HAPPY HOLIDAYS!

This is the last post for today unless another local “rap star” gets shot.

From my family to yours, have a happy, joyful and safe holiday! And if I don’t see you before December 31st, have a Happy New Year! :bye:

Thanks to loyal reader Jonathan for the RuPaul card!



 


463 Responses to “HAPPY HOLIDAYS!”

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    TPtotalpackage says:

    Happy Holidays!!!!

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    FeFe says:

    :dead: @that pic

    Auntie, you are a riot! :yahoo:

    HAPPY HOLIDAYS TO EVERYONE!

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    Brick City Born says:

    Happy Holidays Sandra!

    Question: Is this the fill-in Bey Baby Bump post for today?

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    laykeya says:

    lol. I haven’t been on here in about four months and this is the first thing I see.

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    Tania31 says:

    Happy holidays!!!!

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    DeevaC says:

    lmao so if beyonce does do a bare belly photo shoot this image here would be used to say “that doesn’t prove anything”…cute pic though

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    bbclivy says:

    OOH MY GOODNESS! I AM @ WORK ROLLING :rofl:

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    Melissa Niice says:

    Bwahahaha! Same to you auntie, be safe!!

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    free says:

    LOVE THE PIC! YALL STAY SAFE! HAPPY HOLIDAYS TO MY SR PEEPS ALL OVER THE WORLD!

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    iheart405 says:

    :dead: at the pic :rofl:

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    KayCeiSoul says:

    Happy Holidays Auntie! :hug:

    This chit right here! :rofl:

    You are a mess!

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    Ace says:

    Auntie wrong for this…..

    but i’ll guess we can make due….

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    NikkeMinxx says:

    @Ace. I needs that ballot up outchu.

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    Brick City Born says:

    unless another local “rap star” gets shot. :dead:

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    :dead: :dead:

    Auntie I :heart: u! u stay doin the most & i just loves it!

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    Crickett says:

    Merry Christmas!!

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    @Brick, u know this is Auntie saying anybody even a man can LOOK pregnant :rofl:

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    Dynasty says:

    I must say Ru Paul looks fierce

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    Ace says:

    NikkeMinxx says:

    @Ace. I needs that ballot up outchu.
    ————————————————————————–

    I’m not doing the awards….i refuse…to do a half as job on short notice. I rather not do one at all vs giving you all some coal and calling it a diamond…just not gonna but my name on it…if it’s not perfect or done right… #qualityoverquantity

    :coffee:

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    Posche says:

    Merry Christmas my loves!

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    AndThenIHitMyDougie says:

    Ace…

    Fukk your quality! Give us some quantity, dammit! :hug:

    But seriously, what if we schedule the awards for like the last week in January or something….close to Grammy/Oscar awards time? Would that be enough time?

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    Tainted_Love says:

    Happy Holidays Fam!!! :waves: I celebrate Kwanzaa and I’m def excited about this years plans!!! May everyone have a safe holiday(s)and don’t drink too much fam!!! :hugs: :kisses: Love You Guys!!!!

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    Sandra Rose says:

    Ace says:

    I’m not doing the awards….i refuse…to do a half as job on short notice.
    ___________________

    :rofl: :hahaha:

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    SAUCEY82 says:

    HAPPY HOLIDAY’S :cheer:

    GOOD MORNING MY BEAUTIFULS :hug:

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    iheart405 says:

    Heeey Saucey :hugs:

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    SAUCEY82 says:

    @IHEART
    A SPECIAL BIG :hug:

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    iheart405 says:

    :crying: :crying1: I’M READY TO GO HOME!!!

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    Brick City Born says:

    Fayla aka IWhipIt..WhipItRealGood:) says:

    @Brick, u know this is Auntie saying anybody even a man can LOOK pregnant

    _______
    :hahaha: I know she ain’t slick at all!

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    Brick City Born says:

    @Tainted_Love Are you going to replace your avi with his mugshot? :hahaha:

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    Brick City Born says:

    I thought that hahaha was just a laugh WTF. Let me go look through these emoticons

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    Ace says:

    @Sassy

    Do you think 2011 was as good as 2010?

    I feel 2011 was missing alot of the fluckery that 2010 had

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    SAUCEY82 says:

    @IHEART

    ME TOO!!! THIS IS SOME BULL

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    Peachizz says:

    LOL… Rupaul couldn’t get Preggers if he wanted to.. Happy Holidays Sandra and Fam!!!

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    Tainted_Love says:

    Brick City Born says:

    @Tainted_Love Are you going to replace your avi with his mugshot?

    _____________________________________________________
    Lol…yeah I was thinking about doing that!!!

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    EB says:

    See Beyonce is pregnant :coffee:

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    KDub says:

    If Rupaul Andre Charles do NAT stop smizing at me in that fuggin pic…with his purdy self.

    Happy Holidays yall.

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    GiGi says:

    Rapper ‘Tyler, the Creator’ arrested for vandalism :champ:

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    EB says:

    Merry Christmas and Happy New Years to Sandra Rose and the SR fam!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :yahoo:

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    caligirl says:

    :offtopic: Just left Macys and they had coats for 50% off. Didn’t find anything…They had some nice perfume gift sets. Beyonce perfume smells like microwaved strawberry/apple now & laters.

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    CHA CHA says:

    NikkeMinxx says:

    @Ace. I needs that ballot up outchu.

    :cuss: THEEEE FLUCK…. Why aint get emailed a ballot :shank:

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    KyCakes says:

    Merry Christmas and have a wonderful New Years, SR Fam!!! :cheer:

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    Ace says:

    Just when i thought it was safe to leave my shank proof vest at home(FREE HIS)

    I get gang stabbed for not doing the SR Awards…. :(

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    100% usa made! says:

    @ EB :dead:

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    Ty says:

    :rofl: @ that damn pic Auntie u are a HAM

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    CHA CHA says:

    :no: Ace shyt just the same for SR OG’s round hea no mo :shotsfired:

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    100% usa made! says:

    :waves: @ SR Family

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    Anna says:

    caligirl says:

    They had some nice perfume gift sets. Beyonce perfume smells like microwaved strawberry/apple now & laters.

    ~~~~~~~~
    :lol: I’ve never smelled Beyonce’s perfume. I did buy it for the girl that I work with. I knew I should have bought the Rihanna one.
    Merry Christmas to Sandra and all her “Buds”.

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    @ Cali…You saying it’s “sticky” sweet? :shrug:

    CHA 2X! :kiss:

    Hey TY! :hug:

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    Tyler the Creator looks just like Roscoe from Martin.

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    caligirl says:

    :waves: at 100%

    @Anna – Beyondsya 3 out now, the first one to me was STANK too :shrug: I’m very particular about scents. All CVS brands were grouped up together Kim K, Sean John and Justin Beiber (probably would have :vomit: so I didn’t even smell it..

    Daisy and Alien are my after Christmas “gift card” list.

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    BayMami_de4 says:

    Happy Holidays Sandra!

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    caligirl says:

    @Dimpz – I’m saying Victoria Secret got better smelling perfume and it smells like old halloween candy. It’s a good gift for girls under the age of 16….It def will not attract anything but bugs or maybe if you got a sweet tooth. :shrug:

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    princessdyan™ says:

    Merry Christmas Everyone!!
    Please remember Jesus is the reason for the season! Get out your Bible and read your babies the REAL story of Christmas before it is over please. The book of Luke is the one I like to read the story from.
    Also please remember if you have small children that in a few years Santa is not going to be the same for your baby once the cat is out of the bag. Then Christmas just won’t be the same for that baby. Please try to make this time when it’s still so real to them as magical as possible.
    May the Good Lord bless everyone of you in the coming year.
    Love Always.

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    Yuck! I didn’t like the 1st one either. It’s smelled like spicy outside to me. :no:

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    caligirl says:

    What up Unpredictable, how ya doern? :smile:

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    CHA CHA says:

    DIMPALICIOOUS :hug: …. You aint been lovin me right bew! Yesterday I thought you dropped me like a bad habit :cry2: Can you appoint me to where I can find the categories and/or said Ballot…. I wanna attend the SR Awards…

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    CHA CHA says:

    UNPRE****AMIRSKYGANGSTABEWSKI :hug: I emailed you like 16 years ago boo… check yo shyt!

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    @Cha… I been in and out lately. :hug:

    Ace hasn’t even put them together yet. :no:

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    caligirl says:

    @princessdyn – :cosign: Lovely pup! My baby is 14 1/2 and he is the sweetest child ever. We had our alone time this morning, as we had breakfast out (that’s rare) we went shopping at Walmart to drop things off the the womens shelter/along with he gently worn xbox. Thanking God for the each and every day, for me each day I wake up is a gift. Enjoy the Holiday and Happy and Blessed New Year.

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    Ty says:

    MzDimplez1123 says:

    Yuck! I didn’t like the 1st one either. It’s smelled like spicy outside to me.
    _________________
    :dead:

    Hey Dimpz :wave:

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    @ TY….It did! It had like this outdoorsy smell w/ a touch of cinnamon thrown in to give it some “kick”. No Bueno. :no:

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    FeFe says:

    Is that my sweet Cha Cha?

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    @ Fe…Chica in your gravi was absolutely stunning in Girl 6. :yes:

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    FeFe says:

    @Dimpz

    Wasn’t she though…Ion care what folks say about her, that is one of THEE baddest bishes on the planet…when I was modeling I wanted to MORPH into her! :lol:

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    Keith359 says:

    HAPPY HOLIDAYS SANDRA!!!!!

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    @ Fe….I Lah her! :lol:

    Why’d you stop?

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    CHA CHA says:

    FeFe says:

    Is that my sweet Cha Cha?

    TIS I FEEEVALICIOUS…. That aint Naomi Cam… and she was in girl 6 :shrug: I dont remember her in that!

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    YSoSerious says:

    Happy Holidays! :waves:

    I know I better get nominated for SOMETHING if Ace puts together another SR Award show. :karate:

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    FeFe says:

    @Dimpz

    They stopped loving my curves, I stopped wanting to diet…too much :boobs: for their liking… :)

    @Cha

    Yes, that is the FIERCE Naomi, she did have a small role in Girl 6…

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    FeFe says:

    :shocked: is that YSo? Where u been guhl????

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    !*LaKErCHiC@*! says:

    :rofl: SANDRITA U HAVE A FELIZ NAVIDAD TOO!! :rofl: THE BLOGER IS CWAZY HOW THE FUK DO U EXPECT THE FUKN POSTERS TO BE.. :ghost:

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    @ Fe……..Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh BASTIDS!

    @ Cha…She was a phone sex operator

    YSOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!:hUg: WHERE YOU BEEN THOUGH? Did that lil one hog tie you with duck tape?

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    YSoSerious says:

    FEFE!! :hugs:

    Too busy to log in or even lurk. I trust y’all behaved yourselves in my absence? :coffee:

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    !*LaKErCHiC@*! says:

    I JUST GOT A BOTTLE OF JOSE CUERVO IN MY STOCKING!! :yahoo: WHO GOING TO GET :twisted: TOOOONIGHT!! IS ME!! :koolaid: IF I SEND DRUNK TXT/PICS I SAAAWY **SIDE EYE ACE AND WIFIE**

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    Ace says:

    *looks at YSO then promptly buries his face in his hands…*

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    FeFe says:

    @YSo

    It got a bit messy up in here yesterday…we needed some Fabuloso all up through this bish…but other than that folks been behavin’… :yes:

    I’m about to bust up outta this office for the weekend…take care everbody! *SMOOCHES* :waves:

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    Ace says:

    !*LaKErCHiC@*! says:

    I JUST GOT A BOTTLE OF JOSE CUERVO IN MY STOCKING!! :yahoo: WHO GOING TO GET :twisted: TOOOONIGHT!! IS ME!! :koolaid: IF I SEND DRUNK TXT/PICS I SAAAWY **SIDE EYE ACE AND WIFIE**

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    *set reminder to charge his phone*

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    !*LaKErCHiC@*! says:

    @YSO OH HOW I MISSD U :wail: HOLD ME WHILE U BEEN GONE I BEEN TREADED SOOO BAD!!! :hug: <<HOLD ME TIGHT!!

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    @ Yso….We been bahaving as we always do. :coffee:

    His got pardoned! :yahoo:

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    YSoSerious says:

    DIMPZ!! :hugs:

    I wasn’t literally tied up but these little rockheads had me in knots trying to get this Christmas sht together. :lol:

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    :lol: @ YSO

    Long as you were safe. :hug:

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    Ace says:

    MzDimplez1123 says:

    His got pardoned!
    ————————————————————————-

    WHAT?!?!!?

    *makes a mad dash home to get his shank proof vest*

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    !*LaKErCHiC@*! says:

    WHY IS A BISH SOO ESITED TO DRANK?? :yahoo: THATS MY CHIT!! ITS GOING TO BE A MERRRY NAVIDAD!! **NIGHT** THAT PO BOTTLE AINT GOT A CHANCE TO SEE XMAS MORNING :rofl:

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    CHA CHA says:

    @Cha

    Yes, that is the FIERCE Naomi, she did have a small role in Girl 6…

    Im sorry… I meant to agree and not disagree :no: Yes Naomi is feeeeUhce.. I only remember the main chick in the Girl 6 movie tho

    YSOLEDAD OBRIEN :hug: are my e nephews all wrapped up and under the tree?

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    !*LaKErCHiC@*! says:

    @ACE I HOPE AND WISH **FOR UR E-LIFE* THAT I HAVE SOMETHING NICE AND THICK IN MY EMAIL… NO FUKN BOWS OR NOTHING!! :coffee:

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    CHA CHA says:

    *wipes LAKERLOSITAS tears while humping her a lil :grill:

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    !*LaKErCHiC@*! says:

    @CHACHALING HEY GAWWWGEOUS :kiss: LOOKS AT THAT SMILE :wink: HAPPY HOLIDAYS MAMA

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    YSoSerious says:

    ACE!! :hugs:

    Whassamatta babe? I didn’t do it, I swear!

    @FEFE

    Have a great holiday.

    LAKER!! :hugs:

    Who been messing with you? Where they at?! :karate:

    @DIMPZ

    I’m sure y’all were on your bestest of behavior.

    BUT I MISSED MY HIS’S TRIUMPHANT RETURN!! :wail:

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    !*LaKErCHiC@*! says:

    @YSO :shrug: I DONT MEMBER **SNITCHES GET STICHES** :lol: DID HIS STOP BY? WHEN?

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    iscream says:

    Merry Christmas everyone!

    Hope santa gives you want you asked for.

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    Ace says:

    iscream says:

    Merry Christmas everyone!

    Hope santa gives you want you asked for.
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    A plane ticket and a break up letter….. :pray:

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    YSoSerious says:

    CHACHELLA!! :hugs:

    Not wrapped up under the tree. :no: In a shipping crate on it’s way to Abu Dhabi? :yes:

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    !*LaKErCHiC@*! says:

    A plane ticket and a break up letter…..
    ^^ :rofl: @WIFIE U SEE HIM… IF ITS UP TO HIM U BE OUT THE CHI IN .5 SECONDS… :lol:

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    @ YSO..She hasn’t returned yet. She been working her pretty lil ass off. *wall slides*

    Same to you iScream! :hug:

    :lol: @ Ace

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    YSoSerious says:

    @ISCREAM

    Merry Christmas to you as well. :)

    (still waiting for Santa to brang me them Uggs I want)

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    @! Lakes…..I see him! :lol:

    :dead: @ Abu Dhabi. Make sure it’s padded so they don’t bruise. :lol:

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    !*LaKErCHiC@*! says:

    OMG THE WIFIE JUST KEEP IGNORING A BISH… SEE YALL… :cry: @YSO CHACHA ISCREM AND ACE YALL HAVE A FELIZ NAVIDAD :waves: ….

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    Ace says:

    @Lakers

    See ya….

    *plugs phone into charger*

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    @ Lakes….I didn’t ignore you! :no:

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    YSoSerious says:

    @LAKER

    To you as well chica. :hugs:

    Guess I’m several days late and a lotta dollas short but as long as I ain’t miss His coming back, I’m cool.

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    sweets1530 says:

    Merry Christmas to you too Auntie and to all SR Familiy!!!!!

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    wilhelmina99 says:

    Merry Christmas Sandra and to the Sandra Rose Family! I love you!!

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    Ace says:

    @Babe

    Laker has a question for you…you might need to email her.

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    Hola Beautiful People,

    I am wishing everyone a wonderful time filled with love and comfort. May this season be time for us all to give praises for our existing life (no matter how good or bad- we have the power to change it with hard work, dedication, deserve, humbleness, and a plan we can put into action. Also for love, family, friends, peace of mind (for those that have it), strength, our children, partners, even the ones that pray for us that we may not have an idea about. Give THANKS! From the bottom of my hearts, I keep you all in my prayers and I will continue to ask that you all be watched over, protected, guided and practice good judgement.

    Blessed Love SR Family, Friends, Foes and Future creations…

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    deserve= desire

    I am hurrying and did not proofread. Still I hope it was overstood (understand)

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    Hershey says:

    Yso I missed you! Any who, Happy holidays to all! :waves: Christmas wreath that I stole from my neighbors front door!

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    BigCityGirl says:

    Happy Holidays SR Family..safe travels to those traveling and in my DON CORNELIOUS VOICE…peace, love and SOOOOOOUL……LOL

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    !*LaKErCHiC@*! says:

    @DIMPZ THE QUESTION WAS FOR ACE NOT U MAMA BUT I GUESS HE CANT SAY SHYT :lol: HAPPY HOLIDAYS BABEZ :kiss: TXT A BISH

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    !*LaKErCHiC@*! says:

    @HONY :hug: LOONG TIME NO SEE MAMA :waves: HAPPY HOLIDAYS

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    militaryspouse1 says:

    Merry Christmas Sandra and the Sandra Rose family and readers. And may you all have a Happy New Year

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    Posche says:

    I already snuck into my present and my honey bought me a beautiful diamond bracelet! I’m so excited…!!! It’s 3 carats!!!!!! He loves me so much…that cheating dog…yeah we’ll talk about his azz in the new year! Gave him some afternoon love and he made it rain on me! eBay here I come! See you on the 26th Macy’s.

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    Well atleast Ru gave us a bare stomach photo :hahaha:
    Oh Sandra I love you :yahoo:

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    brenden says:

    Bacatchu Sandra. My holiday has been great thus far!!!!!!! Shout outs to Posche, Westie, Cali, Yardie, Fay And everybody else that I’m cool wiff-Clique Gang proper snitches :-) Don’t catch feelings if I didn’t name you, I just named the ones on my must inform list from the free clinic :ashamed: Shouts to the lurkers who roll with me…See yall heffas sometime in the NewYear…Positive energy brings positive results…Hating, negativity, jealousy and all that jazz keeps you in misery…Not to mention it’s bad for yo edges :ashamed: Be happy folks, you’ll wreap the rewards…

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    brenden says:

    :kiss: Ky :kiss: I 4got my coulda been baby mama…They make those damn condoms so durable nowadays :mad: That heffa wasn’t falling for that whole I pull out before I c*m method.ha…Oh well…Imma find me a good chick to knock up one day :waves:

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    Bird says:

    Merry Christmas old internet friend. Wishing you and yours another blessed new year.

    Happy Holidays Everyone!!!

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    Posche says:

    Merry Christmas Brenden my love!!!
    You too Anna, Maven, Man, Bird, Laker, Ace, iScream….didn’t mean to leave anyone out! Talk to y’all soon!

    Love,

    Angela

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    Yardgirl says:

    Merry Christmas Miss Sandra and the rest of the gang!! :cheers:

    Special greetings to my one and only Brenden, thanks for the many hours of laughter. You r my special smartie-artie!! :love:

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    caligirl says:

    Dearest Breden – Wishing you the Happiest and Merriest Holiday. Please use your Family dollar gift card wisely..

    Ps we all made a pact when you burned us that week. Telling each of us those growths were moles. :shrug: Call me a fool……I still :love: you.

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    Redeemed777 says:

    Babylonians celebrated the feast of the Son of Isis with gluttonous eating and drinking, and gift giving and the goddess of fertility, love, and war.

    The Romans held a festival on 25 December called “Dies Natalis Solis Invicti, celebrating their own god Sol Invictas – PAGAN!

    The Persian god Mithras, the Syrian sun god Elah Gabal, the German Sol, the Greek Helios and the Mesopotamian Shamash. But also Saturnalia, honoring Saturn, the God of Agriculture. The law courts and schools were closed. No public business could be transacted an this is where the holidays originated – ALL PAGAN!

    Wax tapers were given by the more humble to their superiors. The origin of the Christmas candle – PAGAN!

    In Rome groups of costumed went from house to house entertaining their people. And this was where the carolling Christmas tradition originated PAGAN!

    Statues of the Mother and lover or Mother and son were paraded through the streets not only in Italy but also in Africa, Spain, Portugal, France, Germany and Bulgaria. Thus, the symbolism of the Heavenly Virgin and the infant child paraded on a yearly basis are not of Christian origin. They stem from the Mother-goddess religion, which is very ancient ENTIRELY PAGAN!

    Scandinavian countries celebrated Yule honoring Thor – PAGAN!

    In Germania (not Germany) they celebrated midwinter night followed by 12 wild nights of eating and drinking. The 12 days of Christmas PAGAN!

    The church under Pope Julius I declared that Christ’s birth would be celebrated on December 25 in 350 AD in order to try to hijack the PAGAN festivals but it was largely ignored. Christians did not really celebrate Christmas until 378 but it was then dropped in 381 and not resurrected until 400.

    The Christmas tree stems from pagan tradition and ritual surrounding the Winter Solstice, which included the use of holly boughs ivy and other foliage as an adaptation of pagan tree worship. Holly and ivy represented male and female. Mistletoe was considered a sacred plant, and the custom of kissing under the mistletoe began as a fertility ritual – all PAGAN!

    Santa Claus came from the Dutch “Sinterklaas” and was a tall figure riding a white horse through the air and usually accompanied by Black Peter, an elf who punished disobedient children. Also the origin of the reindeer, sleigh and the elves ALL PAGAN!

    The modern red coated Santa was brought about by coca cola!

    AMERICA is the originator of the expression “Happy Holidays” which came about because of the pagan origins of Christmas to include all religions and traditions!

    The Venerable Bede, an early Christian writer pointed out that the Christian church absorbed Pagan practices when it found the population unwilling to give up the festivals. Thus a lot of what Christians now see as Christians practices are in fact pagan!

    Christmas is the time of year christians strive to prove just how pagan they have become!

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    Yall still crazy says:

    Just checking in. Merry Christmas to all.

    Especially:
    Twin
    Dimpz
    Brown
    Fi
    Fay
    Tatted
    Yso
    Choco
    Harlem
    Honey
    Jmo
    Samyell
    Ace
    Al
    Brenden
    Knowledge

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    Yall still crazy says:

    And
    Cha Cha
    Dawn
    H
    U
    Alex

    That is all :coffee:

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    vero says:

    What do you mean ‘that is all’ @Yall ?? :mad:

    :lol: Morning Sandra and fam !! :waves:

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    NaijaGal says:

    VERO :waves: yay…how was your Christmas

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    vero says:

    Hey Naija !! I don’t celebrate ! I spent today pressure-washing my house / yard.It’s all clean again and my arms and hands are still shaking. :lol:

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    vero says:

    ** i meant to type ‘2 days’

    How was your Christms?

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    NaijaGal says:

    My Christmas was calm which is a plus :D

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    chocolate divalicious aka CD says:

    Goodmorning Vero and Naija :waves:

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    NaijaGal says:

    Chocolate D what it do chica :waves: How was your Christmas

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    vero says:

    Gotcha @Naija

    Morning CD :hug: I was hoping you’d change your gravi as a Christmas gift to me :D

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    lovezoe says:

    Morning my fave peeps!! Hope everyone had a glorious, happy, and drama free holiday weekend!

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    chocolate divalicious aka CD says:

    @Naija it was great for the kids :yes: and way to noisy for me :no:

    @Vero I kept it especially for you honey bun :rofl:

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    chocolate divalicious aka CD says:

    :waves: Lovezoe

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    vero says:

    :lol: @CD thank you for the attention !

    Morning Zoe :waves:

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    NaijaGal says:

    @lovezoe :waves: is the little one doing better?

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    NaijaGal says:

    So apparently Drake got Aliyah tattoed on his back :wtf:

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    lovezoe says:

    @Naja, he IS! Thanks! Just in time for Christmas and his birthday!

    Heard about his tattoo, but he clowning the tattoo artist who did the DRAKE tattoo?

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    NaijaGal says:

    @lovezoe yeah he’s obviously not wrapped too tight…he had to have been 13 when she died…his obessesion seems kind of psychotic

    But on a better note glad to hear lil man is much better…gifts are the best medicine I see :wink:

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    Mornin folks, well those of you unfortunate enough to have to be at work like me

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    iheart405 says:

    Hey Brown :waves:

    Fruit Roll Up :thumbsup:

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    405 *checks inbox* there are no pics to prove it :coffee:

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    AndThenIHitMyDougie says:

    :yawn:

    REALLY resisting the urge to go right back in my bedroom and take a nap right now…… hella tired.

    Morning ya’ll. :coffee:

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    AndThenIHitMyDougie says:

    @Brown
    It was alright. Partied hard on Friday, Sunday and last night.

    Too tired to work like I should be doing…but luckily…. I’m a genius and did all the work I had due today last night.

    So….gonna nap. Come back once every hour and send an email like I’m doing something now.

    :yawn:

    How was yours?

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    mine was fine til around 4 but we’ll disucss that at a later date!

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    iheart405 says:

    Hey Dougie :hi:

    @Brown, There are no pics :shrugs:

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    I went to see the girl with the dragon tatto and i guess since i had read the book i was disappointed

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    iheart405 says:

    Books are usually way better than the movie in most cases

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    AndThenIHitMyDougie says:

    @Brown
    LOL. Okay.

    @iheart
    Hey! :waves:

    Aight…giving up the ghost. Going to nap for a while. Be back soon.

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    405
    there are 3 books oin that series and if they do a movie off the second one I think it will have more action in it

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    AndThenIHitMyDougie says:

    @Brown
    You have to see the foreign version done with the subtitles. I’ve seen all three of them: Dragon Tattoo, Kicked the Hornet’s Nest, and Played with Fire. The foreign version one with the subtitles (you cant even tell they’re not speaking English the entire movie, they translated so seamlessly) remained alot truer to the book.

    Check out those versions. I got all of them from the Redbox. I won’t even bother to see this Americanized one cause they cannot beat the foreign version for me.

    Okay. Naptime now.

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    !*LaKErCHiC@*! says:

    MAAAWNING :waves: I SLEEPY :yawn: GOING TO GET MY :coffee: BRB…

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    Ace says:

    you got your phone :coffee:

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    !*LaKErCHiC@*! says:

    @ace nope :coffee: my gmail work tho… AND HAPPY HOLIDASY :kiss:

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    Ace says:

    *deletes morning txt*

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    BruhMan5th Flr says:

    GOOD MORNING TO ALL MY KNICKS AND GIANTS REPRESENTED FOR THE HOLIDAY WEEKEND :wave:

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    lovezoe says:

    Morning peeps!!!

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    MsOnederful says:

    Guess were going to convene here until January 2, 2012 until a :newpost: is put up. Hope you guys Christmas was good. Morning Tatted, Ohoney, Sass, lovezoe, Laker,najaa, vero and Choco Muahz muahzzz…..

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    FeFe says:

    I really should have taken the day off! …and we got snow here too! :mad: Morning folks… :yawn:

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    guess this means I’ll be surfin the net all damn day :cuss:

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    !*LaKErCHiC@*! says:

    @FEFE MAAWNING :hug: IM AT WORK TOO!! :wail: <<WE CCRYYY TOOOGETHER!!

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    iheart405 says:

    Morning,Lakes,MsOne,Fe and lovezoe :waves: Hope everyone had a great Christmas!

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    I Go There says:

    Its Too Early for this shait… good moring folks.

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    !*LaKErCHiC@*! says:

    :offtopic: **THERE AINT NO TOPIC SO WATEV** DID ANYBODY SEE LOVE AND HIP HOP I CAUGHT THE BEGINING AND WENT NIGHT NIGHT…. :popcorn:

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    MsOnederful says:

    How can i forget @Iheart one of the funniest people on the board! Morning boop! :waves: :)

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    iheart405 says:

    :crying: why the hail I got to be here today :crying: :mad:

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    !*LaKErCHiC@*! says:

    @IHEAT BUENOS DIAS :2dance:

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    FeFe says:

    :hugs: All around!

    @ :hunching:
    @Lakes
    @iheart
    @IGo
    @Dougie

    et al… :coffee:

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    iheart405 says:

    Hey Igo :hi: any dates you care to tell us about this morning :coffee:

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    405
    folks walkin round here pissed off! Our resident grinch has on his Bill Cosby sweater and I think he been sippin n the happy juice

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    Mannie says:

    Sup people…

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    I Go There says:

    Hey Brown…whats up

    Whats up Fe Fe

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    !*LaKErCHiC@*! says:

    ANY CHRISTMAS FAMILY STORIES?? :waiting: MINE WAS BOOORING WE DRANK PARTY AND OPEN GIFTS… :think: KINDA QUIET NO FIGHTING OR :wail: :shrug: IT WAS A GOOD XMAS..

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    pointhimout says:

    deep effin sigh. mornin.

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    Mannie says:

    So what we talkin bout???

    Love and HIp Hop???

    Hunchin?? Or is it to soon after christmas for that???

    Bey Rhi

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    lovezoe says:

    Laker- Saw it. A mess.com. Yandi is always bringing people that start mess. Erica throwing shade at Kim, but come to find out she was in Fabolous video, dated Scott Storch, and got a baby by Fat Joe brother.

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    Laker I’m too distraught to share mine so I’ll share it another time. I think I’m still in shock

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    !*LaKErCHiC@*! says:

    @MANNIE u know its sr its never to early for :hunch: talk…
    @LOLITA how was the xmas?

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    I Go There says:

    iheart405 says:

    Hey Igo any dates you care to tell us about this morning
    ____________________________________________________

    Nah… A few interesting conversations during a Christmas party but that was about it.

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    FeFe says:

    :hunching: I got ur text message on Christmas…lol, SCROOGE!

    @Lakes

    My uncle made my grandma cry, but she cursed him out so she got her revenge…the devil was busy on the holidays…

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    iheart405 says:

    @Brown, How the resident grinch wearing a Bill Cosby sweater :lol: That should automatically make him feel happy :lol:

    Hey Mannie :hi:

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    lovezoe says:

    Question: My friend boyfriend is friends with his babymama on FB. She read the messages b/w the two of them and he said I love yall, not love the kids, but yall. He says he meant the kids and not her. I told her she was reading too much into that, what say you?

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    FeFe says:

    from what I saw on Love & Hip Hop it was a repeat…was there a new episode?

    :waves: @Mannie, lovezoe, and MsOne

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    !*LaKErCHiC@*! says:

    @LOVEZ WHY DID I :rofl: WHEN KIMBELLA WAS RUNNING YANDI WAS LIKE “WE GOT TO GO I FEEL LIKE IM WIHT JIMMY RUNNING FROM THE COPS” THAT CHIT AINT RIGHT U KNOW CHRISSY GOING TO GO BEAST ON HER FOR THAT…

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    Mannie says:

    !*LaKErCHiC@*! says:

    @MANNIE u know its sr its never to early for talk…

    ____________________

    So lets get to it…

    You a screamer??? (to much??? lol)

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    MsOnederful says:

    @Laker I believe Erica Auditioned for season 3 of love and hip hop. Considering they got rid of Somoya. Her only way in there was to of course start a fist fight with kimbella.

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    MsOnederful says:

    :waves: to the beautiful Fefe. I am feeling the love on here today :)

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    :hunching: I also had th grinch socks. I found a onsie the grinch on it but apparently :coffee: it was irregularly sized becuz it wouldnt fit over the twins so i had to settle for my socks.

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    pointhimout says:

    LOVEZOE it’s nothing.

    why kimbella dont show up prepared to fight? a lot of bishes hate her and she bz showing up tryna be cute. juelz, get cha girl bro.

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    MsOnederful says:

    aww hell in other words i got some good %3ck las night. lol

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    Mannie says:

    lovezoe says:

    Question: My friend boyfriend is friends with his babymama on FB. She read the messages b/w the two of them and he said I love yall, not love the kids, but yall. He says he meant the kids and not her. I told her she was reading too much into that, what say you?
    ______________________-

    She need to leave it be that whole situation will not end well if she press it…

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    Mannie says:

    Sup Fefe

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    lovezoe says:

    Erica “worked” at the Dash store in Miami, but knowing how fake those Kardashian’s are…

    I LOVED when T-Error was like we got to go she called the cops! :rofl: Erica a punk, right off the bat you being rude, like it is a hierarchy for butt models. Girl, you ain’t no Tyra. I think Kim got the best of her being she dotted that eye real nice.

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    FeFe says:

    :hunching: I really want a onesie, WITH the feet in it…I think it would look pretty hawt on my tall frame! :lol:

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    iheart405 says:

    No interesting fam stories here thank God

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    Mannie says:

    lovezoe says:

    Erica “worked” at the Dash store in Miami, but knowing how fake those Kardashian’s are…

    I LOVED when T-Error was like we got to go she called the cops! Erica a punk, right off the bat you being rude, like it is a hierarchy for butt models. Girl, you ain’t no Tyra. I think Kim got the best of her being she dotted that eye real nice.
    ___________________________________

    LMAO at dotted her eye…

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    lovezoe says:

    @point- That’s what I said on Twitter. Kim just need to walk around in tennis shoes and studs. I see production is trying to make her the Draya of the show. Let people have sympathy with her. This time she didn’t start it though.

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    I Go There says:

    I found a onsie the grinch on it but apparently it was irregularly sized becuz it wouldnt fit over the twins so i had to settle for my socks.
    ___________________________________________________

    Oh really… now thats interesting.
    you couldnt cover them bo bos huh… Coffee

    Thickums at its finest.

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    Mannie since you mentioned “screamer” youo caused me to have a flashback from a “tutorial” or “instructional video” as I prefer to call them, anyway that Cherokee chick with the HUGE ass, well her screamin drives me crazy and I wish for a hot second they would put a few pillows over her mouth

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    Chief
    I could have got the zipper up but it would’ve had to be cut off

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    iheart405 says:

    MsOnederful says:

    aww hell in other words i got some good %3ck las night. lol

    ______________

    I did too,lol Sitting at my desk right now :yawn: and chit

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    FeFe says:

    Ion like Cherokee…any flick with her in it will get a thumbs down from me…

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    *sends :hunching: an extra smedium onsie to fit real tight over the twins*

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    :waves: how was yall chrimus??

    mine was great :cheer:

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    Mannie says:

    MY FURLEY’S JUMPOFF AKA SUGA WALLS says:

    Mannie since you mentioned “screamer” youo caused me to have a flashback from a “tutorial” or “instructional video” as I prefer to call them, anyway that Cherokee chick with the HUGE ass, well her screamin drives me crazy and I wish for a hot second they would put a few pillows over her mouth
    _______________________-

    LMAO at instructional video…

    I love a good screamer…not the fake cherokee instructional video star screamer but the ugly face hit it right screaming…

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    iheart405 says:

    @Zoe, I know I knew that damn Erica girl from somewhere. She was the chic with the bad attitude on kourt and khloe take Miami huh?? Who her baby daddy is?

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    !*LaKErCHiC@*! says:

    KIMBELLA MUST HAVE A LOOOONG AND SKROONG HO3HYSTORY.. SHE BE GETN HIT ERRTIME… THEN ERICA GOT HER CHIT SPLIT :rofl:

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    pointhimout says:

    are we talking about porn FeFe? If I sit through str8 porn, i want to see the women squirt. other than that, they’re all faking. I gotta see her creamin, moist or something. that ooooh aawwwh, schit, means nothing to me. and heavy cummers -guys of course- is hot. not many black guy porn actors are heavy cummers. it’s like they jack off 3 times before the scene. #empty

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    !*LaKErCHiC@*! says:

    DID ANYBODY CATCH WHEN ERICA SAID “U FUKN WITH MY MONEY U DOING SHYT FOR FREE..” :blink: BASICLY DONT :blow: FOR FREE BISH!!

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    AndThenIHitMyDougie says:

    Hola, all! (Can’t nap….folks keep calling.) :eyeroll:

    Erica deserved what she got. She started with Kim for NOOOO reason. Kim was being very nice to the girl and she just went in like she was already part of the crew and could be there all about something effin up her little bit of money.

    When she said it was a “pageant” for $1500…. I almost fell over. You beefin about THAT little bit of money!! Get a regular job then!!! That $1500 will come a lot more regularly.

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    I Go There says:

    MY FURLEY’S JUMPOFF AKA SUGA WALLS says:

    Mannie since you mentioned “screamer” youo caused me to have a flashback from a “tutorial” or “instructional video” as I prefer to call them, anyway that Cherokee chick with the HUGE ass, well her screamin drives me crazy and I wish for a hot second they would put a few pillows over her mouth
    ________________________________________________

    her and Beauty Dior are cool… but that damn Jada Fire… Even thuough she squirts you still gotta hit the mute button. But Janet Jackme took the cake

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    Mannie says:

    !*LaKErCHiC@*! says:

    DID ANYBODY CATCH WHEN ERICA SAID “U FUKN WITH MY MONEY U DOING SHYT FOR FREE..” BASICLY DONT FOR FREE BISH!!
    _____________________________

    That erica chick is a traight chump for callin the cops…she got that eye blacked thats what made her mad…

    Dont start it unless you sure you can finish it…

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    !*LaKErCHiC@*! says:

    I :cosign: @POINT I HATE ALL THAT “OH AAAAH DAM UUUUH YEEEESS” FUK THAT BISH IS UR CHIT DRIPN **DRIER THAN LINDSEY LOHAN SKIN** AND THEY BE SCREAMING WITH A TINY PEEN WHEN THEY PUZZY WALLS ARE WIDER THEN THAY DAM THIGH… :nono: DONT FAKE IT BUST A N*T

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    lovezoe says:

    @Heart- Some dude named Raul from Terror Squad. Plus she used to hump Scott Storch, but somehow Kim is a groupie and she isn’t?

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    I Go There says:

    pointhimout says:

    are we talking about porn FeFe? If I sit through str8 porn, i want to see the women squirt. other than that, they’re all faking. I gotta see her creamin, moist or something. that ooooh aawwwh, schit, means nothing to me. and heavy cummers -guys of course- is hot. not many black guy porn actors are heavy cummers. it’s like they jack off 3 times before the scene. #empty
    ___________________________________________________

    Squirters #FTW
    :thumbsup:

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    FeFe says:

    @point

    :thumbsup: a LOVE and I mean LOOOOOOVVVVEEE to see guys cum real heavy and hard…that chit gets me HOTTTT! :yes:

    #sorryiknowthisisafamilyorientedblog

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    pointhimout says:

    yeah Erika gets the “sit the phuck down award” for wanting to call the cops after she got her ass whooped. fool u came to the spot poppin off. and wearing no panties. #theyjinglinbaby

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    AndThenIHitMyDougie says:

    1. Hate Cherokee as well. I dont think her azz is attractive.

    2. @Iheart & MsOne: I beat BOTH of ya’ll…I got GREAT DACK 5 times yesterday from 10 AM – 7 PM…..then a 6th around 3 AM this morning. (Hence, why I’m exhausted!)

    3. Erica got a hoe history as well and for that bish to ONLY be 24……she look mad “mature.” It’s a hard life when ya hoein’. :coffee:

    4. I fukks with T. Mari heavy for that “we got to go cause she calling the cops” line though. She still got her hood sense.

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    lovezoe says:

    Yandi tells Erica next week “We are not friend” :dead:

    I saw some “modeling” pics of Erica on the net, no different than any other King photoshoot out there.

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    :hug: thank u FEFE for not being blind :rollseyes:

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    Oh let me tell yall bout my experience with this new hair stylist that’s sposed to be one of the best in the city!

    I walk in and tell them who I’m there to see and they say “Oh she’ll be right with you”
    So after 20 minutes another stylist tells a girl that I assume is a trainee to perm the back of my hair and I tell her I dont need the back of my hair permed because I just permed it a few days before. The stylist is not even close to me she’s lookin at my hair from across the room and sees that the back is wavy. So we go back and forth and finally another stylist comes over puts some foam on the back of my hair and tells the trainee chick “she just has a good grade of hair that’s why the back is wavy so she doesn’t need any perm on it”
    So I’m pissed by now plus I still haven’t seen the stylist/owner who’s supposed to be doin my hair.
    By the time my hair is dry the owner comes out, does another chick’s hair and goes back in her office and nobody says anything so I finally ask somebody is she comin back out
    They go get her and she tells me “Oh I didnt know you were here for me since nobody told me” WTF!
    1. I told everybody in there who I was there to see
    2. You knew you had a new client comin in and you saw a new face why not ask

    SO NO SHIRAL OF SHIRAL’S ULTIMATE LOOKS I WILL NOT BE BACK!

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    FeFe says:

    I didn’t catch Love & Hip Hop…but I told y’all not to believe the hype when it comes to Erica…that bish gets NO LOVE from me with her slow dumb azz! That bish is only 24?! :shocked: well dayum, hoein’ ain’t easy!

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    !*LaKErCHiC@*! says:

    HOLD UP :stop: WE NAMING P0RN STARRRS :ashamed: IDK WHO YALL TALKN BOUT… BUT THEY WILL BE ON MY “TO DO LIST” :pc:

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    AndThenIHitMyDougie says:

    @Mannie

    I still wanna know who the fukk was she screaming: “GIVE ME A PHONE!!” at!!! I hope it wasn’t the production crew & staff cause she wouldn’t have screamed at me like that without getting her other eye dotted. Bish got a temper tantrum cause that sh*t ain’t go down how she planned it.

    Also….can I add? Erica has a HORRIBLE shaped body!! AND her demeanor screams “immature/young.” Even the way she first intro’d herself to Yandy in the restaurant with all that dramatic stuff…. I was already like: “this hoe ain’t got no class.” :no:

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    lovezoe says:

    @Dougie- I said the same thing about Erica. She look like she been rode hard and put away wet. No way that chick is 24. When did Breathe come out? I wonder how Emily feel about one of his video hoes being on the show.

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    FeFe says:

    @Brown

    Yeah, I wouldn’t go back there…that’s a sign of bullshyt to come!

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    iheart405 says:

    I don’t know any porn stars by name but I do know that I like to see:

    1. A dude fluck the raw dawg chit out a chic
    2. I like to see puzzy being ate (don’t matter whose eating)
    3. Hard cummers are the best!!
    4. All that fake screaming and moaning chit turns me ALL the way off :no:

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    @point

    a LOVE and I mean LOOOOOOVVVVEEE to see guys cum real heavy and hard…that chit gets me HOTT
    __________________
    :popcorn:

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    lovezoe says:

    Did you see the way Erica walked into the restaurant she act like she was on Rip the Runway.

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    iheart405 says:

    Hey Fayla :hugs:

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    !*LaKErCHiC@*! says:

    WHO IS 24? NOT THAT BISH ERICA :nono: THATS A RUFF HARD LIVED 24… I 24 DO I LOOK THAT OLD **35** ?? :wail:

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    FeFe says:

    :hugs: @Fayla I gotchu boo!

    And yes, I love to see a man bust a hard strong nut…I can’t EXPLAIN what it is! :lol:

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    lovezoe says:

    Erica said on Twitter last night production was holding her phone, that’s why she was acting like that and threatened to call the cops. Girl you are not a star to be making demands like that AND you a punk being from the Bronx starting mess then wantin to call 5-0.

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    AndThenIHitMyDougie says:

    @Brown
    You know better than going to a chick named “Shiral” anyway!!! :hug:

    I’ve always had GREAT hair stylists at the 5 I’ve been to in my life….but for reasons like the above (although I’ve never had that issue), is why I just do my own hair. Less hassle……and I ain’t gotta pay nobody but ME. I tip myself extra well too. :yes:

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    Mannie says:

    AndThenIHitMyDougie says:

    @Mannie

    I still wanna know who the fukk was she screaming: “GIVE ME A PHONE!!” at!!! I hope it wasn’t the production crew & staff cause she wouldn’t have screamed at me like that without getting her other eye dotted. Bish got a temper tantrum cause that sh*t ain’t go down how she planned it.

    Also….can I add? Erica has a HORRIBLE shaped body!! AND her demeanor screams “immature/young.” Even the way she first intro’d herself to Yandy in the restaurant with all that dramatic stuff…. I was already like: “this hoe ain’t got no class.”

    ____________________________________

    All i kept thinking as she was going in on Kim was “Kim need to whoop this trick ass for talkin mad reckless” I know 20 women that would have dragged her a$$ up and down the sidewalk for just a few of the things she said…

    Kim gets my respect for holding it together as long as she did casue i would have told my lady to stomp her out cause i alread got you bail money…

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    FeFe says:

    @Lakes

    That bish looks every single BIT of 35 or even older! Her weight and badly built body may have something to do with it…she should also consult with a good dentist… :coffee:

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    !*LaKErCHiC@*! says:

    1. A dude fluck the raw dawg chit out a chic
    2. I like to see puzzy being ate
    ^^^^^^^^^^ THIS IS THE TOP TWO THINGS ON MY P0RN MUST HAVE… OH AND A CLEAN PUZZY I NO LIKE HAIRY OR BEEF LOOKN PUZZY :hurl:

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    :hunching: and the bish gave me a basic simple ass hairstyle! I wanted to ask her “Do I look like basic bytch to you”
    She does my sister’s hair and my sister’s hair is always nice!
    I’m used to havin good customer service and all the other stylists knew I was in there to see her so they just let me sit there and look like an idiot. Nobody came to check to see if I was dry, after I was dry I went and sat down and nobody said anything!
    If you know you have a new client at least come out and introduce yourself!
    My sister begged me to give her another chance and i told her that chick will get no more of my money

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    MsOnederful says:

    iheart405 says:

    MsOnederful says:
    aww hell in other words i got some good %3ck las night. lol
    ______________
    I did too,lol Sitting at my desk right now yawning and chit

    Girl he hand me doing hand stands! you know what it is!
    AndThenIHitMyDougie says:

    1. Hate Cherokee as well. I dont think her azz is attractive.
    2. @Iheart & MsOne: I beat BOTH of ya’ll…I got GREAT DACK 5 times yesterday from 10 AM – 7 PM…..then a 6th around 3 AM this morning. (Hence, why I’m exhausted!)

    iHATCHU! for this…lmao not 5 but 6 ROUNDS! i hope you remembered to take ya birth control cuz :sperm: just might be on the way to them Ovaries.. from the 6th round lol.. dag i guess in the words of sommore we don’t know good dik like Sass knows good dik! lol.. 1 and done was enough for me :grill:

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    DOUGIE
    this chick was always winnin awards at hair battles and my sister’s hair was always nice but I should have known when I walked in and saw the shop floor dirty. I can see if she was busy and the trainee had to wash my hair but you in the office sittin on your ass doin nothin… I’m payin for YOU to do my hair from start to finish not a trainee!

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    !*LaKErCHiC@*! says:

    @FEFE I JUST CANT BELIEVE THAT BISH 24 WITH THEM BLOW UP DOLL :boobs: THEM IS NOT CUUUTE… I CAN PICTURE HER TOPLESS BOOBS LOOKN LIKE TWO MELONS HOLDING ON TO A STRING OF SKIN :hurl: SHYT AINT RIGHT…

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    :waves: iheart sup Ma?

    FeFe u and be BOF :oops:

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    *wonders if I’m still NOT speakin to Fayla*

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    iheart405 says:

    @Brown oh :hailnaw: You know that place been round the city for 50/11 years so she prob feeling herself a lil to much :no: I used to fluck with Adams on 23rd all tha time when I lived there.

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    AndThenIHitMyDougie says:

    @LoveZoe
    Breathe came out in 2004….that bish was 17. She was hoein’ extra early.

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    405
    my fam worked at adams but I’m afraid to tell you who she was because i wouldnt pay her to do my hair

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    !*LaKErCHiC@*! says:

    SO SANDRITA JUST SAID FUK US? NO NEW POST?

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    FeFe says:

    Sandra prolly got some good :hump: last night too…that’s why she ain’t worried about no new post! :lol:

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    lovezoe says:

    @Dougie-That’s why I dont believe she 24. That girl looks old as heck, at least Kim look like she is in her 20s.

    HALF the stuff Erica said woulda got her stomped. She talking about you got knocked up with someone with money, you probably slept with my man, then she said something about Julez and Yandi stepped up. Girl my child and my man are off limits. Kim shoulda dragged her sonner than she did.

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    iheart405 says:

    @Brown,Oh I stopped fluckin with them long time ago. They got a lil to hood for me :no: right before I left I was going to this dude named Shannon and my hair was the CHIT!! My hair was the healthiest it had been in a long time. When I got all my hair cut in 04 he did it and my hair was always on point. Anytime im in the city I always go to him.

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    !*LaKErCHiC@*! says:

    WHY TINY AND HER HAIRSTYLIST HAD ME :rofl:

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    pointhimout says:

    I THINK sanra’s off til the new year, no? Where is her intern? u aint getting no credit for that class. Same post since friday?

    Who’s gonna have the heart to tell erica that people get passed on projects all the time because of fees. Ask real actors and models who request high amounts but the job goes to another person for less? That was a pretend scene. Did yall notice “the waiters” bringing glasses minutes before the bs? right. Erica was too pissed about that one thing. She over did it.

    “u and I were up for the same part…in lottery ticket.” had the bish ssaid the matrix, I would then pretend to be impressed at least.

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    2know the ledge says:

    Walks in for a brief moment. *Scans room takes deep breath.

    DOuble L :hump: :lick:

    Laker sorry about them fakers lose :lol: how you sweetie.

    Fay fay :hunching: :waves:

    Fe, iheart and everybody else :waves:

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    AndThenIHitMyDougie says:

    @Mannie
    I’d have dragged her azz up and down that little patio they were sitting on at the mention of: “I know you….it’s just different levels.” :huh:

    :karate:

    @MsOne
    I don’t know WHAT got into him yesterday. He may have snorted some coke or something! It happened at like 10:30. Then again by 12:00. I got some yogurt and sat on the couch. Again at like 2:00. Watched a movie and ate. Again at like 4. Watched another movie. Again around 6:00. (I remembered it was EXACTLY 6 PM when we finished because my alarm goes off to remind to take my bc pill at 6 everyday and my alarm went off at the EXACT moment he :jerk:

    After THAT!! I said “the vag is closed for service.” Couldn’t take it no more.

    Then he rolled up on me around 3 AM. We haven’t done that in a LONG time! He was going for the gold yesterday! I had to ask him a few times like: “shouldn’t you be entirely emptied out by now?!”

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    iheart405 says:

    MsOnederful says:

    iheart405 says:

    MsOnederful says:
    aww hell in other words i got some good %3ck las night. lol
    ______________
    I did too,lol Sitting at my desk right now yawning and chit

    Girl he hand me doing hand stands! you know what it is!

    _____________

    No hand stands but he had my face all in the damn pillows grabbing the back of my neck :yahoo: I was bout damn ready to pass out the way he was fluckin me *quivers thinking about it*

    *whistle*
    Face down, ass up, that’s the way I like to ****
    I like the butt, it’s my favorite position
    I’m tired of the front, so that’s why I’m bitchin’

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    !*LaKErCHiC@*! says:

    @2KNOW :wail: NO FUKN LOVE AT ALL :wail: :cry: FUK THAT I STILL HURT!! HMMPH!!

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    lovezoe says:

    @point- T-Error looked at her and was like “Okay?’ Erica is just your run of the mill groupie trying to move past that stage. She said herself it will be hard because she a video ho. Her attitude REEKS and I bet she not gone act that slick round Chrissy.

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    iheart405 says:

    :hugs: @ 2Know

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    AndThenIHitMyDougie says:

    @Brown
    Oh no….when you go to a hair salon and the person you are there to see keeps you waiting more than 15 mins with NO acknowledgement….you get the fukk up and walk out. They are QUICK to acknowledge you when you’re heading towards a door to leave. :yes:

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    I Go There says:

    !*LaKErCHiC@*! says:

    @FEFE I JUST CANT BELIEVE THAT BISH 24 WITH THEM BLOW UP DOLL THEM IS NOT CUUUTE… I CAN PICTURE HER TOPLESS BOOBS LOOKN LIKE TWO MELONS HOLDING ON TO A STRING OF SKIN SHYT AINT RIGHT…
    ________________________________________________________

    All I know that she didnt have any draws on but I couldnt tell about them ta tas… her azz was shaking in that outfit.

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    FeFe says:

    @Dougie

    Sounds like he took a viagra and some ginseng! :lol: Y’all had straight MARATHON sex!

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    !*LaKErCHiC@*! says:

    I CANT WAIT FOR ERICA AND CHRISSY TO MEET :twisted: THAT BISH GOING TO HAVE TO CALL THE FBI THE HO3 PROTECTIVE SERVICES WHEN CHRISSY FINISH WITH THAT AZZ!! :rofl: SHE DONT WANT NONE!!

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    2know the ledge says:

    laker didn’t mean to offend boo it’s all love here for you :kiss:
    :hunching: we good now

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    iheart405 says:

    @Igo, My hubby said that when she was running up the steps,lol

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    !*LaKErCHiC@*! says:

    @IGO I GOT TO SEE HER BODY WHEN SHE WAS DOING THE LITTLE COMMENTING SHYT ON THE SIDE THEM BOOBS ARE TOO FUKN BIG FOR HER SKINTY BODY… LOOKS TOO FAKE TO ME :shrug: BY THE WAY MORNING :hug:

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    iheart405 says:

    <<<<< Feels sorry for Dougies vag :lol: That marathon sex aint no punk :no:

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    lovezoe says:

    So it appears Somaya won’t be back on the show. They say she didn’t have a storyline, but none of these chicks do, it must have been something else.

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    !*LaKErCHiC@*! says:

    @2KNOW ITS ALL LOVE :hug: UNTIL WE PLAY AGAINST EACHOTHER… :karate: WE AINT GOT A SKRONG TEAM THIS YEAR **HEART BREAKS A LITTLE WHEN I SAY THAT** THEY NEED TO LEARN HOW TO PLAY AS A TEAM.. IDK I NOT HAPPY!! :cry:

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    pointhimout says:

    dont u love that in 2012 there are superior and inferior levels to hoing? so this is what they’re teaching at the university of gold diggin?

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    KDub says:

    I wanna know why Kimbella still be having her azz sat the hail down when a bish raise up on her??? :blink:

    I have been using HER azz as a how NOT to fight tutorial for my 16 yo. When a bish stands up…YO azz need to rise and shine TOO.

    SECOND time somebody done got the jump on her.

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    !*LaKErCHiC@*! says:

    @SASSY DAM MISTER TORE THAT PUZZY THE FUK UP… :hunch: I BET U AIR DRYING OR PADDING THAT PUZZY TODAY… :lol: IS THE ELEVATOR STUCK ON THE TOP FLOOR? :rofl:

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    iheart405 says:

    *Hi Fives 2Know* for loving them Celtics

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    KDub says:

    dont u love that in 2012 there are superior and inferior levels to hoing? so this is what they’re teaching at the university of gold diggin?
    ————————————————-
    Yep. Its called Accounting for Hoeshyt at Forever-Rest (Everest).

    :rofl:

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    I Go There says:

    iheart405 says:

    @Igo, My hubby said that when she was running up the steps,lol
    ______________________________________________________________

    Yeah she was free bushin it all on TV… All them chics need to be slapped. I just think its funny that them ladies keep talking about class but at every chance to show some they fail. :lol:

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    iheart405 says:

    @Lakes, Sorry to inform you boo but, No Phil = No Championship :shrugs:

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    FeFe says:

    @i :heart:

    Me and the hubby rides HARD for them Celtics… :yes:

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    lovezoe says:

    Kdub- You would think she would have learned. Soon as she started talking about we on two different levels and raising her voice I would have been out my chair. Again I say, Yandi always bringing the drama starters.

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    I Go There says:

    !*LaKErCHiC@*! says:

    @IGO I GOT TO SEE HER BODY WHEN SHE WAS DOING THE LITTLE COMMENTING SHYT ON THE SIDE THEM BOOBS ARE TOO FUKN BIG FOR HER SKINTY BODY… LOOKS TOO FAKE TO ME BY THE WAY MORNING
    __________________________________________________
    Well hello.
    Oh you aint scared to speak now… Cause we know how you do.

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    !*LaKErCHiC@*! says:

    IM CRAAAVING A FUKN DR.PEPPER :wail: I MUST BE SKRRONG!!

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    OutsidetheBox says:

    I have been using HER azz as a how NOT to fight tutorial for my 16 yo. When a bish stands up…YO azz need to rise and shine TOO.

    :hahaha: :yes: sssss!

    :hi: everyone. Where Sandra?

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    !*LaKErCHiC@*! says:

    @IHEART :wail: :cry: YALL JUST GOING TO BE MEAN TO A BISH TODAY!! :wail: FUK THE CELTICS FUK ALL THE DAM TEAMS!! :wail:
    @IGO DAM THERE U GO AGAIN… SHYT!! :hug: LETS JUST HUG IT OUT!! :lol:

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    *comes back and scrolls up*
    :coffee:

    405
    Shannon is a damn fool! I was up there one day and he came to work filthy and his shirt had dried up blood, well he got in afight at the club the night before, went to tjail, bonded out and came to work

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    iheart405 says:

    @Fe, Me and Mine do too :yes: I was pissed that they started calling on the BS calls at the end of the game on Sunday :mad:

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    2know the ledge says:

    @ lakes yea I hate to say this b/c I really can’t stand them lakers but getting rid of odom was a mistake and you can tell this divorce is playing with kobe big time and yes you all are a young team and need to play together big time.

    Hi fives Iheart right back i’ve been a huge celtic fan way back with bird,parrish and them. when they got the real 3 I was jumping for joy. we just have to get that groove back we had b/c if we don’t this is going to be a long short season.

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    caligirl says:

    Good Morning! Hope “Santa” was good to everyone!

    Love and Hop Hop was a HOTT MESS! If I were Tinkerhobella, I would just lay and take her Model, Actress, Mommmy, Spokesmodel wares somewhere they may be appreciated. :rofl: That girl tried to beat the dog piss out of face.

    Does anybody watch Beverly Hills House Wives…Lawd (them women mad that man kill himself)

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    Ace says:

    AndThenIHitMyDougie says:

    @Mannie
    I’d have dragged her azz up and down that little patio they were sitting on at the mention of: “I know you….it’s just different levels.” :huh:

    :karate:

    @MsOne
    I don’t know WHAT got into him yesterday. He may have snorted some coke or something! It happened at like 10:30. Then again by 12:00. I got some yogurt and sat on the couch. Again at like 2:00. Watched a movie and ate. Again at like 4. Watched another movie. Again around 6:00. (I remembered it was EXACTLY 6 PM when we finished because my alarm goes off to remind to take my bc pill at 6 everyday and my alarm went off at the EXACT moment he :jerk:

    After THAT!! I said “the vag is closed for service.” Couldn’t take it no more.

    Then he rolled up on me around 3 AM. We haven’t done that in a LONG time! He was going for the gold yesterday! I had to ask him a few times like: “shouldn’t you be entirely emptied out by now?!”
    ————————————————————————

    Dat nicca wants something… :coffee: new tv, some Js, or some Raven’s playoff tickets…

    Only time i hand out marathon d!ck is when either i done did wrong, or i want something like new Xbox or sumthin…… :coffee:

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    I Go There says:

    @IGO DAM THERE U GO AGAIN… SHYT!! LETS JUST HUG IT OUT!!
    ________________________________________

    I was trying to do that but you were acting like Punky Punkerton giving 50 feet and shait.

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    caligirl says:

    !*LaKErCHiC@*! says:

    WHY TINY AND HER HAIRSTYLIST HAD ME

    Bish you already rich, I’m just poor. :ghost:

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    OutsidetheBox says:

    :hug: @FE-ioneness!

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    AndThenIHitMyDougie says:

    @Iheart
    You’re so right! It wasn’t no punk at all! I am NOT built like I used to be. When we would do that sh*t at 20… I could rock with it. At almost 26…. I’m like “you have a 2-session/per day MAXIMUM!!!!” My vag is one ice for the next 2 days at LEAST!

    @Laker
    Girl…..my shower this morning HURT when I put my washcloth there. I just :wail: silently in the shower. He won’t get near this again until Friday. Need to put some neosporin on it or something….

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    !*LaKErCHiC@*! says:

    @IGO :lol: OK OK HERE U GO :hug: :waves: NO MORE 50 FEET MAYBE 25 :lol:
    @ACE OH U DONT SAY…. U BEEN NEGLECTING A BISH… **DRAGS ACE TO KONA FOR MARATHON DACK!!** :kona:

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    iheart405 says:

    Heeeeyyy OTB,Sam and Cali :waves:

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    Knowledge!! :hump: sup yo?

    Luscious i aint get none :( was over my mama’s house for the holiday

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    lovezoe says:

    Don’t even get me started on the coonery was that certain show was those certain two people that comes on after Love and Hip Hop

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    caligirl says:

    :waves: at Iheart and FeFe – :kiss:

    OTB, Samyell, Dougie :hug: Igo,

    Last but not least SugaWalls

    Don’t know who’s wears the scent…But I got in a last min request for Daisy…

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    FeFe says:

    @Dougie

    Lol, you gotta place that puzzy on bed rest!

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    Ace says:

    lovezoe says:

    Don’t even get me started on the coonery was that certain show was those certain two people that comes on after Love and Hip Hop
    ——————————————————————-

    go ahead get brave…cause auntie gone…go ahead…. *steps far away from lovezoe*

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    caligirl says:

    LoveZoe – How is lil man doing?

    Fayla – Loving the frontal (looking all exotic)

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    AndThenIHitMyDougie says:

    :hug: at OTB.

    @Ace
    I think you may be right. Me & Mister had a HEATED argument from Friday into Saturday and another small one on Sunday cause he wanted to hang out with his homeboys all night when he was supposed to want to chill with me. (Which actually worked great because I wanted to hit the club with my bff, and I did….but made sure I beat him home by 2:30 A….so he don’t know that.)

    I played like I was STILL mad when he got in at like 2:55 too. I was smooth with it….by time he got in, I had showered, took clothes & makeup off, wrapped hair up and everything like I had been home all night.

    Bish got game and sh*t. :coffee:

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    2 session per day? DOUGIE
    Imma need you to do better cuz I got you by 10 yrs and before my drought started I had weekends where I went at it all day, that niccah was happy when he got invited to go play golf

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    I Go There says:

    WHats up Cali

    :lol: @ Dougie for putting a Maximum on the sessions

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    KDub says:

    LMFAOOO @Sass and her mister getting their :hump: on…I done had to leave my home before cause my man been on a marathon kick. After time numma three I am going to the library, the mall…SOMEWHERE cause you not bout to be coming in here giving me the “lets smash” grin all up in my face all day! Fukka its my day off! Get de hail on someplace!

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    iheart405 says:

    @Lakes, I am mean to ALL faker fans err chance I get!! Cause when yall muhfuggahs winning yall be ****y as HAIL!! I posted on my brothers fb page this morning that 0-2 was a great way to start the season :rofl: he was talking big chit when the lockout first ended.

    @2know, Yea we gotta get Peirce back and I think we will be alright,espically since we got Bass now :yes:

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    caligirl says:

    :peace: at Kdub

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    lovezoe says:

    @Cali- Much, much better! He just has what he calls “the scratches” from the scarlet fever. Other than that he all better. His birthday is Thursday, so everyday he wakes up and asks if today is his birthday.

    @Ace- Auntie still reading, not gone get me caught up :rofl:

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    AndThenIHitMyDougie says:

    @Cali & Fefe
    :hug: Hola!! :waves:

    It’s on bed rest for SURE today!! He got up to go to work at 4:30. And by the time he’ll get back, it’ll be after 5, so I’ma leave here at 4:15 and head to the mall until around 8:00-9, so when I get back, it’ll be time for him to go to bed. So if he DOES try me, he’ll only have enough time/energy for one session before he falls asleep.

    It’s a shame when I have to be out the house to let my vag recoup. :no: No good…

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    caligirl says:

    @iheart – ummm leave the LAKERS ALONE :mad:

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    iheart405 says:

    @Brown, Shannon is a fool and I love it!! :dead: @ Him coming to work after gettin in a fight :rofl:

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    dlynn87 says:

    ATTENTION SANDRA ROSE:

    BEYONCE IS SAID TO BE CHECKED INTO A LOCAL HOSPITAL IN NY

    December 27, 2011: ****.com just EXCLUSIVELY learned that last night, nurses and security at New York’s St. Luke’s Roosevelt Hospital were placed on ALERT, and told that a very HIGH PROFILE patient was checking in TODAY – to give BIRTH!!!

    According to TWO nurses at the hospital, the “Celebrity VIP” has booked HALF THE FLOOR of the hospital’s luxury “Labor and Delivery Suite.”

    It hasn’t yet been CONFIRMED that it’s Beyonce (and hospitals CAN’T legally comment on their patients) . . . but that’s DEFINITELY what the entire HOSPITAL is buzzing about!!! FYI, this is the EXACT same suite that Bey’s BFF Alicia Keys used to deliver HER baby.

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    caligirl says:

    lovezoe – That’s good to hear. A birthday followed by a Christmas…He keeping the gifts coming…

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    Ace says:

    “lets smash” grin

    :guilty:

    “why you got that lookin you eye??” she says

    my response, “What look??”

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    lovezoe says:

    @cali- Yes. He gets a cake, dinner out, then a small get together this weekend. My Christmas baby have mommy and daddy in the poor house.

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    AndThenIHitMyDougie says:

    LMFAO @ Kdub!! You would say the same thing I was saying about leaving the house to recoup at the same time! I’m leaving today! I swear I’ma be out of here before he get home. I can’t rock with it no more.

    @Igo
    It’s that serious. He has a cap on “sex sessions” now.

    @Brown
    Look…..the younger bishes aint made like we usta be, ok? I can’t hang with all that “Olympic” sex. I’s be tired. And my vag is sore!

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    caligirl says:

    Hmph…thought she was due in FEB 2012…. :shrug:

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    caligirl says:

    alright…check in with ya’ll later.

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    !*LaKErCHiC@*! says:

    @CALI TELL THEM TO LEAVE THE LAKERS ALOOONE :wail:
    @IHEART I AINT GOING TO LIE I WILL TALK MAD SHYT EVEN WHEN THEY LOOSING :rofl: SHYT IS CRAY BUT TRUE :champ: #LAKERDYNASTY!!

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    lovezoe says:

    Y’all see the first Aunt Viv say she will NEVER reunite with Will Smith because he’s an a@@hole

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    I Go There says:

    AndThenIHitMyDougie says:

    @Igo
    It’s that serious. He has a cap on “sex sessions” now.
    ______________________________________________________________

    :hahaha:

    Damn its like lockout talk… What you got a collective bargaining agreement on the Puzzay. LOL

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    iheart405 says:

    @Cali, Imma tell you like I told Lakes, No Phil = No Championship :lol:

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    2know the ledge says:

    so bey is going to manifest this so called spawn child early huh? this might get Sandra to come out of hiding early to post the baby watch 2012

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    !*LaKErCHiC@*! says:

    @SASSY DAM I KNOW THAT CHIT IS SORE IF THE AGUA HURTS :rofl: I BEEN THERE I CANT EVEN SIT RIGHT :no:

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    Aekelani says:

    You already know Sandra is gonna find out about Beyonce. This woman is like the C.I.A or some sh!t. Sandra details.

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    Tink Tink says:

    Good Morning SR Fam….hope everyone had a great Christmas

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    !*LaKErCHiC@*! says:

    SHYT AINT THE SAME WHEN I WAS 18 I COULD GO FOR HOURS NOW I GET TWO THREE SESSIONS IN AND BISH IS TIRED AND READY TO NAP :ashamed: I GOT KIDS AND JOB IN THE A.M AFTER A GOOD DACK SESSION I NEED MY 10 HOURS OF SLEEP THAT GOOD N2T BE WEARING A BISH OUT!!

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    lovezoe says:

    So, if you walked in a nail shop and saw a tattoo artist, someone sewing in weaves and “bleashing” butts all in the same building, what would you do? :kona:

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    !*LaKErCHiC@*! says:

    @IGO WHATS UR EMAIL ADDY?
    @IHEART THE PHIL WOUND HASNT HEALD YET!! :wail: I MISS THE COACH!! AND KOBE U CAN TELL THAT DIVORCE IS HANGIN ON HIS AZZ!! PO MAMBA!! HALF OR MORE OF HIS DINERO FINNA BE GONE I WOULD BE :cry: TOO!!

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    lovezoe says:

    I wonder will Kobe get that Vanessa tattoo removed :coffee:

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    iheart405 says:

    @Dougie, Bish you betta go to Barnes and Nobles and sat down and read a book or something!!! I know after some of my marathon sessions a bish dont be wanting to walk around nowhere :no:

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    I Go There says:

    !*LaKErCHiC@*! says:

    @IGO WHATS UR EMAIL ADDY?
    _________________________________

    IGT8811 @ gmail

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    iheart405 says:

    @Zoe, I wondered that too :coffee:

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    bnatural says:

    lovezoe says:

    So, if you walked in a nail shop and saw a tattoo artist, someone sewing in weaves and “bleashing” butts all in the same building, what would you do? :kona:
    —————————

    :rofl:

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    !*LaKErCHiC@*! says:

    @LOVE :rofl: GETN UR NAILS HAIR AND COLON DONE!! :dead: SHYT IS NOT RIGHT!! “YES CAN I GET A HOT PANK ON THE NAILS SOME KINKY HAIR AND A FULL COLON CLEANSING…ANY SPECIALS GOING ON TODAY OH YEAH AND DONT FORGET THE CLASSY BOOB TATTO..” :lol:

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    OutsidetheBox says:

    I be tired too. :no: :hahaha:

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    !*LaKErCHiC@*! says:

    :rofl: TINY IS HOOD AS FUK… U CANT TELL ME SHE AINT NAILS HAIR AND TATTO ALL IN ONE :casket:

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    KDub says:

    @Ace erryman got that “lets smash grin”…I done happened to wake up and roll ova in the middle of the night to be greeted with that grin and I swear it makes me wanna knock fiyah out of a dude he looking all :yes: at 3 a.m. and YOU not tryna see it. We done been some real unopportune places and that grin break out…nukka we at a PTA meeting! Get the hail ON someplace.

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    lovezoe says:

    I went to this website of this lady who married someone famous does nails. A mess.com. You can tell a great deal about the clientele the service.

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    I Go There says:

    lovezoe says:

    I wonder will Kobe get that Vanessa tattoo removed
    __________________________________________________

    Well if she’s gonna get half she might as well take that arm too… Dumbazz

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    iheart405 says:

    SamYell JacksEm says:

    #nocapsonpussy

    _____________

    Yousa LIE :no: That chit gets to hurting after bout the 4th or 5th time :nono: Lips just be swole and sore

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    Ace says:

    Ace’s Random Question of the Moment

    Women have become very independent these days…Some have become so independent that men are having trouble trying to find where they fit into there lives. Some woman say they don’t nee a man for sh!t. A man wont last long in a relationship where he feels he is not needed. So my question is .. What do YOU need a man for?

    :coffee:

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    lovezoe says:

    @Go- :dead: Not getting anyone name on my body. I know it, why I need it on my body for?

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    !*LaKErCHiC@*! says:

    @ACE TO BEAT THAT PUZZY UP AND PAY THEM BILLS ON TIME.. :coffee: JK A FUKN BUNNY CANT REPLACE A NICE THICK PINK TIP DAK :no: THAT AND FOR COMPANIOSHIP :hug:

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    FeFe says:

    @Ace

    To answer your question I don’t NEED a man for anything…but I WANT a man for companionship, good sex, good conversation, partnership, family, mental stimulation, etc….

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    Ace says:

    !*LaKErCHiC@*! says:

    @ACE TO BEAT THAT PUZZY UP AND PAY THEM BILLS ON

    ————————————————————————-

    SO you would be fine with a man Fluckin you and leaving some money on the dresser….? Cause in essence that’s all you saying need?

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    Yall still crazy says:

    Ace, some good-loving and having a giving nature :coffee:

    Good day yall

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    I Go There says:

    lovezoe says:

    @Go- Not getting anyone name on my body. I know it, why I need it on my body for?
    _____________________________________________

    One of the funniest tatts Ive seen on a chic was this one woman that had “All Yours” on her right cheek…. that shait tripped me out. The other one was this chic that had “Derrick” on her azz.

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    iheart405 says:

    FeFe says:

    @Ace

    To answer your question I don’t NEED a man for anything…but I WANT a man for companionship, good sex, good conversation, partnership, family, mental stimulation, etc….

    _________

    :cosign:

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    Ace
    I’m independent and can take care of my own shyt but my brother in law schooled me on this and told me even if it’s changin a light bulb a man has to feel needed

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    Ace says:

    Yall still crazy says:

    Ace, some good-loving and having a giving nature :coffee:
    ————————————————————–

    see post 359

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    OutsidetheBox says:

    What do YOU need a man for?

    I need one to kill all the things that find their way into my house with more or less legs than me.

    I also need him to pay my car note. And fund my shoe habit.

    And keep me warm on cold nights. And help me wash my hair. And roll my blunts. :love: So yeah, I need one for companionship, I guess. :yes:

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    Yall still crazy says:

    Oh yes good convo :yes:

    :waves: Fi

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    !*LaKErCHiC@*! says:

    @ACE DAM I SAID JK :lol: I THINCK A MAN SHOULD BRING LOVE UNDERSTANDING CAN HOLD A CONVO AND SOMEONE TO START A LIFE WITH… THE SEX IS A BIG PART OF IT TOO BUT AT THE SAME TIME I THINCK MOST WOMAN ARE INDEPENDANT BECAUSE MEN HAVE BECOME MORE LAZY SO WE HAVE TO TAKE THE PANTS AND WEAR THEM…

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    OutsidetheBox says:

    Oh, yeah I need him to play Scrabble. I just cant with them kids and “cat” and “house” and chit. :rolleyes:

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    FeFe says:

    @IGo

    I saw a chick at Golden Corral who had on a dress and on the back of her left thigh she had the word “Gutter” and on the back of right thigh she had the word “Bytch” ….smh…

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    AndThenIHitMyDougie says:

    @Igo & Sam

    Why don’t we trade genitalia for a day and after about the 4-5th time in under 8 hours….ya’ll can let me know if ya’lll still feel that way.

    @Ace
    Fefe has my answer thru and thru in #358.

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    iheart405 says:

    OutsidetheBox says:

    Oh, yeah I need him to play Scrabble. I just cant with them kids and “cat” and “house” and chit.

    _______

    :dead: :rofl:

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    Yousa LIE
    ____________________
    Why come? What if it’s just an extended session where I only cum twice?

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    :hunching:

    a chick I went to school with has
    “Gangsta’s Bytch” on her back
    apparently that’s what they call her boo

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    FeFe says:

    :hugs: @Smurfette

    Oh and I’ll be real…I need a man for some chit…like, I NEED my husband to shovel and salt the driveway when it snows, I NEED for him to take the trash out, I NEED for him to kill any spiders or bugs in our house…I NEED for him to do “man” chit…but at the end of the day I can pay somebody for some of that chit, get a can of Raid for the other, and get some male friends/cousins for the rest of it… :shrugs:

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    KDub says:

    What I need a man for:

    Go get that Xmas tree out that scary azz storage closet for me dog. But after that couple found a baby snake in theirs…I doubt if mine going back outside. So neva mind. This about to be a non issue. OHHH I know…

    I hate taking my trash out. If the 16 yo not home…WHO gonna do it?

    I am allergic to grass. Grass man done went UP last summer. $25 a week! Nukka carry yo azz 7 minutes up the street and borrow my sister and ‘nem lawn mower..and I can save $100 a monf March-Sept by switching to Geico. After two months I can buy my own for YOUR use!

    And I need some regularly scheduled dack. Some warm dack with a REAL nutsack underneef it :yes: I can’t get that with a vibrator (not that I know of…)

    That’s my list @Ace.

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    !*LaKErCHiC@*! says:

    :whip: THE MAN HAS PULLD MY DAM LEASH BISH NEED TO FINISH PICKN ALL THESE MATORS :wail: SEE YALL :waves:

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    FeFe says:

    :dead: @ :hunching:

    That’s such a hot mess!

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    OutsidetheBox says:

    :bye: Lakes!

    :( Damn them for not knowing its tsill the holidays.

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    !*LaKErCHiC@*! says:

    BEFORE I GO :dead: KDUB AINT SHYT EVEN AFTER XMAS :rofl:

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    iheart405 says:

    @Sam, Extended sessions are ok but them all day marathon sessions where y’all wanna fluck every other hour is a :nono: I dont know what blue balls feels like but if it feels anything like a swollen puzzy after marathon sex than you should understand :coffee:

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    I Go There says:

    And roll my blunts. So yeah, I need one for companionship, I guess.
    __________________________________________________

    one of my homies says that about his wife…. “dawg she’s just there to roll my blunts”

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    AndThenIHitMyDougie says:

    @Ace

    Really, truly, honestly…..

    I only need him for 4 things:

    1. Good convo/mental stimulation
    2. REAL, LIVE, WARM PEEN
    3. To reach the sh*t I can’t reach on shelves 2-4
    [b] 4. To pay for all the sh*t I wouldn’t dare buy with my own money [/b]

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    AndThenIHitMyDougie says:

    Awww…fukk. How I bold and sh*t again. A bish done forgot.

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    KDub says:

    Bye @LAKES!

    I EVER find a toy that has a real live warm nutsack hanging from the main part…I am going to keep paying the grass man and train that 7 yo on how to take that trash out and I am going to be GOOD.

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    AndThenIHitMyDougie says:

    @Lakes

    See ya’ll later!! Come back soon, please!

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    FeFe says:

    Yeah, good WARM peen is a necessity…I will agree… :yes:

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    AndThenIHitMyDougie says:

    @Sam
    45 min cap on the sessions as well, dawg. :coffee: My vag is made out of silk, not Teflon.

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    FeFe says:

    @KDub

    Shoo, I’m sure there are some toys with that capability…Kandi Buress is already putting out toys that move to music, you think they can’t find some plastic that feels like nutsack skin and has a temperature control?! :rofl:

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    OutsidetheBox says:

    train that 7 yo on how to take that trash out and I am going to be GOOD.

    My boy is 10 in a “gifted” class and generally considered a genius. It takes this fool no less than 3xs to get the trash out the proper way. This has been his chore for 4 yrs. AND he has a helper, my 8 yo son. :no:

    So , good luck. :lol:

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    OutsidetheBox says:

    Refusing to speak on the nutsac and temps but I will offer this emote: :yes: it exists.

    :coffee:

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    MsOnederful says:

    Dougie:

    After THAT!! I said “the vag is closed for service.” Couldn’t take it no more.
    Then he rolled up on me around 3 AM. We haven’t done that in a LONG time! He was going for the gold yesterday! I had to ask him a few times like: “shouldn’t you be entirely emptied out by now?!”

    DEAD! @ Vag is closed for service. you know good PEEN don’t empty out… That faucet will leak all night if they let it! LMAO O boy the thought of my hubbs :sperm: :wails: lol *humms Miguels quickie while texting the hubb to see if he can meet up for lunch* Aunt dot is coming in the next few days and I don’t want anything wasted. Do any of you ladies in nice healthy relationships do “third input” when Aunt dot comes to visit? O me neither -_-

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    This mature lady (50’s?) next door stopped my gal to tell her that she hears us :hump: this past weekend. I saw her this morning on the way out and she seemed to go out her way to say hi. I mean, we say hello and shyt but it seemed odd now that I know.

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    Yall play close attn to thaat email I sent *snickers*

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    FeFe says:

    @OTB

    I can believe that! I went to New Orleans years ago and went to a sex shop in the French quarters and saw some chit I NEVER knew existed in the world of sex toys! :lol:

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    I Go There says:

    AndThenIHitMyDougie says:

    @Igo & Sam

    Why don’t we trade genitalia for a day and after about the 4-5th time in under 8 hours….ya’ll can let me know if ya’lll still feel that way.
    _____________________________________________________________________

    Dougie… its all good homie I understand you situation
    but for chics like that I tell them that they might need to get a stunt puzzay… So she can fulfill her obligations of the session

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    Ace says:

    SamYell JacksEm says:

    This mature lady (50?s?) next door stopped my gal to tell her that she hears us :hump: this past weekend. I saw her this morning on the way out and she seemed to go out her way to say hi. I mean, we say hello and shyt but it seemed odd now that I know.
    ————————————————————————-

    :rofl: dis nicca got fans… *cue Trey Song’s Neighbor Knows My Name*

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    caligirl says:

    Aekelani – Send that cutie pie over here so I can get rid of the pacifer. :shrug: I’m mad she posing with it. Hope you had a good holiday :smile:

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    Chief RunninScared sayin somebody need a stunt puzzay :rofl:

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    Ace says:

    Also I appreciate you ladies for answering my question…

    next question will be in 1hr…. (i feel sorry for this post)

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    caligirl says:

    SamYell JacksEm says:

    This mature lady (50?s?) next door stopped my gal to tell her that she hears us this past weekend. I saw her this morning on the way out and she seemed to go out her way to say hi. I mean, we say hello and shyt but it seemed odd now that I know.
    ___________________
    No way….Who does that? I use to hear my old neighbor call his wife the dumbest bytch he ever knew….but I didn’t stop and tell her.

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    iheart405 says:

    Wonders why I dont have an email to pay close attn to in my inbox :coffee:

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    FeFe says:

    Looks like this thread may hit 1000 today!

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    @Sassy
    I’ll usually stop if I feel like it’s too swollen or if it seems like it’s getting uncomfortable for her, but sometimes you just got to be a soldier. Plus, I like to look at it when it’s all thumping and shyt. Looks like a little guppy mouth gasping for air.

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    MsOnederful says:

    FeFe says:

    Looks like this thread may hit 1000 today!

    Yep its well on its way lol.

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    OutsidetheBox says:

    I LOVE a baby with a pacy. IDK why. Too cute.

    Every baby I see thats crying I be :no: diagnosing the baby…that baby NEED a pacy. Thats whats wrong wit’her. :lol:

    Not when they like 4 tho. :lol:

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    MsOnederful says:

    ill say 4000 by Jan 2, 2012 if she keeps it open that long.

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    caligirl says:

    FeFe says:

    @KDub

    Shoo, I’m sure there are some toys with that capability…Kandi Buress is already putting out toys that move to music, you think they can’t find some plastic that feels like nutsack skin and has a temperature control?!
    _______________
    Thought about purchasing one….long and hard…but slow and fast speeds with back ground music works for me. :yes:

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    OutsidetheBox says:

    I use to hear my old neighbor call his wife the dumbest bytch he ever knew….but I didn’t stop and tell her

    :hahaha:

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    KDub says:

    @OTB that lil left handed gal better get that trash the hail outta my house! And don’t spill it. But both her AND the oldest are lefties. Them chicks was burffed spilling stuff.

    So….I can find anything else on Google and have not found a toy with with a sack and a temp control huh? I am gonna Google my AZZ off when I get to the house. WATCH!

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    I Go There says:

    MY FURLEY’S JUMPOFF AKA SUGA WALLS says:

    Chief RunninScared sayin somebody need a stunt puzzay
    __________________________________________________________

    Im quick to let em know… If you cant fulfill all that shyt you talk Im gonna need you to bring in qualified stunt puzzay so we can keep this party going.

    Thats in the questionnaire I make em fill out :lol:

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    caligirl says:

    When they drinking out a cup and talking bout where my pacy…It’s time to go!!!

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    Yall still crazy says:

    Ace, naw that wouldn’t work :nono:

    I need (<–act like it's in bold) the companionship, and the rest just happens :shrug:

    #minesalwaysactedthewayideserved

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    caligirl says:

    It would always be like 1 or 2 am….The couple of times I thought it was messed up, then it became hilarious. Cause I never heard any response.

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    :waves: SR

    Hope all had a good holiday be back when there is a new post!

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    FeFe says:

    :hunching: I just saw that email….A HOT MESS!

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    OutsidetheBox says:

    But both her AND the oldest are lefties

    OMGee is thats whats wrong with my son? :think: How is their handwriting? My 8yo is leftie and I STAY frustrated w/ his writing.

    And check for ones that “release” water… :ashamed: Those are usually the more, ahem, advanced toys. The temp is regulated in the higher end models, so they say.. :shrug:

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    KDub says:

    I’ll usually stop if I feel like it’s too swollen or if it seems like it’s getting uncomfortable for her, but sometimes you just got to be a soldier. Plus, I like to look at it when it’s all thumping and shyt. Looks like a little guppy mouth gasping for air.

    —————————————————
    A FUGGIN GUPPYYYYYYYYYY I cannnot. :dead:

    And I done been TOLD mid round three I was a solider. “You a solider right…stop crying and being a puss-cee about it…”

    I got TEARS I am laughing so hard. :rofl:

  421. 421

    :offtopic::

    Why did my yt coworker sen me a pic of his dogs with their sweaters on with a damn biography for both of the dogs then starts talkin bout his son who’s also in the pic and how he’s gettin his Master’s degree!
    DUDE I DONT LIKE YOU AND DONT GIVR A FCK ABOUT YOU, YOUR DAMN DOGS, OR YOUR PIGMENT CHALLENGED SON! :cuss:

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    Aekelani says:

    @ Caligirl…LOL in October she just handed it to me and so “no like mommy” and she hasn’t had it since, I still keep it though as memorabilia.

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    Yall still crazy says:

    ION got no e-mail yo :mad:

    O_o

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    100% usa made! says:

    Good morning SR Family!!!! :waves:

    Love & Hip Hop had Me cracking up, ole girl really called the po pos over a fight with another chick #whodoesthat, sucks to be her, cause she got the worst of it for sure, LOL

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    Imma take a pic and send it to you

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    Yall still crazy says:

    *takes back comment 423*
    :bow:

    #hotmess.com

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    Aekelani says:

    Is Sandra on vacation this week??? No new post yet or am I being impatient?

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    caligirl says:

    My son is leftie and so is my dad, my mother is ambidextrous.

    This dude rather, not watch tv for a day than take out the trash. Dirt for him is a real PROBLEM!

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    chicanigga not Black or AA says:

    :waves: at everyone how you ladies doing and gents if you in here, :waves: Life is soooooooooooooooo Good.. whoooo hooooo :yes:

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    Yall
    I loves my people! Makin the best of a bad situation!

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    @Cali
    :shrug: I don’t know. She brought some old Christmas ornaments over around Thanksgiving that we accepted because she was trying to be nice. My girl baked her a cake to thank her the next weekend. As far as I know they don’t really talk like that.

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    KDub says:

    @OTB My sister diagnosed both my girls as left-handed’ed when they were like 3-4 months old. I said each time she just wanted another leftie to join her cause sis had been the ONLY one ever. But nope both of them grabbed rattles and bottles with the left and sure enough sis was right. Sis and baby girl have purdy handwriting. My oldest cannot write to save her LIFE. I said on this very blog one time that she left me a note saying she was at her homie house and I thought for SHO that heffa tole me she had ran away to the lil girl house. I was JUST about to rejoice when her azz came back home…”I thought chu wasn’t coming back?” :rofl:

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    Yall still crazy says:

    @Brown (421 comment)

    You Care! :rofl:

    —————————————————-
    I’m not a leftie, but I’ve read that lefties are smarter (due to their ability to adapt) so challenge them! IMO :shrug:

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    AndThenIHitMyDougie says:

    @Sam
    :rofl: You’re a pervert for that “guppy” comment!

    @Igo
    How about if I just buy his azz one of those “fleshlight” things I’ve seen folks use in those “learning tutorial vids?”

    @MsOne
    :ido: Mister dont give a damn about no “Auntie” of mine. He ain’t scared of no blood….unfortunately.

  436. 436

    Yall my sis is a lefty and she’s smart alright
    she managed to steal somebody else’s identity and change her whole name
    convinced her hubby she wasn’t reaised with us and some yt dude raised her
    convinced her hubby when yt dude died to stay in hotel room while she took care of family business :coffee:

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    Yall still crazy says:

    She wants some of dat! @SamYell :grill:

    :hug: <–belated Christmmas hug

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    OutsidetheBox says:

    :lol: KDub I remember that!

    My leftie is spechul in every sense of the word. I thought he just had a touch of ’tism. :shrug:

    I got up last night at 3:34am that fool was still STANDING in the same spot in front of the game. Tombout, “hello, Ma.” Aint never even look up. :lol:

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    WHEN THIS POST HITS 500 CAN WE GO TO THE BRAYLON POST

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    Yall still crazy says:

    Your sister sounds like one helluva chick yo :rofl:

    #talented :lol:

    —————————————
    Re:email, homie just wanted to spread some holiday cheer, I guess :shrug: :rofl:

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    AndThenIHitMyDougie says:

    :cosign: Brown. This post is already loading way to slow for me as it is.

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    Yall
    the hubby didnt catch on til they were here for my brother’s funeral and he started goin thru old photo albums and saw pics of my sis when she was a kid and said “i thought you weren’t raied with them” and that’s when shytgotrealdotcom!

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    MsOnederful says:

    @Dougie so you don’t give your boobie a treat instead sometimes? *coughs painful anal* My hubb insists on me opening the back door when dot stops by. He’s a Sagittarius so he does not like the mess that it would cause but i am a light one. Still he will not tolerate it smh. Even with a rubber :( I know Sr posters are like ok what are they talkin bout in here? Hey we all grown were discussing grown woman Thangsssss!

    Ps. dem girls in dem online videos take anal like its second nature to them. I just don’t know how they do it. I got to be piss drunk to let it be completed!

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    lovezoe says:

    I come back and people talkin about lefties. I will just say this OBAMA is a leftie.

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    @Yall :hug:
    You would think that, but she looks like Alfre Woodard’s grandma.

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    OutsidetheBox says:

    Did anyone watch B.Walter’s interview with the FLOTUS and POTUS?

    They are too cute. And made for each other. A regular bunch of fukking nerds. :lol:

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    I Go There says:

    @Igo
    How about if I just buy his azz one of those “fleshlight” things I’ve seen folks use in those “learning tutorial vids?”
    __________________________________________________

    You know while those do serve a purpose… I just cant get over the feel of them things. Just feels wrong…. gets the job done but eh

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    I Go There says:

    I write Right handed
    but Throw and play ball all with my left hand.
    Its weird as hell.

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    Yall still crazy says:

    “i thought you weren’t raied with them” and that’s when shytgotrealdotcom!

    :dead:
    ——————————————–

    :cosign: about moving to a faster post :coffee:

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    Yall still crazy says:

    OTB, I saw a short clip of it, and they are too cute to me. I am a hand holder so I felt like it was genuine :coffee:

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    AndThenIHitMyDougie says:

    @MsOne

    We no longer do anal. Tried a few times and busted some sh*t up and he has admitted that he’s not that fond of it. Says the “fit” is a little too tight to the point where its kinda painful and he thinks its a smidgen unsanitary. So…. Ise sticking with him!!! :yes:

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    I’ll be in the Braylon post if anybody wants me……….

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    MsOnederful says:

    @Dougie you got a point there. I’ve never thought of it that way. Welp. Guess I’ll have to get my knee pads out and dust my Mr off. During *sings in Monica it just one of dem DAYS voice* that time. From now on. Cuz really i hate that shat! Ima tell him look either a professional or you gonna have to just tolerate from now on! chit

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    iheart405 says:

    @MsOne :ido: Ion like that chit tho so it dont happen often :no: I bust out the double d’s and Vaseline or a good bj and he don’t complain.

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    pointhimout says:

    what do I need a man for? good question Ace. It’s so refreshing when other males are receptive to the opinins from those advanced in the arts and same sex loving. Bless u homie.

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    I know LUSCIOUS betta be tawkin to me :mad: #hhmph

    thx Cali :love:

    whatchall tambout? :popcorn:

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    :crying: I HATE THIS JOB SO! FUGGIN! MUUUUCH!!! :crying:

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    pointhimout says:

    Fayla, what do you do on ur job? u hate the job, or u hate what u do? if it’s the job, I bet it’s some ass hole boss u have to deal with. people dont leave companies, they leave managers.

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    Ace says:

    Back from Lunch

    what we tambout?

    :coffee:

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    pointhimout says:

    they’re waiting for you in the Braylon post with your next question.

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    @PHO i’m an admin asst. at a commercial real estate firm :yawn: #hatedit but i can deal with my duties for the most part. mainly it’s the ppl i work with & how this company is run that makes me wanna :shotsfired:

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    MsOnederful says:

    So beyonce is supposed to be dropping her load today. I wonder if Auntie will come out of her slumber to report this after
    *coughs the surrogate* Beyonce delivers the baby.

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    BruhMan5th Flr says:

    Me Too!!!!!

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