Source: Da Brat On House Arrest, Broke and Lonely

According to a confidential informant, who begged to remain anonymous, rapper Da Brat, real name Shawntae Harris, is back home after serving 3 years in prison for assaulting a cocktail waitress with a liquor bottle at Jermaine Dupri’s now defunct Studio 72 in Decatur.

Brat, who spent most of last year out on work detail, wasn’t welcomed home with lavish champagne-soaked parties and strippers. Instead, she is on house arrest and is required to notify her parole officer (whom she’s scheduled to meet with today) whenever she has to leave her home for doctor’s appointments or emergencies.

At 36, Da Brat finds herself washed up and alone for the first time in her life. According to my source, most of Brat’s industry friends have abandoned her — except for her “sister” LisaRaye, who calls her regularly to keep her spirits up. “No one else will return her calls,” said my source, who promised to deliver a message to Shawntae asking her to call me.

“No one but LR reached out to her while she was in jail,” said my source, who added that few people made the 2-hour drive from Atlanta to visit Da Brat “including JD.”

According to my source, Brat spends her days writing songs and working in her home studio. But without a record deal or a publishing deal, Da Brat has to rely on residual royalties from her distant hit records to pay her bills.



 


363 Responses to “Source: Da Brat On House Arrest, Broke and Lonely”

  1. 1
    Terri B says:

    This is when you find out who your real friends are. But at 36, Imma need you to get it together.

  2. 2
    Daisy says:

    #LIES

    Welcome Home Da Brat :cheer:

  3. 3
    YSoSerious says:

    I’ve always thought Shawntae was sooo pretty. That is all. :coffee:

  4. 4
    BrattyPatty says:

    She out just in time to see her twin babies with Mariah! :cheer:

  5. 5
    KK76 says:

    Just was watching “That’s What I’m Lookg For” video.

  6. 6
    eastpointvet says:

    My confidential sources say otherwise

  7. 7
    jazi65 says:

    I guess she’s seeing that the quote “crime doesn’t pay: ain’t no joke. But if the talent is still there, she’ll get back on her feet.

  8. 8
    Princess Smarty-Pants says:

    @East.. (bats eyelashes) hey!

  9. 9
    candibfly says:

    i don’t fight, i don’t argue, i just beat that bytch with a bottle :whistle:

    but wait, that’s not her mugshot tho is it with her hand under her chin lookin all sexylike?! :rofl:

  10. 10
    !*LaKErCHiC@*! says:

    welcome home bratzzz!!

  11. 11
    Lindentree says:

    I can’t believe Mariah Carey didn’t have contact with Da Brat. Aren’t they supposed to be close friends? She even went to her wedding with Nick, right? Did Mimi abandon her friend? If she did, that’s cold.

  12. 12
    Tink Tink says:

    KK76:

    :blink: Is the Orpah in your gravi?

  13. 13
    Alex says:

    Lindentree says:

    I can’t believe Mariah Carey didn’t have contact with Da Brat. Aren’t they supposed to be close friends? She even went to her wedding with Nick, right? Did Mimi abandon her friend? If she did, that’s cold.
    _______________
    I heard JD didn’t visit her either.

  14. 14
    FoxE says:

    I hope that’s a mug shot from 15 years ago… with those zig-zag baby hair lines… :no:

    *When times get hard, only the true friends stick around* :coffee:

  15. 15
    prynsexxx says:

    Is Da Brat about to be a candidate for baptism on my “Missing Sides and Baby Hair Committee” list?

  16. 16
    Dawn says:

    She ain’t broke, she just laying low until her new twins are born. When is Mariah Carey due again?

    I saw her at Strokers, she asked for a dance but she had a bottle in her hand and I just couldn’t risk getting hit so I respectfully declined… I gave a dance to the homeless man in the parking lot instead.

    She’ll be roaming around in time for Pride with the other studs at lenox…

  17. 17
    Dawn says:

    SN: She can still “get it” I prob just won’t call her after…

  18. 18
    missbossE says:

    Broke really? Don’t believe it.

  19. 19
    Dymond says:

    ***cant wait to see pics of the brat out and about***
    morning lovelies :waves:

  20. 20
    flsun99 says:

    I was just thinking about her on Sunday. I heard that song with she & Tyrese…dang I can’t remember the name, but anyway it was a good song.
    I hope she gets a record deal or reality show.

  21. 21
    AWESOME ARSENAL says:

    If she could’ve suppressed the bull in her she could’ve been the female GOAT…………

  22. 22
    Alex says:

    @Dawn
    That bottle in her hand is exactly why you agreed to dance. You ain’t fooling nobody!! :nono:

  23. 23
    Luvmybabygirl samarra says:

    @ FLSun99.. Its What do u like. I love that album

    Anywho, when you down n out, you see how really gives a fukk..

    Good Morning Everyone :waves:

  24. 24
    yvonne79 says:

    ….am I supposed to cry a river? :coffee:

  25. 25
    Dawn says:

    says:

    @Dawn
    That bottle in her hand is exactly why you agreed to dance. You ain’t fooling nobody!!
    ____

    Yea… true… you know me so well Alex.. you and your gay eyes :) Wait you and Brat have the same eyes… are you Mariah dem other babydaddy? Yall got one of them Charlie Sheen Orgy blissess going on?

  26. 26
    ohpretty1 says:

    2 hour drive?! She was down off Moreland Ave. past the drive in movies. :coffee:

    On a serious note, it’s a blessing that she even has a home to return to so the money can’t be that shabby. A single from her would be refreshing as far as female rappers go.

  27. 27
    VAALLDAY says:

    She prob **** Diesel now!

  28. 28

    DaBrat wearing a bronze bikini & “Sexy Black Ty” with no shirt…
    ooooh that was the hotest and sexy video of that summer.

    DaBrat spit lyrics with the coldest of deliveries…Shout out to the Chi!

  29. 29

    Awesome I agree, next to MC Lyte of course

  30. 30
    KDub says:

    LOVES BRAT. SHEW. Good luck to her.

    Agree with @Brown cause I love me some Lana (Lyte) too.

  31. 31
    Dawn says:

    Random thought: How come Sandra didn’t title this post : Gay Rapper the Brat is Broke?

    Yesterday Kanye ws gay, Christopher Brown was gay, Ciara was gay but yet people like Lawrence, DeWight, Da Brat, who are obviously carpet munchers and tea baggers don’t get the flaming titles?

  32. 32

    DYMOND
    you got my bday gift! :waiting:

  33. 33
    ChaChellaLaBellaDonDiva! says:

    Comes through bouncin my azz like a check to the tune of Funkdafied…
    WHAT UP THO :wave:

  34. 34
    B says:

    Bish can’t get a job like regular folk – I can’t feel sorry for any adult who through their own life choices is in a f*cked up place today… do better Brat and at 36 lose that moniker and stick with Shawntae

  35. 35
    Princess Smarty-Pants says:

    ChaChizzle!! :yahoo:
    CorpQueen :yahoo:

  36. 36
    FoxE says:

    By the way I :heart: Da Brat… I used to wear my hair like hers (without the stylish baby hair tho”)..

  37. 37
    ChaChellaLaBellaDonDiva! says:

    *gives BROWN my personally made cupcake lip gloss for all of the lucious nessessess…then kisses it off :kiss:

    HAPPY BDAY you sexay thang you *whips you

  38. 38
    ChaChellaLaBellaDonDiva! says:

    SUP PSP …whats good boo :hug:

  39. 39
    Ace says:

    I loved “Funkedified”

    dat was my chit! :danban:

  40. 40

    *basts eyelashes*
    Why thank you Cha Cha but I’m doin the whippin today so get in line please and thank you!

  41. 41
    KDub says:

    without the stylish baby hair tho
    ———————————————–
    Free Brat’s baby hair!

  42. 42
    KK76 says:

    Why yes it is @Tink :yes: Me and Dave Chapelle both think she should have our baby.

    What’s showing support to a friend in jail? Sending a letter, putting some $$ on their books, sending a care package, because I guess I could do all that but I’m not actually GOING to a jail to see you if you’re in for some coonery. I know, I know. I give that conditional kinda love.

  43. 43
    missbossE says:

    did somebody say whippin???

  44. 44

    KDUB please respect her swirlin baby hair!
    Even though we did that in middle school

  45. 45

    missbossE says:

    did somebody say whippin???
    ________________________________
    Why yes MissB I did!
    Would you happen to be intersted?!?!?!

  46. 46
    KDub says:

    I hope Lisa Raye is over at Brat’s house right now helping her with her white wardrobe choices and styling her baby hair to be the best that it can be @Brown….

  47. 47
    TruGemini says:

    @Dawn – Maybe Sandra doesn’t label them because their “preferences” are very obvious…

    Anywho.. what was the name of, in my opinion, her only good song that came out in like ’95. ‘I’m Gonna Give It To You’ or something like that

    Word up, heeeyy, Word up, heeeyy… :whistle:

  48. 48
    amatrex says:

    I remember hearing about her smashing a bottle across a waitress’s face. I think it physically scarred the woman for life.

    It pains me everytime to see wealthy, grown-azz people doing dumb shyt. That’s why I can’t really feel sorry for her either. Although I hope she gets her life together and matures for her own good.

  49. 49

    KDUB
    you know she got a fresh supply of Pre-Con gel

  50. 50
    missbossE says:

    well i usually don’t partake in these sorts of things, but since its your birthday and all…. Oh and them LIPSSSS

  51. 51
    TruGemini says:

    Ace says:

    I loved “Funkedified”

    dat was my chit
    ________________________________
    ‘Funkdefied”…yeah that’s it.

    That was definitely her best song… *sigh* Brings back so many memories

  52. 52
    Dymond says:

    KDub says:
    I hope Lisa Raye is over at Brat’s house right now helping her with her white wardrobe choices and styling her baby hair to be the best that it can be @Brown….
    —————–
    :love lisa raye

    :partyhat: Happy Birfday Brown!!

    i always got your gift with me :D

  53. 53
    candibfly says:

    *walks back in with 400 braids in my hair with barrettes on the end*

  54. 54

    @Princess :hugs: & :yahoo:

    I stepped away and I’m back to say :happybirthday: to @Brown Lucscious

  55. 55
    Dymond says:

    :love: lisa raye i meant
    **hate correcting chit**

  56. 56
    candibfly says:

    dymond! i thought u was in the other post, i put green streaks in ur hair for st. patty’s day and everything :crying:

  57. 57

    *instructs Mandingos to put me down since they been carryin me all this time*

    MissB you got somethin you need to get off your chest?? What about these lips????
    #justheretohelpevenonmybirthday

  58. 58
  59. 59
    Dymond says:

    @ candi i saw that and i love them…this will match my all green body paint perfectly ***twirls around while glitter flies everywhere***

    morning to the beautiful corp, PSP, and CHA the don diva :kiss:

  60. 60
    Dawn says:

    candibfly says:

    *walks back in with 400 braids in my hair with barrettes on the end*

    ___________

    I don’t know why I pictured you with the “Rick James” hair doo

  61. 61
    Alex says:

    Sees what the hell is going on up in here. I recall someone offering my some birthday “cake” and now someone is trying to help even on her bday. Hmmph. :whistle: every night I gotta fight to prove my love :mad:

  62. 62
    Alex says:

    Hey ChaCha :hug: x’s 33

  63. 63

    @Dymond…Me, you & LR should throw DaBrat’s welcome back :party:

  64. 64
    Dymond says:

    sup dawn :danban: how u today?

  65. 65
    FoxE says:

    @ Brown

    :happybirthday:

  66. 66
    candibfly says:

    @dawn didn’t rick james have glitter in his braids? #awesomefashionsense

  67. 67
    Dymond says:

    @ CORP im so there :party:

  68. 68
    ALBoy says:

    @ Queen whats goin on baby? How You?
    CHA CHA whats good Ma?

  69. 69

    ALEX you been gettin it from any and every body!
    I’m just a humble servant of the people and a giving person!

  70. 70
    attorneymom says:

    No one with common sense wants to hang around a grown azz gangsta, especially a female one at that.

    I hope she gets it together. Perhaps she should try the reality circuit for awhile. But whatever she does, stay the heck from rap music.

  71. 71

    Heyyyy Alboy :hugs: Tell me I’m your original Queen :love: …and tell me happy belated birthday because you missed it!

  72. 72
    Dymond says:

    sup AlB :danban: shake ya leg like its stanky

  73. 73
    YSoSerious says:

    Now Da Brat is a female rapper I might actually forward to hearing some new music from. Her or Missy.

  74. 74

    @attymom…she did some reality show…they should had cameras follow her in jail. They do it for documentaries so why not for Da Brat?

  75. 75
    Alex says:

    @WW
    That’s not true. Most of them are just workers in my club. :coffee:

  76. 76

    candibfly says:

    @dawn didn’t rick james have glitter in his braids? #awesomefashionsense
    _______________________________

    He had ribbons braided in with his hair also. :rofl:

  77. 77
    Alex says:

    @YSo
    Yep! :whistle: me, i’m supa fly. supa dupa fly and i can’t stand the rain…gainst my window.

    I’m tired of just hearing her introduce somebody’s new song.

  78. 78
    Alex says:

    Hey Corp :hug:

  79. 79
    missbossE says:

    LL I enjoy the finer things in life… And those lips are simply uhhh how you say a work of art. Def not trying to overstep boundaries but i am not a hater. I give props when due… Wish I had a gift I could give you. :yes:

  80. 80
    ALBoy says:

    @ Queen you are my Only Queen! Happy Birthday to you Sexy Lady :coffee:

  81. 81
    candibfly says:

    i thought brat was on celebrity fit club?

  82. 82
    StillASassyOne says:

    Well- now that Sandra done said she’s lonely, I can say what I was thinking when I first heard she goto out- I bet she gon’ miss the carpet-muncher crew she had with her in lock-up!

    On another note- I always liked Brat. Always thought she was very pretty and talented, and even had my hair twisted to look like hers in elem school. Bish I was fly!!! *two snaps and a twist*

  83. 83
    ALBoy says:

    @ Dymond whats up Ma?

  84. 84
    StillASassyOne says:

    @Candi
    She was and she was giving Harvey a run for his money, although I thought there was just some slight sexual tension between them two. :shrug:

  85. 85
  86. 86
    candibfly says:

    i think harvey is with that chick that was from american idol that was on there #celebrityfitcluborgy

  87. 87

    ALBoy says:

    @ Queen you are my Only Queen! Happy Birthday to you Sexy Lady
    _____________________________

    Why thank you, how kind of you to say such sweet things to me :kiss:
    (pretends like I wasn’t fishing for a compliment)

  88. 88
    Dymond says:

    the brat wasnt bad looking once she tucked her balls :coffee:

    and i think harvey and that chick (kimberly?) may still be together

  89. 89
    Dawn says:

    CorporateQueen says:

    candibfly says:

    @dawn didn’t rick james have glitter in his braids? #awesomefashionsense
    _______________________________

    He had ribbons braided in with his hair also
    __________

    And cocaine… tiny traces of cocaine

  90. 90
    Dymond says:

    @ CORP

    Happy Belated Birfday!! :partyhat:

  91. 91
    !*LaKErCHiC@*! says:

    IS THIS WERE THE FIESTA IS AT?? :popcorn:

  92. 92

    Dymond I heard she left Harvey because he didnt wanna get married even though he’d just got divorced

  93. 93
    Alex says:

    @Candi
    Our burgers are here!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :yahoo:

  94. 94

    @Alex :hugs: Question: Do you think DaBrat is sexy?

    @Sassy :hugs: I used to beg my lil sister to let me put her hair in Da Brat braids when she was elem…she wouldn’t let me. If you were around you could have told her how cool it was…she wouldn’t listen to me.

  95. 95

    Dawn please join me >>>>>>>> NOW!

  96. 96
    ALBoy says:

    @ Queen you dont have to phish You already know you are my Queen With Yo fine Chocolate Self :coffee: when you gone show me those pretty brown eyes again

  97. 97
    !*LaKErCHiC@*! says:

    @CORP HAPPY-BDAY MY CORPORATE SEXY BEUTIFUL GAWWWGEOUS!!! QUEEN :vow:

  98. 98
    Carrington says:

    Why do people feel “abandoned” when they go to prison? How about NOT going to prison and you don’t have that problem? People don’t abandon you when you go to prison, YOU abandon society when you go to prison, dumba$$!

    Black people are on the precipice of extinction because we won’t BELEIVE that jail is a failure.

    This fool wasn’t off in COLLEGE, she was in PRISON and you think you deserve a welcome home party for coming back from THAT?

    I don’t go to jail to visit people who had a choice and I don’t put cigarette’s on your books. People have $hit to do, nobody has time to go visit a clown who had options. I’ll meet your a$$ for lunch. I’ll meet you for happy hour, I’ll stop by your place for a visit, I visit the sick, but I don’t have to subject MYself to that environment because YOU’RE stupid.

    If you’re not mad at yourself for GOING to prison, don’t be mad at me for not COMING to prison.

    Dear Brat,

    Welcome home. Do something with your life.

    Bye.

  99. 99
    Alex says:

    @Corp
    :blink: :no:

  100. 100

    Dawn says:

    CorporateQueen says:

    candibfly says:

    @dawn didn’t rick james have glitter in his braids? #awesomefashionsense
    _______________________________

    He had ribbons braided in with his hair also
    __________

    And cocaine… tiny traces of cocaine

    ______

    So you sayin’ the nicca could :snort: his hair too…well I’ll be damned

  101. 101

    MissB
    I have no boundaries…. :coffee:

  102. 102
    Dymond says:

    @ BROWN hmmmmm…interesting :pc:
    i wish marriage was as cherished as it once was ***sigh*** :coffee:

  103. 103
    !*LaKErCHiC@*! says:

    @CARRINGTON :cosign: U ON POINTZ ALL THE FUKN TIME!!

  104. 104
    Luvmybabygirl samarra says:

    Damn Carrington

    :cosign:

  105. 105

    Carrington I swear I love you and your posts! LOL

  106. 106

    Dymond if I remember correctly Harvey and the wife were separated headed for divorce when they first got together then I think he finally got divorced

  107. 107

    @Alex…No offense…but are you sure you a gay? I need more proof…who are your celeb crushes? Why do I feel more gay than you and technically I’m straight/bicurious

  108. 108
    Dymond says:

    Black people are on the precipice of extinction because we won’t BELEIVE that jail is a failure.
    ————————

    so true this lady i work with breaks her neck to drive 2.5 hours to see her sorry ass son in the pen EVERY WEEK and he will get mad and call her collect and curse her ass out if she says she cant make it
    I went and visited my friend’s cousin with her while he was locked up—HUGE MISTAKE…he was trying to holla which made it even more uncomfortable and when we left she was like, you should have pretended to like him to keep his spirits up… :dead: im like dude is not finna get out and be looking for me :nono:

  109. 109
    candibfly says:

    :yahoo: @alex *puts my slice of pizza on top of my burger*

  110. 110
    Luvmybabygirl samarra says:

    Dymond says:
    im like dude is not finna get out and be looking for me
    _____________________________________

    :dead:

    that is what will happen too lol..Jail isnt a vacay. Life still goes on even tho, it may stop for some of them…

  111. 111
    ChaChellaLaBellaDonDiva! says:

    DYMOND *smacks that…you lookin fine in all that glitter girl! Guess my boo Candi ran outta glitter cus she aint see me…. *sits indian style in my leather onesie that says CANDI and CHA OH THE MEMORIES and cuts 56546546 pieces of colored paper in tiny pieces. YSOLITA *hold me

    HEY ALBOOSKI… sits on your head!

    HEY ALEX..is we back to hugs cus on friday you gave me tongue :think:

    HEY CHBIC :hug: and SASO ……

    BENDS OVER for 1 out of 33 spankins from Luciousnessesses :kiss:

  112. 112
    missbossE says:

    Hi Carrington :preach:

  113. 113

    ALBoy says:

    @ Queen you dont have to phish You already know you are my Queen With Yo fine Chocolate Self when you gone show me those pretty brown eyes again
    _______________________________

    Thanks bew :hugs: send me an email activitycorporate@ gmail

  114. 114
    candibfly says:

    cha cha i was in the other post (#28) and i poured out my love for u! :crying:

  115. 115
    Alex says:

    @Corp
    What do u mean? I like really feminine ladies.
    My celeb crushes are Kerry Washington, Zoe Saldana, Kelly Rowland, Tika Sumpter. When I want a cougar…it’s Taraji. When I want a hood chick….it’s Monica.

  116. 116
    ChaChellaLaBellaDonDiva! says:

    Visits DAWN in the crazy home…. :kiss: gets it in the back closet

    MAFIOOOOOOOOSA hey pretty and sexay senorita withcho hot azz :kiss:

    CARRINGTON I THINK YOUR GREAT YOU FASCINATE ME :yes:

  117. 117
    candibfly says:

    candibfly says:

    cha cha! :hug: *air brushes cha cha and candi rock the bells on my jordache jeans*
    ——————————————–

    attn cha cha as stated in the 5’2 100lb *mean side eye* xtina post

  118. 118
    !*LaKErCHiC@*! says:

    @CHACHA I WAS IN THE CHRISTINA POST KISSING ON U AND I GET CHIT :wail:

  119. 119
    Dymond says:

    ***twirls 144 more times (flawlessly)for CHA CHA and showers her with glitter of her favorite color*** :kiss:

  120. 120
    !*LaKErCHiC@*! says:

    @CHACHA :lol: OK THEN I BEAT ME TO IT BUT U MAKE ME HAAAWT!! :kiss:

  121. 121
    Alex says:

    @Cha
    Why I was trying to be a “gentlewoman” and greet you with a hug first. But since u like to get straight to the point. :kiss:

  122. 122
    Zoe B. says:

    Po Brat :tears:

  123. 123

    Alex says:

    @Corp
    What do u mean? I like really feminine ladies.
    My celeb crushes are Kerry Washington, Zoe Saldana, Kelly Rowland, Tika Sumpter. When I want a cougar…it’s Taraji. When I want a hood chick….it’s Monica.
    ____________________________________

    Okay, you had me confused (that’s easy to do by the way) :rofl:
    I take Zoe & Taraji for the Daily Double, Alex

  124. 124

    @Lakesssss :yahoo: How’s my sexy chica today :kiss:

    @ChaChella is that you in your gravi? :thumbsup:

  125. 125
    ChaChellaLaBellaDonDiva! says:

    *wipes trifocals for leading me in the wrong direction….CANNNNNNDI IM SOWWWWWWWWY IM ALWAYS JUMPIN TO ‘CLUSIONS…….smacks you on the right side of you azz… *you look so hot in those jeans!

    HERE LAKES borrow my quadruple focals for post 116…Mafiosa..I see you and I have the same complex

    I LIKE IT DYMOND…YOU NEVER DISAPPOINT! :clap:

  126. 126

    *waits for Dymond to give me my gift*

  127. 127
    Carrington says:

    Dymond says:

    so true this lady i work with breaks her neck to drive 2.5 hours to see her sorry ass son in the pen EVERY WEEK and he will get mad and call her collect and curse her ass out if she says she cant make it
    I went and visited my friend’s cousin with her while he was locked up—HUGE MISTAKE…he was trying to holla which made it even more uncomfortable and when we left she was like, you should have pretended to like him to keep his spirits up… im like dude is not finna get out and be looking for me
    ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
    Exactly, and I HATE it when I hear a dude say, “I ONLY did two years… that ain’t nothin.”

    I have uncles who say that $hit like it’s a right of passage for black men and I hate that they send the message to my younger cousins that it “ain’t nothin”.

    Aren’t you setting them up to do $hit and think that a “small” stint in jail “ain’t nothin”???

    Uh, two DAYS of someone telling you what to eat, when to eat, what time to get up, when you can wash your a$$ being humiliated as you $hit with 75 people watching you wipe your a$$, being subjected to smelling someone else’s $hit as you lay in bed and having to hug your own a$$ to keep someone else from nuttin’ in it on a regular basis and not being able to do anything about it is a failure on ANY level for a grown a$$ man, two YEARS is a whole new level of bull$hitedness.

  128. 128
    ChaChellaLaBellaDonDiva! says:

    CHBIC…Tis I :yes:

    ALEX……YEAP *cough** straight no chasers :yes:

  129. 129

    :waves:

    Damn – I wouldn’t ever wanna be in her shoes :pray: 36 and starting all over with a record – somehow thou I think GOD will bless her and turn her faith to him

  130. 130
    ChaChellaLaBellaDonDiva! says:

    CHOCO..

    Hey sexay bish :love:

  131. 131

    @Carrington-
    :preach: baby tell these young men – 2 hours of lockdown should be enough to scare your azz straight REAL!

  132. 132
    kingstonn says:

    um chacha
    that new name of yours? :nono: :lol:

  133. 133
    Carrington says:

    Alex says:

    @Corp
    What do u mean? I like really feminine ladies.
    My celeb crushes are Kerry Washington, Zoe Saldana, Kelly Rowland, Tika Sumpter. When I want a cougar…it’s Taraji. When I want a hood chick….it’s Monica.
    ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
    My celeb crush’s are Zoe and Kelly too!!!! LMAO! Now, Kerry, nah, there is something about her nose/lip region that frightens me.

    But I also think it’s funny that Monica thinks she’s classy, yet EVERY person I know refers to her as ghetto. Isn’t that interesting? LMAO!

  134. 134

    Sexy Cute CHA with her FOINE AZZ :hugs: lovin that gravi BABEEEEE!

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    missbossE says:

    Hello Choco :newbie:

    That is so true.

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    !*LaKErCHiC@*! says:

    Uh, two DAYS of someone telling you what to eat, when to eat, what time to get up, when you can wash your a$$ being humiliated as you $hit with 75 people watching you wipe your a$$, being subjected to smelling someone else’s $hit as you lay in bed and having to hug your own a$$ to keep someone else from nuttin’ in it on a regular basis and not being able to do anything about it is a failure on ANY level for a grown a$$ man, two YEARS is a whole new level of bull$hitedness.

    ______________________________________
    you are so fukn sexy to me right now!! :ashamed: U ON FUKN POINT THO!!

  137. 137
    Alex says:

    Hey Choco!! :kiss: :love:
    *runs to go erase all of today’s comments*

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    :danban: MissBOSS Wasssuppp (Martins’ voice)

    So you haven’t been scared off yet – must work harder :lol: I kid WELCOME TO THE ZOO!

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    @Carrington…You cool and everything…but um, how come you pulled the plug on my Welcome Back DaBrat party :mad:

    I agree with everything else you said. But in the hood you have to draw the line somewhere and a party is a party. With that said…I plan to send you an invite, I hope you will relax your principles (just for the party) and plan to attend.

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    Alex says:

    @MrsBoss
    I need you to slow down. :no: Only I can introduce you to the main one….as my cousin.

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    @Alex
    Ummm you have my email and you were being mean to me on here – girl I had a project (work) you know what I get paid to do – I had to get out :hugs: :think:

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    !*LaKErCHiC@*! says:

    @CHACHA IM LOVING THE NEW NAME :yes:
    @CHOCO I SAID HI IN THE OTHER POST BUT JUST IN CASE :hug: AND :kiss: <<<WEREEVER IT HURTS!! :love:

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    candibfly says:

    *runs to go erase all of today’s comments*

    ——————————

    already got it covered *shines up the blow torch* #helpful

  144. 144
    Alex says:

    @Choco
    Me being mean to you? :no: I don’t even know how to do that.

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    ALBoy says:

    @ missbossE
    Where you from
    how you make you money
    kids?
    male female
    fav celeb
    fav sr member
    ugly/cute
    facials / babies :coffee:

  146. 146
    Dymond says:

    @ Carrington
    my friend is dating this dude ratt now and she was saying he was only in the pen for 8 years :blink:

    having to hug your own a$$ to keep someone else from nuttin’ in it on a regular basis

    :dead: and :cosign: all that chit

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    @Cha
    Why I was trying to be a “gentlewoman” and greet you with a hug first. But since u like to get straight to the point.
    ____________________
    You know Im quick to leave a mofo – so you continue kissing CHA and yes SALTY- taking you back NO!
    BUH BYE!

  148. 148
    Alex says:

    *hi fives Candi* Good looking out. How was that pizza burger with nacho cheese?

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    Carrington says:

    CorporateQueen says:

    @Carrington…You cool and everything…but um, how come you pulled the plug on my Welcome Back DaBrat party

    I agree with everything else you said. But in the hood you have to draw the line somewhere and a party is a party. With that said…I plan to send you an invite, I hope you will relax your principles (just for the party) and plan to attend.
    ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
    Oh, I ain’t THAT principled… I’m comin’ to the jam. I just ain’t bringin’ $hit. LMAO!

  150. 150
    Alex says:

    @AL
    U late. We(I) already know about MrsBoss. :coffee:
    no kids, single, fave sr member=Alex

  151. 151
    kingstonn says:

    @ al
    you can’t just ask someone if they’re ugly. shame on you. :lol:

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    yallcrazy says:

    *rejoins the party doing the snake*

    Re-speaking to CHA :hug: (since she didn’t see it in the other post)

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    :hugs: @ Lakes heyyyy booooooo

    @Alex Im QUITTING YOU REGARDLESS I was sick and come back to philandering flagrant foul! :nono: we friends but don’t flirt with me any longer-

    Anyway it’s fresh meat in here I have to influence! :nana:

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    missbossE says:

    Hahaha not scared off yet. Been visiting the site for years. Hmmm Alex I don’t wait for introductions (not even going to comment on the cousin remark). Business is business

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    candibfly says:

    @alex it was delish! but i have lactose intolerance tendencies soooo…. :crying:

    *grabs a magazine* i’ll be back in a few

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    Alex says:

    Choco aka Hippie says:

    @Cha
    Why I was trying to be a “gentlewoman” and greet you with a hug first. But since u like to get straight to the point.
    ____________________
    You know Im quick to leave a mofo – so you continue kissing CHA and yes SALTY- taking you back NO!
    BUH BYE!
    ____________________
    Candi you forgot to torch this comment!!!!! :wail:

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    !*LaKErCHiC@*! says:

    @CHOCO **HOLDS U EVER SO CLOSE TO THE GIRLS** U SEE HOW THIS NEW MEAT ALEX DO U??? :no: I WILL ALWAYS WOVE U :kiss:

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    149 Carrington says:

    CorporateQueen says:

    @Carrington…You cool and everything…but um, how come you pulled the plug on my Welcome Back DaBrat party

    I agree with everything else you said. But in the hood you have to draw the line somewhere and a party is a party. With that said…I plan to send you an invite, I hope you will relax your principles (just for the party) and plan to attend.
    ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
    Oh, I ain’t THAT principled… I’m comin’ to the jam. I just ain’t bringin’ $hit. LMAO!
    ____________________________

    :dead: What are you going to wear Mr. Fashion?

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    ChaChellaLaBellaDonDiva! says:

    CARRINGTON BABES…. PLEASE DONT GET OFFENDED AND KICK OVER NO CHAIRS I DONT WANNA MAKE AN ASS OUTTA ME EITHER…THOUGHT YOU AND MEAN were on the same TEAM :think: I AM SO CONFUSED….AND NOT THAT IT MATTERS CUS I THINK YOU ARE FREAKIN AWESOME!

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    !*LaKErCHiC@*! says:

    Anyway it’s fresh meat in here I have to influence!
    ________________
    LET THE HUNTING BEGIN THE MAIN PREDATOR IS HERE GET THEM COUGAR!! :popcorn:

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    @Lakes
    Oh I know you my nicca even if you don’t get any bigger :wink:

    @Miss GOOD – we are not for the faint of heart :lol:

    @Alex
    :whistle:

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    yallcrazy says:

    @Dymond
    You ever watch the show lockup where they show the “wife” coming to the “fake weekend house” for a visit?

    I look at that and shake my head, no shame.. On camera too…

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    candibfly says:

    sorry alex i was doubled over on the john after all that cheese :ashamed:

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    Gotta go…I’ll try to check back in later

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    Alex says:

    @Choco
    What has Laker been incorrectly telling you? :think: I do recall emailing you to check on u. Everyone knows what you mean to me.
    :whistle: Until the end of time
    I’ll be there 4 U
    U own my heart and mind
    I truly adore U

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    candibfly says:

    @twin i saw some episodes of a show called ‘prison wives’ these women waitin for their men to get out of prison (if they didn’t have life that is)

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    !*LaKErCHiC@*! says:

    @YALL I SAW THAT CHIT AND SHE MAD CUZ THEY WONT LET BRIGN EXTRA BABY OIL OL BIG AZZ :rofl:
    @CHOCO :lol: AS LONG AS U KNOW I’M UR RIDE AND DIE CHICA :kiss:

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    ALBoy says:

    Kingston What how come you cant they would know better than anyone else is all Im saying.

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    Where has Kaycei been – must rummage through emails :lol:

    @Lakes what new fresh male meat is here I need some protein :rofl:

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    candibfly says:

    where is my frugal buddy @Al? u know its free pancakes at ihop right?

  171. 171
    Alex says:

    @ChaCha
    Talk to your friend. Tell her it was all innocent. You told me to imagine you were her.

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    Dymond says:

    @ CHOCO :hug:
    alex has gotten a little too big for her boxer briefs…she actually tried to kick me off her VIP list :blink:
    i know i couldnt belive it either :coffee:

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    Carrington says:

    ChaChellaLaBellaDonDiva! says:

    CARRINGTON BABES…. PLEASE DONT GET OFFENDED AND KICK OVER NO CHAIRS I DONT WANNA MAKE AN ASS OUTTA ME EITHER…THOUGHT YOU AND MEAN were on the same TEAM I AM SO CONFUSED….AND NOT THAT IT MATTERS CUS I THINK YOU ARE FREAKIN AWESOME!
    ~~~~~~~~~~~~~
    Who is Mean and what “team”? LMAO!

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    YSoSerious says:

    (Gets in line to make goo-goo eyes @Carrington and his comments)

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    Miss Boss
    is there something in particular you’d like to share with me today????
    You know, to show appreciataion for my lips

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    @Alex
    :shotsfired: :argue: it won’t be that easy I caught you redhanded – Im going to jack my cholesterol level up sike going to get lunch be back shortly

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    StillASassyOne says:

    @Carrington

    “Precipice”- I like that!

    I just discovered that I REALLY like big words that start with “P”. Prejudiced, Proclivities, Precipices, Preoccupation, Perusal, …etc., etc., etc.

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    missbossE says:

    Hey Al
    The Treasury pays me
    Fav celeb – Jay
    Gotta few SR favs
    facials only from a true spa however NO babies either

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    !*LaKErCHiC@*! says:

    @ALEX :nono: I HAVEN’T TOLD HER CHIT SHE CAN SEE WHAT U ALL ABOUT ON HER OWN :coffee: DON’T TRY TO BLAME OTHER FOR BEING SUCH A LOOSE PIMP!! :nana: BUT SINCE IM ALREADY ACCUSED OF SNITCHING
    @CHOCO THE NEW MEAT HAS ALREADY BEEN INFLUENCE BY ALEX SHE IS HER NEW “PERSONAL” DANCER……THERE NOW U CAN TALK CHIT!!

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    StillASassyOne says:

    @carrington

    Don’t be mad at ChaCha! (Hey girl!!!) For a minute, I thought you & Mean were on the same team too…..but lately, I’m not sure…. :shrug:

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    yallcrazy says:

    Yes, I saw that one too. She really wanted that oil too :rofl:

    I haven’t seen prison wives. The title alone is just too much.

    :dead: @ Carrington not being THAT principled :rofl:

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    Alex says:

    Choco aka Hippie says:

    @Alex
    it won’t be that easy I caught you redhanded – Im going to jack my cholesterol level up sike going to get lunch be back shortly
    ________________
    Even when we fight, u still let me know where ur going. :love:

  183. 183
    YSoSerious says:

    @ALBoy

    We have to talk about them without talking about and email each other about it. I thought you knew. :coffee:

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    StillASassyOne says:

    @MissBossE

    The treasury pays you? So you finna be S.O.L. come midnight Friday too, huh?

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    !*LaKErCHiC@*! says:

    @YALL :rofl: SHE WAS MAD AS FUK AND THE HUSBAND TALKN BOUT “I LOVE MY BABY” OFCOURSE U DO SHE THE ONLY DUM AZZ THAT WOULD MARRY U :lol:

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    @Dymond
    Yeah I see it must be here testerone level cuz she was chipping all the blocks off my shoulder – I be back pls don’t make me sure every damn post :hugs:

  187. 187
    candibfly says:

    u know…the “other” team ;)

  188. 188

    search every damn post
    Alex – EFFN CHEATER

  189. 189
    Alex says:

    @Dymond
    You stay outta this!!!!! :shotsfired1:

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    candibfly says:

    my boss called an impromptu staff meeting…i’m scared :crying: lawd whyyyy?!

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    Even when we fight, u still let me know where ur going.
    _______________________
    PUNCH EMOTICON (use your imagination)

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    Dymond says:

    yallcrazy says:
    @Dymond
    You ever watch the show lockup where they show the “wife” coming to the “fake weekend house” for a visit?
    I look at that and shake my head, no shame.. On camera too…

    —————————–
    I hate lockup…that chit is depressing and scary…ever since that cleophus dude was talking about the 30 different types of “booty” he likes (parodied on The Boondocks)…I cant do it
    somne women like their men in there though, they always know where they are :coffee:

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    missbossE says:

    LUSCIOUS
    Tienes labios bien sexy. Me gustaria bessar los :wink:

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  195. 195
    Alex says:

    @Choco
    But I always told them you were #1. You knew about Laker so she doesn’t count. But I was willing to give CEO visitations with you and this is how u treat me. :mad:

  196. 196

    Sassy
    I thought it was extended for 2 weeks

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    kingstonn says:

    *bein nosy*
    who got sexy lips?

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    !*LaKErCHiC@*! says:

    @MISS OOOoooOOOooh LA LA NICE :wink: AINT THEM LIPS JUICY :yes:

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    yallcrazy says:

    Fabulosa, YES that was too funny. You could not tell her NOTHING… Like shoot, I got a husband. :rofl:

    I was browsing though the channels and saw that & now I watch it. *whispers* But don’t tell nobody…

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    missbossE says:

    SASO hey ma’am. :hi:
    Naw I’m good (Praise HIM)

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    !*LaKErCHiC@*! says:

    @kingston brown the only juicy lips we see errday :lol:

  202. 202
    missbossE says:

    LOL @ Kingston
    Lakerss, claro que si

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    ChaChellaLaBellaDonDiva! says:

    StillASassyOne says:

    @MissBossE

    The treasury pays you? So you finna be S.O.L. come midnight Friday too, huh?

    WHY YALL gon be SOL :shrug:

    Carrington……….Mean as in MEAN AND SURLY our resident fine azz gay who can pop his coochay way better than any chick in the business…WON most beautiful in the SR awards…was an extra in Nellys Tip Drill video but they edited him out (haters) STANS hard for DRAKE… that Mean :yes:

  204. 204

    Um Miss Boss, I dont speaka Espanola

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    Dymond says:

    @ ALEX :coffee: :lol:

    Laker, what the heck is that in #193…something about Brown’s sexy labia

    ***curious as to why kingston is rolling her eyes*** :lol:

  206. 206
    kingstonn says:

    ohhhhh.

    @miss
    you hispanic ma?
    me & lakers gets lonely at times.. :cry:

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    !*LaKErCHiC@*! says:

    @YALL AND THE FUNNY PART IS WHEN THEY GO INTO THE LIL MOBILE HOME THEY BROUGHT AT LEAST LIKE A WEEKS WORTH OF GROCERY LIKE FO REAL?!? :blink: AND BABY POWDER SHE WAS ALL PIZZD THEY TOOK LOTS OF BOTTLES FROM HER AZZ!!
    @ALEX WHAT U DON’T UNDERSTAND IS THAT CHOCO WAS SHARING WITH ME NOT U SO PLAY ON PLAYA!! :coffee:

  208. 208
    Carrington says:

    StillASassyOne says:

    @carrington

    Don’t be mad at ChaCha! (Hey girl!!!) For a minute, I thought you & Mean were on the same team too…..but lately, I’m not sure….

    ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
    Excuse me…. once more, “WHO IS MEAN AND WHAT TEAM?!?!?”

  209. 209

    :rofl: Thanks for the translation Kingstonn!

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    Dymond says:

    :rofl: @ MEAN being an extra in the Tip Drill video

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    !*LaKErCHiC@*! says:

    U HAVE SEXY LIPS I WOULD LIKE TO KISS THEM @BROWN AND CHACHA THATS WHAT THE NEWBIE SAID!!

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    candibfly says:

    :rolleyes:

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    Carrngton Mean is our resident gay guy

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    missbossE says:

    Kingston yes ma’am.
    Luscious lo siento (im sorry)
    I just said you have sexy lips. I would looooooove to kiss

  215. 215
    candibfly says:

    @carrington i think they meant the OTHER team…u know :gay:

    or am i wrong?

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    Laker how you just gon put Miss Boss on blast like that!LOL
    Maybe she was tryna keep it on the DL

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    Alex says:

    @Laker
    I said you don’t count.

    @Candi
    Imma just start having cooking lessons and exercise classes in the kona like you….no strings attached.

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    Dymond says:

    ***now why the heck is candi rolling her eyes?!?!***

    @ Carrington THEY THOUGHT YOU WERE GAY LIKE MEAN THE RESIDENT GAY DUDE

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    ChaChellaLaBellaDonDiva! says:

    YALLCRAZY…sup mamas

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    missbossE says:

    Just for your birthday. Like I said not over stepping any boundaries. I like being a free agent.

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    !*LaKErCHiC@*! says:

    @MISSBOSSIE OK THEN SINCE U ONE OF THE HOMIES WE SHOULD STARTS OVER :hug: **WITH SHANK READY** NOW WE GOT 3 AMIGAS!! :yahoo: **MAKES MATCHING BRACELETS THAT SAY “AMIGAS POR EVER”**

  222. 222
    candibfly says:

    @alex but i really do cook and exercise in the corner *innocent face*

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    what’s with all the rollin of the eyes???
    Anyone, Anyone, Anyone
    Bueller, Bueller, Beuller

    Candi let me know if the meetin is about Friday

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    !*LaKErCHiC@*! says:

    @BROWN CAN’T NOBODY KEEP THAT A SECRET WE ALL WANT SOME OF THEM JUICY LIPS SHE NEED TO GET IN LINE :kiss:

  225. 225
    Alex says:

    @Cha
    :coffee: see how u didn’t respond

  226. 226
    yallcrazy says:

    Fabulosa, I saw that *sideeye* like are our tax dollars paying for this f*ckery(groceries, light bill, furniture)! Wanting to shout “Shouldn’t have went to jail chump!”

    But I can’t stop watching….

  227. 227
    Tatted Diva says:

    Stay off dem drugs, Brat. And quit looking all high and shyt like the rapper off of Half-Baked, Sir Smoke-a-Lot with that hand under your chin! “When Life Is Hard I Pick Up That Card With The Smiley Face, Call ‘Em Over To My Place!” :blunt:

  228. 228
    Alex says:

    @Yall
    I need you to close the club for me tonight. Don’t be shady. :rules:

  229. 229
    Carrington says:

    ChaChellaLaBellaDonDiva! says:

    StillASassyOne says:

    @MissBossE

    The treasury pays you? So you finna be S.O.L. come midnight Friday too, huh?

    WHY YALL gon be SOL

    Carrington……….Mean as in MEAN AND SURLY our resident fine azz gay who can pop his coochay way better than any chick in the business…WON most beautiful in the SR awards…was an extra in Nellys Tip Drill video but they edited him out (haters) STANS hard for DRAKE… that Mean
    ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
    LMAO!!!

    Wait, so is that what y’all think???? I think it’s more a testimonial to where we are as black men (and black society) that a man who chooses his words carefully and can convey his thoughts effectively is immediately thought of as HOMOSEXUAL, as opposed to INTELLECTUAL.

    Although this thought process is an indirect reflection upon our community, it’s still a painful reminder of where we were are collectively.

    I’m shame for ALL of you!

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    Dymond says:

    I’ll see yall later :bye:

    ***floats off in a cloud of smoke from tatted diva’s blunquito***

  231. 231

    Candi I just found out if they do close I’ll still be here because I’m SMAG funded

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    !*LaKErCHiC@*! says:

    @CARRIGNTON U FANCY HUH??? :coffee: I NEVER THOUGTH U WAS A BAT LICKER :nono:

  233. 233
    candibfly says:

    ur so lucky! :crying:

  234. 234
    yallcrazy says:

    Who? Me, shady? :blink:

    *whispers so Laker can’t hear* Which dancer are you taking out tonight?
    (just asking to keep her mind from my shadiness)

    :warning: *thinking of MY BIG PLANS* :warning:

  235. 235

    Candi my boss just switched me over from O&M in Jan and she said it would affect O&M

  236. 236
    candibfly says:

    i don’t equate intelligence in black men with homosexuality :shrugs:

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    Alex says:

    @Candi
    You can come live with me! :hug: Well, as long as you don’t have pets. :nono:

  238. 238
    candibfly says:

    @brown that ain’t nothin but the Lord right there! *clutches my prayer cloth*

    i don’t think there’s anything in that black bag for me tho

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    StillASassyOne says:

    @Brown
    They were trying to get an extension for 2 weeks (repubs) but the Dems wanted an extension for 4 weeks. Last I checked, neither one of their azzes had agreed to either extension so we are still potentially azzed out!

    @Candi
    Your boss is prolly finna let you know you better start holding on to your money! :wail:

    @ChaCha
    You don’t watch the news? If congress dont come to a decision by midnight Friday on the 2011 fiscal year budget, there will be a govt shutdown, meaning, great people such as I, Candi & Brown (you work on a base right?), and other fed workers are gonna be PO’!!!!!!!!! Shutdown = we ain’t getting paid for sh*t!!!

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    kingstonn says:

    omg.
    this lady in my class has no teeth.

    can i ask her what happened to ‘em?

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    I guess Carrington told yall!

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    candibfly says:

    @alex i have a c0.ckapoo named Snoopy :crying:

  243. 243
    kingstonn says:

    @ alex

    what’s wrong with pets? :waiting:

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    missbossE says:

    Gladly accepts bedazzled bracelet from Lakers but puts down on desk… Gotta finish my chicken flautas

    SN: You and Kingston had me rolling when yall was talking about them bows. I’m a half and half girl too so my hair is extra curly. But mamas was already prepared

  245. 245
    StillASassyOne says:

    @Brown
    You’ll still be there?! Are you serious?! *snatches tiara and sphincter back*

    Screw you Brown!! The rest of us is finna be broke!! :eyeroll:

    Lemme hold about $20 real quick then, since you’re gonna still be getting paid and all….

  246. 246
    missbossE says:

    I meant hair bows*

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    candibfly says:

    just let me be great…and stop fuggin with my ends! :crying:

    rich folks that won’t be affected by any of the decisions always tryin to keep a sista down! :mad:

    *flips this whole damn post over*

  248. 248
    kingstonn says:

    @ bosse

    :rofl: or my mom would gimme pigtails with ribbon braided into the pigtail, then a big ass bow on either side. ugh! :rolleyes:

  249. 249

    Miss Boss since you’re fresh meat here you get dibs on the luscious first!

  250. 250
    Alex says:

    @Kingstonn
    Nothing is wrong with them if you like them but for people such as me who do not, we don’t desire to live with them. Can’t stand when ppl try to make you feel, like, play with their animals. Get the fluck outta my face!! :shotsfired:

  251. 251
    Dymond says:

    ***aint left yet***

    @ SASO ok, i thought i knew what was going BUT what is yall gonna do if they shut that chit down…are you laid off? still work and no pay?

  252. 252
    !*LaKErCHiC@*! says:

    @kingston :no: MY FRIEND HAD NO TEETH AND SHE PULLED OUT HER DENTURES ONE TIME SHE AGED ABOUT 50 YEARS THAT QUICK AND GOT OFFENDED WHEN I ASKED “WHAT HAPPEN TO UR TEETH” LETS JUST SAY CRAK IS WAK!!

  253. 253
    missbossE says:

    :koolaid: Kingston we are >>>>>>here<<<<<<

    Luscious might want to send everyone else packing. I'm GREEDY

  254. 254
    kingstonn says:

    @ alex
    so me, bobby, marley & ziggy couldn’t come spend the weekend at your place could we? :wail: oh well..

  255. 255

    :rofl: Sassy I thought we lovedededed each other!
    Why you gotta be like dat

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    Alex says:

    @Dymond
    I wish someone would tell me I gotta come to work and won’t get paid! I’d be like, “who u talking to”. (chris tucker voice)

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    Carrington says:

    I have never paid attention to the SR Awards, I guess because I always read, but never commented, so, since I didn’t know who any of those people were anyway…

    What are the awards, and does Sandra Mae give away anything?

  258. 258
    Dymond says:

    ok Im out for real since candi has flipped the damn post over

    smh but its understandable :hug:

  259. 259
    missbossE says:

    Kingston mi abuela did me like that for some easter pics. My moms wasn’t having that :no:

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    Dymond if I understood correctly certain people wont be workin or gettin paid

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    Alex says:

    @Kingstonn
    They are free to be in a cage the entire wkend. Or on the balcony. :coffee:

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    Phrozen1der says:

    :coffee: What I miss?

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    yallcrazy says:

    *sends my twin something that’s gonna relax her*

    :rofl: Where are the awards at?

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    candibfly says:

    but snoopy likes to snuggle in bed with me at night *lip quiver*

    but he is annoying most of the time so he’ll be fine in the cage :coffee:

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    StillASassyOne says:

    @Dymond & Alex

    Oh no- we don’t come to work. It’s an upaid vacation basically = furlough. But we can’t come back until government makes a decision and we don’t get paid once we come back for time we missed.

    And no- you’re not laid off, just furloughed, so technically still employed. That’s how they fukk us over so that we can’t apply for unemployment.

    Bishes…. :mad:

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    !*LaKErCHiC@*! says:

    @BOSSE AND U SEE HOW THEY TRIED TO MAKE ME POST THE PIC OF ME IN A PIC BOW :nono: MY MAMA HAD STRANGS BOWS AND CHIT IN MY HAIR :lol: I THOUGHT IT WAS NORMANL CUZ ALL MY CUZINS AND FRIENDS WORE THEM TOO WE WAS JUST ALL MEXICAN :ashamed: **WAITS PATIENTLY FOR FLAUTAS I LOOOVE THEM BUT DON’T KNOW HOW TO MAKE THEM***

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    candibfly says:

    yallcrazy says:

    *sends my twin something that’s gonna relax her*

    ——————————

    a mold of el’s “member” since he’s away on “vacation”? :think: :hug:

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    Alex says:

    Phro
    All these :hater: in here trying to tell Choco I’ve been flirting. :mad:

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    ChaChellaLaBellaDonDiva! says:

    Alex says:

    @Cha
    see how u didn’t respond

    :think: Please refer me back to where I should because I’s confused

    @ CARRINGTON :nono: Dont have no shame. I apologize for being indirect, but thats just how we vibe around here. Let me apologize for being ignorant. I didnt think just because you are well versed that you must possibly be gay. Funny how we constantly praise you but yet all you can say is that you shame us. It would not have made a darn bit of difference in my eyes…Like you said before to some extent “I dont care what you do on your mattress” I actually enjoyed your debate in one of the post on homosexuality and your stance was so strong in a way I thought you were gay. SO again, so that I was not assuming anything I felt that it would be nice to ask since the majority of us seem comfortable with one another to do so. I still think you cool brother! :shrug: not that my opinion means diddly squat to you :wail:

    Crosses freestyle humping contest off the list for Carrington :no:

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    Phrozen1der says:

    @Saso So you all will be out of work with no pay???

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    Miss Boss if you want the luscious you have to post a pic or at least send me one :coffee:

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    ChaChellaLaBellaDonDiva! says:

    @ SASO yes I watch the news. I gotchu :thumbsup:

  273. 273
    Alex says:

    @Candi
    You can let him sleep with u but he gotta be locked up by the time I rise. I’ll do anything to help my BFF.

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    candibfly says:

    *has a heart attack* i can’t take all this talk about it :crying:

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    Alex were you not tryna get my “cake” and got mad cuz I offered someone else my services??????

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    missbossE says:

    Luscious is this better??

  277. 277
    kingstonn says:

    @ bosse
    it was my grandma who was setting me up, cause my moms was real young & had no clue how to handle my type of hair. i do not miss those days..

  278. 278
    Alex says:

    @ChaCha
    #171

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    Carrington says:

    ChaChellaLaBellaDonDiva! says:

    Alex says:

    @Cha
    see how u didn’t respond

    Please refer me back to where I should because I’s confused

    @ CARRINGTON Dont have no shame. I apologize for being indirect, but thats just how we vibe around here. Let me apologize for being ignorant. I didnt think just because you are well versed that you must possibly be gay. Funny how we constantly praise you but yet all you can say is that you shame us. It would not have made a darn bit of difference in my eyes…Like you said before to some extent “I dont care what you do on your mattress” I actually enjoyed your debate in one of the post on homosexuality and your stance was so strong in a way I thought you were gay. SO again, so that I was not assuming anything I felt that it would be nice to ask since the majority of us seem comfortable with one another to do so. I still think you cool brother! not that my opinion means diddly squat to you

    Crosses freestyle humping contest off the list for Carrington
    ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
    Clearly you don’t get sarcasm. Was all that really necessary? I guess I SHOULD have put an “LOL” at the end.

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    Phrozen1der says:

    @Alex Not you…. :no:

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    Tatted Diva says:

    Dymond says:

    I’ll see yall later

    ***floats off in a cloud of smoke from tatted diva’s blunquito***
    __________________________________________________________________
    RIGHT……YOU FEEL ME THO!

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    missbossE says:

    Kingston I don’t miss them either. I like to straighten my hair and my grandma says I dont embrace my spanish side. I be like??? It’s just a little easier to deal with, DAAAAANNNGGG

  283. 283
    Alex says:

    @WW
    No, I did not seek out your cake, you offered it. I said I liked cake. There’s no story here. :coffee:

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    yallcrazy says:

    *sends Candi 2 EL members*

    Just don’t be messing with Alex shower curtains :rofl:

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    !*LaKErCHiC@*! says:

    @CARRIGNTON **MASSAGES UR SHOLDERS AND TEMPELS** YES HUN PUT AN LOL NEXT TIME UR BRAI IS HAAAWWT!!
    @CHACHA **LICKS THE SIDE OF UR FACE** UR SOOO FUKN BEUTIFUL!! :kiss:
    @ALEX U TRYNA ACT ALL INOCENT BUT U SHOULD KEPT IT WITH CHOCO AND ME ONLY :nana: WE SHARE BUT WE DON’T LIKE TO SHARE U!!!

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    ChaChellaLaBellaDonDiva! says:

    @ CARRINGTON… OHHHHHHHHHHHHHH THE HELL WITH IT…..CAN I JUST HUMP YOU so we can make up and be friends Pops coochay 66 times :danban1: NO …NO …NO :rofl:

    FAROWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW traces your mustache with my index finger HEY BOO :hug: Lookin DAPPER!

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    !*LaKErCHiC@*! says:

    @MISSBOSSE MY MOMMA WAS 15 WEN SHE HAD ME AND LET HER AUNTIES AND “FRIENDS” <<<MY ENEMIES DO MY HAIR AND FOR SOME REASON I GOT ABOUT 1645 PICS OF THAT SAME HAIR STYLE OR THE PONY TAIL TO THE SIDE WITH BIG BOW :wail:

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    yallcrazy says:

    @Phro No Dr. Pepper yet?

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    Miss Boss perhaps you should email me that pic so I can get a closer look :coffee:
    My screen is soooooo smal

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    StillASassyOne says:

    @Phro
    Exactly!! We will be on “forced vacation” with no pay, unable to file for unemployment, and not knowing when we will be paid again since the shutdown rests on congress’ whims. Meaning…..we could end up being without pay for a day, a week, a month, or a few months, however long it takes until congress makes a decision.

    But guess what?

    Congress….won’t miss a nickel. :coffee:

    *counting the bullets in my glock*

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    Zoe B. says:

    @Alex :argue:

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    um this scent thingy my boss got me is startin to stink but i dont wanna hurt her feelins and throw it away

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    YSoSerious says:

    @Carrington

    I e-dore you but I didn’t get the sarcasm either. :shrugs:

    (steals your glasses just because)

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    yallcrazy says:

    *pulls Zoe off of Alex before Laker sees this*

    My twin has already flipped this whole site upside down, Laker would probably… well, wouldn’t be no more site to see.

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    YSoSerious says:

    @LUSCIOUS WOMAN

    Do it anyway. :coffee:

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    Alex says:

    @Laker
    I haven’t been feeling that special love from Choco lately and I told her but she didn’t seem to take it in.

    @Zoe
    :shrug: No hello first? What I do now?

  297. 297
    yallcrazy says:

    I forgot to say :hi: Zoe!

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    missbossE says:

    Lakers :hug: I know how you feel. But girl i had it bad on both ends sometimes. My black aunts would want to do my hair and straight put grease in it. LOL i was walking around with a greasy forehead and neck NOT FUNNY.

    Luscious the pic is not relly me lol. I will have to PERSONALLY send you a pic. Too many co-workers be on SR lurkin :rolleyes:

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    Alex says:

    This DaBrat post sure has made u ladies hostile today. :shrug:

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    YSO
    I cant because alot of times I take off and she doesn’t charge me any leave

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    Phrozen1der says:

    @Saso :no: WOW!

    @Yall I’m SWAMPED,and I want to go HOME!!! :cry:

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    missbossE says:

    Alex you still have a nice smile #thatisall

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    ALEX WHAT U DON’T UNDERSTAND IS THAT CHOCO WAS SHARING WITH ME NOT U SO PLAY ON PLAYA!!
    _________________
    :lol: Love my SPICY HAWT LATINA

    Anyone care to provide me with a brief recap

  304. 304
    YSoSerious says:

    @LUSCIOUS WOMAN

    Oh. In that case do like P Shiddy and breeve through your mouth. :lol:

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    Miss Boss so you sain you need my email addy????????
    brownsugapoet at gmail
    *rubs hands together to await my photo*

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    Choco aka Hippie says:

    ALEX WHAT U DON’T UNDERSTAND IS THAT CHOCO WAS SHARING WITH ME NOT U SO PLAY ON PLAYA!!
    _________________
    Love my SPICY HAWT LATINA
    _________________________________________________
    I SAY YALL JUST TONGUE KISS AND MAKE UP! :coffee:
    #allaboutkeepinthepeace

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    missbossE says:

    Email noted. I will be needing a pic as well, or are you more of the mysterious type.

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    Phrozen1der says:

    I’m sitting at work in my Djimon Honsou Amistad getup awaiting Thursday… #GiveUsUsFree!! :cry:

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    yallcrazy says:

    *sends Phro 2 kisses that slightly touch the corner of his mouth* :)
    (trying not to be too fast)

    Now, stay awake!!!

  310. 310
    Phrozen1der says:

    @Yall :lol: I’m wide awake

  311. 311
    YSoSerious says:

    :raisedeybrow: @ Yall and Phro

    Now what is going on here? :popcorn:

  312. 312

    Boss of course I’ll send you a pic cuz I’m just nice like that!

  313. 313
    Zoe B. says:

    :waves: @ Yall

    @Alex hasn’t spoken to me in years

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    Phrozen1der says:

    I’m sitting at work in my Djimon Honsou Amistad getup awaiting Thursday… #GiveUsUsFree!!
    _______________________________________________
    Is that what your sacks are sayin ??????

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    Sandra Rose says:

    Is anyone commenting on the subject at hand? :coffee:

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    yallcrazy says:

    Anyone care to provide me with a brief recap
    ______________________________________________

    @Choco, not too much

    1. Don’t nobody feel sorry for da brat.
    2. Lock Up/Inmate Wives.
    3. Government shutdown.
    4. Kinky, curly hair.
    2. Carrington is straight as an arrow.

  317. 317

    Nothing new I brb I wanna see what in the other post

    @Luscious I will tongue kiss Alex when she stop kissing others

  318. 318
    Zoe B. says:

    “Ohhh-Im so hurt that you performed exclusively at my party per my request and now you are giving me my money back having performed for free! What will I do?! *as I recount all $1 Mill to make sure it’s all back.*

    ———

    See the first half of comments.
    You know it always goes left after 100 Sandra

  319. 319
    Zoe B. says:

    Sandra Rose says:

    Is anyone commenting on the subject at hand?

    —–

    wrong paste :ashamed:

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    UM MS SANDRA, YOU KNOW WE GET CARRIED AWAY!
    PLEASE DON’T BOOT ANYBODY TODAY SINCE IT’S MY BDAY AND ALL!
    PLEASE GIVE US A PASS! :hug:

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    ChaChellaLaBellaDonDiva! says:

    *touches screen SANDRA IS THAT YOU……………. SHES ALIVE ……………SINGSSSSSS IN MY PROM DRESS TO YOU :whistle: DID YOU EVER KNOW THAT YOUR MYYYYYYYYYYYYYY HEROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO :kiss: WHY DO I FEEL LIKE I’VE WON THE LOTTERY

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    Sandra Rose says:

    Dawn says:

    …yet people like Lawrence, DeWight, Da Brat, who are obviously carpet munchers and tea baggers don’t get the flaming titles?
    ________________

    I rarely ever point out the obvious. :coffee:

  323. 323
    yallcrazy says:

    @SANDRA ROSE

    Is it true that you will be decorating this site in August for me and Candi bday?

    That’s what I had heard.

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    candibfly says:

    of course not!

    i think we were on topic from posts 1 – 50 :shrugs:

  325. 325
    candibfly says:

    twin :rofl:

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    Sandra Rose says:

    Zoe B. says:

    See the first half of comments.
    You know it always goes left after 100 Sandra
    __________________

    True :lol:

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    yallcrazy says:

    *shakes Alex*

    Why are you being antisocial with OUR newest dancer (that hasn’t danced yet!)?

    @Zoe, you got my money?

  328. 328
    yallcrazy says:

    @Yso, I was not being fast. I did not want Phro to fall asleep at his desk.

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    Sandra Rose says:

    Alex says:

    This DaBrat post sure has made u ladies hostile today.
    ___________________

    It’s called pent up sexual frustration. You should save them. :lol:

  330. 330
    Sandra Rose says:

    yallcrazy says:

    @SANDRA ROSE
    Is it true that you will be decorating this site in August for me and Candi bday?
    That’s what I had heard.
    __________________

    Don’t believe everything you hear on the Internet. :D

  331. 331
    yallcrazy says:

    Blue site, Diamonds and Pearls, links to El DeBarge and Prince songs….no too much Auntie.

    But we ain’t got no Timothy Bloom, or ciroc money…

    *heading into a meeting, will check back in*

  332. 332
    Alex says:

    Sandra Rose says:

    Alex says:

    This DaBrat post sure has made u ladies hostile today.
    ___________________

    It’s called pent up sexual frustration. You should save them
    _______________
    Trying to save them is what has them so hostile. Who knew that they didn’t like to share me? :shrug:

  333. 333
    Alex says:

    @Zoe
    I speak to you everyday. :shrug: You usually give me one or two words. I need more….

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    !*LaKErCHiC@*! says:

    @SANDRA :no: WE NEVER DO WE SAAAWYYY AUNTIE :hug: <<<PUSHES URHEAD TOWARDS GIRLS

  335. 335
    yallcrazy says:

    Auntie, I ONLY BELIEVE WHAT I READ ON SANDRAROSE.COM

    *for real leaving til later*

  336. 336
    Zoe B. says:

    @Yall No I don’t know my time slot

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    !*LaKErCHiC@*! says:

    @CHOCO IM HAPPY U GOT IT ALEX DIN’T :lol: BUT THE NEW MEAT IS HALF HISPANIC GET HER COUGAR I BE WAITING IN THE CAVE :rofl:

  338. 338
    Alex says:

    @Laker
    Just because I didn’t respond didn’t mean I didn’t get it. :coffee:

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    ChaChellaLaBellaDonDiva! says:

    YOU HAVE MAIL LADIES

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    ChaChellaLaBellaDonDiva! says:

    ALEX…YOU STILL AINT TOLD ME WHAT I DID :shrug:

  341. 341
    candibfly says:

    #rude

  342. 342
    Alex says:

    @Cha
    I did, I did!! I said post #171
    I was called out for flirting with u!!!

  343. 343
    Dawn says:

    Sandra Rose says:

    yallcrazy says:

    @SANDRA ROSE
    Is it true that you will be decorating this site in August for me and Candi bday?
    That’s what I had heard.
    __________________

    Don’t believe everything you hear on the Internet.

    __________

    I told yall we was going outta town, she ain’t gone be here to decorate chit

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    Phrozen1der says:

    @Brown Nah babes it’s what my patience are saying.. :lol:

    @Yso Shhhh LOL!

    @Sandra Nice gravi!

  345. 345
    Phrozen1der says:

    @Dawn That gravi :rofl: #FreeSweetie

  346. 346
    Dawn says:

    Phrozen1der says:

    @Dawn That gravi #FreeSweetie

    _____________

    I saw that yesterday and I had to post it.

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    Luvmybabygirl samarra says:

    Sorry for this being so randomly :offtopic: but i am feening for a hershey bar with almonds :crying:

  348. 348
    ChaChellaLaBellaDonDiva! says:

    Alex says:

    @ChaCha
    Talk to your friend. Tell her it was all innocent. You told me to imagine you were her.

    sooooooooooooooooo PHRO you gon make me **** the pistol? :think:

  349. 349
    Dawn says:

    Luvmybabygirl samarra says:

    Sorry for this being so randomly but i am feening for a hershey bar with almonds
    ____

    a DYCK AND 2 NUTS?

  350. 350
    Luvmybabygirl samarra says:

    Dawn says:
    a DYCK AND 2 NUTS?

    _________________________________________

    Umm maybe :hump: but i was referring to the chocolate candy bar :shrugs:

  351. 351
    ChaChellaLaBellaDonDiva! says:

    @ ALEX………I CAN NEVA IMITATE ONE OF THE BADDEST…you should know that :nono:

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    kingstonn says:

    CHACHA
    i spoke to you and didn’t get a reply. :mad:

  353. 353
    ChaChellaLaBellaDonDiva! says:

    DIZZZZZZAWAN…you aint speaking :wail: WHY DONT YOU LOVE ME

  354. 354
    Dawn says:

    ChaChellaLaBellaDonDiva! says:

    DIZZZZZZAWAN…you aint speaking WHY DONT YOU LOVE ME

    __________

    Can’t focus, Sandra replied to one of my comments, I’m on cloud 69 until tomorrow

  355. 355
    sexyphillygirl says:

    As many lesbians there is in ATL how can she be lonely??? Wait those are men thinking they are women….neva mind! lol

  356. 356
    Phrozen1der says:

    @ChaCha Hey babes!! :yahoo:

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    ChaChellaLaBellaDonDiva! says:

    kingstonn says:

    CHACHA
    i spoke to you and didn’t get a reply.

    OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH KINGSTONN…you speakin now :think: I CHASED you down with one shoe on in a post one day and you neva eva eva turned back to see me limping and broken down…I THOUGHT YOU FORSAKED MY LOVE………. Hey KING A LING A LING :kiss:

  358. 358
    Alex says:

    @Cha
    I know!! But u pop your coochay so well. :wail:

  359. 359
    kingstonn says:

    @ chacha
    really? oops. :oops:

    you know i pop in and out boo. i sowwy :hug:

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    West Coast Chick says:

    Ahhhhhhhhh shyt- @ Dawn and @ Cha is in da building…. ya’ll get ready to laugh ya azzez off :lol:

    wass good ladies? :waves:

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    Nhere says:

    Da Brat & Mystical, would make a hot duet.

  362. 362
    Nhere says:

    Come back to your real home, the city of haters misses u. :-P

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    MsUntouchable22 says:

    life gets real even for the celebs … this happens everyday someone looses their way and ends up in the system and they only have there family and riht hand by their side … bt its cool stay focused and youll end up back on the top but now is the best time to make yourself over itll help you get through the silence

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