Lawrence Taylor’s Teenage Prostitute Wants To Get Paid
Ex NY Giants star Lawrence Taylor was sentenced yesterday to six months probation for soliciting sex from an underaged prostitute in May 2010.
The 16-year-old sex worker who received $300 from the former football great in exchange for sexual favors, now wants to really get paid.
Taylor, 52, was accompanied to court yesterday by his beautiful wife, Lynette. The couple have a 5-year-old son together.
Holding a press conference outside the court after the sentencing was Christina Fierro, now 17, and her famed attorney Gloria Allred. Although Allred didn’t mention a lawsuit, her mere presence suggests that one is in the works.
In the meantime, Taylor appeared on Fox News’ Studio B with Shephard Smith last night, where he said “everybody” solicits sex from prostitutes.
“It’s the oldest profession in the world,” he said. “Everybody does it.”
Taylor added: “I am not the cause of prostitution – I didn’t pick her up in no playground, she wasn’t hiding behind a school bus, this is a working girl who came to my room.
“Its the world of prostitution you never what you are going to get. I don’t card them, I don’t ask for a birth certificate,” he said referring to the fact that Fierro told him she was 19.
“I had been on the road 10- 11 days, I made a phone call to a friend of mine and he made a phone call.”
But Fierro says she’s a victim — not a prostitute — who was forced to go to Taylor’s room by her pimp, a hardened criminal who was later arrested and jailed.
Fierro accused Taylor of taking “something precious” from her when she was only 16-years-old. She said she believes Taylor knew she had been beaten by her pimp and was underage.
Taylor, who must register as a sex offender, will have another hearing on April 12 to decide at what level he will be classified on the sex offender register.
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Dis nicca paid for that?!?!?
Awww bless her heart.
LOL @ ACE…..
Can someone tell me the last time a john was arrested?
They just had it out of Taylor and he fell for it.
Damn son, do better.
Such an UGLY GIRL
Where is her family, how do they get caught up in that lifestyle so early. Sad
I think he should be locked up, not only b/c she was 16 but dammit you can look at her and tell something ain’t right! I think there should be a law against folks having children with the mentally handicapped……myself included (baby daddy ain’t got the sense The Almighty gave to a wandering eye).
Dang, Gloria sure is an ambulance chaser.
I’m sorry but she looks slow as hell in the eyes.
She reminds me of them little alien dolls in Toy Story…there eyes wrap around here head…
3 RoderickXYZ says:
Can someone tell me the last time a john was arrested?
They just had it out of Taylor and he fell for it.
Damn son, do better.
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They have stings all the time.
I absolutely hate stories like this. Im glad he is being honest about it.
She was a working whore. SO why would he ask for an ID… I think its sad he has to register as a sex offender but I guess he shouldnt have been paying for sex anyways. Besides she looked busted and disgusted.. YUCK!!!
@Ace
He WAS Extremely DRUNK Dawg… She probably LOOKED LIKE A-Keys in the “You Don’t Know My Name” video to LT (That Night…)
And that YT Female Lawyer Absolutely HATE MEN (MF-ing Real…)
I swear black folks will ALWAYS have to do 20times better, avoid 100more pitfalls and humble themselves 1million more times than whites to just stay out of trouble.
Lawd forgive me but that chile look slow and I thought I read somewhere that her pimp was her uncle.
#avatarprototype
AND Im sure she had on pounds of makeup to make herself look older!!!
NOT THAT I EVER WOULD
But if i were to pay for sex YOU BETTER BE BUILT LIKE BEYONCE WITH A FACE LIKE AALIYAH!
@ACE
@Pryn
Fierro accused Taylor of taking “something precious” from her when she was only 16-years-old. She said she believes Taylor knew she had been beaten by her pimp and was underage.
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Whatever Gollum. ‘Cause that’s who she looks like. Ain’t nobody took “your precious”. This thang had been selling that snatch for we don’t know how long before she snagged LT, who bares a striking resemblence to Mr. Brown in that pic. #gotothenearestbridgeandjump.
KweenKish11 says:
AND Im sure she had on pounds of makeup to make herself look older!!!
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That still won’t take away from the fact that she “slow in the eyes”. I bet she sounds like she needs her adenoids removed…..all stuffy and snotty.
GAWD I got So many things to say…
I’m gonna take Lil Dueces to the park…I’ll be back in an hour and hope the topic has changed or else I’m going in …
I’m sure this is not what she looked like when she was “taken” to his room to perform a service.
She lied to him about her age – went there to perform a sex act & now that you both were busted you wanna get paid?
Why don’t you sue the pimp who took your ass there in there in the first place..oh wait..your attorney probably did a credit check & he’s broke so go after the cash cow huh?
#Nosympathyherelittlegirl
Is she paying Gloria in sexual favors?
Terri B says:
Where is her family, how do they get caught up in that lifestyle so early. Sad
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She was a promiscuous wild child who ran away from home. The pimp found her at the bus station and gave her a place to stay and steady work. She didn’t call her uncle until she realized who LT was.
This is a bunch of complete BS!!
Do you think she went to his room looking like this. No she probably had on fish net something something tight made of leather and a bunch of make up on. I doubt she looked 16 or beaten. Gloria Allred needs to be completely ashamed of herself. She constantly represents these silly as hos that are just trying to get paid cause they were giving it up in the right place at the right time.
GET THE FLUK OUTTA HERE!!!!!
She looks a little delayed……..
@ SAndra………..Thanks for clearing up where the uncle came into the picture.
The things men pay for and my ass dont have a mansion yet?!!! Damn these morals
@Ace – (Gravatar) that is my MOVIE! Loves BeetleJuice dude!
@MzDimplez – Girl!!! Why they put Corkette out there like she got raped I will never know. Business was just all bad for her that day. Chalk it up as a loss.
Didn’t she say before that it was consensual anyways?
@ Harlem…..I say that same shyt almost everyday!
She kinda look like a Snork by the eyes.
miamore1973 says:
Gloria Allred needs to be completely ashamed of herself. She constantly represents these silly as hos that are just trying to get paid
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She’s the PIMPS (and hoes) PIMP! The “higher ups” always gotta answer to someone “higher up”.
KweenKish11 says:
I think its sad he has to register as a sex offender but I guess he shouldnt have been paying for sex anyways.
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Personally, I would rather my husband pay for a sex worker so that no feelings are involved. He did the right thing. It’s better than him sneaking around with a jump off and getting his feelings caught up. Obviously he loves his wife.
Ace… God will judge you for that one
Does this child really think she’s going to get paid from broke azz Lawrence Taylor?!?!?
Sorry honey but the money you seek he
Everyone knows that. Lawrence Taylor is broke as a joke. He put his money up his nose a long time ago. Good luck with collecting on payday.
She has to look like a victim at the press conference. And all prostitutes don’t look like the glamour girls you see in the movies. They’re broke, they don’t have the funds for the top notch weaves, wigs, and attire.
His wife looks 10 times better and is probably 3 times her age. She does look mentally slow, she has major issues to even have been prostituting period especially at 15, 16.
“sex worker” Auntie you make it sound so honest.
KweenKish11 says:
AND Im sure she had on pounds of makeup to make herself look older!!!
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Exactly!! Now she’s got her hair pulled back in a ponytail looking like an innocent school girl.
#Nosympathyherelittlegirl
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RIGHT – SMH at the discontent I feel for her!
So LT wife is sticking by him even though he admitted soliciting prostitues is something that he always does? I hope she gets tested on a regular basis
*Plays Devil’s Advocate*
How we know she didn’t go to his room looking like the pic above? Maybe he asked for a young one or his homie knows he likes him young.
He still should’ve turned her around when he saw them eyes though.
@ Sandra
Some of the things you say amaze me.
I used to like Gloria Allred but I cant but it says alot about her takin this case!
26 Sandra Rose says:
Terri B says:
Where is her family, how do they get caught up in that lifestyle so early. Sad
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She was a promiscuous wild child who ran away from home. The pimp found her at the bus station and gave her a place to stay and steady work. She didn’t call her uncle until she realized who LT was.
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I wonder where she got it from. She had to be exposed to it early on in life for her to be so wild so young. Or just came from a broken home and wanted to get away from it.
Obviously he loves his wife.
a prostitute! NO he loves 
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A FUKN SHAME THIS DAMN STATEMENT COMING FROM SOMEONE WHO ALWAYS SAY BLACK WOMAN WILL PUT UP WITH ANYTHING! He LOVES HIS WIFE cuz he
Sex offender??:rolleyes:
She lied about her age, and I’m sure she didn’t come in there with a hannah montana bookbag. I’m not taking fault off him for being disgusting and cheating on his wife, but dang a sex offender is too harsh. I hope this chick and her people don’t get a dime from him.
@ohpretty1
DON’T She Though
LT been balling on a BUDGET for a minute Now… He CAN’T afford a Jump-off because JUMP-OFFS are very expensive Nowadays !!! You can thank the Hip-Hop HOMO-Thugs and IDIOT NBA Ballers for the Explosive Price Tags of Jump-offs
Sandra Rose says:
Personally, I would rather my husband pay for a sex worker so that no feelings are involved. He did the right thing. It’s better than him sneaking around with a jump off and getting his feelings caught up. Obviously he loves his wife.
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And THIS is why I absolutely adore you Sandra. For your realism.
That is THE most boss chit I have heard in a month of Sunday’s.
I wouldn’t want my husband to cheat at all technically, but realistically I understand that I have NO control over what a man does.
However, I would want him to save his life, her life, and save me from a certain prison term by NOT chosing a jump-off.
I feel a song coming on….where my sketchbook? *shuffling papers and desk items around, grabbing church fan*
Sandra Rose says:
Personally, I would rather my husband pay for a sex worker so that no feelings are involved. He did the right thing. It’s better than him sneaking around with a jump off and getting his feelings caught up. Obviously he loves his wife.
SANDRITA…stay in your lane!
I have never been in either situation but we are speaking on a child, so I will withhold my comments and pray for all parties involved!
DJM but why all I can think about is the fact that “she doesn’t have her ears pierced”. Why is that bothering me…that and the fact that she looks slow and he still had sex with her?
I was trying to lurk today, but this sh*t right here pizzes me off to no end. First the man is labeled a sex offender for life for messing with the ho and now this b*tch trying to get money like some innocent lamb. If there is ANY justice in America the judge will kick her and that sorry excuse for a woman/lawyer square up the azz.
LT’s biggest crime is that this broad ain’t even cute. She better be 100 times more fine in makeup because her scrubbed faced is downright toadish.
@ SR Exactly!! Now she’s got her hair pulled back in a ponytail looking like an innocent school girl.
I bet that was her lawyers idea. “pull your hair back and dont wear any makeup”… SMH
ITS A COLD CRAZY World I tell ya
MzDimplez1123 says:
@ Corkette
She kinda look like a Snork by the eyes.
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Did the $300 include the jar of jelly?
buttercup24 says:
Sex offender??:rolleyes:
She lied about her age, and I’m sure she didn’t come in there with a hannah montana bookbag. I’m not taking fault off him for being disgusting and cheating on his wife, but dang a sex offender is too harsh. I hope this chick and her people don’t get a dime from him.
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I’ve know people that have to get registered for less than that. Like 17 year old having consensual sex with his 16 year girlfriend. And when you look at the sex offender list, they don’t always go into details about what kind of crime they committed, so we just assume the worst.
So, we all agree she ain’t cute huh?
I kinda feel bad for her though. She’s been/being used up at a young age. I wouldn’t wish that on anybody.
Sandra
thanks for clearing that up.. Looks like she played her part until she saw a ‘come-up’…
Karma is a bad bish
KayCeiSoul says:
I wouldn’t want my husband to cheat at all technically, but realistically I understand that I have NO control over what a man does.
However, I would want him to save his life, her life, and save me from a certain prison term by NOT chosing a jump-off.
Im not coming for you…
but YOU CAN NOT BE SERIOUS…. so your man potentially bringing you home a STD/HIV/AIDS is better than him laying up with TAQUISHA around the block. Him boning some random stranger is comforting? REALLY?
Wait! did she say:
“…Fierro accused Taylor of taking “something precious” from her when she was only 16-years-old.”
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Was this her first day on the job? or was he her first ‘trick’?
Like someone said, I’m sure she was all Wet-n-wild makeup out, video vixen style. But his wife, if I recall sometime back sorta showed her azz defending his actions for soliciting hookers. The wife is a hot mess too! All kinds of phuckery runs rampant in that household.
1. That girl needs some sun and why is there so much space between her eyes and eyebrows.
2. His wife looks like she is related to Loretta Devine.
3. I need Taylor to shut the hell up talmbout everyone does it. No negro, everyone does not. I need you to join El in rehab and get it together for your child and wife. And I need you to stay out the damn sun!!
Alex!
Dimpzzzzzzz!!!!
Hey boo!
This heffa got the same born defect as “Paul” the new lil green alien aka Brandy….about them eyes.
What are the odds???????
Somebody call Jerry Lewis please an muthafuggin thanks.
Correction: I reread what I said and I realize that he can get a STD/HIV/AIDS from any chick or that but my point was I would rather him know the bish he sleeping with vs. a complete stranger…I need him to find out the test results when we all get checked and if the bish walking around dripping with diseases how would he ever know if she on one block today and gone the next. I dont know..Im probably not making sense to some of you but I know what the fluck IM THINKING…MY OPINION..LOL
And somebody ELSE call Narcotics Anon. cause I am CONVINCED L.T. is still
*Scrolls back up*
GOTS TO BE.
I wonder if she had that looooonnnnnggg line chicks do with eyeliner from their eyes to their dam hairline
A South Carolina man was released recently and had to register as a sex offender……bc he can’t stop flucking horses!!!!
Hey DIMPZ…HEY AL
why is there so much space between her eyes and eyebrows.
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That shyt is called Norwood Syndrome.
As in Brandy Norwood.
@ Cha…………I get your point. LOL
Hey Lovah!
RatchetFree says:
A South Carolina man was released recently and had to register as a sex offender……bc he can’t stop flucking horses!!!!
OR THE HORSES CANT STOP FLUCKING HIM
@ Cha Cha
Taquisha?!?!?
I’m with you honey 100% co-sign. I don’t want my man cheating with none of these whores. In all honesty a “sex worker” as Sandra Mae calls it will probably be the worst to sleep with. They sleep and suck anything for roughly $100. I’ve watched plenty of documentaries on these gutter butt whores to know that they’ll hop in and out of any moving car that comes along.
These women f anything, suck anything and typically drink, snort, shoot and smoke anything they can get their hands on. It’s disgusting to even think of.
@ Alex…………………….Is that the black dude that keeps breakign into the neighborhood barns?
Why she want L.T. to pay her…lil cockeyed (no pun intended) gal know she already get an SSI check. If not she need to blame her momma for that ish…not L.T.
A South Carolina man was released recently and had to register as a sex offender……bc he can’t stop flucking horses!!!!
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MR. HANDS….
HOTT Cha Cha
I KNEW a dude that caught a STD from His Wife and that NASTY Trick didn’t even know she had a STD… He wanted to Kill Himself and I TOLD HIM F-U-C-K THAT !!! Kill Her NASTY-AZZ and take your chances with the Judicial System (Real…)
MZ why cant we be great
jazzyiest says:
They sleep and suck anything for roughly $100.
SHYTTTTTTTTTTTTT..NOT WHERE IM FROM….
TRY $40 TO $60 
I WOULD HAVE TO BE A HIGH PRICE HOE… I WOULD NEVA GET A DATE
I will gladly drop kick you in your groin for $100
@Dimpz
I don’t know what color he is but yeah, they recorded him and everything. They said the horse kept acting funny and kept getting infections.
KDub says:
why is there so much space between her eyes and eyebrows.
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That shyt is called Norwood Syndrome.
As in Brandy Norwood.
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And the Ronnie DeVoe (Bell Biv DeVoe) syndrome
He wanted to Kill Himself and I TOLD HIM F-U-C-K THAT !!! Kill Her NASTY-AZZ and take your chances with the Judicial System (Real…)
Damn!
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She looks retarded.
Damn where is her family at all this time, now thats the real questions.
ELove says:
HOTT Cha Cha
I KNEW a dude that caught a STD from His Wife and that NASTY Trick didn’t even know she had a STD… He wanted to Kill Himself and I TOLD HIM F-U-C-K THAT !!! Kill Her NASTY-AZZ and take your chances with the Judicial System (Real…)
OH yeah..I think we had that conversation. THAT IS GROUNDS FOR DIVORCE…IM SORRY THERE ARE TWO THINGS THAT I CAN NOT FORGIVE 1) a BABY 2) A STD. BECAUSE THERE IS TWO THINGS I CAN NOT LIVE WITH 1.) A GUN CHARGE 2.) FACING DIABLO FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE
what about the other customers her pimp set her up for!!! did she feel something precious was taken..hmmmmmmm
@K-Dub
No THE HELL you DIDN’T Say —> Norwood Syndrome !!!
Although she looks slow nothing about this young lady looks innocent! Talking about he took something precious…bish please!
Now that he has to register as a sex offender..how is this going to affect his living arrangements with his 5 year old son. I thought sex offenders could not be around children? Any legal eagles in the house????
@ Cha Cha
I was giving them the benefit of the doubt. LOL I know they go lower than that and that’s what makes it so disgusting to me. If you’re willing to sell your azz for two digit numbers God only knows what else you’ll do.
@ Harlem…………This CAN’T be life!
@Alex………..Ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww He infected too?!
BWAAAAAA CORKETTE! Lawrence Taylor’s Teenage Prostitute Wants To Get Paid
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She already did!
Luscious- I wasn’t calling YOU Gabby in the other post…Just stating that if Gabby & Chris Brown were together he wouldn’t be acting the way he does…and I think with all of the positions we talked about it kinda got misread
@ Rachet
I read about that story and unfortunately he was black
I thought prostitution was illegal. What is he rambling about?
Not the cutest little mongrel
Hey all
Jonah Paul will be coming in the next few weeks
said the horse kept acting funny and kept getting infections.
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Kdub says:
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MR. HANDS….
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No boo-boo Mr. Hands is dead! Died the next day after he let that horse run up in him like he was at the Kentucky Derby.
And the Ronnie DeVoe (Bell Biv DeVoe) syndrome
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He always looked a lil slow too…so did the dumpy one who was a producer. Biv. He looked a lil off too.
And we all know about Bobby…
And now Johnny is busy being a dayum sister wife.
WHO DAYUM IT EVER KNEW…that the two lead sangers were the only two normal ones? Ricky and Ralph…
God bless that whole group.
Yeah she’s a hooker and blah blah but the comments here really just illustrate the lack of value black women have in our society. If she was a 16 year old white girl Nancy Grace would discuss her plight nightly for months.Lots of teenage females land in really ridiculous situations because they think they know it all. Does that make them less of a victim when they’re strong armed into the sex trade to make an abusive man money?
On a lighter note, she looks like a window licker.
@Dimpz
Maybe he got some treatment while in prison and isn’t infected any longer. But I need him to stay away from those damn horses. Next step is castration.
ELove says:
HOTT Cha Cha
I KNEW a dude that caught a STD from His Wife and that NASTY Trick didn’t even know she had a STD… He wanted to Kill Himself and I TOLD HIM F-U-C-K THAT !!! Kill Her NASTY-AZZ and take your chances with the Judicial System (Real…)
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Rock Quarry Swag!
I had a male supervisor tell me since I was single there was no way I should ever be broke or need anything!
He said if he was a woman he’s be set
#teamhighpricedhoes
Hey Kei/Jonah!
How my boy Simba doin?
@ALBoy (Comment #96)
And she DESERVE NO TIP Either !!!
jazzyiest says:
@ Cha Cha
I was giving them the benefit of the doubt. LOL I know they go lower than that and that’s what makes it so disgusting to me. If you’re willing to sell your azz for two digit numbers God only knows what else you’ll do
I hear ya… How you been Lil Sexy mama?
IS CHA CHA GON HAVE TO SHANK THE ARTIST FORMERLY KNOWN AS ALEX?
@MzD
Simba is good we got him a friend to play with a yorkie we named Nala.
How are you and yours?
Owwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww, yall so so so wrong!
snork 
& somebody better not bring up a certain STAR in rehab again
Now I have the life goes on music playing in my head….
Bish lookin like an extra from the 80′s movie Troll.
@pryn
YOUS A FOOL Girl (MF-ing Real…) 
OK STOP IT Now Damnit !!!
Men always hollerin about somebody using they cookie jar to get paid.
Not the cutest little mongrel
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Mongrel…Down Sinder
X Mary Jones…Preshus momma.
Yes @Elove I did term it up for us…it now has a term.
Norwood Syndrome. When you got at least two fangers full of space in betwix your eyes and eyebrows…
@Cha Cha
Why would u want to shank me?!? I’m too young to die!!
@ RatchetFree ….:dead:
Stop! LOL….go sit in the corner!
You are too funny!!!
Jazzy Whats up beautiful?
CHA CHA whats up sexy?
yallcrazy says:
Now I have the life goes on music playing in my head….
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*cues it JUST FOR YALL*
Oh blah dee
Oh blah dah
Life goes onnnnnn
Onnnnnnn
Lalalalala
Life goes ON!
RatchettFree (you’re really keeping this name, huh?)
CHA
Dimpz
Brown
Kwall
Hey Crazy!
Aww @ Nala. I’m ok, the boy is good, the girl is hanging on to life by a thread. *I’mma beat huh ass* <—Paula Jai Friday voice
@ lolita lmoa
but on another note: he took something precious away from her at 16 she wasnt no dman virgin, sure LT is wrong for being with a minor but gal is twisitng it up trying to make it look as though he knew. HELL she looked like she beat up in the above pic how LT know what the hell was going on? SMDH at both these fools!
@ MZD
dont 
yallthey though?@Pryn
then they get loud at the end of the song
@MzD
Hang her by the toes
yallcrazy says:
@Pryn
then they get loud at the end of the song
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*yelling*
OH BLAH DEE BLAH DAH….EH!
@ Kei……..
@ Al……Touche’
Oh I lamost forgot……..ROLLCALL AND SHYT
since I love all yall, well most, and dont want folks feelin left out
Somebody help me understand why women stand up for their men when they are in sex scandals? Why o why….I cant! Smh!
MZ D DDT her.
Oh, I didn’t see you Choco, hello.
@ FoxE & MzDimples
I saw Lincoln Lawyer last Sat. It was really good!!
Oh blah dee
Oh blah dah
Life goes onnnnnn
Onnnnnnn
Lalalalala
Life goes ON!
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I got TEARS….so yall saying this heffa look like a black female Corky?
Down Sinder.
Bury me in my UNC gear…make sure the hat is tilted…
Hey Kei!!
My friend ask me this morning if she could stay with me when it’s closer to time for her to deliver bc I’m closer to the hospital. I’m not ready to be delivering no baby or having the water break up in here!!!
@Yall
Indeed I am. It’s very fitting for me.
@Tami
I don’t know either. Mentally I would not be able to sit or stand there. I would probably have whooped him on the way out the door, then again in the car, then said eff it, I’m going back home. No time for this ish…
Rollcall and shyt too…to all the folks I spend my day with (not these co-workers of mine neevah!)
@ Al……..I’m bout 2.5 nano seconds from Rockbottoming her lil butt.
@talkingwithtami
THAT Almighty DOLLA Baby !!! (THAT’S WHY…)
TWO THINGS regardless of legalities makes the WORLD GO ROUND…
SEX and MONEY
@Alex lies, all lies
That “threat” earlier was for you
<–act like the finger is going forward and back LOL
@ Tami because they know people make mistakes. I think it’s harder for people in the spot light but we know plenty of folk around us that do the same thing.
I do not support sexual exploitation of children or rape
Yall KDUB
ROLL CALL
KDUB
you know lubs you right
Obviously he loves his wife MY AZZ!!!
I couldn’t past any kind of cheating but fluckin prostitutes is like sticking your weenie to the toilet water at the beach. I’m cool and now you gotta die.
GAWT^@%@#%@^#%#^#%^^#)*()*&($#$@#$!^!)@ CHEAP AZZ GMAIL
@Alex
We have ours all planned out next week my husband will take a 3 month vacation just in case I got into labor and to have that bonding time with the baby before we have to go back to work.
@ Al…………….People’s elbow would be nice too.
@yallcrazy
DO You remember that YT Wife standing by the NJ Governor when he TOLD THE WORLD he had a Sexual Relationship with Another Man and said He WAS GAY ?!!? That BUG-EYED Trick LOOKED Crazy as Hell (To Me…)
@ CHA CHA and Eb:
I hate to break this to you ladies, but men cheat. Would you rather him cheat with one of your friends or get his rocks off with an anonymous sex worker? In reality, you don’t have a choice in what he does. So pray that he makes the right decision.
This ugly chicks looks old, and ran through. She looks beat up and she does not look like she is 16. She looks more like 46. What is she going to sue for….getting eff’d? If that’s the case, there are a lot more men she need to sue other that this dude here. I doubt he was the only one who hit that.
It is really messed up that men go to jail all the time because little girls lie about their age. Even if you card them and they have a fake ID and you get caught with them, you are going to jail. SMH.
His wife is a dummy for sticking by his side. She is looking like a total idiot.
Sidebar: I thought (most) guys were running around saying that light skinned broad were cuter than dark skinned females (i.e. Lil Wayne, Chris Brown, Young Turd). What do you have to say about this one?
Hey His!
@Elove
See in the NJ gov situation and this LT one I would have left. BUT Kobe? I don’t blame Nessa
Hey His
x’s 18
HIS whats up baby?
longwaytea
hey Dimpz and Kei
s to my bews!
@Danielle
Yeah Vanessa got a $14 million dollar Diamond ROCK for her Troubles
RatchetFree says:
A South Carolina man was released recently and had to register as a sex offender……bc he can’t stop flucking horses!!!!
CHA CHA says:
OR THE HORSES CANT STOP FLUCKING HIM
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Do you guys remember that YouTube video of the sicko having sex with a horse and the horse literally slammed his back out and disemboweled him?
Even if I could Jedi mindtrick myself into forgiving my guy for cheating with another woman, NO WAY IN NO PARTS OF HELL IS THAT SHYT GONE HAPPEN IF HE BEEN SMANGING OR GETTING SMANGED BY SOME OTHER DUDE! I ain’t ready for no stuff like that.
#nooffensetoanyonethat’shomosexual
#somestuffyoushouldtellapersonfromthebeginning
Alexxxx
x’s 22
[sings to the baby prostitute]
JUST FOR MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
j-u-s-t-f-o-r-m-e!
@His
Heeyyyyyy Sexxy-Mama !!!
So I found out my brother and his girlfriend of 20 years got married last month.
ELuvah! hey bew
@KaraZ
Now hop your azz on twitter and speak to the rest fo the twam!
@ Auntie…………That horse sounds like me if somebody foolish enough to “let one ride” on me.
Cocoa *motorboats ya* hola hunney!
Hey His
@Elove—how about that governor that said he lied about hiking to the Appalations & stated something about her being his “soulmate”.
That right there is when I would have made myself famous in front of the ENTIRE WORLD. These women don’t know how to play the cards they’re dealt. I’d be a Brand! With a whole line is ish… LOL
KEI
aww you almost there
EBABY better address me that much I know
@ choco
wassup!! ( in my martin voice)
FIANCE
hey love
Kei says:
So I found out my brother and his girlfriend of 20 years got married last month.
They were already married 
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GF of 20years?
smh @ The fact that it has been SNOWING in north Jersey since last night… my child had a snow day today and er’thang….I dnt wanna live in a damn snowglobe no mo!!
somebody come get this kid….thanks
so um witeboi, hows it hangin
jazzyiest says:
In all honesty a “sex worker” as Sandra Mae calls it will probably be the worst to sleep with. They sleep and suck anything for roughly $100.
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Yes, but no emotions are involved. You know how you ladies feel about your men catching feelings for another woman.
That BUG-EYED Trick LOOKED Crazy as Hell (To Me…)
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Most laughable woman by her man was Vanessa “Count Chocula” Bryant…bish all crying..Kobe up there tambout he sorry…Vanessa gots to be on some kinda drug (Xanax is my thinking) cause any OTHER Hispanic woman? Your azz getting switchbladed…In the middle of the press conf.
@Miss
31 weeks 4cm dilated and 80% effaced doc said it can go on for weeks but I know in the nex 2-3 weeks I’ll be having him.
G’day Ya’ll
@Fiance, hola mama
how u be?
Hey His, i’m in North Jersey too and this snow is blowing mine today
@Danielle
Thanks.
@Danielle
I know right, but in Ohio we don’t have the common law amrriage. She’s better than me hell 20 years is 19 too many. But I love her to death
marriage* wow wtf
ELove says:
@Danielle
Yeah Vanessa got a $14 million dollar Diamond ROCK for her Trouble
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14 mill will NOT BUY/PAY the AIDS away……wait I have to check with Magic and Cookie Johnson to see how much the ACTUAL going price is.
KEIIIII awwww yeaaaa so happy for you
Not for nothing I thought Vanessa Bryant looked even more crazy with all that bullchit she didnt really come off on top with that one. The ring ok dont get me wrong it was NICE but its just that a ring.
@Cocoa! so i’m not in the snow globe alone?
yayyyyyyyyyy!! *plays pattycake w/ Cocoas bewbs in the snow*
FIANCE I am good babe how you love
talkingwithtami says:
Somebody help me understand why women stand up for their men when they are in sex scandals? Why o why….I cant! Smh!
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Because she took a vow to love him for better OR for worse, not just for better.
Hey His Bye His
That chick looks like a Muppet Baby….
@Sandra
I refuse to believe that ALL MEN CHEAT!!
Maybe i’m a little naive… but i’ll be that
She looks like she Framed Roger Rabbit..
Now we know “What’s eating Gilbert Grape”
…..
Phro
I watched that last night
*regretting I gave Phro that Dr.P8 :rfl:
@Phro, that might’ve been her 1st compliment on here!
She is kinda lookin like Skeeter though!
umm Choc whea u going?
@Fiance, I’m trying bew…so I’m partially good
Hey Proz!
That chick looks like a Muppet Baby….
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Gonzo?
My nephew sure does look a lot like LT. Let me call my bro I’m sure his girl was once a ho.
PHROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO hey (dramatic aint I)
FoxE says:
@Sandra
I refuse to believe that ALL MEN CHEAT!!
Maybe i’m a little naive… but i’ll be that
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I don’t believe it either.
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Lawrence Taylor’s Teenage Prostitute Wants To Get Paid
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She got paid $300 for doing her job. LT should be suing her for fraud, lying and whatever illusion she used to stay in that room w/out him kicking her out.
@Kei LOL!
@His Hey babes!
@Dimpz *cracks knuckles*
@MissHarlem
@Yall LOL!
@KWall I’m thinking more of the scary creepy one.. “Animal”
Animal!
She needs to put on some “Cover it all” cause “Cover up” wont do it…
@Dimpz
@Choco
@Choc, nah that was for @YallCrazy
I was giving salutations
@Phroz wasnt that muppets name Aminal? thats what my brudder told me!
Damn LT Why ya prostitute look like a skinny faced Panda?
CHA CHA says:
KayCeiSoul says:
I wouldn’t want my husband to cheat at all technically, but realistically I understand that I have NO control over what a man does.
However, I would want him to save his life, her life, and save me from a certain prison term by NOT chosing a jump-off.
Im not coming for you… but YOU CAN NOT BE SERIOUS…. so your man potentially bringing you home a STD/HIV/AIDS is better than him laying up with TAQUISHA around the block. Him boning some random stranger is comforting? REALLY?
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Is TAQUISHA around the block any different than the stranger on the street who gets paid for it? Really, really, really think about it Cha Cha…what makes her snatch so clean and glorious that she can qualify as NOT having HIV/AIDS??? He won’t know what or who TAQUISHA is doing in her spare time anymore than he knows about that broad he snatched off the street – it’s the PERCEPTION of her being a hooker that you’re focusing on.
Once you look past that, that skank TAQUISHA is prolly sellin’ azz too, real talk. Especially if she has decided to be a problem causing jump-off with absolutely no morals. And she’s about a dumb bish if she ain’t getting paid or broke off anything else besides someone else’s man’s pipe.
I would prefer for my hubby NOT to cheat at all. In all fairness, I did say that in my post. I see your thought process…but if you take the perception out of it, you’ll see it in a different light. My kudos to Sandra was to the fact that there really is no difference in TAQUISHA and Corkette, besides a man catching feelings for the jump-off. Just as many men run through her azz too.
@MzD
Shyt I swear I’m over here trying to take one of his pics from fb but they all have the text and stuff done to them.
Oh so she doesnt look like Falkor to anyone but me…ok I digress
Phrozen1der says:
That chick looks like a Muppet Baby….
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BEAKER!!!
So, we pretty much all agree that this chile ain’t lookin quite humanish.
Kei says:
@Danielle
I know right, but in Ohio we don’t have the common law amrriage.
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There was common law marriage in Ohio, until 1991.
@ Harlem………..She do!
Let me stop talkin about this girl!
#StillInMyChildBearingYrs
@Anna
I know….
All I know is she is a hoe, for some reason females thinks its cool to sell trout…
Now she wanna get a check for getting caught selling her brooklyn tunnel. I can’t with these hoes I just can’t.
That’s what happens when you think the streets can raise you better than your parent(s).
SN: This story would be so much bigger if she was white and didn’t look like a big mouth bass.
Falkor is the neverending story Dimpz
LMFAO that jawn looks like a “Klingon”
@Pryn
I SAID —> STOP IT DAMNIT !!!
@K-Dub
Yeah Vanessa is a different kind because KOBE would’ve came to the press conference with MORE THAN JUST that shiner under his eye (Real…) He would’ve came with a BIG-AZZ Bandage on his neck from a Ice-Pick Stab Wound
Heeyyyyy MY BOO !!!
MZ thats the first thing that came to mind
That’s what happens when you think the streets can raise you better than your parent(s).
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She so damn ugly..How ugly is she?? She so damn ugly that when she was born the Doctor slapped HER,her mother,her father, and her grandparents
#TeamIcePick
UMMMMM PHRO no that name is used for Rihanna (not my term)
At least this isn’t another Chris Brown post.
Still a hot topic though, I’m sure.
(goes scrolling)
*yawn*
Slow news day. Isn’t Fantasia due for a pregnancy or hosting a barefoot parade somewhere? I guess I could actually be productive…
Phrozen1der says:
She so damn ugly..How ugly is she?? She so damn ugly that when she was born the Doctor slapped HER,her mother,her father, and her grandparents
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Shes so ugly even Chris Brown wouldn’t “hit” that…
waka, waka, waka
GTFOH!
YOU went to his room, YOU testified that YOU told him that you were 19 and now you feel he took “something precious” from you?
WHAT did he take, hoe? You suck d*cks for a living, there wasn’t really much “precious” left! And, unless you were a virgin and this was your FIRST pu$$y/currency transaction, he couldn’t have taken too much of your dignity.
How does the LAST person you got caught with take something precious from you and not the 8 random d*cks per day you were boinking prior to him?
#ready2windmillthisbroad
@ lolita
depends on if you rubbin it right or not lol
@Dawn
She looks like a snapping turtle…
@ later WHO Are You?
@Carrington Wind Mill tho bruh??
@ Dawn
She looks like she smells of late term ABORTIONS….
Seriously, she looks like one of those creatures from the book/movie Where the wild things are.
BEAKER!!!
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OMG
OMG
sidfjjknsjksnjtrnthrtrir58y468 (that’s me LAID on the keyboard)
I.had.forgot.about.BEAKER………………….
*Beaker had Norwood Syndrome as well.
Kif Kroker…….
@Kwall
She so damn ugly..How ugly is she?? She so damn ugly….well she just that damn unfortunatel looking
She looks like the crossbreed of a Pelican, and a Sea Otter
KDub says:
BEAKER!!!
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OMG
OMG
sidfjjknsjksnjtrnthrtrir58y468 (that’s me LAID on the keyboard)
I.had.forgot.about.BEAKER………………….
*Beaker had Norwood Syndrome as well.
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LOL! KDub, she has that long azz head like Beaker.
Honestly, the chile look like a cartoon.
Anybody watch Family Guy?
There was an episode where Chris dated a Down Symdrome girl….
#drawn,sketched,&animated.
I will never side with a hoe. If she old enough to chop it up and brag about aqua wet, lock jaw and the other foolish chit then she need to sit her nasty azz down. Had this been jamarcus russell Gloria Alred wouldn’t be no where round. Hell she’e be lucy to get Attorney mom…
LT should be suing the pimp that sent him this for $300! Hoes that look like Halle Berry ain’t charging $300!
Maybe LT paid a premium for a young retard…
@Phrozen
I got this IMAGE of the DOCTOR going to the waiting room and Grand-Pa is there sleeping and he says “WAKE YO AZZ UP Grand-Pa…” as He SLAPS THE SHYT out of Him !!!
Slapping of the whole family.
Fluck 911…Somebody call Jerry Lewis.
Animal.
Beaker.
Norwood Syndrome.
Corky.
The sanging of the “Life Goes On” theme Song.
Mongrel.
Why her momma did not apply for her a check?
She was an abortion survivor.
Did I miss any gems? We all going to hail…Imma need for the majority of yall to meet me THERE. Please report to @His for your gas soaked onesie.
#ready2windmillthisbroad
Carrington, can I PLEASE watch this go down?
She actually look like that porn star Heather Hunter (from like the late 80′s early 90′s)
@ELove and you should!!
@Dawn She does ole loose puzzy bish!!!
KayCeiSoul says:
#ready2windmillthisbroad
Carrington, can I PLEASE watch this go down?
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For $3 you can watch her go down, you may want to put condoms on your eyes.
ALBoy says:
CHA CHA whats up sexy?
I hopes UP what I think is
I HEAR YA KAYCEI … Im picking up what you puttin down mama!
Alex.. I was just sayin did I need to pop my coochay for you to speak back
She looks like the crossbreed of a Pelican, and a Sea Otter
I got this IMAGE of the DOCTOR going to the waiting room and Grand-Pa is there sleeping and he says “WAKE YO AZZ UP Grand-Pa…” as He SLAPS THE SHYT out of Him !!!
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@Phro and @ELove are our leaders of our gas fueled journey…I GOT TEARS.
I
this girl doesn’t read this blog cause y’all are a mean bunch.
Hey all
I thought if she was an underage sex victim they couldn’t show her face??
I still have not seen a picture of R.Kelly’s victim…ummm…errr… sex worker.
Cha Cha I love u..
Sandra Rose says:
@ CHA CHA and Eb:
I hate to break this to you ladies, but men cheat. Would you rather him cheat with one of your friends or get his rocks off with an anonymous sex worker? In reality, you don’t have a choice in what he does. So pray that he makes the right decision
If you say so…..
@Kwall
WHAT THE HELL? this girl would still be sucking and fking if she didnt run into Taylor, now she wants to sue for him for what?????? SUE YOUR PIMP is he in jail?
taylor better not have to pay a dime to this trick, its a shame he couldnt get a of age working girl, i belive good and well she told him she was 19, ugh
Maybe LT paid a premium for a young retard…
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Nahhhh…that was the standard fee.
Premium comes with the helmet and the face-brace.
Dawn Sheen says:
KayCeiSoul says:
#ready2windmillthisbroad
Carrington, can I PLEASE watch this go down?
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For $3 you can watch her go down, you may want to put condoms on your eyes.
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Or a helmet.
Peachpussycat says:
I thought if she was an underage sex victim they couldn’t show her face??
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That only applies if your puzzy has under 100k miles and if ur mouth isn’t shaped like a vacuum hose
Peachpussycat says:
I this girl doesn’t read this blog cause y’all are a mean bunch.
DAWN… I LOVE YOU MORE..AND MORE AND A LONG TIME
Ole low budget ass, Dollar puzzy ass broad! Bish probably fuvks in tube socks and boi shorts…
#GrowUp!
@Peach SAID…
I still have not seen a picture of R.Kelly’s victim…ummm…errr… sex worker.”
“I thought if she was an underage sex victim they couldn’t show her face??
^^^^^
I THOUGHT The SAME EXACT THING when I 1st saw this on TV (Real…)
@Dawn
CHA CHA!!!!!!
If she’s underage Gloria Allred does’nt have a scrotum sack…
I think she favors the chick that played Roni in the players club. She can pass for her younger sister.
Y’all all going to hell
I’m innocent mmmhmmm
Phro if you
one mo time..
Dawn Sheen says:
Peachpussycat says:
I thought if she was an underage sex victim they couldn’t show her face??
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That only applies if your puzzy has under 100k miles and if ur mouth isn’t shaped like a vacuum hose
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Ole Lightskin ass Cheryl Underwood ass ninja…
Phrozen1der says:
If she’s underage Gloria Allred does’nt have a scrotum sack…
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If she does have a sack I bet homegirl paying her retainer via tea bag
@Dawn
Premium comes with the helmet and the face-brace
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I snorted. LOUD…all my co-workers looking at me.
Ole fuvkin for lunchables ass broad..
hEY bRUHMAN…What it do cutie?
PHRO… BEHAVE ..WE GOT LIL SISTERS DAWG! YOU IS IN RAREFORM…AND I LIKE IT
AND YOU BEST NOT GO TRYING TO RAISE YOUR PRICES ON ME EITHER 
*Glad my petnames didn’t make KDubb’s list.*
Ole Teddy Grahams aroused ass Ho3!
@ChaCha
Mine know better!
DAWN… here is two blades… point your damn wrist to the sky and proceed
HEY KEI *rubs your e belly
That retarded looking broad masturbates to Pokemon….
I have to skip over Phro’s comments. I haven’t emptied my bladder yet cause ol’ girl just left out the bathroom and we all know not to go in after HER ass.
@Peach
I bet Gloria Allred has saggy,soggy “Beef Curtains”
Afternoon All…
LMAO at these post…I CAN’T TAKE IT!!!!!
@Awesome That’s exactly what she looks like (Your gravi)
AY DIOS MIO HE IS AN ESTIPUDIO HE PAID FOR THAT??? AND 300
SHE LOOK LIKE A DANG CARTOON RAT 
WHAT WE TALKN BOUT PEEPS??
That puzzy should’ve come with an inspection sticker….
*Wonders how many hoes LT has actually paid for in his life*
Thoughts…
I hate Gloria Allred with a f*cking passion…That bytch has done more to set women back than any MAN ever could.
While I can feel sorry for this girl as far as what could have led her to this life, L.T. didn’t take chit from her, precious or otherwise. She needs to sit her azz down somewhere, stat.
Even though L.T. slept with her when she wasn’t legal, I don’t know how I feel about him being registered as a sex offender for the rest of his life because of this.
I’m also asking myself why I don’t feel as strongly about this story as I did about the one involving the 12 year-old girl from a couple of weeks back.
Maybe it’s the age difference, or the number/type of guys involved, I don’t know.
Finally, if they would just legalize prostitution in every state, a lot of chit like this could be avoided.
Sorry if that was too long to read or I’m too late to be on topic.
Sooo LT is in the process of DOING His 5th line of
And there’s a knock at the Door…
LT opens the door and The PIMP In Question says “Here’s the Alicia Keys LOOK-A-LIKE I was talking About Playa” LT say “WTF… You JOKING Right”
The PIMP In Question says “Naw Dawg… And She’s RIPE-n-READY to Go for YOU”
LT says “NIGGA If I did a Scarface MOUNTAIN of COKE… THIS Light-BULB Shade Trick STILL wouldn’t LQQK Like NO DAMN Alicia Keys”
I KNOW WHO THIS UGLY BISH LOOK LIKE THE DANG GIRAFF/FLAMINGO FROM BASCKETBALL WHOR3S WHAT HER NAME BEE???
So Gloria, the Lawyer to the HOES, is at it again uh?
… How do you defend these types of women ..who sits up in court and says.
“Yes your honor…I am a call girl, a whore, a lady of the night, a skeezer, a jumpoff, a jezabell, a slut, and yes I do dress and act provocatively….and I did go to his room and yes I took the money he gave me……but once he was done with me…and I went home to think about it…I really didn’t mean to give him the PUSS-SEE….and when I went to ask for it back…..I called my attorney to help me retrieve it.
Hey FAM!!!!
@Cha Cha
<—–arms wide open so u can pop it in my face
You still need to pop it anyway!!! I don’t know that counted as you speaking!! I sawwy
@GENIA
CALI GIRL SWAG!!! AND 
@THE SKRIPER SPEACH!!
@Peach
Where da hell u been?
Well hello Boo
Genia!!!! You stay away too long!!!
YSoSerious says:
Even though L.T. slept with her when she wasn’t legal, I don’t know how I feel about him being registered as a sex offender for the rest of his life because of this.
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If he is registered as a Level 1 sex offender then I believe they said its not posted on the web site, but anyone can call & find out.
But regardless of what level he is placed on, he’s still a somewhat celebrity.. so everyone knows about this story.
Isn’t he broke? What money is she really trying to get from him?
@Elove
We need to be able press charges against folk that we willingly have sex with but they offend us with the ratchetness of their sexual performance. That is a sex offender. Leaving a hickey on my neck…..sex offender. Biting my nipple too hard…..sex offender. Kissing me and leaving all my face wet……sex offender. Shall I go on?
@Genia
@Alex
Sandra set us UP…big time. Post this girl up here looking slow as hail and expected us to go off topic. 300+ posts later we still tambout her tragic looking hoe azz self…
Oh and @Phro tambout Gloria Allred and her soggy curtains…but still…that is on topic.
And this girl not the onliest slow party on this post…yall dew know LT done got busted not once but TWICE for buying from the po po…SLOOOOW.
What up Phro!! *head nod*
@FoxE
Ahhhh LT is far more than a “Somewhat Celebrity” (Real…)
LT is a H-O-F and the BEST Defensive Player the NFL has EVER SEEN !!!
RatchetFree says:
We need to be able press charges against folk that we willingly have sex with but they offend us with the ratchetness of their sexual performance. That is a sex offender. Leaving a hickey on my neck…..sex offender. Biting my nipple too hard…..sex offender. Kissing me and leaving all my face wet……sex offender. Shall I go on?
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@ My E-sis…………..Valid points.
LT whycome EVERYtime you buying some illegal shat…puss-cee, drugs…you ALWAYS get caught? HUH? WHY?
Hey booski
I agree with you. Small penises offend me.
@Kwall LT has smoked so much dope he could’nt keep an erection if he paid for it..He pays these ho3s to blow on his balls,and play with his booty.. #Convinced
Booski, you don’t like wet faces?
LT probably has boo-boo stains in his drawz..
Phrozen1der says:
That puzzy should’ve come with an inspection sticker….
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or one that said “This Hoe Talks, Proceed At Your Own Risk”
@Peach
Wet faces from u know what is one thing. Wet faces bc yo azz don’t know how to kiss…..
@K-Dub
Yeah LT was KOOL as long as he was just
ONCE He took to THAT CRACK… ALL HIS Judgement went into THAT PIPE !!!
Phrozen1der says:
LT probably has boo-boo stains in his drawz..
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@Ratchet
I would like to add unsightly ball sacks to that list.
I mean they’re not that pretty to begin with, at least to me, but I’ve seen some that were downright criminal.
LT is a H-O-F and the BEST Defensive Player the NFL has EVER SEEN !!!
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Played college football at UNC…Carolina players got issues too…
Phil Ford is a drunk.
LT is a head.
Sheed Wallace got anger mgmt. issues.
And some others….oh Marion Jones married her coach and then was a ‘roid user. Cheater. Wrote bad checks for her baby daddy. Went to the pokey for it. Lost her medals.
“This Hoe Talks, Proceed At Your Own Risk”
SUPA HEAD NEED THAT ON HER MOUFF!! 
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Phrozen1der says:
Ole low budget ass, Dollar puzzy ass broad! Bish probably fuvks in tube socks and boi shorts… #GrowUp!
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Hey Ratchet!!
And Phro….I’m ’bout ready to give up the ghost reading your posts.
Do the ankle socks with the ball on the back make me a DPAB??
. #I’onlikemyfeetout. They get cold.
Please say
LOLITA!!!!!
I.CANNOT.WITH.PHRO.TODAY!!!!!
@Alex
WAIT… Biting Nipples is a SEX OFFENSE ?!!? Ohhh I FORGOT, You’re a Lesbun… Carry On (Nevermind Me…)
LAKER!!!!!
Shall I go on?
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@Ratchet,
Please proceed. Somebody need to tell it.
KDUB
I’m mad I make more money than Marion Jones! I guess the WNBA is in a recession too
@ELove
I said too hard. There’s the bite that makes you moan and the bite that makes you want to punch a bish real quick!!
@SPICYMA
HOW U DOING TODAY U MIND ANSWEING THE USUAL
WERE U FROM?
WHO U STAN FOR?
MARRIED SINGLE?
KIDS?
U PREFER PUZazay OR DACK!! <<FOR THE MEN
Hey KayCei
Spicy_Ma says:
I have been observing yall for awhile. You all are in rare form today!
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@PEACH HEY GIRL
@ELOVAH!!
LAKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKER….
HOLD ME!
@Elove
I agree
Yeah, but to those who didn’t watch sports they have no idea who he is..
They certainly are.
@ELove
Firstly, hello.
Secondly, I’m sure some lesbun’s like their nipples nibbled.
CHA CHA is that you in your gravi?
@CHACHA
HEY THERE U SEXAY BELLA HOT PUZAZAY THICK PIECE OF AZZ!! 
ALEX you got a point but I am in the minority with hickeys if I get them I get them I loved to be sucked what can I say. However everything else you said is ON POINT
YSO
I know a few that love it accordin to what they’ve “told” me
Harlem
You wear turtlenecks alot?
@Alex
Ohh OK… Then PUNCH THAT B-I-T-C-H because that’s what she probably want you TO DQO TO HER Anyway
MY PEACH !!! Is IT Still Juicy LIKE I LIKE IT Baby
Peachpussycat says:
CHA CHA is that you in your gravi?
nooooooooooooooooooooooo thats QUEEN BEY BABY!… That was me about 16 years ago
POPS COOCHAY 33 TIMES WITH SIGN ON IT THAT SAYS …IF YOU HIT THIS YOU MARRY ME!
@!*LaKErCHiC@*!
I currently live in Houston, but from the Chi
Love, Love, Love, Man, I just don’t care (for some reason I understand his ignorance)
Single, with 5 year old twins
Must have DYCK!! at all times
@HARLEM SUKING AND LICKN IS ALL GOOD WITH ME
JUST DON’T GIVE ME A BLOOD CLOG ON MY DANG NECK BUT THE CHICAS SUCK LICK AND CARESS THEM BISHES 
So Miss H you like havin your neck sucked on too
#greatminds
@Brown Right!
ELove says:
MY PEACH !!! Is IT Still Juicy LIKE I LIKE IT Baby
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Who me? **points at myself, looks behind me** Why, yes…yes it is!!! How did you know?
MissHarlem says:
ALEX you got a point but I am in the minority with hickeys if I get them I get them I loved to be sucked what can I say. However everything else you said is ON POINT
THATS MY BFF! I COSIGN BOO!
So Lolita not speaking today??
@KayCei @Peach @Alex
@ELOVE OOOOOOWWWWW LOVE IT WHEN U TALK DIRTY
AND YES JUICY FAT AND READY!! 
I WOVE THAT AZZ WIPE TOO!! HE JUST AN AZZ SO PREPARE TO EMAIL UR AZZ SHOT TO ME AND CC A BISH 
@SPICYMA U LIKIE MAN??
LT punkass probably has sex and grunts like “Mista”
@YSO
Yes because PAIN is PLEASURE (At Times…) 
Heeyyyy SUGAH
LAKER I LOVE YOU… YOUR SO GOOD TO ME…YOUR SO GOOD PERIOD
CHA CHA says:
MissHarlem says:
ALEX you got a point but I am in the minority with hickeys if I get them I get them I loved to be sucked what can I say. However everything else you said is ON POINT
THATS MY BFF! I COSIGN BOO!
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There’s nothing wrong with sucking…..just not until that part of my artery needs resuscitation.
PPC do you know how long it’s takin this damn page to load!
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By the time it loads I dont even wanna scroll through all these damn comments so I missed you speakin to me
@CHACHA I TASTE BETTER..
Phrozen1der says:
LT punkass probably has sex and grunts like “Mista
FLUCK YOU PHROOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
CELIE: How did my Daddy Die
Young black negro girl: ON TOP OF ME!
HATE YOU PHRO!
PHRO
You know his azz be sweatin like a black man on his 2nd strike standin next to a dead white woman!
Phrozen1der says:
LT punkass probably has sex and grunts like “Mista”
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Can somebody PLEASE send Phro to the
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I don’t have but an iota of strenf left, and I just can’t.
Phro YOU NEED A BEATIN’.
LMAO!!!!!!!!! I can’t get that animalistic sound out of my head! DAYUMYOUDANNYGLOVER!!!!!!
@ChaCha
@Peach (Comment #362)
My BOO has to approve of who I can talk dirty to and @Laker is My PEACH Btw 
Are YOU trying to get me KILLED ?!!?
Did anybody notice Gloria Allreds eyes… her eyes show hoe tendecies..maybe she used to be a hoe and changed her life around to be the hoe’s champion
So it appears we are still on topic…so now that i got lil deuces down for a nap…i guess i can say my part…
couple things
First off, This like barracuda lookin little girl(now 17 ain’t a child no more), needs to sit her ass down some where. now this Man got register as a Sex Offender cause this little girl lied (WHICH PISSES ME OFF TO NO END
) Now she wants money?!? (i don’t do this often) but Bit*H PLEASE!
She got whole 180° degrees of Vision…. #wheretheymakethoseat ..Bish got dat super Peripheral can a pimp comin from all angles…
I know i shouldn’t be talkin about a FORMER child this way…but if you have the right to say lil deuces can replace the sun when it retires in 2012, then i should be able to talk about this lyin telescopic vision broad…
CHA CHA says:
I think she favors the chick that played Roni in the players club. She can pass for her younger sister.
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She looks like that chick (Monica Calhoun) AFTER she got her azz beat and ended up workin in the shoe store.
@Awesome
Is that ROGER from American Dad in your gravi? If not/so thats who that broad looks like. #totallyfavor
@Phro
And I bet his wife looked at the girl and said, “You shole is ugly”.
@Elove My bad! When you said Peach, I just assumed since Peach is in my name. My apologies!
Peachpussycat says:
@Elove My bad! When you said Peach, I just assumed since Peach is in my name. My apologies!
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Don’t worry…..I’m watching.
@Peach
NO PROBLEM Baby and… I’m QUITE SURE Yours is WHAT you say It IS
PHRO, go take a nap!! You are making my sides hurt!!!
@Alex
Peach is that my nipple or your nipple you suckin on????
@Prynsexxx
That’s Kif Kroker from Futurama. The girl this thread is about is his stunt double…….
I think his wife should DIVORCE HIM because he is an ASSHOLE!!
Peachpussycat and LAKER should have a JUICY contest … You know for the fellas and shyt
…are you sure she was talking to the girl or LT, they both fit the part.
I’m not reading anything else Phro types in this post.
Maybe even for the rest of this day. Possibly even the rest of this week.
…Hell I might have to quit LUSCIOUS today too…
AWESOME ARSENAL says:
@Prynsexxx
That’s Kif Kroker from Futurama. The girl this thread is about is his stunt double…….
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AWWWWWWESOOOOMMMMMEEEE!!!!!!!
EAD:
*PASSED OUT @ COMPUTER*
Officially going back into lurk mode. Cannot take it. #deadringer.
AWESOME ARSENAL says:
@Prynsexxx
That’s Kif Kroker from Futurama. The girl this thread is about is his stunt double…….
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Google Roger from American Dad……and let me know what YOU think. LOL
Sandra please deliver us from this post.
It’s too EASY!
Skrait foolishness. At least photoshop a helmet on her or something so we can show some sympathy.
LT punkass probably has sex and grunts like “Mista”
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@Phro it has been requested by other folks on this board that chu take YO azz the hail ON somewhere…IDK if they care WHERE…just not HERE…
“Someplace far far away” (Jenn-ay from Forrest Gump)
Log owf and do not come back for the rest of the day.
>>>>>>>> (I was ready to get rid of yo azz from the Gilbert Grape comment really)
@Pryn
Roger’s head is right but I think the body might be a little to short and dumpy.
Slaps @Elove with my glove “I’m a lady and don’t you see my booski in here. Don’t disrespect her.” **walks off with Ratch, but turns around and mouths “Call me” to Elove** :winks:
@Lolita I’m sucking your nipples cause I see they are aroused through your shirt
I will win @ CHA CHA :coffeeL
CHA CHA
so it’s juice that you/ um the fellas want????
@CHACHA
IT’S NOT FAIR TO PEACH MY **** STAY HOT AND WET IM HALF WETBACK SO YEAH JUICY IS IN MY BLOOD!! MAYBE U AND ME CAN GIVE IT A TRY 
@ELOVE THERE CAN ONLY BE ONE MY PEACH U KEEP PLAYING WITH A BISH!!
@Cha Are you referring to the juice that runs down your mouth when you bite into a peach?
Yep, that’s me!!! Hence the name!!
LUSCIOUS LOLITA AKA WONDER WOMAN says:
CHA CHA
so it’s juice that you/ um the fellas want????
YEAH AND OL FASHION JUICE OFF FOR LUSCIOUS LOLITA AKA WONDER WOMAN BROWN SUGA AND
METHE FELLASYSoSerious says:
@Pryn
Roger’s head is right but I think the body might be a little to short and dumpy.
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The face/head is what got her in this situation in the first place. #roast
@PEACH **BENDS OVER SPREADS WIDE OPEN U SEE STEAM AND PUZAZAY GLOZZY PINK** HOW ABOUT U BE THE JUDGE THEN…..
#STILLWANTTOTAKEONELASTBIGHTOFTHEPEACH!!
Comment #401
YOU got it Twisted Momi… Re-read THAT Comment because I was letting it be KNOWN who YOU were to Me Baby (Real…)
PPC for some reason they stay hard and I can’t explain why! My coworker tells me all the time “Your headlights are on”
YSO, MY RIB! WHY YOU TRYNA QUIT ME TODAY!
yall still talkin bout raggedy cooter meat?
@Prynsexx
I know who Roger is, when I was figuring out who old girl look like, I saw both of them. I just like Kif because his demeanor on Futurama is so hilariously defeated…….
CHACHA
I didnt say I wanted the juice I was going to offer some juice!
#Imjustagivingperson
@ELOVE
IM SAWWY BIG PAPA U KNOW A BISH GO LOCO OVER SOME ELOVE 
@AL WE TRYING TO FIND OUT WHO PEACH IS WEATER AND BETTER ME OR PEACHPUZAZAYCAT I SAY WE SHOULD HAVE A TASTE CONTEST
@Kwall @Yso @Alex @Peach
Any man that wears “DANGLE-Y” earrings has skid marks, and grunts… 
Uh…No.
KDub says:
LT punkass probably has sex and grunts like “Mista”
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@Phro it has been requested by other folks on this board that chu take YO azz the hail ON somewhere…IDK if they care WHERE…just not HERE…
“Someplace far far away” (Jenn-ay from Forrest Gump)
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In my Jenny voice…”Deah Gawd, make Phro a burd, so he can fly, fah fah away, Deah Gawd, make Phro a burd, so he can fly, fah fah away…
I done set here for the last 40 mins and read almost every comment on this story…..and by comment 50, there were tears rolling steadily.
And by 270, I couldnt hold my laughter in anymore and burst out laughing so hard that I farted (loudly) with in and everyone in my area looked at me.
I would like to thank the following folks for my humiliation:
-Dawn & her “Brooklyn Tunnel”
-Kdub & “Norword Syndrome”
-Phro and….his every damn comment
-Dimpz and her “Snork”
-Al…and his everything.
-Bruh & “Skinny-Faced Panda”
-Awesome & “kif Kroker”
-Elove (just because)
And finally…..the one that caused the fart……
-Man & “Maybe he requested a young retard.”
Don’t NONE of ya’ll azzes talk to me no more!!!!
Why in that pic when Gloria is giving her a shoulder to “cry/lean” on, does Gloria’s body language look like she’s saying “b!tch you bet NOT breeve none of that diseased d!ck breff on me.”
ALEX no I dont wear turtlenecks I only own one. I just cover it with my hair it dont bother me none as long as blood dont start comin out we good
BROWN, CHA CHA, LAKER
alright nah thats what I like
EBABY you may speak dirty to her its ok just come home to me
Sandra Rose says:
KweenKish11 says:
I think its sad he has to register as a sex offender but I guess he shouldnt have been paying for sex anyways.
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Personally, I would rather my husband pay for a sex worker so that no feelings are involved. He did the right thing. It’s better than him sneaking around with a jump off and getting his feelings caught up. Obviously he loves his wife.
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Uh…No.
@Phrozen
YOUS A STR8 FOOL Bruh !!!
@PRHO IM SOO FUKN DONE WITH UR AZZ!! REALLY
**burry me in my purple and yella crotchles onesie with 121646 bottles of fabuloso**
Phrozen1der says:
@Kwall @Yso @Alex @Peach Any man that wears “DANGLE-Y” earrings has skid marks, and grunts…
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Skid marks where, in the front or back? Draws lookin like a Nascar race track.
My BOO (ALWAYS…)
@SASSY
I SNORTED ONCE LIKE A FUKN PIG AND GOT ALL KINDA EMBARASED!! 
BUT FART AND LOUD!! 
@SASO @Laker @Elove @Prynn @KeyCeiSoul
@Prynn on the sides…
Taking something precious???.. from a prosistute??.. ummm okay
Let not Lets
OMG. I got some more tears. I have NEVER…ever…in my YEARS of being a part of this blog…seen this many…ON TOPIC comments…
SASOLINA..I said somewhere in the 280′s…I snorted loudly and all my co-workers were looking at my azz too! SHEW….Iit was over a face brace and a helmet is what she come with for the premium price.
And this one:
Phrozen1der says:
“That retarded looking broad masturbates to Pokemon….”
And this one:
LUSCIOUS LOLITA AKA WONDER WOMAN says:
“PHRO
You know his azz be sweatin like a black man on his 2nd strike standin next to a dead white woman!”
ALBoy says:
Juice Off Lets the Hydration began
SEEEEEEEEEEE I GOT YOU BOO………
BROWN… IM SURE YOUR NO COMPETITION
Why is Gloria hugging that girl like don’t put your mouth too close to my face?!?! No telling where the hell it’s been!!
@WCC
And a UGLY-AZZ Prostitute (At THAT…)
I am appalled at you people. It has just come out that she wants to get “paid ” because he ” Kept trying to stick it in her soft spot” That’s not right
NOFONTANELLE
somebody wants some attention
LACKING MORALS IS NOT A CRIME, WHICH HE & THE PROSTITUTE BOTH LACKED, BUT PAYING FOR SEX IS
IT’S REALLY THAT SIMPLE-
IMO -THE REST DOESN’T MATTER IF HE AND HIS WIFE DON’T MIND THAT HE NOW HAS A CRIMINAL RECORD AND HAS TO REGISTER AS A SEX OFFENDER THEN KUDOS TO BOTH OF THEM!
SHOULD THE PROSTITUTE SUE HIM, I DUNNO, BUT HE’S ALREADY BEEN CONVICTED OF A CRIME & SHE WAS THE VICTIM, IT’S NOT A STRETCH TO ASSUME SHE COULD BE FINANCIALLY COMPENSATED
Since when do we feel sympathetic for prostitutes? SMDH..Let those hoe’s work legally then we would have less problems!
@Laker & Kdub
YES!! LMAO! And it was loud!!
And Prynsexx with her “NASCAR track skidmarks” comment ain’t helping A-TALL!!
Y is there no new post
Why in that pic when Gloria is giving her a shoulder to “cry/lean” on, does Gloria’s body language look like she’s saying “b!tch you bet NOT breeve none of that diseased d!ck breff on me.”
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Bye yall. This post gonna get me in trouble. I am gonna go til something else gets posted…
(walks into wall on my way out this post….cause of the tears in my eyes…)
@SASO I didn’t even see @Brown’s comment
Now that was funny!!!
But Sassy I lubs you!
But am I the only one who noticed that the chick is cawk-eyed……?
I’ve been staring at her pic for about 10 minutes and I just find her look…bewildering…
I swear LT goes into his * rebellious slave voice* when he’s trying to convince someone to give him the puzzy…. “Nows you knows you wonts some of dis deek guhl,now come on yonder and play real nice like”….
@SASO That bish Cockeyed,far sighted,nearsighted, slew footed,pigeon toed and KNOCKED KNEED!
Gloria Allred has the face of a woman who has received several
<—FACIALS! 
@phrozen dayum i’m at work no more slave talk
Nows you knows you wonts some of dis deek guhl,now come on yonder and play real nice like”….
@Mia
PHRO
Watch the pigeon toed! I’m pigeon toed!
Damn I go to the bank and the teller is talking my ear off I hate withdrawing large amount of money. I’m standing with the look on my face like do I really give 2 shyts about you having to work?
And Phro is still acting a damn fool.
@SASO and @Phro
Eyes tangled and mangled up like Susie and her speech impediment. Eyes headed due East and she walkin due West.
@Brown @Kei @Prynn
UNDERGROUND MAIL ALERT
@Brown
I’m falcon ankled. We all have our flaws…….
I know my ass better get an email hmph
“I am not the cause of prostitution – I didn’t pick her up in no playground, she wasn’t hiding behind a school bus, this is a working girl who came to my room.
Choco I saw that but didnt know who it was directed at
What is this underground mail you speak of @Cha Cha Charmin???
@Lolita
Yes you do cuz we were here the other day about the same thing
I know we aint on topic no mo
but i have a question
Was this girl charged with Prostitution? i mean that is a crime right?
Choco I’m just as lost as King Latifah in a room full of naked men!
Awesome you sayin you have bird/lala ankles
*yawns loudly*
hello all.
Ace says:
I know we aint on topic no mo
but i have a question
Was this girl charged with Prostitution? i mean that is a crime right?
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In more ways than one considering she has Sinder-Eyes, and it was Lawrence “Puff of Smoke” Taylor that the act of animal lust was committed with.
LYNETTE IS A RIDE OR DIE FOR HER MAN….
THAT GIRL PROBABLY HAD ON ALL KINDS OF MAKE-UP. THEY NEED TO PROSECUTE THE PARENTS AND THE UNCLE TOO.
Hey Kingston
Lolita Im in the NEW Breezy POST SMH
WHATS YOUR EMAIL BFF..
WHATS YOUR EMAIL KEI…