BREAKING: Kim Kardashian & Kris Humphries’ marriage on the rocks
According to the National Enquirer, the fairy tale marriage between Kim Kardashian and Kris Humphries is headed for the rocks. Who knew the wedding of the century would be over so quickly?
The ENQUIRER has learned that the 30-year-old reality star and her husband Kris Humphries have fought bitterly over her wild spending and other things – and one recent blowup ended with Kim storming out of the $7,000-a-night New York hotel suite where they live.
Their battles have gotten so bad that Kris, 26, is considering ending the marriage, which began in a spectacular Aug. 20 made-for-TV extravaganza, revealed a family insider.
“Kris thought he could handle living with hisevery move followed by a reality TV camera crew – but now he is having second thoughts,” explained the insider.
“He believed Kim’s hunger for the spotlight would tail off after the wedding, but it’s just gotten worse.
“He thinks she is more obsessed with being famous than having a happy marriage.”
The source added Kris is starting to believe “he is nothing more than a prop for Kim’s photo ops.” The source told the Enquirer that Kris queried Kim about the real reason she married him. But Kim “exploded” like narcissists are known to do when they are challenged.
Kim reportedly ran out of the hotel “in tears”. No doubt her tears were of the crocodile variety.
Kim returned to the hotel a few days later — and just like a typical narcissist, she pretended like nothing had happened.
That’s too bad. We really liked those two kids together.
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wow already
“He thinks she is more obsessed with being famous than having a happy marriage.”
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Ummmm, duh! This dude really IS slow…
NOw we all know that NBA players have a history of being broke after leaving the league.. Humphries will join the club after its all said and done $7000 a month..why notpurchase a house that is ridiculous for the 99% versus 1%
Damn Kris…I really was hoping you weren’t as slow as you look.
“Kim Kardashian & Kris Humphries’ marriage on the rocks”
I knew this here “marriage” wasn’t gonna last
@Sandra … returned to the hotel a few years later??
Well duh!! Ray Charles, Clarence Carter and Stevie Wonder coulda seen this coming. All her $17 million must have hit her bank account. She dont need his ass no more…
Kris what boat did u get off of???… boy she dont want you.. all this doonie out here and you think she want just yours……ahahahahahaha
“He thinks she is more obsessed with being famous than having a happy marriage.”
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Ya think!!!
This dude is as slow as molasses!! When I saw the clip of him saying “She was married before?” on The Soup (cuz I don’t watch that show!!) I knew he was s-l-o-w!! 
The moment they got married, they were on the rocks……folks just dont take marriage seriously now-a-days……
Sandymae Wrote: Kim returned to the hotel a few years later — and just like a typical narcissist, she pretended like nothing had happened.
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:doh: His dumb azz should’ve known better.
I wish them the best, but still no award post???
I loved LL speach/rhyme session & enjoyed shady & friends
But I would have given it at LEAST 6 months just for image purposes…its gonna make Kim K. look bad if she divorces this man this fast. Its gonna look like she cant keep a man…
“Kim returned to the hotel a few years later”
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Well dayum….where the hell did she go??
Bruce and Scott told him to play his role and shut up. He was warned! LOL
“Kim Kardashian & Kris Humphries’ marriage on the rocks”
and
I actually like Kris now after watching that special. He seemed so slow before but actually the way he was standing up to all those Kardashian fools made his azz sexy as hell. I mean Kim consulted about everything with her momma. I was thinking do she wipe yo azz after you pee too dummy.
Kim reportedly ran out of the hotel “in tears”. No doubt her tears were of the crocodile variety.
OHoney says:
“Kim returned to the hotel a few years later”
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Well dayum….where the hell did she go??
I just get disgusted by stuff like this because it’s comparable to someone watching a snake crawl past them and then acting shocked when it bites them…anyone with common sense can see that all this was for fame and attention. She only knew this dude like 6 months before she got engaged and she made the whole affair over the top and somewhat tacky in my opinion. It’s all about her attention seeking narcissism….
buddapecan says:
Bruce and Scott told him to play his role and shut up. He was warned! LOL
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Yeah Kris do be having an opinion about chit…and that dont work as a male Kardashian…they want a mute and silent man…
Back to the cave from whence Kris Dumphries came from.
My baby den got that cheeze from that reality show to bring back home to Daddy!
Kim looked like Jigsaw at her wedding. I feel bad for her face..
I also feel bad for her old azz mother who wont accept that her time has come and gone..who u getting a facelife for? ur husband looks like a fuggin shocked scarecrow…ugh
Sandra: where is Attorney Mom? Did you ban her? I tried to find her blog but found some dude has her website name (if I’m not mistaken). Is she ok?
Look at the picture, she doesn’t even want to kiss him.
@FE FE
” She only knew this dude like 6 months before she got engaged and she made the whole affair over the top and somewhat tacky in my opinion. It’s all about her attention seeking narcissism….”
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Kris is dumber than dirt. Most athletes are. Kim must be slipping to let him catch on to her so fast.
I’d give Kourt’s man something to talk about.
Something bout them damn ascots and perfect hair.
Kris Humphries is alot of things but sexy isn’t one of em
i truly believe that he cannot be left alone with elmers paste or crayons because both will be in his stomach..
Kim & Kris seemed like they were on 2 totally different pages, didn’t get the rush 2 get married but, I’m on the outside looking in
I also feel bad for her old azz mother who wont accept that her time has come and gone..who u getting a facelife for? ur husband looks like a fuggin shocked scarecrow…ugh
She trying to keep up with Kim… and its sad. And yes Bruce looks a hot ass mess..that nigga look like if he stand out in the sun too long he gonna start melting….. 
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@JERRICA
“Look at the picture, she doesn’t even want to kiss him.”
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Of course not! She know that nigga ain’t good enough for her.
@ MAN
I answered your question in the other post
@His:
She got a facelift but got mad because no one but Kim showed up. You decided to have this unnecessary azz surgery trying to compete with yo daughter. HOE HAVE A SIT RIGHT THERE—–> _/.
“This dude is as slow as molasses!!”
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Haven’t heard that one in awhile.
But ya, this marriage wasn’t going anyway from jump.
Kris H. reminds me of Drake : looking a little retarded
(i still love you Kingstonn)
wow, im shocked.
OutsidetheBox says:
I’d give Kourt’s man something to talk about.
Something bout them damn ascots and perfect hair.
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his voice annoys me…but he be sharp as a shark’s fin in them suits….
I should’ve gave Kris the advice I gave my sister – get an annulment before you get married
Haha who didn’t see this coming.. I give them
A few years and it’s a wrap..
The divorce special will kick off the new season next fall
chocolate divalicious says:
I actually like Kris now after watching that special. He seemed so slow before but actually the way he was standing up to all those Kardashian fools made his azz sexy as hell. I mean Kim consulted about everything with her momma. I was thinking do she wipe yo azz after you pee too dummy.
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I didnt watch the “special” but I saw a clip on Wendy Williams and he was telling her he didn’t understand why she needed to consult the fam for every little thing.
She said something about being a celebrity and he said something like “Kim, just a few years ago you were just an owner at a boutique”
THAT … made me like Kris
Kim returned to the hotel a few YEARS later——-Dang, she threw up the dueces like that huh??
@HIS
“i truly believe that he cannot be left alone with elmers paste or crayons because both will be in his stomach..”
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ol retarded azz
Maybe sexy is the wrong word for Kris
but to stand up to those fools without a bit of hesitation certaintly changed his look to me. I mean he even clowned Kim, she said you didn’t grow up in my world and he looked at her and said 4 years ago you were a salesperson at a boutique. 
@JMO
Great minds think alot-that’s what made me fall for old Kris Hump.
@VERO
She got a facelift but got mad because no one but Kim showed up. You decided to have this unnecessary azz surgery trying to compete with yo daughter. HOE HAVE A SIT RIGHT THERE—–> _/.
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What ever happened to aging gracefully?
Bish you 60, you aint competing with Kim who is 30. She was killing me when they went on vacation. Talking about she didnt want to look matronly…Uhmm bish you IS matronly…
Well duh!! Ray Charles, Clarence Carter and Stevie Wonder coulda seen this coming.
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Jesus. All 3 of them?
Okay….
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OutsidetheBox says:
I’d give Kourt’s man something to talk about.
Something bout them damn ascots and perfect hair.
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Scott is an azz (_)(_)
You see the way he stuffed money in that guys mouth at some restaurant? That was beyond ignorant
Yso what did I do
chocolate divalicious says:
@His:
She got a facelift but got mad because no one but Kim showed up. You decided to have this unnecessary azz surgery trying to compete with yo daughter. HOE HAVE A SIT RIGHT THERE—–> _/.
THANK U, loose neck granny was acting like she was having open heart surgery or something. BTCH u cant DECIDE to have ur face yanked on like a dyck and think im gna drop er’thang to hold ur hand…how bout u act ur damn age heffa?
His_Mommy623 says:
Kim looked like Jigsaw at her wedding. I feel bad for her face..
I also feel bad for her old azz mother who wont accept that her time has come and gone..who u getting a facelife for? ur husband looks like a fuggin shocked scarecrow…ugh
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Hush
I’m not SHOCKED!!!
chocolate divalicious says:
@JMO
Great minds think alot-that’s what made me fall for old Kris Hump.
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She said something about being a celebrity and he said something like “Kim, just a few years ago you were just an owner at a boutique”
THAT … made me like Kris
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well DAYUM!!! That’s a good one!!!
His_Mommy623 says:
chocolate divalicious says:
@His:
She got a facelift but got mad because no one but Kim showed up. You decided to have this unnecessary azz surgery trying to compete with yo daughter. HOE HAVE A SIT RIGHT THERE—–> _/.
THANK U, loose neck granny was acting like she was having open heart surgery or something. BTCH u cant DECIDE to have ur face yanked on like a dyck and think im gna drop er’thang to hold ur hand…how bout u act ur damn age heffa?
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I KNOW KDUB DID NOT COME IN HERE AND THROW OL I BE STROKIN’ AZZ CLARENCE CARTERS NAME IN THE MIX
I really don’t know if I must cry or cry laughing
ur husband looks like a fuggin shocked scarecrow…ugh
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Leave Bruce ALONNNNNNE.
uh oh Man dun gave Kimbo da business with his kitten heel ankle booties on
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To the person who used her fingers to type the above message I HATE YOU
Kim K face looks bad to me now she always look like the ponytail is too tight
His says:
THANK U, loose neck granny was acting like she was having open heart surgery or something. BTCH u cant DECIDE to have ur face yanked on like a dyck and think im gna drop er’thang to hold ur hand…how bout u act ur damn age heffa?
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You complete me.
“He thinks she is more obsessed with being famous than having a happy marriage.”
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If Kris is just now figuring this out he is slower than I thought. Pass his azz a helmet
That was @Chi who said Clarence Carter…
@KDub
<—The ghost of Ray Charles and Clarence Carter
COME THE FUK ON KRIS LIKE U DINT SEE THIS SHYT COMING KIM IS FAMOUS FOR BVEING FUKN FAMOUS
LASTED LONGER THAT BRITT 24HR MARRIAGE 
Yay! Braille Time with Sister KDub.
@VERO
Drake is not a ra-tahd. HMPH!
Please bury me in my only YSL dress. Please and thanks.
his kitten heel ankle booties on
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ala George Jefferson
What’s so “breaking” about these two? #Fail we knew this was for tv anyway!
I BET KRIS AINT EVEN ALLOWED TO USE A REAL FORK IF HE THIS DAM SLOW LET ME SPONSER SOME FUKN SPORKS FOR HIS SLOW AZZ
@chibytex to the
^^^#68
PEOPLE PLEASE ! YOU KNOW I’M AT WORK
I AM NOT SUPPOSED TO BE CRYING LAUGHING BEHIND MY COMPUTER.
PLEASE
PLEASE
I agree. Scott is a jerk. I am attracted to big Egos. Hence the Beyonce love.
I believe she married him bc he has no backbone &will let her boss him around & he did to boost his image….sandra post the slaughterhouse cypher video which was the highlight of the hip-hop awards last night besides dmx performance please
DAM THIS FUKN MEETTING
yso, He looks like it though
I just can’t even pretend like I give any parts of a fck about Kim K and this invalid she married…
*waits for the next post*
His_Mommy says:
Kris Humphries is alot of things but sexy isn’t one of em
i truly believe that he cannot be left alone with elmers paste or crayons because both will be in his stomach..
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OMG I just burst out laughing in my office!!!
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vero says:
Kris H. reminds me of Drake : looking a little retarded
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thatgurljenny96 says:
I believe she married him bc he has no backbone &will let her boss him around & he did to boost his image….sandra post the slaughterhouse cypher video which was the highlight of the hip-hop awards last night besides dmx performance please
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I guess Sandra feel like if we wanna see that we can go to other blog for highlights of the show…After all T.I. performance was subpar and he wasnt in any of the cyphers….
@VERO I BELIEE IN MY CORAZON HE IS NOT ALLOWED TO USE A FORK
HAND HIS AZZ A SPORK OL SLOW AZZ!! ACTING ALL SURPRISE
I just wanna say all of yall are STOOPID
especially His. Hey Boo !!
I am listening to R.Kelly, And I wonder can he put in down in the bed, DAMN that MAN
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I know he got a HUGE package….
I mean if Chewbaka and Donatello are still together(aka Khloe and Lamar) chit I’m thinking aKim and Kris azz can at least give us 3 years of material to use against them.
OHoney says:
uh oh Man dun gave Kimbo da business with his kitten heel ankle booties on
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To the person who used her fingers to type the above message I HATE YOU
no u don’t *blows kisses*
@Kdub, oh okay (u still aint chit for the braile)… well done Chiby
Actually I don’t find him slow at all – I think he is mildy shocked at how for real this fake bish is about all this celebrity nonsense
While Im at it I will say Kris’ younger daughters are cute but not model material IMO
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Okay translation time…
Kim need to stop her ish! ANYBODY can see he not right.
He STAY on a plane from his hometown Minn-St. Paul.
Done ran him away already. Blind Fury is more famous than Ray J…
Signed,
Three Blind Mice
Creamychic:
I doubt it.
@CREAMY
Only if you’re still in junior high and like to play “Toilet Time”.
chocolate divalicious says:
I mean if Chewbaka and Donatello are still together(aka Khloe and Lamar) chit I’m thinking aKim and Kris azz can at least give us 3 years of material to use against them.
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I think Khloe and Lamar really love each other. She supports Lamar and vice versa. I thought their relationship was a shame…but so far they have proven the world wrong.
@KDUB
AND FUKN GOOOOOOOOONE!!!
Creamychic says:
So OFF TOPIC, I mean Really Off Topic, I am listening to R.Kelly, And I wonder can he put in down in the bed, DAMN that MAN
he can put that urine down on a young tender body like no other…
Samarra! hey mama
I can’t today
RKelly
KDub says:
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Okay translation time…
Kim need to stop her ish! ANYBODY can see he not right.
He STAY on a plane from his hometown Minn-St. Paul.
Done ran him away already. Blind Fury is more famous than Ray J…
Signed,
Three Blind Mice
The ghost of Ray Charles and Clarence Carter
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Clarence is still alive. He old but he still around. He is stroking something right now prolly. He is from my second home state of Bama…
and also
@ “he can put that urine down on a young tender body like no other…”
I can’t believe he actually went through with the marriage….I watched a little bit of the wedding special and he seemed extra pissed at throughout most of the show….
Okay translation time…
Kim need to stop her ish! ANYBODY can see he not right.
He STAY on a plane from his hometown Minn-St. Paul.
Done ran him away already. Blind Fury is more famous than Ray J…
Signed,
Three Blind Mice
@ Three Blind Mice (stevie, ray, and clarence) 
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I think Lamar and Khloe love one another as well I also think Lamar and Rob fancy one another
Three blind mice ????
Clarence is still alive. He old but he still around. He is stroking something right now prolly. He is from my second home state of Bama…
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I thought he was dead for some reason. That nigga gotta be a million yrs old if he still alive…
I ain’t fluckin with none of yall today!!!!!!!!!!!!
chibytex aka the people’s champ says:
I am listening to R.Kelly, And I wonder can he put in down in the bed, DAMN that MAN
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I know he got a HUGE package….
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thanks Girl, ****closees my eyes, and imagine him rubbing aginst my thighs*****
Chibytex:
I think Khloe and Lamar really love each other. She supports Lamar and vice versa. I thought their relationship was a shame…but so far they have proven the world wrong.
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I believe they truly love each too but they got married after only after knowing each other a month. So chat if they can make it work and be happy 2 years later. Kim and Kris can pull through. Kanye shrug
I have grown to like Sasquatch and Solomon (Khloe and Slow-Mar) together…ohh since folks got patents on ish they say on this blog I claim Solomon (Hand That Rocks The Cradle)
chocolate divalicious says:
I mean if Chewbaka and Donatello are still together(aka Khloe and Lamar)
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well I also think Lamar and Rob fancy one another
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thanks Girl, ****closees my eyes, and imagine him rubbing aginst my thighs*****
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Careful he might spang a leak on your azz
YSoSerious says:
@CREAMY
Only if you’re still in junior high and like to play “Toilet Time”.
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you mean when he try to piss on me
I believe they truly love each too but they got married after only after knowing each other a month. So chat if they can make it work and be happy 2 years later. Kim and Kris can pull through. Kanye shrug
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Khloe and Lamar didnt get married for a check…Kim did! That’s the difference!
i’m back and whatnot
Awwww Man… I havent even gotten a chance to watch the wedding I have recorded on the DVR
gotta funky funky rhyme with a funky style
I gotta funky funky rhyme with a funky funky style
I gotta funky rhyme… wit a funky funky style
I gotta funky rhyme… wit a funky funky style
#bored
I’m sure they were not payed Kim money but they azz was set up nonetheless. Anytime you have your wedding on TV its not because you want the world to experience yall love or so old other mushy chit.
Another thing that may be bothering Kim is that Kris is unemployed right now. Which means she’s paying for everything. I dont think this is what she expected when she said I Do. Lamar got a 10 million dollar signing bonus with his contract so they straight..Plus Khloe aint as high maintenance as Kim.
CANDAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
Dance for me come on dance.. Pretty baby!
Kim and Kris can pull through. Kanye shrug
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They won’t make it they don’t like one another and the love they shared is probably dissipated by now – unlike Khloe and Lamar actually love and like one another she is always calling him her best friend
and just like a typical narcissist, she pretended like nothing had happened.
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According to her face nothing had prolly happened. It was most likely still in the same expression when she got her azz back to that hotel that it was in when she left.
@CREAMY
Yep.
But you have nothing to worry about since you seem old enough to have gone through puberty. He won’t be checking for you or your face to use as a toilet seat.
KDub says:
and just like a typical narcissist, she pretended like nothing had happened.
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According to her face nothing had prolly happened. It was most likely still in the same expression when she got her azz back to that hotel that it was in when she left.
<<< frozen in time.
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CHACHELLA!!
u got it cha cha!
*puts on my big sweatshirt a la flashdance* she’s a maniac, maniac, on the flooooor
UNPREDYCKAMIRSKYSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
I didnt realize other than yours there were so many B&W Gravis
Oh well. I already lost money in the office pool. I didn’t they would make it til the ‘special’ aired.
I got $100 that says their sex tape will leak before the new season starts.
Any takers?
Which means she’s paying for everything.
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Im certain he got compensated for the wedding and the falsety behind it…
I’m sure Kim didnt pay for a gotdamn thang. They said her wedding came to 17 million and all that was paid for by the E network or other companies that she is endorses.
chocolate divalicious says:
I’m sure they were not payed Kim money but they azz was set up nonetheless. Anytime you have your wedding on TV its not because you want the world to experience yall love or so old other mushy chit.
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I agree but I think when E! found out they were getting engaged they probably made a deal with Khloe to pay for the wedding. I think they would have gotten married anyway, just on a smaller scale. In Kim’s case I think E! came to Kim and said if you find somebody dumb enough to marry you we will give you a 4 hour exclusive and $17 million. So that’s when Kim went on the hunt for dumbest dude she could find…
Hello Everyone, I’m going to hold up this
sign until I receive a welcome package…provided that I am welcomed in the 1st place. Did I miss the BBQ wives recap…or the LaLa dragging? AND why won’t my gravi show up 
…
Long Time Lurker… *smacks the azz on your gravi… WHO DAT
Another thing that may be bothering Kim is that Kris is unemployed right now.
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Well for $7k a NIGHT it ain’t bover-ing her too much. Do you know what I could do with ONE week of their lodge fare?
Well, the wedding show has aired. Checks have been cleared, so it is time for him to ship out. Watch her get a show about starting over after being heartbroken from a NBA benchwarmer.
@CHIBY, Clarence Carter aka Strokin was BLIND?!
Im certain he got compensated for the wedding and the falsety behind it…
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He probably did! But I’m sure not as much as Kim…she was #winning from the time that fool proposed to her!!
@CHIBY, Clarence Carter aka Strokin was BLIND?!
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CHA Deuce says:
UNPREDYCKAMIRSKYSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS I didnt realize other than yours there were so many B&W Gravis
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Heyyyy bew!!!!!!!!!
Pretty pic 
@CANDICANE
I’m afraid you are not
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We have too many “Candis” as it is so you have to go. Someone will give you a parting gift on the way out.
he can put that urine down on a young tender body like no other…
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OMG what is wrong with you?
Their “unemployed” is not the same as us normal folk.
I honestly believe Kim is copying her idol J Lo
Reggie Bush/Ray J= Diddy
Kris Hump = Ben Affleck
She hasn’t found her Marc Anthony yet. Give her a minute.
Taking a poll to see who she gone have dem babies by.
Welcome @ Candinumber…
@CANDICANE
I’m afraid you are not .
We have too many “Candis” as it is so you have to go. Someone will give you a parting gift on the way out.
@Cha that’s the beautifully blessed Ms Jazze Bell. Nice, right?
Where do yall come up with this chit???? ROFL
YSO!!!!! Don’t do that!!!
Yso you are a fool.
She hasn’t found her Marc Anthony yet. Give her a minute.
Taking a poll to see who she gone have dem babies by.
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its gonna be by some Armenian prince to keep the blood natural…
I loved LL speach/rhyme session
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I coulda SWORN that was our very own EASTPOINT VET aka EPV making an appearance.
@CANDI CANE 74
Were you born in ’74?
What?
@Chiby Im starting to wonder if Kim did the proposing REAL TALK!
Thanks JMO!
I think she wants to be with Reggie, but he ain’t the lapdog he once was. Maybe since he no longer on a Superbowl winning team he will give her another shot.
*whispers* was thinkin the same thing *sits on the welcome packets*
Im just mad that Sonya Norwood didn’t take that theft kim perpetrated to the maximum. All this coulda been nipped in the bud.
I got $100 that says their sex tape will leak before the new season starts.
Any takers?
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Nah I think it is gonna drop a lil later. Kris (momma) got that planned out. Kim gonna announce a pregnancy next. Then they gonna have a baby show/special…BUT if momma Kris is not able to put a good azz PR spin on that pesky black gene that is gonna come out that baby…THEN they gonna drop the honeymoon sex tape. They beyond sex tapes, the Kardashian clan…ONLY in use of emergency. I think black genes might be considered an emergency ’round there. Ish she been hiding Khloe from Orenthal for years now…why Khloe ain’t gave birth yet…???
Hmmmm…
well I also think Lamar and Rob fancy one another
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Choco aka Hippie says:
@Chiby Im starting to wonder if Kim did the proposing REAL TALK!
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it would make since…and then just film HIM proposing for TV…cause that chit was all perfect and scripted. You might be on to something.
@Choco:
The same ring he supposedly propsed with they showed her on another website wearing the same ring 2 years ago.
She probably did @Choco… or maybe her mom !
welcome CC,
Hello CC!
Ish she been hiding Khloe from Orenthal for years now
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IDK Kim Kardashian seems pretty boring to me… Hell Kris Humphries doesnt seem like the life of the party either. I figure they would be great for each other. While she is cute she just doesnt do it for me.
@Chocolate
yeah I remember they kept saying Kim bought her own ring
@VERO Just the way it all rapidly occurred! Im feeling bad for KIM she ain’t coming out looking too confident with this one – fake marriage, fake face, semi-fake azz,
Reggie Bush/Ray J= Diddy
Kris Hump = Ben Affleck
She hasn’t found her Marc Anthony yet. Give her a minute.
Taking a poll to see who she gone have dem babies by.
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Well who was first hubby? He was the non factor producer dude…kinda like J.lo’s first hubby who was a waiter…
KDub says:
I got $100 that says their sex tape will leak before the new season starts.
Any takers?
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Nah I think it is gonna drop a lil later. Kris (momma) got that planned out. Kim gonna announce a pregnancy next. Then they gonna have a baby show/special…BUT if momma Kris is not able to put a good azz PR spin on that pesky black gene that is gonna come out that baby…THEN they gonna drop the honeymoon sex tape. They beyond sex tapes, the Kardashian clan…ONLY in use of emergency. I think black genes might be considered an emergency ’round there. Ish she been hiding Khloe from Orenthal for years now…why Khloe ain’t gave birth yet…???
Hmmmm…
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Well if Khloe have a baby by Lamar its gonna come out black anyway right? But I agree with the sex tape leaking…its bound to happen…
@ KDub:
They say he is a music producer.
chocolate divalicious says:
@Choco:
The same ring he supposedly propsed with they showed her on another website wearing the same ring 2 years ago.
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Oh no!! Is this the year of the exposed celebrity…it seems like everybody is being exposed!!!
LTL … Yeap that azz is stupid :lol
Thanks MIRSKY…
@CHOCO well today is the day and no not yet. i will keep yall posted
YSoSerious says:
@CANDICANE
I’m afraid you are not .
We have too many “Candis” as it is so you have to go. Someone will give you a parting gift on the way out.
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Thanks for the welcome and
my gravi’s up! @Unpredictable…I’ll take CC @YSO, I think I’ll stay 
. and Man, yes it is, can I have my packet? I understand that’s your department???
@CHOCO well today is the day and no not yet. i will keep yall posted
Im all up in yo bizness but you go grab that fresh catch 
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@LUV
DONT DO IT YOU WILL BE BLOATED LATER today is not the day for salt and vinegar
JMO…but I think momma Kris got some kinda hex on them girls uterus against birfin black babies. I am telling yall…I doubt there will be biracial kids running ’round that house. Kris Jenner done learned her lesson! Why is it that KOURTNEY the only UNMARRIED one is the one with a BABY??? Cause her man yt. Why Kim did not have a baby with her first husband?
Why did J. Lo pick Marc to marry/have babies with…she wanted those pure Puertorriqueno chilens. SAME THING.
Why are none of the emoticons moving on my computer? Is it just me?
[back to lurking]
Well if Khloe have a baby by Lamar its gonna come out black anyway right?
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See my post 184.
If Khloe have a baby with Lamar then HER black gene coming out.
Candi Cane aka CC is a pretty addition to our family
Yeah Cocoa, it’s just you
@CC
Well…If you insist…
(pulls a welcome packet out from under that other Candi)
Fill this out. Man doesn’t do the packets but he will be back around sooner or later to ask for an ass shot.
Thanks Cha, I changed it to CannedGoods
^^Chocolate, I might need to watch this show
I am so confused right now
Well I hope she take some acting class before it leaks. Her perfomance was dismal.
@Mirs
I said a rickety rocket was my favorite cartoon
after marriage the honeymoon
I’ll be damned gag me with a spoon……
@CHoco whats your email, i wanted to tell you something
YSoSerious says:
@CANDICANE
I’m afraid you are not .
We have too many “Candis” as it is so you have to go. Someone will give you a parting gift on the way out.
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YSO!!!!!!! Damn you!
I have to clean up my screen…my phone, my desk….yo’ ig’nant azz! My whole floor is coming in here asking am I ok because I was choking!
I think that Kim got married for the attention and because she was jealous of her sisters. You know how some women just try to find any man to attach to once they see all of their friends and family geting getting married.
2.6 million on a apartment a year……….
i envy them cats…i need toi start selling crack and get my money up
It was obvious from the start that this is not a marriage that will last. Seeing the whole 4 hr marriage spectacle on E! showed me that Kim has been planning this since she was 10, and it wasn’t about love, but making headlines with a lavish wedding. I can’t see them making it past the two year mark. Reggie Bush, I am sure, is elated he didn’t get pulled into the trap, oops, “marriage of the century”.
” Kim reportedly ran out of the hotel “in tears”. No doubt her tears were of the crocodile variety.”
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“He thinks she is more obsessed with being famous than having a happy marriage.”
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Good thing I didn’t have time to log in today. I would have gone hard on this slut woman.
Anyone else notice that Kim caught the bouquet at Kloe’s wedding? I knew when I saw that she would “find love” next! So predictable!!
Who the HEYUL reads and still believes the National Enquirer??? If I did, I would bet that my backyard just had a UFO land where the aliens all look like LEBUMM JAMES!
Damn this is happening quicker than the bet I placed. Of course she knew the deal since she didn’t want to take his last name. All that dramatic “I feel bad” on the fairytale wedding only to prove it’s all business. Of course National Enquirer isn’t the best source but this is the beginning of speculations, lol.