Despite all of her denials, Nicole “Snooki” Polizzi is indeed pregnant. The portly star of the insufferably boring “Jersey Shore” reality series has already brokered a deal to break the news of her pregnancy on the cover of US Weekly magazine, according to the NY Daily News gossip column Page Six.
Although none of us watch “Jersey Shore,” this news is creating a buzz all over the blogosphere. So I thought it was my duty to at least mention it.
This is the first made-for-TV child for Snooki, 24, by her boyfriend Jionni LaValle. She is about three months along.
Snooki is your typical addictive personality type who rides the Dopamine waves from one man to the next. So don’t expect her and Jionni to stay together for the live birth.
Kim Kardashian is somewhere seething that she won’t be the first reality star to give live birth to a made-for-TV baby.
