Couple leaves kids at home alone for 2 days to fly to Las Vegas
Nothing surprises me anymore. Two Chicago parents were arrested and charged with child endangerment after they left their 9-year-old daughter and 12-year-old son at home while they jetted to Vegas for two days.
Shanpreta Howard and Antowain Johnson turned themselves in to police on Tuesday, even though they left Chicago on the evening of Wednesday, February 22 — and did not return until Friday afternoon.
While in Vegas, Howard and Johnson visited a storefront chapel where they renewed their vows. They also updated their facebook status frequently with photos and notes about their trip.
Johnson even updated his status at one point to say: “Bout to hit the Strip Club.”
In the days leading up to the trip, Howard posted that she was getting her nails done and was “ready to go n enjoy myself.”
Johnson also commented, saying it would be “Hangover 3.”
According to Mail Online, Their son’s teacher called police when he told her that he and his younger sister were at home alone while their parents were having fun in Nevada.
Police found the children alone in their apartment, and contacted Johnson, who told police he planned to return home to Chicago on February 25.
The children were placed in the care of an aunt.
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ok…wow….
she is absolutely GORGEOUS- Im completely jealous
Ignorant assholes
Ole planet of the apes looking ass
West Coast Chick says:
she is absolutely GORGEOUS- Im completely jealous
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Who the bish on the tv in the 2nd pic behind hustle hard and Irv Gotti?
wow. you mean to tell me nobody could watch those kids?
Where is YSO
I’m waiting on you to splain why yo folks up there do dis?
awe! they renewed their vows! #touching
Oil Sheen Jones (The artist formally kwn as Dawn Sheen) says:
West Coast Chick says:
she is absolutely GORGEOUS- Im completely jealous
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Who the bish on the tv in the 2nd pic behind hustle hard and Irv Gotti?
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hustle hard and Irv Gotti
Dumb azz nicca shyt…
I sweater gawd that FB and twitta gone get somebody kilt yet. They should have been
all the way back to the Chi for this shyt here
I’m just as upset over the wife’s name, “Shanpreta.”
Shanpreta?
How dumb can you be?
West Coast Chick says:
awe! they renewed their vows! #touching
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They prob been common law for 50-11 years.. I need her to renew her wig tho it went on with the Jeffersons and Whats Happening
I hope they tear the lining out his brown booty hole in the slammer and ole Aunt Esther gets dog walked errday just for fun
West Coast Chick says:
she is absolutely GORGEOUS- Im completely jealous
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haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa! lol, ROTMFLMBAO! hilarious
#get it!! get it!!
I bet Sharpienetta paid for it ALL too, with that “new tax money”.
amatrex says:
I’m just as upset over the wife’s name, “Shanpreta.”
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the S,h,a,n,p,r,e,t,a are all silent the correct pronunciation is Alice.
And the worst part is they are probably mad at that boy for telling the teacher they were alone. Obviously he was scared being home alone otherwise he wouldn’t have said anything.. Lots of kids would’ve ate that freedom up
Oil Sheen Jones (The artist formally kwn as Dawn Sheen) says:
West Coast Chick says:
awe! they renewed their vows! #touching
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They prob been common law for 50-11 years.. I need her to renew her wig tho it went on with the Jeffersons and Whats Happening
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CD FENTY says:
I hope they tear the lining out his brown booty hole in the slammer and ole Aunt Esther gets dog walked errday just for fun
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So u saying u hope he get curled with one of Derek J’s curling irons?
And where was this aunt that has custody now?
wow
Oil Sheen Jones (The artist formally kwn as Dawn Sheen) says:
West Coast Chick says:
she is absolutely GORGEOUS- Im completely jealous
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Who the bish on the tv in the 2nd pic behind hustle hard and Irv Gotti?
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I scrollt up and looked at that shyt too!!!!!!!!!!!
These two fools right here have GOT to me some highly functioning developmentally retarded mofo’s. That is the the only explanation for the stupidity and the dumb a** looks on both their faces.
West Coast Chick says:
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thats her voodoo wig
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it matches her booty doo in the 1st pic…
I’m just
all over this post, from the ugly bish, to her ever protruding gut, to her teeth, to the fact she updated this dumb shyt to facebook, to the fact that when police called these bastards, they didn’t hightail that azz home, instead saying that planned on returning February 25th! 
YO! 
IMO 12 ain’t old enough to stay at home alone. i think sometimes they think kids are more grown than they really are
mrsloveleigh says:
And the worst part is they are probably mad at that boy for telling the teacher they were alone. Obviously he was scared being home alone otherwise he wouldn’t have said anything..
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I feel bad for the kids. I know I would have been scared crazy at that age being left home alone.
couldnt she get one of the other gorillas to tend to her spot until she returned??
Oil Sheen Jones (The artist formally kwn as Dawn Sheen) says:
West Coast Chick says:
she is absolutely GORGEOUS- Im completely jealous
—–Who the bish on the tv in the 2nd pic behind hustle hard and Irv Gotti?
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by West Coast Chick o
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Shanpreta and Antowain
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this says it all….
God I was praying they were Caucasian or Hispanic maybe even Asian. Why my people. Whyyyyyyyuu?
anything could’ve happened to these babies. thank God they were ok. idiot azz parents. y dumb & dumber aint leave the kids with the aunt in the 1st place tho??
Oil Sheen Jones (The artist formally kwn as Dawn Sheen) says:
amatrex says:
I’m just as upset over the wife’s name, “Shanpreta.”
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the S,h,a,n,p,r,e,t,a are all silent the correct pronunciation is Alice.
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no bullshyt, I just HOLLERED at this!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Oil Sheen Jones (The artist formally kwn as Dawn Sheen) says:
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*I screamed out loud*
it matches her booty doo in the 1st pic…
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I haven’t heard booty doo in sooooo long!
U SHOLE IS UGLY
THis is a clear example of Tax Time balling. This entire incident happened at the peak of Feb balling season. Heffa so happy to get her nails done, she’s FBing about it, then posting pics of them in the airport, and hotel lobby…I hate knee grows that ain’t neva been nowhere outside of Cook county…and is she pregnant in the first picha?
How many beer months preggers is Shakanetta?
i bet they fit every damn black stereotype known to man. bet $5 on it
Ive heard of the Black Gorilla Family.. but GOTDAMN!!
takes my $5 back bc they ILL married
This bish looks like she smells like White Shoulders, Newport Mediums, and Boone’s Farm.
KDub says:
How many beer months preggers is Shakanetta
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according to her fb page she is 9876451 weeks. Her baby due 1998.
Fayla aka IWhipIt..WhipItRealGood:) says:
i bet they fit every damn black stereotype known to man. bet $5 on it
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yup! and you know this…
She smokes her cigs down to the filter too. I can see it in the yellers of her eyes.
CD FENTY says:
U SHOLE IS UGLY
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I almost spit my food out when I read this..yall CRAY!!
DAMN TAX TIME IS DESTROYING FAMILIES YA DIG
Their son said “Imma teach these muthaeffa’s leave me and my sister alone and force us to go to school at that? Me? ShanPrince Jones, and my sister ShanTwain Jones…shyt not today, I’m telling everybody on they azzes”
I wanna live wit my auntie anyway
She has her side teeth so that is a plus…
KDub says:
How many beer months preggers is Shakanetta?
KDub says:
This bish looks like she smells like White Shoulders, Newport Mediums, and Boone’s Farm.
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gesus lord
KDub says:
She smokes her cigs down to the filter too. I can see it in the yellers of her eyes
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Any reason why in the pics Ant smiling like he got a fuggin PRIZE? I KNOW your azz got some vision insurance up at the warehouse you clean at night Ant.
West Coast Chick says:
Ive heard of the Black Gorilla Family.. but GOTDAMN!!
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YAAAY YAAAAY
Most of the time I just
SR.com, read, lurk and don’t comment, but I had to say, I was feeling a little down in the dumps today (this Trayvonn story is really getting to me) but this, right here, thank y’all for making me laugh.
Fayla aka IWhipIt..WhipItRealGood:) says:
takes my $5 back bc they ILL married
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Nope, throw the $5 back in cuz I bet they 9 and 12 year old was prolly 7 and 10 when they got murried…
ANNNNNNNNDDDDDDDDDDD THIS LADIES AND GENTS IS WHAT WE CALL A…… “STRUGGLE FACE”
CaliGirlinGA says:
Most of the time I just SR.com, read, lurk and don’t comment, but I had to say, I was feeling a little down in the dumps today (this Trayvonn story is really getting to me) but this, right here, thank y’all for making me laugh.
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Best also go to the Derek J post tthem folks let him have it without the grease.
she is absolutely GORGEOUS- Im completely jealous
OMG I say this to my daughter about Fuglies all the time and she rolls
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Johnson also commented, saying it would be “Hangover 3.”
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Your lady already look like she started withoutcho azz. Look like she been drunk since 2002.
*Scrolls back up…
Ummm okay 1999.
So glad this isnt a single Black mother.
You mean couples make mistakes too. Who knew.
*files nails*
KDub says:
Any reason why in the pics Ant smiling like he got a fuggin PRIZE? I KNOW your azz got some vision insurance up at the warehouse you clean at night Ant.
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HELLLLLPPPP!!!!!!!!!!
amatrex says:
I’m just as upset over the wife’s name, “Shanpreta.”
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Fuggin dead @WCC.
Ive heard of the Black Gorilla Family.. but GOTDAMN!!
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I saw her face on another post and I was like awwww there is someone for everybody I was like they really smiling
KDub says:
Johnson also commented, saying it would be “Hangover 3.”
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I thank she meant her gut… it look like it been hanging over like 3 stomachs.
Please click the mail online link in the story there are more pictures on that site
Was it really that serious that they had to leave thier kids home alone so they can vacation like a couple with no responsibilities?? If you can’t handle having kids then don’t have themm! I wonder if the family knew the kids would be home alone. Couldn’t they have asked the aunt to keep the kids before they left?? Smh in disgust.
CaliGirlinGA says:
Most of the time I just SR.com, read, lurk and don’t comment, but I had to say, I was feeling a little down in the dumps today (this Trayvonn story is really getting to me) but this, right here, thank y’all for making me laugh.
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Im sad about that too
Somebody might try to take justice in their own hands and murk dude. His dumb ass should move, or at least move his family away
ANNNNNNNNDDDDDDDDDDD THIS LADIES AND GENTS IS WHAT WE CALL A…… “STRUGGLE FACE”
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Its what EYE call a Coin Face.
Looks like somebody took a bag of silver dollas to this bish mug.
They both frequently mention their children in posts.
‘LOVE OUT KIDS WITH ALL OUR HEART N WILL TRAVEL TO THE END OF THE WORLD FOR THEM #PROUDPARENTS’ was posted by Howard when they returned from their weekend away.
On their son’s 13th birthday this past Friday, both Howard and Johnson said that they felt blessed and that they loved him.
Johnson and Howard turned themselves in to police on Tuesday. Although the trip happened last month the two charges of misdemeanor were brought against both parents this week.
£ the commenter formally known as Hershey says:
Please click the mail online link in the story there are more pictures on that site
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the S,h,a,n,p,r,e,t,a are all silent the correct pronunciation is Alice.
TPtotalpackage says:
These two fools right here have GOT to me some highly functioning developmentally retarded mofo’s.
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This is why I say Obama needs to get on his job and make above borderline IQ levels mandatory for giving birth.
@Hershey
Did that fool have on a blue head scarf while they were renewing their vows
Somebody might try to take justice in their own hands and murk dude.
As they should he do – do unto others……
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I think Ive seen enough of this miss Black Halle Berry
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TPtotalpackage says:
These two fools right here have GOT to me some highly functioning developmentally retarded mofo’s.
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Sandra says:
This is why I say Obama needs to get on his job and make above borderline IQ levels mandatory for giving birth
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Sandra here u go
U really know how to put a screech on the damn record playing
this is why when i travel or something i don’t post all about it
i have my fun, maybe take some pics on a digi camera that won’t ever get uploaded unless i look extraordinarily cute in and call it a day
£ the commenter formally known as Hershey says:
They both frequently mention their children in posts.
‘LOVE OUT KIDS WITH ALL OUR HEART N WILL TRAVEL TO THE END OF THE WORLD FOR THEM #PROUDPARENTS’ was posted by Howard when they returned from their weekend away.
On their son’s 13th birthday this past Friday, both Howard and Johnson said that they felt blessed and that they loved him.
Johnson and Howard turned themselves in to police on Tuesday. Although the trip happened last month the two charges of misdemeanor were brought against both parents this week.
them nicca’s did travel for their kids didn’t they?
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right! the irony is hilarious
SHe wore her Bestis Church Wig! for that second pic
OMG, I just looked at the vow renewal pics…
She look like she ’bout to holler out “wassup Cuz!!!”
@ CD yes the heyull she did!!!
whew, I have laughed so hard today…
WestCoast please don’t besmirch Halle’s good name by comparing this booga wolf here to her
YA’LL ACKKIN’ LIKE THIS BISH DON’T LOOK LIKE SHE THROWS A MEAN HAY-MAKER. She coming to fck ya’ll niggas up! I’m gon’ be hollering too!
<— me dippin' out when she rolls through all ape-like!
@Tatted
We will have to kill her with a silver bullet ole wolf face ass
My mama used to leave me home alone when I was 12 too though. Every Friday night, she went out with her homegirls. She was back by like 1- 1:30- though.
I ate that sh*t right on up!!! Would be in her room, watching movies ont he big screen! Eating a large pepperoni pizza, a 2-liter Sprite and a bean pie. I was able to talk on the phone and be on AOL instant messenger with my friends all night while she was gone. I couldnt wait until Fridays!
*and now my phone rings and its her*
If the boys birthday was approching, why didnt they just plan a family vacation?
I guess he just wanted that fine peice of chocolate to himself!
<— HAS A FEELING THAT'S NO WIG, BUT IN FACT TRACKS!
@Tatted
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“Ceasar is home!”
If the boys birthday was approching, why didnt they just plan a family vacation?
I guess he just wanted that fine peice of chocolate to himself
Literally ova here crying
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West Coast Chick says:
she is absolutely GORGEOUS- Im completely jealous
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There is nothing wrong with her – other than her name. I feel sorry for some of you who are stuck on the false light skin standard of beauty.
Somebody could use a flex belt
Well two somebody’s…
@Candi
They say not to post that you are traveling or post pics while you are gone on vacays on social networks anyway as it lets robbers know that your house is unoccupied.
I barely take pics when I travel…and they rarely ever leave my mem card or my phone at that.
Sassy! Muthaf**king, Sassy! says:
My mama used to leave me home alone when I was 12 too though. Every Friday night, she went out with her homegirls. She was back by like 1- 1:30- though.
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she prolly left at 10.. 10 to 1 aint **** for a 12 yr old except entended TV time and extra snacks that you might not have been privy too otherwise. but,if my momma left me over TWO nights, I’d be scared ****less yo
@ CD – DID’JO AZZ SAY SILVER BULLET???
<— IM DONE!
@Sassy
Girl, same here…but a night out with the homegirls is a VAST difference from a trip out of town to Las Vegas for days at a time!
@WCC
Ain’t that a bad bish…shoo, I can’t even blame dude….
I am too fuggin done with the pics on the actual story.
This bish Aquanetta up there looking like a big slow azz gang member with a blue scarf on her head. The bish had bedazzles on it.
Feline Feminine says:
@Tatted
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“Ceasar is home!”
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Why did I hav'ta cover my mouf! IHATE'CHU FE!
I would like to take back my comment
She looks 20 yrs older than him.
@Sandra
Please
If this chick was the color of liquid white out she would still be just as “gorgeous”….
Sandra Rose says:
West Coast Chick says:
she is absolutely GORGEOUS- Im completely jealous
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There is nothing wrong with her – other than her name. I feel sorry for some of you who are stuck on the false light skin standard of beauty
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Her being aesthetically challenged has NOTHING to do with her dark skin, it’s her features and her pregnant build, with those young ass shirts on, that lop sided lacefront. Maybe I missed something, but I didn’t see where anything was said about her being black and ugly, just ugly.
IMO
@WCC
Girl, I loved when she rolled out on Fridays. I would be on the phone ALL night, ya hear? Getting to talk to boys after 8 and everything!
By the time I was like 15, and she went on her first “overnight with me home by myself” bus trip to NYC…girl…I was READY!!!!
I was fast-azzed though. Fukked around and lost my “wholesomeness” for the first time while her azz was on a day-trip. LOL!
Sandra Rose says:
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There is nothing wrong with her – other than her name. I feel sorry for some of you who are stuck on the false light skin standard of beauty
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Got a feeling that this ain’t got nuftin to do with the complexion of her skin, Auntie!
“Ceasar is home!”
#whohurtyou
these color issues man
Sandra Rose says:
West Coast Chick says:
she is absolutely GORGEOUS- Im completely jealous
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There is nothing wrong with her – other than her name. I feel sorry for some of you who are stuck on the false light skin standard of beauty.
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Ni ni says:
Sandra did you see where gene simmons called rhiana a karaoke singer
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I saw that. At least he didn’t call her a goat.
There is nothing wrong with her – other than her name. I feel sorry for some of you who are stuck on the false light skin standard of beauty.
Im gonna challenge you on this what makes this woman attractive, if she were light skin she’d still look like an albino baby gorilla – color of skin has nothing to do with features that are questionable!
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Aiiite got dammit
#whohurtyou
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West Coast Chick says:
I said she was gorgeous. Whats wrong with that? I think Im gonna stare in the mirror until I become her..like in the movie precious
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My bad. I thought you were being facetious.
I have an 11 yo that i could leave home alone for two days, chit even a week.
I also have some that I wont even let unlock the door when we all come home.
if she were light skin she’d still look like an albino baby gorilla
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i hollered at this one
make above borderline IQ levels mandatory for giving birth
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While her IQ is important… there are other reasons right now that I have on why I am upset about Scarfenetta procreating.
In the past AND in the future… when she finally gives birth to that keg of Miller Highlife she is currently carrying. She carrying that bish low as hail right now too. So she is due ANY DAY.
Seems like as a nurse Sandra you would SEE this.
@Fefe
True. I could see if they had just left the 12 year old alone for ONE night… and maybe with a relative at least KNOWING they were there by themselves and to check on him. But the 9 year old was WAYYYYY too young to pull that stunt with.
And dont you DARE think you gon leave any kid over 12-13 home alone during the WEEK without somebody cheking on them and THINK they gon take that azz to school. I agree with what somebody above said: that lil boy told cause he was mad as hell that he still had to go to school AND watch his sister at that!
Sandra says:
Sandra. Did the LSLH girls pour pig blood on u as u went up to receive your award in high school. Heffas 
There is nothing wrong with her – other than her name. I feel sorry for some of you who are stuck on the false light skin standard of beauty.
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You need a
The Makeup Maven says:
Sandra Rose says:
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There is nothing wrong with her – other than her name. I feel sorry for some of you who are stuck on the false light skin standard of beauty
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Got a feeling that this ain’t got nuftin to do with the complexion of her skin, Auntie!
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exactly! She’s a total dime. the first photo shows her glowing during her pregancy, and the 2nd picture shows her with her side teeth.. I think she’s kinda special
Feline Feminine says:
@Sandra
Please
If this chick was the color of liquid white out she would still be just as “gorgeous”….
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#whohurtyou
*DIES* Cause it read so…empathetic-ally.
that lop sided lacefront
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wop-sided.
In the past AND in the future… when she finally gives birth to that keg of Miller Highlife she is currently carrying. She carrying that bish low as hail right now too. So she is due ANY DAY.
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I can’t….I gotta log out on this one! y’all take care…. OMG…..
How much yall bet she rides a motorcycle with daisy dukes on?
@Sass
I left you a comment in the otha post
Someone change their gravi to a albino baby gorilla please I can’t change mine
this post deserves it!
Sandra Rose says:
West Coast Chick says:
I said she was gorgeous. Whats wrong with that? I think Im gonna stare in the mirror until I become her..like in the movie precious
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My bad. I thought you were being facetious.
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Aunteeeeeeee! you know me better than that!
West Coast Chick says:
Sandra Rose says:
West Coast Chick says:
she is absolutely GORGEOUS- Im completely jealous
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There is nothing wrong with her – other than her name. I feel sorry for some of you who are stuck on the false light skin standard of beauty.
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I said she was gorgeous. Whats wrong with that? and preta Howard happens to be a divine name with extra character. I think Im gonna stare in the mirror until I become her..like in the movie precious
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Please stop it!!!
until you become her, chile please if your azz wakes up tomorrow looking like her there will be a jumper alert from the nearest bridge with you on it!
Did the LSLH girls pour pig blood on u as u went up to receive your award in high school. Heffas
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Carrie.
when she finally gives birth to that keg of Miller Highlife she is currently carrying. She carrying that bish low as hail right now too. So she is due ANY DAY.
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CD your gravi!!
I HATE THE WEB!
Im so sick of these dumb azz people. This bytch was at the strip club in another state while her kids were home alone
Phuck school and keep them outta harms way….
@OTB
I think my mama could have left me home alone at 11 and I’da been cool with it. I was a FIERCELY independent child though and I didn’t need too much supervision. Never played with matches or nothing stupid like that.
It depends on the maturity of the kid though. I’da lapped up all that freedom. But you have to know your kids, know their limits, and know their propensity for telling all your business.
The couple above fukked up on 2 out of 3.
KDub says:
She carrying that bish low as hail right now too. So she is due ANY DAY.
Seems like as a nurse Sandra you would SEE this.
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She doesn’t look pregnant to me.
*passes out blue Solo cups in this bish as we wait on the birth of that keg of Miller.
You need a Sandra. Did the LSLH girls pour pig blood on u as u went up to receive your award in high school. Heffas
LOL LOL
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Sassy! Muthaf**king, Sassy! says:
@WCC
Girl, I loved when she rolled out on Fridays. I would be on the phone ALL night, ya hear? Getting to talk to boys after 8 and everything!
By the time I was like 15, and she went on her first “overnight with me home by myself” bus trip to NYC…girl…I was READY!!!!
I was fast-azzed though. Fukked around and lost my “wholesomeness” for the first time while her azz was on a day-trip. LOL!
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West Coast Chick says:
I said she was gorgeous. Whats wrong with that? I think Im gonna stare in the mirror until I become her..like in the movie precious
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YOUR AZZ IS GON’ GET ME FIRED!
I thought I paid homage by saying “yaaay yaaay” on comment # 58. I thought that was enough!
KDub says:
Did the LSLH girls pour pig blood on u as u went up to receive your award in high school. Heffas
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Carrie.
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One of my favorite movies. I must have seen it 10 times when I was a kid.
She doesn’t look pregnant to me.
<—— HATES CD'S FCKIN' GUTS! I CAN'T STOP LAFFIN'!
Sandra Rose says:
KDub says:
She carrying that bish low as hail right now too. So she is due ANY DAY.
Seems like as a nurse Sandra you would SEE this.
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She doesn’t look pregnant to me.
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you think she’s wearing beyonces pillow pet
KDub says:
She carrying that bish low as hail right now too. So she is due ANY DAY.
Seems like as a nurse Sandra you would SEE this.
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Sandra says:
She doesn’t look pregnant to me.
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I clicked the Mail Online link and Ant’s profile still says engaged. I don’t think that they were renewing their vows.They were getting married.
@Sandra
Sooooo since aint nothing wrong with her – is she your type serious question
The couple above fukked up on 2 out of 3.
Yep, clearly the boy is capable. He just talk too much.
OutsidetheBox says:
She doesn’t look pregnant to me.
This explains the Beyonce foolishness.
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OOOOOMMMMMMGGGGGEEEEEEE
They 12 year old son prolly was on facebook while his mammy and pappy posting dem pics and I’m sure he said “this motherfuggin rat monkey and fat bastard chillin why me and my sissy eating Banquets meals. Tomorrow they going down lil sis
I’d be more outraged if the kids were younger. I’m glad the kids came through it safely and if the parents aren’t otherwise neglegent or abusive I hope the kids get to go back with their parents.
OutsidetheBox says:
She doesn’t look pregnant to me.
This explains the Beyonce foolishness.
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Ya’ll betta take heed to comment # 87, yo!
“She doesn’t look pregnant to me.”
@69 why do u have a pic of Shanpreta in your gravi
Kdub left almost 17 yo Baby Dub at the house on a maturity check when she was 10 almost 11. To see if she was ready. I was working my longtime part time gig literally within walking distance from my spot at the time. Gave her the instructions of don’t eat not ish except this sandwich and chips and drank, don’t answer that door for not NOBODY…don’t answer phone for nobody but ME. Got it?
Unbeknownst to HER I had already commissioned BFF to test her azz. BFF calls the house on private numma. Said the phone had not even rang TWICE and this lil heffa all chipper with “HELLO?” BFF got to the house like 20 minutes after I left…knocked on the door…and said this lil girl swings the door open all quick.
Didn’t look out the window, peephole, ask who it was… not ISH. BFF told..her your momma gonna BEATCHO AZZ 
Getcho shat and come on. You sooooo not ready for this! 
OutsidetheBox says:
She doesn’t look pregnant to me.
This explains the Beyonce foolishness.
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Tatt she DO look like she can bump.
Like she known for curb stomping.
Life aint been no crystal stair – Candi
Tatted, that’s why I “took my comment back” yo
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Auntie, are you still friends with any of your HS classmates?
I’m sure he said “this motherfuggin rat monkey and fat bastard chillin why me and my sissy eating Banquets meals. Tomorrow they going down lil sis
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KDub says:
Kdub left almost 17 yo Baby Dub at the house on a maturity check when she was 10 almost 11. To see if she was ready. I was working my longtime part time gig literally within walking distance from my spot at the time. Gave her the instructions of don’t eat not ish except this sandwich and chips and drank, don’t answer that door for not NOBODY…don’t answer phone for nobody but ME. Got it?
Unbeknownst to HER I had already commissioned BFF to test her azz. BFF calls the house on private numma. Said the phone had not even rang TWICE and this lil heffa all chipper with “HELLO?” BFF got to the house like 20 minutes after I left…knocked on the door…and said this lil girl swings the door open all quick. Didn’t look out the window, peephole, ask who it was… not ISH. BFF told..her your momma gonna BEATCHO AZZ Getcho shat and come on. You sooooo not ready for this!
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^^^ violating OP orders in my mama’s household would get you 5 to 10
across yo azz cheeks
I thought she was preggo until she said they were going to the strip club. Tell me this bytch wasnt in the strip club preggo
@Bird Like a few posters stated earlier, I think we’ve all been left at home at a young age for a night BUT for you to leave for DAYS is unacceplable! Most children aren’t mature enough, especially being left with the responsibility of taking care of a younger sibling. Anything can happen.
Its my allergies. I still aint right.
This is why I say Obama needs to get on his job and make above borderline IQ levels mandatory for giving birth.
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Said the phone had not even rang TWICE and this lil heffa all chipper with “HELLO?”
Ty says:
I thought she was preggo until she said they were going to the strip club. Tell me this bytch wasnt in the strip club preggo
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IONO about the strip club, BUT you KNOW they were at the buffets #fact
@Kdub
Me:
*click*
Next time, it was the door. Fukked around and decided I could have “company.” Ran to the door when the bell rang, ain’t look at sh*t…. was my damned aunt. You shouolda seen me trying to act like my momma was int eh bathroom and couldn’t come downstairs and they had to get out.
Oh Lord, I miss those days!
Auntie, are you still friends with any of your HS classmates?
*chokes*
Do you still have your HS backpacks, Aunty? I bet they lasted longer than “friends”
£ the commenter formally known as Hershey says:
Their son said “Imma teach these muthaeffa’s leave me and my sister alone and force us to go to school at that?
The son said they spending our cheese at the strip club Im telling everything. I wonder did she call home since she was posting on FB
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This posy has me in tears
@ OTB –
I HATE’CHU 2 NOW! WHY YOU GO WAAAY BACK ON YOUR LANGUAGE….BUMP, CURB STOMP! I can’t breeeeeve!
violating OP orders in my mama’s household would get you 5 to 10 across yo azz cheeks
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BFF said first words out of her mouth to my daughter…”you gonna getcho azz beat…cause you don’t listen…didn’t your momma just 20 minutes ago tell you to NOT open the door???”…
Mamacita says:
@Bird Like a few posters stated earlier, I think we’ve all been left at home at a young age for a night BUT for you to leave for DAYS is unacceplable! Most children aren’t mature enough, especially being left with the responsibility of taking care of a younger sibling. Anything can happen.
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not to mention, they were expected to go to school and come back to an empty house with no parents. That sounds scary. I have a hard time leaving my 17 yr old alone over night. I be worried sick.
Oil Sheen Jones (The artist formally kwn as Dawn Sheen) says:
She has her side teeth so that is a plus
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But why did they move to the front Dawn
Didn’t look out the window, peephole, ask who it was… not ISH. BFF told..her your momma gonna BEATCHO AZZ Getcho shat and come on. You sooooo not ready for this!
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But why did they move to the front Dawn
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well, it’s not that often I do this, but this evening I did. I logged in again just to say: I CAN’T.
My mother left me at home around noonish to go shope/eat with her sisters. She said, act like your hands work if you want to. Don’t answer my phone or my door. I don’t give a dayum if Jesus Christ himself comes to the door, you better pray he takes you with him cause if I find out you opened my door, Imma send yo azz to him. My grandparents arrived a couple hours after she left. I was in the window looking at them, looking at me, eating my pizza. I ain’t opened nan door, cause I didn’t want to go see Jesus just yet. Mama returned around 8PM, they were still in the driveway, saying yo mama gone beatcho azz now…she kissed me on the cheek and handed me my bags and said I’m glad you ain’t ready to meet Jesus yet.
#childabusethroughpschologicalmeanssucks
@ Smurfette – You backtracking statements and shyt!
@Choco
I just read your last post. I do set the tone! It just be louder than his, so he follows.
Kinda off-topic
I got into it agane with the bff because she was complaining about her having to pay her kid’s cell bill & I was like “she don’t need it, her grades aren’t where they should be” and she was all “well all the kids blah blah blah”, then I had to remind her of when we were younger, there wasn’t no personal phone time, no calling all through the night, none of that ish and that’s what’s wrong today, how they are all too accessible now!
And maybe if she wasn’t busy being all teched out she’d be a stronger student. I felt like Sassy and her friends’ convo, like maybe I should’ve just shut it.
Oh Lord, I miss those days
Its time for me to teen proof the house. I walked in the other day and EVERYBODY was sitting in the front room… just chilling.. *side eye*
This is strange!
My little cousin (a “fast” like you and me, Sass
) was there, so I said, “what the hail yall doing?” ….They was like oh we just chilling…got all the electronic devices buzzing and swerving and chit.
So as im putting up my keys and bags I say “let me go check my cameras and recorders…” Lil cuz jumped up , “Shaun you got cameras in here? Wait wait can they hear what we said????!!!!!”
LMAO IDK what they was talking about but they didnt want me to hear that chit.
Mamacita says:
@Bird Like a few posters stated earlier, I think we’ve all been left at home at a young age for a night BUT for you to leave for DAYS is unacceplable! Most children aren’t mature enough, especially being left with the responsibility of taking care of a younger sibling. Anything can happen.
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I understand what yall mean. It’s just that when I saw how old the kids were it took away some of the umph from the story for me. A 12 year old might be more trustworthy than a 16 year old that’s gonna be
while you’re away.
and
she kissed me on the cheek and handed me my bags and said I’m glad you ain’t ready to meet Jesus yet.
#childabusethroughpschologicalmeanssucks
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@Sass
Thats my point dammit if you don’t want no screaming and cursing then stop your damself
I opened the door once. Mama said dont open the door, circled the block and I opened the door. Not gone even talk about the scandalous stuff I did once I figured her schedule out.
WHY YOU GO WAAAY BACK ON YOUR LANGUAGE
Tatt girlllllll
I keeps it 90s. 
Funniest **** i read all day….
CD FENTY says:
@Tatted
We will have to kill her with a silver bullet ole wolf face ass
I could have sworn I seen her azz on the SyFy channel. She could be a science fictional character 
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So no kryptonite or stakes to the heart
@Hershey
Your azz!!
The point of not answering the door/phone is so that people don’t KNOW you home alone!! You weren’t supposed to just be seen in the window looking at them. They supposed to think NOBODY is home!!
You failed!
We had a big azz bay window in our living room. Sometimes, when I would see folks coming up on our front and I’d just happened to be about to walk near that big azzed window, I used to dive on the floor between the couch & coffee table so they couldnt see me.
Thought my azz was a Bond Girl.
I miss my childhood. I really do.
“My grandparents arrived a couple hours after she left. I was in the window looking at them, looking at me, eating my pizza. I ain’t opened nan door, cause I didn’t want to go see Jesus just yet.”
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Oh my goodness…that is too funny!
Ya’ll were up in here going ham on these people. Hope none of you see the day that you are posted up on sandrarose.com.
Tatted
this one time yo 
Hersh I done already told you imma be your mama when I grow up.
A hybrid: her and Mama KDub. I done already started collecting rotary phones and quotes about meeting The Maker.
Sandra Rose says:
West Coast Chick says:
she is absolutely GORGEOUS- Im completely jealous
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There is nothing wrong with her – other than her name. I feel sorry for some of you who are stuck on the false light skin standard of beauty
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Aint nobody said nothing about her complexion its that hustle hard bone structure. Her face be killing em. Hell I love chocolate
My mother left me at home around noonish to go shope/eat with her sisters. She said, act like your hands work if you want to. Don’t answer my phone or my door. I don’t give a dayum if Jesus Christ himself comes to the door, you better pray he takes you with him cause if I find out you opened my door, Imma send yo azz to him. My grandparents arrived a couple hours after she left. I was in the window looking at them, looking at me, eating my pizza. I ain’t opened nan door, cause I didn’t want to go see Jesus just yet. Mama returned around 8PM, they were still in the driveway, saying yo mama gone beatcho azz now…she kissed me on the cheek and handed me my bags and said I’m glad you ain’t ready to meet Jesus yet.
#childabusethroughpschologicalmeanssucks
But, but @Y’all. You was right.
I feel you though. I feel you. 
@Yall
You were supposed to learn from me & OTB! Don’t talk to nobody about their man, their kids or their purchases.
Yes. You definitely shoulda just kept it silent and kewte.
@LoveZoe
Girl….once I figured out my mama’s schedule…….. some days/nights, my house resembled a scene from Uncle Luke’s freak fest. #GoodTimes
@OTB
They were definitely doing something. I know that all too well. They see you coming up the walkway or key in the door and everybody cleans everything up and sits real straight and gets real silent. #DoneThisManyATime
I used to dive on the floor between the couch & coffee table so they couldnt see me.
My 42 y o ass did this the other day when I saw a stink bug in my room 
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@Sass I FAILED the test too when I was 12. The phone test. My dad ALWAYS worked 3rd shift and I used to be there supposedly SLEEP when he had me if he had to do OT….had told me don’t call nobody and skrait up GOT my dumb azz.
Walked in and did not pass go, collect his $200…walked right on in the room and hit REDIAL on me.
YES girls own the phone at that age @OTB
Upon reading his FB post, they said they’d travel for their kids NOT with their kids. I know ppl like that, always wanna vaca but, never take the kids and be irritated as hell with their partner when they do like, I didn’t wanna be bothered or bring them, YEW did so, i’mma go have fun like I had planned while YEW babysit.
I truly know a chick that told her fiancee that.
@OTB
They were up to something just like at my son bday party i go downstairs lil girls popping up off the sofa and chit
@Bird Shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit the way these kids are these days these 12yr olds would probably be:
She said, act like your hands work if you want to. Don’t answer my phone or my door. I don’t give a dayum if Jesus Christ himself comes to the door, you better pray he takes you with him cause if I find out you opened my door, Imma send yo azz to him.
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this sounds so familiar
I think we may have the same momma 
Funniest **** i read all day…. Yessss!
This chit here: I was in the window looking at them, looking at me, eating my pizza. Gawd, I die!
Why these niccas were up in vegas goin to strip clubs …thier kids were out throwing shopping carts off 4 story platforms targeting alabasters..
Sassy! Muthaf**king, Sassy! says:
@Hershey
Your azz!! The point of not answering the door/phone is so that people don’t KNOW you home alone!! You weren’t supposed to just be seen in the window looking at them. They supposed to think NOBODY is home!!
You failed!
We had a big azz bay window in our living room. Sometimes, when I would see folks coming up on our front and I’d just happened to be about to walk near that big azzed window, I used to dive on the floor between the couch & coffee table so they couldnt see me.
Thought my azz was a Bond Girl.
I miss my childhood. I really do.
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Sassy she said that too!!! I reminded her that she didn’t say I couldn’t people watch. I pulled my chair right to the big picture window, pulled them curtains back and watched people, watch me with my dumb azz. She just looked at me, pursed her lips and said “next time, it better look like the whole house is empty, or you will meet your maker sooner than you think smart azz. Me: but you are my maker I done met you already mama Her
Nhere says:
Ya’ll were up in here going ham on these people. Hope none of you see the day that you are posted up on sandrarose.com.
She dont do Florida Flavors so Im Gucci bew, how about you.
Bye CD
We had a big azz bay window in our living room. Sometimes, when I would see folks coming up on our front and I’d just happened to be about to walk near that big azzed window, I used to dive on the floor between the couch & coffee table so they couldnt see me.
Thought my azz was a Bond Girl.
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I just had a visual
<—-This face @This whole post
OutsidetheBox says:
Nhere says:
Ya’ll were up in here going ham on these people. Hope none of you see the day that you are posted up on sandrarose.com.
She dont do Florida Flavors so Im Gucci bew, how about you.
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fuking and completely
I was in the window looking at them, looking at me, eating my pizza.
hey Grandma and PaPa…..I so can’t open the door right now…but it shole ill nice to see yall 
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Waving and chit
SO no one cares that the stink bug wouldn’t die but it was making me want to _I_ <(fuk u emoticon)
My 42 y o ass did this the other day when I saw a stink bug in my room
*tears in my eyes* I darn near cussed my son out the otha day cause he was taking too long to come kill one.
Me and the girls done cleared the whole damn house and this fool in there taking his time, tombout pausing his game.
Mamacita
You ain’t neva lied.
@Kdub
DAMN! Your dad was smart! Iw onder if my momma tried that on me a few times. I know she used to come in like: “I know your azz was just on the phone.” (especially when I was supposed to be home alone & PUNISHED). Think Mama Sass may have got me caught up a few times and I ain’t even know.
@Choco
Girl, them things drive me wild! I saw one yesterday outside my apt door and swatted it off. Damn thing flew back around me in a circle and I couldnt find it. Went in the house, damn thing crawling up the back of my pants leg. Had to smush him with a piece of mail. BASTARD.
KDub says:
I was in the window looking at them, looking at me, eating my pizza.
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Waving and chit hey Grandma and PaPa…..I so can’t open the door right now…but it shole ill nice to see yall
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Yes I was, in between chews and swigs of soda and shyt. Papa was right up to the window yelling “gal let us in this dayum house it’s hot” Me:
followed by 
Ol girl look like a pregnant Whoopi!
*tears in my eyes* I darn near cussed my son out the otha day cause he was taking too long to come kill one.
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Girl, them things drive me wild! I saw one yesterday outside my apt door and swatted it off. Damn thing flew back around me in a circle and I couldnt find it. Went in the house, damn thing crawling up the back of my pants leg. Had to smush him with a piece of mail. BASTARD.
Girl I hat to text my friend I was home alone and it would not die then when it did i flushed it and it belly looked like and alligator belly 
THEY ARE THE WORSE
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Ace says:
Why these niccas were up in vegas goin to strip clubs …thier kids were out throwing shopping carts off 4 story platforms targeting alabasters..
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OutsidetheBox says:
Nhere says:
Ya’ll were up in here going ham on these people. Hope none of you see the day that you are posted up on sandrarose.com.
She dont do Florida Flavors so Im Gucci bew, how about you.
Yall have me hollering today 
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I dont even know why Sandra be encouraging us.
Damn shame really. First the close up of LaLa’s feet, now this lovely couple.
Ya’ll were up in here going ham on these people.
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What peepa? Shark-anetta and ‘Towain?
LIFE went HAM on THEY AZZ long time ago. You DO see what the fugg they look like right? Esp HUH azz. Looking like the love child of Mabel King and Barry White.
So, agane (@yall) they SO did not need our help.
Yall niggas was talkin a lot today! Jumpin from post to post and chit!
I must depart the building it’s been HILARIOUS as usual
and do some test runs on the kids tonight 
But Sassy/OTB, I am a problem solver, she knows this! Don’t call me with no whiny mess, because I begin to think “cause” and “solution” automatically. So, now I think she was just picking to start it w/me
This is the same one that allows “clean-version” dirty songs
She just should’ve called somebody else with it IMO not me, she knows me!
Imma be quiet next time
OutsidetheBox says:
Nhere says:
Ya’ll were up in here going ham on these people. Hope none of you see the day that you are posted up on sandrarose.com.
She dont do Florida Flavors so Im Gucci bew, how about you.
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fuking and completely
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OK, translation please
<—has a serious bug phobia.
I moved out of a house once cause my dear Uncle Wamon (God rest his soul
) couldnt find a hairy ass spider we spotted.
Im talking broke the lease, left the furniture behind AND moved. No ma'am!
LIFE went HAM on THEY AZZ long time ago. You DO see what the fugg they look like right? Esp HUH azz. Looking like the love child of Mabel King and Barry White.
(Gorillas in the mist) 
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And they called her DIGIT
Sometimes you need to get away.
Ol girl look like a pregnant Whoopi!
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*Passes @Man a blue solo cup…I have decided she is preggers with a keg of beer.
@Choco
I hate those things. As soon as the weather gets warm, they start coming out of nowhere. Killed one behind my tv yesterday. Killed one in my car last week (I had the sunroof open) and the one yesterday on my pants.
I be driving with my windows up and I don’t even go out on my damn balcony or open my apt windows when its warm out because of those things. Why they haven’t found a spray to off their azzes yet, I don’t know!!
<—has a serious bug phobia.
I moved out of a house once cause my dear Uncle Wamon (God rest his soul ) couldnt find a hairy ass spider we spotted.
Im talking broke the lease, left the furniture behind AND moved. No ma'am!
at you letting the spider win 
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I have insect/bug/reptile phobia as well Good googly moogly
Bye Hersh!
@Yall
and be silent. (You can talk about her like a dog in your head though.)
Don’t say anything else to her anymore, ok. Just let it go. Just
@OTB
<—- broke a lease because saw a roach outside the apt door.
He can HAVE that damn house. My mama was mad as hell. Cause yall know thats where I went.
@Sassy
OMG you just gave me some tips about driving with windows down a bish will hurt herself or someone and as far as a spray they have researched for years and can’t get rid of them they really make me ill…
One time a praying mantis was on my car from work to my drive home 15-20 mins and when I got out of my car I still walked fast to my door
First the close up of LaLa’s feet, now this lovely couple.
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And see that ish is also something that WE as a blog fam cannot HELP. Alani know her toe meat was not kosher. Is that OUR fault? No the fugg it is not.
Bish feets look like they belong in a pack of trotters (pigs feet) up at the Kroger.
He can HAVE that damn house. My mama was mad as hell. Cause yall know thats where I went.
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Your momma wanted to go find it and kill it huh
Imma be quiet next time
Ha. Good luck.
When you get quiet they say youre acting funny. Cant win!
KDub says:
Ya’ll were up in here going ham on these people.
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What peepa? Shark-anetta and ‘Towain?
LIFE went HAM on THEY AZZ long time ago. You DO see what the fugg they look like right? Esp HUH azz. Looking like the love child of Mabel King and Barry White.
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When did they start getting stink bugs in ATL & FL?
A couple of years ago, they seemed to ONLY be in DC/MD/VA/PA….they done migrated?
I went to my door once when i was told NOT to and said we aint home anybody ever done that Cray
I didnt read thur all thease post 
I saw the close up of LaLa’s feet and I was wondering if she knows how to give herself her own pedicures cuz that in between appts chit is gross!
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So, agane (@yall) they SO did not need our help.
Kdub, Brown used to say “agane”
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What city were those (cart throwing) kids in?
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@sassy – Do you get those living social deals? I saw one for a coupon fo boudior last week……
and Hershey what up ghul
I used to fukk some pickled pigs feet UP when I was a child.
caligirl says:
Sometimes you need to get away.
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shut the hell up!
A couple of years ago, they seemed to ONLY be in DC/MD/VA/PA….they done migrated?
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Yes they are horrible like secadas…. ICK
In NC we get them fuggin wata bugs. SWEET TODDLER JESUS. My sister lives 5 minutes away. We call HER to come kill them. We fuggin EVACUATE the PREMISES over them fukkas. Once me and 17 yo got brave and was tryna kill one ourselves and the focka started to fly. We did too. Right the fugg OUTTA DERE. It was in the washer. NO MA’AM SAM.
@Choco
A whole lot of folks say that dish detergent and water in a spray bottle does it. So does alcohol and water in a spray.
All these regular azz folks coming up with solutions and these damn scientists cant find one?
I used to only see like maybe 3-5 stinkbugs a year PERIOD, then in like 2010…..they were EVERYWHERE on EVERYTHING!
caligirl says:
Sometimes you need to get away.
Hey Cali 
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SWEET TODDLER JESUS.
Gotta use this ^^^^
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Sass Florida is the LAND of bugs. They come here and turn into something unkillable. The pest control folks ROUTINELY laugh at my ass about the struggles I have.
I frequently hear how I need ot move out of Fla.
Banana Spiders big as your fukking hand. 
Cockroaches that should pay fukkin rent! 
Choco aka Hippie says:
I saw the close up of LaLa’s feet and I was wondering if she knows how to give herself her own pedicures cuz that in between appts chit is gross!
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youd think with the money she has and her living in hotels, she could pay to have someone come over and do it for her. Some hotels even offer mani/ pedi’s in your hotel….guess she didnt get that memo
Your momma wanted to go find it and kill it huh\
West Coast Chick says:
caligirl says:
Sometimes you need to get away.
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shut the hell up!
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They probably got a real good special on groupon or something and plus they renewed they vows. GOOD FOR THEM….
Why did the cops come anyways. Did they run out of PB&Jelly and noodls?
@Sass
Well I do use whatever cleaning product I have in the house to disable that mofo from flying but it won’t kill it – that chit will dry up and you will see that damn dinosaur bug again – I flush them
Choco aka Hippie says:
SWEET TODDLER JESUS.
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Gotta use this ^^^^
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I damn near choked… you people are in- ****ing- sane
Cali Cali
@Cali
:heart living social.
I do!
@Kdub
I hate water bugs. I have not been to Mister’s grandparents house except twice since 2007 (from 04-07, I was there almost all day, every day.)
WAas getting out of his bed, about to put on my shoes and go home (at 2 AM in the morning), put my foot over the bed and stepped down and something squished under my foot. Looked down,,,HUGE azz waterbug.
I screamed and started crying and he jumped up and put his hand over my mouth.
I told him I wasn’t EVER coming back there, EVER! If he ain’t come to my place, he just won’t see me!
Shower just couldnt get the heebies jeebies offa me.
KDub says:
In NC we get them fuggin wata bugs. SWEET TODDLER JESUS. My sister lives 5 minutes away. We call HER to come kill them. We fuggin EVACUATE the PREMISES over them fukkas. Once me and 17 yo got brave and was tryna kill one ourselves and the focka started to fly. We did too. Right the fugg OUTTA DERE. It was in the washer. NO MA’AM SAM.
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caligirl says:
West Coast Chick says:
caligirl says:
Sometimes you need to get away.
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shut the hell up!
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They probably got a real good special on groupon or something and plus they renewed they vows. GOOD FOR THEM….
Why did the cops come anyways. Did they run out of PB&Jelly and noodls?
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and the focka started to fly. We did too. Right the fugg OUTTA DERE
Sweet toddler Jesus
I am so happy to be in like company. Mama really be trying to make me feel like a fool bout my lil problem. 
We was held hostage outta the laundry room recently. She had to come take care of that cause Dread was gone for the weekend.
My father heard tho cuz that last whack did the job real talk!
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Chile this is sad but I call on my father and the Lord cuz them things will make me implode and deflate all life outta me when I was home I was like DAD why won’t it die screaming to the heavens
@Kdub – Yes, I’ll have to use that….see below….
Sweet Toddler Jesus Whoppi Goldberg is preggers.
guess she didnt get that memo
IJS! Isnt there a bish on staff?? What Po doing? Dice? Somebody would be taking care of my feet! You know she feeding all them!
@OTB
I know that a lot of oflks in florida have problems with those baby lizards in their house too. THAT- I can’t fukk with.
GROSSS!!!!!
@Choco
I grab em with tissue and flush them. They don’t bite so I’m not too scared of them, they’re just annoying.
OutsidetheBox says:
Sass Florida is the LAND of bugs. They come here and turn into something unkillable. The pest control folks ROUTINELY laugh at my ass about the struggles I have.
I frequently hear how I need ot move out of Fla. Banana Spiders big as your fukking hand. Cockroaches that should pay fukkin rent!
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I’ve never had a bug problem, but I did have an army of ant once and I sprayed them with EasyOff oven cleaner, them bishes burned that day. But I messed up the wooden floor real bad
#rental 
My father heard tho cuz that last whack did the job real talk!
Hey @ Cali
I damn near choked… you people are in- ****ing- sane
Wanting to look like Precious azz having self
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Aw chit look at Miss Hoighty Toighty You People
OutsidetheBox says:
guess she didnt get that memo
IJS! Isnt there a bish on staff?? What Po doing? Dice? Somebody would be taking care of my feet! You know she feeding all them!
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baby lizards
I had to get rid of my cat behind them. And crickets. They will bring them in to you.
And them pink ones? That yo ucan see thru?
Its so tough to live here!
@WCC
“….I saw an ant’s eyeball pupil! I dont even know they had them freaked me the fuk out!”
Choco aka Hippie says:
I damn near choked… you people are in- ****ing- sane
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Aw chit look at Miss Hoighty Toighty You People Wanting to look like Precious azz having self
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why won’t it die screaming to the heavens
In miami an dother down south areas the bugs as big as small hispanics.
The lizards are like kimono dragons. I know why the ppl crazy down there!
I saw the close up of LaLa’s feet and I was wondering if she knows how to give herself her own pedicures cuz that in between appts chit is gross!
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YO! I am a regulah Joe Schmoette and I KEEPS my shat decent at all times! You RIGHT about in betwix appts! Never know when Imma step out. Neva know when Imma get some and my dude might take a peek. And I got the kinda feet that unless pedicured on a reg…they get all ashy and shat and look like I been hopscotchin in chalk barefooted.
you see how I did dat?
No, did we see how you had Aunty believing you??
you see how I did dat?
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One virgo to another
@Yall
My Daddy still hears me when I whine
yall got me tearing up over here
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We spray every 6 fuggin WEEKS to keep them wata bugs the fugg AWAY. Let me text my daughter cause dayum it I don’t remma LAST time we sprayed and its been raining this week. I done had to suck one of them up in the vaccum cleaner hose once cause sis won’t home…I was tired..home alone…and was NOT leaving and dayum it…dayum wata bug HAD to GOOOOOOOOOO. And then put the vac in the girls’ bathroom and stuffed a towel underneef the door!
@Yall
Thats aight. You mighta fukked up them wood floors, but you saved them a trip to the exterminator.
@OTB
Pink lizards you can see through? Seriously? WTF?!
*crosses South FL offa list of places to possibly move to*
they get all ashy and shat and look like I been hopscotchin in chalk barefooted.
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Chiiid chile Sweet Toddler Jesus my momma taught all my sisters how to do our nails and feet – so Limchum aint seeing my money!
@Kdub
Them damned water bugs wouldnt be so scary if them muhfukkas werent so damned big and squishy.
*shivers*
Everybody says I need to employ that vacuum trick! I cant even get close enough and then I wonder if they can escape! Like spiders! You know the fukkas sneaky!
And then put the vac in the girls’ bathroom and stuffed a towel underneef the door!
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Child Traumatizer
Ya’ll just watch the first 2 mins of this. My coworkers got me about to try this sh*t on a challenge.
http:// http://www.youtube .com /watch?v=Cyk7utV_D2I
Remove the spaces.
Everybody says I need to employ that vacuum trick! I cant even get close enough and then I wonder if they can escape! Like spiders! You know the fukkas sneaky!
You hear me 
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Nawwww my sanity is knowing the motha is
Choco aka Hippie says:
you see how I did dat?
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One virgo to another
@Yall
#mybad
My Daddy still hears me when I whine
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Oh no Choco, is he not with us anymore? *stops laughing*
*picks right back up laughing* NOW, that was funny yo!
Yes @Sass. You dont no “critters” till you move to Florida. If it aint racoons, possum and deer, its gators, spiders, and sizable ass lizards.
Ya’ll just watch the first 2 mins of this. My coworkers got me about to try this sh*t on a challenge.
www .youtube .com /watch?v=Cyk7utV_D2I
Remove the spaces.
Crazy! SMH
@kdub – I’ve seen feet like that before….looking like she puts down cement walks with her feet.
I bet she gotta booboo that tummy on swole..her bowel movements cannot be regular..
Right! @Y’all this man gone HOME and Choc calling to ask why the bug aint dead!
Thats why it was so funny to me.
@Yall
He is HOME with the LORD! I’ve never felt closer to him TRUE!
My dad isn’t on this tired ass planet anymore
Chiiid chile Sweet Toddler Jesus my momma taught all my sisters how to do our nails and feet – so Limchum aint seeing my money!
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Sassy, if you want to burn somebody’s wooden floor minus the fire, just use EasyOff
Right! @Y’all this man gone HOME and Choc calling to ask why the bug aint dead!
Cuz that last whack after 5 previous ones didn’t work until I cried out to Daddy – the Lord works in mysterious ways Im a believer
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But Im telling yall my Daddy heard me
www .youtube .com /watch?v=Cyk7utV_D2I
That bish clearly isnt a baker!
Sandra, her color doesn’t have anything to do with her being ugly. Ugly don’t discriminate.
I bet she gotta booboo that tummy on swole..her bowel movements cannot be regular..
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Hey Smokie!
I mean gosh, look at Whoopie Goldberg’s daughter. Light and ugly.
Choco aka Hippie says:
@Yall
He is HOME with the LORD! I’ve never felt closer to him TRUE!
My dad isn’t on this tired ass planet anymore
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Amen to that!
But, please font the next time you have to call his name
Hey OTB!
But, please font the next time you have to call his name
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NOPE
I believe too @Choc. I was laughing at myself the other day…asking for frivolous stuff and one of my relatives need the sweet hand of our relatives way than me.
I was praying that the Starbuck’s was still open. Damn shame really.
you guys cannot make me laugh this hard before i go to bible study…i’m afraid to go to the derek j post. but off I go!
I’m out Good night errrybody!
Someone make my fingas stop Im about to make some inquiries
I was praying that the Starbuck’s was still open. Damn shame really
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I cant even shame you I hate when I go to the Beer/Wine to pick up my Medical Doctor (MD20/20) and them gutter buckets that stay home all day drank every effn bottle I was like please don’t make me go in this store and my Medical Doctor isn’t there
Choco,
#butgoifitsrealfunny
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brwnbutafly says:
you guys cannot make me laugh this hard before i go to bible study…i’m afraid to go to the derek j post. but off I go!
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Good Night Cali
Imma do a whole day recap and then I am out….
thanks for the SR Comedy Hour!
Someone make my fingas stop Im about to make some inquiries
NO BISH STOP!!!
I know your font too well. Go to the Trayvon post! GN! 
@Yall
It aint funny that chit Im about to inquire about is serious like Whoopi’s daughter being light and ugly I was just wondering
I was like please don’t make me go in this store and my Medical Doctor isn’t there
@YALLC
<~~~~~~~~~~ did you find cheap tickets for this wknd?
@SASS need hotel options???
NO BISH STOP!!! I know your font too well. Go to the Trayvon post!
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Okay Leaving NOW
@Choco @Yall
RECAP
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Sweet Toddler Jesus (@Coaretained) its been a LONG day.
*El Debarge stilllllllll fuggin with that crack rock. That dude been a crackhead since 1984.
*Derek J and his sausage footed self got into it with a fellow fish over the lacefront that was super glued to Cafeteria’s dome piece.
*Ray J
on a legend and has it on videotape and the lil fukka tryna buy some REAL shoes vs. flip flops and is tryna release it.
*LaLa’s feet look like she is a modern day Betty Rubble. Or a UNLV Running Rebel (in honor of March Madness). That bish feet is TORE.
*DESE muthafukkas done left to go to Vegas and left lil Shaquanetta and ‘Twoin at the house. All so this big bish could literally belly up to a buffet. I bet that stomach of hers got a spigot like box wine underneef it and Bud Light comes out of it.
*There is a new Trayvon post but I don’t do those so I am out.
This recap has come to you from KDub on this here day that the Lord has gave…21 of March tew thousand and twelf
…21 of March tew thousand and twelf
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Okay, per said Kdub Recap, Imma go back and look at lala’s hooves
Frenchie,
But I did find a good one to CA 
I’m done!
hey its income tax season, nothing surprises me anymore
WHY!?!?!??!!!!!
Everytime I miss logging in, I miss all the fun! Dayum! Fe called this bish Ceasar!
“Derek J and his sausage footed self”
wow! i shouldn’t be shocked, because these are the times we are living in, but i am…
OMG I usually dont have time to post but I am able to “lurk” throughout the day to get my usual dose of humor from the SR fam but this^^^^^this I missed out on and now im playing catch up on the post from yesterday. I AM SCREAMING!!!!!!
Charlie Murphy said it best , these people are ” High-Funtioning Retards”…
Really???
5 Oil Sheen Jones (The artist formally kwn as Dawn Sheen) says:
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Who the bish on the tv in the 2nd pic behind hustle hard and Irv Gotti?
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Shanpreta….I.CANTTTT…it hurts too much……God bless da chilren tho!