Pink Takes Baby Willow for a Stroll in the Blazing Heat

Sandra Rose June 8, 2011

I certainly hope that Pink and her rocker husband are good parents. It’s kind of hard to tell from these pictures.

According to London tabloid The Daily Mail, Pink, 31, and her husband Carey Hart took baby Willow Sage Hart out for a stroll in Malibu Beach today — 5 days after she gave birth to her.

Pink and Carey are dressed appropriately for the heat. But why is the newborn bundled up in a blanket in the hot sun? Don’t they know that babies have small surface areas and therefore they can’t regulate their body temperatures?

Pink underwent a C-section and she still looks like she’s 8 months pregnant. But the swelling will go down soon and Pink can get back to swinging from poles and thrilling audiences during her concerts. She’s a great entertainer!

Photos: X17online.com

http://www.twitter.com/prytibrownis PrytiBrownIs

that poor baby is BAKING
CFREE

dis bytch uterus is gon fall out
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iZiDGGQs-ZE&feature=related FrenchGal

seeeee this is another reason i dont want children…..
still look pregnant after giving birth….
StillASassyOne

That baby finna have a heat stroke!! And Pink is huge!!

This is why I’m so scared to have kids!! You see that bish?! She is big as a damn villa! Not a house, a VILLA!!!

I’m in the gym 5-6x a week and if all my hard work swelled up like that…… I’d be depressed for sure.
YSoSerious

I like P!nk and I agree that she is a great entertainer. So I will not ask her if they left one in there to bake a little longer.
StillASassyOne

@French

JINX!! We both typed the same thing at the same time. But for real, I thought your stomach went down much quicker than that after birth.

Bish is huge!! Sure she don’t have another one in there?
Ol’ Sarge

None of my children went out of the house until six weeks old, unless it was for a doctors appt.
CFREE

That baby is in danger of all kinds of bacteria and chit wtf is wrong with these dumb phuks <<< smacks the piss out of Pink
StillASassyOne

And JINX to Yso as well…
Tatted Diva

See, what is happening is she is showing Willow how to tan already! Get her going a lil’ early, that way, the earlier the exposure to the sun, the less likely she’ll be looking like a Jersey Shore castmate!
Divinebrown

Pink’s body was bananas pre-baby. You can tell she trains hard. She’ll get it back!
http://MSN Martinigal

Damn, I am burning up right now that poor baby! I think they’re hiding the baby face from the pops, because they’re waiting on the best offer. You know these star like to sell their baby pics.
CFREE

Ol’sarge “SHOOOO NUFFFF” in that gravi
FoxE

Damn!
I guess I was lucky, cuz the day I had her my stomach went down like this—>
StillASassyOne

@Divine

Is it really possible to come back from that?! (above)

That scares the hell outta me. No wonder Bey is scared to have kids! I agree with her now.

LAWD! I’m do the Mimi/Toni Braxton thing and have a lipo surgeon on standby as SOON as I push mine out cause there just aint no way!!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qgjfm0c4dgQ ALBoy

@ Cfree I mean she still smell like hospital and after birth and she on a mountain with a 2 min old baby and Jessie james
CFREE

Its much harder losing the stomach fat after a c-section
Ol’ Sarge

@Free whose the master!
RoderickXYZ

I knew before Pink popped that it wasn’t all baby weight, but damn she is going to need a tanker truck hooked on the other end of that lipo suction.
vero

I don’t know, my son was born on a sunday, i left the clinic the next thursday and with the pediatrician’s agreement, i was out doing my papers and stuff the friday…

he’s 3 1/2 and doing great….
StillASassyOne

This is so random….but am I the only one who is always slightly turned on by the Boost Mobile banner on the main page with Amare giving me “bedroom” eyes. Just looking like he’s about to say: “I eat pu$$y like Skittles.”

:blow:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iZiDGGQs-ZE&feature=related FrenchGal

@saso does this mean i can’t talk now until someone says my name ???
CFREE

ALBoy says:

@ Cfree I mean she still smell like hospital and after birth and she on a mountain with a 2 min old baby and Jessie james
Ms. YaYa

ALBoy says:
I mean she still smell like hospital and after birth and she on a mountain with a 2 min old baby and Jessie james
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@ smelling like after birth and 2 min old baby
CFREE

StillASassyOne says:

@Divine

Is it really possible to come back from that?! (above)

its possible, depending on genetics or how hard u hit the workout. And the sooner the better like right after the six weeks is up. Dont be Scuurred Sassy
jazi65

Gawd dam why is she still big
candibfly

i had to do a double take at the pic cause she surely still looks preggers, i was like didn’t they say she already gave birth?!

maybe she never released the after birth yuck
Tatted Diva

Al says:

I mean she still smell like hospital and after birth and she on a mountain with a 2 min old baby and Jessie james
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@ you callinig carey hart jesse james!
#ihateyouverymuchrightnow
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z-2FbKnu2ec&fmt=18 JayYellaLover

Sandra,I just want you to know soulja Boy dissed on his new song “Conceited”…. Look it up. It’s on world star FlipFlop right now
CFREE

She gave birth 5 days before this pic, ummm… her stomach is not gonna be flat that quick, what world ya’ll living in
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z-2FbKnu2ec&fmt=18 JayYellaLover

soulja Boy dissed you*
StillASassyOne

@French

FRENCH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (You can talk now)

@JayYellsLover
Hey- you get your green card yet? I remember you said you was working on that! Netherlands, right?
FoxE

@CFree

I think it depends on the person… Mines went down.. but she had a C-section so thats probably why.

I’m suprise she’s walking like that
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iZiDGGQs-ZE&feature=related FrenchGal

@candi imma wait the 8hrs to make sure the middle is done for my cookies ight shun? i’ll swing through on the jet when they ready
Ms. YaYa

JayYellaLover says:
Sandra,I just want you to know soulja Boy dissed on his new song “Conceited”…. Look it up. It’s on world star FlipFlop right now
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going to World Star right now!
candibfly

lawd i don’t want to physically have a child, i want a surrogate mother
StillASassyOne

@Cfree
I dunno. I am still not convinced. *looks up at Pink’s pic again*

No bueno.
candibfly

@french then we can have a cookie decorating slumber party! *squeals in delight*
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eLYbDg242EY&safety_mode=true&persist_safety_mode=1 His_Mommy623

*crawls in half dead*

ion know whats worse Zumba or Turbo Jam

i was Turbo Jammin today *faints*

ya’ll tom’bout??
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iZiDGGQs-ZE&feature=related FrenchGal

@SASO I KNEW YOU SAY MY POST BUT WAS JUST WAITING TO ANSWER BACK … HMMP!
FoxE

@JayYella Cuz you thought Sandra cares about Soujla Boy
YSoSerious

Who th fck cares what Soulja Boy says/thinks?

That said, I’m guessing he will be getting his narrow ass handed to him on Twitter in 5, 4, 3, 2…
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eLYbDg242EY&safety_mode=true&persist_safety_mode=1 His_Mommy623

@FoxE
Divinebrown

I AINT NEVER EVER SEEN A STOMACH GO STRAIGHT BACK TO Wash board FLAT AFTER BABY. EVER!!!!!!

I knew a girl that had twins that was RAIL thin pre-baby and she still had hers 6 weeks later. They are almost a year old now and she’s good now but she had to work on it.

I’m sure there’s some zebra stripes on that jawn tho.
mrsloveleigh

maybe it was really early in the day and the weather was nice. We still have nice mornings and i’m in Texas. I’m more so suprised that she’s out hiking if she had a c-section. I would be scared of having a setback
CFREE

@Sassy yeah im just bullchittn it’ll be just my luck have another one and dont bounce back, i wud shank myself
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iZiDGGQs-ZE&feature=related FrenchGal

@CANDI did you say slumber party what should i bring???

I DON’T WANT KIDS I DON’T WANT KIDS I DON’T WANT KIDS

@HIS where you beennnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn??
Feline Feminine

I AINT NEVER EVER SEEN A STOMACH GO STRAIGHT BACK TO Wash board FLAT AFTER BABY. EVER!!!!!!
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I have, and the shyt was taught, tight, and tiger stripe free…I was told it all depends on your genetic make-up. If your mom did not have excessive baby weight and stretch marks, the likely hood of you getting them is very slim…
KDub

You can tell Pink don’t have a momma as she has stated…cause a momma would tell your azz to satchoazz DOWN in the house that baby is a week old and to putcho spanx on for your big arse stomach.
YSoSerious

@SASO

(sonic foot tap)

Tells us what you know asapedly. I’m in a messy mind-frame today.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eLYbDg242EY&safety_mode=true&persist_safety_mode=1 His_Mommy623

@Divine, mines wasnt rock hard but i had no tummy when i came home from the hospital. i was a size zero before i got prego and i didnt gain mad weight…i was literally arguing with mufuggas who was telling me i just didnt have a baby…smh
FoxE

@Divine

Mines wasn’t wash board flat…just a little bit flabby couldn’t tell I was pregnant or gave birth.
MsOnederful

FrenchGal says:

seeeee this is another reason i dont want children…..
still look pregnant after giving birth….

I have 2 kids and 7 days after i gave birth to my son my stomach was no where near as big as Pink’s hers looks like a tumor. Seems strange a lil
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z-2FbKnu2ec&fmt=18 JayYellaLover

@FoxE

To my understanding, Sandra has make various post about Soulja on this blog, some good I believe…I’m sure Sandra would like to hear the tune.

I’m curious as to why he dissed her tho…

@SassyOne

Lol, I have no idea what you are talking about.
http://youtu.be/8A2Mfu0Yc5Q chibytex aka lil red riding hood

FREE says:

She gave birth 5 days before this pic, ummm… her stomach is not gonna be flat that quick, what world ya’ll living in
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Hmmmm I dont know…just maybe she’s not giving a chit about how SHE looks right now…Just maybe her baby is more important…when she’s ready to another album and tour she’ll get back into shape…. ya’ll is VAIN up in here…good grief…and if she had a c-section that belly aint gonna never ever be the same…… (i’m a living witness)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z-2FbKnu2ec&fmt=18 JayYellaLover

made*

(Typo-ing like crazy today)
KDub

Pink’s hers looks like a tumor
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Hers look like another baby got forgotten up in there.
Divinebrown

@Feline…that must’ve been some type of natural phenomena then. I work with patients and I personally havent seen the snap back you speak of. Unless someone you know gave birth to a real live Smurf or something.

My mom doesnt have stretch marks but my sister has a little. I’m sure it’s possible but not common at all!!!!!
MsOnederful

P.s. Pink’s Mom is a Registered Nurse (like Aunt Sandy. some of you don’t know that do you? over @ Temple Univ hospital in philly. Let’s hope she see’s this all over the blogs and advises Pink’s crazy ass Azz to take that baby home; and stay THERE!
YSoSerious

@SASO

Still

@CHIBY

I’m not saying her stomach should be flat and I really do like P!nk. I’m just saying what I think. She still looks pregnant. Not a diss, just the truth.
http://youtu.be/8A2Mfu0Yc5Q chibytex aka lil red riding hood

KDub says:

You can tell Pink don’t have a momma as she has stated…cause a momma would tell your azz to satchoazz DOWN in the house that baby is a week old and to putcho spanx on for your big arse stomach.
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Pink probably gonna have to have some surgery to get rid of that belly…all the working out and spanz in the world is not gonna get her belly back to where it was…
http://www.nowcasting.com/nasirrahim Nasir Rahim

Damn dummy!!!
MsOnederful

chibytex aka lil red riding hood says:

FREE says:
She gave birth 5 days before this pic, ummm… her stomach is not gonna be flat that quick, what world ya’ll living in
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Hmmmm I dont know…just maybe she’s not giving a chit about how SHE looks right now…Just maybe her baby is more important…when she’s ready to another album and tour she’ll get back into shape…. ya’ll is VAIN up in here…good grief…and if she had a c-section that belly aint gonna never ever be the same…… (i’m a living witness)

chibytex sit yo AZZ down. Ain’t no one worried about her coming out with another album or touring we are worried about that poor baby in this heat.
TPtotalpackage

I was in a bikini a month after having my daughter, I can only speak for myself but that just seems to be crazy to still look like that, Pink needs to be at home with a hospital grade breast pump attached to her every chance she gets. Lipo my ass, nothing gets rid of baby fat like breast feeding.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eLYbDg242EY&safety_mode=true&persist_safety_mode=1 His_Mommy623

@smurf

my damn son was skinty but long as hell…i left the hospital in capri pants and a off the shoulder baby tee (stomach covered tho cus i had light stretch marks lol)
StillASassyOne

@JayYella
Stop acting new in front of all of these folks, fool.

Is that something you’d care not to discuss in this forum?
Feline Feminine

@Divine

Lol, yeah the woman is actually a really good friend of mine…I met her when she was pregnant with her second child and after she gave birth she was wearing her regular jeans the very next day. She’s a very small woman naturally, size 0 and petite. But she was wearing midriff tops within weeks and there were no flaws on her skin. It’s all in the genetics and how you care for your body during the pregnancy process…and some women are just meant to hold on to the weight…
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BxQsmJiQ9c8 LUSCIOUS LOLITA AKA SUGA WALLS

KDUB
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eLYbDg242EY&safety_mode=true&persist_safety_mode=1 His_Mommy623
vero

^^ agreed @chiby
StillASassyOne

@Chiby
VAIN AS HELL! I damn near live in the gym and I wish my stomach WOULD give up on me like that!

On a good note- none of the women on my mom’s sie had stretch marks or gain more than about 20 lbs, so I may be good to go. But if not- I will nip, tuck, lipo & laser surgery off any extra fat, saggy skin OR stretch marks if need be.

I like my stomach as she is NOW! I may have to look into a surrogate or something cause I just cant….

*looks at Pink again* SMH…..(walking off)
West Coast Chick

FrenchGal says:

seeeee this is another reason i dont want children…..
still look pregnant after giving birth….

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I didnt
YSoSerious

Why y’all like to set CHIBY off? SMH.
MsOnederful

Hey yso… *waves and smacks butt* Choco get in here!!!!!!!!!!
StillASassyOne

@Yso
Yall still crazy

She is stupid as hell! That baby should be inside. Hmmp

My belly went down in a week That’s what her stupid azz gets!

#dumbhoe
#childservicesneedtobecalled
West Coast Chick

His_Mommy623 says:

@smurf

my damn son was skinty but long as hell…i left the hospital in capri pants and a off the shoulder baby tee (stomach covered tho cus i had light stretch marks lol)

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right! I thought I was the shyt cause my ass grew like nikki menaj’s
but of course, every chick has a different body type
Divinebrown

I can believe it! I BUGGGGGG OUT at some of these women coming in here with these 2 month old babies and 3 other kids dragging behind the, and they looke like nothing ever happened. I LOVE IT!! You can really tell who is determined to get back to their old pre-baby weight.

But the ones coming in here with 1 baby that’s underweight but their azz is still sloppy…….UMMMM. not no but Hail no. You get to the sauna a-fckin sap bish!!!
StillASassyOne

I guess I need to make sure I stay FAR away from a c-section then….. hmmmmmm…..

I will be doing it the old fashioned vaginal birth way with lots of morphine and wine….
West Coast Chick

have, and the shyt was taught, tight, and tiger stripe free…I was told it all depends on your genetic make-up. If your mom did not have excessive baby weight and stretch marks, the likely hood of you getting them is very slim…

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Right! Like my Mom for instance, she had 5 kids and her stomach is flatter than mine ( or was, she gaining some weight in her old age)
Ty

Did anyone hear that Rohan Marley is not claiming some of Lauren’s children? They are even saying Zion (the 1st one) is supposed to be by Wyclef and that Clef was claiming the baby(inside the industry) for years. Rohan supposedly said that he never intended on marrying Lauren and those are not all his kids. Sandra pour the tea
YSoSerious

( @ MSONE from a safe distance)

Hope that wasn’t my ass you was smacking. I don’t play like that with y’all bishes.
MsOnederful

StillASassyOne says:

I like my stomach as she is NOW! I may have to look into a surrogate or something cause I just cant….
*looks at Pink again* SMH…..(walking off)

The first black woman known to man who may pull a Camille Grammer lol. Girl you better carry a gut full of yo Hubb’s seed!
West Coast Chick

vaginal birth way with lots of morphine and wine….

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where did the wine come from?
http://youtu.be/8A2Mfu0Yc5Q chibytex aka lil red riding hood

YSoSerious says:

Why y’all like to set CHIBY off? SMH.
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I’m like most folks I know dont snap back FIVE days after they give birth…in what world?
West Coast Chick

StillASassyOne says:

I like my stomach as she is NOW! I may have to look into a surrogate or something cause I just cant….
*looks at Pink again* SMH…..(walking off)

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MsOnederful

@ Yso it was a Ronnie from player’s club butt smack. You know the “friendly” one lol.
ELove

I THOUGHT Y’all said she ALREADY Had the BABY… Is SHE Pregnant Again (Already…)
Yall still crazy

@Sassy, I had a c-section, went home the next day!(you must prove that you can walk & cough). Wore a the hospital girdle home, wore an girdle for a couple of weeks. Stomach was all the way back right in 2 months top.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BxQsmJiQ9c8 LUSCIOUS LOLITA AKA SUGA WALLS

At Yso
West Coast Chick

and to all the ladies without kids.. just for the record, pink looks a mess, she looks like there may have been twins and the other one wasnt ready to come out She looked extremely gross while pregnant, as did mariah carey.. and this is coming from a mother of 2.. 16 and 2yrs old
Yall still crazy

Yso
StillASassyOne

@MsOnederful

Nuh-unh!! Angie Bassett did it! I’m alright with that! Cause I just can’t! I really just…can’t! I’m trying to get my body to Nicole Kidman status by work (or a damn good surgeon) and a baby could fukk all that up for me.

Pink looks like a Volkswagon Beetle with the trunk hatch up and it just makes me sad…
StillASassyOne

@WCC

Mariah. *straigh face*
Yall still crazy

<—What's up with dude?! Kinda reminds me of Bernie Mac (RIP) when he was doing that stutter man
YSoSerious

That’s why I let my triflin ass aunt have mine.

Two boys and I didn’t gain a single pound (from them at least).
http://youtu.be/8A2Mfu0Yc5Q chibytex aka lil red riding hood

StillASassyOne says:

I guess I need to make sure I stay FAR away from a c-section then….. hmmmmmm…..

I will be doing it the old fashioned vaginal birth way with lots of morphine and wine….
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That’s the catch…u dont know if you will have to have one….I couldnt dialate pass 6 centimeters….(cause you know I got that real tight… :rofl) so they had to take my daughter cause everytime I had a contraction her reate would go down….so they rushed in the room and took her… I was in labor 19 hrs…water had broke and everything…I thought everything was going fine…
StillASassyOne

Amendment to post #93

“Nicole Kidman” should read “Nicole Murphy”

Thanks for your time.
Feline Feminine

Did anyone hear that Rohan Marley is not claiming some of Lauren’s children? They are even saying Zion (the 1st one) is supposed to be by Wyclef and that Clef was claiming the baby(inside the industry) for years. Rohan supposedly said that he never intended on marrying Lauren and those are not all his kids. Sandra pour the tea
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I heard about this too…and I actually believe him for some reason…
http://youtu.be/8A2Mfu0Yc5Q chibytex aka lil red riding hood

*heart rate
ELove

@WCC (Comment #91)
MF-ing CO-SIGH Dat SHYT !!!
melinla

Didn’t read all the posts…. but it’s not that hot out here… it’s sunny, but not hot. And at the beach the ocean breeze can be cool for a baby.
kingstonn

brownie is that you in your gravi? awwwwwww.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iZiDGGQs-ZE&feature=related FrenchGal

@yall where we riding to today
West Coast Chick

ELove says:

I THOUGHT Y’all said she ALREADY Had the BABY… Is SHE Pregnant Again (Already…)

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Right! MOST women don’t have that huge stomach after birth. If you have a large body naturally and is afraid of gaining and maintaining pregnancy weight, then you’ll need to be mindful of eating right and exercising. She could have done better weight wise
MsOnederful

ELove says:

I THOUGHT Y’all said she ALREADY Had the BABY… Is SHE Pregnant Again (Already…)

Either that or she swallowed a basketball. Cuz baby im sorry after i had my son i did not look like i was still pregnant. This is like really crazy 2 me. Pink has Sassy a nervous wreck concerning child birth (after effect) now lol. Sass totally forgot about Angela n dem twins..
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BxQsmJiQ9c8 LUSCIOUS LOLITA AKA SUGA WALLS

Dub C
so you started all over huh
StillASassyOne

@Yall
I can’t take any chances. Gonna buy me an “oven” to bake my seeds in. I’d rather not take the risk anymore. Pink done just screwed up my WHOLE outlook on pregnancy.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iZiDGGQs-ZE&feature=related FrenchGal

StillASassyOne says:

@Yall
I can’t take any chances. Gonna buy me an “oven” to bake my seeds in. I’d rather not take the risk anymore. Pink done just screwed up my WHOLE outlook on pregnancy.

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don’t use @candi’s easy bake oven cause if you do your babies will come out grown adults cooked in the middle
http://youtu.be/8A2Mfu0Yc5Q chibytex aka lil red riding hood

StillASassyOne says:

@MsOnederful

Nuh-unh!! Angie Bassett did it! I’m alright with that! Cause I just can’t! I really just…can’t! I’m trying to get my body to Nicole Kidman status by work (or a damn good surgeon) and a baby could fukk all that up for me.

Pink looks like a Volkswagon Beetle with the trunk hatch up and it just makes me sad…
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U sound real selfish….
StillASassyOne

@MsOnederful

LOL! I ain’t forgot about them. I can’t. She said “I have twins now” and sent me scurrying back on Google trying to find pics of a preggo Angie. That bish got over on me! She meant she “sponsored” twins, her azz ain’t “have” nary a kid!

My eyes have been open to the many other possibilities since then…
West Coast Chick

ELove says:

@WCC (Comment #91)
MF-ing CO-SIGH Dat SHYT !!!
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right! Now, on the other hand.. Alica Keys should STAY pregnant! She looked beautiful and sexy.. reminded me of my pregnancy
YSoSerious

@MSONE

A “friendly” ass smack huh?…Well I guess that’s okay then.

You get a pass for referencing the greatest hood/skripper movie to ever grace the sliver screen.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BxQsmJiQ9c8 LUSCIOUS LOLITA AKA SUGA WALLS

pregnancy is a beautiful thang!
#eventhoughidonthaveany
http://youtu.be/8A2Mfu0Yc5Q chibytex aka lil red riding hood

don’t use @candi’s easy bake oven cause if you do your babies will come out grown adults cooked in the middle
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looking like LeBron James…..
MsOnederful

StillASassyOne says:

Amendment to post #93
“Nicole Kidman” should read “Nicole Murphy”
Thanks for your time.

Note taken. No wait! Not nicole murphy she’s built like a man you can keep nicole kidman or hell Nicole richie ooop i almost typed NB’s name .. lol
Ty

Ok so how do u get rid of the kangaroo pouch after a c section? I am back to my original weight and clothes but I cant shake this damn bulge?
West Coast Chick

LUSCIOUS LOLITA AKA SUGA WALLS says:

Dub C
so you started all over huh

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I know, right! I must be crazy.. I was almost to the finish line but I love my son, thats my
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BxQsmJiQ9c8 LUSCIOUS LOLITA AKA SUGA WALLS
Feline Feminine

pregnancy is a beautiful thang!
#eventhoughidonthaveany
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Nothing more beautiful than the miracle of life and being God’s vessel for its existence…
ELove

@MsOnderful
I’m CONVINCED that Angelina isn’t from this Planet (Word…)

YT Female (And a Extremely PALE ONE At That…) with Naturally FULL-LIPS, Crack-Head SKINNY but can have TWINS and DROP Baby-Weight LIKE Elephants Shyt Basketball Size Turds (Ri-DAMN-Diculous…)
http://youtu.be/8A2Mfu0Yc5Q chibytex aka lil red riding hood

right! Now, on the other hand.. Alica Keys should STAY pregnant! She looked beautiful and sexy.. reminded me of my pregnancy
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I felt the most sexist and prettiest when I was pregnant…hell more dudes was trying to holla at me WHILE I was pregant than before….my skin was glowing and everything…. I loved being pregnant!!!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BxQsmJiQ9c8 LUSCIOUS LOLITA AKA SUGA WALLS

SASSY OLE SELFISH ASS!
StillASassyOne

@French
I hate you so much! I has that problem with my cheap, faulty- azz Easy-Bake oven too!

@chibytex aka lil red riding hood says:

U sound real selfish….

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Ain’t I though? Girl! You ain’t know? I’m selfish, vain, stuck-up, conceited, bourgie, narcissistic and every other synonym to say that I will not allow my azz to blow up like the Goodyear blimp from some kids when ther are other options.

I am not finna be looking like Mamie or Ms. Jane Pittman so somebody else can see me as a “selfless” individual. Got the game fukked up.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BxQsmJiQ9c8 LUSCIOUS LOLITA AKA SUGA WALLS
YSoSerious

(sits next to LUSCIOUS)

It must be something in the air here at SR today, I swear.
http://youtu.be/8A2Mfu0Yc5Q chibytex aka lil red riding hood

Ty says:

Ok so how do u get rid of the kangaroo pouch after a c section? I am back to my original weight and clothes but I cant shake this damn bulge?
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Lipo!!!!!!!!
Feline Feminine

@Sassy

Remember, Nicole Murphy popped out 5 or 6 kids herself…
ELove

@WCC
Yeah A-Keys was definitely Glowingly-Beautiful during her Pregnancy UP UNTIL she walked the Red-Carpet with that Head-Jewelry & That Gray Outfit LQQKING LIKE a Baby Elephant
StillASassyOne

@MSOne
I want Nicole Murphy’s body, not her face! I saw a pic of her leaving the gym a few months back on NB’s site and she’s been my inspiration ever since! You should see the ratio from her tits to her waist to her hips.

THAT’S what a good health/fitness plan SHOULD do!
FoxE

FrenchGal says:

don’t use @candi’s easy bake oven cause if you do your babies will come out grown adults cooked in the middle
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Yall still crazy

Frenchie, park your jetski
and hop in my speedboat—>

I am dragging soujaboy’s bish through the manatees……………

Where ya wanna go next?
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Shiddd, I was in Target and got a glimpse of the New & Updated versions of the easy bake ovens, them things look too fancy
StillASassyOne

@Feline

I know…but I would be remiss if I tried to act like I didn’t know she had some “tuning-up” done after all those kids. I’m not mad at her though. She looks great to be in her 40s and I can only help that by staying active and eating right, that I can look close to that in my 40s as well whether I have 2, 6 or 0 kids.
Yall still crazy

LUSCIOUS LOLITA AKA SUGA WALLS says:

pregnancy is a beautiful thang!
#eventhoughidonthaveany
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I concur Brown. It’s a blessing. Alot of folks are unable to have kids and spend alot of money to get fertile.
http://youtu.be/8A2Mfu0Yc5Q chibytex aka lil red riding hood

Ain’t I though? Girl! You ain’t know? I’m selfish, vain, stuck-up, conceited, bourgie, narcissistic and every other synonym to say that I will not allow my azz to blow up like the Goodyear blimp from some kids when ther are other options.

I am not finna be looking like Mamie or Ms. Jane Pittman so somebody else can see me as a “selfless” individual. Got the game fukked up.
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I guess she told me……
flsun99

StillASassyOne says:

I like my stomach as she is NOW! I may have to look into a surrogate or something cause I just cant….
*looks at Pink again* SMH…..(walking off)

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I ain’t mad at you. I gave birth to three kids and I don’t remember how my stomach looked before having kids. If you can afford it; do it!! Ain’t nuthin’ cute about child birth other than holding that pretty baby in your arms. It’s uncomfortable and not the biz. I hear women say being pregnant is wonderful….bullshyt! I love my children but I didn’t like being pregnant. #realtalk
FoxE

@Sassy

I hate you!!
StillASassyOne

@Chiby
Nope, I enlightened you. You’re welcome.
Feline Feminine

@Sassy

I wouldn’t even let it bother me if I were you…I don’t have children yet, but hubby and I are trying for one and I’ve always been naturally tall and thin all my life and I will admit I’m nervous…but I look at the women in my family and I get more relaxed…they all are perfectly fine after giving birth, so I’ll take the risk and if I have to I’ll work my buns off to get back in shape…but giving birth is a gift that you also give to your husband, many women wish they could do so…
http://youtu.be/8A2Mfu0Yc5Q chibytex aka lil red riding hood

I concur Brown. It’s a blessing. Alot of folks are unable to have kids and spend alot of money to get fertile.
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Exactly! Some people would KILL to have a baby….and they wouldnt give a damn what they looked like afterwards….
Yall still crazy

@whoever said Amare looked yummy up top.

He looks blowed, but in a sexy good, talking ish kinda way…
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BxQsmJiQ9c8 LUSCIOUS LOLITA AKA SUGA WALLS

at Sassy
http://youtu.be/8A2Mfu0Yc5Q chibytex aka lil red riding hood

StillASassyOne says:

@Chiby
Nope, I enlightened you. You’re welcome.
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Girl you funny!!
MsOnederful

Sass just googled pics of Nicole M. Sheesh! ur right body is actually not bad it is just the face lol. 2 bad i have D’s on my top shelf. cuz Babyyyyyy *googles breast reduction costs, risks etc..*
WUTWUZMISSIN!

I have a section and boy… a sneeze is like an atomic bomb went off! Hurts like hell… loved the drugs they give you the first couple days though…
Feline Feminine

lol, well dayum!

Girl, your name ain’t “sassy” for nuthin
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iZiDGGQs-ZE&feature=related FrenchGal

Yall still crazy says:

Frenchie, park your jetski
and hop in my speedboat—>

I am dragging soujaboy’s bish through the manatees……………

Where ya wanna go next?
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Shiddd, I was in Target and got a glimpse of the New & Updated versions of the easy bake ovens, them things look too fancy

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i wanna easy bake oven!! someone buy me one!

*hopes yall is still waiting for me by the dock*
if she is i’m doing back flips onto the boat…

*grabs the crobar to beat soulja poos ass*
YSoSerious

Even before I got my boys from my aunt through the state, I never planned on having any kids of my own.

It’s sad that other folks can’t have babies but what that got to do with my womb and what I choose to do with it?
Yall still crazy

Errbody’s different. My 10 months (yes, that’s what it really is) were awesome. No weight gain anywhere but in my belly. No strecth marks until the last couple months. I did get a big ole belly, but that’s it.

Not one damn food craving!And I didn’t know I needed a c-section until being 1 1/2 overdue #breachbaby
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iZiDGGQs-ZE&feature=related FrenchGal

in other news did you guys see some of the new emoticons?!?!?

<~~~~~~ like this one
http://youtu.be/8A2Mfu0Yc5Q chibytex aka lil red riding hood

but giving birth is a gift that you also give to your husband, many women wish they could do so…
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You see where Camille Grammar is…she refused to have a REAL baby for Kelsey and he left her for one who would….

So now Camille got that perfect body, but no husband to show it to….her washboard abs and flat stomach still didnt stop her man from cheating….
StillASassyOne

@Chiby

Exactly! Some people would KILL to have a baby….and they wouldnt give a damn what they looked like afterwards….

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Awwww! That is so true and you’re right. Lotsa people would. Welp- lucky for me, I ain’t one of those people. I’m fertile as hell and I DO care about what I look like afterward. It is not sexy to go from a size 3 to a size 12 after having kids because you are too lazy to work it off or it’s just “baby weight.”

That might be some sh*t that you and your husband prefer, and if so, more power to ya’ll, but no me. I don’t relish the thought of running around looking like a refrigerator because I let myself go after a couple of kids just because “oh- it’s childbirth and not everyone can do it.”
StillASassyOne

@Chiby

LOL! You do know that men cheat on fat, outta shape bishes who naturally had several of their kids too, right? I really hate to break it to you, but I wasn’t sure if you knew that. You are not any more likely to keep your man (or just keep him faithful) because you split your clit and look like a Dodge Charger afterward now, Jussayin…
Yall still crazy

<—speedboat

Frenchie, don't get to used to this speedboat, cuz I think that I'll be upgrading it tomorrow

*whispers* I think we lost oleyella with the manatees…
http://youtu.be/8A2Mfu0Yc5Q chibytex aka lil red riding hood

Yall still crazy says:

Errbody’s different. My 10 months (yes, that’s what it really is) were awesome. No weight gain anywhere but in my belly. No strecth marks until the last couple months. I did get a big ole belly, but that’s it.
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My 10 months were great too. I didnt have to work…I stayed at the beauty shop all the time. I was active in my chapter. I traveled. I planned parties for people… And I only gained TWO breast sizes… (all my weight went to my :boobs:)

Pregancy was the chit to me…Now it may not be so great the next time…but my first experience was awesome….
GAGIRL87

I’m sure Pink will lose the baby weight that’s no question, and I thought you couldn’t take the baby out until 6 weeks and thats only for a doctors appt (white people r different) … I struggled with my baby weight for a while and I had to work out excessively to get back in shape (daymn you kfc biscuits)… I don’t care what nobody says your body is never the same again after giving birth… But I agree it does depend on genetics my mom is 48 and she still is a bad bish…
WUTWUZMISSIN!

chibytex aka lil red riding hood says:

I concur Brown. It’s a blessing. Alot of folks are unable to have kids and spend alot of money to get fertile.
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Exactly! Some people would KILL to have a baby….and they wouldnt give a damn what they looked like afterwards….
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My friend wanted a baby so bad. When she finally got pregnant she was happy. She still clowns herself and say her stomach looks like an old stretched out ribbed sock
West Coast Chick

ELove says:

@WCC
Yeah A-Keys was definitely Glowingly-Beautiful during her Pregnancy UP UNTIL she walked the Red-Carpet with that Head-Jewelry & That Gray Outfit LQQKING LIKE a Baby Elephant

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you know its over between us, right??!!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BxQsmJiQ9c8 LUSCIOUS LOLITA AKA SUGA WALLS

at Dodge Charger
StillASassyOne

@MsOneferful
She hot, ain’t she?! Body is TIGHT!! That’s my goal- I just want some definition in my abs like that. She looks great!

@Feline
You’ll probably be okay then. Your family has good genes. Half of my family looked great after birth, the others, not so much. It may be a toss-up for me.

@Yso
Exactly. Apparently, I’m supposed to be okay putting on weight like 5 fat bishes in a Civic just because some other kids can’t reproduce.

Que sera…
Yall still crazy

*gives Frenchie her very 1st Easy Bake Custom Cake Oven*

#probablynotthenameoftheoven
YSoSerious

(hops on YALL’s speedboat)

I think we might need to make a quick exit if we don’t get a soon.
FoxE

chibytex aka lil red riding hood says:

Exactly! Some people would KILL to have a baby….and they wouldnt give a damn what they looked like afterwards….
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Everyone cares what they look like, its just a matter of whether or not they will find excuses as to why they look like sh!t,

I concur that pregnancy is a beautiful thing! But if you dont care how you look, how can you expect your child to care either..And this applies to people who become unhealthy because they dont care… #Parents set examples #Children follow examples
Feline Feminine

I only want to go through pregnancy for the bonding time and feeling of the baby inside me moving and growing…I hear that experience is priceless…
http://youtu.be/8A2Mfu0Yc5Q chibytex aka lil red riding hood

Chiby

LOL! You do know that men cheat on fat, outta shape bishes who naturally had several of their kids too, right? I really hate to break it to you, but I wasn’t sure if you knew that. You are not any more likely to keep your man (or just keep him faithful) because you split your **** and look like a Dodge Charger afterward now, Jussayin…
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Damn getting so offensive! I’m sorry you got sat on by fat kid when you was little Sheesh!! Or did the fat kid in the class take your lunch!!

God probably wont BLESS you to have one anyway…I’m sure he wouldnt want a person like you to raise his BLESSINGS anyway….

It takes a SELF-LESS person to be a mommy!! And you dont fit the bill darling….
Yall still crazy

because my boobies did not grow during pregancy.

#stillteamperkytatasthough
Yall still crazy

*hands Yso her Captain’s hat*
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iZiDGGQs-ZE&feature=related FrenchGal

<~~~~ me on yall's speedboat crusing with my hair blowing in the wind real sexii like ……..

*glad we lost that mofo* ooooooo is that an arm floating from a far??!

*kanyeshrug*

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as i accept my easy bake oven custom with grills from yall
youda best!
West Coast Chick

Feline Feminine says:

I only want to go through pregnancy for the bonding time and feeling of the baby inside me moving and growing…I hear that experience is priceless…

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OMG! words cannot explain how beautiful the whole experience is.. I loved it.. I’d have plenty more if I wasnt so old and afraid of raising kids until Im 70!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3IW7_eSIXp4 OHoney

I’m in here and I know @Yall is really happy about it
Yall still crazy

*yells* Yso & Frenchie, let’s go. Stat.
SamYell JacksEm is AWESOME

I only gained about 10lbs with my last baby……
ELove

@GAGAIRL
THAT baby-Weight you speak of regarding Pink LQQKS LIKE A Stomach-TUMOR… It BET if you kick her in the Tummy You Would BREAK Your F-ing FOOT

@WCC
I’m Sorry BABY but that IMAGE for Quite Frightening (To Me…) The ONLY things Swizzy-The-PIMP was missing was The Leash & The Whip
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BxQsmJiQ9c8 LUSCIOUS LOLITA AKA SUGA WALLS

Sup Honey
YSoSerious

@YALL

So does that make you Tennille?
GAGIRL87

If your fat you can lose weight that’s no problem but if your ugly then your phucked up b/c you can’t do chit to your face…
Feline Feminine

Sandra…

Folks is catching feelings in this post… #cantwealljustgetalong

*still eats on the sidelines*
http://youtu.be/8A2Mfu0Yc5Q chibytex aka lil red riding hood

I concur that pregnancy is a beautiful thing! But if you dont care how you look, how can you expect your child to care either..And this applies to people who become unhealthy because they dont care… #Parents set examples #Children follow examples
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You missed the whole point…my point is that when most women who’ve tried many times to get pregant….they are not worried about gaining weight…they happy and BLESSED that they have concieved….

I never said not to work out and get your body back in shape after pregnancy….Not once did I say that…
Yall still crazy

<–speedboat pulling back around to pick up Honey.

Frenchie, he's bytch made, so he'll float….
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3IW7_eSIXp4 OHoney

*gasp* Brown…is….that…you? *sings* you are so beautiful to meee
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iZiDGGQs-ZE&feature=related FrenchGal

<~~~ me doing hand stands as i notice @honey come on deck

@honey what up sexxii
West Coast Chick

You see where Camille Grammar is…she refused to have a REAL baby for Kelsey and he left her for one who would….

So now Camille got that perfect body, but no husband to show it to….her washboard abs and flat stomach still didnt stop her man from cheating….

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I think her personality is out of order.. and they didnt have ANY chemistry when I watched them on the show.. I saw them walking the red carpet on E once, and it was almost like 2 strangers
#weird
candibfly

i guess i’m in the minority that doesn’t care if i ever have kids and doesn’t want to experience the ‘beautifulness of being pregnant/giving birth’

i’d rather have a surrogate to go through all the pain and body transformation.
Yall still crazy

I don’t know Yso, am I? *whispers* I just want the boat named after me and my pics on the side, em kay?
FoxE

Wow… I didn’t know GOD was posting comments on this here blog.

Sandra girl you are famous foreal!!
YSoSerious

@AWESOME

No need to be bragging and sht.

Unless you gained it an area where girth is appreciated.
HOTT CHA CHA

Feline Feminine says:

I AINT NEVER EVER SEEN A STOMACH GO STRAIGHT BACK TO Wash board FLAT AFTER BABY. EVER!!!!!!
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I have, and the shyt was taught, tight, and tiger stripe free…I was told it all depends on your genetic make-up. If your mom did not have excessive baby weight and stretch marks, the likely hood of you getting them is very slim…

This is very true… My mama got six and she look like she had six.. I look like I had 2. Pink was really big so its not uncommon for her to still have a pouch five days thereafter…her belly is still swollen and stretched. I am in Cali and its not that hot….how do we know they werent going from one door to another…hiking…for real I didnt have a C SECTION but the baby weight is the hardest thing I ever had to deal with. My youngest will be nine and I will never have them abs I had before I had my son 11 years ago. NEVER, unless I get a tummy tuck.

YALL HARSH…
http://youtu.be/8A2Mfu0Yc5Q chibytex aka lil red riding hood

Yall still crazy says:

because my boobies did not grow during pregancy.

#stillteamperkytatasthough
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Girl ALL my weight went to my boobs….I could fit jeans and bottoms after I had my daughter…but my tops and bras….that was a no go!!!
candibfly

did awesome say he gained sympathy weight?
Feline Feminine

I never said not to work out and get your body back in shape after pregnancy….Not once did I say that…
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working out and getting back to a healthy and fit weight is a good thing and should be heavily promoted amongst new mothers (and older ones too )…I heard breast feeding does wonders for getting rid of the baby weight…
StillASassyOne

@Chiby
People like you really entertain me. Your own insecurities pop up anytime a topic comes up concerning outward appearance. Oh what- you don’t think everybody has noticed, Chi?

Light skinned chicks. Long haired chicks. Skinny chicks. In shape chicks. Big bootied chicks.. Brown skinned chicks. Rich chicks. All of them garner some criticism from you because either 1) You can’t compete to join the crowd or 2) you used to be one or all of the above and can’t get back there.

How the heck would a self-deprecating, insecure, person who cloaks their obvious disgust of self as contempt for others who take pride in appearance know what God will or will NOT bless me with? And why are you the authority on what consititutes “selflessness”? I’ve got two small nephews that I’ve been going broke for since 2006 when my bro died and their ghetto azz mama fell off and if that doesn’t constitute “selflessness” at 20- I don’t know what does. I can’t even finish grad school because I have to k ick in for THEIR private school.

You want to know what “selfishness” is, Chiby? It’s when you despise the reflection in the mirror so fukking much that you can’t even give props to others where it’s due because you are too busy lamenting your inability to do the same.

No, dear. YOU actually sound real “selfish.”
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3IW7_eSIXp4 OHoney

@French hey girl look at you doin all htat extra for lil ole me. Come sit ova here with me in the “Nice people on SR.com” corner.
West Coast Chick

The ONLY things Swizzy-The-PIMP was missing was The Leash & The Whip

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ELove
WUTWUZMISSIN!

@StillSassy…. why you so mad right now pookie? Look not everybody lose thier weight at birth and some do. Example. My mom had seven! stomack is still flat at 73 years old now my niece… started out a size 10 had one kid is in a size 24 her son is 5. Every womans different and everyone isn’t meant to be a parent either. some of the most fertile women can be crazy too. Look at the mothers who went crazy and killed thier kids, or Octomom hello. What I’m saying is your body is your body (sounds quite sexy might I add) you do you boo. We shouldn’t knock those who do or don’t decide to have kids.
*straightens peacelovin halo*
GAGIRL87

@Elove being pregnant is no mutherphuking joke it was not beautiful to me that chit was horrible just like somebody said the only good thing was my baby.. The mood swings, the weight gain, swollen feet, food cravings etc only speaking for myself btw… And a bish like me loves fashion I couldn’t wait to get my foot back in my heels and skinny jeans like I said you can lose weight with time and effort and eating right but being ugly is forever
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iZiDGGQs-ZE&feature=related FrenchGal

it’s not so much how my body will look after birth but more so what I will do with the child after birth.

I don’t want to raise a child i just don’t. I dont want that responsibility…

I’m 28 now and i’ve got about 7 more years after that i will not have any kids….cutting myself off at 35
StillASassyOne

@Candi

Girl, don’t worry about it. Apparently God won’t bless your selfish azz with babies, either. :eyeroll:

The nerve of these hoes..
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eLYbDg242EY&safety_mode=true&persist_safety_mode=1 His_Mommy623

what the hell are ya’ll tom’bout???
candibfly

dayum
ELove

@candi (Comment #183)
YOU’RE going to make some Lucky Billionaire a VERY HAPPY MAN… THAT made me think about this L&O episode where a Female went STR8 Crazy over Her EGGS getting destroyed in a Fertility Clinic (Great Episode Too…)
http://youtu.be/8A2Mfu0Yc5Q chibytex aka lil red riding hood

This is very true… My mama got six and she look like she had six.. I look like I had 2. Pink was really big so its not uncommon for her to still have a pouch five days thereafter…her belly is still swollen and stretched. I am in Cali and its not that hot….how do we know they werent going from one door to another…hiking…for real I didnt have a C SECTION but the baby weight is the hardest thing I ever had to deal with. My youngest will be nine and I will never have them abs I had before I had my son 11 years ago. NEVER, unless I get a tummy tuck.

YALL HARSH…
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And that’s real talk….

Being a mommy isnt for everyone…it takes scarafice….your body will never be the same…hell for that matter your ENTIRE LIFE will never be the same…that’s why its called Motherhood!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qgjfm0c4dgQ ALBoy

@ Elove it was on this weekend!
StillASassyOne

@Wut

Huh? I’m not the one knocking whether people do have kids or not. I’m apparently getting knocked about MY decision to have kids or not. You may have been reading a requote from somebody else to me.
Ms. YaYa
YSoSerious

Isn’t it more selfish to have a baby when you don’t really want one just because someone else thinks you should?

You run the risk of resenting that child for the rest of your/its life and wouldn’t that be worse than not having one at all?

Can’t we let those that want to push out babies push them out and let those that don’t not for whatever reason they can live with.
Feline Feminine

@French

I’m 28 now and i’ve got about 7 more years after that i will not have any kids….cutting myself off at 35
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I know that’s right… anything past 35 is taking alot of health risks too…
candibfly

i have snoopy and that’s all that matters!
West Coast Chick

Right @ WUT.. I gained hips, tits and azz when I was pregnant.. but I lost it

#reverse effect
Yall still crazy

Twin & Sassy, that’s yall’s decision. End of case.

I really have no opinion about it. Because deep down I think that yall will change your minds someday (for whatever reason).

I’d rather you be this way, than be chicken heads having babies that don’t want them and/or don’t take care of them.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eLYbDg242EY&safety_mode=true&persist_safety_mode=1 His_Mommy623

soooo my btch SASO in here serving btchs again huh?

Candayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
StillASassyOne

Talking “sacrifices” from the chick who can’t sacrifice a double-down burger enough to hit a gym so she can feel better about herself as well…

Apparently- fat bishes make better parents. Oh well.

I done heard it all! Good night, folks!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qgjfm0c4dgQ ALBoy

I think its selfish to not swallow
Yall still crazy

Now, who else is jumping in this speedboat? We’re off to the islands
candibfly

Yall still crazy says:

Twin & Sassy, that’s yall’s decision. End of case.

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there wasn’t really a case open. at least not that i was aware of. just stating my membership on #teamemptyuterus

the debate is over that way ———–>

@His
West Coast Chick

YSoSerious says:

Isn’t it more selfish to have a baby when you don’t really want one just because someone else thinks you should?

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who we talkin bout? Beyonce?

no, but seriously, kids aint no joke.. do it because U feel its the right thing for U to do!
http://youtu.be/8A2Mfu0Yc5Q chibytex aka lil red riding hood

And why are you the authority on what consititutes “selflessness”? I’ve got two small nephews that I’ve been going broke for since 2006 when my bro died and their ghetto azz mama fell off and if that doesn’t constitute “selflessness” at 20- I don’t know what does. I can’t even finish grad school because I have to k ick in for THEIR private school.

You want to know what “selfishness” is, Chiby? It’s when you despise the reflection in the mirror so fukking much that you can’t even give props to others where it’s due because you are too busy lamenting your inability to do the same.
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Girl please…. You the one sound insecure about yourself….God forbid if you gain weight….then no one will want you…cause you probably USE your looks to get places….

Just cause you part-time take care of your nephews dont mean chit…Pop a baby out..it takes more than spending to raise a child….

Aint chit about me low-self esteem. I’m happy with the person I see in the mirror honey bun. I have a hard-working husband who has allowed me to sit at home, raise our child. I travel when I want to…and I aint worked in 2 and half years….

You got defensive when I said what I said…it must be true!!!
:coffee;
candibfly

StillASassyOne says:

Talking “sacrifices” from the chick who can’t sacrifice a double-down burger enough to hit a gym so she can feel better about herself as well…

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i say got damn! *hoots and howls ignorantly*
ELove

@ALBoy
Dawg… Those are some of the MOST SELFISH MF-ing Females walking THE Planet EARTH
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eLYbDg242EY&safety_mode=true&persist_safety_mode=1 His_Mommy623

*hops on Yalls speedboat*
since ALL yall btchs keep acting like I’m not fuggin here
*dueces*
YSoSerious

(holds on tightly to my captain’s hat and ducks down as low as I can)
http://youtu.be/8A2Mfu0Yc5Q chibytex aka lil red riding hood

tillASassyOne says:

Talking “sacrifices” from the chick who can’t sacrifice a double-down burger enough to hit a gym so she can feel better about herself as well…

Apparently- fat bishes make better parents. Oh well.

I done heard it all! Good night, folks!
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Apparently it didnt work for your mama HOE!!!!!!!
HOTT CHA CHA

GAGIRL87 says:

If your fat you can lose weight that’s no problem but if your ugly then your phucked up b/c you can’t do chit to your face…

CO MUTHAFLUCKIN SIGN
candibfly

@Elove good day sir
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iZiDGGQs-ZE&feature=related FrenchGal

OHoney says:

@French hey girl look at you doin all htat extra for lil ole me. Come sit ova here with me in the “Nice people on SR.com” corner.

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~~~> me headed to the with honey bunny
StillASassyOne

@Yall

I don’t think anybody in here took me or Candi that damn serious except one or two who were feeling insecure about themselves. Most people have enough sense to not take what is written about on this forum in stone. I want kids- (1 or 2), and will more than likely end up having them the vaginal way, but just because I made a few comments about maybe a surrogate or some lipo, this one chick gets all up on her high llama and starts feeling like she should hand down “rights to bear” children. That ho takes every comment on this site to heart like it’s finna be written on her tomb stone and it gets on my damn nerves.

Can’t even say somebody is attractive without her accusing you of hating your mama, your daddy, yourself, God, your dog and the roaches in your kitchen. That chick needs a damn vacation.
West Coast Chick

ALBoy says:

I think its selfish to not swallow
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eLYbDg242EY&safety_mode=true&persist_safety_mode=1 His_Mommy623

@Al, Eluvah AND CANDIs ignant ass

@Saso & Chi woosah baby woooooooosahhhhh
Yall still crazy

twin, that was my way of saying “moving on, next subject”.
Feline Feminine

@yall

Let me jump on!
WUTWUZMISSIN!

StillASassyOne says:

@Wut

Huh? I’m not the one knocking whether people do have kids or not. I’m apparently getting knocked about MY decision to have kids or not. You may have been reading a requote from somebody else to me.
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What I am sayin is don’t waste your energy arguing your point. Don’t ever let someone who doesn’t,live, eat, or sleep with you every day get you that upset baby doll. When a person brings you out of your self enough to go in like that… They win. Let it go Sassy Momma here… better?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qgjfm0c4dgQ ALBoy

@ Elove I know right you should be glad that I would bestow such an honor in your throat but alas they are ungratful and indeed selfish!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3IW7_eSIXp4 OHoney

*gasp*
ELove

@candi
Hows it Going FLY-GURL (Or Rather The Fly-EST Gurl Imaginable…)
candibfly

@twin mkay

@his why i gotta be ignant?!
Feline Feminine

@Alboy and ELove

I’m really trying to get over my selfishness…
WUTWUZMISSIN!

ALBoy says:

I think its selfish to not swallow
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You must have read my last Gravi that stated:

If at first you don’t succeed… Keep on suckin til you do succeed..
West Coast Chick

Can’t even say somebody is attractive without her accusing you of hating your mama, your daddy, yourself, God, your dog and the roaches in your kitchen.
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@ the roaches in your kitchen

Sassy! to the corner please!
candibfly

@elove *giggles like a school girl* i really am the flyest when u think about it #humble

@his i’ll be up ur way this weekend
YSoSerious

@WCC

I’m afraid to say anything else now.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BxQsmJiQ9c8 LUSCIOUS LOLITA AKA SUGA WALLS

Dub C
spitters are quitters
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qgjfm0c4dgQ ALBoy

WCC please tell me you not one of those ungratful spitting chicks thought you could have been the one or one of the “Ones”
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3IW7_eSIXp4 OHoney

StillASassyOne says:
Can’t even say somebody is attractive without her accusing you of hating the roaches in your kitchen. ————————————————————————–
Well I had a flying cockraoch in my living room and I hated it with a passion
Yall still crazy

<—speedboat bumping BIG It was all a dreamm……….

His, you're in charge of mixing the drinks below
GAGIRL87

@ Cha :winks: and you right when I had my son I had a full six pack since that lil phucker lets just say
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BxQsmJiQ9c8 LUSCIOUS LOLITA AKA SUGA WALLS

FeFe
the peaches and fruit rollups make it easier to swallow
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qgjfm0c4dgQ ALBoy

Well Fe Fe I normally dont do this but you can train on me.
StillASassyOne

@Chiby

You just proved every single point I had in that previous post. Insecure. Ignorant. Self-deprecating. Andsomebody who has obviously let themselves go and now feels some kind of way about it.

There are several ladies on this site who are raising kids that arent theirs, part-time and full, and I DARE your simple azz to tell them that they aren’t real MOTHERS because they didn’t blow up like your azz did and wear a sign saying they did so. I DARE you too.

You are so insecure it’s sick. And it makes me wonder how your husband deals with you. The beautiful thing about having “pride of self” is that you maintain yourself for YOU. Not for anybody else. Nobody on this site said anything about maintaining for their men, but you.

That’s where you LACK and it’s so obvious, it’s blinding. A lot of women on this site have that self-pride and it’s a curse that you don’t.

Lastly- my mama ain’t NEVER had a double-down, hoe. And she’s inpretty good shape. Wanna know why? Cause she goes to the gym with me so WE can be healthy. It ain’t all about looking good, Precious.
kingstonn

@ ohoney
excuse me maam, but i need your email or smoke signal address. thanks.
WUTWUZMISSIN!

@StillSassy…. but why she gotta be on a llama though?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BxQsmJiQ9c8 LUSCIOUS LOLITA AKA SUGA WALLS

Thanks for the compliment Honey
http://youtu.be/8A2Mfu0Yc5Q chibytex aka lil red riding hood

Can’t even say somebody is attractive without her accusing you of hating your mama, your daddy, yourself, God, your dog and the roaches in your kitchen. That chick needs a damn vacation.
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Actually I’ll be going on one in 12 days…to the Bahamas that is…..

Why you mad? All I said was that you sounded selfish….you took that chit waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay too far…

If it aint true…Why. Are. You. Mad?
FoxE

Please!!!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3IW7_eSIXp4 OHoney

candibfly says:
@elove *giggles like a school girl* i really am the flyest when u think about it #humble
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qgjfm0c4dgQ ALBoy

@ Ohoney I had one jump on me and I was fighting it like it was in fact a man. I slammed it and stomped it for 37 mins
YSoSerious

I ain’t had roaches in my kitchen since I left the projects.

But lawd knows I hated them sumbtches with a passion and still do.
melinla

– spitters are quitters
http://youtu.be/8A2Mfu0Yc5Q chibytex aka lil red riding hood

There are several ladies on this site who are raising kids that arent theirs, part-time and full, and I DARE your simple azz to tell them that they aren’t real MOTHERS because they didn’t blow up like your azz did and wear a sign saying they did so. I DARE you too.
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Do I know you? Have U seen me somewhere and I dont know about it….
I’m starting to laugh at you now cause you getting really, really defensive….cause I called you selfish…

If it aint true, why are you arguing with me?
Feline Feminine

@Luscious

So THAT’S what the peaches and fruit roll-ups are for! Oh wow, I will sooooo try that next time

@Sassy

Lady, I hope you don’t think I was trying to throw shade your way, I don’t have kids yet myself so I truly do understand your point…I was just implying that pregnancy may have more rewards than sacrifices that you cannot foresee at this time…I’m not sure, I’ll have to wait and see myself
StillASassyOne

@Brown
HOTT CHA CHA

SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO How you doing KANG A LANG ….lets steal your brothers CHARGER and go stalk Drake
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eLYbDg242EY&safety_mode=true&persist_safety_mode=1 His_Mommy623

did that bish SASO say llama?

@Yall why im mixing dranks n shyt? =( i wanna flash my bewbs to passerbys
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3IW7_eSIXp4 OHoney

ALBoy says:
@ Ohoney I had one jump on me and I was fighting it like it was in fact a man. I slammed it and stomped it for 37 mins
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Had my boo not been there I would have packed my belongings and left. They win hands down. Shoulda seen me jump ova that couch and slide into my bedroom like it was home base
West Coast Chick

ALBoy says:

WCC please tell me you not one of those ungratful spitting chicks thought you could have been the one or one of the “Ones”

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spitting?? It doesnt even get that far

OKaaaaayyyy, so maybe Ive done it once, maybe twice, but I didnt like it
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3IW7_eSIXp4 OHoney

Kingstonnnnnnnnnnn it is honeythicktx at yahoo dot com
candibfly

sassy thanks for makin my last day entertaining (i say last bc i have a new tho temp fellowship that starts mon and i’m not sure how frequently i’ll be able to get on here)
Feline Feminine

@Alboy

I hear that…but I’ll try it out on the mister instead
flsun99

Woo, woo, woo…can’t we all just get alone & agree to disagree?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BxQsmJiQ9c8 LUSCIOUS LOLITA AKA SUGA WALLS

melinla says:

– spitters are quitters
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That’s one of the few mottos I live by!
West Coast Chick

YSoSerious says:

@WCC

I’m afraid to say anything else now.

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me too
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BxQsmJiQ9c8 LUSCIOUS LOLITA AKA SUGA WALLS

is up
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3IW7_eSIXp4 OHoney

*scrolls back up* wait @Al did you say you slammed it?
Yall still crazy

@His, cuz you were the last man on. Fukc it, we can just do shots. Is that better?

*hands all my occupants their matching swimsuits with velcro tops for EZ removal for flashing*
StillASassyOne

@Chi
I don’t give a damn about an outta shape bish calling me selfish because I use my gym membership to death! That don’t bother me at all- you see my response to the first time you called me selfish. Think I care?

My problem with you is that your insecurities shine on this site every damn day. And when you start talking about what God will or wont do or who makes a good wife/mother/etc, that’s when I find it necessary to shut your azz down.

Almost EVERYBODY on this site thinks your azz is insecure. CAUSE YOU ARE! And YOU don’t know what parenting is, apparently. But I wont even go there since you think you’re God’s gift because you went into labor. Whales do too, but….. (I’ma leave that alone.)

Nonetheless, whatever Chiby. May you continue to sit at home eating Krispy Kreme donuts, followed by 2 liter Sprites and Nacho Doritos, smoking blunts, getting the munchies and calling “typing on SR” exercise for as long as you feel like it. Enjoy your trip to the Bahamas. You should really show your confidence in your toned up body to all us doubters- send a bikini pic with the caption: “see- I take pride in myself too.”
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qgjfm0c4dgQ ALBoy

Ive done it once, maybe twice, but I didnt like it
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Does everything have to be about you see this is what i mean SELFISH!!!
kingstonn

hey cha!
that fool had that car for 4 days and already put some rims on it. smh.

ohoney
cool..
Yall still crazy

This stupid bytch pink and her unfit azz started all this mess…
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qgjfm0c4dgQ ALBoy

@ Ohoney it caught me off gaurd and I swear i was tired like i had just ran 2 miles
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eLYbDg242EY&safety_mode=true&persist_safety_mode=1 His_Mommy623

Candayyyy ju leaving? *sigh* we always have “the book” tho
candibfly

u know what, sassy kilt me, i’m out

see y’all whenever
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BxQsmJiQ9c8 LUSCIOUS LOLITA AKA SUGA WALLS

*adds Sassy to my “Most Hated” list
StillASassyOne

@Candi
You’re welcome dear! you’ll be in my area now, Bethesda?

@Feline
Oh no- you’re good! I knew what you were saying! Hope I didn’t come off wrong in my response. I totally saw your message.
kingstonn

oh chit sassy. woww mamas.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qgjfm0c4dgQ ALBoy

Slaps the out of FE FE hand I was tryign to help you! whomad
Feline Feminine

@yall

Flashes
SamYell JacksEm is AWESOME

My favorite aunt stayed in the Ickes and them roaches down there wasn’t no joke. I remember this one time she must’ve had a radioactive roach because it was clearly dead but it kinda hovered between the bottom of her tv and the top of her entertainment system.
candibfly

His u ain’t see that i said i’ll be tootsie rollin in time square this weekend? hit a nigga up nah mean *head nod up*
Ty

WTH I come back and yall are I hope yall answered my pouch questions before I scroll up to read all this ish
candibfly

@sassy, somewhat close, tenleytown, might need to hit up the bethesda bally’s tho since it will be close
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qgjfm0c4dgQ ALBoy

@ Candi we will see you around baby Im sure you will get added to an email with 3461894536 responses that have nothing to do with you lol By My Coupon Boo!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3IW7_eSIXp4 OHoney

*sings* Candi please don’t gooooo (please don’t go) stay right by my sidddeeee (by my sideee)
SamYell JacksEm is AWESOME

What! CAAAANNNNDDDDIII!!!! NOOOOOOOOOOO
Feline Feminine

@Alboy

Luscious helped me plenty….but thanks for the offer *picks coffee up*

whomad??????!!
ELove

@WCC and @FeFe
Sperm is just LIKE PUZZY… It’s everywhere and Uniqueness & Distinctiveness ISN’T EXISTENT (Word…)

NOW That 100% PURE Man-Yogurt (Yep, I POSSESS That…) is Equivalent to Sweet-Tasting Coochie but it’s FAR MORE Potent & Useful for the Mind, Body & Soul !!! (Y’all REALLY NEED that in Your LIFE…)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qgjfm0c4dgQ ALBoy

@ FEFE I figured you would get a laugh out of that
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eLYbDg242EY&safety_mode=true&persist_safety_mode=1 His_Mommy623

@Candi, i shall hit u on the book bew? u getting snoops this weekend right?
Feline Feminine

@Al

You always seem to bring the funny into a scenario…

n.e.ways….I’m out this piece yo!

to all!
http://youtu.be/8A2Mfu0Yc5Q chibytex aka lil red riding hood

StillASassyOne says:
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I hope that made you feel better mama…oopps… You’ll never be called that…

And I dont give a fukk if folks in here think I’m insecure…I know my worth bish….I dont sit around and eat all day..ALL that chit you saying must be what the bishes in YOUR family do….

it’s good that you work out 5-6 times a week….you want a certificate or a reward for that…or a Cookie bish…dont nobody really give a damn!

Stop making excuses as to why you cant finish your degree…maybe you should use your gym membership money towards your tuition… something to think about…

PS TO EVERYONE in here that thinks I’m insecure: Everybody that’s plus size doesnt hate themselves…I’m just real passionate about what I believe in…apparently you are the same way…

And I just might post a pic up in my bathing suit…I aint got nothing to be ashamed of….

How old are you anyway? Cause if I’m arguing with a damn kid this chit is null and void….
HOTT CHA CHA

Brown… CAn you make a sprite can disappear in yo mouth
Yall still crazy

Heyyyyyyyyy HoTT Chaaaaaaaaaaa

Hoburgers Gone Wild
HOTT CHA CHA

Yall still crazy says:

Heyyyyyyyyy HoTT Chaaaaaaaaaaa

Hoburgers Gone Wild
LIKE A MUTHAFLUCKA
StillASassyOne

I hope that made you feel better mama…oopps… You’ll never be called that…

– I could tell you some sh*t that would kill your entire theory on this, but you’re not that important. But yeah- this does NOT qualify as an insult, babe. It’s a fairytale.

And I dont give a fukk if folks in here think I’m insecure…I know my worth bish….I dont sit around and eat all day..ALL that chit you saying must be what the bishes in YOUR family do….
– We know better. We have “pride.” Look it up.

Stop making excuses as to why you cant finish your degree…maybe you should use your gym membership money towards your tuition… something to think about…
– Gym membership is free (so no excuses for why you can’t get one.) And it’s why I can’t finish a THIRD degree. Already got two, babe. See? I’m pretty, in shape AND SMART.

it’s good that you work out 5-6 times a week….you want a certificate or a reward for that…or a Cookie bish…
– Nope, but I bet you want a cookie though, don’t you?

PS TO EVERYONE in here that thinks I’m insecure: Everybody that’s plus size doesnt hate themselves…
– No most dont hate themselves, but you do and it shows in your hate for others who are NOT plus sized.

How old are you anyway? Cause if I’m arguing with a damn kid this chit is null and void….
– I doubt too many kids could pull your cards this way. If so, you’re not too bright. But then again, you do seem to think weight and propensity for being a good mother are correlated so I can’t call it…
peanutbuttercup

Heatstroke? Uhm, it’s not anywhere near hot today, nor was it yesterday. I had to wear a jacket when I went out for my morning run.
http://twitter.com/SayItaIntSoJoe8 Atypical

#kanyeshrug People always got something to say about people choose to raise THEIR kids..Let Pink be great….
HOTT CHA CHA

peanutbuttercup says:

Heatstroke? Uhm, it’s not anywhere near hot today, nor was it yesterday. I had to wear a jacket when I went out for my morning run.

Kinda overcast to say the least. HOT Sunny
trenee

Yeah, I’m a lil mad about that, Pink! Po’ baby bundled up, and probably was sweatin’ her butt off. smh
https://sandrarose.com Sandra Rose

Bye bye candibfly. You will be missed
AirForceGirl

Im literally at work reading these crazy arse comments! Y’all wild!!!! I know my co-workers probably think I’ve lost my mind in here hollaring the way I am! I hate being on overnights…I miss all the live action! at this convo!!! More please…I’m off to the next post to see what other fights I missed for the day! Being a lurker sux sometimes!
laykeya

Hey @Airforcegirl I also work nights so I miss all the action as well, always trying to play catch-up.
HotTamale

Divinebrown says:

I AINT NEVER EVER SEEN A STOMACH GO STRAIGHT BACK TO Wash board FLAT AFTER BABY. EVER!!!!!!

I knew a girl that had twins that was RAIL thin pre-baby and she still had hers 6 weeks later. They are almost a year old now and she’s good now but she had to work on it.

I’m sure there’s some zebra stripes on that jawn tho.
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Mine did and my stomache was very flat. wore my pre-pregnancy jeans home from the hospital but I only gained 14 lbs (6.5 lb baby) so that may have made a difference or it could be genetics. No stretch marks either. Not bragging but just to let you know that everyone is different.