:

    @ lakes

    I was a combination of wasted & high.
    so nope, I didn’t feel a damn thing. :lol:
    but when I woke up, my chits were sore as hail. it really depends on your pain tolerance and whatnot..

  114. 114
    Ace says:

    candibfly says:

    harlem i wrote a letter to the administration :shrugs:

    i mean if i can’t get my 40 acres and a mule (mansion and mercedes taking into account interest) i should at least get to relax during feb :yes:
    ———————————————————————–

    *looks at his house and his Mercedes*

    Did you not get the memo? I see Choco and CHB got theres…too…

  115. 115
    FABULOSALAKER says:

    @harlem u no see me here :cry: u cut me deep!!!

  116. 116
    kingstonn says:

    *smangs real hard up on his*
    sowwy bew. :hug:
    sandra already told me I need my eyes checked.. :(

  117. 117
    FABULOSALAKER says:

    @kingston i went with my friend and she cried scremend and all tha extra sh!t

  118. 118
    candibfly says:

    i’m sure u could get one with a $13k refund every year :blink:

  119. 119
    MzDimplez1123 says:

    @ KIngston…………My used to be pierced but the dude flucked them up and I had to remove them. I am considering getting them redone.

    @ Ace……….Which deal, we done struck up infinite bargains, deals and agreements. :yes:

    @ ChaCha…………*pulls you closer and starts singing Lay Your Head On My Pillows* :love:

  120. 120
    Ace says:

    @ Ace……….Which deal, we done struck up infinite bargains, deals and agreements. :yes:

    ————————————————————————–

    “swimming lessons”

  121. 121
    MzDimplez1123 says:

    Bwahahahahahahaha @ Ace. I told you I can float right? :rofl:

  122. 122
    His_Mommy623 says:

    :lol: @ Ace and Dimpz

    @Kingstonn, yeah she did…I chuckled when I read that lmao :hug:

  123. 123
    Keilyme says:

    :violin: <—– Allegro di molto by Mozart

  124. 124
    ChaCha says:

    Ace says:

    @Baby

    every time i see that gravi…i think of our “deal”

    WHAT THAT YOU VOW TO PAY 13k in child support because you BALLLLLIN

    You know lil CONJURERIC ISSEY MIYAKE ACE DIMPLEZ ROSE need to have the best :hug:

    WHEN CAN I BABYSIT BY THE WAY… I only charge $130.00 an hour :hug:

  125. 125
    ChaCha says:

    Keilyme… IMA SPANK THAT AZZ if you dont knock it off with that gravi… thats not good for OUR BABY!

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    candibfly says:

    CONJURERIC
    ———————-

    :dead: somewhere in the world, this is someone’s real name

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    ChaCha says:

    draws a oil painting of CANDI with all pastel colors…. MY CANDI IS SO PURTYYYY :kiss:

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    Keilyme says:

    @ChaCha

    Spankings? I’ll keep it up then.

    @Candi

    Yep going to name my child Conjureric Evian

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    AJ says:

    @ Pointhimout… :warning: You goin to hell for that gravatar and God can’t and won’t save you! :rofl:

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    candibfly says:

    @cha cha i know right! #humble

    but i wouldn’t be nothin without youuuuuuuuuuuuu :crying: :hug:

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    yallcrazy says:

    Alex says:

    Are all of yall getting measured at Vicky Secrets? Yall can’t all be the same size!

    Last year on a trip to Vegas I got measured up in VS. Embarrased! I had been wearing a 36b since HS and the chick is like “honey, you are a 34 C, almost to D.” WTF? So now I say that I went to Vegas and my boobs grew!

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    tintin1979 says:

    there’s definitely a man involved in this mix.

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    BruhMan5th Flr says:

    Thank you Dimplez Bruhman getting old……28 in the joint

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    candibfly says:

    *waits for bruhman to acknowledge the human cupcake i made him* :waiting:

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    BruhMan5th Flr says:

    @ Candi…..you better go head with ya succulent self

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    BruhMan5th Flr says:

    Candi baby I was only saving the best for last

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    FABULOSALAKER says:

    @Bhru heard it was ur b-day ***wraps self up in a big red bow nakid puts shot in boobs** now take the shot!!

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    ChaCha says:

    @yallcrazy… WELCOME HOME :hug: WE WILL ACCEPT YOUR VEGAS BOOBS

    @ Keily why she look like an old azz bitter prinicipal lady or somebodys welfare social worker. :no: PLEASE MAKE IT STOP

    Is all that spanking good for the baby? *spanks that azz again just in case!

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    BruhMan5th Flr says:

    Mz Dimplez……you get so much lovwe for remembering how did you know it was my birthday?

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    Ace says:

    @CHACHA

    you gonna have to out bid YsO or babysitting rights…She been on it as of late… She only keep him at nite for some reason :think: Is her power off? …tho so you may have a shot…

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    ChaCha says:

    *sits in a lifesize wine glass buck naked and filled with whip cream up to my neck and a cherry on top of my head for BRUHMAN… HOP IN…. BIRTHDAY BOY :kiss:

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    BruhMan5th Flr says:

    Fabo…..fist pumps for the boobie shot love

    :party:

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    Alex says:

    yallcrazy says:

    Alex says:

    Are all of yall getting measured at Vicky Secrets? Yall can’t all be the same size!

    Last year on a trip to Vegas I got measured up in VS. Embarrased! I had been wearing a 36b since HS and the chick is like “honey, you are a 34 C, almost to D.” WTF? So now I say that I went to Vegas and my boobs grew!
    ______________________
    Yeah, most ppl wear a band width thats too big. But there are others who wear a cup size or two too small and you can see it thru their clothes. :no: You should not have an extra boob sitting under your neck!

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    Dymond says:

    :cheer: HEY ERRBODY!!

    :blunt:

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    BruhMan5th Flr says:

    ChaCha I love the way you think and you definitely got that “something that I like”

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    ChaCha says:

    @Ace… Okay well I will take the morning slot from 9:00 to 9:30. Lil ConjurEric and I are gonna have so much fun in that half hour….Then I gotta give him back!

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    MissHarlem says:

    LAKER I sawwy boo :hug: kisses chi chis non stop to make up for it

    CANDI I am waiting on the letter I sent Al Sharpton about this

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    ALBoy says:

    hET iM OUT YALL THEY SENDING US HOME WE GOT A SNOW BALLS WORTH OF SNOW SEE YALL IN MARCH

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    ChaCha says:

    Alex says:
    You should not have an extra boob sitting under your neck!

    :no: :hurl:

    My sister does that shyt all the time… I call it a UNIBOOB :rofl: Hate that!

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    AWESOME ARSENAL says:

    Saw a girl on fb named Lezahnya……..

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    AWESOME ARSENAL says:

    @Alex Hell yeah, titty balls poppin out the top of they turtleneck……

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    Keilyme says:

    There Chacha I changed the pic…

    <—- Bruhman's stripper

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    FABULOSALAKER says:

    @alex :rofl: i had a nipple sneak peek for a min wouldn’t come to tearms of a D cup :lol:

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    Ace says:

    :offtopic:

    i was doing one of my homeboy’s taxes today… Why am i scared to tell him he owe $4400..

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    MzDimplez1123 says:

    @ Bruh…Your BDay is same as my uncle’s and my son’s was yesterday. :yahoo:

    I guess I should still get cool points for remembering you though. :shrug:

    Bye Al! Please find Jesus before you come back. :coffee:

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    BruhMan5th Flr says:

    *waits for bruhman to acknowledge the human cupcake i made him*
    __________________________________________________________________________

    And you will get you get all of the appreciation you got coming to you and more

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    FABULOSALAKER says:

    @ace cuz he prolly exited thinking he gon get sum bak and u scared of his reaction thinking u prolly din’t do them right or is he kinda crazy??

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    candibfly says:

    i already did my taxes, no kids (or fake ones i claimed *side eye* @ ____) but i think i came out on top :D

    putting it into a high yield interest savings account for my italy fund :yahoo:

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    candibfly says:

    BruhMan5th Flr says:

    *waits for bruhman to acknowledge the human cupcake i made him*
    _______________________________________________________________________

    And you will get you get all of the appreciation you got coming to you and more

    ———————————–

    *sits in the innocent corner in a leotard made of fruit roll ups* i’m ready :)

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    MzDimplez1123 says:

    @ Candi……….Don’t stay in NO hostels and avoid the train at all cost. :yes:

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    Alex says:

    candibfly says:

    i already did my taxes, no kids (or fake ones i claimed *side eye* @ ____) but i think i came out on top :D

    putting it into a high yield interest savings account for my italy fund ________________
    Now I can use my Italy fund for something else and just catch a ride in your luggage :yahoo:

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    Dymond says:

    :shotsfired: Oh hell no ya’ll aint gon ack like you aint seent my greeting…stankin azz ninges!!

    I worked my azz off all day just to get to a point where i could goof off!!

    :shotsfired1:

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    Luvmybabygirl samarra says:

    @ Candi I love your pic boo.

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    FABULOSALAKER says:

    @dymond **holds u tight boobs rubbing nipples fliking** come to me babe :hug: its kay :kiss:

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    Alex says:

    Hey Dymond :hug:
    How you?

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    ALBoy says:

    @ MZ D :blink: I got to wait for the ice to thaw before i can leave

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    BruhMan5th Flr says:

    @ Dimplez……I got you and see now I want to send you flowers for Valentines lol

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    Mr.BluPhi says:

    Wassup Dymond ….I jus sat back down at my desk

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    MzDimplez1123 says:

    Is that my Dymond?! Sorry sweetness, had to thaw out from grabbing lunch. I feel like I haven’t seent chu since forever! :wail: How you been? :hug:

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    candibfly says:

    @luv thank you! *blushes* :hug:

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    Luvmybabygirl samarra says:

    oooo look at Bruh and Candi getn fresh in the corner

    :hump:

    Happy Bday Boo @ Bruh!!!!

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    ALBoy says:

    @ ACE you know what i know?

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    Dymond says:

    thanks lakes :kiss: i was n my feelings

    hey alex and blu :hug: what we talkn bout? ***too lazy to scroll up***

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    BruhMan5th Flr says:

    *sits in the innocent corner in a leotard made of fruit roll ups* i’m ready
    __________________________________________________________________________
    Tell em to hold all your calls its gone be a busy weekend :)

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    ELove says:

    :rofl: at @AWESOME Gravi !!!

    Whaddup MY Boo :kiss: :kiss:

    And Heeeyyyyyyyyy to ALL of The Sexxy LADIES !!!

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    MzDimplez1123 says:

    @ Al……….It can’t be that much ice can it?

    @ Bruh……..Aww thanks. :ashamed: <——blush

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    Ace says:

    @Al…

    Yes ad your going to hell…so i’m sitting over here…Hope your done having kids…cause God don’t like ugly…

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    FABULOSALAKER says:

    @dymond how has ur day been??? :love:
    @elove hey there how are u doing today sir???

  181. 181
    Mr.BluPhi says:

    Damn wassup with all my students crying today and wanting a damn hug…. WTF?? But on a better note…ALL HOUSTON SCHOOLS ARE CLOSED TOMORROW :danban1:

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    MzDimplez1123 says:

    Shut up Al! YOu ain’t even sposed to be here right now. :no:

    @Ace…………He didn’t even mean it. He was just talking nice.

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    Dymond says:

    Dimpz!! :hug: how dat baby?

    It’s Bruh’s b-day????

    ***checks purse to see if i brought special glow in the dark edible thong***

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    ALBoy says:

    @ Ace I am done TEAMVASECTOMY/10peicefriedhardalldrums :coffee:

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    Alex says:

    @Big ole tittays and Candi wearing fruit roll ups. :yes:

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    FABULOSALAKER says:

    @ace and al one of u fukas betta email me about the :blink: look on yall faces #nosey

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    Mr.BluPhi says:

    @ Dymond I jus got back on….

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    Alex says:

    @Dymond I meant

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    ALBoy says:

    IM saying though throw that thang out there :

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    MzDimplez1123 says:

    @ Ace……………Stay away from Al. *shouldn’t has Redeemed exorcise his ass before she split*

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    yallcrazy says:

    Hi Diamond! We getting ready to do a bday dance..

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    yallcrazy says:

    oops Dymond

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    Ace says:

    My baby…knows what the :blink: was for…

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    MissHarlem says:

    DYMONS :love: heyy love

    EBABY :kiss: & :hump: because you deserve it

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    MzDimplez1123 says:

    LMAO @ Al I had an urge for chicken too! :wail: Sitting my ass here eating a chicken salad.

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    candibfly says:

    Tell em to hold all your calls its gone be a busy weekend
    ————————————————

    *squeals like T___y* :yahoo:

    wait, busy doing what? :think: #pureandinnocent

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    ELove says:

    Whaddup My Peach… Just dealing with the EXCESSIVE Snow Fall and NOW the Bitter Cold & Wind-Chill is kicking in… HOW are you dealing with the Snow, ICE and Cold weather Down There ?!!?

  198. 198
    Mr.BluPhi says:

    @ FABULOSALAKER wasssuupppppppppppppppp

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    candibfly says:

    Mr. Blu ur in houston?

    *does the southside in my onesie with the texas flag across the buns* :wave:

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    Dymond says:

    Mr.BluPhi says:
    Damn wassup with all my students crying today and wanting a damn hug…. WTF??
    ————————————-
    Are they high schoolers? cuz if u were my teacher back then…I’d be wanting a hug all day too :wink:

    @ LAKES my day is going a lot better now…I might need you to rub my chichis…you know cuz I’m so cold and all :D

    Is Harlem in here? HEY GIRL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! HOLLA AT ME!!!!!!!!!!!

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    ALBoy says:

    @ace she been onn for a min :coffee: im out real

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    Phrozen1der says:

    @MzDimpz Don’t start no e-set tripping in here…. Ninja’s ready to jump…

    *whispers to @Bruhman* Back away quickly!!! :lol:

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    ELove says:

    Comment #193
    Ooohhhhhh I JUST LUV Your DESSERTS… Uhh Umm I MEAN… YOUR Assertive Deserved-NESS Gestures Towards Me BABY :yes:

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    KDub says:

    Okay…me and co-worker just ran to the grocery store to go get stuff for a breakfast we having in the morning so we don’t have to stop in the morning…there is this chick in the store…with a nice azz weave, talking on an I-phone, in the deli section ordering sliced roast beef (the expensive chit), nice coat, boots, FIYAH azz purse (a HUGE Coach)…but she got a lil boy with her who look 6-7 calling her momma…baby ain’t got on NO COAT…his nose snot filled…SHORT SLEEVE shirt on…and when we leave this heffa getting on the city bus with the boy…

    BISH…IF’N YEW…do NAT…put that baby on a COAT, wipe his nose, and getcho priorites skrait…I am calling social services on you! Co-worker was like “I know he old enough to be in school…where his bookbag at?” I try not to judge but that mess PISSED ME OWF…SHEW…she BEST be making him a sammich when she get home! Never wanted to slap the mess outta a female like that in forever.

    *ends rant

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    His_Mommy623 says:

    lawd Ruffles and these buffalo wing chips! *drools*

    ya’ll tombout??

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    Phrozen1der says:

    @Kwall Ya’ll should’ve jumped her….. :nono: #Trifling

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    Dymond says:

    whasup AL

    ***in my sexxxy voice*** hey harlem :love: i live for your presence

    ***falls down and throws another temper tantrum***

    I KNOW MY BESTIE WITH THE BIG CHESTIE IS NOT IGGIN ME

    :waiting:

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    Destinee says:

    A.C. Slater was Mario Lopez…HOTNESS!

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    Keilyme says:

    @Kwall

    I see that all the time at work I always end up buying clothes and coats etc for them.

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    His_Mommy623 says:

    @Kdub that was probably my sister…cept she has daughters tho *sigh*

    I slap that bish atleast twice a week

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    Destinee says:

    @KDUB..that should be on the list of things that show people are ghetto!

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    His_Mommy623 says:

    *digs in purse*

    Dymonds about to DIE 4 Harlems presence…

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    FABULOSALAKER says:

    @dimond let me keep u warm mamas **takes off braw and sucks on nips like new born baby** now anything else that needs warming u let me know :wink:
    @mr.blu nun much chilling u almost got raped in the other post handed u a paddle and errthang so u can teach me a lesson **hides hand cuffs and whip*** but u ignored me :wail:
    @elove its icy in dallas and its suppose to snow some more i hate that i drive and skate at the same time i sssscaared **wraps my legs around ur waist and arms around ur neck** hold me :hug:

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    BruhMan5th Flr says:

    Ace my bad brotha no shade on you and Dimp just showing my appreciation<—–humbly falls back

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    KDub says:

    I mean the heffa looked like she on the way to the club at 3:00 in the afternoon but her baby standing next to her shivering! Take YOUR coat off and cover your son!

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    candibfly says:

    his can u stop stuffing ur face and answer my email :waiting:

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    His_Mommy623 says:

    oh sawwy! :pc:

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    Phrozen1der says:

    @KWall That’s sad :no:

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    Ace says:

    @Bruh

    All is good..was just like “I hope dis nicca see i’m standing right here..so i aint gotta change my gravi and chit…”

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    MzDimplez1123 says:

    @ Phrozen………I ain’t did nothin! I was just sending out well wishes. I just don’t want Ace getting the wrong impression because Bruh offered a symbol of his gratitude. We all see he simply adores Mz. Candi. :yes: *Hands Phrozen a refridgerator stack of Dr. Pepper and uses him as a shield just in case* :whistle:

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    Phrozen1der says:

    @MzDimpz :lol:

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    AWESOME ARSENAL says:

    @Kdub
    YT girl that used to stay above me used to do the same thing, cept she didn’t give nan fuk about fashion. In the winter she be extra buttoned up and her daughter would be in flip flops and a tanktop in the snow walking to the gas station on the corner. :sad: My girl said I was wrong for not lettin my kids play with her. She told me to say something to her but she had one of those growths (thyroid? :shrug: ) on her neck that looked like she was growing another head. I said I wish it was another head cuz the one she’s been using is obviously defective…

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    FABULOSALAKER says:

    @kdub i hate bishes like that u fly nice hair nice outfit and ur child looking homeless and chit!! i slped one of my bffs for that chit walks out the door bish looking hawt lil girl walks behind her no shoes snoty nose then i take her home and lil mama stank take her a bath and he draws were not being change daily :hurl: nasty no good for nothing but laying on ur bak to bring children into this world that u can’t take care of!!!! :mad: I HATE THIS BISH AND SHE ASK ME WHY I DONT GO OUT WITH HER BISH U A MAMA BEFORE U A HO3 U REGRET IT WHEN SHE GET OLDER AND DON’T WANT SH!T TO DO WITH U BIG BELLY, MEXICAN PRECIOUS LOOKING AZZ B!TCH!!!

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    ELove says:

    Ahhhh My Peach (There, There BABY…) :hug:

    @His
    Hands Sexxy-Mama a Guinshi-Knife SHARP 16″ Machete… HAVE AT IT Baby !!! :wink:

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    Dymond says:

    His_Mommy623 says:
    *digs in purse*
    Dymonds about to DIE 4 Harlems presence…
    ————————————————-
    :blink:

    did i say harlem…i meant that other chick that posts named brooklyn…wrong borough

    anyway hey HIS :coffee:

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    kingstonn says:

    :offtopic:

    do women with mustaches know they have them?

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    KDub says:

    @KWall That’s sad
    —————————————
    Yes it is.

    Durham, NC trollops..DEW BETTER!!!

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    Keilyme says:

    Takes Pho Dr. Pepper I dare you to say sumtin? I’ll slap you with the dried up jam from Chili’s baby hair.

  230. 230
    His_Mommy623 says:

    @Eluvah :yes:

    @Dymond, hello :coffee: #WatchYoselfShawty

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    MzDimplez1123 says:

    Hey Keily! How’s Simba and the new baby? See, I remembered his name this time. :yahoo:

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    KDub says:

    MEXICAN PRECIOUS LOOKING AZZ B!TCH!!!
    —————————————–
    A dayum Mexican Preshus….

    :kona:

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    Phrozen1der says:

    @Keily :lol: I share, I don’t mind..

    @Kingstonn Yes, watch them long enough and you will see them rub their thumb and pointer finger acrossed it…. :coffee: <—-Dr.Pepper! Those type of women are "grunters"….

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    Luvmybabygirl samarra says:

    FABULOSALAKER says:

    @kdub i hate bishes like that u fly nice hair nice outfit and ur child looking homeless and chit!! i slped one of my bffs for that chit walks out the door bish looking hawt lil girl walks behind her no shoes snoty nose then i take her home and lil mama stank take her a bath and he draws were not being change daily nasty no good for nothing but laying on ur bak to bring children into this world that u can’t take care of!!!! I HATE THIS BISH AND SHE ASK ME WHY I DONT GO OUT WITH HER BISH U A MAMA BEFORE U A HO3 U REGRET IT WHEN SHE GET OLDER AND DON’T WANT SH!T TO DO WITH U BIG BELLY, MEXICAN PRECIOUS LOOKING AZZ B!TCH!!!
    ———–

    :bow:

    Damn you got it mama..Its not funny but it had me laughin tho..I cant stand females like that.

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    Keilyme says:

    Heeeeeeeeeeeeeey MzD

    Simba is okay he ran away yesterday for about 15 mins then came back home ringing his dog doorbell. The baby is good waiting until May 17th to come on out…..How are you?

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    FABULOSALAKER says:

    @KDUB I HAVE NOTHING AGAINST THE 400 POUND UMPALUMPA WET BACK PRECIOUS BISH ME AND HER USED TO BE CLOSER THAN HER BOOBS AND ANKLES ARE NOW BUT ONCE SHE BECAME A MAMA I LOST ALL LOVE AND RESPECT FOR THE TRIFLING HO3 WANTS TO PAWN OF HER CHILD WITH ANYBODY!!!

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    Luvmybabygirl samarra says:

    @ Kingstonnn yeah they do kno they have them but sumtimes they cant do anything about it

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    His_Mommy623 says:

    :dead: @Laker

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    FABULOSALAKER says:

    @KINGSTON A COWORKER HAS A MANLY MUSTASHE AND BISH SHAVES IT OFF U CAN TELL WHEN SHE NEED A TOUCH UP ITS NASTY!!! HER SH!T BE LOOKING LIKA MAN!!

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    Ace says:

    “USED TO BE CLOSER THAN HER BOOBS AND ANKLES ARE NOW”

    I’m officially done with you lakers…please join Al on the elevator to hell..

    :dead:

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    Dymond says:

    damn ELOVE…a machete? i can handle a shank but this right here :no:
    ——————————————————-

    @ Kingstonn

    they know, they just choose to ignore it (their mustache) last time i got my oil changed the lady at the desk had grown man chest hair and had the nerve to have the top two buttons unbuttoned :no:

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    Dawn says:

    I got 15mins left.. what I miss?

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    Princess Smarty-Pants says:

    *kicks in the door swat team style and hits my dougie real hard* is this where the inappropriateness is?

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    Keilyme says:

    My brother’s babymama has a full beard and stache and she knew it. :shrug: Anyways he once said bishes with staches have some good cooterbob.

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    KDub says:

    ME AND HER USED TO BE CLOSER THAN HER BOOBS AND ANKLES ARE NOW
    ———————————————————
    I am not gwanna be able to doooooo this with you today….

    She SOUND :hurl: though…you done painted a terrible picture. And kudos to you for taking care of her baby and giving her a bath cause Mexi-Precious is too nasty and hoeish to do it!

  246. 246
    FABULOSALAKER says:

    @ACE BUT WHY I DID NOTHING WRONG BISH IN THE GROCERY LINE WITH A BAG OF BEEF CHUNKS AND A 1 LITTER DR.PEPPER TALKN BOUT “DANG THEY TAKE TOO LONG BISH HUNGRY” WHAT U WORKED UP A SWEAT FROM ILE 1 TO 2?? BUT THE CHILD IS 5 WEIGHTS ABOUT 30 POUNDS SOAKING WET!!! BIG BISH NEED TO DROP THE CHIPS INSTEAD OF DROPING THEM DRAWS!!!

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    kingstonn says:

    @ phro
    i swear you stoopid! dr.pepper or not, :lol:

    @luvmybbgirl
    you have quite a long screenname.
    but i know there’s something they can do. this lady in my class has a huge furry caterpillar on top her lip and she keeps sitting there messing with it. i’m pretty sure chung fu young will just charge her $7 to get that thing taken off. :(

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    Luvmybabygirl samarra says:

    @ KIELY ME

    Cooterbob tho..:hurl:

  249. 249
    Phrozen1der says:

    @Keily tell your brother I said he’s nasty and he probably runs red lights too!!!!!!! :coffee: <—-Dr.Pepper!

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    candibfly says:

    *pushes phrozen out the way and runs to psp* i’ve missed u so! :yahoo:

  251. 251
    Luvmybabygirl samarra says:

    lol @ Kingston i kno.. But feel free to shorten it. its cool lol

  252. 252
    MzDimplez1123 says:

    @ Keily…i’m ok, i’ll be betta when this snow is gone. :wail:

    @ Ace……Where is baby Anthony(Deuce)?

  253. 253
    Princess Smarty-Pants says:

    @phrozen’s #248.. :hurl:

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    Phrozen1der says:

    @Kingstonn :lol:

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    Keilyme says:

    @Luvmy

    Yep cooterbob my niece taught me that word

    @Pho

    I told his ass he’s nasty it’s the one with the cabbage gf but she isn’t the beard/stache chick.

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    FABULOSALAKER says:

    @KINGSTON SEND HER TO MAI LING SHE GOT IT SO UR CO-WORKER CAN LICK LOOONG TIME WITHOUT THE RAZOR BUMPS AROUND HER LIPS

  257. 257
    Phrozen1der says:

    @PSP Any dude who dates a chick with a blackout and five o’clock shadow probably smokes weed and does it with his boxers still on and tissue in his butt… Nasty fuvker!!!! :rofl:

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    Princess Smarty-Pants says:

    @CandiPants.. throws u a I :heart: El debarge baby tee and watches you change… how have you been and did His answer your friend’s questions?

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    KDub says:

    I got 15mins left.. what I miss?
    ————————————–
    Recap:

    This post is about some woman who is offended cause Lisa Turtle called her racist. Like I said….the ones who REALLY be offended most time done had some black dack or puss-cee in their past and be like “how can I be racist when I was getting dacked down by Mandingo last week?”

    @Lakes got a friend who look like a Mexican Precious whose boobs smell like 2 day old burritos in between. @yalls boobs grew 2 cup sizes while she was in Vegas and @Yvonne took a two hour lunch.

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    Keilyme says:

    @MzD

    Yep we still have about 20,000 ppl without power since Monday. I’m use to this weather so I don’t mind it.

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    Phrozen1der says:

    @Keily Your brother :nono: LMFAO!

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    ELove says:

    @Dymond
    I was JUST TRYING to calm her Nerves (That’s ALL…) She can get rather UNSTABLE about certain things (We KOOL Baby…) :thumbsup: :yes:

    @k-Dub (Comment #231)
    Yeah… I DIED Several TIMES (After reading that Rant…) :rofl:

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    Princess Smarty-Pants says:

    Well Phrozen if you’d care to demonstrate all the proper techniques and what not to wear I have some free time and airline ticket credits. What it do?

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    kingstonn says:

    :rofl:
    but i really think if she shaved it, she won’t look as great as she does now. :shrug:

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    candibfly says:

    *squeals* u give the best gifts!

    his did answer my friend’s question :thumbsup: she knows everything :love:

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    Keilyme says:

    @Pho

    Not sure how he does it and damn sure don’t wanna know. I have 7 brothers and sisters and I only kick it with 1 of them.

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    Ace says:

    @ Ace……Where is baby Anthony(Deuce)?
    —————————————————————

    Right now he sleep in his bassinet …looking like a club spot light.

    got the baby monitor on right now…you want me to wake him?

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    Dymond says:

    candi…please refer to post 206 please :waiting:

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    Phrozen1der says:

    @PSP *removes platinum Halo for a sec* Yup, I get booty ball a$$ naked and prefer you did too…. *replaces halo and takes seat back in innocent corner*

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    Phrozen1der says:

    @Kingstonn :rofl:

    @Keily I see why!! :lol:

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    MzDimplez1123 says:

    @ Ace………. :no: He get to smiling when he sees me and then I really can’t see shyt. I’ll get him when he wakes up.

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    candibfly says:

    dymond i ain’t igg u! i forgot what post it was but i acknowledged my bff for life! :crying:

    *wraps u up in my love* :kiss:

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    FABULOSALAKER says:

    WUUUUUUSSSSSAAAA THE SSSIIIITUATION LAKES IM THINKING ABOUT CALLING THIS BISH JUST TO SEE WERE BABY GIRL IS AT BUT IM SURE ITS NOT WITH HER AZZ!!! SHE LEFT LIL MAMA WITH A MAN SHE ONLY KNEW FOR 24 HRS WHO DOES THAT SH!T!!!!!! :mad: <<<<tring not to pop

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    candibfly says:

    phrozen #aintshyt i swear

    *moves the innocent corner to a secret location*

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    candibfly says:

    *strokes laker’s back and hands her a quart of tequila* drink this :yes:

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    Princess Smarty-Pants says:

    @phrozen My bob and weave starts with something on as I am pretty partial to you taking (or tearing, your call) it off. Is there a spot I’m not allowed to kiss or lick? #takin’notes

    @CandiPants… His is my mu’fuggin niggah, I knew she had you.

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    Phrozen1der says:

    @Candi :rofl:

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    Dymond says:

    @ ELOVE had her this :blunt: next time to calm her nerves :coffee:

    All is well in BFF land again!!! I’m wrapped in candi’s love :yahoo:
    ***sends candi tickets to the 2055 Superbowl***

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    KDub says:

    WITH A MAN SHE ONLY KNEW FOR 24 HRS WHO DOES THAT SH!T!!!!!!
    ———————————————————-
    Heather Graham in “The Hangover” who left the baby with Stu the dentist…found the baby in the closet and he had been being watched by the weird guy….Alan. They had him all not in a car seat and they was in an accident too.

    So yeah…check on the baby. We all see what happened in THAT movie. Real life is worse!

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    Keilyme says:

    @Laker

    A few years back my husband and I had custody of one of our friend’s son after a year of having him we wanted to adopt him but the Judge gave her custody back often times I wonder if he is still alive.

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    Phrozen1der says:

    @PSP Don’t touch my A$$ except on the top part (only used for holding on)… everywhere else is free to do your bidding… :yes:

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    candibfly says:

    2055 superbowl tho?! LOL

    i need two tickets, one for me and one for El. we’ll be married by then :yahoo:

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    ELove says:

    @Dymond
    YOU hand that to ME… I’ll KEEP IT (For Myself…) and hand HER a Bottle of WHATEVER she wants to Drink (She’s A LUSH…) :lol:

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    Phrozen1der says:

    @Keily WOW! That’s sad.. :pray:

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    Phrozen1der says:

    Between my Halo review coming up, and The Honorable Elijah Muhammad I’ve been forced into a re-virginity….. :coffee:

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    Princess Smarty-Pants says:

    :pray: I don’t do no dumb **** if/when I have kids so nobody can clown me on SR.

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    Keilyme says:

    Yeah Pho she has 2 other kids as well. I always tell myself if I ever see her I will just go to beating her a$$.

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    Dymond says:

    :lol: @ E :blunt: here you go SIR and can u hand candi this virgin one that plays “All this love” when you puff on it

    @ Candi, i’ll send you about 20 tix for you, your new hubby, and all your new step-kids :D

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    Princess Smarty-Pants says:

    @Phrozen, how tall are you? ( :pray: he don’t give me the wrong answer)

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    ELove says:

    @Phrozen
    THAT’S RIGHT Bruh… These females NOWADAYS want to mess with the DO NOT ENTER Portion of a Brutha’s AZZ :nono: Super-Head GOT Y’all Messed Up in the Head (For Real…) ONLY DL-Suspect Dudes LIKE Strap-On DILDO(s) !!! :rofl:

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    candibfly says:

    Between my Halo review coming up
    ————————————-

    it ain’t lookin good :no:

    *hands u a copy of my new book Candi’s Guide to Innocence *

  292. 292
    Princess Smarty-Pants says:

    @Dymond. *looks around and back to myself* oh you don’t see nobody?

  293. 293
    candibfly says:

    dymond u so sweet! (but if they are over the age of 10 then they go on somewhere)

  294. 294
    Keilyme says:

    On onther topic

    My neighbors has 3 kids and I’ve been living here for about 4 years now and only seen them 3 times. Wonder if they’re still alive too

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    Princess Smarty-Pants says:

    Soooo @ all the hetero males up in here…. you won’t let a woman “milk the prostate”?

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    KDub says:

    @PSP you not a trollop…so you will be FINE ma! Like I said I try NOT to judge cause I don’t know the story. Maybe she got him off the bus and he left his coat. Maybe he had on a sweatshirt AND a coat and left them both…could be alot of scenarios. She coulda wiped his nose tho and threw her coat around him…he was in need of a haircut too so maybe they was on their way to the barbershop…(tryna give her the benefit of the doubt)….

    @Keilyme that is so so SAD…peace and safety to that child.

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    FABULOSALAKER says:

    @elove who u talking bout commmetn #283

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    Dymond says:

    ***quickly rolls up 22 blunts and 33 junts for PSP***

    I thought i spoke to u and kdub but Sandra mustve deleted it!!

    whasup babe!! i aint seent u in a min

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    candibfly says:

    what is milking the prostate?

    #innocent

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    Mean Kitty says:

    @PSP: I will!!!!

  301. 301
    Mean Kitty says:

    Hello to all of yall heathens up in here!!!!! LOL

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    candibfly says:

    *rollerblades over to mean in my baby tee with a peanut on the front with the saying ‘got nuts?’ underneath* :hug:

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    Princess Smarty-Pants says:

    @dymond :blunt: we back to good now.. You might have but I also might have missed it. I’m cool, just came to chill with yall for a minute since I have done waaay too much today and they probably will want me to do something else tomorrow. I’m pacing myself..

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    Dymond says:

    @ Phrozen what exactly is re-virginity cuz it sounds painful

    ***wonders why Candi’s Guide to Innocence is only 2 pages long and she talks about El on one and a half pages***

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    ELove says:

    @candi (comment #291)
    I’ve HEARD about the cliff-notes of THAT TITLE… It stated that ALL Sexual Escapades are NON-FICTION and THE AUTHOR was an Expert in everything UNDER THE SUN Involving Sexual Pleasure & Stimulation !!! HOW is THIS Possible (Please Elaborate Darling…) :coffee:

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    Princess Smarty-Pants says:

    :rofl: why did I know Kitty was coming as soon as I said mtp? :rofl:

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    FABULOSALAKER says:

    @mean that fukn gravi is scarier than the mean kitty one :lol: u sho is uuuuggglly!!!

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    candibfly says:

    ***wonders why Candi’s Guide to Innocence is only 2 pages long and she talks about El on one and a half pages***

    ————————————–

    :dead: so u didn’t find it infrormative? :blink:

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    Phrozen1der says:

    :blink: Milk the prostate?!?! No woman or HUMAN (for clarity) is EVER climbing my back!!! :nono:

    @Elove :lol: #NoRKelly!

    @Candi LOL!

    @PSP I’m 5’9 and sexxay LOL!

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    ELove says:

    My Peach… WE talking about @His (Sexxy-Mama…) :lol:

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    KDub says:

    Soooo @ all the hetero males up in here…. you won’t let a woman “milk the prostate”?
    ————————————————
    @PSP: I will!!!!

    I am gonna overLOOK the fact that it says hetro males…and send you to the :kona: anyway cause I missed you….but did NOT need these tears in my eyes from laughing atchu…

    “Now GIT…NOW GIT” (Tasha MIZZY-MACK)

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    candibfly says:

    @elove probably someone hatin on my fine innocent azz playing a joke on me. let me get u a new copy :thumbsup:

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    AbsurdVanity says:

    What ya’ll talkin bout? I wanna be in the convooooo :popcorn:

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    Princess Smarty-Pants says:

    @candi.. It’s finger a finger stroking a mans prostate (like our g spot)and when you do it right (this includes head while milking) he will shoot like old faithful and pay all your bills.

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    Dymond says:

    ***hands MEAN a copy of Candi’s guide to Innocence***

    HEY MEAN!! Did you know my bff was a best-selling fiction novelist??

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    candibfly says:

    *faints* @psp

    on that note….goodnight! :cya:

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    FABULOSALAKER says:

    @elove in that case i know that sexy bish and she will take the :blunt: and the bottle too!!!

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    Keilyme says:

    Waiting on instructions on how to milk the prostate not that I will try it….. :popcorn:

  319. 319
    Phrozen1der says:

    @Dymon it’s a simple procedure they use the MIB Fuhgetaboutit tool and flash the images of fornication from your mind.. :lol:

    @Mean You would let a lady (female born) smang you???

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    candibfly says:

    *throws the autographed collection of lisa-ray’s movies (1 dvd) in the trash*

    fiction? see how my own bff does me?! :crying:

    where is his?! holdddddd me! *sniffles*

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    candibfly says:

    sooo its nothing like milking a cow? :blink:

  322. 322
    Phrozen1der says:

    @PSP at the instructions for milking :wail:

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    Keilyme says:

    Alrighty then nevermind hmmm

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    FABULOSALAKER says:

    @psp ummm i no likie playing with the sh!t hole :hurl: and almost lost my life when i rubed on his azz :wail: i rubed his azz for no more than half a second before he threw me and got in my face with this look :blink:

  325. 325
    kingstonn says:

    @ mean
    so whennnnnns you gonnas switch that gravi back to your sexy self?

    @ psp
    i don’t think i spoke to you today. sowwy.. :waves:

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    MissHarlem says:

    OH LAWWWDDDDDDD *Bernie Mac voice* :blink: yall crazy

    Is my sexy bish MEANNNNNN up in the bish heyyy booski

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    Princess Smarty-Pants says:

    @candipants… not really becasue you have to stick your finger in his ashe. I milked a cow once and it was only pulling on boobs. :offtopic: that’s why In ever understood Luda’s “hold the head steady, I’mma milk the cow” lyric…

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    FABULOSALAKER says:

    @candi :hug: we all know u innocent dymond is not herself today boo its kay babes its kay :hug:

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    MzDimplez1123 says:

    I don’t like milk so a ninja ain’t never got to worry being milked by me. :no:

  330. 330
    Princess Smarty-Pants says:

    :rofl: at all y’all…. It’s one of those things you can’t do to everybody.

  331. 331
    Ace says:

    @PSP

    Me ad my Baby were watching a movie last night and a nicca was getting his prostate milked i had to walk out…I cant watch that chit let alone let someone do it to me…

  332. 332
    Keilyme says:

    :wave: Have a great evening all it’s time for Walker Texas Ranger

  333. 333
    ELove says:

    @candi :rofl:

    @PSP
    THAT’S Too Close to the Doctor saying COUGH (Real…) :nono: Outstanding HEAD as far as Occurring/Recurring EJACULATION only requires the SUCKAGE For Complete Drainage to be STUPENDOUS (In Nature…) LIKE a Fried Chicken Lover SUCKING ON The CHICKEN BONE After All of the Chicken Meat is GONE :blink:

  334. 334
    FABULOSALAKER says:

    IM OUT THIS MOTHA FOKA SOKA LOKA I SEE ALL YALL PURRTY BISHES TOMOROW IF I DON’T GET SNOWED IN AND TO ALL THE SEXY FELLAS MUUUUUAAAAHHHHHHHH!!! ***nipple pinch** and **peen rub**

  335. 335
    Phrozen1der says:

    Folks who have been married for a long time (5-10 years) do you and your spouse do really freaky undiscussable publicly stuff?? Like “Milking”(c) @PSP???? :waiting:

  336. 336
    Princess Smarty-Pants says:

    Hey Kingston! did you get a blackberry yet? and there’s a woman at my office with the mustahce and chin strap beard. she keep it tight though.

  337. 337
    Phrozen1der says:

    @Ace What the hell in the Wizrd fo Oz kind of movie was that?? :rofl:

  338. 338
    Ace says:

    Phrozen1der says:

    @Ace What the hell in the Wizrd fo Oz kind of movie was that?? :rofl:
    ———————————————————————–

    Bad part is i could still hear the chit from the kitchen…

    :puke:

    i’ll my baby explain

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    kingstonn says:

    @ psp
    :yes: i got it the day i got his BBM pin. :lol:

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    MzDimplez1123 says:

    @ Phrozen…………….He made me watch it! I was looking at that shyt like, if he slap her, God forgive me :pray: , she had it coming! You can’t just rol up on a ninja trying no shyt like that! :blink:

  342. 342
    BruhMan5th Flr says:

    Soooo @ all the hetero males up in here…. you won’t let a woman “milk the prostate
    __________________________________________________________________________HELL NO BUENO :no:

  343. 343
    Phrozen1der says:

    @MzDimpz Wait, he didn’t authorize this?!?!?! :nono:

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    MzDimplez1123 says:

    @Ace………………it looked like her roommate rolled over like, “If he drop her ass, I ain’t heard shyt!” :rofl:

  345. 345
    MzDimplez1123 says:

    Nawl he didn’t! He wouldn’t let her do him so she asked him to do her! :blink:

    WHERE DEY DO DAT AT?!

  346. 346
    Ace says:

    He didn’t authorize the chit at first…

    then she gave the nicca a ..i dont know what to call it…

    “You can do me if i can do you” type chit…

    then he OKed it…

  347. 347
    MzDimplez1123 says:

    @ Ace…………Disregard 344. Got scenarios confused for a minute. The roomate did look that way but, it was for the BS she was on. :yes:

  348. 348
    Princess Smarty-Pants says:

    @kingston. then what? you can’t just leave me hanging like that. :waiting:

  349. 349
    MzDimplez1123 says:

    @ Ace……….He changed his mind?! :blink: My inner boy must’ve kicked in cause I started trying to tune that shyt out. :rofl:

  350. 350
    Phrozen1der says:

    @Ace @MzDimpz :nono:

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    Ace says:

    MzDimplez1123 says:

    @ Ace…………Disregard 344. Got scenarios confused for a minute. The roomate did look that way but, it was for the BS she was on. :yes:
    ————————————————————————-

    Babe if you ever do my like Scenerio #1 …i’m bout to **** up some sheets while you sleep ad you gonna wake up feeling very unsanitary… #justsayin

  352. 352
    MzDimplez1123 says:

    :blink: Her ass was bogus! She could’ve kept all that extra shyt she was doing to herself to. Like I said, she didn’t even need him there the way she was carrying on.

  353. 353
    Ace says:

    MzDimplez1123 says:

    @ Ace……….He changed his mind?! :blink: My inner boy must’ve kicked in cause I started trying to tune that shyt out. :rofl:
    ————————————————————————–

    Yeah he was already in her “ass” when she was on top…all that noise and grunting …was from him…

  354. 354
    MzDimplez1123 says:

    @ Phrozen………My Godsister is always saying I must’ve been a man in my last life because of the way I think. I swear I was watching that shyt and it had me :mad:

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    Mean Kitty says:

    ok I’m back……

    @Kingstonn: I was thinking about changing it today. I need to figure out what pic I want as my gravi.

    Don’t knock “milking the prostate” until u try it. Its the best nutt ever. Your whole body tenses up, then u start spazzing and then S P L A S H everywhere within a 50 yd radius. When I get done it looks like someone threw white paint all over the room. :yes:

  356. 356
    Ace says:

    Mean Kitty says:

    ok I’m back……

    @Kingstonn: I was thinking about changing it today. I need to figure out what pic I want as my gravi.

    Don’t knock “milking the prostate” until u try it. Its the best nutt ever. Your whole body tenses up, then u start spazzing and then S P L A S H everywhere within a 50 yd radius. When I get done it looks like someone threw white paint all over the room. :yes:
    ———————————————————————–

    :hurl:

  357. 357
    MzDimplez1123 says:

    @ Ace……. :hurl:

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    Mean Kitty says:

    @Ace: I say do it and don’t tell nobody so they wont think u like rainbows and chit. And I PROMISE you that you will love it and do it more than once especially for those special occasions. :yes:

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    MzDimplez1123 says:

    @ Mean ……….So this can be like some control like thing if done right? :think:

    I still don’t think I could do it. :no:

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    MzDimplez1123 says:

    @ Mean ……….So this can be like some control like thing if done right? :think:

    I still don’t think I could do it. :no:

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    Dymond says:

    candibfly says:
    *throws the autographed collection of lisa-ray’s movies (1 dvd) in the trash*
    fiction? see how my own bff does me?!
    —————————-
    ***retrieves sole dvd out of trash***
    NOOOO! Candi…I been messing up all day I MEANT TO SAY NONFICTION</b
    I already messed up and said harlem when i meant brooklyn
    :wail: I already passed out 124 of your books at the strip club!!

  362. 362
    Princess Smarty-Pants says:

    @Phrozen. please see kitty’s #355.

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    MzDimplez1123 says:

    @Mean………….I personally don’t think it’s a gay act as long as another man isn’t doing it. *I hope that wasn’t offensive* I just don’t think I wanna actually do it.

  364. 364
    Princess Smarty-Pants says:

    and #358

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    Phrozen1der says:

    @MzDimpz :rofl: What movie was this???

  366. 366
    Dymond says:

    @ MEAN why? just why?

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    MzDimplez1123 says:

    @ Phrozen……..I think it was a Good Time To Be Black And Sexy? Ace knows for sure. He DEFINITELY can’t pick the next movie! Yea I picked the one where they fu(ked all them kids up but that one we watched last night was NOT right! :no:

  368. 368
    Phrozen1der says:

    @PSP I saw them and still :nono: *Sits in the corner rocking and singing Deborah Cox “Nobody Supposed to be here”*

  369. 369
    Mean Kitty says:

    @Dimpz: Yes if used in the right way. A lil S&M is good for the soul. And its no offense to me….everybody know I’m a representative of the Rainbow Clique. **2 snaps and a fruity twist**

    @Dymond: LMAO….U know I have to cut up when I show up.

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    Phrozen1der says:

    @MzDimpz Understood! :lol:

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    Phrozen1der says:

    @Mean :rofl:

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    MzDimplez1123 says:

    @ Phrozen………….You alright over there? :rofl:

    @ Mean……..I’m all for a lil S&M, hell a LOT of S&M. I just tried doing anything of that nature to a man.

  373. 373
    Ace says:

    The movie is called “It’s a Good Day To be Black and Sexy”

    its like 6 little mini “situations” that will make you :mad: or :think:

    or in my case get up and walk out.

  374. 374
    MzDimplez1123 says:

    **never tried

  375. 375
    Mean Kitty says:

    @Phro: Umm I saw u talking about ur baby haired alter ego Chili in the other post. :rofl: If she wanna use toothbrushes to slick her hair down in the front let her BE GREAT!!!!

  376. 376
    MzDimplez1123 says:

    @ Ace……………That’s flucked up. I got up and walked out too! :rofl:

    We gone hafta watch Sesame Street or something next. I’ll see what Jordan has in my queue. :rofl:

  377. 377
    Ace says:

    My next choice will be a cartoon…after that.

  378. 378
    Mean Kitty says:

    Ok I’m gone like Cross Colors…..cya tomorrow.

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    MzDimplez1123 says:

    Bye Mean! :hug:

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    Phrozen1der says:

    @Mean :rofl: G’night bruh!

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    YSoSerious says:

    Y’all just can’t act right… :dead:

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