Rapper-turned-comedian Snoop Dogg gives sound advice to hopeless romantic Kris Humphries, who followed his heart — and not his brains — when he married narcissist Kim Kardashian in a made-for-TV wedding last year.

It’s not entirely Kris’ fault. It’s a holdover from evolutionary days that some men lose all common sense when they are in the presence of a pretty woman.

In another video making the rounds on the Internet yesterday, rapper Young Jeezy, weighed in by saying he would rather die than marry a Kardashian. We’re sure he meant Kim, not Khloe.

The assistant to fake butt implant surgeon Oneal Ron Morris was attacked yesterday on a TV talk show. Corey Eubanks was a guest on Cristina Saralegui’s talk show in Doral, Florida Wednesday when he was attacked with a syringe wielded by the mother of one of Morris’ patients.

“My face has a mark on it and my head is killing me,” Eubanks told The Miami Herald. He said he appeared on the show to tell his side of the story and to clear his name.

The syringe was on the set for a demonstration related to the butt implant surgeries, and Eubanks’s attacker reportedly scratched his face with it, according to Radaronline.com.

Morris made headlines all over the world in Nov. when he injected tire sealant and other industrial substances into another man’s buttocks, sending the patient to a local hospital in serious condition.

As RadarOnline.com previously reported, Eubanks, 40, acted as the booker for Morris, 30. Both men were arrested in November for performing illegal butt enhancement surgeries without a license.

Photos below show the progression of fake doctor Oneal Ron Morris from troubled young man to deformed older woman.

Earlier this week, paparazzi photos of troubled singers Rihanna, 23, and Chris Brow, 22, leaving the same nightclub fueled rumors that they were seeing each other. But nothing could be further from the truth. As we told you in this post, Rihanna and Brown, who was accompanied by his girlfriend KT, did not speak to each other.

PEOPLE confirms that Rihanna and Brown never bumped into each other that night (or any night for that matter).

Well, that could have been awkward: Chris Brown and Rihanna were both partying at L.A. nightspot Greystone Manor Supperclub, but the exes stuck to separate sides of the venue… According to the clubgoer, the exes never interacted.

According to my credible source, the fact that Brown chose Karaoke over Rihanna is “messing with her mind.”

Rihanna is a classic Narcissistic Personality Disorder; she thinks she’s entitled to have whomever or whatever she wants, she has little empathy for others, and she is very manipulative in relationships. Which explains why men (and women) avoid her like the plague.

Meanwhile, Brown continues to pollute the radio airwaves with his techno junk music. His latest musical offering is something called “Turn Up The Music”. Click below to listen.

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Heavily Photoshopped pictures of Evelyn Lozada’s fake abs are on all the blogs today. That must mean a new season of the Fake Basketball Wives of Miami is right around the corner. Speaking of Evelyn, she is featured in the new issue of Maxim magazine, looking like a KING magazine reject. Whoever airbrushed her abs did a poor job.

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The Hip Hop police never sleep. While former drug dealers-turned-rappers cavort onstage flashing the products of their ill-gotten wealth, the feds are meticulously gathering evidence against them.

According to The Sun, British police arrested Jay Z associate Chris Nathaniel, 39, and charged him with the stabbing of Danny O’Shea, 18, in East London.

The police nabbed Nathaniel yesterday when he landed at London’s Heathrow airport on an international flight from the United States.

The entertainment guru — linked with a host of sports idols, showbiz stars and leading politicians — was held with a pal aged 33.

Both were quizzed over the killing of Danny O’Shea, who was stabbed in the neck after being chased by a gang for 300 yards.

The teenager bled to death outside his mum’s home in Canning Town, East London.

Nathaniel was instrumental in brokering a business deal to open a London branch of the “Throne” rapper’s 40/40 restaurant and bar franchise.

Score another coup for Barack Obama.

Last night, while the president delivered his confrontational State of the Union address, a special forces SEAL unit parachuted into Somalia to rescue an American woman.

During the fierce gun battle, nine Somali pirates were killed and five captured by the SEALs. The U.S. special forces team was the same SEALs unit that killed Osama bin Laden in Pakistan in May 2011.

The elite U.S. special forces team which killed Osama Bin Laden parachuted into Somalia last night and rescued an American woman and a Danish man in a fierce gun battle with the pirates holding them hostage.

Aid workers Jessica Buchanan, 32, of Rosslyn, Virginia, and Poul Hagen Thisted, 60, of Denmark, who were kidnapped last October, are unharmed and at a safe location. Source

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I did not write this Blind Item.

From Gawker.com (via CDaN)

This kinky hip-hop star had quite the party in Sundance. Only this other celeb and a few women were invited and both men got to share. “So, apparently this pretty much A list rapper/R&B singer has a little kink in him. Actually I should say a big kink in him. Now I get why he and this A list female pop star with the bad judgment when it comes to exes hit it off for a few months. They can each out kink the other. Anyway, our male A list rapper picked up a couple of women the other night and shared them with this celebrity who was having trouble on his own. The only condition? Our rapper wanted to not only watch the celebrity with the one woman but then also wanted to swap after an hour. Oh, and this will be revealed.”

Translated

This freaky hip-hop star had quite a party at the Sundance Film Festival last week in Park City, Utah. He invited one other male celeb and a few women, which both men shared. So, apparently this A list rapper/R&B singer has a little freak in him. Now we understand why he and a A-list female pop star, who has bad judgment when it comes to ex-boyfriends, hit it off for a few months. Anyway, the male rapper shared a couple of women with this celebrity who was having trouble scoring on his own. The only condition? The rapper not only wanted to watch the celebrity have sex with one of the women, but he also wanted to swap after an hour. Oh, and this will be revealed.

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