Who else thought Charles Barkley dressed in drag was Serena Williams at first glance?

In a visual that can only be described as disturbing, Hall of Fame power forward Charles Barkley dons a dress for his next Weight Watchers commercial, USA Today reported.

The theme is to “Lose like a man,” with the message being that making an effort to drop weight is not just a female thing to do.
The Round Mound of Rebound said in December that laziness led to him gaining 100 pounds.

But Barkley is getting less round by the week, claiming to have already lost 42 pounds. The commercial, which sees Barkley in full catwalk attire, will begin running April 8. Source





  • http://www.gravatar.com/avatar/db78ef2b213fd6958c1aa6773fe9a6dc?s=80 jeniefrumdabloc

    :dead: :ghost:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3jsZhYyyPuI Feline Feminine

    :kona:

  • http://www.gravatar.com/avatar/db78ef2b213fd6958c1aa6773fe9a6dc?s=80 jeniefrumdabloc

    Serena is a man Auntie :coffee:

  • FoxE

    :blink: & he put on make up!

  • 69

    Sandra

    That muffuggin picture. :ghost:

    Damn why you had to kill me today.

  • http://www.gravatar.com/avatar/db78ef2b213fd6958c1aa6773fe9a6dc?s=80 jeniefrumdabloc

    The theme is to “Lose like a man,” with the message being that making an effort to drop weight is not just a female thing to do.
    The Round Mound of Rebound said in December that laziness led to him gaining 100 pounds.
    _________________________

    He know damn well he has always wanted to put on a dress :rofl: Quit playing Charles :hahaha:

  • BRENDEN aka Queefer Sutherland

    Not bad,,,At first glance I thought that was @YallStill wearing her confirmation dress 😉

  • FoxE

    He could’ve waxed that damn chest or atleast not went w/ a low cut dress!! :smack: & the eyebrows… :no:

  • BRENDEN aka Queefer Sutherland

    @CharlesBarkley looks better than half them White call girls he pays to pleasure him orally 😉

  • http://twitter.com/#!/Birdshu Bird

    I didn’t. Serena’s hair has never looked that good.

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3jsZhYyyPuI Feline Feminine

    BRENDEN aka Queefer Sutherland says:

    Not bad,,,At first glance I thought that was @YallStill wearing her confirmation dress 😉

    __________

    :shotsfired:

  • 69

    Bird says:

    I didn’t. Serena’s hair has never looked that good.
    _____________________________________________________
    Please, bury me a G. Y’all done killed me today. :casket: :koolaid:

  • BRENDEN aka Queefer Sutherland

    Frome behind @CharlesBarkley prolly looked like he had a surrius case of hemorrhoids. Proper tuck and tape knowledge comes with experience,,,I would know 🙂

  • Sassy! Muthaf**king, Sassy!

    :dead:

    *walks back downstairs*

  • http://www.ashland86.com TheRealAshland

    he don’t look half bad,.. those boobs looking ok.. go head and werk Ms Charles

  • Ty

    :rofl: U are wrong az hell Auntie. I thought that was Serena with some non Sally’s hair. I really thought she had stepped up her hair game :rofl:

  • BRENDEN aka Queefer Sutherland

    Still more feminine than Wendy #ImJustSayin

  • http://youtu.be/hsYI8CPUQsc YSoSrs

    Funny. I was finna say “Hey Serena” just based off the picture without reading a word of this post. I should be laughing but that actually gives me the sads. 🙁

  • Ms. YaYa

    :smack: @ all those rat pellets on his chest

  • candibfly

    other men are on these weight loss commercials yet not dressed as women :no: they want him to look like a fool

  • Eazy

    Why would he do this????? Just :dead:

  • http://www.landofpure.net Fayla aka IWhipIt..WhipItRealGood:)

    :stop: Auntie said Tami had a baby stroke yesterday, so y is she back at work aleady? 🙁

  • WUT-IZ-SWAGU

    :whistle:

    “Rupaul drag race… Start yo engines!
    And may the best woman Win!”

    Rupaul looks at both Serena and Charles :blink:

    “Charles… Shontay you stay… Serena sashay away!”

  • BRENDEN aka Queefer Sutherland

    Dude got them big-soft-pretty lips too…Id bet I aint the only one whos gotten a lil moist rounst the pannie area,,,Im sitting here adjusting my seat and whipping my fohead,,,I may halfta take a trip to the mens room on the 5th floor. Nobody ever uses that one 🙂

  • boistop

    okay i think I get it but still

    what in the only hell
    :no:

  • http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco aka Hippie

    I saw this pic yesterday and I did not know it was Barkely damn shame – so he broke now cuz he gamble to much whats the trill!

  • http://Www.yallaintchit.com Man, I just don’t care™

    Charles Barkley is, and always will be, my #1 nigga. Right above Tupac, Kobe, Kanye and Barack. In that order.

    He can’t do nathan wrong.

  • boistop

    <——- my first reaction

  • http://i35.tinypic.com/ei1sht.jpg Mother Jefferson

    :rofl:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dEureObx87M JMO

    ooohh weee that chest hair peeking through that dress :nono: 😆

  • 69

    BRENDEN aka Queefer Sutherland says:

    Dude got them big-soft-pretty lips too…Id bet I aint the only one whos gotten a lil moist rounst the pannie area,,,Im sitting here adjusting my seat and whipping my fohead,,,I may halfta take a trip to the mens room on the 5th floor. Nobody ever uses that one 🙂
    _________________________________________________________
    :hurl:

  • candibfly

    :shocked: @ that gravi

  • BRENDEN aka Queefer Sutherland

    The only problem with getting head from a man in drag is them big azz hands,,,Clutched arounst ur taliwacker big hands makes it appear much smaller than it really is 🙁 #SoIveHeard

  • vero

    :blink:

    Afternoon fam :waves:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3jsZhYyyPuI Feline Feminine

    @Man

    Word? So you cosign that shyt up there? :coffee:

  • Ty

    BRENDEN aka Queefer Sutherland says:

    Still more feminine than Wendy
    ________________
    :nono: Leave Wendy alone BrenBren…I love Thundercats :coffee:

  • Ms. YaYa

    WUT-IZ-SWAGU says:
    “Rupaul drag race… Start yo engines!
    And may the best woman Win!”

    Rupaul looks at both Serena and Charles

    “Charles… Shontay you stay… Serena sashay away!”
    _______________________________________________________________

    :dead: AND :rofl:

  • 69

    Mother Jefferson

    :waiting:

  • http://www.landofpure.net Fayla aka IWhipIt..WhipItRealGood:)

    *faints 3 times from Mother Jeff’s gravi* :hump: :hunching:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dEureObx87M JMO

    Ms. YaYa says:

    :smack: @ all those rat pellets on his chest
    _______________________________________________

    aww damn, I didn’t see your post 😆

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3jsZhYyyPuI Feline Feminine

    @Mother Jefferson

    *FAINTS AND DIES*

  • http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco aka Hippie

    :waves: VERO

  • http://www.landofpure.net Fayla aka IWhipIt..WhipItRealGood:)

    BrenBew :love: heyyyy lovah!

    69 :rollseyes:

  • http://Www.yallaintchit.com Man, I just don’t care™

    He looks eerily similar to Tisha Campell-Martin (“Gina” from the show “Martin”) in the face.
    🙁

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dEureObx87M JMO

    69 says:

    Mother Jefferson

    :waiting:
    ____________________________________________________________

    You know that looks like you watching her gravi right? 😆

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3jsZhYyyPuI Feline Feminine

    @Mother Jefferson

    Can you just keep posting random shyt over and over again so that when I refresh I can keep seeing your gravie?

    PLEASE AND THANKS.

  • OutsidetheBox

    OMG Mother Jefferson!!! :ghost:

  • http://www.landofpure.net Fayla aka IWhipIt..WhipItRealGood:)

    VERO!!!!!!! :yahoo: sup purty lady?!

  • yallcrazy

    That’s it Brenden! :chase: When I catch you I’m snatching every single one of your back and neck hairs OUT! Think I’m playing, here :nono:

    You will hafta find someone else to pop your back thigh puss bumps now!

    😡 And this time I mean it! You big overweight rolly polly you!!! :cuss:

  • http://i35.tinypic.com/ei1sht.jpg Mother Jefferson

    Feline Feminine says:

    @Mother Jefferson

    *FAINTS AND DIES*
    ———–
    Ima start posting paynus gravis in protest to Rihanna posts :waiting:

  • Ty

    Feline Feminine says:

    @Man

    Word? So you cosign that shyt up there?
    ______________
    I wonder does Charles have on height adjusters that match the dress :think:

  • OutsidetheBox

    Gina :dead:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3jsZhYyyPuI Feline Feminine

    Man, I just don’t care™ says:

    He looks eerily similar to Tisha Campell-Martin (“Gina” from the show “Martin”) in the face.
    🙁

    ___________

    :tape:

  • BRENDEN aka Queefer Sutherland

    yallcrazy says:

    That’s it Brenden! When I catch you I’m snatching every single one of your back and neck hairs OUT! Think I’m playing, here

    ^^Awww hush up huzzy,,,You knw u lub me :kiss: give @Vero a kiss for me as well,,,Ill be back later…

  • vero

    :waves: Choco

  • http://Www.yallaintchit.com Man, I just don’t care™

    @FE FE
    “Word? So you cosign that shyt up there? ”
    ___________________________________________________________________________

    The dress? No.
    The message? Yes.
    :coffee:

  • boistop

    rounst – a colloquial term that does not have a true definition but is usually understood to mean “round and about an area”, and when used it is usually damnded funny like in this instance.
    Id bet I aint the only one whos gotten a lil moist rounst the pannie area
    :rotfl:

  • West Coast Chick

    :blink: what is da hell is this world coming to?

  • candibfly

    *looks at gravi again* that’s what i want my husband to look like :yahoo:

  • http://youtu.be/hsYI8CPUQsc YSoSrs

    MOTHER JEFF!!

    :ghost: <—Me falling the fck out.

  • http://Www.yallaintchit.com Man, I just don’t care™

    @MOTHER JEFFERSON
    “Ima start posting paynus gravis in protest to Rihanna posts ”
    __________________________________________________________________________

    :no:
    Please don’t….

  • £ the commenter formally known as Hershey

    :lick: :hump: :hunching: @ Mother J’s gravi, I shole wish I wa sthat sock he’s stuffing his d— into

  • vero

    hey fayfay :hug: how are you?

  • OutsidetheBox

    rounst :rofl: :heart:

    Thats a Southern gem.

  • http://www.landofpure.net Fayla aka IWhipIt..WhipItRealGood:)

    Mother Jeff if u care ANYthing about ole FayFay, PLEASE don’t EVA change that gravi k? :hug:

    thaaaaanks!!! :kiss: 😀

  • yallcrazy

    I can’t see gravis :wail:

    —————————–
    Nope Brenden, I suggest you get on craigslist :coffee: I can finally let me fingernails grow :coffee:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3jsZhYyyPuI Feline Feminine

    :blow:

  • OutsidetheBox

    I dont think I would fluck him with another bish puss. :no:

    I might let him stick the head in tho.. .:ashamed: OUCH! (in advance)

  • candibfly

    twin ur missing out 🙁

  • !*LaKErCHiC@*!

    :no: JUST FUKN WROOONG

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pAzGSRdTGgA&feature=player_embedded AWESOME

    :danban: Just balled the fuk out on bowflex website

  • http://i35.tinypic.com/ei1sht.jpg Mother Jefferson

    Fayla aka IWhipIt..WhipItRealGood:) says:

    Mother Jeff if u care ANYthing about ole FayFay, PLEASE don’t EVA change that gravi k?

    thaaaaanks!!!
    ———-
    :rofl:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3jsZhYyyPuI Feline Feminine

    @Smurfette

    Chile’ you are missing something special with Mother Jefferson’s gravie…

  • yallcrazy

    Dicks in socks?

    :waves: Vero :grill:

    Twin :2dance: Fame :yahoo:

  • SAUCEY82

    HE IS LOOK LIKE NOXZEMA’S 2ND COUSIN…. :kona:

  • Ty

    Feline Feminine says:

    @Mother Jefferson

    *FAINTS AND DIES*
    _________________
    :yes: Sexual Chocolate

  • boistop

    @OTB
    ouuch ouch girl
    been there
    😳

  • http://Www.yallaintchit.com Man, I just don’t care™

    @SANDRA ROSE

    Someone has an offesive gravie posted that is detrimental to the family atmosphere of your muthafluckin blog! I suggest you remind some these people of the rules!

    :rules:
    😡

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3jsZhYyyPuI Feline Feminine

    @OTB

    IKR! and he is just SEMI-erect….just imagine….whew chile! *fans self*

  • http://i35.tinypic.com/ei1sht.jpg Mother Jefferson

    OutsidetheBox says:

    I dont think I would fluck him with another bish puss.

    I might let him stick the head in tho.. .:ashamed: OUCH! (in advance)
    ———
    Thank you <<< too much for me to take but nice to look at :yes:

  • !*LaKErCHiC@*!

    MOTHER JEFF :blink: :blow: WOOOOWZER

  • yallcrazy

    Copy & paste :coffee:

    ———-
    :kiss:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3jsZhYyyPuI Feline Feminine

    @Man

    :hater:

  • candibfly

    shiiiid I fandice would at least try to take it all

  • KDub

    Madea gets buff.

    GOOD FUGGIN DAY

    :dead:

  • yallcrazy

    :hater:

  • http://i35.tinypic.com/ei1sht.jpg Mother Jefferson

    Man, I just don’t care™ says:

    @SANDRA ROSE

    Someone has an offesive gravie posted that is detrimental to the family atmosphere of your muthafluckin blog! I suggest you remind some these people of the rules!
    —————–
    Nope you tell that to IGO! :shotsfired1:

  • http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=qkt7Dx_uK5Y MzDimplez1123

    *Damned near chokes on my Jolly Rancher at MJ’s gravi*

    @ Shaun….Couldja answer that last question please and thank you? :hug:

  • !*LaKErCHiC@*!

    MAN STFU!! :rofl: LET US ENJOY GAAWD DAM IT!! AND WHAT MOFUKN FAMILY BLOG NOT THIS MOFUKN BLOG RIGHT HERE :nonno:

  • Ty

    yallcrazy says:

    Dicks in socks?
    ______________
    U need to see that shyt :yes: I’ze going to call him Long John Silver :yes: :rofl:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3jsZhYyyPuI Feline Feminine

    @Smurfette

    I hooked you up, check ur email…

  • http://youtu.be/hsYI8CPUQsc YSoSrs

    @MAN

    OLE SNITCHING ASS!! 😡 :cuss:

  • Torae

    So wait? Is he trying to say, lose weight like a man, but dress like a woman? Or lose a little bit of weight, stand in an all black background(to try to make yourself look slimmer), promoting weight watchers, while looking like a complete BUFOON! He’s embarrassing! the things people do for $$$

  • yallcrazy

    I need a description. It’s making Man mad :hahaha:

  • http://www.landofpure.net Fayla aka IWhipIt..WhipItRealGood:)

    Vero not bad babe, SSDD. waiting for the weekend to arrive :coffee:

  • Ty

    Man, I just don’t care™ says:

    @SANDRA ROSE

    Someone has an offesive gravie posted that is detrimental to the family atmosphere of your muthafluckin blog! I suggest you remind some these people of the rules!
    _________________
    Stop hating Man :nono: Let me find u one I might be able to attach it like a sew in :pc:

  • yallcrazy

    😉 Fi!

  • !*LaKErCHiC@*!

    HOLD UP :stop: IGO GRAVI ARE “ARTISTIC” FUKN HEFFAS!! 😆

  • KDub

    :blink: WHO DA FUGG THAT ILL IN MOTHER JEFFERSON GRAVI????

    That is some hysterectomy status equipment right there.

    *runs outta here clutching my pearls*

  • yallcrazy

    I might be able to attach it like a sew in

    :dead:

  • Eazy

    What ya’ll talking bout :tea:

  • candibfly

    That is some hysterectomy status equipment right there.

    —————–

    ion want kids anyway :wave:

  • Ty

    KDub says:

    WHO DA FUGG THAT ILL IN MOTHER JEFFERSON GRAVI????
    _______________
    That is Long John Silver Kdub :yes:

  • yallcrazy

    :danban1: Ok, I saw! :woohoo: (raising the roof)

  • http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=qkt7Dx_uK5Y MzDimplez1123

    :cosign: Candi

    :fistbump:

  • !*LaKErCHiC@*!

    OOH NOO I HAD ONE BIG ONE :wail: THE FUKN TIP WENT IN AND I SSCCRREEAMD!! :wail: FUK A HAAMMER!! :no:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3jsZhYyyPuI Feline Feminine

    @Eazy

    That anaconda in Mother Jefferson’s gravie! :yes:

  • http://i35.tinypic.com/ei1sht.jpg Mother Jefferson

    :dead: @ TY :rofl:

  • http://Www.yallaintchit.com Man, I just don’t care™

    :pc:

    Sandra,

    I come to you to plead that you review some of the debauchery that has transpired on your blog. I can not sit by and allow a dignified and honorable blog be defamed by such vulgarity.

    If you are not aware of what I’m referring to, in the “Charles Barkley” post a certain poster disrespected all of your readers by displaying a lewd picture of man’s abnormally large and deformed penis. I won’t give the posters name but it was post number 50.

    I truly hope that you take action to prevent this form happening in the future. Just imagine if the children of some of your friends happen to come on the blog, like Zonnniiaqua (or whatever her name is).

    Sincerly,

    Concerned.

  • Eazy

    Wait a minnnnn! Mother Jefferson ! Wheew let me cover my eyes *as i spread my fingers apart to still peep :grill:

  • Eazy

    Wait a minnnnn! Mother Jefferson ! Wheew let me cover my eyes *as i spread my fingers apart to still peep :grill:

  • http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco aka Hippie

    @Yall
    I can see gravi’s either

    But OTB had me :rofl: in tha other post talkn bout Lakes we in the Berkely post 😆

  • !*LaKErCHiC@*!

    MAN :rofl: :dead: ESSSTE WEEEY!! :rofl:

  • http://www.landofpure.net Fayla aka IWhipIt..WhipItRealGood:)

    Lawd Mother Jeff :hump: Mr. hooked a bish up rounst abt 2:00 a.m. this mernin, but uhm er a..yo gravi makin me forget how it went down & i need to refresh my memory :hump:

    So yall cant handle all that huh? Psssh! *kegal winks* i can LEAST do half 😀

    Heyyyy Ty guhl! :waves: <—coochie shrink cream

  • Eazy

    Wheeew, thats giving me flashbacks! *tryna remember this # I had a few summers ago…let me see if he still on fb :pc:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3jsZhYyyPuI Feline Feminine

    I really REALLY hate Man!!! :dead:

  • !*LaKErCHiC@*!

    CHOCO :ashamed: SHE LOOKN OUT FOR HER MIJA DAM IT!! :cuss: :rofl:

  • yallcrazy

    :rofl: Twin

  • http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=qkt7Dx_uK5Y MzDimplez1123

    *pushes Man* _/

    Shut up fewl!

  • http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco aka Hippie

    Ok, I saw!
    __________________
    How did you see Imma log out and log back in maybe that will help

  • Eazy

    how you do the words with the line thru it? its URGENT 😆

  • £ the commenter formally known as Hershey

    Imma need Mother Jefferson to post every few seconds, so I can stop scrolling back up, that’s the most bewyoutafullest gravi I’ve ever seent in my life

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3jsZhYyyPuI Feline Feminine

    @Choco

    Ion think I should forward that image to your work email… 😆

    But let me know if you wanna see it… 🙂

  • Ty

    :wave: @ Fay

    I wonder does it curve :think:

  • yallcrazy

    Choco, you’ll see it in 5,4,3,2,1…. 😆

  • http://i35.tinypic.com/ei1sht.jpg Mother Jefferson

    :deadhorse: <<< MAN

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3jsZhYyyPuI Feline Feminine

    £ the commenter formally known as Hershey says:

    Imma need Mother Jefferson to post every few seconds, so I can stop scrolling back up, that’s the most bewyoutafullest gravi I’ve ever seent in my life

    _________

    I already asked her to do that…but she be bullshyttin’! 😡

  • http://www.landofpure.net Fayla aka IWhipIt..WhipItRealGood:)

    Ty says:

    Man, I just don’t care™ says:

    @SANDRA ROSE

    Someone has an offesive gravie posted that is detrimental to the family atmosphere of your muthafluckin blog! I suggest you remind some these people of the rules!
    _________________
    Stop hating Man Let me find u one I might be able to attach it like a sew in

    :dead: :ghost:

  • WUT-IZ-SWAGU

    @ Mother Jefferson :thumbsup:

    I am dick-motized….

  • Eazy

    I wonder does it curve
    _________________________________
    now that will be cruel to all the other men on this earth, too much in one package! I would stalk this man 😆

  • Blackswan

    :shocked:

    at mother Jeff’s gravi WOWZERS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dEureObx87M JMO

    @Eazy :hahaha:

  • http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco aka Hippie

    @Fe
    I do but chit Im even sketchy on the work email as a matter a fact don’t my boss sits behind me I aint chancing it today :argue:

  • £ the commenter formally known as Hershey

    @ Man :wtf: no one complains when it’s a gravi full of pumps and bumps, :rofl: stop the hate Man

  • Eazy

    He looks like my grower I :heart: so dearly!!! 😥

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3jsZhYyyPuI Feline Feminine

    <<<<—-never had the pleasure of a curved dick…. *daydreams*

  • !*LaKErCHiC@*!

    IS THAT THE LINING OF THE TIP.. THE NICE ROUND PROLLY PINK TIP :woohoo:

  • Sassy! Muthaf**king, Sassy!

    @Mother Jefferson

    :shocked:

    *faints*

    *goes to car to whip out my bullet and handle some bullet*

    Lawd have mercy!! I’d let him put the head in too, cause I can’t fit all that. But lawd….. I’d like to just hold it.

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dEureObx87M JMO

    Feline Feminine says:

    <<<<—-never had the pleasure of a curved dick…. *daydreams*
    __________________________________

    :blink:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3jsZhYyyPuI Feline Feminine

    @Choco

    ‘kay… 😉

    maybe if you clear your cache it’ll show up on SR…

  • I Go There

    What the Hell is going on In here

  • http://www.landofpure.net Fayla aka IWhipIt..WhipItRealGood:)

    Ty if that sumbish CURVE too?? :love: *checks into local divorce lawyers*

  • http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco aka Hippie

    @Lake I know it was like her intuition was like go get Lakes 😀

  • http://youtu.be/hsYI8CPUQsc YSoSrs

    :dead: @MAN

    Poor lil dink dink. Are you getting strange feelings “down there” what with Charlene in a dress AND Mother Jefferson’s Gravi? Woo woo woo.

  • Eazy

    Mother Jefferson has made my afternoon ____/ <—-me relaxing for the rest of the day 😆

  • http://i35.tinypic.com/ei1sht.jpg Mother Jefferson

    !*LaKErCHiC@*! says:

    IS THAT THE LINING OF THE TIP..
    —————————-
    :blow:

  • http://Www.yallaintchit.com Man, I just don’t care™

    Sandra just emailed me, she said she will address this shortly.
    She said it’s been a while since she “cleaned house.”
    :coffee:

  • SAUCEY82

    @FE
    WELL A CURVE DICK HITS THE SPOT!!! AND IF HE CANT HIT YOU CANT SIT ON IT AND HIT YOUR OWN DANG SPOT !!! 😉

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3jsZhYyyPuI Feline Feminine

    I think I’d try to take that all in too…I’d be walking funny for about 3 days, but he could rearrange my insides… :yes:

  • !*LaKErCHiC@*!

    SASSY THATS WHAT IM SAYING THE TIP YES THE WHOOOOLE FUKN DACK!! :nono: U AINT FINNA DEMOLISH MY FUKN WALLS.. UNFLUFF MY WALLS :no: FUK AND THAT.. I DO WANT TO HOLD IT THO :yes:

  • candibfly

    <— will take one for the team

    that's what friends are for :hug:

  • WUT-IZ-SWAGU

    !*LaKErCHiC@*! says:

    FUK A HAAMMER!!
    ———————-
    Yes ma’am Fuk em hard!!!

    *Calls home to booski to tell him to be nakiid and ready when I get home…

  • http://www.gravatar.com/avatar/db78ef2b213fd6958c1aa6773fe9a6dc?s=80 jeniefrumdabloc

    :blink: Um Mother Jefferson just made me bight my tongue :ghost:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3jsZhYyyPuI Feline Feminine

    @JMO

    :shrugs: all the men I’ve been with have had straight dicks…

  • Sassy! Muthaf**king, Sassy!

    @Fayla

    I was saying on Twitter last night that mister gave me the BEST nut I’ve had in weeks on Tuesday while I was teleworking (and drive by posting), but that thing in Mother’s gravi….

    @Mother Jefferson

    Do you know him in real life or is he just a gravi? Cause if so, my number is 443….

  • http://youtu.be/hsYI8CPUQsc YSoSrs

    @YGO

    Don’t listen to ANYTHING Man is saying right now. :nono:

  • Sassy! Muthaf**king, Sassy!

    @Jenie

    Her gravi just made you fukk up the spelling of the word “bite.”

    :rofl:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3jsZhYyyPuI Feline Feminine

    @SAUCEY

    So I’ve heard… 🙁

  • !*LaKErCHiC@*!

    << NEVER HAD A CURVE DACK… SOMEBODY TELL ME ALL ABOUT IT!! :wail:

  • http://www.gravatar.com/avatar/db78ef2b213fd6958c1aa6773fe9a6dc?s=80 jeniefrumdabloc

    Sassy! Muthaf**king, Sassy! says:

    @Mother Jefferson

    :shocked:

    *faints*

    *goes to car to whip out my bullet and handle some bullet*

    Lawd have mercy!! I’d let him put the head in too, cause I can’t fit all that. But lawd….. I’d like to just hold it.
    ************************

    and um yeah :ghost:

  • WUT-IZ-SWAGU

    :blink: I… I just can’t quit scrolling back up to peak at it… :blink:

    :boob: tips all hard in shit

  • http://www.gravatar.com/avatar/db78ef2b213fd6958c1aa6773fe9a6dc?s=80 jeniefrumdabloc

    !*LaKErCHiC@*! says:

    << NEVER HAD A CURVE DACK… SOMEBODY TELL ME ALL ABOUT IT!! :wail:
    _____________

    😆 what you wanna know

  • Eazy

    THATS WHAT IM SAYING THE TIP YES THE WHOOOOLE FUKN DACK
    __________________________________________
    ya’ll better pull them big girl panties down and ease on down that! :yes:

  • KDub

    Dearest @Man:

    This is one of your fellow posters. I wanted to take time out to say satcho azz down and stfu. >>>>>

    You sound jellis.

    Your sister in Christ,

    Kdub.

    P.S. Don’t u have an Executive Height Adjuster Online spring sale to log into? Why dont you get some EHA flip flops for you AND Ray J.

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3jsZhYyyPuI Feline Feminine

    Sir…we talkin’ bout that beautiful specimen in Mother Jefferson’s gravie…

  • yallcrazy

    :rofl: handle some bullet 😆

  • SAUCEY82

    @LAKES READ #148

    @FE

    THAT WAS SO LONG AGAIN BUT YES I CAN REMEMBER *SIGH*

  • KyCakes

    @Mother Jefferson Summammabish…. (Sorry Lakes) 😆

  • Sassy! Muthaf**king, Sassy!

    Chile if that thang CURVESSSSSS!!!!!!!!

    :ghost: <— the lining falling out of my puzzy……

  • Ty

    Fayla aka IWhipIt..WhipItRealGood:) says:

    Ty if that sumbish CURVE too?? *checks into local divorce lawyers*
    ____________
    U aint lying Fay. I’ve been looking at it for a minute and I think he is curvy :lick: :rofl: I think I can take him though.. I want a shot at the title :rofl:

    @IGO u wouldn’t understand :nono: Stand on the sideline with Man and let him cry on your shoulder.

  • !*LaKErCHiC@*!

    CANDI IS THAT FANDICE SPEAKING?? :blink: **LOOKS FOR CAND HALO**

  • KyCakes

    Mother Jeffersons gravi got folk in here mis-spelling, typing all dyslexic and chit…
    :rofl:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3jsZhYyyPuI Feline Feminine

    KDub says:

    Dearest @Man:

    This is one of your fellow posters. I wanted to take time out to say satcho azz down and stfu. >>>>>

    You sound jellis.

    Your sister in Christ,

    Kdub.

    P.S. Don’t u have an Executive Height Adjuster Online spring sale to log into? Why dont you get some EHA flip flops for you AND Ray J.

    ______________

    :wail: :hahaha:

  • candibfly

    KDub says:

    Dearest @Man:

    This is one of your fellow posters. I wanted to take time out to say satcho azz down and stfu. >>>>>

    You sound jellis.

    Your sister in Christ,

    Kdub.

    P.S. Don’t u have an Executive Height Adjuster Online spring sale to log into? Why dont you get some EHA flip flops for you AND Ray J.

    —————

    *adds me and fandice’s signatures*

  • http://www.gravatar.com/avatar/db78ef2b213fd6958c1aa6773fe9a6dc?s=80 jeniefrumdabloc

    Sassy! Muthaf**king, Sassy! says:

    @Jenie

    Her gravi just made you fukk up the spelling of the word “bite.”

    :rofl:
    ______________

    Nah that was me :rofl: You know its been said some of the smartest people can hardly spell 😆

  • Sassy! Muthaf**king, Sassy!

    @Jenie

    SEE?! That thing got me fukking up my thoughts too!!

    Damn gravi got me all discombobulated & confused!!!

  • candibfly

    nahhh shiiiid that’s me talkin! *throws halo in the trunk of my car* :wave:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dEureObx87M JMO

    @Sassy :rofl:

  • http://youtu.be/hsYI8CPUQsc YSoSrs

    :hahaha: :hahaha:

  • http://www.gravatar.com/avatar/db78ef2b213fd6958c1aa6773fe9a6dc?s=80 jeniefrumdabloc

    Whew chile :hahaha:

  • !*LaKErCHiC@*!

    @EAZY :wail: LOOK I TRIED A HUUUGE ONE WHEN I WAS ABOUT 19 AND WHEN I SAID THE BED LOOK LIKE SOMEBODY GOT SHOT AND DRAGGED UP OUT OF THERE :wail: AGAIN FUK A HAMMER **CLUTCHES PEARLS**

  • http://www.gravatar.com/avatar/db78ef2b213fd6958c1aa6773fe9a6dc?s=80 jeniefrumdabloc

    @Sassy :rofl:

  • yallcrazy

    Laker, a curved one hits all them other spots yo 😆

    :rofl: Taking one for the team though? :ghost:

  • WUT-IZ-SWAGU

    jeniefrumdabloc says:

    Sassy! Muthaf**king, Sassy! says:

    @Mother Jefferson

    *faints*

    *goes to car to whip out my bullet and handle some bullet*

    Lawd have mercy!! I’d let him put the head in too, cause I can’t fit all that. But lawd….. I’d like to just hold it.
    ************************

    and um yeah

    ——————
    Sh!T I will try my damnest though!

    This would be me.. :hump: “OH SHIIIIIT YOU KILLIN ME…. BUT I CAN’T STOP YAH!” :rofl:

  • Eazy

    Wheeew

  • £ the commenter formally known as Hershey

    Man, I just don’t care™ says:

    Sandra just emailed me, she said she will address this shortly.
    She said it’s been a while since she “cleaned house.”

    ____________________________________________
    :rofl:
    Sandra, make sure you address gravi’s that clearly reference the documentary on pimps up and hoes down…

  • Sassy! Muthaf**king, Sassy!

    I think that sir in Mother’s gravi is finna lead to my divorce before I even get married.

    *calls Mister*

    “Hey, I ain’t never coming home no more. Have a nice life.”

  • !*LaKErCHiC@*!

    KDUB :rofl: :dead:
    IGO WERE THE FUK U BEEN AT BABE?? :wail: :cuss:

  • candibfly

    fandice was in a situation where he was like ion think this is gonna work, but after a lil while it fit and :yahoo:

    moral of the story, don’t be scared and don’t give up u guys! :hahaha:

  • http://www.gravatar.com/avatar/db78ef2b213fd6958c1aa6773fe9a6dc?s=80 jeniefrumdabloc

    Sassy! Muthaf**king, Sassy! says:

    Chile if that thang CURVESSSSSS!!!!!!!!

    :ghost: <— the lining falling out of my puzzy……
    ________________________

    Just wow :dead:

  • http://youtu.be/hsYI8CPUQsc YSoSrs

    Now, I wouldn’t let that Gravi anywhere near me but I can still appreciate the thought of it. :yes:

  • Ty

    KDub says:

    Dearest @Man:

    This is one of your fellow posters. I wanted to take time out to say satcho azz down and stfu. >>>>>

    You sound jellis.

    Your sister in Christ,

    Kdub.

    P.S. Don’t u have an Executive Height Adjuster Online spring sale to log into? Why dont you get some EHA flip flops for you AND Ray J.
    _______________
    :rofl:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3jsZhYyyPuI Feline Feminine

    Sassy! Muthaf**king, Sassy! says:

    I think that sir in Mother’s gravi is finna lead to my divorce before I even get married.

    *calls Mister*

    “Hey, I ain’t never coming home no more. Have a nice life.”

    ___________

    HARLEM NIGHTS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :rofl:

  • WUT-IZ-SWAGU

    Sassy! Muthaf**king, Sassy! says:

    Chile if that thang CURVESSSSSS!!!!!!!!

    :ghost: <— the lining falling out of my puzzy……

    ——————
    :rofl: :rofl:

  • £ the commenter formally known as Hershey

    KDub says:

    Dearest @Man:

    This is one of your fellow posters. I wanted to take time out to say satcho azz down and stfu. >>>>>

    You sound jellis.

    Your sister in Christ,

    Kdub.

    P.S. Don’t u have an Executive Height Adjuster Online spring sale to log into? Why dont you get some EHA flip flops for you AND Ray J.

    _____________________________________________

    :rofl: :hahaha:

  • http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=qkt7Dx_uK5Y MzDimplez1123

    Could yall imagine THAT on Viagra?! :blink: :shocked: :ghost:

  • yallcrazy

    *calls Mister*

    “Hey, I ain’t never coming home no more. Have a nice life.”

    :hahaha:

  • http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco aka Hippie

    Poor lil dink dink. Are you getting strange feelings “down there” what with Charlene in a dress AND Mother Jefferson’s Gravi? Woo woo woo.
    _________________________________________
    :rofl:

    @Fe :crying: I tried everything send it to my email – SG tried but the attachment didn’t come and as far as CURVED Janks :thumbsup: :yes: #YUMMY TO MY TUMMY

  • http://Www.yallaintchit.com Man, I just don’t care™

    @KDUB

    why would be jealous of some dude that has some sort of deformity???
    :shrugs:

  • http://www.gravatar.com/avatar/db78ef2b213fd6958c1aa6773fe9a6dc?s=80 jeniefrumdabloc

    I just had to scroll up again :blink:

  • I Go There

    Damn Mother Jefferson…… Shait.
    You know what I’m not gon even hate…..if the ladies warm off of it. So be it….besides I can’t see it. On my phone right now. 😆

  • !*LaKErCHiC@*!

    POST AGAIN JEFFERSON!! :wail: IT LOOKS SOO BIG THO YO!! I BET ITS A GOOD :pacifier: MMMHHHMM!!

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3jsZhYyyPuI Feline Feminine

    *sitting on my heel right now*

  • yallcrazy

    That’s the kinda dick you get in your 20’s yo! 😆

  • http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=qkt7Dx_uK5Y MzDimplez1123

    @ YSO….Scaredy Cat! :no:

  • http://www.gravatar.com/avatar/db78ef2b213fd6958c1aa6773fe9a6dc?s=80 jeniefrumdabloc

    Man, I just don’t care™ says:

    @KDUB

    why would be jealous of some dude that has some sort of deformity???
    :shrugs:

    ________________

    Aw man :rofl: that is not a deformity 😆

  • Ty

    Sassy! Muthaf**king, Sassy! says:

    I think that sir in Mother’s gravi is finna lead to my divorce before I even get married.

    *calls Mister*

    “Hey, I ain’t never coming home no more. Have a nice life.”
    _______________
    Girl Sunshine made him leave his wife and kids :rofl:

  • I Go There

    Laker been working a bit….sorry

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3jsZhYyyPuI Feline Feminine

    8========>

  • yallcrazy

    Feline Feminine says:

    *sitting on my heel right now*

    :woohoo: :woohoo: :woohoo:

  • http://www.gravatar.com/avatar/db78ef2b213fd6958c1aa6773fe9a6dc?s=80 jeniefrumdabloc

    yallcrazy says:

    That’s the kinda dick you get in your 20?s yo! 😆
    ______________

    :yes:

  • Sassy! Muthaf**king, Sassy!

    @Mother Jefferson

    Do you KNOW him??!!!

    Look, I don’t usually trick off on dudes, but I’d be willing to pay for dinner for a chance to go 3 rounds with him. 10 mins a round. That’s all I’m saying!

    :coffee:

    Lawd…..that type of equipment just shouldn’t be LEGAL!!

    Really glad it’s about time to get off, need to get a “load off” in my car real quick.

  • http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=qkt7Dx_uK5Y MzDimplez1123

    @ Cousin…I just need about an hour with it to make up for this drought and shyt. :yes:

  • Eazy

    @Lakes sorry to hear that cause thats all Im used to, let a chris brown come around here…. :blink:

  • http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco aka Hippie

    SCREAMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

    NO NEW GRAVI”S I cant see

    Secretly hates Mother Jefferson :nana:

  • http://Www.yallaintchit.com Man, I just don’t care™

    @EAZY

    Please cover your eyes and don’t view these vulgar and degrading pictures that this lady of ill-repute has posted.
    :coffee:

  • SAUCEY82

    @YALL
    THAT TYPE OF DICK YOU GET AS LONG AS YOU CAN HANDLE IT !! 😉

  • !*LaKErCHiC@*!

    YALL :no: FUK THAT IN UR 20’S… THATS SOME DACK U GET IN UR 30S WHEN THE MOTOR GOT SOME MILES AND ITS “ESSPIRIENCE”

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3jsZhYyyPuI Feline Feminine

    *just noticed that Mother Jefferson punked out!*

  • http://youtu.be/hsYI8CPUQsc YSoSrs

    @DIMPZ

    Sure am. :yes:

  • £ the commenter formally known as Hershey

    Man, I just don’t care™ says:

    @KDUB

    why would be jealous of some dude that has some sort of deformity???

    ______________________________________________

    Deformity :rofl: oh my dayum…well he can stick every inch of that deformed tallywhacker all up in thru this here

    *fans legs*, asks other ladies in office “are ya’ll hot or is it just me?”

    “It’s just you girl”,

    closes door for about ten-lebben minnets…

  • Eazy

    “Hey, I ain’t never coming home no more. Have a nice life.”
    __________________________
    Harlem Nights!!! :rofl:

  • Ty

    yallcrazy says:

    That’s the kinda dick you get in your 20?s yo!
    ___________________
    I wouldnt have been able to climb that tree in my 20s :nono:

  • SAUCEY82

    @EAZY

    I SWEAR CHRIS BROWN… ENOUGH SAID THAY MAN HAS TO BREAK BREAKING BACKS :hump:

  • WUT-IZ-SWAGU

    :wail: WHERE HE GOOOOOOOOO

  • !*LaKErCHiC@*!

    EAZY 😥 I JUST AINT BEEN TOOK THERE BEFORE EAZ.. MY CUTI CAT WOULD GO MUTE ON THAT DACK!! :rofl: NOT A PUURRRR OR MEEEOWW!! BUT A FIRM PZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ!!

  • yallcrazy

    That’s the kind of dick you grab while in his pocket and ish :ashamed:

  • Sassy! Muthaf**king, Sassy!

    That’s one of them dikks where dude could be butt ugly, buck toothed and stupid and bishes would STILL chase his azz DOWN to ride him.

    He got one of dem dikks where after he takes his pants off, he don’t even have a damned FACE anymore! Azz be basically decapitated for all you care when his dikk comes out.

    *leans in*

    And it don’t even look fully hard. Ughhh!!!! *faints again*

  • OutsidetheBox

    Couldja answer that last question please and thank you?

    :hug: Done. Sorry. I got too much going on in the work place. They get on mah nerves!

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dEureObx87M JMO

    yallcrazy says:

    That’s the kinda dick you get in your 20?s yo! 😆
    ______________________________________________________

    :coffee:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3jsZhYyyPuI Feline Feminine

    @Choco

    I sent it, can you see it now?

  • http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=qkt7Dx_uK5Y MzDimplez1123

    @ Sassy… Yes Ma’am @ 228

  • http://www.gravatar.com/avatar/db78ef2b213fd6958c1aa6773fe9a6dc?s=80 jeniefrumdabloc

    SAUCEY82 says:

    @YALL
    THAT TYPE OF DICK YOU GET AS LONG AS YOU CAN HANDLE IT !! 😉
    ___________________

    Bull shat !!!! Mess around and have a soup bowl keep fugging with that. You will start look like you have a pad on for life, that skin gone be stretched to the max :no:

  • http://youtu.be/hsYI8CPUQsc YSoSrs

    …”deformed tallywhacker”… :wail:

  • £ the commenter formally known as Hershey

    @ Saucey, is there another Chris Brown you speak of? Because the famous has a #2 pencil in his pants and is incapable of breaking a coochie, maybe a nose or a heart, but not a back and not from fluckin

  • !*LaKErCHiC@*!

    SASSY DIVORCING MISTER :rofl:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dEureObx87M JMO

    :wtf: Why was I scrolling like I was looking for my next hit, only to realize Jefferson changed the damn gravi

  • http://www.gravatar.com/avatar/db78ef2b213fd6958c1aa6773fe9a6dc?s=80 jeniefrumdabloc

    :rofl: @Sassy decapitated LMFAO :hahaha:

  • OutsidetheBox

    :rofl: Yall so damn crazy.

  • Sassy! Muthaf**king, Sassy!

    @Yall

    <——- guilty of pocket-pulling Mister all the time when in public. He loves it!

  • yallcrazy

    Well I wouldn’t now -I’m not damaging my goodies with that kind now 😆

    ION think :ashamed:

  • http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=qkt7Dx_uK5Y MzDimplez1123

    I bet he’s spent a COUPLE of tax refunds. :yes:

  • http://www.gravatar.com/avatar/db78ef2b213fd6958c1aa6773fe9a6dc?s=80 jeniefrumdabloc

    @Hershey bawahahahhahah :rofl:

  • http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco aka Hippie

    @Fe
    Why was it the one of Mother Jefferson’s face :rofl: I fuggn give up :rofl:

    Yall curse me out and chit 😆

  • !*LaKErCHiC@*!

    SEE YALL MONDAY :waves: I GOTZ TO GOOOO!!

  • http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=qkt7Dx_uK5Y MzDimplez1123

    @ Cousin… I would

  • Eazy

    THATS SOME DACK U GET IN UR 30S WHEN THE MOTOR GOT SOME MILES AND ITS “ESSPIRIENCE”
    _________________________________________
    yeah, thats no rookie dack! gotta be able to handle that thang

  • http://youtu.be/hsYI8CPUQsc YSoSrs

    Chris Brown’s peencil (pencil peen) ain’t have NOTHING on that there Gravi. :no:

    (takes my ass to the innocent kona asapedly)

  • SAUCEY82

    jeniefrumdabloc says:

    SAUCEY82 says:

    @YALL
    THAT TYPE OF DICK YOU GET AS LONG AS YOU CAN HANDLE IT !!
    ___________________

    Bull shat !!!! Mess around and have a soup bowl keep fugging with that. You will start look like you have a pad on for life, that skin gone be stretched to the max

    ————————-

    STFU :hahaha:

  • Sassy! Muthaf**king, Sassy!

    @Laker
    :cya:

    @Dimpz
    Girl, I know he done ran through a BOATLOAD of chicks tax refunds. Chicks siting home with no lights, kids hungry, phone cut off…..but they calling from pay phones to pay his azz for some peen.

    Man…..

    Now I’ma go home to Mister’s peen and feel cheated. SMH.

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3jsZhYyyPuI Feline Feminine

    are you serious????
    huh????
    how??

    mmmkay, the image I see is still the dick image! :shrugs:

    ahhh, I should have saved it instead of copying and pasting it…

  • £ the commenter formally known as Hershey

    @ Sassy blind, cripple and crazy, but with a piece like that there, he’s the finest sumabytch walkin and a bytch will cut another bytch up over his snaggle toofed azz

  • yallcrazy

    Right Jenny, be having beef curtains and ish. They’ve been warned.

    uuuu BUT

    I guess if you just hop up and down on the tip it wouldn’t do too much damage 😆

    Me too Sassy 😆

  • KDub

    Man that dude unit is not illy-formed. It is the way Gawd made it.

    Just like he made that girl with the wide back that you usta :hump:

    :rofl:

  • Eazy

    Chris Browns peen too skinty, Mother Jefferson avi was PURRRRR fect!

  • http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=qkt7Dx_uK5Y MzDimplez1123

    Stunt dick. Make ya wanna try all kinds of dangerous tricks and shyt. :yes:

  • http://youtu.be/hsYI8CPUQsc YSoSrs

    @MAN

    See what you done did?! And you call ME the Queen C0ckblocker!! 😡

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dEureObx87M JMO

    MzDimplez1123 says:

    Stunt dick. Make ya wanna try all kinds of dangerous tricks and shyt. :yes:
    _____________

    :rofl:

  • yallcrazy

    No I didn’t yo 😆

    ——————————
    :bye: Laker

    :dead: @all of us, I mean yall 😆

  • http://www.gravatar.com/avatar/db78ef2b213fd6958c1aa6773fe9a6dc?s=80 jeniefrumdabloc

    yallcrazy says:

    Right Jenny, be having beef curtains and ish.
    ___________________________

    :dead: :dead: :dead: bawahahahahahahahhahah :rofl:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3jsZhYyyPuI Feline Feminine

    @Mother Jefferson

    I demand you to change that gravie back and pay Man no mind….just change it back for 5 minutes so I can save it! :rofl:

  • SAUCEY82

    @LAKES

    BYE :hug:

  • I Go There

    Well I’ll let you ladies have that….BUT on IGO after dark. I think I wanna have a cute panties contest…. so if you wanna be down with. Hit me up and send pics of your sexiest panties….. and ill put em up.
    Disclaimer:

    All pics are for fun puporses only and I will not tell whose panties belong to who

  • http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco aka Hippie

    @Fe
    Yes babes

    But heres what I will share I’ve had a RIVER MONSTER dyck before and while that thing sucked the oxygen out of Nichole I was hooked on it – and you can’t be no rookie cuz I had to work around how huge and hung he was on second thought Im glad i didn’t see the pic memories and chit – and I told the fuker to never call or text me again 😳

  • yallcrazy

    MzDimplez1123 says:

    Stunt dick. Make ya wanna try all kinds of dangerous tricks and shyt.

    —————————-
    :ghost:

  • http://Www.yallaintchit.com Man, I just don’t care™

    @MOTHER JEFFERSON

    It’s too late now. Sandra said she will be looking into this tomorrow.
    :coffee:

  • Eazy

    Right Jenny, be having beef curtains and ish.
    ____________________________
    😆 my eyes, my eyes, my eyes…that vision

  • http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco aka Hippie

    No I didn’t yo
    _________________
    Bish you know you told me off heffa 😆 I got scolded and chit _I_ 😆

  • yallcrazy

    Igo, have you not noticed that they’re ignoring you? :coffee:

  • http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=qkt7Dx_uK5Y MzDimplez1123

    @ IGO…..Do you have to be wearing the panties? :shrug:

  • yallcrazy

    I ended it w/a please though :hahaha:

  • http://www.gravatar.com/avatar/db78ef2b213fd6958c1aa6773fe9a6dc?s=80 jeniefrumdabloc

    :rofl: @yall

  • http://Www.yallaintchit.com Man, I just don’t care™

    @YSO
    “See what you done did?! And you call ME the Queen C0ckblocker!! ”
    _____________________________________________________________________________

    Shouldn’t you be eating your 12th meal of the day?

  • OutsidetheBox

    The wide back guhl :rofl: :rofl:

  • KDub

    Stunt dick. Make ya wanna try all kinds of dangerous tricks and shyt.
    ———————————————-
    :ghost:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3jsZhYyyPuI Feline Feminine

    @Choco

    My first was a river monster dick…he made me bleed for real….and his ass was serving up the city with that thang yo, he was fukking EVERYBODY… honestly, I didn’t even start liking sex until AFTER I stopped fukking with him….but I’s experienced and mature now, so I can handle that hammer up there! :yes:

  • yallcrazy

    Cousin, you should’ve just sent him some panties on the bedspread photos 😆

  • Eazy

    :hahaha:

  • http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco aka Hippie

    I ended it w/a please though
    __________________________
    Bish that was a DIRECT ORDER 😆 😆

  • scorpio

    Is that Wendy Williams? :no: no bueno.

  • bnatural

    :rofl: @man

  • http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=qkt7Dx_uK5Y MzDimplez1123

    @ FE….My first was 8 1/2 to 9″. Played with him off on on for 10yrs. it’s over now though. *kicks rocks, throws in towel, Plays viloin, :wail:

  • yallcrazy

    Jenny, with boots on :thumbsup: #forleverageandshyt 😆

    ———————-
    I made my monster dick wait like no other, he thought I was playing hard to get, but I wasn’t :ashamed: :rofl: #terrified

    But in the end that mofo was calling out my name on command :danban1:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3jsZhYyyPuI Feline Feminine

    @Dimpz

    😆 I hear you hon!

  • http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco aka Hippie

    @FE
    That’s why I told him to never text or call me again now granted he was giving up to everyone but I did call him community dyck and he got mad ION CARE Mofo when I ask for that chit bring it – he always said when you dont get you’re way it’s a problem – yes when it comes to sex it is! :coffee: Why am I about to text him my new number cuz of yall heffas

  • Sassy! Muthaf**king, Sassy!

    @Dimpz

    “Stunt dick. Make ya wanna try all kinds of dangerous tricks and shyt.”

    ———————-

    :dead: :wail: <— tears of joyous laughter

  • yallcrazy

    :hug: Choco

  • I Go There

    Dimplez

    That’s totally up to you……but know that alll pics you send will be with full discretion

  • http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco aka Hippie

    :kiss: @ Yall

  • Sassy! Muthaf**king, Sassy!

    My first when I was 16 was 15 and had a 8.5 inch MONSTER! Thick as HEYUL!!!

    Could only have sex with him TWICE and both times we did it, it looked like somebody had been KILLED in my room. Blood on the carpet, bed, mattress, walls, trail to the bathroom, in the tub….

    LOL! I couldn’t habdle it. Never got to let him “finish” either time because that was just TOOOOO much.

    I’d HATE to see what he grew up to have.

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3jsZhYyyPuI Feline Feminine

    :dead: @Choco ’bout to get that ol’ thang back! :rofl:

  • Eazy

    Im luckky when it comes to the River Monsters…! Had 4 in my day, 2 baby tadpoles (ugh). Im convinced that Im built “FORD” tough for my type of dudes 😆

  • http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco aka Hippie

    @Fe
    Yeah cuz a nigga will hit a bish up ya know what I mean 😉 out the blue the spontaneous chit :yes:

  • http://www.gravatar.com/avatar/db78ef2b213fd6958c1aa6773fe9a6dc?s=80 jeniefrumdabloc

    I had monster dyck and it was awful, he didnt know what to do with it, and it hurt 😥 but I had another that was big like him and he was good :yes: @Feline, my ex stayed making me bleed TMI

  • http://youtu.be/hsYI8CPUQsc YSoSrs

    @MAN

    And shouldn’t YOU and your Snausage be displeasing some young, tender shimlord? :coffee:

  • http://www.gravatar.com/avatar/db78ef2b213fd6958c1aa6773fe9a6dc?s=80 jeniefrumdabloc

    Sassy! Muthaf**king, Sassy! says:

    My first when I was 16 was 15 and had a 8.5 inch MONSTER! Thick as HEYUL!!!

    Could only have sex with him TWICE and both times we did it, it looked like somebody had been KILLED in my room. Blood on the carpet, bed, mattress, walls, trail to the bathroom, in the tub….

    LOL! I couldn’t habdle it. Never got to let him “finish” either time because that was just TOOOOO much.
    ——————-
    :dead: at the massacre scene

  • http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco aka Hippie

    Nah no bleeding for me – not after I was devirginized and became a Scarlet A hussie for having sex before marriage 😆

  • Ty

    Mother Jefferson please return the eyecandy asap!!!

    :cuss: @ Man

  • boistop

    Curve+length+that girth =:sick:
    Cause the cat is definitely gonna be outtake commission for some days

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3jsZhYyyPuI Feline Feminine

    YSoSrs says:

    @MAN

    And shouldn’t YOU and your Snausage be displeasing some young, tender shimlord? :coffee:

    __________

    You come up with the DARNDEST stuff! :rofl:

  • http://www.gravatar.com/avatar/db78ef2b213fd6958c1aa6773fe9a6dc?s=80 jeniefrumdabloc

    Choco aka Hippie says:

    Nah no bleeding for me – not after I was devirginized and became a Scarlet A hussie for having sex before marriage 😆
    _______________________

    :rofl:

  • http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco aka Hippie

    😆 @ YSO

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FeuqgD6GKjw&feature=related French KI$$E$

    :popcorn:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3jsZhYyyPuI Feline Feminine

    *logging off and going home to have some ME time*

    @Mother Jefferson

    Real talk, you need to bring that thang back, Man is just talking shyt!

    g’nite all! :peace:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FeuqgD6GKjw&feature=related French KI$$E$

    anything for a buck huh :popcorn:

  • boistop

    River monster
    :dead:

  • Sassy! Muthaf**king, Sassy!

    Alright folks! It’s my quittin time! Going to my car to get more in touch with my feelings (right before I c-um) and shyt. Will catch ya’ll later if I don’t walk in the door and go right to sleep from the “release.”

    :cya:

  • http://www.gravatar.com/avatar/db78ef2b213fd6958c1aa6773fe9a6dc?s=80 jeniefrumdabloc

    Goodnight all :bye:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dEureObx87M JMO

    Choco aka Hippie says:

    Nah no bleeding for me – not after I was devirginized and became a Scarlet A hussie for having sex before marriage 😆
    ___________________________________________________

    Me either :nono: I never bled and was horrified when my friends told me they did :tape:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dEureObx87M JMO

    :bye: Sassy & JLO

  • Eazy

    Bleeding, wtf! I woulda been scared myself :warning:

  • http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco aka Hippie

    @JMO
    Some women’s cervix are lower which will and can cause bleeding

  • yallcrazy

    Did I miss anything? Mofos expecting me to work and ish :cuss:

  • Eazy

    :nite: Everyone

  • yallcrazy

    I never bled (is that a word?) :rofl:

  • yallcrazy

    :nite: EZ

  • Phrozen1der

    My ex didn’t bleed back in the day,I thought I did it wrong :rofl:

  • KDub

    Did I miss anything? Mofos expecting me to work and ish
    ————————–
    RECAP :yahoo:

  • http://Www.yallaintchit.com Man, I just don’t care™

    @YSO
    “And shouldn’t YOU and your Snausage be displeasing some young, tender shimlord?”
    ___________________________________________________________________________

    Fluck you Yso.
    :coffee:

  • West Coast Chick

    whats the topic? :popcorn: I know yall not on Charles tyler perry Barkley still

  • http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco aka Hippie

    😆 @ PhRO and MAN :rofl:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JNDi1mpG5ps&feature=youtube_gdata_player Ace

    So I’m gonna act like this thread never happened…. :coffee:

  • yallcrazy

    :waiting: (sitting criss cross applesauce style) #politicallycorrect :grill:

  • West Coast Chick

    Man, I just don’t care™ says:

    @YSO
    “And shouldn’t YOU and your Snausage be displeasing some young, tender shimlord?”
    ___________________________________________________________________________

    Fluck you Yso.

    ______________________

    awe!! :love: I love the banter….the ol gang’s back :thumbsup:

  • yallcrazy

    So I’m gonna act like this thread never happened….

    :dead: :dead: :dead:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FeuqgD6GKjw&feature=related French KI$$E$

    RECAP STAT!

  • Phrozen1der

    @CHoco 😆 I was like her cooter must be broken :rofl:

  • yallcrazy

    WCC, you’ve gotta read the whole post, but Kdub is out working on her recap now :yes:

  • yallcrazy

    Frenchie :steer: Where to yo?

  • http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=qkt7Dx_uK5Y MzDimplez1123

    So I’m gonna act like this thread never happened….

    ___________________________________________________________

    Me too. :coffee:

  • West Coast Chick

    yallcrazy says:

    WCC, you’ve gotta read the whole post, but Kdub is out working on her recap now

    _______________________

    :think: 328 comments……ummm, I think I’ll wait on the recap 😆

  • http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=qkt7Dx_uK5Y MzDimplez1123

    :rofl: @ broken cooter

  • Phrozen1der

    @Dimpz :rofl:

  • http://Www.yallaintchit.com Man, I just don’t care™

    @ACE

    I was completely flabbergasted and insulted by this post and have let me feeling be known to Sandra.
    :coffee:

  • yallcrazy

    😆 WCC, about 300 comments were about a dick #helpful

  • yallcrazy

    *walking back and forth stalking the post waiting on Kdub*
    :rofl:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JNDi1mpG5ps&feature=youtube_gdata_player Ace

    :pc:

    *clicks start*

    *clicks run*

    *types cmd*

    *types C:*

    *type Format E: /all*

    *hits enter*

    *type Format C: /all*

    *hits enter*

    :coffee: time to go play some madden… :cya:

  • yallcrazy

    Phro, did you do her wrong because you thought she was “already out there”? 😆

  • Phrozen1der

    :dead: @276 :rofl:

  • Phrozen1der

    Nah,I just licked it…. @Yall cause she called me and told me she could still feel me in her… :yes: *Adjusts halo*

  • KDub

    Awe man….I lost my recap

  • KDub

    Recap
    ———–
    Charles look like the threesome lovechild of Gina, Ving Rhames and Madea…that pic is the product of their lust

    We was shooting the shat about a gravi Mrs J had that had the biggest scholong my azz done seen up close or in pics in at LEAST 2 years (don’t tell my ex hubby he would be crushed). Shawty had TALENT. SHEW.

    @Man is a hater and told on us as we was getting our eyes full of girth. Bastid.

    Spooked the purity shat outta Mrs. J who removed the gravi.

    We all hope his hating shawt shawt azz chokes to def on his Haterade.

    The end.

    OH…this recap has been brung to you by Kdub on this 29th day of March tew thousand and twelf.

  • yallcrazy

    Phro, those few words just turned me on alittle :ashamed: LOL

    ———————————
    @Kdub
    :chase: FIND IT! :rules:

  • http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco aka Hippie

    I was like her cooter must be broken
    _______________________
    😆 Or already Rooter Scooter been up in ther :rofl:

  • Phrozen1der

    “brung to you” :rofl:

  • yallcrazy

    Oops :kona: #mybad #takeback

  • http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco aka Hippie

    29th day of March tew thousand and twelf.
    _____________________
    This chit slays me everytime :rofl: :rofl:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dEureObx87M JMO

    Phrozen1der says:

    Nah,I just licked it…. @Yall cause she called me and told me she could still feel me in her… :yes: *Adjusts halo*
    _________________________________________________________________

    My number is 312 …

  • Phrozen1der

    @Yall 😆

    @Choco And that was fine,made my job easier AND cleaner!! :rofl:

  • yallcrazy

    :rofl:

  • http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=qkt7Dx_uK5Y MzDimplez1123

    Did this ninja just erase me E:\?! :chop:

  • Phrozen1der

    @Jmo :dead:

    @Choco that “brung” took me clean outta here :rofl:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dEureObx87M JMO

    @Kdub 😆

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dEureObx87M JMO

    Sassy is so silly for wanting to give her number to Jefferson … That was funny as hell 😆

  • http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco aka Hippie

    @Choco And that was fine,made my job easier AND cleaner!!
    _______________________
    :rofl:

    No PHRO its how she spells the date for some reason I always see elf instead of twelf

  • yallcrazy

    & I read it in her church lady voice :rofl:

    IONO Cousin :shrug: 😆

  • Phrozen1der

    @CHoco 😆

  • yallcrazy

    :applause: Kdub

  • http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=qkt7Dx_uK5Y MzDimplez1123

    @ Cousin….He did. Watch what I do to his XBOX during the next Milian post. :coffee:

  • http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco aka Hippie

    :rofl: @ACe and DIMPZ yall cray :rofl:

  • yallcrazy

    :pigsfly: (w/flexbelt on)

    *jumps at you w/my hands* What’s up skinny piglet? 😆

  • Eazy

    *Popped back in to ask
    Why nobody told me Conan (Jason Momoa) was that FIONE for a YT guy. Heysus!!!

  • KDub

    Nah,I just licked it…. @Yall cause she called me and told me she could still feel me in her… *Adjusts halo*
    —————————————–
    So….when you coming back to NC agane? I can meetchu halfway…you in DC right? When can you get to…Roanoke Rapids? Fugg it I will come to Richmond. Far as I am coming though.

    :coffee:

  • yallcrazy

    Cousin, don’t mess up the lunch budget #helpingyoupicktherightfights :rofl:

  • yallcrazy

    :hahaha: @Kdub & sipping her coffee…..

  • KDub

    Why nobody told me Conan (Jason Momoa) was that FIONE for a YT guy. Heysus!!!

    ————————————————-
    CHILE….Lisa Bonet cray azz picked her one didn’t she? SHEW. Sweet Jesus with fresh afterbirth that man is fine. :yes:

  • yallcrazy

    Yep, I see Jmo took her lil skinny piglet home #scareymaryyouandher :nana:

    :pigsfly: And I’m off…

  • yallcrazy

    :wail: :wail:

    :pray: Lord, it wasn’t me. SMH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • Posche

    So what did I miss????

    What is going on in here?

    Somebody please….

  • BRENDEN aka Queefer Sutherland

    :pigsfly:

  • yallcrazy

    He is fine, but he groped his co-star in front of Lisa B :2thumbsdown: in my book…

  • http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=qkt7Dx_uK5Y MzDimplez1123

    @ Eazy…He’s a Samoan and Lawd I got a THANG for them at the moment.

    *see gravi for verification*

  • yallcrazy

    Hey fat azz! :waves:

  • Phrozen1der

    @KDUb :rofl: :rofl:

  • Eazy

    Sweet Jesus with fresh afterbirth that man is fine
    ______________________________
    AHH damn right!! She one lucky weird Morticia lookin thang 😆

  • BRENDEN aka Queefer Sutherland

    Hey Posche…How ironicalistic we ‘came’ together :biggrin: how was yo day. Minez was great. My whole week was. If this weekend turns out the way I’m hoping,,,Chile…

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dEureObx87M JMO

    😆

  • yallcrazy

    Cousin, Rock is looking better IMO, he didn’t used to look like that to me :shrug:

    I can’t see gravis now though 😡

  • http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=qkt7Dx_uK5Y MzDimplez1123

    @ Choco….HE started it!

    @ Cousin..*bows head* I.Will.Hold.MY.Tongue.And.Fingers.For.The.Sake.Of.The.Budget

  • Eazy

    He’s a Samoan and Lawd I got a THANG for them at the moment
    _____________________
    o yeah? I think Im about to change my “type” :yes: Where Yso..? What about them?

  • yallcrazy

    :pigsfly: *swoops back around* SUP YO?

  • BRENDEN aka Queefer Sutherland

    Hey Yallita…Dont you luv this :pigsfly: Reminds me of me…Yes me…I owns my robustnuss hontey 🙂

  • http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=qkt7Dx_uK5Y MzDimplez1123

    @ Cousin… :yes:

    I have loved Dwayne since he was Rocky Maivia, lil chunky Samoan kid with a FroHawk. He has grown to become the hottest thing under the sun. Gray hairs, bald head and all. :yes:

  • yallcrazy

    :pigsfly: I agree & I think of your lil rotund self every time I font it :rofl:

  • Posche

    Hey BRENDEN

    Yeah I ‘came’ last night :biggrin:

    How are you? I’m great….trying to

    cook right now.

  • yallcrazy

    :waves: Hey Posche

  • BRENDEN aka Queefer Sutherland

    Gal what you cookin? O_O Lets not forget you IZ the same woman who thought fish grease and fish oil was the same thang :no:

  • Posche

    Heyyyy Y’all ….!!!!!! :hi:

    Well Brenden aren’t you the same

    guy/girl who thought cum was

    lotion….that’s why you ejaculate

    every morning in the efforts of trying

    to rid yourself of previous cum around

    your mouth…

  • Posche

    Brenden,

    Are you really gay or heterosexual?

    I forget.

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FeuqgD6GKjw&feature=related French KI$$E$

    YALLC :steer: anywhere but here

    anywhere but here

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FeuqgD6GKjw&feature=related French KI$$E$

    dimpzzzz :hug: you play a good game on wwf yo!

    :waves: posche & brenden

  • Posche

    Frenchie!!!!! Hey boo!

    Brenden is on punishment…

  • BRENDEN aka Queefer Sutherland

    @Posche I dnt believe in lables :biggrin:
    Hey French :kiss: ‘s :waves:
    I see YallStill done left for the day. Probably watchin Dr Oz…Like she learnin sumthin.smh…Whats the point of buying all them low calorie snacks he recommends when you eat them All in 1 sitting? :pigsfly:

  • Posche

    Brenden you WOULD know

    eating all the snacks at once.

  • Posche

    Brenden you WOULD know about

    eating all the snacks at once.

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FeuqgD6GKjw&feature=related French KI$$E$

    goodnight guys! see ya tomorrow!

    :pigsfly:

  • Posche

    Bye Frenchie..!

  • BRENDEN aka Queefer Sutherland

    Bye Frenchie By Posche By TummyOlotta :pigsfly: I’m finna go play my numbas! Posche you would wanna be nice to me,,,After 2moro I’ll have enuff money to get you out of them subsidized apts :hahaha:

  • yallcrazy

    Hmmmp I learned from the best (yo fat azz)

    But listen here! You better drop of that ebt food card this month. Or else :chase: & ION wanna hear shyt about you having to buy you big momma her natural laxitives this month.
    :coffee:

  • Posche

    My single family home is actually quite

    beautiful Brenden! That I OWN..!

    Too bad you’re so hot in those

    cinder block projects. Remember to

    shake off thoses German roaches

    before you lay down tonight.

    Remember last time when they

    crawled up your azz. Oh my bad, you

    actually liked that feeling…

  • Commander in Queef aka Posche

    Goodnight my loves!

  • http://www.gravatar.com/avatar/db78ef2b213fd6958c1aa6773fe9a6dc?s=80 jeniefrumdabloc

    :blink: Posche what u talm bout scrolls back up :pc:

  • Commander in Queef aka Posche

    Jenie

    You know how Brenden turns on us.

    He started with me and now he can

    forget about me shaving this back

    tomorrow and setting up his appt. to

    get circumcised.

  • KDub

    Peeks back in here and DIES at the Porche vs. Brenden exchange. I am allll de way dead.

    :casket:

    :dead:

    :ghost:

  • yallcrazy

    :warning: SR

    Find the robert zimmermann’s Florida fox news interview! Msnbc just showed a clip on Lawrence Odonnell’s show.

    Unbelievable! *looking in the sky to see* :pigsfly:

  • http://sandrarose.com Sandra Rose

    Man, I just don’t care™ says:

    @SANDRA ROSE
    Someone has an offesive gravie posted that is detrimental to the family atmosphere of your muthafluckin blog! I suggest you remind some these people of the rules!
    ___________________

    Thank you for bringing this to my attention. After a lengthy review of the gravi in question I found no violations of the community rules regarding offensive content. I wonder if you were mistaken about what you thought you saw? :shrug:

  • http://sandrarose.com Sandra Rose

    @ yallcrazy, I refuse to post that man’s lies on my blog. Everybody in Zimmerman’s camp are liars and they are all in on the police cover up of this crime.

  • http://wineandgummybears.blogspot.com/ gypsyeyes

    Hello SR family. Got a late start driving from CT to GA. I normally take just my just my kids but Mom is with me so the trip is a lil longer cause she is a diabetic. I’m in Maryland now at a hotel. I stopped to rest and relax before I finish driving. I wanted to come and thank you guys for all the prayers and support. I’m better and the kids are sounding pretty good. I will be with them soon. TTYL!

  • http://youtu.be/EyiYdrc2e9Y tierraboo618

    His arms do look a little Serena-ish… :thinking: :hahaha:

  • NaijaGal

    Gypsy :hug: and safe journey to you…God will see you through this :hug:

  • NaijaGal

    😡 & :cuss: I missed out on the schlong Mother J had

  • lovezoe

    We haven’t heard from Joe Oliver since that I interview, have we? That brother is a liar. Dude arrived at the police station 34 minutes after he murdered Trayvon. No bandage on the nose, he hopped out the car with NO help. Not buying the story at all.

  • !*LaKErCHiC@*!

    Gyp :hug:

  • yallcrazy

    Gypsy, yall be careful driving& take these for later :hug: :hug: :hug:

    🙂 God is with you guys :yes:

    One more :hug:

  • yallcrazy

    Naija, whew child! *shivers and stirs up memories of that nice duck* 😆
    ___________

    Zoe, they all up lying and lying sloppy-style :shrug:
    ____
    Auntie, I was done when robert zimmermann said he cant believe all of the hate that his family has rec’d from President Obama…. Say what fool? :huh: :shrug:

    Oh & Man probably just had something in his eye, he’s trippin’ :coffee:

  • lovezoe

    Gypsy- :hug: Thinking of you and praying for your strength,

  • http://www.gravatar.com/avatar/db78ef2b213fd6958c1aa6773fe9a6dc?s=80 jeniefrumdabloc

    @Sandra I totally agree with you on that Zimmerman mess, I sat there and watch that lying brother last night on Peirce Morgan and dude didn’t even answer 85% of the question P. Morgan asked, not to mention he couldnt even look him directly in the eyes. LIAR ! :coffee: Morning everyone :waves:

  • NaijaGal

    lovezoe :hug: I’m sure after that hilarious interview they reassessed and made sure to never send a nigguh to do a whities job

  • NaijaGal

    Yallcray I’m still 😡 but your font soothes my soul :hug:

    Lakes, jen :waves: morning divas

  • Sassy! Muthaf**king, Sassy!

    Mawnin Folks!

    Where’s Mother Jefferson? Out here posting gravis that break up happy marriages and sh*t!

  • £ the commenter formally known as Hershey

    Sandra Rose says:

    Man, I just don’t care™ says:

    @SANDRA ROSE
    Someone has an offesive gravie posted that is detrimental to the family atmosphere of your muthafluckin blog! I suggest you remind some these people of the rules!
    ___________________

    Thank you for bringing this to my attention. After a lengthy review of the gravi in question I found no violations of the community rules regarding offensive content. I wonder if you were mistaken about what you thought you saw?
    _____________________________________

    Maybe he was jealous of what he saw :shrugs: cause size really does matter

  • WUT-IZ-SWAGU

    :yawn: and a streeetch from having a very good dream about Mother J’s gravi, some honey dust, viagra, broke bed post and a emergency room visit…

    HAPPY FRIDAY YALL!!! :woohoo:

  • The Makeup Maven

    Good monring everyone. :hug:
    :dead: @ MAN tryna tattletale on someonebody AND even mo’ :dead: that Sandra reviewed gravis! :rofl:

  • NaijaGal

    Sassy Motherfcuking Sassy <<<just wanted to font motherfcking :waves:

    Hershey :waves:

  • WUT-IZ-SWAGU

    Hey Maveeeeeeeeeeeennnnnnnn :kiss:

  • NaijaGal

    Tatted :yahoo: never leave me again, never leave me again

    WUT :coffee: so you saw the infamous schlong too? hmpf :hug: anyway *sucks teeth*

  • WUT-IZ-SWAGU

    NaijaGal says:

    Tatted never leave me again, never leave me again

    WUT so you saw the infamous schlong too? hmpf anyway *sucks teeth*

    ———————–
    MMMMMMUUUUUMMMMMM…deeeeeelitefulllll….dicklicious!!!

  • 69

    :waiting: for the :newpost: to give my birthday eve shout out to the one and only. :yes:

  • WUT-IZ-SWAGU

    @Naija

    It was beautiful too. Smooth long..fat… Its was one that if he just walked in front of you and just whipped it out… you would just be instantly dickmotized and would want to touch it anddootherbadstuffthatwouldhaveyourashamedbymorning

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3jsZhYyyPuI Feline Feminine

    I been thinkin’ ’bout that dick last night and all this morning on the way to work….

    @Mother Jefferson

    Come baaaaack!!!!!!!!

  • http://www.gravatar.com/avatar/db78ef2b213fd6958c1aa6773fe9a6dc?s=80 jeniefrumdabloc

    Man was a hot mess :hahaha:

  • WUT-IZ-SWAGU

    Morning 96 <<<Try it you might like it…

  • SAUCEY82

    GOOD MORNING BEAUTIFUL SR PEOPLE :waves:

    FUTURE MILLION AS OF TODAY <——— :woohoo:

  • WUT-IZ-SWAGU

    @ Jenie 😆 wasn’t he! And went and snitched to on us to Sandra hmph!

    But what was funny Sandra responded back and said
    ———————————–
    Thank you for bringing this to my attention. After a lengthy review of the gravi in question I found no violations of the community rules regarding offensive content. I wonder if you were mistaken about what you thought you saw?

    I laughed soo hard when she said that! I was like :shocked: Sandra?

  • http://www.gravatar.com/avatar/db78ef2b213fd6958c1aa6773fe9a6dc?s=80 jeniefrumdabloc

    Morning Saucey, tatted, Naija, Wut and anyone else I missed :hug:

  • NaijaGal

    @WUT I see you keep rubbing it in (possible pun intended)

    FeFe :hug: *side-eye for you witnessing the great d*ck*

  • SAUCEY82

    @JENIE
    :hug:

  • http://www.gravatar.com/avatar/db78ef2b213fd6958c1aa6773fe9a6dc?s=80 jeniefrumdabloc

    Man alta be ashamed for that foolishness :nono: But it was funny 😆

  • The Makeup Maven

    @ Naija – I PROMISE I WONT! I WASN’T FEEL TOO WELL YESTERDAY! :kiss:

    @ Fe – YOU…ARE…A…MESS! Girl, you had me cracking up all day yesterday! 😆

    @ WUT – Hey pooookie!

    @ SAUCE – Heeey mama!

    @ Jenie – Yeah, I saw that and I was cracking THEE heyul up! Man is a mess!

    @ 69 – HEEEEY Baby!

  • SAUCEY82

    I WAS NOT ABLE TO SEE THE GREATNESS OF THE CURVED YESTERDAY.. :blink:

    I BET IT WAS REAL NICE. LIKE I ALWAYS SAY SOEMTIME YOU HAVE TO TAKE ONE FOR THE TEAM

  • £ the commenter formally known as Hershey

    That was some gravi, that should go down as the most delicious gravi of 2012, and it’s just March :hump: I dreamt of that sock puppet last night

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3jsZhYyyPuI Feline Feminine

    :waves: @SAUCEY, Naija, Tatted, jenie, Wut, lovezoe, Smurfette, Sassy, and anyone else I missed

    @Naija

    It was a sight to SEE, do you HEAR me???? And it wasn’t even fully erect, just a semi… and dude looked like he was carrying about 10 lbs in his drawers… :coffee:

  • SAUCEY82

    @TATTED

    GLAD YOU FEEL BETTER :hug:

  • WUT-IZ-SWAGU

    jeniefrumdabloc says:

    Man alta be ashamed for that foolishness But it was funny

    ———————
    😆 and Ace azz gone say ummm I’m going to pretend this thread never happened… crazy

  • Mannie

    Morning…

    :blink: What in the hell did i walk into? Who posted what and why??? LOL and if Man snitched one of yah women folk must have really gotten ratchet in your gravi…

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3jsZhYyyPuI Feline Feminine

    @Tatted

    So you was lurking huh? 😆

  • The Makeup Maven

    NaijaGal says:

    @WUT I see you keep rubbing it in (possible pun intended)
    ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

    :blink: :rofl:

  • WUT-IZ-SWAGU

    Feline! *sprinks my shoulder with catnip.. :hug:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3jsZhYyyPuI Feline Feminine

    @Mannie

    :nono: there was absolutely NOTHING ratchet about that gravie….beauty was its name… :coffee:

  • http://www.gravatar.com/avatar/db78ef2b213fd6958c1aa6773fe9a6dc?s=80 jeniefrumdabloc

    @Mannie :rofl:

  • The Makeup Maven

    @ Fe – Nope, I wasn’t lurking, but when I got in and started reading the posts, I figured Mother Jefferson had some BEEF (pun intended) to settle with MAN then I read he told and I read Sandra’s response and was like
    :ghost: <— ME LITERALLY PASSING THEE FCK OUT! :rofl:

  • http://www.gravatar.com/avatar/db78ef2b213fd6958c1aa6773fe9a6dc?s=80 jeniefrumdabloc

    Morning Feline :hi: @Wut :rofl:

  • The Makeup Maven

    @ SAUCE – Thank you mama! I’m still a bit under the weather, but I’mma survivor, ya heard! :yes:

  • WUT-IZ-SWAGU

    Mannie says:

    Morning…

    What in the hell did i walk into? Who posted what and why??? LOL and if Man snitched one of yah women folk must have really gotten ratchet in your gravi…
    ———————
    Hey Mannie!
    And no ratchet just… Richard at it’s finest :rofl:

  • The Makeup Maven

    :rofl: @ Mannie!

  • Mannie

    Feline Feminine says:

    @Mannie

    there was absolutely NOTHING ratchet about that gravie….beauty was its name…
    ______________________

    Yeah okay…if yah get to post dic pics we should be able to put clit pics…IJS #onlyfairright

  • The Makeup Maven

    <— DON'T EEEM LIKE HUMAN PEEN AND I WISH I COULD'VE SEENT IT! 😡

  • http://www.gravatar.com/avatar/db78ef2b213fd6958c1aa6773fe9a6dc?s=80 jeniefrumdabloc

    Too early in the morning for this Shat :hahaha:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JNDi1mpG5ps&feature=youtube_gdata_player Ace

    WUT-IZ-SWAGU says:

    jeniefrumdabloc says:

    Man alta be ashamed for that foolishness But it was funny

    ———————
    😆 and Ace azz gone say ummm I’m going to pretend this thread never happened… crazy
    ———————————————————————–

    yeah this thread needs to be burned and deleted from the archives…

    cause if it did exist i would probably have to consult a lawyer…cause my wife was getting out right reckless in this bish.. :coffee:

  • WUT-IZ-SWAGU

    Mannie says:

    Feline Feminine says:

    @Mannie

    there was absolutely NOTHING ratchet about that gravie….beauty was its name…
    ______________________

    Yeah okay…if yah get to post dic pics we should be able to put **** pics…IJS #onlyfairright
    —————
    It was covered…sort of… :coffee:

  • !*LaKErCHiC@*!

    Sis :woohoo:

  • NaijaGal

    @Mannie have you not been seeing IGo’s pics…us ladies deserve some Richards…still :cuss: I ain’t see it

  • The Makeup Maven

    SIS :hug: I’m :pray: for you!

    😆

  • !*LaKErCHiC@*!

    :coffee:

  • WUT-IZ-SWAGU

    Ace says:

    WUT-IZ-SWAGU says:

    jeniefrumdabloc says:

    Man alta be ashamed for that foolishness But it was funny

    ———————
    and Ace azz gone say ummm I’m going to pretend this thread never happened… crazy
    ———————————————————————–

    yeah this thread needs to be burned and deleted from the archives…

    cause if it did exist i would probably have to consult a lawyer…cause my wife was getting out right reckless in this bish..
    ———————–
    She wasn’t being reckless.. she was just naturally responding to the “Call of the Wild!” We allll was! :rofl:

  • Ms. YaYa

    Morning Everybody :waves:

  • !*LaKErCHiC@*!

    Sis 😆

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3jsZhYyyPuI Feline Feminine

    @Mannie

    Please, ok, spare me….this pic of the dick was covered…but there was JUST enough of it showing to drive a bish wild! 😛

  • SAUCEY82

    @TATTED
    GO HEAD THEN DESTINY CHILD :dance:

  • !*LaKErCHiC@*!

    We talkn bout the one eye river Maaawwnster?

  • 69

    Tatted

    I was going to :kiss: you but first, where you been? :waiting:

  • http://www.gravatar.com/avatar/db78ef2b213fd6958c1aa6773fe9a6dc?s=80 jeniefrumdabloc

    :rofl:

  • SAUCEY82

    @FE

    YOU ARE TOO BAD EARLY THIS MORNING :love:

  • http://www.gravatar.com/avatar/db78ef2b213fd6958c1aa6773fe9a6dc?s=80 jeniefrumdabloc

    !*LaKErCHiC@*! says:

    We talkn bout the one eye river Maaawwnster?
    __________________

    😆

  • WUT-IZ-SWAGU

    !*LaKErCHiC@*! says:

    We talkn bout the one eye river Maaawwnster?

    ———————
    Yes girl… he can swim in my stream anytime…

  • NaijaGal

    Shout out to WUT
    :whistle
    you need Richard in your life
    you need Richard in your life
    :buttshake: :buttshake:

  • Mannie

    NaijaGal says:

    @Mannie have you not been seeing IGo’s pics…us ladies deserve some Richards…still I ain’t see it
    ____________________

    Yeah and aint no :tittays: or vagi showing… I think… :rofl:

  • NaijaGal

    :whistle:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3jsZhYyyPuI Feline Feminine

    @SAUCEY

    That pic was enough to make a bish 😈

  • NaijaGal

    @Mannie lies, fallacies & fairtales…just cause the meow has been skinned don’t mean ish

  • LovesLove85

    Good Morning you all!

    So yesterday here on base there was a fire in the group of houses next to mine. 3 of the 4 families directly affected lost everything. No one was hurt, Thank God. But keep all of us in your prayers please.

  • LovesLove85

    Good Morning you all!

    So yesterday here on base there was a fire in the group of houses next to mine. 3 of the 4 families directly affected lost everything. No one was hurt, Thank God. But keep all of us in your prayers please.

  • WUT-IZ-SWAGU

    NaijaGal says:

    Shout out to WUT
    :whistle
    you need Richard in your life
    you need Richard in your life

    ———————-
    “Rich!” In ya life! a “Rich” in ya life!
    And you need a “Rich”
    And you need a “Rich”
    And you need A “Rich”
    “Rich!” in ya life! :buttshake: :rofl:

  • http://www.gravatar.com/avatar/db78ef2b213fd6958c1aa6773fe9a6dc?s=80 jeniefrumdabloc

    Sorry to hear that Loves, will do :thumbsup:

  • WUT-IZ-SWAGU

    @LovesLove

    Oh no sorry to hear will be praying but thank God you are okay and your area wasn’t affected.

  • The Makeup Maven

    @ 69 – Oooh, I was out yesterday! I’m here today soooooo :kiss:

  • SAUCEY82

    Feline Feminine says:

    @SAUCEY

    That pic was enough to make a bish

    ————————————

    I DIDNT GET TO SEE IT, BUT I REMEMBER TALKING ABOUT HAVEING FLASH BACKS…. :hump:

  • WUT-IZ-SWAGU

    The Makeup Maven says:

    @ 69 – Oooh, I was out yesterday! I’m here today soooooo
    —————————
    Don’t speak to him my Maven (erase your kiss you gave him) I spoke to him several times and hem no speak back… 🙁 <<<< WUT feelings hurt

  • http://youtu.be/hsYI8CPUQsc YSoSrs

    All these haters and c0ckblockers on SR. Damn shame. :coffee:

    Morning and sht. :yawn:

  • LovesLove85

    Wut & Jenie, thanks! Scariest thing ever. We were stuck outside for hours. If the wind blew in the other direction it would have spread to ours.

  • WUT-IZ-SWAGU

    :wail: Can we stop talking bout Mr Goodbar PLEASE!!! I can’t spend the whole day in this bish horny!!!!

  • WUT-IZ-SWAGU

    YSoSrs says:

    All these haters and c0ckblockers on SR. Damn shame.

    Morning and sht.
    ——————-
    snuggles next to you. :love: Hate is such a horny reducer…

  • The Makeup Maven

    @ Loveslove – I will keep them all in my prayers! Thanks for sharing.

  • 69

    Wut

    :nono: I spoke to you first yesterday. :yes:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JNDi1mpG5ps&feature=youtube_gdata_player Ace

    :coffee: YSO

  • The Makeup Maven

    WUT-IZ-SWAGU says:

    The Makeup Maven says:

    @ 69 – Oooh, I was out yesterday! I’m here today soooooo
    —————————
    Don’t speak to him my Maven (erase your kiss you gave him) I spoke to him several times and hem no speak back… 🙁 <<<< WUT feelings hurt
    ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
    IS THAT RIGHT??? He ain't speak to you??? :karate:

  • !*LaKErCHiC@*!

    :wail:

  • WUT-IZ-SWAGU

    69 says:

    Wut

    I spoke to you first yesterday.
    ———-
    I was just trying to get your attention… And it worked! HaH
    *Runs full force and smush my :boobs: on your back. :grill:

  • WUT-IZ-SWAGU

    The Makeup Maven says:

    WUT-IZ-SWAGU says:

    The Makeup Maven says:

    @ 69 – Oooh, I was out yesterday! I’m here today soooooo
    —————————
    Don’t speak to him my Maven (erase your kiss you gave him) I spoke to him several times and hem no speak back… <<<< WUT feelings hurt
    ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
    IS THAT RIGHT??? He ain't speak to you???
    —————————
    Ummm noooOOOH? (sounding like kids do when they lying)

  • SAUCEY82

    @WUT

    WHAT DO YOU SUPPOSE WE TALK ABOUT….. UMMMM HOW ABOUT WHAT WAS THE WORST TIME YOU HAD WITH A LAY.. :thinking:

  • !*LaKErCHiC@*!

    Ace yo wtf u don’t see me?

  • WUT-IZ-SWAGU

    Okay we at 500! :newpost: Please Sandra!

  • NaijaGal

    YSO :yahoo:
    :happybirthday: <<Stevie Wonder style

    :party: :party:

  • 69

    Wut

    You a fool. I owe you one. :hahaha:

  • http://youtu.be/hsYI8CPUQsc YSoSrs

    WUT!! :hugs:

    A REAL man wouldn’t feel threatened by another man’s dck unless it was about to pound him in the ass against his will. :coffee:

    ACE. :coffee:

  • !*LaKErCHiC@*!

    One hour n I’m awwwwf :pigsfly:

  • SAUCEY82

    @YSO
    IT’S YOUR BIRTHDAY
    …. OH SNAPS :happybirthday:

  • Sassy! Muthaf**king, Sassy!

    G’mornin all! :waves:

    I left here, got in my car, bust a quick nut and proceeded to drive home. I was in rush hour traffic on I95 damn near falling asleep at the wheel, ya hear me?!

    If I had an accident, I was going to hafta sue Mother Jefferson since it was her gravi that got me all hot & bothered in the 1st place.

    Everybody knows you need a nap after you jack.

  • SAUCEY82

    !*LaKErCHiC@*! says:

    One hour n I’m awwwwf
    —————————

    SO!!!!! :boobs:

  • boistop

    good morning alls
    anyone got any ideas how i clean my pot that I burn the other day whilst, i was studying yall talking bout panyus and other such sundry items

  • SAUCEY82

    MORNING SASSY

    JUST GOOD AND NASTY :hug:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3jsZhYyyPuI Feline Feminine

    @Sassy

    Everybody knows you need a nap after you jack.

    ____________

    :yes: at least 15 minutes of :zzz: time!

    @YSo

    :happybirthday: hon!

  • !*LaKErCHiC@*!

    Sauce :kiss:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pAzGSRdTGgA&feature=player_embedded AWESOME

    :happybirthday: YSo

  • SAUCEY82

    @LAKES

    THANKIE THANKIE
    SO KIND OF YOU :pacifier:

  • Sassy! Muthaf**king, Sassy!

    Mornin Saucey & Fefe!

    :waves:

  • http://youtu.be/hsYI8CPUQsc YSoSrs

    It’s tomorrow but I will take my birfday wishes today and whatever cash you have in your pockets/purses. Thanks. 😀

  • The Makeup Maven

    :happybirthday: YSO :hug:

  • !*LaKErCHiC@*!

    Yso :2dance:

  • WUT-IZ-SWAGU

    SAUCEY82 says:

    @WUT

    WHAT DO YOU SUPPOSE WE TALK ABOUT….. UMMMM HOW ABOUT WHAT WAS THE WORST TIME YOU HAD WITH A LAY..
    ————————–
    OH do IIII have a story!

    So me and this guy(young kat) was talking. He was about 6’2″ Cute as hell slim…(Im thinking big dick strong back right).. :rolleyes: WUT was wrong!
    He talked sh!it about how he used magnum condoms and how he can hit the spot cus his shyt could miss it cuz it was sooo big right. So WUT is horny and reeetyyyy!

    Get this joke to the house HE TURNS THE LIGHTS OUT FIRST! Im like huh? I wanted to see the monster (plus I grade all beef before i consume it) So Im trying to feel for it. He grabs my hands. and start to kiss and work his way down to the kitchen for a meal.. Worst supper time ever. So I hear him kinda see him fiddling with his wrapper and I see the gold of the Magnum wrapper Im like OH yeah Its on! This nigga slides in like a oscar myer…. Im like is that his finger? and he humping and moaning and hissin and growling. Im like :huh: I felt like somebody was giving me the finger literally! He came quick!
    Sayin OH girl that was so good! He rolls off and I turn on the light 😯 this nigga had on a magnum alright.. but the shit was rolled up like a tube sock!

  • 69

    YSO

    :happybirthday: to you.

    :steer: (me, 405, Dawn, GA, and any other friends you have down in Georgia (sandra too, blogging on the very back :coffee: ), and any friends along I-75 N. All of us in a charter bus)

    We all headed to Chicago to :party: with you. :hug:

    I was going to wait until the new post but I gotta work today, so it’s early.

  • http://youtu.be/hsYI8CPUQsc YSoSrs

    :dead: @WUT

    Oh lawd. It’s too early. :rofl:

  • !*LaKErCHiC@*!

    :rofl:

  • Sassy! Muthaf**king, Sassy!

    @Yso

    :happybirthday: !!!!!

    Damn Aries…. :coffee:

  • WUT-IZ-SWAGU

    YSoSrs says:

    @WUT

    Oh lawd. It’s too early.

    ———————
    Its your birthday! It’s Never too late!

    Bow to to Queen of the Gravi YSO!
    :kneel:

  • Ms. YaYa

    :dead: and more :dead: @ WUT’s story..

  • Sassy! Muthaf**king, Sassy!

    @Wut

    That’s like this athlete I was dating.

    Fine as hell.
    Huge Penis.
    Dumb as a doorknob.
    Smelly balls.
    Never lasted longer than 7 mins.

    WASTE of a specimen and a sports contract.

  • BlackBeauti

    He look like Tisha Campbell the light skin broad face chick from Martin show

  • !*LaKErCHiC@*!

    :popcorn:

  • The Makeup Maven

    😆

  • SAUCEY82

    @WUT

    STFU!!!!!! :hahaha:

    OK OK I GOT ONE…..

    SO MY COUSIN WAS MESSING WITH THIS GUY AND HIS COUSIN WAS WITH HIM.. SO WE KICKING IT CHILLING YOU KNOW THINGS GET HOT AND READY..

    I WAS LIKE 19-20 AT THE TIME AND HE WAS 22-23 TALKING ABOUT HOW HE CAN BREAK BACK AND EAT A MEAN ARSH PU**Y. SO I’M THINKING OK I CAN BE FAST TONIGHT.. WE KISSING TOUCHING FEELING ON EACH OTHER.( HE WAS FOR SURE A MAG) I’M SOOOOOOO HAPPY.

    HE GOES LET ME TASTE YOU BABY, SO WHO AM I TO SAY NO.. WELL A BISH SHOULD OF SAID NO!!!!! GIRL HE STARTED KISSING ON MY INNER THIGH PLAYING AROUND, SO IN MY HEAD IM THINKING OKAY CAN YOU GET TO IT. THIS STUPID MOFO GOES THIS IS REALLY MY FIRST TIME DOING THIS BUT I CANT HELP IT WITH YOU. THIS MOFO TAKES A DEEP BREATH AND MOTOR BOATS MY COOKIES…. OMFG!!! NOISE AND ALL HE DID THIS FOR ABOUT 5-10 MINS. I SWEAR I TOLD HIM TO GET UP I HAVE TO GO PEE AND I LEFT THAT FOOL BUCKET NAKED IN THE BED AND LEFT MY COUSIN AT THE HOUSE WITH HIS ARSH TOO…..

    NEVER THE HELL AGAIN :blink:

  • 69

    Wut

    That story. :hahaha: he got you.

  • Sassy! Muthaf**king, Sassy!

    @Saucey

    LMAO! :rofl:

    He motorboated you?! :dead:

    I can’t breevveeee!!!!

  • WUT-IZ-SWAGU

    Ms. YaYa says:

    and more @ WUT’s story..
    ————————
    Sad.. but true… From that day on. I inspect the package before I let it in my house… shyt ain’t blowing up in my face like that again!
    Somebody should have told him buying condoms isn’t like buying sweaters. You can buy them hoping that you will one day grow into them… :no:

  • bnatural

    BlackBeauti says:

    He look like Tisha Campbell the light skin broad face chick from Martin showBlackBeauti says:
    ———————————–
    :rofl: :rofl: your gravi……..I’m stealing that…..

  • !*LaKErCHiC@*!

    Sassy :smack:

  • SAUCEY82

    Sassy! Muthaf**king, Sassy! says:

    @Saucey

    LMAO!

    He motorboated you?!

    I can’t breevveeee!!!!

    ——————————–

    I WAS SO DONE MY COUSIN WAS HOT TALKING ABOUT I HURT HIS FEELING.. BISH HE HURTED MY COOKIES FEELING :nono:

  • WUT-IZ-SWAGU

    69 says:

    Wut

    That story. he got you.
    ——
    :yes: But he taught me a valuable lesson. I will never trust a man’s perception of himself.They lie like we do! :rofl: You ask a woman whats her size she always say a size or two smaller than she is
    and with a man they say they are a size or two bigger than they actually are! :hahaha:

  • http://youtu.be/hsYI8CPUQsc YSoSrs

    SAUCEY!! :dead:

    You poor thing! :rofl:

  • !*LaKErCHiC@*!

    Sauce :ghost:

  • Ty

    :wave: @ all

    Somebody should have told him buying condoms isn’t like buying sweaters. You can buy them hoping that you will one day grow into them…

    :rofl:

  • Phrozen1der

    :coffee:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JNDi1mpG5ps&feature=youtube_gdata_player Ace

    :blink: nicca gave your pussy a rasberry?

    :lmao:
    :lol

  • SAUCEY82

    @YSO
    I WANTED TO :deadhorse:

    THAT MOFO TO THIS DAY WE LAUGH ABOUT THAT ….

  • WUT-IZ-SWAGU

    @Saucey :hahaha: and :rofl: and :ghost: take me on just take me on! :casket:

    I can picture it BRRRRRRRRRRRR!

  • Phrozen1der

    :dead: @ “motorboat”

  • SAUCEY82

    @LAKES
    GIRL…… :hahaha:

  • WUT-IZ-SWAGU

    HEY Ty :hi:

  • SAUCEY82

    @WUT

    I can picture it BRRRRRRRRRRRR!
    ______________________________
    WHY HIS ASS SOUNDED JUST LIKE THAT :hahaha:

  • The Makeup Maven

    <— Can NEVER recall a time I was orally satisfied by a man! :thinking:

  • WUT-IZ-SWAGU

    Ace says:

    nicca gave your pussy a rasberry?
    ————————-
    I am hurt right now! My stomach! :rofl: Imma log off cuz I cant take this! :hahaha:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JNDi1mpG5ps&feature=youtube_gdata_player Ace

    Just throwing this out there….

    Can we relocate to the Lohan post? :shrug:

  • SAUCEY82

    @PHRO

    I :dead: WAS ALSO WHEN HE DEAD THAT

  • Phrozen1der

    @Saucey The first time I did it,I laid my body fifty feet away and stuck my tongue out and did the SWIPE :rofl:

  • SAUCEY82

    OK NOW SR FAMILY I KNOW WUT AND MYSELF ARE NOT THE ONLY VICTIMS UP IN HERE…. :thinking:

    GET TO SPILLING SO WE ALL GET A GOOD LAUGH THIS FRIDAY

  • http://youtu.be/hsYI8CPUQsc YSoSrs

    AWESOME!! :hugs:

    Thanks!

    @69

    Where y’all tryna take me for my bday? :waiting:

  • SAUCEY82

    Phrozen1der says:

    @Saucey The first time I did it,I laid my body fifty feet away and stuck my tongue out and did the SWIPE
    ________________________________________

    STFU!!!! :wail: :hahaha:

  • Phrozen1der

    @SAUCEY I was afraid if she squirted I wouldn’t be able to move away fast enough… :rofl: I prepared myself for a “death roll” or expedient get away…

  • SAUCEY82

    Phrozen1der says:

    @SAUCEY I was afraid if she squirted I wouldn’t be able to move away fast enough… I prepared myself for a “death roll” or expedient get away…

    __________________________

    PLEASE, PLEASE STOP!!!! OMFG I’M ABOUT TO GET FIRED TODAY!!!! :hahaha:

    :rofl:

  • !*LaKErCHiC@*!

    Ace :chase:

  • SAUCEY82

    @PHRO

    I THINK FOLKS LEFT US :think:

  • NaijaGal

    :dead: at these stories

    @Phro please explain the swipe..was it like a windshield wiper movement? how long did it last

  • SAUCEY82

    @TATTED

    OK FINE BUT DO YOU HAVE A BAD STORY :think:

  • WUT-IZ-SWAGU

    The Makeup Maven says:

    <— Can NEVER recall a time I was orally satisfied by a man!

    —————————
    Now Ive had some tongue love that made a bytch insane!
    My baybee deddy..

    This one time… (I say that cuz he learned to never go that far with me again) We were working out right and he decided he was hungry. So he goes in for a snack. He was doing this twirl suck lick press buzz thing on my "Pearl" that had me kinda inching was cuz I could comprehend this crazy great feeling I was having right. So it didn't take but a minute and I had the most intense orgasm ever! So he continued to work. I felt myself build up again and it was even worse than before so Im screamin and trying to pull away because.. I needed a minute to comprehend what was happening.. this fool presses his shoulder up agains my bent legs so the couldn't move and pulled my arm down towards him so he can press harder on my Pearl :shocked: I screamed and my legs shot forward when I came and flipped his ass off the edge of the bed!!!

  • WUT-IZ-SWAGU

    Phrozen1der says:

    @Saucey The first time I did it,I laid my body fifty feet away and stuck my tongue out and did the SWIPE

    ———————
    You weren’t even touchin nothing :rofl: What you was tasting? Air? :rofl:

  • http://www.gravatar.com/avatar/db78ef2b213fd6958c1aa6773fe9a6dc?s=80 jeniefrumdabloc

    :offtopic: Bout to go get me some dayum Wangs for Lurch :woohoo: :nana:

  • Phrozen1der

    @Saucey :rofl:

    @Naija @WUT LMFAO no idea I just made my tongue hard and brushed her like a wall :rofl:

  • The Makeup Maven

    @ SAUCE – Girl, you know I don’t talk about my “experiences!” 😆

    I’mma YAAAAADY! *sheneneh style*

    Besides, I gave too much away with Cotton Candy & Min Min! 😆

  • Phrozen1der

    I think cause I aint like her like that,and I was returning the favor.. 😆

  • SAUCEY82

    WUT-IZ-SWAGU says:

    The Makeup Maven says:

    <— Can NEVER recall a time I was orally satisfied by a man!

    —————————
    Now Ive had some tongue love that made a bytch insane!
    My baybee deddy..

    This one time… (I say that cuz he learned to never go that far with me again) We were working out right and he decided he was hungry. So he goes in for a snack. He was doing this twirl suck lick press buzz thing on my "Pearl" that had me kinda inching was cuz I could comprehend this crazy great feeling I was having right. So it didn't take but a minute and I had the most intense orgasm ever! So he continued to work. I felt myself build up again and it was even worse than before so Im screamin and trying to pull away because.. I needed a minute to comprehend what was happening.. this fool presses his shoulder up agains my bent legs so the couldn't move and pulled my arm down towards him so he can press harder on my Pearl I screamed and my legs shot forward when I came and flipped his ass off the edge of the bed!!!
    __________________________________________________________

    WHY YOU MORTAL KOMBAT HIS ARSH :hahaha:

  • WUT-IZ-SWAGU

    Phrozen1der says:

    @Saucey

    @Naija @WUT LMFAO no idea I just made my tongue hard and brushed her like a wall
    ———————
    Phro you was painting :rofl: .. :think: but that sound like a good first try. Did she like it?

  • Femme Fatale

    :happybirthday: YSO! :partyhat:

    Aries stand up!!

  • WUT-IZ-SWAGU

    SAUCEY82 says:

    __________________________________________________________

    WHY YOU MORTAL KOMBAT HIS ARSH

    ———-
    Flawless victory for my ass for real!

  • SAUCEY82

    @WUT

    :rofl:

    :hahaha:

    IM GOING TO GET FIRED TODAY.. OMG IM DYING OVER HERE… OK I GOT ANOTHER ONE

  • Ty

    :rofl: @ Saucey…FINISH HIM :rofl:

  • SAUCEY82

    OK, SO I WAS ABOUT 20-21 THIS TIME AND I WAS MESSING WITH THIS REAL OLDER KAT.. HE WAS LIKE 32-33. OMG!!! THE D**K WAS THE BUSINESS. SO THIS ONE TIME HE ASKED ME HOW FREAKY AM I WILLING TO GET WITH HIM.. SO THE BACK OF MY HEAD IM THINKING THIS MOFO BETTER NOT COME SIDE WAYS. HE GOES JUST SIT BACK AND ENJOY.. SOOOOO BABY!!!! THIS MAN LAWD CHOMPED DOWN LIKE THIS WAS HIS LAST MEAL MY BODY GOT TO SHAKING AND MY ARSH GOT STUCK..

    LIKE STUCK FROZE :blink:

    GIRL THIS MAN ONCE AGAIN THIS MAN ATE SOMETHING AND SENT A CHILL DOWN MY BACK. HE WAS TOSSING THE SALAD. BABY I LOCKED MY LEGS AROUND HIS NECK HE WAS STUCK LIKE THAT FOR ABOUT 5MINS UNTIL MY BODY WAS ABLE TO CALM DOWN… :pacifier:

    HE GOT UP RUBBING HIS NECK AND GOING TO MAKE A JOB TALKING.. I THOUGHT IT WAS DEATH BY PUSSY… LMMFAO

  • CFREE

    :happybirthday: YSO Aries in dis biaaaaa :party:

    :waves: Hey all ya’ll crazy arses :hahaha:

  • SAUCEY82

    Ty says:

    @ Saucey…FINISH HIM
    _________________________________________

    GET OVER HERE !!!!!! :hahaha:

  • SAUCEY82

    @CFREE

    HELLO SWEETIE
    :waves:

  • Commander in Queef aka Posche

    Well here’s my story…

    Met this guy and he was kinda nice. He

    pre-warned me that his package was “okay.”

    I’m thinking well I’ll just make the best of

    it. We got to the hotel and after all the

    foreplay, it was finally time to get to it. He

    went down and it wasn’t anything to

    write home about. So I’m like okay, I just

    know he’s about to make me sing. Whelp,

    this nicca told me he wants to hit from

    from the back first. I’m thinking okayyy…

    So he puts it in and it was HORRIFIC..!

    It’s like it start to go in and it kept on

    going in…it was like never ending. So I

    turn around to see if he was trying to

    stick a foreign object inside of me. I

    turn back to the headboard and all of

    a sudden I hear this voice that didn’t

    sound like him. So the next thing I

    hear is “LOOK AT ME..!” in this deep

    scary voice and I looked…I tried to

    run away and I was able to maneuver

    it out of me. He picked it back up

    and childddd it looked like a fire hose!

    I quickly moved and promptly put

    on my clothes, found my keys and

    literally ran to my car without shoes on

    and never spoke to him again.

  • http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=qkt7Dx_uK5Y MzDimplez1123

    Good Morning everybody!

    :blink: @ Porsche’s story…So you just left huh? :no:

    He was wrong as hell though, he knew what he was doing. Gone say, it’s just ok, so he didn’t scare you off before hand. :rofl:

  • SAUCEY82

    So the next thing I

    hear is “LOOK AT ME..!” in this deep

    —————————————-

    WTF WAS IT :hahaha:

  • SAUCEY82

    @DIMPZ

    MORNING MISSY :waves:

  • Commander in Queef aka Posche

    @Saucey82

    He sounded ummm let’s just say

    not of this world…..deeeep voice.

  • http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=qkt7Dx_uK5Y MzDimplez1123

    Morning Saucey! :hug:

  • BRENDEN aka Queefer Sutherland

    Commander in Queef aka Posche says:

    Well here’s my story…
    Met this guy and he was kinda nice. He
    pre-warned me that his package was “okay.”
    I’m thinking well I’ll just make the best of
    it. We got to the hotel and after all the
    foreplay, it was finally time to get to it. He
    went down and it wasn’t anything to
    write home about. So I’m like okay, I just
    know he’s about to make me sing. Whelp,
    this nicca told me he wants to hit from
    from the back first. I’m thinking okayyy…
    So he puts it in and it was HORRIFIC..!
    It’s like it start to go in and it kept on
    going in…it was like never ending. So I
    turn around to see if he was trying to
    stick a foreign object inside of me. I
    turn back to the headboard and all of
    a sudden I hear this voice that didn’t
    sound like him. So the next thing I
    hear is “LOOK AT ME..!” in this deep
    scary voice and I looked…I tried to
    run away and I was able to maneuver
    it out of me. He picked it back up
    and childddd it looked like a fire hose!
    I quickly moved and promptly put
    on my clothes, found my keys and
    literally ran to my car without shoes on
    and never spoke to him again.

    ^^^ :dead: Thank you sweet heart-I needed this laff today,,,Ohhhhh shyt,,,Thats right heffa,,,Big peens are scary,,,Thats why you luv yo brenbren its nice n petite :ashamed: whats the use of having sex if it feels like you giving birth? Thats the under endowed mans Motto! The name change also has me :dead: You are the best :love:

  • Phrozen1der

    @WUT @SAUCY :rofl:

  • Commander in Queef aka Posche

    Brenden you’re still my baby.