Tia Mowry, one half of Hollywood's best known black twin stars, is writing a book on motherhood after giving birth only a couple of weeks ago. Talk about narcissistic?

Mowry, 32, took to her Twitter page yesterday to deliver the news to her followers:

"Great News!!!!! I am now an AUTHOR!!! I am writing a BOOK! So excited about this new adventure! More news to follow!!! xoxo I am working with Penguin Group, 4 my first book, Oh, Baby!, n which I share the experiences of my first pregnancy & the tips I've learned. This is something I have always wanted to do and I am thrilled to share this journey with all my fans:),"

I hate to laugh at this chick, but can she really write a book on motherhood after giving birth only 2 weeks ago? Now she's an expert on motherhood? That's rather grandiose of Tia to think people would buy a book about her birthing experiences while we're in a recession. Couldn't she cover her birthing experience and all the tips she learned in one blog post?

Tia and her twin sister Tamera, also have a new reality show set to premiere next month.

According to the Hollywood Reporter, the show will cover Tia's pregnancy and Tamera's engagement to Fox News correspondent Adam Housely. Tia is an executive producer of the series along with her manager, Adam Griffin.

  • http://youtu.be/8A2Mfu0Yc5Q chibytex aka overweight hamster

    :yawn:

  • http://twitter.com/eastpointvet eastpointvet

    she is mighty pale in that pic. how you gonna write a book about that like she some expert dont you suppose to wait until your kids grown? at least walking lol

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EWW5NhVpi_U Man, I just don’t care™

    :blink:
    Look like she using that same chit Sammy Sosa using.

  • jazi65

    She can tell us everything she learned during the opening credits of her reality show & save the paper.

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k8jO3KcMlWE Feline Feminine in the flesh

    I was kind of thinking the same thing you are Sandra...how does she know anything about motherhood worth writing a book about and she's only been a mother for 2 weeks? :shrugs:

    Maybe she's just excited and happy...so I'll be happy for her... :)

  • Yardgirl

    I didn't even know she had the baby!! I have to agree that her writing a book is, to use Miss Sandra's big word, grandiose :yes: I am sure she has good intentions, but to be an expert you have to have real life experience and she does not :no:

  • http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco aka Hippie

    Sandra I concur with you - I mean really I don't wanna read a mommy book from a 2 week old mother :rolleyes:

  • STL OPINION!

    If yall read her statement she CLEARLY stated said she writing a book on her pregnancy...

  • Eb

    oh she had the :pacifier:

  • http://twitter.com/#!/Birdshu Bird

    Lord forgive me, but she really gets on my nerves. I used to love her until I started following her on Twitter. She's an undercover conceited chick. And when she tweeted that salad with two leaves of lettuce talking about "yummy" and stating that was her pregnant woman dinner I wanted to slap the sh*t out of her. Now this dumb mess. I have to unfollow her so I can go back to liking her. I guess there are some things I just don't want to know about my favorite celebs.

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ShOQQOy5pf8 LUSCIOUS LOLITA AKA SUGA WALLS

    Do folks really care enough for them to even have a show????

  • YSoSeriousPoopsOnPedos

    She's not claiming to be any kind of expert. And once again another Sandra headline is misleading and meant to bait people that don't actually read the posts. :rolleyes:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OtFBNflNX-U OHoney

    Interesting....

  • Daisy

    I am ready to see her baby CONGRATS

    Nobody is forcing anybody to read her book or any other celeb book :coffee:

  • Eb

    Has anybody read Toya Carters coloring book yet?

  • renegadesince1985

    Her statement clearly says the book is about HER EXPERIENCES DURING HER FIRST PREGNANCY AND THINGS SHE LEARNED. How that equates to her claiming to be an expert i'm not sure...Shame on you Sandra. :nono:

    Reading is fundamental.... :coffee:

  • http://youtu.be/8A2Mfu0Yc5Q chibytex aka overweight hamster

    Lord forgive me, but she really gets on my nerves. I used to love her until I started following her on Twitter. She’s an undercover conceited chick. And when she tweeted that salad with two leaves of lettuce talking about “yummy” and stating that was her pregnant woman dinner I wanted to slap the sh*t out of her. Now this dumb mess. I have to unfollow her so I can go back to liking her. I guess there are some things I just don’t want to know about my favorite celebs.
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    Hell naw...she didnt wanna gain weight during her pregancy... :rolleyes: the doctor should make bishes like that terminate their pregancy...since they neglecting the baby BEFORE its even born....

  • http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco aka Hippie

    No one is forcing us and no one is forcing anyone else - still am not interested in her pregnancy :rolleyes:

  • STL OPINION!

    She’s not claiming to be any kind of expert. And once again another Sandra headline is misleading and meant to bait people that don’t actually read the posts.

    by YSoSeriousPoopsOnPedos
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    Exactly it clearly states it an these commenters dont read just write smh

  • http://youtu.be/8A2Mfu0Yc5Q chibytex aka overweight hamster

    LUSCIOUS LOLITA AKA SUGA WALLS says:

    Do folks really care enough for them to even have a show????
    ___________________
    :nono: :nono: :nono:

  • http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco aka Hippie

    :lol: @ EB

  • YSoSeriousPoopsOnPedos

    Might be time for me to leave this post now... :kona:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ShOQQOy5pf8 LUSCIOUS LOLITA AKA SUGA WALLS

    so some producers sat down with her and her manager and thought "this show is gonna be a hit"

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OtFBNflNX-U OHoney

    :lol: @Eb

  • http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco aka Hippie

    OMG :rolleyes: GEESH!

  • http://twitter.com/_imOther_ Mamacita

    All I have to say is that you DON'T have to be an expert on a subject to share your personal experiences, what you've learned, and how you have grown through whatever the subject may be.

    Where did she say she was an expert? I wish people would read...*sigh*

  • ValerieB1

    Its not that serious. Im pretty sure she had the same contractions all mothers have experienced. I dont see a need for a book.

  • Dawn Sheen

    I am writing a book, it will be a picture book w/ pop ups and sound effects. It will be called a Day in the life of Dawn Sheen and the day my cheap thong chapped my ass... I do hope you all will read it... I will have the book signing at IHop.

  • http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco aka Hippie

    @Lo
    No they are hoping that their disney fans will follow them into their adulthood! Cute girls but I was never one to watch anything with them in it NOT MY CUP OF TEA!

  • http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco aka Hippie

    How many more I wish ppl would read comments - WTF!

  • YSoSeriousPoopsOnPedos

    (pre-orders two copies of DAWN's book)

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ShOQQOy5pf8 LUSCIOUS LOLITA AKA SUGA WALLS

    I can see this post goin soooo wrong

  • Dawn Sheen

    I am also writing a book about my pregnancy, the hard knock life I lived, how I got Tanf, WIC, and $175 in EBT (the card NOT the cable channel) while I was pregnant. #I miss juicy juice

  • http://twitter.com/_imOther_ Mamacita

    So her eating a salad means that she should be forced to abort her baby? :rolleyes:

    Oh ok...

  • Dawn Sheen

    YSoSeriousPoopsOnPedos says:

    (pre-orders two copies of DAWN’s book)

    --

    Thank you, I put a pair of skivvies in your order...

  • http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco aka Hippie

    I am also writing a book about my pregnancy, the hard knock life I lived, how I got Tanf, WIC, and $175 in EBT (the card NOT the cable channel) while I was pregnant. #I miss juicy juice
    ___________________
    And this book will surely outsell hers and her pregnancy experience

  • Dawn Sheen

    I am selectively reading comments... some of you people are crazy.. not crazy like me but Gucci Mane, lotion in a basket bottom of well crazy...

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ShOQQOy5pf8 LUSCIOUS LOLITA AKA SUGA WALLS

    :dead:

  • http://youtu.be/8A2Mfu0Yc5Q chibytex aka overweight hamster

    NO eating TWO pieces of lettuce and calling it DINNER while you are pregnant does though....

    :coffee:

  • http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco aka Hippie

    NO eating TWO pieces of lettuce and calling it DINNER while you are pregnant does though….
    ____________________
    :lol:

  • YSoSeriousPoopsOnPedos

    LUSCIOUS!! :hugs:

    It sure is. I'm debating on whether I should stick around or get somewhere safe. :think:

  • http://youtu.be/8A2Mfu0Yc5Q chibytex aka overweight hamster

    am also writing a book about my pregnancy, the hard knock life I lived, how I got Tanf, WIC, and $175 in EBT (the card NOT the cable channel) while I was pregnant. #I miss juicy juice
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    I'll buy that chit.... :rofl:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k8jO3KcMlWE Feline Feminine in the flesh

    :rolleyes: ...*follows YSO right out of this post and suggests folks to read her screen name and say it 5 times to themselves*...

  • TruGemini

    Honey chile please :rolleyes:

    I mean I like "Melanie" and all but I damn show ain't bout to buy a book from her (or anyone else for that matter) about motherhood.

    Seems like people in Hollyweird do shyt for the attention it's sure to gain. They be ready to pimp their new babies, relationships, etc before it even has time to get comfortable.... attention whores, all of 'em.

  • LadeeA

    Why would we want to read a book on her pregnancy, like most women don't know what being pregnant is like. :shrugs: It's nothing new and honestly, some women don't want to hear about no fairytale pregnancies because it is not pleasant for every woman.

    OAN she looks happy and pretty.

  • Urbanrose

    Gosh Mamacita, you took the words write out of my mouth she specifically said HER EXPERIENCE OF HER PREGNANCY,OAN I think the first two weeks of bringing home a baby is keen due to the fact you hardly ever see about how, they may not poop, or may not latch on or how to clean their umbilical cord properly. I say thumbs up to any young Black Girl Star or not who is doing something positive with her life.

  • Dawn Sheen

    Choco aka Hippie says:

    I am also writing a book about my pregnancy, the hard knock life I lived, how I got Tanf, WIC, and $175 in EBT (the card NOT the cable channel) while I was pregnant. #I miss juicy juice
    ___________________
    And this book will surely outsell hers and her pregnancy experience

    ---

    I will detail my 55 pound weight gain, 26 ultra sounds, 37 week delivery, driving myself to da spilla with my gas light on, how I had just got some churches chicken, how I windmilled the nurse who gave me a cathater (there will be a pop up)

  • YSoSeriousPoopsOnPedos

    @DAWN

    Thanks. One can never have to many pairs. Now tell me which kind of crazy I am? And can I get a check for it?

  • http://mylifeinthesun782.blogspot.com Ms. Everything

    :rolleyes: she's not claiming to be an expert, she's writing on her experience being pregnant for the first time. Now personally I won't be reading it but that's because I've been there and done that but there are probably alot of 1st time mothers wanting to read an honest account about what to expect that doesn't read like a medical journal. Most pregnancy books are really annoying and technical which is why women may buy and read What To Expect but stay asking friends/fam about their experiences

  • http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco aka Hippie

    Seems like people in Hollyweird do shyt for the attention it’s sure to gain. They be ready to pimp their new babies, relationships, etc before it even has time to get comfortable…. attention whores, all of ‘em.
    ______________________
    Right her baby's only two weeks old focus on that :shrugs:

  • http://twitter.com/_imOther_ Mamacita

    That sounds like a bit of an exaggeration to me. But whatever you want to believe is on you.

    I guess you're an "expert" on what pregnant women should eat. Maybe you should write a book... :coffee:

  • Dawn Sheen

    chibytex aka overweight hamster says:

    NO eating TWO pieces of lettuce and calling it DINNER while you are pregnant does though….

    ---

    I ate a watermelon a day, not a punk ass hollywood watermelon, a full country one split down the middle...on newspaper I also ate 50-11 cups of crushed ice...

  • http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco aka Hippie

    :lol: @ Dawn
    Seriously I still think yours will read more interesting

  • http://youtu.be/8A2Mfu0Yc5Q chibytex aka overweight hamster

    I will detail my 55 pound weight gain, 26 ultra sounds, 37 week delivery, driving myself to da spilla with my gas light on, how I had just got some churches chicken, how I windmilled the nurse who gave me a cathater (there will be a pop up)
    ____________________________________________
    :hahaha:
    Dawn you should reallly do that chit.....it would sell...cause this is REAL chit that happens when you preggers....Dont nobody wanna hear how Tia had people wait on her hand and foot while she was preggers...she seems so :lame: and boring

  • J2201987

    But there are BILLIONS of women that get pregnant. :coffee:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OtFBNflNX-U OHoney

    I'd buy Daws book....if it wasn't a pop up

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OtFBNflNX-U OHoney

    *Dawn's

  • YSoSeriousPoopsOnPedos

    I don't know what being pregnant is like nor do I want to. :no:

    #NeverBoughtTheHype

  • CFREE

    CONGRATS TO THEM ON THE NEW EDITION :cheer:

  • http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco aka Hippie

    Going to lunch this chit is like folks are being censored who cares everyone has an opinion so let them state it! I don't understand y folks want to call out other ppls comments that don't directly relate to them chit is STUPID!

  • http://youtu.be/8A2Mfu0Yc5Q chibytex aka overweight hamster

    Mamacita says:

    That sounds like a bit of an exaggeration to me. But whatever you want to believe is on you.

    I guess you’re an “expert” on what pregnant women should eat. Maybe you should write a book…
    _________________________________
    it aint hard to find the tweet if she DID say it....and No i'm not an expert but i do have a 23 month old daughter...so I know wtf a pregnat SHOULD be eating and it aint no damn lettuce....

  • Dawn Sheen

    OAN I got stuck in the bath tub and had to wait til my baby daddy came home to help me get out.... I remember trying to be romantic and take a bath with him it was so nice of him to get in there w/ my fat ass...I remember wen my neck disappeared I was all head and shoulders... I had the ass of a video hoe tho but the neck of precious...

  • CFREE

    Wonder what her "actor" husband is gon do to generate income since the baby born :think:

  • http://youtu.be/8A2Mfu0Yc5Q chibytex aka overweight hamster

    Choco aka Hippie says:

    Going to lunch this chit is like folks are being censored who cares everyone has an opinion so let them state it! I don’t understand y folks want to call out other ppls comments that don’t directly relate to them chit is STUPID!
    ____________________________
    BASICALLY!!! Folks love to hate Chibytex.....that is all!!! :yahoo:

  • http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco aka Hippie

    I had the ass of a video hoe tho but the neck of precious…
    _____________________
    So in need of your comic relief :lol:

  • KDub

    Tia and her twin sister Tamera, also have a new reality show set to premiere next month.
    --------------------------------------------------------------
    I have been wishing for the Mowry twins to get lost for a long time. I mean yall THIRTY PLUS! Why the fugg yall still making movies/doing shows together...."Double Trouble Part 26...Tia Gets Married"...Like really. Do we see the Olsen twins STILL making movies/having a show that features boff of them? What about Kelly Pitts and her twin?

  • YSoSeriousPoopsOnPedos

    I didn't know offering an opinion on someone else's opinion meant you was calling them out. I thought that's what we did here. Silly me. :coffee:

  • mirsmommy

    Dawn Sheen says:

    OAN I got stuck in the bath tub and had to wait til my baby daddy came home to help me get out…. I remember trying to be romantic and take a bath with him it was so nice of him to get in there w/ my fat ass…I remember wen my neck disappeared I was all head and shoulders… I had the ass of a video hoe tho but the neck of precious…
    _______________________

    :dead:

  • Dawn Sheen

    OHoney says:

    I’d buy Daws book….if it wasn’t a pop up

    ----

    Come on son.. buy it... there are 3 pop ups... one which is doggystyle to show who my baby was created...

    two the middle finger I gave the kroger brand test i took as it turned as I pee'd OAN the middle finger I gave my babydaddy wen I found out he was "seperated" and had a heffa pregnant same time as my lame ass... never trust a big nut and a smile

    third pop up will be wen I pop my coochie for the baby to come out.. it didn't work but I have Luke theme music for the c-section... OAN the book smells like Curve :)

  • http://youtu.be/8A2Mfu0Yc5Q chibytex aka overweight hamster

    I had the ass of a video hoe tho but the neck of precious…
    ______________________________________________________
    :rofl: :rofl:

  • Dawn Sheen

    Would y'all quite <- copyright Waka Flame fighting... I am trying to hustle my book..

  • lovinme

    She never said she was an expert and never said she was writing a how to book for mother hood. She said she was writing a book about her experience and what she learned and tips she may have... so wtf is the problem why hate?

  • http://mylifeinthesun782.blogspot.com Ms. Everything

    @Yso I love my kids and my pregnancies weren't the absolute worst but childbirth scares and disgusts me and that stupid What to Expect book had me terrified during my first pregnancy. If I'd read that before getting pregnant my children would not be here now

    OAN: I like the Mowry twins, always have. Unlike alot of child actors and regular actors in general, they both stay out of the spotlight when not working, got their education and have been pretty controversy free :shrugs: If anything their parents need to write a book on how they raised 3 child actors to successful adulthood in Hollywood

  • http://youtu.be/8A2Mfu0Yc5Q chibytex aka overweight hamster

    Double Trouble Part 26…Tia Gets Married”…Like really. Do we see the Olsen twins STILL making movies/having a show that features boff of them? What about Kelly Pitts and her twin?
    ___________________
    Cause they are :lame:

  • http://twitter.com/#!/Birdshu Bird

    Mamacita says:

    So her eating a salad means that she should be forced to abort her baby?

    Oh ok…

    **************************

    I ain't say all dat. It just revealed to me how Hollyweird she is when I kinda had a fantasy of her being a normal down to earth chick. Clearly that size 0 is important to her.

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ShOQQOy5pf8 LUSCIOUS LOLITA AKA SUGA WALLS

    so there's gonna be an e beef wbout whether or no she should write a book????

  • http://youtu.be/8A2Mfu0Yc5Q chibytex aka overweight hamster

    never trust a big nut and a smile
    ___________________
    :kona:

  • Dawn Sheen

    lovinme says:

    She never said she was an expert and never said she was writing a how to book for mother hood. She said she was writing a book about her experience and what she learned and tips she may have… so wtf is the problem why hate?

    ---

    I'm not hating... I'm just trying to ride her coat tail and hustle my book...

  • WUTWUZMISSIN!

    I don't know what in da :cuss: that makes a woman (like myself)have more than one kid? I mean we are taught as kids, when something hurts we don't do that again... We touch something hot.. hurt.. we remember to don't touch it again.. What is it about pregnancy and the pain of delivery that makes us say...ehhh it wasn't that bad... I think I'll try it again, and again, and again...? :rofl:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k8jO3KcMlWE Feline Feminine in the flesh

    Come on son.. buy it… there are 3 pop ups… one which is doggystyle to show who my baby was created…

    two the middle finger I gave the kroger brand test i took as it turned as I pee’d OAN the middle finger I gave my babydaddy wen I found out he was “seperated” and had a heffa pregnant same time as my lame ass… never trust a big nut and a smile

    third pop up will be wen I pop my coochie for the baby to come out.. it didn’t work but I have Luke theme music for the c-section… OAN the book smells like Curve
    ___

    Dawn STOOPPPPPP ITTTT! :hahaha:

  • Dawn Sheen

    LUSCIOUS LOLITA AKA SUGA WALLS says:

    so there’s gonna be an e beef wbout whether or no she should write a book????

    ---

    Yes, it looks like it... ugh... :( I won't be able to sell my book b/c the Nancy Grace's are here...

  • http://youtu.be/8A2Mfu0Yc5Q chibytex aka overweight hamster

    I ain’t say all dat. It just revealed to me how Hollyweird she is when I kinda had a fantasy of her being a normal down to earth chick. Clearly that size 0 is important to her.
    ___________________
    That's the chit that pisses me off...Dont get preggers and then NEGLECT your baby nutrition wise cause you trying to maintain you stick figure ass figure...

  • http://twitter.com/#!/Birdshu Bird

    chibytex aka overweight hamster says:

    it aint hard to find the tweet if she DID say it….and No i’m not an expert but i do have a 23 month old daughter…so I know wtf a pregnat SHOULD be eating and it aint no damn lettuce….
    **************************

    Oh its there unless she removed it. Hell look on my page. I was so flabbergasted that I responded to her about it and I don't tweet much. She was already getting on my nerves before that, but that put me over the top with her.

  • Dawn Sheen

    WUTWUZMISSIN! says:

    I don’t know what in da that makes a woman (like myself)have more than one kid? I mean we are taught as kids, when something hurts we don’t do that again… We touch something hot.. hurt.. we remember to don’t touch it again.. What is it about pregnancy and the pain of delivery that makes us say…ehhh it wasn’t that bad… I think I’ll try it again, and again, and again…?
    ---

    It's the process.. that wood ain't no joke.. it hurt first go round... then it feels great... oh to remember when...

  • lovezoe

    Eating fatback doesn't make it any better. That is why we are the fattest people (United States), wecare supposed to eat nutricious during pregnancy. It is a myth you are eating for two. Technically, you are only supposed to eat only an additional 200/300 calories to your current intake.

  • Dawn Sheen

    :offtopic:

    Does anyone (females) remember having a hymen? I miss mine...

  • Dawn Sheen

    I wonder if she will admint that her brother Miguel, is the boy from Samrt guy?

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ShOQQOy5pf8 LUSCIOUS LOLITA AKA SUGA WALLS

    BIRD
    How's your brother
    Is he single
    Does he need a mistress
    I'm available
    I have no kids/no baggage
    Honestly I just wanna do him!!!!

    carryon

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OtFBNflNX-U OHoney

    speaking of pregnant...my stomach hurts
    #random
    Dawn ok I'll buy your book but I will tear out the pop-ups :yes:

  • YSoSeriousPoopsOnPedos

    They say holding the baby in your arms erases all the other sht. I'm a keep letting THEM say that. :coffee:

  • WUTWUZMISSIN!

    Dawn Sheen says:

    WUTWUZMISSIN! says:

    I don’t know what in da that makes a woman (like myself)have more than one kid? I mean we are taught as kids, when something hurts we don’t do that again… We touch something hot.. hurt.. we remember to don’t touch it again.. What is it about pregnancy and the pain of delivery that makes us say…ehhh it wasn’t that bad… I think I’ll try it again, and again, and again…?

    It’s the process.. that wood ain’t no joke.. it hurt first go round… then it feels great… oh to remember when…
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    :think: Now that I think about it... good wood will make you retarded for a lil while... :shrug: maybe your on to something...

  • http://youtu.be/8A2Mfu0Yc5Q chibytex aka overweight hamster

    Eating fatback doesn’t make it any better. That is why we are the fattest people (United States), wecare supposed to eat nutricious during pregnancy. It is a myth you are eating for two. Technically, you are only supposed to eat only an additional 200/300 calories to your current intake.
    _________________________________________________
    who the fukk said anything about eating fatback....she needs to eat a BALANCED meal with protein......

    Muthafukkers gonna raise the fukk up off me...real talk...i'm getting real tired of the slick talk chit....

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k8jO3KcMlWE Feline Feminine in the flesh

    I promise when folks come into a post and get all serious it sure does kill the mood of the thread...what a buzz kill...

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ShOQQOy5pf8 LUSCIOUS LOLITA AKA SUGA WALLS

    :popcorn:

    and the saga continues ............

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OtFBNflNX-U OHoney

    Dawn goodbye!! :kona:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ShOQQOy5pf8 LUSCIOUS LOLITA AKA SUGA WALLS

    :peace:

  • http://youtu.be/8A2Mfu0Yc5Q chibytex aka overweight hamster

    Dawn Sheen says:

    I wonder if she will admint that her brother Miguel, is the boy from Samrt guy?
    ____________________________________
    :ghost:

  • WUTWUZMISSIN!

    Dawn Sheen says:

    Does anyone (females) remember having a hymen? I miss mine…
    ------------------------
    :no: I don't miss mine!!! My first was hung like a freaking elephant! I thought when he got up I was gonna see my uterus wrapped around the end of his chit... hellznawIdontmissit :wail:

  • http://twitter.com/_imOther_ Mamacita

    @Bird My comment was directed towards @Chiby who said something about Terminating pregnancies...

    And I won't judge her diet during the entire 9 months because she tweeted one picture from one meal where she was eating a salad. I don't follow her on twitter though. I really don't follow many celebs because most of them really aren't interesting and are very lame :lol:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k8jO3KcMlWE Feline Feminine in the flesh

    YSoSeriousPoopsOnPedos says:

    They say holding the baby in your arms erases all the other sht.
    ___

    I hear this over and over again...my husband and I don't have kids yet, but that will be the shred of hope I hang onto as I try to keep from killing him for putting me in all that pain!

  • lovezoe

    We dont how she eats during the day. People take one picture and go nuts. I think kids should be rear-facing until 2, but I don't go saying they need to lose their child if they don't.

  • http://youtu.be/8A2Mfu0Yc5Q chibytex aka overweight hamster

    I promise when folks come into a post and get all serious it sure does kill the mood of the thread…what a buzz kill…
    ____________________
    its the monkey see monkey do chit that kills it...

  • Yall still crazy

    Chiby, you are sooooo stupid! :hug: I love it................. :lol:

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    For the record, I :heart: the following people (in here now):

    Dawn
    Brown
    Choco
    Yso
    Chi
    Mirs
    Fi
    WUT

    Yall make my day errday!!! :hug:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k8jO3KcMlWE Feline Feminine in the flesh

    I don’t miss mine!!! My first was hung like a freaking elephant! I thought when he got up I was gonna see my uterus wrapped around the end of his chit… hellznawIdontmissit
    __

    Same here...I promise I have not seen another dyck that big since him...I NEVER enjoyed sleeping with him...lmao!

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ShOQQOy5pf8 LUSCIOUS LOLITA AKA SUGA WALLS

    Hey Yall :love:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OtFBNflNX-U OHoney

    Speaking of salad I will go to Wendy's to get me one. I will request that it has more than 2 pieces of lettuce :yes:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k8jO3KcMlWE Feline Feminine in the flesh

    :2dance: @yall!

  • http://youtu.be/8A2Mfu0Yc5Q chibytex aka overweight hamster

    @Bird My comment was directed towards @Chiby who said something about Terminating pregnancies
    ____________________
    I have a right to feel the way I feel...and I dont give a damn if you or whoever else dont like it...
    When you are pregnant the LAST thing you need to be concerned about is weight...she rich...she can pay a muthafukker to help her lose it once the baby is born....

  • KDub

    salad with two leaves of lettuce

    Technically, you are only supposed to eat only an additional 200/300 calories to your current intake.
    ------------------------------------------------------
    Well eating lettuce did not help her meet that caloric goal as lettuce is one of the few zero calorie foods on this erff. It is mostly wata and you burn up any calories it MAY have to begin with just by chewing it.

    And if she chewed da hail out of her two leaves that she tweeted about she was really fugged....

  • Dawn Sheen

    Feline Feminine in the flesh says:

    I promise when folks come into a post and get all serious it sure does kill the mood of the thread…what a buzz kill…

    ---

    Yea, and it's harder than a head full of brown gel to turn the mood around.. damn u Nancy Gracers..out damn spot out

  • WUTWUZMISSIN!

    Feline Feminine in the flesh says:

    YSoSeriousPoopsOnPedos says:

    They say holding the baby in your arms erases all the other sht.
    ___

    I hear this over and over again…my husband and I don’t have kids yet, but that will be the shred of hope I hang onto as I try to keep from killing him for putting me in all that pain!
    --------------------
    Oh Please understand that DURING the labor and delivery, if they don't give you an eppi quick... he gone be allllll kinds of muddafukaz and stupid azzes. Some shyt gone bubble up out your vocabulary that you can trademark... :coffee:

  • Dawn Sheen

    Hey Y'all I love you too sometimes I be thinking about not coming in here but I be missing y'all like a panty w/ only one leg hole

  • http://youtu.be/8A2Mfu0Yc5Q chibytex aka overweight hamster

    For the record, I the following people (in here now):

    Dawn
    Brown
    Choco
    Yso
    Chi
    Mirs
    Fi
    WUT

    Yall make my day errday!!!
    ________________
    right back at'cha babe!

  • http://twitter.com/_imOther_ Mamacita

    @Chi You seem real defensive. If that's how you feel then good. I was just clearing up where my comment came from. Calm down mama :lol: It's really not that serious...

  • Dawn Sheen

    WUTWUZMISSIN! says:

    Dawn Sheen says:

    Does anyone (females) remember having a hymen? I miss mine…
    ————————
    I don’t miss mine!!! My first was hung like a freaking elephant! I thought when he got up I was gonna see my uterus wrapped around the end of his chit… hellznawIdontmissit
    ---

    remember trying to ease it in... sit down, lift up, sit down, lift up oh baby it will only hurt a minute... twat be a fire while u sit in water praying it will stop stanging... how come the finger bang didn't hurt but the wood did?

  • Yall still crazy

    On topic: Is that supposed to be her husband? Or her "shopping friend"?

    Serious question. I don't follow these ladies....

  • WUTWUZMISSIN!

    I WUBS you too YALLSTILLCRAZAAAY!!! :love:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4r7wHMg5Yjg Fayla

    Honey u preggo bew?

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k8jO3KcMlWE Feline Feminine in the flesh

    how come the finger bang didn’t hurt but the wood did?
    ___

    :lol:

  • CFREE

    @DAWN :hahaha:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OtFBNflNX-U OHoney

    Fayla :no:

  • http://youtu.be/8A2Mfu0Yc5Q chibytex aka overweight hamster

    Mamacita says:

    @Chi You seem real defensive. If that’s how you feel then good. I was just clearing up where my comment came from. Calm down mama It’s really not that serious…
    _______________________________________
    You was getting real smart..talking about I should write a book and chit...and you got real defensive when I said that the doctor should terminate pregancies for women who nutritionally neglect their babies while they are pregnant....

    I cant say chit up in here w/o muthafukkers coming at me....like WTF...

  • MzDimplez1123

    @ Yall.................That's her hubby

  • WUTWUZMISSIN!

    Dawn Sheen says:

    WUTWUZMISSIN! says:

    Dawn Sheen says:

    Does anyone (females) remember having a hymen? I miss mine…
    ————————
    I don’t miss mine!!! My first was hung like a freaking elephant! I thought when he got up I was gonna see my uterus wrapped around the end of his chit… hellznawIdontmissit

    remember trying to ease it in… sit down, lift up, sit down, lift up oh baby it will only hurt a minute… twat be a fire while u sit in water praying it will stop stanging… how come the finger bang didn’t hurt but the wood did?
    -----------------
    That would have prolly worked if the head wasn't the size of a plum...did I meantion I stayed with him for almost 10 years... dikmotized.... wide open wasn't the word. He is 7 years older than me too.

  • CFREE

    @Ya'll that is her hubby :yes:

  • Dawn Sheen

    Yall still crazy says:

    On topic: Is that supposed to be her husband? Or her “shopping friend”?

    Serious question. I don’t follow these ladies….

    ---

    don't start u know sandra said he got a case of his brother in law Miguel... riding boots and mesh tshirts and his draws have a flap in the back

  • Yall still crazy

    Dawn, I think that you should dedicate your first your book: Dawn, Da, Dawn, Dawn (like the scary movie music) :rofl:

  • mirsmommy

    That damn Dawn!!!!!! :rofl:

    Heyyyyy Yall :hug:

    Good morning peeps :waves:

  • http://twitter.com/#!/Birdshu Bird

    LUSCIOUS LOLITA AKA SUGA WALLS says:

    BIRD
    How’s your brother
    Is he single
    Does he need a mistress
    I’m available
    I have no kids/no baggage
    Honestly I just wanna do him!!!!

    *********************************

    It's hard to say with him. Not to mention, if I put his business in the skreets he will read me the riot act. I'd just ask if you are over 5'8 and thin?

  • Dymond

    morning folks :waves:
    :heart: tia and tamara and corey

    im not interested in the book but somebody will be
    I dont think that makes them lame if they are

  • http://youtu.be/8A2Mfu0Yc5Q chibytex aka overweight hamster

    MzDimplez1123 says:

    @ Yall……………..That’s her hubby
    ____________________________
    he looks like a knock-off Derwin.....

  • Dawn Sheen

    WUTWUZMISSIN! says:

    Dawn Sheen says:

    WUTWUZMISSIN! says:

    Dawn Sheen says:

    Does anyone (females) remember having a hymen? I miss mine…
    ————————
    I don’t miss mine!!! My first was hung like a freaking elephant! I thought when he got up I was gonna see my uterus wrapped around the end of his chit… hellznawIdontmissit

    remember trying to ease it in… sit down, lift up, sit down, lift up oh baby it will only hurt a minute… twat be a fire while u sit in water praying it will stop stanging… how come the finger bang didn’t hurt but the wood did?
    —————–
    That would have prolly worked if the head wasn’t the size of a plum…did I meantion I stayed with him for almost 10 years… dikmotized…. wide open wasn’t the word. He is 7 years older than me too.

    --------------

    So... u ruint? I bet ur throak all stretched out

  • YSoSeriousPoopsOnPedos

    @YALL

    What you mean today? You should never stop loving me, dahlin'. :2dance:

  • MzDimplez1123

    Who is Derwin? :shrug:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k8jO3KcMlWE Feline Feminine in the flesh

    Yall still crazy says:

    On topic: Is that supposed to be her husband? Or her “shopping friend”?

    Serious question. I don’t follow these ladies….
    ___

    I ALWAYS thought he looked a bit 'soft', but I didn't want to stir up any further controversy in this post... :coffee:

  • Yall still crazy

    :waves: <--2 pcs of lettuce Hey Dimpz

    :hi: Cfree & Fay.............

    I just heard a song by Miguel this morning... I love it! For real...

  • Dawn Sheen

    mirsmommy says:

    That damn Dawn!!!!!!
    ---

    What I do? I am just trying to save up enough money to buy me a 2012hymen... not to be confused with heimi

  • workhard11

    Really Guys Like The Book Is Gonna come Out Tomorrow. I swear sometimes Sandra can irritate me.
    OBVIOUSLY the book probably won't be released for a year so she can detail the accounts of a first time mother.
    Should she do it? That's neither here nor there.
    But will she have the right amount of content? YES

  • MzDimplez1123

    Hey Yall! :2dance: How you be today?

  • http://youtu.be/8A2Mfu0Yc5Q chibytex aka overweight hamster

    So… u ruint? I bet ur throak all stretched out
    ________________________________
    Take your ass to the :kona: right fukking NOW!!!!

  • PAHairston

    Hello All. First of all, ain't nothing like having a fat, healthy baby. Ya'll see the picture of the 16 lber recently born? HUGE, HUGE, HEALTHY BABY! That said, why do women cake light makeup on their faces to look like they're more light-skinned-ed than they really are? When will we colored folks learn that light-bright-damn-near-white ain't necessarily better or better-looking. Peaceeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee.

  • http://twitter.com/#!/Birdshu Bird

    Bird says:

    LUSCIOUS LOLITA AKA SUGA WALLS says:

    BIRD
    How’s your brother
    Is he single
    Does he need a mistress
    I’m available
    I have no kids/no baggage
    Honestly I just wanna do him!!!!

    *********************************

    It’s hard to say with him. Not to mention, if I put his business in the skreets he will read me the riot act. I’d just ask if you are over 5’8 and thin?

    *********************************

    That doesn't mean he dates models. He dates downright regular chicks. He just likes them tall, slim and professional. I have NEVER seen him with a beauty queen type.

  • !*LaKErCHiC@*!

    AND SOME NON-MOTHERS TRY TO GIVE ADVICE OR CRITIZE WITHOUT HAVIG KIDS SO SHE GOOD TO MAKE A FUKN BOOK! :coffee:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4r7wHMg5Yjg Fayla

    Oh ok Honey, I didn't know with the lettuce & stomach hurting comment :lol:

    YALLLL!! sup yo? :hug:

    Mirrrrs!! :waves: Hey guhl!

    Dimpz that gravi is WINNING!! :thumbsup:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k8jO3KcMlWE Feline Feminine in the flesh

    :waves: @Dymond

  • Dymond

    Browndella Reece :kiss:

    Cfreeda! :hi:

    Dimpz!!!! :yahoo: :hug:

    Roll call bishes :waves:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ShOQQOy5pf8 LUSCIOUS LOLITA AKA SUGA WALLS

    BIRD
    I'm 5'11 (in heels)
    My right side is thin........... :rofl:

  • !*LaKErCHiC@*!

    @DIMPZ :2dance: IM GOOD MAMI!!!

  • http://youtu.be/8A2Mfu0Yc5Q chibytex aka overweight hamster

    134.134
    MzDimplez1123 says:

    Who is Derwin?
    ____________________
    Pooch Hall from the Game...her tv husband....

  • MzDimplez1123

    Morning Fay! Thank you. :hug:

    Dymond! :yahoo: :danban1: <---whateva dance thugs doin these days.

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k8jO3KcMlWE Feline Feminine in the flesh

    :waves: @Cfree & @Dimpz

  • Dymond

    Hey Feline :waves: cute pic
    Hey MIRS
    Hey Fayla
    Hey Crazee
    Hey Bird

    :lol: @ Dawn hey girl

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OtFBNflNX-U OHoney

    @Yall please put the lettuce down :lol:

  • YSoSeriousPoopsOnPedos

    Do I need to break out my Beyble and go back to praising Beysus in this btch to soothe souls and calm nerves? Cause I will. :yes:

  • WUTWUZMISSIN!

    remember trying to ease it in… sit down, lift up, sit down, lift up oh baby it will only hurt a minute… twat be a fire while u sit in water praying it will stop stanging… how come the finger bang didn’t hurt but the wood did?
    —————–
    That would have prolly worked if the head wasn’t the size of a plum…did I meantion I stayed with him for almost 10 years… dikmotized…. wide open wasn’t the word. He is 7 years older than me too.

    ————–

    So… u ruint? I bet ur throak all stretched out
    ------------------------------------
    :nono: I could neva DT that negro! I am ruined for all men under 8 inches. My boo I am with is :shocked: too!

  • MzDimplez1123

    Lakes! :kiss: :2dance:

    @ Chi........oh, LOL I've never watched that. :lol:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4r7wHMg5Yjg Fayla

    Lakes!!!! :hug: how u durrin chica?

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k8jO3KcMlWE Feline Feminine in the flesh

    @Dymond

    Thanks hon! :hugs:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ShOQQOy5pf8 LUSCIOUS LOLITA AKA SUGA WALLS

    who da hell is browndella reece

  • http://youtu.be/8A2Mfu0Yc5Q chibytex aka overweight hamster

    My right side is thin………..
    ___________________
    :rofl:

  • MzDimplez1123

    FeFe! :hug: *brushes Fe's hair* It's so purty!

    @ Yso.........Hell no!
    #TheAnti-Bey :rofl:

  • http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco aka Hippie

    Silly me
    ______________
    :yes: You said it and you are silly cuz no one was speakin to or referring to you :rolleyes:

    SUP DYMOND

  • Yall still crazy

    What d hail.... 127 should've said: Dawn, I think that you should TITLE your first your book: Dawn, Da, Dawn, Dawn (like the scary movie music)
    ----------------------------------------------------------------------

    Dimpz, you trying to put somebody in a trance with them eyes gal!

    Yso, me and you are like PB&J. So don't you ever forget it! :lol: :whistle: I got nuthin but love for you baby (5 :heart: beats)

    :hug: Dymond, who was straight checkin folks yesterday :rofl:

  • http://twitter.com/_imOther_ Mamacita

    @Chi I wasn't defensive. I just found that comment a little extreme because her tweeting a picture of a salad doesn't mean she's neglecting her child's nutritional needs.

    I had a friend who could only eat certain things (ate a lot of salad)because most other foods would make her sick and she would just wind up throwing it back up.

    You took a little too far with that comment. But whatever...

  • MzDimplez1123

    *dips my finger in Honey's pot*

    Good Mornting Luscious! :hug:

  • YSoSeriousPoopsOnPedos

    @LUSCIOUS

    Just your right huh? Ole lopsided bish. :hahahah:

  • MzDimplez1123

    Morning Choco! :wave:

    @ Yall..........You know they big as hell! :lol:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4r7wHMg5Yjg Fayla

    YSo u read my mind bc I sure was gone request a reading from the Beyble..which book r u reading from? Puzzay Poppin Ch 2 V 3? or the book of Algeeba whole chapter? :coffee:

  • http://youtu.be/8A2Mfu0Yc5Q chibytex aka overweight hamster

    @Chi I wasn’t defensive. I just found that comment a little extreme because her tweeting a picture of a salad doesn’t mean she’s neglecting her child’s nutritional needs.

    I had a friend who could only eat certain things (ate a lot of salad)because most other foods would make her sick and she would just wind up throwing it back up.

    You took a little too far with that comment. But whatever
    _____________________________________
    That's different...but if Tia is tweeting a pic of two pieces of lettuce and calling it dinner...I dont think that cute....she's sending the WRONG message...

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4r7wHMg5Yjg Fayla

    Dymond!!! :hug: hey sugalumop!

  • MzDimplez1123

    :dead: @ THe Books of Bey

  • AirForceGirl

    My first pregnancy I went out an bought every book that had good reviews on amazon. I didn't know what to expect during pregnancy or that the slimy stuff and hemroids were normal. I think the book is a great idea. After I went through it the second time, I felt like I shoulda wrote a book too! The difference is, she already has a fan base that will buy her book anyway, so why not? :shrug: JMO

  • YSoSeriousPoopsOnPedos

    @CHOCO

    Not today mkay. :coffee:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4r7wHMg5Yjg Fayla

    *sugalump* :lol:

  • Dymond

    Sup Choco :hug: :kiss:
    Hey Ohoney :hug:
    ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
    LUSCIOUS LOLITA AKA SUGA WALLS says:
    who da hell is browndella reece

    :rofl:
    :shrug:
    :hi: Brown

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4r7wHMg5Yjg Fayla

    WAIT..Luscious u thin on ONE side?? :dead:

  • Dymond

    :lol: @ YSo (that name) :dance: hey girl

  • !*LaKErCHiC@*!

    @FAY HEY THERE :danban: :boobs:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OtFBNflNX-U OHoney

    :hahaha: she said "Algeeba" why nobody corrected her??
    Dimpz have all you want

  • 2know the ledge

    So any and everybody going call themselves author's ok. Parenthood doesn't come from a book it doesn't come with instructions and hell if she was going to write about about motherhood talk to some single real mothers out here that know raising a child isn't in no book. IJS

    *iswearnuccas

    Oh yea good afternoon and all that jazz

  • Dawn Sheen

    MzDimplez1123 says:

    *dips my finger in Honey’s pot*

    ---

    is that pot code for vagina? is this an e-finger bang?

  • MzDimplez1123

    G'Day 2Know! :hi:

  • YSoSeriousPoopsOnPedos

    DYMOND!! :dance:

    I seent you yesterday. My bish. :thumbsup:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gNTI5HKrO44 Friskme KI$$E$

    Dimpz you are dreaming :love:

    *taps Y S O ass lightly* Y S O :cheer: Y S O :cheer:

    Afternnooon darlings i still we in here stiring the pot....

    :kiss: <~~~~ imfamous tounge action :wink:

    SUGAMIAMOR YALL LAKES FAYLALA CHOCO FEFE WUT HONEY DYMOND

  • MzDimplez1123

    :rofl:

    Good Morning Dawn! :hug:

  • Dymond

    Hey Lakes :hug:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OtFBNflNX-U OHoney

    Hey Dymond you internet gangsta
    *throws up made-up gang signs*

  • http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco aka Hippie

    :waves: @ Yall and Lakes :hugs:

  • !*LaKErCHiC@*!

    @DYMOND :2dance: <nakid
    @frisk can i have my beso here :boobs: thanks :grin:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mw1unW4m6DU (Y.O.D.C.) Yellabones On Deck Clique

    I support everything Tia does..... Now her sister, she needs to be thrown in prison or a concentration camp.. She's the ultimate sell-out.

    I'm so disgusted with Tamera, and it saddens me cause Sister Sister was my favorite show growing up.... I loved both of them, Tamera was the wild funny one, and my favorite.... But she sold out... No love for her :coffee:

    Shouts out to Tia though :)

  • http://youtu.be/8A2Mfu0Yc5Q chibytex aka overweight hamster

    2know the ledge says:

    So any and everybody going call themselves author’s ok. Parenthood doesn’t come from a book it doesn’t come with instructions and hell if she was going to write about about motherhood talk to some single real mothers out here that know raising a child isn’t in no book. IJS

    *iswearnuccas
    __________________________________
    :applause:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ShOQQOy5pf8 LUSCIOUS LOLITA AKA SUGA WALLS

    :crying: Why I gotta be Della Reece's pieces?!?!?!?!?!?
    Is this a fat joke?????
    Should I be offended?
    I think I'm offended?
    :kona: <<<< me goin to fat camp

    Wait does this mean all I can have are 2 pieces of lettuce????
    #somanyquestions

  • Yall still crazy

    :waves: <--throwing the lettuce to Honey... :hahaha:

    Dimpz, them eyes are PERFECT! Bellisimo! *holding my 5 fingers to my mouth and kissing them like the Italians do*

    :dance: <--Doing the Walk like an Egyptian dance for Choco :shrug:

  • mirsmommy

    Heyyyyy Fay, Lakes, Choc-Boogie, Dymond, FeFe, OHoney, Luscious Luscious (name so nice, got to say it twice), Ysolita, :hug: all around!!!!!!!

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ShOQQOy5pf8 LUSCIOUS LOLITA AKA SUGA WALLS

    :waiting:

  • !*LaKErCHiC@*!

    @CHOCO WHAT IT DO :crying: <facial :lol: IM HYPER!

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4r7wHMg5Yjg Fayla

    @Honey bc that's what Bey said in the song ALGEEBA, have a listen to 1+1 and she said "I DON'T KNOW MUCH ABOUT ALGEEBA" :wtf: I GUESS NOT!
    :rofl:

  • mirsmommy

    !*LaKErCHiC@*! says:

    AND SOME NON-MOTHERS TRY TO GIVE ADVICE OR CRITIZE WITHOUT HAVIG KIDS SO SHE GOOD TO MAKE A FUKN BOOK!
    ____________________

    I :cosign: that chit!!!!!!!

  • http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco aka Hippie

    @YSO
    TODAY OKAY I REALLY DONT KNOW WHO YOU TALKIN TO BUT IM NOT IN THE BUSINESS OF TAKING ADVICE NOR INSTRUCTIONS FROM YOU STAY IN UR LANE BOO CUZ IM NOT WAITING ON YOU!

  • MzDimplez1123

    Frenchie! :yahoo: :kiss:

  • Dymond

    Hey French (??) :kiss:

    Dimpz -------------> :love: u look sessy

    @ YSo :dance: :lol:

  • !*LaKErCHiC@*!

    @MIRSM :hug: HEY BONITA!

  • Dawn Sheen

    chibytex aka overweight hamster says:

    2know the ledge says:

    So any and everybody going call themselves author’s ok. Parenthood doesn’t come from a book it doesn’t come with instructions and hell if she was going to write about about motherhood talk to some single real mothers out here that know raising a child isn’t in no book. IJS

    *iswearnuccas
    __________________________________

    so is yall gone buy my book I got experience...

  • http://youtu.be/8A2Mfu0Yc5Q chibytex aka overweight hamster

    Yall still crazy says:

    <–throwing the lettuce to Honey…
    ___________________________________________
    You is nuts....the kind you eat, not the kind you swallow!!

  • http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco aka Hippie

    :waves: MIRS, 2KNOW and FRISK ME :hugs:

  • Yall still crazy

    :dead: Della Reese's Pieces

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ShOQQOy5pf8 LUSCIOUS LOLITA AKA SUGA WALLS

    *looks up to see where this post went sooooo wrong*

    BIRD WAIT A DAMN MINUTE
    WHAT SHOW WAS YOUR BROTHER ON?????

  • MzDimplez1123

    :ashamed: <---blushes @ Yall

    * :hugs: Mirs extra tight*

  • 2know the ledge

    Makes sure to baptize double b4 leaving post :lick:

    G'day to you dimpz

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k8jO3KcMlWE Feline Feminine in the flesh

    :kiss: @Frisk!

  • YSoSeriousPoopsOnPedos

    FRISKME!! :yahoo:

    DIMPZ!! :hugs:

    I think it's time for me to go. See y'all in a another post. :bye:

    Praise Beysus! :koolaid3:

  • http://youtu.be/8A2Mfu0Yc5Q chibytex aka overweight hamster

    @Honey bc that’s what Bey said in the song ALGEEBA, have a listen to 1+1 and she said “I DON’T KNOW MUCH ABOUT ALGEEBA” I GUESS NOT!
    __________________
    I love Bey but speaking and spelling aint really her fortay...
    :hahaha

  • Dawn Sheen

    mirsmommy says:

    !*LaKErCHiC@*! says:

    AND SOME NON-MOTHERS TRY TO GIVE ADVICE OR CRITIZE WITHOUT HAVIG KIDS SO SHE GOOD TO MAKE A FUKN BOOK!

    ---

    Again I said is y'all gone buy my book.. I'm colored, I got a muffin top (only wen I am full), I lived in the projects wen I was in 3rd grade...

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OtFBNflNX-U OHoney

    Fayla no no no...I knew you was talkin bout Beyonce. That's who I was referring to.
    Hey Mirs!!! Heeeeeeey Frenchie
    I love the way we take things and run with it.
    *puts lettuce pieces in my Wendy's salad*

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k8jO3KcMlWE Feline Feminine in the flesh

    :waves: @mirs

  • Dymond

    well if only one side is slim..... :coffee:

    Im kidding with you Brown, I typed Browndella and Reece just popped in my head, not a fat joke, if anything an old joke...love me long time? :hug:

  • MzDimplez1123

    :love: @ Dymond

    :ghost: @ You is nuts….the kind you eat, not the kind you swallow!!

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4r7wHMg5Yjg Fayla

    Frechichi!!! :kiss: <----Minty :yes:
    how goes it?

    Hey Knowledge :hug:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ShOQQOy5pf8 LUSCIOUS LOLITA AKA SUGA WALLS

    This nucca musta forgot the rules and dont realize I'm special and shyt and need to be addressed separately!

  • 2know the ledge

    choco wzup?

  • Dawn Sheen

    I'm out to.. ugh .com

  • CFREE

    DYMONDYALLCHOCLAKERYSOBROWNIEMZDFFEMIRSOHONEYWUTFRENCH
    ROLL CALL ALL YALL :danban1:

  • !*LaKErCHiC@*!

    LETTUCE?? :wtf: OTAY IM OUT FOR LUNCH SEE YA FUUUUUUKKKAAS!! :boobs:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ShOQQOy5pf8 LUSCIOUS LOLITA AKA SUGA WALLS

    Frenchi I need my fix since niccahs still slippin.............

  • 2know the ledge

    Moves over to Double L and make sure you realize just got baptized :lick: and :hump:

  • YSoSeriousPoopsOnPedos

    I said not today. DAMN. :rolleyes:

    Reading really is fundamental. :coffee:

  • MzDimplez1123

    Hey Cfree! :danban:

  • Dymond

    CFreeda!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    My bish!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    :blunt: :love:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4r7wHMg5Yjg Fayla

    Honey I have wondered that errytime I listen to the song. I'm like were they scared to tell the woman to pronounce the word correctly or was she incapable? Either way, maybe they shoulda changed the lryic? Iono :shrug:

  • http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco aka Hippie

    @Dawn
    Of course I am your book seems entertaining and interesting :thumbup:

  • http://youtu.be/8A2Mfu0Yc5Q chibytex aka overweight hamster

    Aunite can we pretty please with suga on top get a :newpost: PLEASE!!!!!

  • !*LaKErCHiC@*!

    @YSO :hug: EVEN THO U DONT TALK TO A BISH NO MORE!! :crying:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OtFBNflNX-U OHoney

    Ms ShakeDance!!!!! :danban1:

  • MzDimplez1123

    I'm hungry! :wail:

    *looks @ Yso and Yall*

  • Yall still crazy

    Dawn, I would buy your book. Real.

    Frenchie :steer: Drive me somewhere, I am confused....

  • lovinme

    Dawn Sheen says:

    I’m not hating… I’m just trying to ride her coat tail and hustle my book…

    --- oh i was just refering to the main post not the comments.... u def understand comments are all in fun...

    and as farar the hymen question i dont remember having mine i may have drank too much between now and then... lol not to mention the first time was very uneventful and gross.. lol

  • http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco aka Hippie

    @YSO
    POOF BE GONE

    STUPID so what you said not today I SAID TODAY!

    Run away

  • http://youtu.be/8A2Mfu0Yc5Q chibytex aka overweight hamster

    Honey I have wondered that errytime I listen to the song. I’m like were they scared to tell the woman to pronounce the word correctly or was she incapable?
    ___________________
    Shiiiiiid, who gonna check Beyonce...its a recession....muthafukkers will lose their job trying to correct her....

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ShOQQOy5pf8 LUSCIOUS LOLITA AKA SUGA WALLS

    Knowledge Imma need you to stay on your damn job!!!

  • CFREE

    DYMOND, *bust shots n da air* :shotsfired: my bish!! :hug:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ShOQQOy5pf8 LUSCIOUS LOLITA AKA SUGA WALLS

    once again I'm so confused

  • http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco aka Hippie

    :waves: @ CFREE

  • Yall still crazy

    MzD, wazzupp (like that beer commercial :lol: )

    @Chi---I'm a nut, in a hut.... (remember that one?)

  • MzDimplez1123

    @ Chi...............She done fired her own daddy, niccas shook! :rofl:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ShOQQOy5pf8 LUSCIOUS LOLITA AKA SUGA WALLS

    MZD :waiting:

  • http://youtu.be/8A2Mfu0Yc5Q chibytex aka overweight hamster

    @Dawn
    I'll by that chit and makes copies...you know bootleg the chit...
    You know how we do....

  • MzDimplez1123

    @ Yall..........Do you know I never saw that commercial until they stopped airing it? *gotta watch more network television*

    What you having for lunch today?

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OtFBNflNX-U OHoney

    Yall still crazy says:
    @Chi—I’m a nut, in a hut….
    ________________________________________________________________________
    I remember this....finish it for me

  • MzDimplez1123

    *runs to Luscious full speed and tackles her* How you be boo?! :kiss:

  • Yall still crazy

    Chi :nono: No bootlegging Dawn's book :rofl:

    -----------------------------------------------------

    :popcorn:

  • http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco aka Hippie

    @Lolita
    Ppl come here to comment some folks feel as though they need to correct others opinions when ppl just need to let folks be them - when chit come indirectly at me like some slick chit coming out the side of someone's neck about a comment I made I go directly to the source tis all no beef NOT THAT SERIOUS!

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4r7wHMg5Yjg Fayla

    @Chi..sheeeyit..send the bish my way I'll tell her (with love of course :lol: ) :coffee:

  • SamYell JacksEm is AWESOME

    Morning All!!!
    :newpost: please...

  • http://youtu.be/8A2Mfu0Yc5Q chibytex aka overweight hamster

    @ Chi……………She done fired her own daddy, niccas shook!
    ___________________
    hell yeah aint nobody off limits...

    Producer: Uhmm Beyonce its Algebra not Algeeba

    Beyonce: I know what the fukk it is..who the fukk you tryin to correct..

    Producer: Sorry Mrs. Carter...I was just trying to get people not to make fun of your speech

    Beyonce: Fukk them people. My fans already know how I talk....they know I cant pronounce my words right! as matter fact get the fukk out...you fired...

    :hahaha:

  • Yall still crazy

    Honey, *whispers* that's all I can remember :shrug: do you know it?

    MzD--I have a taste for the $1 menu at Mickey D's. Thoughts?

    & they usually aired that commercial during sports broadcasts...

  • YSoSeriousPoopsOnPedos

    @LAKER

    I's sorry! :hugs:

    And I don't run from no btch on SR or any damn where else on the internet. But I do try to avoid pointless arguments. So believe what you want. You usually do.

    Fin.

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4r7wHMg5Yjg Fayla

    chibytex aka overweight hamster says:

    @ Chi……………She done fired her own daddy, niccas shook!
    ___________________
    hell yeah aint nobody off limits…

    Producer: Uhmm Beyonce its Algebra not Algeeba

    Beyonce: I know what the fukk it is..who the fukk you tryin to correct..

    Producer: Sorry Mrs. Carter…I was just trying to get people not to make fun of your speech

    Beyonce: Fukk them people. My fans already know how I talk….they know I cant pronounce my words right! as matter fact get the fukk out…you fired…
    ___________
    :hahaha:

  • Dymond

    me personally, Im all for ebeefs or efvcks, either way I'm cool :coffee:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gNTI5HKrO44 Friskme KI$$E$

    SUGA :kiss:

    "Su boca es tan sensual
    Me cautiva y me excita
    No me canso de besar
    Su lengua es mi debilidad
    Ella me sabe los truquitos
    Díganme si hay alguien más"

    excuse the delay...

  • Yall still crazy

    :dead: @ Dimpz running full speed into Brown *snickers*

  • http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco aka Hippie

    And I don’t run from no btch on SR or any damn where else on the internet. But I do try to avoid pointless arguments.
    _____________________
    :rofl: Whoa you about to meet after school huh btch! :rofl: #SO SCURRED!

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mw1unW4m6DU (Y.O.D.C.) Yellabones On Deck Clique

    @chibytex

    Why do you want a new post when you aint even talking about the subject? just keep the talk in here.... im just curious as to why you are asking for a new post....

  • MzDimplez1123

    LIL girls needed they asses beat for those nursery rhymes if you really listen to them now. :rofl:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gNTI5HKrO44 Friskme KI$$E$

    IT'S ME GUYS! FRENCHIEKISSSES THE ONE AND ONLY

    AND I'M FEELING FRISKY TIS ALL

  • Yall still crazy

    :popcorn: smh smh smh

  • YSoSeriousPoopsOnPedos

    And now this boy finna start...Heysus help him...

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4r7wHMg5Yjg Fayla

    *gets nekkid 2 bring down the stress level*

    PLANK SUM SNITCHES!! :boobs: :eatme:

  • MzDimplez1123

    Sam :yahoo: What's up my nig?! :hug:

    @ Yall.......Do you atleast know where a good McD's is down here?! :wail:

    :rofl: @ Chi I think Jay done put a lil hood in that chick lately.

  • http://youtu.be/8A2Mfu0Yc5Q chibytex aka overweight hamster

    @chibytex

    Why do you want a new post when you aint even talking about the subject? just keep the talk in here…. im just curious as to why you are asking for a new post….
    _____________________________________
    Because I saw a train wreck coming......
    :coffee:

  • deedeegirl

    I can see her writing a book on pregnancy, but on motherhood, you don't know sh1t after two weeks.

  • Yall still crazy

    To All----Friskme Ki$$es IS NOT FRENCHIE! Don't believe her....

    (^^^me trying to create e-drama^^^) :lol:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ShOQQOy5pf8 LUSCIOUS LOLITA AKA SUGA WALLS

    FRENCHICHI!
    Did you say my cavity has you excited????
    Or you're excited at the thought of a cavity search????

  • Dymond

    ok now Im confused :popcorn:

  • MzDimplez1123

    @ Yall.........You know i'm running if she don't tie me up first right? :lol:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OtFBNflNX-U OHoney

    I'm confused at all the confusion :thinking:

  • http://youtu.be/8A2Mfu0Yc5Q chibytex aka overweight hamster

    @dimpz
    I believe its the freedom that she has now. she aint being controlled by Matty no more...Htown broads can get gangsta when they want to...she just been keeping that chit hidden for the last 15 years....

  • MzDimplez1123

    *grabs Dymond's hands* :2dance: Let it go boo, you'll just get a headache.

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gNTI5HKrO44 Friskme KI$$E$

    *pops a quadruple wheeli and lands right in front of YALL*

    :steer: hey bish lets go to Cabo! :danban:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ShOQQOy5pf8 LUSCIOUS LOLITA AKA SUGA WALLS

    MZD
    I'm bringin the swing out soon as I get back from Wing Stop!

  • mirsmommy

    Frenchie & Dimpz!!!!! :yahoo:

    Heyyyy ladies!!!!!!

  • MzDimplez1123

    @ Chi..........And honestly, I think that was part of the problem ppl had with her. It's kinda hard to relate to an Android, how she was coming across at times. Now the question is, can she maintain her success without Matt being so in control?

    NOt being negative or wishing her bad, just wondering.

  • SamYell JacksEm is AWESOME

    Sup Dimpz!! :hug: Tired as hell....

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ShOQQOy5pf8 LUSCIOUS LOLITA AKA SUGA WALLS

    :steer: <<< really my hoveround goin 2.5 miles on a busy street (with horns blowin) to Wing Stop

  • Terri B

    Wow, my baby is six weeks and I still got a lot of learning to do. If I have a question about something, I rather Google it than turn to her.

  • MzDimplez1123

    :blink: I like swings!? :yes:

  • http://youtu.be/8A2Mfu0Yc5Q chibytex aka overweight hamster

    :offtopic:
    I'm going to go see El DeBarge next weekend....I'm so fing excited....the mister got us really good seats....I think we the 8th row...I gotta get me a fly outfit for El!!!!

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gNTI5HKrO44 Friskme KI$$E$

    :steer: @YALL watch it bish or you'll end up like *mumbles soulja...*

  • Yall still crazy

    MzD, the only one that I know of wabash&adams :shrug: You?

    Let's go Frenchie! Imma need more custom pcs though... Hmm, where is His at?

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OtFBNflNX-U OHoney

    *yells at Brown* get outta the road!! :steer: <<<< me on my skooter going 25 mph

  • Yall still crazy

    :karate:

    :lol:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gNTI5HKrO44 Friskme KI$$E$

    FRENCHICHI!
    Did you say my cavity has you excited????
    Or you’re excited at the thought of a cavity search????
    ______________________________________

    :rofl: i dont even remember what i said anymore!
    along the lines yours kisses are amazing...

  • http://youtu.be/8A2Mfu0Yc5Q chibytex aka overweight hamster

    And honestly, I think that was part of the problem ppl had with her. It’s kinda hard to relate to an Android, how she was coming across at times. Now the question is, can she maintain her success without Matt being so in control?

    NOt being negative or wishing her bad, just wondering.
    __________________
    She'll be fine...she has VERY strong fan base....hell I've bought the album on June 29th and still aint listened to it yet....As long as she keeps giving great performances and tours she gonna stay the QUEEN or King...whatever the hell she wanna be called!

  • MzDimplez1123

    @ Sam...............They been making you work?! :wail:

  • Yall still crazy

    Terri, she's sooo lovely! :wink:

  • Dymond

    now Im confused at all the confusion over the confusion :coffee:

    anyway, watched Ice & Coco last night, bout died when those tshirts said Licous instead of Licious

    #bored

    and Coco's body is hella fukked up too, she looks good in nothing and her whole coochie area is something scary :no:
    and that clothing line :shotsfired:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gNTI5HKrO44 Friskme KI$$E$

    :steer: scoops up HONEY & SUGA in my flying :steer: and lands on water*

    OFF TO CABO WE GO!

    @YALL get the G7938302 ready!

  • MzDimplez1123

    @ Yall............It's one on like Wabash and Washington/Randolph, never been there, and one on State and Jackson/Adams

    @ Chi..........Let's hope so, greater performers, imo, have taken falls too.

  • pinksghetti

    Good for her I'm a big fan of Tia and Tamera. I hear everyone has different experiences and "rituals" during pregnancy so maybe she will share advice that few women know about.

  • http://twitter.com/#!/Birdshu Bird

    Sandra you almost made me forget that B accused Matty aka Super Sperm of stealing her dough. Why you ain't write about that?

  • Dymond

    @ Sandra
    Can we get a morning glory post on Tahiry?

  • http://youtu.be/8A2Mfu0Yc5Q chibytex aka overweight hamster

    and one on State and Jackson/Adams
    _________________________________________
    That's the one where all the homeless people hangout...I think they all meet up there in the morning or something...cause it be a gang of them in there....

  • MzDimplez1123

    *Wonders how the hell Yall going to Cabo AND McD's* :lol:

  • Yall still crazy

    :party: :happybirthday: to LIL' KIM

    #teamlilkimbytchezzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

  • MzDimplez1123

    @ Chi............These homeless ppl down here LITERALLY have posts, like job stations and shyt. LOL

  • Terri B

    Thanks Yall!

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OtFBNflNX-U OHoney

    Dimpz wher's your e-magination??
    Alright Dymond...you win :coffee:

  • http://youtu.be/8A2Mfu0Yc5Q chibytex aka overweight hamster

    Sandra you almost made me forget that B accused Matty aka Super Sperm of stealing her dough. Why you ain’t write about that?
    ____________________
    I'm waiting on her to do it....sheesh....maybe she trying to get all the "facts" straight...she cant make-up chit about the Knowles...they will sue her ass... #realtalk

  • Yall still crazy

    Well, which one we going to?

  • MzDimplez1123

    @ Yall..........Not the one in Cabo, my break is only 45mins. :lol:

  • http://twitter.com/#!/Birdshu Bird

    chibytex aka overweight hamster says:

    I’m going to go see El DeBarge next weekend….I’m so fing excited….the mister got us really good seats….I think we the 8th row…I gotta get me a fly outfit for El!!!!
    ****************************

    I just heard several songs from his latest CD this past weekend. That thang is SLAMMIN. I'm going to cop it as soon as I get a chance. I was going to see him down here in Charlotte, but he decided to go to rehab the day I was going to buy my tickets. :wail:

  • Dymond

    What I win OHoney? :D

  • http://youtu.be/8A2Mfu0Yc5Q chibytex aka overweight hamster

    @ Chi…………These homeless ppl down here LITERALLY have posts, like job stations and shyt. LOL
    ____________________
    And you better not stand on the wrong corner trying to collect change....fukk around a get your ass beat for being in someone's "territory"

  • http://youtu.be/8A2Mfu0Yc5Q chibytex aka overweight hamster

    I just heard several songs from his latest CD this past weekend. That thang is SLAMMIN. I’m going to cop it as soon as I get a chance. I was going to see him down here in Charlotte, but he decided to go to rehab the day I was going to buy my tickets.
    ________________
    That chit goes HARD!!!
    I think Tank and Avant are opening up for him...this should be a good concert....

  • mrsloveleigh

    oooh Terri reading this post and looking at that cute baby made my uterus skip a beat!!! I'm baby crazy lately. Just got brand new twin great nephews!!! Love them!

  • SamYell JacksEm is AWESOME

    @Dimpz
    Naw, my job is mostly delegation so I don't work nearly as hard as I used to.
    Last week my girl bumped into an old friend and had her come to the crib. Shorty started talkin about havin a threesome which never came to fruition. My girl and I talked about it later on in the week. Long story short, I had to beat old puzzy like it was new puzzy the whole weekend and took yesterday off to cement it. My damn groin muscles swole up like Popeye's forearms and my tongue is hyper extended.

  • MzDimplez1123

    @ Chi..........One of those dudes looks like he may not be right. Everytime you walk past him, he'll shake his cup at you hard as hell like, BYTCH I KNOW YOU SEE ME! Nicca look like he gone get mad and just snatch somebody chit one day.

  • Yall still crazy

    MzDimplez1123 says:

    @ Yall……….Not the one in Cabo, my break is only 45mins. :lol:
    ____________________________________________________________________
    Naw, nuh uh Dimpz, me&Frenchie invested in a JET.....
    -----------------------------------------------------------------
    Wanna go to wabash/adams

  • ValerieB1

    Auntie can we get a :newpost:

  • MzDimplez1123

    @ SAM............Sounds like you had a weekend Bruh! :thumbsup:

  • Ididntreallymeanit

    I'm sure this book would be an interesting read for some. Didn't know they had a reality show.

  • MzDimplez1123

    @ Yall..Thats cool! :yes:

  • mrsloveleigh

    @SamYell I'm lovin the gravi

  • Yall still crazy

    check phone

  • http://youtu.be/8A2Mfu0Yc5Q chibytex aka overweight hamster

    MzDimplez1123 says:

    @ Chi……….One of those dudes looks like he may not be right. Everytime you walk past him, he’ll shake his cup at you hard as hell like, BYTCH I KNOW YOU SEE ME! Nicca look like he gone get mad and just snatch somebody chit one day.
    _________________________________________________
    Be careful.....when I first moved here my ex and this homeless man got into an argument on the street...Dude told my ex he was gonna shoot him...I was so scared cause the homeless people in Texas aint that agressive...my ex as like that nigg@ was just talking chit...cause it he did have a gun...he'da sold by now....

    I dont fukk with them....if I got some spare chane I'll give it...but I aint going in my purse...they might try and snatch it!!!

  • Yall still crazy

    Ms. Wms, who's that in your gravi?

  • CFREE

    DYMOND i hate that flukn cheap azz clothn line Coco has, tell that bish sum, chit look like hooka wear :nono:

  • Yall still crazy

    @Chi, yeah you gotta have your "I WISH A MUTHFUKA WOULD" face on with these homeless ones here downtown.

  • MzDimplez1123

    @ Chi..................Yea I know! Didja hear about that couple that those homeless dudes jumped at that Jewel's on Roosevelt?! :blink:

    Got mad cause the wife said she wasn't giving them chit. I think I read that they stomped her teeth out.

  • SamYell JacksEm is AWESOME

    @Dimpz, Chi and Yall
    When I was younger this homeless dude asked my friend and I for some change while we were going into the store and I told him to wait till we got out. When we got out dude was down the street beggin somebody else. We wasn't checkin for him anyway and started walking down the street. Homeless guy starts running a dead sprint behind us and when he got close my buddy stole him because he didn't know who he was. Dude fell back and hit his head on a semi truck that was parked there and hit the groung shaking like he was havin a seisure. We shook it....

  • mrsloveleigh

    @Ya'll it's Eminem now. was a high fashion Smurfette form Harper's Bazzar mag...Fierce!!!

  • Yall still crazy

    CFREE says:

    DYMOND i hate that flukn cheap azz clothn line Coco has, tell that bish sum, chit look like hooka wear :nono:
    ________________________________________________________
    Hmmp, maybe that's where tuhiry got her dress from :shrug:

  • CFREE

    Lunchtime! please have a new post up when i return! :pray:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4r7wHMg5Yjg Fayla

    SamYell JacksEm is AWESOME says:

    @Dimpz
    Naw, my job is mostly delegation so I don’t work nearly as hard as I used to.
    Last week my girl bumped into an old friend and had her come to the crib. Shorty started talkin about havin a threesome which never came to fruition. My girl and I talked about it later on in the week. Long story short, I had to beat old puzzy like it was new puzzy the whole weekend and took yesterday off to cement it. My damn groin muscles swole up like Popeye’s forearms and my tongue is hyper extended.
    _____________
    BAM! :hump: My damn groin muscles swole up like Popeye’s forearms and my tongue is hyper extended. <----My fave part :lol:

  • http://youtu.be/8A2Mfu0Yc5Q chibytex aka overweight hamster

    SANDRA CAN WE PLEASE GET A :newpost:
    We done wore this one the fukk out!!!

  • mrsloveleigh

    yeah chibytx the homeless here in Dallas aren't too aggressive except for one I know named Cook--SMH that I know his damn name. He will ask you real nice for a quater and if you don't have it go he goes fed on you. Told me fluck you bish last time. I was like how you gonna cuss me for something I don't even have!

  • http://youtu.be/8A2Mfu0Yc5Q chibytex aka overweight hamster

    @ Chi………………Yea I know! Didja hear about that couple that those homeless dudes jumped at that Jewel’s on Roosevelt?!

    Got mad cause the wife said she wasn’t giving them chit. I think I read that they stomped her teeth out.
    ____________________
    Naw I aint hear about that....DAYUM...they stomped her teeth out??? that's crazy!!!

  • YSoSeriousPoopsOnPedos

    The last time I went to McDonald's for breakfast some chick was waiting outside the and as I left she saked if she could have some of my orange juice. I was like :wtf:

  • MzDimplez1123

    @ Sam.............I had a friend buy a burger for one claiming to want money for food. That nig went off on her ass for not giving her the money. She threw that shyt away and kept it moving

  • http://youtu.be/8A2Mfu0Yc5Q chibytex aka overweight hamster

    Dimpz, Chi and Yall
    When I was younger this homeless dude asked my friend and I for some change while we were going into the store and I told him to wait till we got out. When we got out dude was down the street beggin somebody else. We wasn’t checkin for him anyway and started walking down the street. Homeless guy starts running a dead sprint behind us and when he got close my buddy stole him because he didn’t know who he was. Dude fell back and hit his head on a semi truck that was parked there and hit the groung shaking like he was havin a seisure. We shook it….
    ____________________
    Ya'll done killed the homeless man...aint that a bitch!!

  • MzDimplez1123

    @Chi...............Girl, these ppl nutz!

  • Yall still crazy

    Ok, Mrs. Wms, that's what I thought, but didn't want to assume. She was laying there Fierce!

    Sam :hahaha:

    Hell, if I got it, I do buy a meal for a homeless person about every other month...

    Dimpz, they did. And she had just started a new job & didn't have any insurance...

  • http://youtu.be/8A2Mfu0Yc5Q chibytex aka overweight hamster

    @Mrs
    The homeless people here will ask your ask for a specific amount...like "uhmm do you have $3.74. I'm trying to get this fifth of Skol and I'm a little short"

    They dont give a fukk!!!

  • http://youtu.be/8A2Mfu0Yc5Q chibytex aka overweight hamster

    Dimpz, they did. And she had just started a new job & didn’t have any insurance
    __________________
    :hailnaw: Now she gotta walk around with no teeth cause a homeless person stomped them out....that's sooooo extremely fukked up!!

  • Yall still crazy

    Dimpz, ET phone home...

    Chi, you either gotta be church-lady nice OR Mz. ATTITUDE when dealing with these homeless, cuz there may be a fight :lol:

  • MzDimplez1123

    @ Chi.............. How the hell you gone ask me to support your booze habit?! :blink:

    @ Yall......... That's messed up

  • Yall still crazy

    Chi, they were holding fundraisers for her... Hell, just keep a 4 quarters in your pocket and be ready to give it up (to 4 homeless people)...before they ask :rofl:

  • MzDimplez1123

    @ Yall... I'm trying to reply, stoopid arse reception :mad:

  • Yall still crazy

    Chi, Me & Dimpz will report back with our Homeless Update after lunch. There's sure to be something to write about... :lol:

  • http://youtu.be/8A2Mfu0Yc5Q chibytex aka overweight hamster

    MzDimplez1123 says:

    @ Chi………….. How the hell you gone ask me to support your booze habit?!
    _______________________________________________________
    That has happened to me more than once...i used to live in the dorms downtown at Roosevlt University....they be trying to get the college kids' money!!!!

  • SamYell JacksEm is AWESOME

    @Mrslove
    Thanks! :peace:

  • Yall still crazy

    Dimpz, I got it. I said : "K :)"

  • laykeya

    Hell naw…she didnt wanna gain weight during her pregancy… the doctor should make bishes like that terminate their pregancy…since they neglecting the baby BEFORE its even born….

    :blinks:

  • http://youtu.be/8A2Mfu0Yc5Q chibytex aka overweight hamster

    Yall still crazy says:

    Chi, Me & Dimpz will report back with our Homeless Update after lunch. There’s sure to be something to write about…
    ______________________________________
    ok.....i guesss i'm gonna come back later cause Sandra refuses to post a new post....

  • Tatted Diva AKA The Makeup Maven

    Goo't Afternoon, Err'One!

  • laykeya

    I meant :blink: or however the hell you do that damn emoticon.

  • http://youtu.be/8A2Mfu0Yc5Q chibytex aka overweight hamster

    @Laykeya
    What? I feel like its neglect and its mad selfish....when you are pregnant you put yourself SECOND!! All vanity goes out the door!!

  • Laci PYT since 1984

    :cosign: with chibytex, but not with aborting the child. However I do feel being pregnant is about putting your seed first and yourself second.

  • Lady_L

    Eb says:

    Has anybody read Toya Carters coloring book yet?

    ---------------------------------------------
    She always Re-tweeting what people say about her book, talking about they bought it and now they are so inspired by her, best book they ever read etc,etc...

  • Yall still crazy

    Only on SR can we witness a duplicate fight :hahaha:

  • Mother Jefferson

    :zzz: :newpost:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ShOQQOy5pf8 LUSCIOUS LOLITA AKA SUGA WALLS

    So Yall just forgot about me huh! my battery to my hoveround died turnin into wing stop

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gNTI5HKrO44 Friskme KI$$E$

    @suga please check #295 :coffee:

  • laykeya

    I wonder if she will admint that her brother Miguel, is the boy from Samrt guy?

    :hahaha:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ShOQQOy5pf8 LUSCIOUS LOLITA AKA SUGA WALLS

    Frenchichi
    :kiss: thank you for lookin out for me!

  • http://youtu.be/8A2Mfu0Yc5Q chibytex aka overweight hamster

    Yall still crazy says:

    Only on SR can we witness a duplicate fight
    ________________________________
    Girl I'm tired of fighting...chit I wasted all my energy on the first fight....they can have it.....

  • http://youtu.be/8A2Mfu0Yc5Q chibytex aka overweight hamster

    *goes to read about Beyonce's theiving daddy on another blog site.....her name starts with a N and it rymes with itchie.....

    :coffee:

  • mirsmommy

    I had a nightmare that Nicki Minaj's teef and Lil Kim's plastic surgeon were chasin me. :sad: And her teef were wearing a pink wig.

    Luscious, hold me :pacifier:

  • http://youtu.be/5L1tr0PIx20 Alex is soooo RatchetFree

    @French Friskie
    Didn't I tell you that I hadn't gotten the insurance on the jet ski and yacht yet?!? Why u letting all these ppl ride?!?

  • http://youtu.be/5L1tr0PIx20 Alex is soooo RatchetFree

    @Mirs
    :hahaha: Hey bew!!

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gNTI5HKrO44 Friskme KI$$E$

    @mirs :rofl: hey girl :waves:

    @alex i can't be waiting on you boo you take forever and a day!

    me and @yall got places to go to! be luxurious at!

    :kiss:4 u

  • mirsmommy

    Heyyyyyy Alex Is Soooooo Ratchett!!!!! :waves:

  • mirsmommy

    Heyyyyy Frenchie!!!!! I spoke to you comments ago, and you ain't respond til now. :sad:

    I almost added you to my "To Be :shank: " list.

  • http://youtu.be/5L1tr0PIx20 Alex is soooo RatchetFree

    @French
    If u weren't distracting me with all those kisses, I could get some things done.

    @Yall
    Such a bad influence!!!! :nono:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gNTI5HKrO44 Friskme KI$$E$

    @mirs i know i feel like a huge ASS damn idk how that happen!
    i kept saying oh shyt you didnt :kiss: mirssss

  • Hard Hitter

    Well they did raise a baby on Twitches 2

  • http://youtu.be/5L1tr0PIx20 Alex is soooo RatchetFree

    Yall be going to that shank/heffa list real fast I see!!!

  • MzDimplez1123

    Looks like Daddy Matt is countersuing

  • mirsmommy

    Friskme KI$$E$ says:

    @mirs i know i feel like a huge ASS damn idk how that happen!
    i kept saying oh shyt you didnt mirssss
    ___________

    That's more like it. *puts :shank: away*

  • MzDimplez1123

    Hey Alex! :wave: Where you been boo?

  • http://youtu.be/8A2Mfu0Yc5Q chibytex aka overweight hamster

    MzDimplez1123 says:

    Looks like Daddy Matt is countersuing
    __________________________________________
    I just read that....He say he didnt steal nothing....
    :think: this chit is about to get ugly...Matty's reputation is on the line...I hope Jay got enough securiy at Live Nation....

  • http://youtu.be/5L1tr0PIx20 Alex is soooo RatchetFree

    Hey Sissy!!! I've been super busy lately but in 3 days I'll be chilling in Puerto Rico with my feet up!!!! :coffee: <-----rum punch

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ShOQQOy5pf8 LUSCIOUS LOLITA AKA SUGA WALLS

    *hold Meerkat clost to the twins*
    There there..wait... that's not a bottle!

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gNTI5HKrO44 Friskme KI$$E$

    @alex i can't help it ki$$e$ is my middle name!

    don't blame @yall she's my bestest e-friend!

    @mirssss i was just in newark for the kellz concert...thought bout u

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gNTI5HKrO44 Friskme KI$$E$

    hmphhhhh i didnt get an invite to my homeland Puerto Rico

    I DRINK RUM TOO! :mad:

  • MzDimplez1123

    @ Chi....Then Bey hired one of those Live Nation peeps as her manager, I hope they're not pulling one over on her to get rid of Matt

  • MzDimplez1123

    @ Sissy...............IWannaGoToPortaRicoToo! <--whiny voice :wail:

  • StillASassyOne

    :offtopic: I'd just like to point out that I've been reading this whole post and I didn't even jump in and comment back where ya'll KNOW I usually would have because we've all had this argument before.

    Jussayin.... I deserve a :champ: for that!!

  • http://youtu.be/5L1tr0PIx20 Alex is soooo RatchetFree

    @French
    I was trying to tell you in that proposal that you said you didn't get. *lies*

  • http://youtu.be/5L1tr0PIx20 Alex is soooo RatchetFree

    @Sissy
    I have a yacht big enough to cruise us down there. Let's go!!! Don't worry, I hired a driver. French and Yall will not be behind the wheel!!

  • Peachpussycat

    :applause: @Sassy

    Where is Sandra? :mad:

    Hey everyone, and I do mean EVERYONE!!!!! :waves:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gNTI5HKrO44 Friskme KI$$E$

    @saso you get a :kiss: for that!

    @alex i swear i didn't :shurg:

    *packs my bags to go off with alex*

    what time does our flight take off?

  • MzDimplez1123

    :yahoo: @ Alex! :hug:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gNTI5HKrO44 Friskme KI$$E$

    Don’t worry, I hired a driver. French and Yall will not be behind the wheel!!
    _________________________________________

    :rofl: what's wrong with our driving :shrug:

  • mirsmommy

    LUSCIOUS LOLITA AKA SUGA WALLS says:

    *hold Meerkat clost to the twins*
    There there..wait… that’s not a bottle!
    ________________

    :pacifier:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ShOQQOy5pf8 LUSCIOUS LOLITA AKA SUGA WALLS

    Sassy if you dont get cho ass out!!!!!!!!

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ShOQQOy5pf8 LUSCIOUS LOLITA AKA SUGA WALLS

    :dead: at Meerkat

  • mirsmommy

    Friskme KI$$E$ says:

    @alex i can’t help it ki$$e$ is my middle name!

    don’t blame @yall she’s my bestest e-friend!

    @mirssss i was just in newark for the kellz concert…thought bout u
    _____________________

    When were you in Newark????? 12 or 13 people, just got shot in Newark, unfortunately one of them died. A damn 15 year old. :sad:

  • ELove

    I hate to laugh at this chick, but can she really write a book on motherhood after giving birth only 2 weeks ago? Now she’s an expert on motherhood? That’s rather grandiose of Tia to think people would buy a book about her birthing experiences while we’re in a recession. Couldn’t she cover her birthing experience and all the tips she learned in one blog post?

    ^^^
    NAW, Please go ahead an LAUGH Ms. Sandra because it's F-ing HILARIOUS... SOME "Supposedly" Black folks take to Hollyweird LIKE Flies take to SHYT (Word!!!) :coffee:

  • http://youtu.be/5L1tr0PIx20 Alex is soooo RatchetFree

    @French
    Flight leaves at 8:20pm. We're flying on some airline Dawn Sheen recommended. I hope it's legit. :thinking:

  • ELove

    GOOD Afternoon to Everybody and S/O to @Alex and @chibytex ...
    Long-Time (NO SEE Peeps...) :yes:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gNTI5HKrO44 Friskme KI$$E$

    @peachezzz :yahoo: hows the pup pup

  • mirsmommy

    StillASassyOne says:

    I’d just like to point out that I’ve been reading this whole post and I didn’t even jump in and comment back where ya’ll KNOW I usually would have because we’ve all had this argument before.

    Jussayin…. I deserve a for that!!
    ___________________________

    :lol: You got it. :champ:

  • http://youtu.be/5L1tr0PIx20 Alex is soooo RatchetFree

    @French
    Don't u take ur azz back to Newark!!! You hear?!? I haven't gotten that life insurance policy on u yet!!!

  • http://youtu.be/8A2Mfu0Yc5Q chibytex aka overweight hamster

    MzDimplez1123 says:

    @ Chi….Then Bey hired one of those Live Nation peeps as her manager, I hope they’re not pulling one over on her to get rid of Matt
    __________________________
    I heard she hired Ty Ty....Jay's best friend.....

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ShOQQOy5pf8 LUSCIOUS LOLITA AKA SUGA WALLS

    ELOVE I SWEAR FO GAWD!!!!!!

    :shotsfired: if I see (Word) one mo gin!

  • http://youtu.be/8A2Mfu0Yc5Q chibytex aka overweight hamster

    @Sassy
    That was very mature of you....

  • http://weeseeyou.com CG

    400+ comments? Wow. I know it can't be about the topic of the thread. Either someone is arguing or Sandra After Dark is going on kinda early today.

    :popcorn:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ShOQQOy5pf8 LUSCIOUS LOLITA AKA SUGA WALLS

    Sup Peach Puss

  • ELove

    @mirs
    AN 11 year OLD Boy was charged w/ 1st Degree Murder for shooting a 39 year Old Female... SHE was killed by a single Gun-Shot wound and Their STILL trying to figure out the relationship between Them (Real...) :coffee:

  • http://youtu.be/8A2Mfu0Yc5Q chibytex aka overweight hamster

    :waves:
    Sup Elove!!!

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ShOQQOy5pf8 LUSCIOUS LOLITA AKA SUGA WALLS

    CG It went real wrong real fast!

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k8jO3KcMlWE Feline Feminine in the flesh

    :popcorn:

    Awww shyt.... :smack:

    Hey ELove, Peachpussycat...

  • laykeya

    @Laykeya
    What? I feel like its neglect and its mad selfish….when you are pregnant you put yourself SECOND!! All vanity goes out the door!!

    I just thought your comment was a little harsh and ignorant that she's eating a salad out of vanity. I mean not all pregnant women can eat full course meals. That's why they have supplements. A lot of people get bad acid reflux. I mean vegetarians have kids don't they? let her obgyn worry about her health. anyway I'm off this on.

  • http://youtu.be/5L1tr0PIx20 Alex is soooo RatchetFree

    Sup Elove!! You know I sneak in from time to time.

    Hey Peach!! :hug:

  • Yall still crazy

    :yahoo: <---Me pimp walking because I'm going to Puerto Rico (without even being invited).

    Alex :hug: even though you won't let me drive. Hmmp, we just went through the manatees that one time ok maybe 5 times, but just for fun. And fyi- we (me) traded in all of those jet skis and the yacht for A JET :wink:

    *hi5* @ Sassy :shrug:

  • MzDimplez1123

    Hey Elove! :wave:

  • mirsmommy

    ELove says:

    @mirs
    AN 11 year OLD Boy was charged w/ 1st Degree Murder for shooting a 39 year Old Female… SHE was killed by a single Gun-Shot wound and Their STILL trying to figure out the relationship between Them (Real…)
    __________________

    SMH. This chit is outta hand. :sad:

  • http://youtu.be/8A2Mfu0Yc5Q chibytex aka overweight hamster

    I just thought your comment was a little harsh and ignorant that she’s eating a salad out of vanity. I mean not all pregnant women can eat full course meals. That’s why they have supplements. A lot of people get bad acid reflux. I mean vegetarians have kids don’t they? let her obgyn worry about her health. anyway I’m off this on.
    _____________________________________
    Ok? And? What's your point......I'm sticking to what I said.....
    TWO pieces of lettuce does NOT equate to a salad......

  • Yall still crazy

    Somebody just got a package.... #bigkidatheart

  • http://youtu.be/8A2Mfu0Yc5Q chibytex aka overweight hamster

    And yes vegaterians do have kids...my sister n law is one...but she eats more than lettuce...and she has meat substitutes that look like meat...cause she needs PROTEIN to survive....

  • MzDimplez1123

    @ Chi.... :blink: I hope that was a smart move, for Bey's sake.

    :thinking: Did Auntie take the day off? :shrug:

  • StillASassyOne

    I just wanna thank everybody who acknowledged that I was being ma-toore and nice and kind and level-headed today!

    @Choco
    See?! It's working already! :lol:

    @Brown
    Why I gotta leave tho? What I do NOW?!

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gNTI5HKrO44 Friskme KI$$E$

    Yeah I was in Newark for a Concert...... R.Kelly he was yummy!
    When i'm in Newark it's in and out baby!

    @YALL we need need new bikinis! STAT!

  • mirsmommy

    #icant

    Soooooooo in other news, I just saved 15% on car insurance by calling Geico.

  • laykeya

    I think I made my point didn't I? Your comment was ignorant. Did you actually see the pic to know it was LITERALLY two pieces of lettuce or did you just run with what another commenter posted. Because u wanted to say some dumb shyt?

  • MzDimplez1123

    *jumps over Depaul, Sugarbliss and Michigan avenue so my nosy ass can see what's in Yall's box* :lol:

  • ELove

    Presses MY NOSE right up to @MzDimpz... HELLO BABY :wink:

    @FeFe
    Heeeyyyy There LADY !!!

    @mirs
    I KNOW, It's just So F-ing Ridiculous NOW (PURE Disgusting) :(

  • http://youtu.be/5L1tr0PIx20 Alex is soooo RatchetFree

    Wonders if the package was a jet. :thinking:

  • laykeya

    SMH at myself why am I even responding this?

  • MzDimplez1123

    *goes and does jumping jacks in front of MM*

    Why? NO reason, i'm bored. :wail:

  • Yall still crazy

    :waves: <--2pcs of lettuce started all kinds of fights :rofl:

    *off to lunch*

    Frenchie, I have the 'kini list & I am waiting on His (no bootlegs allowed) :grill:

  • http://youtu.be/8A2Mfu0Yc5Q chibytex aka overweight hamster

    @Laykeya
    Why would someone lie about a tweet...when it can be easily found....and no you didnt make your point....you must be one of them dumb bishes I was referring too....

  • MzDimplez1123

    @ ELove...You were mesmerizes by my big ass eyes too huh? LOL

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k8jO3KcMlWE Feline Feminine in the flesh

    :mad: Sandra, please come back and update this blog!

  • Yall still crazy

    *whispers to Dimpz what IT is*

    #torturesAlexcuzshedoesntknow :rofl:

    Jet. Good One.....

  • http://youtu.be/8A2Mfu0Yc5Q chibytex aka overweight hamster

    <–2pcs of lettuce started all kinds of fights
    ____________________
    :hahaha:

  • MzDimplez1123

    :rofl: @ Yall

  • http://youtu.be/5L1tr0PIx20 Alex is soooo RatchetFree

    Yall still crazy says:

    <–2pcs of lettuce started all kinds of fights
    ________________
    Maybe they're trying out for the debate team. :shrugs:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gNTI5HKrO44 Friskme KI$$E$

    dammit dimpz i love your gravi! :love:

    HISSSSSSSSSSSSSS WHERE DA FLUCK YOU AT?!?!!? WE GOING TO PR :yahoo:

  • laykeya

    It's funny how some people never seem to get the point! But anyway on to more important issues. Did Sandra ever do the story on the HIV-positive man who raped his six month old son? That shyt is crazy.

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gNTI5HKrO44 Friskme KI$$E$

    :rofl: @alex double dream foot ?!?!? :wtf:

  • laterthannever

    How you 'gon have a show with your sister and only one of you is getting production credits? She has always been the more profitable twin but still :/

  • http://youtu.be/5L1tr0PIx20 Alex is soooo RatchetFree

    @French
    :hahaha: I go home and do that every evening!!! :rofl:
    You're doing it right now aren't u?!? :rofl:

  • laterthannever

    WUTWUZMISSIN! The weird hormonal/chemical thing that makes you "forget" the pain is so real. SECONDS after excreting my blessing I tried to remember the pain I'd just gone through (drug free with my crazy a$$) and couldn't really remember it. Weird.

  • MSVALLDAY

    Dawn Sheen says:

    OAN I got stuck in the bath tub and had to wait til my baby daddy came home to help me get out…. I remember trying to be romantic and take a bath with him it was so nice of him to get in there w/ my fat ass…I remember wen my neck disappeared I was all head and shoulders… I had the ass of a video hoe tho but the neck of precious…
    _______________________________________________________________________

    :rofl: :champ:

  • butterfly197420

    She only ate two pieces of lettuce for dinner? Well, at least she stopped getting tans because of her pregnancy - She is pale as HAIL! I still like her and her sister though. They are not ALL OUT THERE! If they want to pay her for HER thoughts on pregnancy - More power to her! Do your thang, Melanie!