Tia Mowry is writing a book on motherhood
Tia Mowry, one half of Hollywood’s best known black twin stars, is writing a book on motherhood after giving birth only a couple of weeks ago. Talk about narcissistic?
Mowry, 32, took to her Twitter page yesterday to deliver the news to her followers:
“Great News!!!!! I am now an AUTHOR!!! I am writing a BOOK! So excited about this new adventure! More news to follow!!! xoxo I am working with Penguin Group, 4 my first book, Oh, Baby!, n which I share the experiences of my first pregnancy & the tips I’ve learned. This is something I have always wanted to do and I am thrilled to share this journey with all my fans:),”
I hate to laugh at this chick, but can she really write a book on motherhood after giving birth only 2 weeks ago? Now she’s an expert on motherhood? That’s rather grandiose of Tia to think people would buy a book about her birthing experiences while we’re in a recession. Couldn’t she cover her birthing experience and all the tips she learned in one blog post?
Tia and her twin sister Tamera, also have a new reality show set to premiere next month.
According to the Hollywood Reporter, the show will cover Tia’s pregnancy and Tamera’s engagement to Fox News correspondent Adam Housely. Tia is an executive producer of the series along with her manager, Adam Griffin.
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she is mighty pale in that pic. how you gonna write a book about that like she some expert dont you suppose to wait until your kids grown? at least walking lol
Look like she using that same chit Sammy Sosa using.
She can tell us everything she learned during the opening credits of her reality show & save the paper.
I was kind of thinking the same thing you are Sandra…how does she know anything about motherhood worth writing a book about and she’s only been a mother for 2 weeks?
Maybe she’s just excited and happy…so I’ll be happy for her…
I didn’t even know she had the baby!! I have to agree that her writing a book is, to use Miss Sandra’s big word, grandiose
I am sure she has good intentions, but to be an expert you have to have real life experience and she does not 
Sandra I concur with you – I mean really I don’t wanna read a mommy book from a 2 week old mother
If yall read her statement she CLEARLY stated said she writing a book on her pregnancy…
oh she had the
Lord forgive me, but she really gets on my nerves. I used to love her until I started following her on Twitter. She’s an undercover conceited chick. And when she tweeted that salad with two leaves of lettuce talking about “yummy” and stating that was her pregnant woman dinner I wanted to slap the sh*t out of her. Now this dumb mess. I have to unfollow her so I can go back to liking her. I guess there are some things I just don’t want to know about my favorite celebs.
Do folks really care enough for them to even have a show????
She’s not claiming to be any kind of expert. And once again another Sandra headline is misleading and meant to bait people that don’t actually read the posts.
Interesting….
I am ready to see her baby CONGRATS
Nobody is forcing anybody to read her book or any other celeb book
Has anybody read Toya Carters coloring book yet?
Her statement clearly says the book is about HER EXPERIENCES DURING HER FIRST PREGNANCY AND THINGS SHE LEARNED. How that equates to her claiming to be an expert i’m not sure…Shame on you Sandra.
Reading is fundamental….
Lord forgive me, but she really gets on my nerves. I used to love her until I started following her on Twitter. She’s an undercover conceited chick. And when she tweeted that salad with two leaves of lettuce talking about “yummy” and stating that was her pregnant woman dinner I wanted to slap the sh*t out of her. Now this dumb mess. I have to unfollow her so I can go back to liking her. I guess there are some things I just don’t want to know about my favorite celebs.
the doctor should make bishes like that terminate their pregancy…since they neglecting the baby BEFORE its even born….
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Hell naw…she didnt wanna gain weight during her pregancy…
No one is forcing us and no one is forcing anyone else – still am not interested in her pregnancy
She’s not claiming to be any kind of expert. And once again another Sandra headline is misleading and meant to bait people that don’t actually read the posts.
by YSoSeriousPoopsOnPedos
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Exactly it clearly states it an these commenters dont read just write smh
LUSCIOUS LOLITA AKA SUGA WALLS says:
Do folks really care enough for them to even have a show????
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Might be time for me to leave this post now…
so some producers sat down with her and her manager and thought “this show is gonna be a hit”
OMG
GEESH!
All I have to say is that you DON’T have to be an expert on a subject to share your personal experiences, what you’ve learned, and how you have grown through whatever the subject may be.
Where did she say she was an expert? I wish people would read…*sigh*
Its not that serious. Im pretty sure she had the same contractions all mothers have experienced. I dont see a need for a book.
I am writing a book, it will be a picture book w/ pop ups and sound effects. It will be called a Day in the life of Dawn Sheen and the day my cheap thong chapped my ass… I do hope you all will read it… I will have the book signing at IHop.
@Lo
No they are hoping that their disney fans will follow them into their adulthood! Cute girls but I was never one to watch anything with them in it NOT MY CUP OF TEA!
How many more I wish ppl would read comments – WTF!
(pre-orders two copies of DAWN’s book)
I can see this post goin soooo wrong
I am also writing a book about my pregnancy, the hard knock life I lived, how I got Tanf, WIC, and $175 in EBT (the card NOT the cable channel) while I was pregnant. #I miss juicy juice
So her eating a salad means that she should be forced to abort her baby?
Oh ok…
YSoSeriousPoopsOnPedos says:
(pre-orders two copies of DAWN’s book)
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Thank you, I put a pair of skivvies in your order…
I am also writing a book about my pregnancy, the hard knock life I lived, how I got Tanf, WIC, and $175 in EBT (the card NOT the cable channel) while I was pregnant. #I miss juicy juice
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And this book will surely outsell hers and her pregnancy experience
I am selectively reading comments… some of you people are crazy.. not crazy like me but Gucci Mane, lotion in a basket bottom of well crazy…
NO eating TWO pieces of lettuce and calling it DINNER while you are pregnant does though….
NO eating TWO pieces of lettuce and calling it DINNER while you are pregnant does though….
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LUSCIOUS!!
It sure is. I’m debating on whether I should stick around or get somewhere safe.
am also writing a book about my pregnancy, the hard knock life I lived, how I got Tanf, WIC, and $175 in EBT (the card NOT the cable channel) while I was pregnant. #I miss juicy juice
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I’ll buy that chit….
Honey chile please
I mean I like “Melanie” and all but I damn show ain’t bout to buy a book from her (or anyone else for that matter) about motherhood.
Seems like people in Hollyweird do shyt for the attention it’s sure to gain. They be ready to pimp their new babies, relationships, etc before it even has time to get comfortable…. attention whores, all of ‘em.
Why would we want to read a book on her pregnancy, like most women don’t know what being pregnant is like.
It’s nothing new and honestly, some women don’t want to hear about no fairytale pregnancies because it is not pleasant for every woman.
OAN she looks happy and pretty.
Gosh Mamacita, you took the words write out of my mouth she specifically said HER EXPERIENCE OF HER PREGNANCY,OAN I think the first two weeks of bringing home a baby is keen due to the fact you hardly ever see about how, they may not poop, or may not latch on or how to clean their umbilical cord properly. I say thumbs up to any young Black Girl Star or not who is doing something positive with her life.
Choco aka Hippie says:
I am also writing a book about my pregnancy, the hard knock life I lived, how I got Tanf, WIC, and $175 in EBT (the card NOT the cable channel) while I was pregnant. #I miss juicy juice
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And this book will surely outsell hers and her pregnancy experience
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I will detail my 55 pound weight gain, 26 ultra sounds, 37 week delivery, driving myself to da spilla with my gas light on, how I had just got some churches chicken, how I windmilled the nurse who gave me a cathater (there will be a pop up)
@DAWN
Thanks. One can never have to many pairs. Now tell me which kind of crazy I am? And can I get a check for it?
Seems like people in Hollyweird do shyt for the attention it’s sure to gain. They be ready to pimp their new babies, relationships, etc before it even has time to get comfortable…. attention whores, all of ‘em.
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Right her baby’s only two weeks old focus on that
That sounds like a bit of an exaggeration to me. But whatever you want to believe is on you.
I guess you’re an “expert” on what pregnant women should eat. Maybe you should write a book…
chibytex aka overweight hamster says:
NO eating TWO pieces of lettuce and calling it DINNER while you are pregnant does though….
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I ate a watermelon a day, not a punk ass hollywood watermelon, a full country one split down the middle…on newspaper I also ate 50-11 cups of crushed ice…
Seriously I still think yours will read more interesting
I will detail my 55 pound weight gain, 26 ultra sounds, 37 week delivery, driving myself to da spilla with my gas light on, how I had just got some churches chicken, how I windmilled the nurse who gave me a cathater (there will be a pop up)
and boring
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Dawn you should reallly do that chit…..it would sell…cause this is REAL chit that happens when you preggers….Dont nobody wanna hear how Tia had people wait on her hand and foot while she was preggers…she seems so
But there are BILLIONS of women that get pregnant.
I’d buy Daws book….if it wasn’t a pop up
*Dawn’s
I don’t know what being pregnant is like nor do I want to.
#NeverBoughtTheHype
CONGRATS TO THEM ON THE NEW EDITION
Going to lunch this chit is like folks are being censored who cares everyone has an opinion so let them state it! I don’t understand y folks want to call out other ppls comments that don’t directly relate to them chit is STUPID!
Mamacita says:
That sounds like a bit of an exaggeration to me. But whatever you want to believe is on you.
I guess you’re an “expert” on what pregnant women should eat. Maybe you should write a book…
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it aint hard to find the tweet if she DID say it….and No i’m not an expert but i do have a 23 month old daughter…so I know wtf a pregnat SHOULD be eating and it aint no damn lettuce….
OAN I got stuck in the bath tub and had to wait til my baby daddy came home to help me get out…. I remember trying to be romantic and take a bath with him it was so nice of him to get in there w/ my fat ass…I remember wen my neck disappeared I was all head and shoulders… I had the ass of a video hoe tho but the neck of precious…
Wonder what her “actor” husband is gon do to generate income since the baby born
Choco aka Hippie says:
Going to lunch this chit is like folks are being censored who cares everyone has an opinion so let them state it! I don’t understand y folks want to call out other ppls comments that don’t directly relate to them chit is STUPID!
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BASICALLY!!! Folks love to hate Chibytex…..that is all!!!
I had the ass of a video hoe tho but the neck of precious…
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So in need of your comic relief
Tia and her twin sister Tamera, also have a new reality show set to premiere next month.
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I have been wishing for the Mowry twins to get lost for a long time. I mean yall THIRTY PLUS! Why the fugg yall still making movies/doing shows together….”Double Trouble Part 26…Tia Gets Married”…Like really. Do we see the Olsen twins STILL making movies/having a show that features boff of them? What about Kelly Pitts and her twin?
I didn’t know offering an opinion on someone else’s opinion meant you was calling them out. I thought that’s what we did here. Silly me.
Dawn Sheen says:
OAN I got stuck in the bath tub and had to wait til my baby daddy came home to help me get out…. I remember trying to be romantic and take a bath with him it was so nice of him to get in there w/ my fat ass…I remember wen my neck disappeared I was all head and shoulders… I had the ass of a video hoe tho but the neck of precious…
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OHoney says:
I’d buy Daws book….if it wasn’t a pop up
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Come on son.. buy it… there are 3 pop ups… one which is doggystyle to show who my baby was created…
two the middle finger I gave the kroger brand test i took as it turned as I pee’d OAN the middle finger I gave my babydaddy wen I found out he was “seperated” and had a heffa pregnant same time as my lame ass… never trust a big nut and a smile
third pop up will be wen I pop my coochie for the baby to come out.. it didn’t work but I have Luke theme music for the c-section… OAN the book smells like Curve
I had the ass of a video hoe tho but the neck of precious…
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Would y’all quite <- copyright Waka Flame fighting… I am trying to hustle my book..
She never said she was an expert and never said she was writing a how to book for mother hood. She said she was writing a book about her experience and what she learned and tips she may have… so wtf is the problem why hate?
@Yso I love my kids and my pregnancies weren’t the absolute worst but childbirth scares and disgusts me and that stupid What to Expect book had me terrified during my first pregnancy. If I’d read that before getting pregnant my children would not be here now
OAN: I like the Mowry twins, always have. Unlike alot of child actors and regular actors in general, they both stay out of the spotlight when not working, got their education and have been pretty controversy free
If anything their parents need to write a book on how they raised 3 child actors to successful adulthood in Hollywood
Double Trouble Part 26…Tia Gets Married”…Like really. Do we see the Olsen twins STILL making movies/having a show that features boff of them? What about Kelly Pitts and her twin?
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Cause they are
Mamacita says:
So her eating a salad means that she should be forced to abort her baby?
Oh ok…
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I ain’t say all dat. It just revealed to me how Hollyweird she is when I kinda had a fantasy of her being a normal down to earth chick. Clearly that size 0 is important to her.
so there’s gonna be an e beef wbout whether or no she should write a book????
never trust a big nut and a smile
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lovinme says:
She never said she was an expert and never said she was writing a how to book for mother hood. She said she was writing a book about her experience and what she learned and tips she may have… so wtf is the problem why hate?
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I’m not hating… I’m just trying to ride her coat tail and hustle my book…
I don’t know what in da
that makes a woman (like myself)have more than one kid? I mean we are taught as kids, when something hurts we don’t do that again… We touch something hot.. hurt.. we remember to don’t touch it again.. What is it about pregnancy and the pain of delivery that makes us say…ehhh it wasn’t that bad… I think I’ll try it again, and again, and again…? 
Come on son.. buy it… there are 3 pop ups… one which is doggystyle to show who my baby was created…
two the middle finger I gave the kroger brand test i took as it turned as I pee’d OAN the middle finger I gave my babydaddy wen I found out he was “seperated” and had a heffa pregnant same time as my lame ass… never trust a big nut and a smile
third pop up will be wen I pop my coochie for the baby to come out.. it didn’t work but I have Luke theme music for the c-section… OAN the book smells like Curve
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Dawn STOOPPPPPP ITTTT!
LUSCIOUS LOLITA AKA SUGA WALLS says:
so there’s gonna be an e beef wbout whether or no she should write a book????
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Yes, it looks like it… ugh…
I won’t be able to sell my book b/c the Nancy Grace’s are here…
I ain’t say all dat. It just revealed to me how Hollyweird she is when I kinda had a fantasy of her being a normal down to earth chick. Clearly that size 0 is important to her.
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That’s the chit that pisses me off…Dont get preggers and then NEGLECT your baby nutrition wise cause you trying to maintain you stick figure ass figure…
chibytex aka overweight hamster says:
it aint hard to find the tweet if she DID say it….and No i’m not an expert but i do have a 23 month old daughter…so I know wtf a pregnat SHOULD be eating and it aint no damn lettuce….
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Oh its there unless she removed it. Hell look on my page. I was so flabbergasted that I responded to her about it and I don’t tweet much. She was already getting on my nerves before that, but that put me over the top with her.
WUTWUZMISSIN! says:
I don’t know what in da that makes a woman (like myself)have more than one kid? I mean we are taught as kids, when something hurts we don’t do that again… We touch something hot.. hurt.. we remember to don’t touch it again.. What is it about pregnancy and the pain of delivery that makes us say…ehhh it wasn’t that bad… I think I’ll try it again, and again, and again…?
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It’s the process.. that wood ain’t no joke.. it hurt first go round… then it feels great… oh to remember when…
Eating fatback doesn’t make it any better. That is why we are the fattest people (United States), wecare supposed to eat nutricious during pregnancy. It is a myth you are eating for two. Technically, you are only supposed to eat only an additional 200/300 calories to your current intake.
Does anyone (females) remember having a hymen? I miss mine…
I wonder if she will admint that her brother Miguel, is the boy from Samrt guy?
BIRD
How’s your brother
Is he single
Does he need a mistress
I’m available
I have no kids/no baggage
Honestly I just wanna do him!!!!
carryon
speaking of pregnant…my stomach hurts
#random
Dawn ok I’ll buy your book but I will tear out the pop-ups
They say holding the baby in your arms erases all the other sht. I’m a keep letting THEM say that.
Dawn Sheen says:
WUTWUZMISSIN! says:
I don’t know what in da that makes a woman (like myself)have more than one kid? I mean we are taught as kids, when something hurts we don’t do that again… We touch something hot.. hurt.. we remember to don’t touch it again.. What is it about pregnancy and the pain of delivery that makes us say…ehhh it wasn’t that bad… I think I’ll try it again, and again, and again…?
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It’s the process.. that wood ain’t no joke.. it hurt first go round… then it feels great… oh to remember when…
Now that I think about it… good wood will make you retarded for a lil while… 
maybe your on to something…
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Eating fatback doesn’t make it any better. That is why we are the fattest people (United States), wecare supposed to eat nutricious during pregnancy. It is a myth you are eating for two. Technically, you are only supposed to eat only an additional 200/300 calories to your current intake.
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who the fukk said anything about eating fatback….she needs to eat a BALANCED meal with protein……
Muthafukkers gonna raise the fukk up off me…real talk…i’m getting real tired of the slick talk chit….
I promise when folks come into a post and get all serious it sure does kill the mood of the thread…what a buzz kill…
and the saga continues …………
Dawn goodbye!!
Dawn Sheen says:
I wonder if she will admint that her brother Miguel, is the boy from Samrt guy?
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Dawn Sheen says:
Does anyone (females) remember having a hymen? I miss mine…
I don’t miss mine!!! My first was hung like a freaking elephant! I thought when he got up I was gonna see my uterus wrapped around the end of his chit… hellznawIdontmissit 
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@Bird My comment was directed towards @Chiby who said something about Terminating pregnancies…
And I won’t judge her diet during the entire 9 months because she tweeted one picture from one meal where she was eating a salad. I don’t follow her on twitter though. I really don’t follow many celebs because most of them really aren’t interesting and are very lame
YSoSeriousPoopsOnPedos says:
They say holding the baby in your arms erases all the other sht.
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I hear this over and over again…my husband and I don’t have kids yet, but that will be the shred of hope I hang onto as I try to keep from killing him for putting me in all that pain!
We dont how she eats during the day. People take one picture and go nuts. I think kids should be rear-facing until 2, but I don’t go saying they need to lose their child if they don’t.
I promise when folks come into a post and get all serious it sure does kill the mood of the thread…what a buzz kill…
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its the monkey see monkey do chit that kills it…
Chiby, you are sooooo stupid!
I love it…………….. 
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For the record, I
the following people (in here now):
Dawn
Brown
Choco
Yso
Chi
Mirs
Fi
WUT
Yall make my day errday!!!
I don’t miss mine!!! My first was hung like a freaking elephant! I thought when he got up I was gonna see my uterus wrapped around the end of his chit… hellznawIdontmissit
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Same here…I promise I have not seen another dyck that big since him…I NEVER enjoyed sleeping with him…lmao!
Hey Yall
Speaking of salad I will go to Wendy’s to get me one. I will request that it has more than 2 pieces of lettuce
@Bird My comment was directed towards @Chiby who said something about Terminating pregnancies
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I have a right to feel the way I feel…and I dont give a damn if you or whoever else dont like it…
When you are pregnant the LAST thing you need to be concerned about is weight…she rich…she can pay a muthafukker to help her lose it once the baby is born….
salad with two leaves of lettuce
Technically, you are only supposed to eat only an additional 200/300 calories to your current intake.
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Well eating lettuce did not help her meet that caloric goal as lettuce is one of the few zero calorie foods on this erff. It is mostly wata and you burn up any calories it MAY have to begin with just by chewing it.
And if she chewed da hail out of her two leaves that she tweeted about she was really fugged….
Feline Feminine in the flesh says:
I promise when folks come into a post and get all serious it sure does kill the mood of the thread…what a buzz kill…
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Yea, and it’s harder than a head full of brown gel to turn the mood around.. damn u Nancy Gracers..out damn spot out
Feline Feminine in the flesh says:
YSoSeriousPoopsOnPedos says:
They say holding the baby in your arms erases all the other sht.
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I hear this over and over again…my husband and I don’t have kids yet, but that will be the shred of hope I hang onto as I try to keep from killing him for putting me in all that pain!
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Oh Please understand that DURING the labor and delivery, if they don’t give you an eppi quick… he gone be allllll kinds of muddafukaz and stupid azzes. Some shyt gone bubble up out your vocabulary that you can trademark…
Hey Y’all I love you too sometimes I be thinking about not coming in here but I be missing y’all like a panty w/ only one leg hole
For the record, I the following people (in here now):
Dawn
Brown
Choco
Yso
Chi
Mirs
Fi
WUT
Yall make my day errday!!!
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right back at’cha babe!
@Chi You seem real defensive. If that’s how you feel then good. I was just clearing up where my comment came from. Calm down mama
It’s really not that serious…
WUTWUZMISSIN! says:
Dawn Sheen says:
Does anyone (females) remember having a hymen? I miss mine…
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I don’t miss mine!!! My first was hung like a freaking elephant! I thought when he got up I was gonna see my uterus wrapped around the end of his chit… hellznawIdontmissit
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remember trying to ease it in… sit down, lift up, sit down, lift up oh baby it will only hurt a minute… twat be a fire while u sit in water praying it will stop stanging… how come the finger bang didn’t hurt but the wood did?
On topic: Is that supposed to be her husband? Or her “shopping friend”?
Serious question. I don’t follow these ladies….
I WUBS you too YALLSTILLCRAZAAAY!!!
Honey u preggo bew?
how come the finger bang didn’t hurt but the wood did?
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@DAWN
Fayla
Mamacita says:
@Chi You seem real defensive. If that’s how you feel then good. I was just clearing up where my comment came from. Calm down mama It’s really not that serious…
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You was getting real smart..talking about I should write a book and chit…and you got real defensive when I said that the doctor should terminate pregancies for women who nutritionally neglect their babies while they are pregnant….
I cant say chit up in here w/o muthafukkers coming at me….like WTF…
@ Yall……………..That’s her hubby
Dawn Sheen says:
WUTWUZMISSIN! says:
Dawn Sheen says:
Does anyone (females) remember having a hymen? I miss mine…
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I don’t miss mine!!! My first was hung like a freaking elephant! I thought when he got up I was gonna see my uterus wrapped around the end of his chit… hellznawIdontmissit
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remember trying to ease it in… sit down, lift up, sit down, lift up oh baby it will only hurt a minute… twat be a fire while u sit in water praying it will stop stanging… how come the finger bang didn’t hurt but the wood did?
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That would have prolly worked if the head wasn’t the size of a plum…did I meantion I stayed with him for almost 10 years… dikmotized…. wide open wasn’t the word. He is 7 years older than me too.
@Ya’ll that is her hubby
Yall still crazy says:
On topic: Is that supposed to be her husband? Or her “shopping friend”?
Serious question. I don’t follow these ladies….
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don’t start u know sandra said he got a case of his brother in law Miguel… riding boots and mesh tshirts and his draws have a flap in the back
Dawn, I think that you should dedicate your first your book: Dawn, Da, Dawn, Dawn (like the scary movie music)
That damn Dawn!!!!!!
Heyyyyy Yall
Good morning peeps
LUSCIOUS LOLITA AKA SUGA WALLS says:
BIRD
How’s your brother
Is he single
Does he need a mistress
I’m available
I have no kids/no baggage
Honestly I just wanna do him!!!!
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It’s hard to say with him. Not to mention, if I put his business in the skreets he will read me the riot act. I’d just ask if you are over 5’8 and thin?
morning folks
tia and tamara and corey
im not interested in the book but somebody will be
I dont think that makes them lame if they are
MzDimplez1123 says:
@ Yall……………..That’s her hubby
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he looks like a knock-off Derwin…..
WUTWUZMISSIN! says:
Dawn Sheen says:
WUTWUZMISSIN! says:
Dawn Sheen says:
Does anyone (females) remember having a hymen? I miss mine…
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I don’t miss mine!!! My first was hung like a freaking elephant! I thought when he got up I was gonna see my uterus wrapped around the end of his chit… hellznawIdontmissit
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remember trying to ease it in… sit down, lift up, sit down, lift up oh baby it will only hurt a minute… twat be a fire while u sit in water praying it will stop stanging… how come the finger bang didn’t hurt but the wood did?
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That would have prolly worked if the head wasn’t the size of a plum…did I meantion I stayed with him for almost 10 years… dikmotized…. wide open wasn’t the word. He is 7 years older than me too.
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So… u ruint? I bet ur throak all stretched out
@YALL
What you mean today? You should never stop loving me, dahlin’.
Who is Derwin?
Yall still crazy says:
On topic: Is that supposed to be her husband? Or her “shopping friend”?
Serious question. I don’t follow these ladies….
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I ALWAYS thought he looked a bit ‘soft’, but I didn’t want to stir up any further controversy in this post…
I just heard a song by Miguel this morning… I love it! For real…
mirsmommy says:
That damn Dawn!!!!!!
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What I do? I am just trying to save up enough money to buy me a 2012hymen… not to be confused with heimi
Really Guys Like The Book Is Gonna come Out Tomorrow. I swear sometimes Sandra can irritate me.
OBVIOUSLY the book probably won’t be released for a year so she can detail the accounts of a first time mother.
Should she do it? That’s neither here nor there.
But will she have the right amount of content? YES
Hey Yall!
How you be today?
So… u ruint? I bet ur throak all stretched out
right fukking NOW!!!!
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Take your ass to the
Hello All. First of all, ain’t nothing like having a fat, healthy baby. Ya’ll see the picture of the 16 lber recently born? HUGE, HUGE, HEALTHY BABY! That said, why do women cake light makeup on their faces to look like they’re more light-skinned-ed than they really are? When will we colored folks learn that light-bright-damn-near-white ain’t necessarily better or better-looking. Peaceeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee.
Bird says:
LUSCIOUS LOLITA AKA SUGA WALLS says:
BIRD
How’s your brother
Is he single
Does he need a mistress
I’m available
I have no kids/no baggage
Honestly I just wanna do him!!!!
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It’s hard to say with him. Not to mention, if I put his business in the skreets he will read me the riot act. I’d just ask if you are over 5’8 and thin?
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That doesn’t mean he dates models. He dates downright regular chicks. He just likes them tall, slim and professional. I have NEVER seen him with a beauty queen type.
AND SOME NON-MOTHERS TRY TO GIVE ADVICE OR CRITIZE WITHOUT HAVIG KIDS SO SHE GOOD TO MAKE A FUKN BOOK!
Oh ok Honey, I didn’t know with the lettuce & stomach hurting comment
YALLLL!! sup yo?
Mirrrrs!!
Hey guhl!
Dimpz that gravi is WINNING!!
Browndella Reece
Cfreeda!
Dimpz!!!!
Roll call bishes
BIRD
I’m 5’11 (in heels)
My right side is thin………..
@DIMPZ
IM GOOD MAMI!!!
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MzDimplez1123 says:
Who is Derwin?
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Pooch Hall from the Game…her tv husband….
Morning Fay! Thank you.
Dymond!
<—whateva dance thugs doin these days.
Hey Feline
cute pic
Hey MIRS
Hey Fayla
Hey Crazee
Hey Bird
@Yall please put the lettuce down
Do I need to break out my Beyble and go back to praising Beysus in this btch to soothe souls and calm nerves? Cause I will.
remember trying to ease it in… sit down, lift up, sit down, lift up oh baby it will only hurt a minute… twat be a fire while u sit in water praying it will stop stanging… how come the finger bang didn’t hurt but the wood did?
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That would have prolly worked if the head wasn’t the size of a plum…did I meantion I stayed with him for almost 10 years… dikmotized…. wide open wasn’t the word. He is 7 years older than me too.
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So… u ruint? I bet ur throak all stretched out
I could neva DT that negro! I am ruined for all men under 8 inches. My boo I am with is 
too!
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Lakes!
@ Chi……..oh, LOL I’ve never watched that.
Lakes!!!!
how u durrin chica?
@Dymond
Thanks hon!
who da hell is browndella reece
My right side is thin………..
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FeFe!
*brushes Fe’s hair* It’s so purty!
@ Yso………Hell no!
#TheAnti-Bey
Silly me
You said it and you are silly cuz no one was speakin to or referring to you 
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SUP DYMOND
What d hail…. 127 should’ve said: Dawn, I think that you should TITLE your first your book: Dawn, Da, Dawn, Dawn (like the scary movie music)
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Dimpz, you trying to put somebody in a trance with them eyes gal!
Yso, me and you are like PB&J. So don’t you ever forget it!
I got nuthin but love for you baby (5 
beats)
@Chi I wasn’t defensive. I just found that comment a little extreme because her tweeting a picture of a salad doesn’t mean she’s neglecting her child’s nutritional needs.
I had a friend who could only eat certain things (ate a lot of salad)because most other foods would make her sick and she would just wind up throwing it back up.
You took a little too far with that comment. But whatever…
*dips my finger in Honey’s pot*
Good Mornting Luscious!
@LUSCIOUS
Just your right huh? Ole lopsided bish. :hahahah:
Morning Choco!
@ Yall……….You know they big as hell!
YSo u read my mind bc I sure was gone request a reading from the Beyble..which book r u reading from? Puzzay Poppin Ch 2 V 3? or the book of Algeeba whole chapter?
@Chi I wasn’t defensive. I just found that comment a little extreme because her tweeting a picture of a salad doesn’t mean she’s neglecting her child’s nutritional needs.
I had a friend who could only eat certain things (ate a lot of salad)because most other foods would make her sick and she would just wind up throwing it back up.
You took a little too far with that comment. But whatever
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That’s different…but if Tia is tweeting a pic of two pieces of lettuce and calling it dinner…I dont think that cute….she’s sending the WRONG message…
Dymond!!!
hey sugalumop!
My first pregnancy I went out an bought every book that had good reviews on amazon. I didn’t know what to expect during pregnancy or that the slimy stuff and hemroids were normal. I think the book is a great idea. After I went through it the second time, I felt like I shoulda wrote a book too! The difference is, she already has a fan base that will buy her book anyway, so why not?
JMO
@CHOCO
Not today mkay.
*sugalump*
Sup Choco
Hey Ohoney
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LUSCIOUS LOLITA AKA SUGA WALLS says:
who da hell is browndella reece
WAIT..Luscious u thin on ONE side??
@FAY HEY THERE
Dimpz have all you want
So any and everybody going call themselves author’s ok. Parenthood doesn’t come from a book it doesn’t come with instructions and hell if she was going to write about about motherhood talk to some single real mothers out here that know raising a child isn’t in no book. IJS
*iswearnuccas
Oh yea good afternoon and all that jazz
MzDimplez1123 says:
*dips my finger in Honey’s pot*
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is that pot code for vagina? is this an e-finger bang?
G’Day 2Know!
DYMOND!!
I seent you yesterday. My bish.
Dimpz you are dreaming
*taps Y S O ass lightly* Y S O
Y S O 
Afternnooon darlings i still we in here stiring the pot….
SUGAMIAMOR YALL LAKES FAYLALA CHOCO FEFE WUT HONEY DYMOND
Good Morning Dawn!
Hey Lakes
Hey Dymond you internet gangsta
*throws up made-up gang signs*
@DYMOND
<nakid
thanks 
@frisk can i have my beso here
I support everything Tia does….. Now her sister, she needs to be thrown in prison or a concentration camp.. She’s the ultimate sell-out.
I’m so disgusted with Tamera, and it saddens me cause Sister Sister was my favorite show growing up…. I loved both of them, Tamera was the wild funny one, and my favorite…. But she sold out… No love for her
Shouts out to Tia though
2know the ledge says:
So any and everybody going call themselves author’s ok. Parenthood doesn’t come from a book it doesn’t come with instructions and hell if she was going to write about about motherhood talk to some single real mothers out here that know raising a child isn’t in no book. IJS
*iswearnuccas
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Is this a fat joke?????
Should I be offended?
I think I’m offended?
Wait does this mean all I can have are 2 pieces of lettuce????
#somanyquestions
Dimpz, them eyes are PERFECT! Bellisimo! *holding my 5 fingers to my mouth and kissing them like the Italians do*
Heyyyyy Fay, Lakes, Choc-Boogie, Dymond, FeFe, OHoney, Luscious Luscious (name so nice, got to say it twice), Ysolita,
all around!!!!!!!
@CHOCO WHAT IT DO
<facial 
IM HYPER!
@Honey bc that’s what Bey said in the song ALGEEBA, have a listen to 1+1 and she said “I DON’T KNOW MUCH ABOUT ALGEEBA”
I GUESS NOT!
!*LaKErCHiC@*! says:
AND SOME NON-MOTHERS TRY TO GIVE ADVICE OR CRITIZE WITHOUT HAVIG KIDS SO SHE GOOD TO MAKE A FUKN BOOK!
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I
that chit!!!!!!!
@YSO
TODAY OKAY I REALLY DONT KNOW WHO YOU TALKIN TO BUT IM NOT IN THE BUSINESS OF TAKING ADVICE NOR INSTRUCTIONS FROM YOU STAY IN UR LANE BOO CUZ IM NOT WAITING ON YOU!
Frenchie!
Hey French (??)
Dimpz ————->
u look sessy
@ YSo
@MIRSM
HEY BONITA!
chibytex aka overweight hamster says:
2know the ledge says:
So any and everybody going call themselves author’s ok. Parenthood doesn’t come from a book it doesn’t come with instructions and hell if she was going to write about about motherhood talk to some single real mothers out here that know raising a child isn’t in no book. IJS
*iswearnuccas
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so is yall gone buy my book I got experience…
Yall still crazy says:
<–throwing the lettuce to Honey…
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You is nuts….the kind you eat, not the kind you swallow!!
*looks up to see where this post went sooooo wrong*
BIRD WAIT A DAMN MINUTE
WHAT SHOW WAS YOUR BROTHER ON?????
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Mirs extra tight*
Makes sure to baptize double b4 leaving post
G’day to you dimpz
FRISKME!!
DIMPZ!!
I think it’s time for me to go. See y’all in a another post.
Praise Beysus!
@Honey bc that’s what Bey said in the song ALGEEBA, have a listen to 1+1 and she said “I DON’T KNOW MUCH ABOUT ALGEEBA” I GUESS NOT!
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I love Bey but speaking and spelling aint really her fortay…
:hahaha
mirsmommy says:
!*LaKErCHiC@*! says:
AND SOME NON-MOTHERS TRY TO GIVE ADVICE OR CRITIZE WITHOUT HAVIG KIDS SO SHE GOOD TO MAKE A FUKN BOOK!
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Again I said is y’all gone buy my book.. I’m colored, I got a muffin top (only wen I am full), I lived in the projects wen I was in 3rd grade…
Fayla no no no…I knew you was talkin bout Beyonce. That’s who I was referring to.
Hey Mirs!!! Heeeeeeey Frenchie
I love the way we take things and run with it.
*puts lettuce pieces in my Wendy’s salad*
well if only one side is slim…..
Im kidding with you Brown, I typed Browndella and Reece just popped in my head, not a fat joke, if anything an old joke…love me long time?
Frechichi!!!
<—-Minty 
how goes it?
Hey Knowledge
This nucca musta forgot the rules and dont realize I’m special and shyt and need to be addressed separately!
choco wzup?
I’m out to.. ugh .com
DYMONDYALLCHOCLAKERYSOBROWNIEMZDFFEMIRSOHONEYWUTFRENCH
ROLL CALL ALL YALL
LETTUCE??
OTAY IM OUT FOR LUNCH SEE YA FUUUUUUKKKAAS!! 
Frenchi I need my fix since niccahs still slippin………….
Moves over to Double L and make sure you realize just got baptized
and 
I said not today. DAMN.
Reading really is fundamental.
Hey Cfree!
CFreeda!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
My bish!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Honey I have wondered that errytime I listen to the song. I’m like were they scared to tell the woman to pronounce the word correctly or was she incapable? Either way, maybe they shoulda changed the lryic? Iono
@Dawn
Of course I am your book seems entertaining and interesting :thumbup:
Aunite can we pretty please with suga on top get a
PLEASE!!!!!
@YSO
EVEN THO U DONT TALK TO A BISH NO MORE!! 
Ms ShakeDance!!!!!
I’m hungry!
*looks @ Yso and Yall*
Dawn, I would buy your book. Real.
Frenchie
Drive me somewhere, I am confused….
Dawn Sheen says:
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I’m not hating… I’m just trying to ride her coat tail and hustle my book…
— oh i was just refering to the main post not the comments…. u def understand comments are all in fun…
and as farar the hymen question i dont remember having mine i may have drank too much between now and then… lol not to mention the first time was very uneventful and gross.. lol
@YSO
POOF BE GONE
STUPID so what you said not today I SAID TODAY!
Run away
Honey I have wondered that errytime I listen to the song. I’m like were they scared to tell the woman to pronounce the word correctly or was she incapable?
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Shiiiiiid, who gonna check Beyonce…its a recession….muthafukkers will lose their job trying to correct her….
Knowledge Imma need you to stay on your damn job!!!
DYMOND, *bust shots n da air*
my bish!! 
once again I’m so confused
MzD, wazzupp (like that beer commercial
)
@Chi—I’m a nut, in a hut…. (remember that one?)
@ Chi……………She done fired her own daddy, niccas shook!
MZD
@Dawn
I’ll by that chit and makes copies…you know bootleg the chit…
You know how we do….
@ Yall……….Do you know I never saw that commercial until they stopped airing it? *gotta watch more network television*
What you having for lunch today?
Yall still crazy says:
@Chi—I’m a nut, in a hut….
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I remember this….finish it for me
*runs to Luscious full speed and tackles her* How you be boo?!
Chi
No bootlegging Dawn’s book 
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@Lolita
Ppl come here to comment some folks feel as though they need to correct others opinions when ppl just need to let folks be them – when chit come indirectly at me like some slick chit coming out the side of someone’s neck about a comment I made I go directly to the source tis all no beef NOT THAT SERIOUS!
@Chi..sheeeyit..send the bish my way I’ll tell her (with love of course
) 
Morning All!!!
please…
@ Chi……………She done fired her own daddy, niccas shook!
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hell yeah aint nobody off limits…
Producer: Uhmm Beyonce its Algebra not Algeeba
Beyonce: I know what the fukk it is..who the fukk you tryin to correct..
Producer: Sorry Mrs. Carter…I was just trying to get people not to make fun of your speech
Beyonce: Fukk them people. My fans already know how I talk….they know I cant pronounce my words right! as matter fact get the fukk out…you fired…
Honey, *whispers* that’s all I can remember
do you know it?
MzD–I have a taste for the $1 menu at Mickey D’s. Thoughts?
& they usually aired that commercial during sports broadcasts…
@LAKER
I’s sorry!
And I don’t run from no btch on SR or any damn where else on the internet. But I do try to avoid pointless arguments. So believe what you want. You usually do.
Fin.
chibytex aka overweight hamster says:
@ Chi……………She done fired her own daddy, niccas shook!
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hell yeah aint nobody off limits…
Producer: Uhmm Beyonce its Algebra not Algeeba
Beyonce: I know what the fukk it is..who the fukk you tryin to correct..
Producer: Sorry Mrs. Carter…I was just trying to get people not to make fun of your speech
Beyonce: Fukk them people. My fans already know how I talk….they know I cant pronounce my words right! as matter fact get the fukk out…you fired…
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me personally, Im all for ebeefs or efvcks, either way I’m cool
SUGA
“Su boca es tan sensual
Me cautiva y me excita
No me canso de besar
Su lengua es mi debilidad
Ella me sabe los truquitos
Díganme si hay alguien más”
excuse the delay…
And I don’t run from no btch on SR or any damn where else on the internet. But I do try to avoid pointless arguments.
Whoa you about to meet after school huh btch! 
#SO SCURRED!
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@chibytex
Why do you want a new post when you aint even talking about the subject? just keep the talk in here…. im just curious as to why you are asking for a new post….
LIL girls needed they asses beat for those nursery rhymes if you really listen to them now.
IT’S ME GUYS! FRENCHIEKISSSES THE ONE AND ONLY
AND I’M FEELING FRISKY TIS ALL
And now this boy finna start…Heysus help him…
*gets nekkid 2 bring down the stress level*
PLANK SUM SNITCHES!!
Sam
What’s up my nig?! 
@ Yall…….Do you atleast know where a good McD’s is down here?!
@chibytex
Why do you want a new post when you aint even talking about the subject? just keep the talk in here…. im just curious as to why you are asking for a new post….
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Because I saw a train wreck coming……
I can see her writing a book on pregnancy, but on motherhood, you don’t know sh1t after two weeks.
To All—-Friskme Ki$$es IS NOT FRENCHIE! Don’t believe her….
(^^^me trying to create e-drama^^^)
FRENCHICHI!
Did you say my cavity has you excited????
Or you’re excited at the thought of a cavity search????
ok now Im confused
@ Yall………You know i’m running if she don’t tie me up first right?
I’m confused at all the confusion
@dimpz
I believe its the freedom that she has now. she aint being controlled by Matty no more…Htown broads can get gangsta when they want to…she just been keeping that chit hidden for the last 15 years….
*grabs Dymond’s hands*
Let it go boo, you’ll just get a headache.
*pops a quadruple wheeli and lands right in front of YALL*
MZD
I’m bringin the swing out soon as I get back from Wing Stop!
Frenchie & Dimpz!!!!!
Heyyyy ladies!!!!!!
@ Chi……….And honestly, I think that was part of the problem ppl had with her. It’s kinda hard to relate to an Android, how she was coming across at times. Now the question is, can she maintain her success without Matt being so in control?
NOt being negative or wishing her bad, just wondering.
Sup Dimpz!!
Tired as hell….
Wow, my baby is six weeks and I still got a lot of learning to do. If I have a question about something, I rather Google it than turn to her.
I’m going to go see El DeBarge next weekend….I’m so fing excited….the mister got us really good seats….I think we the 8th row…I gotta get me a fly outfit for El!!!!
MzD, the only one that I know of wabash&adams
You?
Let’s go Frenchie! Imma need more custom pcs though… Hmm, where is His at?
*yells at Brown* get outta the road!!
<<<< me on my skooter going 25 mph
FRENCHICHI!
Did you say my cavity has you excited????
Or you’re excited at the thought of a cavity search????
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along the lines yours kisses are amazing…
And honestly, I think that was part of the problem ppl had with her. It’s kinda hard to relate to an Android, how she was coming across at times. Now the question is, can she maintain her success without Matt being so in control?
NOt being negative or wishing her bad, just wondering.
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She’ll be fine…she has VERY strong fan base….hell I’ve bought the album on June 29th and still aint listened to it yet….As long as she keeps giving great performances and tours she gonna stay the QUEEN or King…whatever the hell she wanna be called!
@ Sam……………They been making you work?!
Terri, she’s sooo lovely!
now Im confused at all the confusion over the confusion
anyway, watched Ice & Coco last night, bout died when those tshirts said Licous instead of Licious
#bored
and Coco’s body is hella fukked up too, she looks good in nothing and her whole coochie area is something scary
and that clothing line
OFF TO CABO WE GO!
@YALL get the G7938302 ready!
@ Yall…………It’s one on like Wabash and Washington/Randolph, never been there, and one on State and Jackson/Adams
@ Chi……….Let’s hope so, greater performers, imo, have taken falls too.
Good for her I’m a big fan of Tia and Tamera. I hear everyone has different experiences and “rituals” during pregnancy so maybe she will share advice that few women know about.
Sandra you almost made me forget that B accused Matty aka Super Sperm of stealing her dough. Why you ain’t write about that?
@ Sandra
Can we get a morning glory post on Tahiry?
and one on State and Jackson/Adams
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That’s the one where all the homeless people hangout…I think they all meet up there in the morning or something…cause it be a gang of them in there….
*Wonders how the hell Yall going to Cabo AND McD’s*
#teamlilkimbytchezzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
@ Chi…………These homeless ppl down here LITERALLY have posts, like job stations and shyt. LOL
Thanks Yall!
Dimpz wher’s your e-magination??
Alright Dymond…you win
Sandra you almost made me forget that B accused Matty aka Super Sperm of stealing her dough. Why you ain’t write about that?
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I’m waiting on her to do it….sheesh….maybe she trying to get all the “facts” straight…she cant make-up chit about the Knowles…they will sue her ass… #realtalk
Well, which one we going to?
@ Yall……….Not the one in Cabo, my break is only 45mins.
chibytex aka overweight hamster says:
I’m going to go see El DeBarge next weekend….I’m so fing excited….the mister got us really good seats….I think we the 8th row…I gotta get me a fly outfit for El!!!!
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I just heard several songs from his latest CD this past weekend. That thang is SLAMMIN. I’m going to cop it as soon as I get a chance. I was going to see him down here in Charlotte, but he decided to go to rehab the day I was going to buy my tickets.
What I win OHoney?
@ Chi…………These homeless ppl down here LITERALLY have posts, like job stations and shyt. LOL
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And you better not stand on the wrong corner trying to collect change….fukk around a get your ass beat for being in someone’s “territory”
I just heard several songs from his latest CD this past weekend. That thang is SLAMMIN. I’m going to cop it as soon as I get a chance. I was going to see him down here in Charlotte, but he decided to go to rehab the day I was going to buy my tickets.
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That chit goes HARD!!!
I think Tank and Avant are opening up for him…this should be a good concert….
oooh Terri reading this post and looking at that cute baby made my uterus skip a beat!!! I’m baby crazy lately. Just got brand new twin great nephews!!! Love them!
@Dimpz
Naw, my job is mostly delegation so I don’t work nearly as hard as I used to.
Last week my girl bumped into an old friend and had her come to the crib. Shorty started talkin about havin a threesome which never came to fruition. My girl and I talked about it later on in the week. Long story short, I had to beat old puzzy like it was new puzzy the whole weekend and took yesterday off to cement it. My damn groin muscles swole up like Popeye’s forearms and my tongue is hyper extended.
@ Chi……….One of those dudes looks like he may not be right. Everytime you walk past him, he’ll shake his cup at you hard as hell like, BYTCH I KNOW YOU SEE ME! Nicca look like he gone get mad and just snatch somebody chit one day.
MzDimplez1123 says:
@ Yall……….Not the one in Cabo, my break is only 45mins.
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Naw, nuh uh Dimpz, me&Frenchie invested in a JET…..
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Wanna go to wabash/adams
Auntie can we get a
@ SAM…………Sounds like you had a weekend Bruh!
I’m sure this book would be an interesting read for some. Didn’t know they had a reality show.
@ Yall..Thats cool!
@SamYell I’m lovin the gravi
check phone
MzDimplez1123 says:
@ Chi……….One of those dudes looks like he may not be right. Everytime you walk past him, he’ll shake his cup at you hard as hell like, BYTCH I KNOW YOU SEE ME! Nicca look like he gone get mad and just snatch somebody chit one day.
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Be careful…..when I first moved here my ex and this homeless man got into an argument on the street…Dude told my ex he was gonna shoot him…I was so scared cause the homeless people in Texas aint that agressive…my ex as like that nigg@ was just talking chit…cause it he did have a gun…he’da sold by now….
I dont fukk with them….if I got some spare chane I’ll give it…but I aint going in my purse…they might try and snatch it!!!
Ms. Wms, who’s that in your gravi?
DYMOND i hate that flukn cheap azz clothn line Coco has, tell that bish sum, chit look like hooka wear
@Chi, yeah you gotta have your “I WISH A MUTHFUKA WOULD” face on with these homeless ones here downtown.
@ Chi………………Yea I know! Didja hear about that couple that those homeless dudes jumped at that Jewel’s on Roosevelt?!
Got mad cause the wife said she wasn’t giving them chit. I think I read that they stomped her teeth out.
@Dimpz, Chi and Yall
When I was younger this homeless dude asked my friend and I for some change while we were going into the store and I told him to wait till we got out. When we got out dude was down the street beggin somebody else. We wasn’t checkin for him anyway and started walking down the street. Homeless guy starts running a dead sprint behind us and when he got close my buddy stole him because he didn’t know who he was. Dude fell back and hit his head on a semi truck that was parked there and hit the groung shaking like he was havin a seisure. We shook it….
@Ya’ll it’s Eminem now. was a high fashion Smurfette form Harper’s Bazzar mag…Fierce!!!
CFREE says:
DYMOND i hate that flukn cheap azz clothn line Coco has, tell that bish sum, chit look like hooka wear
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Hmmp, maybe that’s where tuhiry got her dress from
Lunchtime! please have a new post up when i return!
SamYell JacksEm is AWESOME says:
@Dimpz
My damn groin muscles swole up like Popeye’s forearms and my tongue is hyper extended. <—-My fave part 
Naw, my job is mostly delegation so I don’t work nearly as hard as I used to.
Last week my girl bumped into an old friend and had her come to the crib. Shorty started talkin about havin a threesome which never came to fruition. My girl and I talked about it later on in the week. Long story short, I had to beat old puzzy like it was new puzzy the whole weekend and took yesterday off to cement it. My damn groin muscles swole up like Popeye’s forearms and my tongue is hyper extended.
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BAM!
SANDRA CAN WE PLEASE GET A
We done wore this one the fukk out!!!
yeah chibytx the homeless here in Dallas aren’t too aggressive except for one I know named Cook–SMH that I know his damn name. He will ask you real nice for a quater and if you don’t have it go he goes fed on you. Told me fluck you bish last time. I was like how you gonna cuss me for something I don’t even have!
@ Chi………………Yea I know! Didja hear about that couple that those homeless dudes jumped at that Jewel’s on Roosevelt?!
Got mad cause the wife said she wasn’t giving them chit. I think I read that they stomped her teeth out.
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Naw I aint hear about that….DAYUM…they stomped her teeth out??? that’s crazy!!!
The last time I went to McDonald’s for breakfast some chick was waiting outside the and as I left she saked if she could have some of my orange juice. I was like
@ Sam………….I had a friend buy a burger for one claiming to want money for food. That nig went off on her ass for not giving her the money. She threw that shyt away and kept it moving
Dimpz, Chi and Yall
When I was younger this homeless dude asked my friend and I for some change while we were going into the store and I told him to wait till we got out. When we got out dude was down the street beggin somebody else. We wasn’t checkin for him anyway and started walking down the street. Homeless guy starts running a dead sprint behind us and when he got close my buddy stole him because he didn’t know who he was. Dude fell back and hit his head on a semi truck that was parked there and hit the groung shaking like he was havin a seisure. We shook it….
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Ya’ll done killed the homeless man…aint that a bitch!!
@Chi……………Girl, these ppl nutz!
Ok, Mrs. Wms, that’s what I thought, but didn’t want to assume. She was laying there Fierce!
Sam
Hell, if I got it, I do buy a meal for a homeless person about every other month…
Dimpz, they did. And she had just started a new job & didn’t have any insurance…
@Mrs
The homeless people here will ask your ask for a specific amount…like “uhmm do you have $3.74. I’m trying to get this fifth of Skol and I’m a little short”
They dont give a fukk!!!
Dimpz, they did. And she had just started a new job & didn’t have any insurance
Now she gotta walk around with no teeth cause a homeless person stomped them out….that’s sooooo extremely fukked up!!
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Dimpz, ET phone home…
Chi, you either gotta be church-lady nice OR Mz. ATTITUDE when dealing with these homeless, cuz there may be a fight
@ Chi………….. How the hell you gone ask me to support your booze habit?!
@ Yall……… That’s messed up
Chi, they were holding fundraisers for her… Hell, just keep a 4 quarters in your pocket and be ready to give it up (to 4 homeless people)…before they ask
@ Yall… I’m trying to reply, stoopid arse reception
Chi, Me & Dimpz will report back with our Homeless Update after lunch. There’s sure to be something to write about…
MzDimplez1123 says:
@ Chi………….. How the hell you gone ask me to support your booze habit?!
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That has happened to me more than once…i used to live in the dorms downtown at Roosevlt University….they be trying to get the college kids’ money!!!!
@Mrslove
Thanks!
Dimpz, I got it. I said : “K
”
Hell naw…she didnt wanna gain weight during her pregancy… the doctor should make bishes like that terminate their pregancy…since they neglecting the baby BEFORE its even born….
:blinks:
Yall still crazy says:
Chi, Me & Dimpz will report back with our Homeless Update after lunch. There’s sure to be something to write about…
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ok…..i guesss i’m gonna come back later cause Sandra refuses to post a new post….
Goo’t Afternoon, Err’One!
I meant
or however the hell you do that damn emoticon.
@Laykeya
What? I feel like its neglect and its mad selfish….when you are pregnant you put yourself SECOND!! All vanity goes out the door!!
Eb says:
Has anybody read Toya Carters coloring book yet?
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She always Re-tweeting what people say about her book, talking about they bought it and now they are so inspired by her, best book they ever read etc,etc…
Only on SR can we witness a duplicate fight
So Yall just forgot about me huh! my battery to my hoveround died turnin into wing stop
@suga please check #295
I wonder if she will admint that her brother Miguel, is the boy from Samrt guy?
Frenchichi
thank you for lookin out for me!
Yall still crazy says:
Only on SR can we witness a duplicate fight
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Girl I’m tired of fighting…chit I wasted all my energy on the first fight….they can have it…..
*goes to read about Beyonce’s theiving daddy on another blog site…..her name starts with a N and it rymes with itchie…..
I had a nightmare that Nicki Minaj’s teef and Lil Kim’s plastic surgeon were chasin me.
And her teef were wearing a pink wig.
Luscious, hold me
@French Friskie
Didn’t I tell you that I hadn’t gotten the insurance on the jet ski and yacht yet?!? Why u letting all these ppl ride?!?
@Mirs
Hey bew!!
@mirs
hey girl 
@alex i can’t be waiting on you boo you take forever and a day!
me and @yall got places to go to! be luxurious at!
Heyyyyyy Alex Is Soooooo Ratchett!!!!!
Heyyyyy Frenchie!!!!! I spoke to you comments ago, and you ain’t respond til now.
I almost added you to my “To Be
” list.
@French
If u weren’t distracting me with all those kisses, I could get some things done.
@Yall
Such a bad influence!!!!
@mirs i know i feel like a huge ASS damn idk how that happen!
mirssss
i kept saying oh shyt you didnt
Well they did raise a baby on Twitches 2
Yall be going to that shank/heffa list real fast I see!!!
Looks like Daddy Matt is countersuing
Friskme KI$$E$ says:
@mirs i know i feel like a huge ASS damn idk how that happen!
i kept saying oh shyt you didnt mirssss
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That’s more like it. *puts
away*
Hey Alex!
Where you been boo?
MzDimplez1123 says:
Looks like Daddy Matt is countersuing
this chit is about to get ugly…Matty’s reputation is on the line…I hope Jay got enough securiy at Live Nation….
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I just read that….He say he didnt steal nothing….
Hey Sissy!!! I’ve been super busy lately but in 3 days I’ll be chilling in Puerto Rico with my feet up!!!!
<—–rum punch
*hold Meerkat clost to the twins*
There there..wait… that’s not a bottle!
@alex i can’t help it ki$$e$ is my middle name!
don’t blame @yall she’s my bestest e-friend!
@mirssss i was just in newark for the kellz concert…thought bout u
hmphhhhh i didnt get an invite to my homeland Puerto Rico
I DRINK RUM TOO!
@ Chi….Then Bey hired one of those Live Nation peeps as her manager, I hope they’re not pulling one over on her to get rid of Matt
@ Sissy……………IWannaGoToPortaRicoToo! <–whiny voice
Jussayin…. I deserve a
for that!!
@French
I was trying to tell you in that proposal that you said you didn’t get. *lies*
@Sissy
I have a yacht big enough to cruise us down there. Let’s go!!! Don’t worry, I hired a driver. French and Yall will not be behind the wheel!!
Where is Sandra?
Hey everyone, and I do mean EVERYONE!!!!!
@saso you get a
for that!
@alex i swear i didn’t :shurg:
*packs my bags to go off with alex*
what time does our flight take off?
Don’t worry, I hired a driver. French and Yall will not be behind the wheel!!
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LUSCIOUS LOLITA AKA SUGA WALLS says:
*hold Meerkat clost to the twins*
There there..wait… that’s not a bottle!
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Sassy if you dont get cho ass out!!!!!!!!
Friskme KI$$E$ says:
@alex i can’t help it ki$$e$ is my middle name!
don’t blame @yall she’s my bestest e-friend!
@mirssss i was just in newark for the kellz concert…thought bout u
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When were you in Newark????? 12 or 13 people, just got shot in Newark, unfortunately one of them died. A damn 15 year old.
I hate to laugh at this chick, but can she really write a book on motherhood after giving birth only 2 weeks ago? Now she’s an expert on motherhood? That’s rather grandiose of Tia to think people would buy a book about her birthing experiences while we’re in a recession. Couldn’t she cover her birthing experience and all the tips she learned in one blog post?
^^^
NAW, Please go ahead an LAUGH Ms. Sandra because it’s F-ing HILARIOUS… SOME “Supposedly” Black folks take to Hollyweird LIKE Flies take to SHYT (Word!!!)
@French
Flight leaves at 8:20pm. We’re flying on some airline Dawn Sheen recommended. I hope it’s legit.
GOOD Afternoon to Everybody and S/O to @Alex and @chibytex …
Long-Time (NO SEE Peeps…)
@peachezzz
hows the pup pup
StillASassyOne says:
I’d just like to point out that I’ve been reading this whole post and I didn’t even jump in and comment back where ya’ll KNOW I usually would have because we’ve all had this argument before.
Jussayin…. I deserve a for that!!
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@French
Don’t u take ur azz back to Newark!!! You hear?!? I haven’t gotten that life insurance policy on u yet!!!
MzDimplez1123 says:
@ Chi….Then Bey hired one of those Live Nation peeps as her manager, I hope they’re not pulling one over on her to get rid of Matt
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I heard she hired Ty Ty….Jay’s best friend…..
ELOVE I SWEAR FO GAWD!!!!!!
@Sassy
That was very mature of you….
400+ comments? Wow. I know it can’t be about the topic of the thread. Either someone is arguing or Sandra After Dark is going on kinda early today.
Sup Peach Puss
@mirs
AN 11 year OLD Boy was charged w/ 1st Degree Murder for shooting a 39 year Old Female… SHE was killed by a single Gun-Shot wound and Their STILL trying to figure out the relationship between Them (Real…)
Sup Elove!!!
CG It went real wrong real fast!
Awww shyt….
Hey ELove, Peachpussycat…
@Laykeya
What? I feel like its neglect and its mad selfish….when you are pregnant you put yourself SECOND!! All vanity goes out the door!!
I just thought your comment was a little harsh and ignorant that she’s eating a salad out of vanity. I mean not all pregnant women can eat full course meals. That’s why they have supplements. A lot of people get bad acid reflux. I mean vegetarians have kids don’t they? let her obgyn worry about her health. anyway I’m off this on.
Sup Elove!! You know I sneak in from time to time.
Hey Peach!!
Alex
even though you won't let me drive. Hmmp, we just went through the manatees that one time ok maybe 5 times, but just for fun. And fyi- we (me) traded in all of those jet skis and the yacht for A JET 
*hi5* @ Sassy
Hey Elove!
ELove says:
@mirs
AN 11 year OLD Boy was charged w/ 1st Degree Murder for shooting a 39 year Old Female… SHE was killed by a single Gun-Shot wound and Their STILL trying to figure out the relationship between Them (Real…)
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SMH. This chit is outta hand.
I just thought your comment was a little harsh and ignorant that she’s eating a salad out of vanity. I mean not all pregnant women can eat full course meals. That’s why they have supplements. A lot of people get bad acid reflux. I mean vegetarians have kids don’t they? let her obgyn worry about her health. anyway I’m off this on.
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Ok? And? What’s your point……I’m sticking to what I said…..
TWO pieces of lettuce does NOT equate to a salad……
Somebody just got a package…. #bigkidatheart
And yes vegaterians do have kids…my sister n law is one…but she eats more than lettuce…and she has meat substitutes that look like meat…cause she needs PROTEIN to survive….
@ Chi….
I hope that was a smart move, for Bey’s sake.
I just wanna thank everybody who acknowledged that I was being ma-toore and nice and kind and level-headed today!
@Choco
See?! It’s working already!
@Brown
Why I gotta leave tho? What I do NOW?!
Yeah I was in Newark for a Concert…… R.Kelly he was yummy!
When i’m in Newark it’s in and out baby!
@YALL we need need new bikinis! STAT!
#icant
Soooooooo in other news, I just saved 15% on car insurance by calling Geico.
I think I made my point didn’t I? Your comment was ignorant. Did you actually see the pic to know it was LITERALLY two pieces of lettuce or did you just run with what another commenter posted. Because u wanted to say some dumb shyt?
*jumps over Depaul, Sugarbliss and Michigan avenue so my nosy ass can see what’s in Yall’s box*
Presses MY NOSE right up to @MzDimpz… HELLO BABY
@FeFe
Heeeyyyy There LADY !!!
@mirs
I KNOW, It’s just So F-ing Ridiculous NOW (PURE Disgusting)
Wonders if the package was a jet.
SMH at myself why am I even responding this?
*goes and does jumping jacks in front of MM*
Why? NO reason, i’m bored.
*off to lunch*
Frenchie, I have the 'kini list & I am waiting on His (no bootlegs allowed)
@Laykeya
Why would someone lie about a tweet…when it can be easily found….and no you didnt make your point….you must be one of them dumb bishes I was referring too….
@ ELove…You were mesmerizes by my big ass eyes too huh? LOL
*whispers to Dimpz what IT is*
#torturesAlexcuzshedoesntknow
Jet. Good One…..
<–2pcs of lettuce started all kinds of fights
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Yall still crazy says:
<–2pcs of lettuce started all kinds of fights
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Maybe they're trying out for the debate team.
dammit dimpz i love your gravi!
HISSSSSSSSSSSSSS WHERE DA FLUCK YOU AT?!?!!? WE GOING TO PR
It’s funny how some people never seem to get the point! But anyway on to more important issues. Did Sandra ever do the story on the HIV-positive man who raped his six month old son? That shyt is crazy.
How you ‘gon have a show with your sister and only one of you is getting production credits? She has always been the more profitable twin but still :/
@French
I go home and do that every evening!!! 
You’re doing it right now aren’t u?!?
WUTWUZMISSIN! The weird hormonal/chemical thing that makes you “forget” the pain is so real. SECONDS after excreting my blessing I tried to remember the pain I’d just gone through (drug free with my crazy a$$) and couldn’t really remember it. Weird.
Dawn Sheen says:
OAN I got stuck in the bath tub and had to wait til my baby daddy came home to help me get out…. I remember trying to be romantic and take a bath with him it was so nice of him to get in there w/ my fat ass…I remember wen my neck disappeared I was all head and shoulders… I had the ass of a video hoe tho but the neck of precious…
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She only ate two pieces of lettuce for dinner? Well, at least she stopped getting tans because of her pregnancy – She is pale as HAIL! I still like her and her sister though. They are not ALL OUT THERE! If they want to pay her for HER thoughts on pregnancy – More power to her! Do your thang, Melanie!