According to a loyal reader, rapper 50 Cent will be named the spokesman for Luster’s new line of Lustrious S-Curl products. She says she’s sending me the official press release as soon as possible.
I’m a little skeptical. I’m not sure if this is legit. So, until I get confirmation, I beg of you: please don’t quote me on this one.
Just let your soul glow
Sexual Chocolate *stump*stump*
S-Curl… Lol!!! Sandra you are cutting up today!!!
and the picture of Oprah…
OMG!!!!
I got to get the Hell out of this office for a minute!!!
Curtis!!!
What is this mess on your head???
DAYUM DAT NICCAH GREASY!
and with those spilt ends!
Did he do that shyt himself and not let a professional do it????
Just let it shine through yeah,
Just let sooooouuuuul glooooooooooooooooow ooh….
Is this the brand that gangstas wear…..
Honey the counsel wants to know if you’ll change your gravi back
just let your soul glow baby feelin’ oh so silky smooth
just let it shine through…just let your soul glow
tss tss tss tss tss < me usin a spray bottle
*tilts head all the way back like Flav* WOWW!!
and speaking of Oprah did anyone catch the show when she brought back Inyanla Azant LAWD it was some HAM going on on that stage
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
To which one? Why, does “the council” not like this one?
wtf? smh then his face is all greasy
Why is he so damn shiny and greasy and oily and just looking like the old guy around the way named Herb or Earl
Y FIDDY Y????????????
I hope he paid the same price for this hairstyle as his stage name:
50 cents!!!!!!!!!!!
Anthing more that that was a RIPP OFF!!!
And who it OPRAH pointing at?! Now she could’ve used that S-Curl treatment that day!!!
but he looked greasy before the s-curl.
The EPITOME of A COON (To Me…)
And for the Mindless Individuals who have a problem with my Assessment… I DON’T Give A SHYT about his Money-n-Fame (Real…) That’s HIS Life and He can live HOWEVER He chooses to
I’m just coming from a Public Perspective of SOMEONE who has made AS MUCH MONEY as Him doesn’t need to do STUFF LIKE THIS… This doing whatever for the ALMIGHTY Dollar is just so BLAH BLAH BLAH
He just LQQKS Far More FOOLISH than RESPECTABLE — IMO
AUNTIE!!!!!!!
y u hafta photoshop dat nucca on the S-Curl box??
@Brown
When I hear that sound I immediately think of Keenan Ivory Wayans as Jheri Curl in Hollywood Shuffle. When that nigga was pop lockin and flingin that shyt….
@Choco yes and they sat right across from each other politely taking not so subliminal shots at each other…the whole episode i kept waiting for Oprah to get fed up and say “bish do you know who i am? i made you”
LUSCIOUS LOLITA AKA SUGA WALLS says:
tss tss tss tss tss < me usin a spray bottle
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Pass the bottle my girl!!! Don't be using up all my durn spray…
Honey the counsel wants to know if you’ll change your gravi back
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bc u 2 dayum fine to make us look at that turrible bish in currently in yo gravi
That Oprah picture gave me a soft-on
Damn you Awesome! I just choked on my chips!
Y’all know dam well this is going to take off in Bama south. Young Nicca’s will follow a trend. Let’s look back there was
Hot comb
perm
Afro
perms again
finger waves
Gerry Curl
Plastic bags
Corn rows
See they follow trends and I know I’ve missed a few
lol cant be real
*in my pimp voice*
Afroossss
You kilded my bru-dda
He was my only bru-dda
I thought he was mister tough guy who laughed at all the soft brothers
LUSCIOUS LOLITA AKA SUGA WALLS says:
tss tss tss tss tss < me usin a spray bottle
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Him and his boys have my permission to jump the stylist that did that to him. And I mean they need to beat his/her azz real bad. Damn Curtis.
@Pryti
Well what did you think of Iyanla behavior I found it tweetering off odd and her being her it was sorta crazy to watch and Azant kept saying she was crazy WTH
Curtis looks as if he has escaped from the Planet of the Apes set. Not sure why but that was my first fuggin thought.
Uhm I would HATE to be the cleaners that got that shirt….talk about “grease around the collar”. GROSS!
@Ohoney Fiddy said he could fry you up one of those poke chops on site…..just lay it on top of his head. Eddie Longstrokes mechanic grease shop towel toupee aint got NOTHING on this!
I ain’t be got no weapon…..
Johnnnnnnnnny….
THIS is why I hate jheri curls!!!!
LUSCIOUS LOLITA AKA SUGA WALLS says:
tss tss tss tss tss < me usin a spray bottle
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YOU MAKE ME SICK LUSC…..
BTW – I know he got shot and all, but he should sue the Dr.'s because they did not check to see if he had LOCKJAW!
Awesome I hate chu!!!!!!!
KDUB have you seen the trailer for the new Planet of The Apes????
THAT SHYT SCARED ME!
@Brown see post #17
@Fayla thanks
@Prynn I’m down for that
KDUB have you seen the trailer for the new Planet of The Apes????
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THAT IS WHAT HE LOOK LIKE….
Chit scared me too!
@Choco I felt like she got a lil bit too caught up in the “im down with Oprah” hype and Queen O had to snatch her back dwn to reality. I was shocked to find out that just like “Dr.” Phil…Ms. “I know whats best for EVERYBODY” had NO formal training or degree… Shes just Rhonda from Brooklyn
Double L and that spray bottle sound!!!!!!! LMAO
I’m not a fan of his and never will be….this is just WRONG
Ms. Luscious @K-Dub
That “Planet of the Apes” LQQKS like it’s going to be a DAMN Good Movie
@MzDimpZ
I HOPE So Too but that won’t change MY Opinion Of HIM Though
pop lock and drop it…pop lock and drop it…
@Pryt
But Iyanla didn’t have her confidence in tack it was almost like she was beggin instead of explaining
MIRS EMAIL
@Choco yea she was…NOW that she has nothing n she needs Big Mama to let her back in lmao
Forget it MIRS I will put it here Im getting my baby pit tonight and he’s 5 weeks old I know it’s young but I got my other pit that age as well – I recall you said you had pits what did you give them as pups and if this isn’t you Im sorry
I already can’t stand Bytch Boy, and then he goes and does this!!!!
KDUB
why when I went home after seein X-Men I had a dream that damn ape was standin over my bed lookin at me like he was doin in the movie!
When I tell you my ass woke up screamin! I’m surprised my neighbors didnt call the police cuz I yelled so loud my throat was sore!
Honey I umm the council want the previous one
@Pryti
I think Oprah will and I look at Oprah as a shrewd business woman which is what she has to be – Iyanla will get her show on OWN but how many ppl watch that network????
Choco aka Hippie says:
Forget it MIRS I will put it here Im getting my baby pit tonight and he’s 5 weeks old I know it’s young but I got my other pit that age as well – I recall you said you had pits what did you give them as pups and if this isn’t you Im sorry
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Awwww, I want a pic as soon as you get it. Boy or girl???? Name?????
I fed her Purina Puppy food, but after 2 weeks, she wouldn’t eat it, so I switched to Beneful Puppy food, which she loved.
When I tell you my ass woke up screamin! I’m surprised my neighbors didnt call the police cuz I yelled so loud my throat was sore!
I know it was one of them gut wrenching screams 
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You know that is probably for a movie (he’s had roles where he rocked braids, he lost huge amounts of weight for other roles, etc…).
Lol- gravity pulls the activator down on your face as oil.
@Choc riiite….I cnt remember where i read it but somebody was saying that Oprah is gonna have to relaunch her show on her own network just to save it
He’s a boy and I named him Jaysn – I think he may still need a lil milk no?
Im sending the pic in email now
Choco I screamed like somebody was tryna slaughter me, it was one of those blood curlin screams!
Then of course I felt stupid afterwards
@Pryt
But ABC or whoever is still airing her shows for the next year right – it may work in her best interest – cuz then her fans will see news shows or are the ones that are airing now new shows I just happened to catch that one last night insomnia
Choco I screamed like somebody was tryna slaughter me, it was one of those blood curlin screams!
Then of course I felt stupid afterwards
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Dont feel bad I do that when I see a stink bug in my house
in the dream I was thinkin dammit I know I’m bout to die but somebody gon hear me bein murdered
but I’m obsessed with Bigfoot and fck what yall gotta say he’s real!!!
her last new episode was like 2 weeks ago. its over for her. i do think they’re running reruns now but im sure Oprah was smart enuff to gain control over that too. Shes gonna have to do something over there on that new network cuz shes making that ish exclusive like its HBO or something and in the meantime its just Dr. Phil, Rachel Ray n Dr.Oz really. Who wants a whole 24/7 network of that?
@ Brownie
u want another pic babe? I got one on deck for ya
Rolls over in the bed to awake Luscious from her bad dream. “I’m sorry, I thought you wouldn’t mind if I gave you a little extra incentive to wake-up”.
When I tell you my ass woke up screamin! I’m surprised my neighbors didnt call the police cuz I yelled so loud my throat was sore!
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The visual got me over here in TEARS! I had a dream one night about somebody chasin my azz down the street with a sword. Not a machete…one of them “Kill Bill” limited edition samuri swords…I was yelling LOUD as hail and scared the purity SHYT outta my kids. They some PONK azzes though if somebody was in there killing me they did not even open my door…prolly figured if there is a killer in there let momma azz DIE THEN. I woke up and my oldest had put her sister in her room and locked HER OWN door.
KDub says:
They some PONK azzes though if somebody was in there killing me they did not even open my door…prolly figured if there is a killer in there let momma azz DIE THEN. I woke up and my oldest had put her sister in her room and locked HER OWN door.
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awww cute big sister lol well at least you know they’ll look out for each other
I woke up and my oldest had put her sister in her room and locked HER OWN door.
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:hugs: @ DYYYYYYYMONDDDDDD
HH
I just might like that incentive, please tell me more
When I lived with my mom I was dreamin somethin was pressin down on my neck and I couldnt breathe and I was layin on my stomach so when i was finally able to scream I screamed for my mom then woke up, well the next day I told her about it and she said “I thought I heard you callin me” so I woukd been dead too
@Pryti
I don’t think it’s over for her but I do think she mail trail blaze are hard as did previously
wont trail blaze WTF is wrong with me
OMG !!! a prince in NY.
I woke up like WHY is your door locked, where is your sister…16 yo was like she in here (she opens the door) YOU was in there hollering and carrying on…
Me: I coulda been HURT. Did you even knock/come in to see what was WRONG with me…??
Her: (Gives me a FUKK NO look)…Well you stopped, so I figured it was a bad dream, but for a second there I was about to call auntie and Uncle Ronnie (my sister and her husband live in our subdivision down the street).
I just KNOW they azzes gonna put me in an old folks home. Won’t even check on my azz in the middle of the night now as it is!
ALBoy says:
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I found it on your Blackplanet.com page
@ Luscious
Just keep you eyes closed while I do my thang.
good photoshop! lol.
That aint nuthin but an ultra perm.
LMAO! He looks greasy!
This better be for a movie role….
Oh God, come on 50. This looks bad lmao. Who ever did his hair should be fired lmao He is either hot or too much juice on his head
Hello everyone – SR Love the insert of 50 on the S-Curl Box -PRICELESS.
LMAO at that box. Pure genius.
Even Becky don’t believe this…… https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/1c543a74ea0e78ed64411478f8813ea4bb5286a99e06ec84f4ec91b59bae0886.jpg