Premiere: Usher – Climax

Usher’s new music video “Climax” premiered simultaneously this morning in the U.S., Canada and Britain. The song is about a man whose relationship with his woman tests the limits of his endurance..

The video, which was described in a press release as “dramatic, highly-suspenseful and attention-gripping” was shot in Atlanta and directed by Sam Pilling. “Climax” is from his forthcoming album due out later this spring. The single was produced by Diplo.

The “Climax” premiere coincides with VEVO’s unveiling of a major platform update, revamping their VEVO.COM and VEVO apps for iPhone, Android and Facebook, offering viewers a more personal, social and innovative viewing experience.



 



  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3jsZhYyyPuI FeFe

    I keep hearing about this song…I’ll have to try and watch the vid on my phone…

  • TPtotalpackage

    Love this song. This link to the video doesn’t work.

  • Shuga Honey

    and a happy freaky friday to you too, Ursh :dance:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3jsZhYyyPuI FeFe

    Darn it, my phone blocked it!

  • NaijaGal

    The video has been removed by user…None of us can see it @FeFe

  • TamMyCEO

    :wink: :yes:

  • ryand91

    I’ll pass.

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FeuqgD6GKjw&feature=related French KI$$E$

    :yahoo: loveeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeesssss it!

    i’ve felt this way a time or two

    this song aint about sex tho #forthosewhoaintknow

  • TPtotalpackage

    Usher’s label refuses to let him cast a senior citizen as his love interest in a video. I can’t take the visual seriously without a Golden Girl starring in it. This album is going to be everything though.

  • TPtotalpackage

    It works on Vevo.

  • CFREE

    Luv this song :love:

  • Bootcampgirl

    <–likes this song

  • lady_cn

    :yawn:

    Wait are his pants saggin in that 1st pic? :nono: Usher

  • Detective Iheart

    Ion like the scruffy dirty look he got going on but this song makes me hawyne :ashamed:

  • CFREE

    TPtotalpackage says:

    Usher’s label refuses to let him cast a senior citizen as his love interest in a video. I can’t take the visual seriously without a Golden Girl starring in it. This album is going to be everything though.

    _______________________________________________________________________

    :ghost: :rofl:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3jsZhYyyPuI FeFe

    @Naija

    Thanks sweets! :)

  • Detective Iheart

    @TP, I hope its back up to confessions standard :yes: cause I wasnt feeling his last 2 albums to much :shrugs:

  • CD FENTY

    :coffee:

  • candibfly

    yes his leggings are sagging in the first pic

  • I Go There

    Eh its okay… But if you put on that Seduction
    You looking for trouble.

  • http://m.youtube.com/index?desktop_uri=%2F&gl=US#/watch?v=6MO_fg6wqo0 NOLAMisses

    My baby daddy!! I love Ursh!! :love:
    Hey all :waves:

  • ryand91

    I just can’t with Usher, all his music since Confessions has been a$$ to me.

  • Detective Iheart

    I Go There says:

    Eh its okay… But if you put on that Seduction
    You looking for trouble
    _____________

    I’ve always wanted to strip for hubby to that dayum song!!

  • !*LaKErCHiC@*!

    Eh can’t hear it… Seduction huh?

  • CD FENTY

    :lol: @IGO being the blog sex therapist

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dEureObx87M JMO

    Good point IGO :lol:

  • VDot

    Eh its okay… But if you put on that Seduction .
    __________________________

    Nucca WHAT?!?! Hands down my favorite Usher song! I dances and everythang for it.

    :whistle: You got my attention/Now whatcha gon do with it :whistle: <- :heart: that line. I use it in real life :yes:

  • yallcrazy

    :zzz:

  • Detective Iheart

    Anybody else thiink Ursher is getting to damn old to be doing random ass dance breaks in his videos?? :ido:

  • CD FENTY

    Has anyone seen the new Jenny Craig commercial with Mariah sitting on that couch acting like a counselor and then at the ends whips her dress all around BABY BYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE. STRAIGHT COMEDY

  • http://www.amazon.com/gotta-make-Heaven-going-thru/product-reviews/1448656729/ref=sr_1_1_cm_cr_acr_t iscream

    RIP BIG!!!

    “The greatest rapper of all timed died on March 9th”

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FeuqgD6GKjw&feature=related French KI$$E$

    song aint about sex :coffee:

  • I Go There

    Detective Iheart says:

    I Go There says:

    Eh its okay… But if you put on that Seduction
    You looking for trouble
    _____________

    I’ve always wanted to strip for hubby to that dayum song!!
    _____________________________

    Ive had that… Hell ive even strip to it.
    That song works… EVERYTIME.

  • yallcrazy

    Welp, this spot seems most appropriate for Confessions Friday :shrug:

    Rules:
    1. Nobody call nobody a “hoe”
    2. Nobody call nobody a “whore”
    3. Nobody “hence” nobody

    :coffee:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FeuqgD6GKjw&feature=related French KI$$E$

    @CD i always fast fwd her commercials :lol:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3jsZhYyyPuI FeFe

    @CD

    I saw that chit and I was really confused for a second…Mariah is really doing TOO MUCH…

  • http://www.amazon.com/gotta-make-Heaven-going-thru/product-reviews/1448656729/ref=sr_1_1_cm_cr_acr_t iscream

    *time

  • I Go There

    CD FENTY says:

    :lol: @IGO being the blog sex therapist
    _________________________________

    Its something I cant control.

  • yallcrazy

    Det. Is he still moonwalking and ish?!?!?? :lol:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FeuqgD6GKjw&feature=related French KI$$E$

    @YALLC you still got “i ain’t a hoe” baby tees left? :thinking:

  • CD FENTY

    @Yall
    Yeah its pretty boring so far waiting for the next person to be dragged :coffee:

  • Ty

    Uh Ursh..the grown and sexy dont like men in skinny jeans with their azz out :nono: You’ve been dating seniors long enough to know better :coffee:

    :wave: @ all

  • CookieMonsterZ

    What about..

    4. Nobody tell nobody to “suck a cheesy one”

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FeuqgD6GKjw&feature=related French KI$$E$

    :danban: <~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ me moonwalking

  • yallcrazy

    Frenchie :yahoo: :steer: <–SR Chopper :D

  • Detective Iheart

    I Go There says:

    Detective Iheart says:

    I Go There says:

    Eh its okay… But if you put on that Seduction
    You looking for trouble
    _____________

    I’ve always wanted to strip for hubby to that dayum song!!
    _____________________________

    Ive had that… Hell ive even strip to it.

    That song works… EVERYTIME.

    ___________________

    And why are you single again :thinking:

  • NaijaGal

    I just watched it on another site…I’m confused…someone feel free to help me u/s if he actually proceeded or was playing out scenarios if he did proceed

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3jsZhYyyPuI FeFe

    @yall

    You kick if off…what’s your confession???

  • I Go There

    yallcrazy says:

    Welp, this spot seems most appropriate for Confessions Friday

    Rules:
    1. Nobody call nobody a “hoe”
    2. Nobody call nobody a “whore”
    3. Nobody “hence” nobody
    ____________________________________________

    Ill start…

    Yesterday

    *sigh

    I was doing the steps to “Love on top” :ashamed:

    But its pretty much the same steps as “If it isnt Love”

    :lol:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FeuqgD6GKjw&feature=related French KI$$E$

    Ush does need to pull his pants up………make him look like his ass reaks

  • yallcrazy

    French KI$$E$ says:

    @YALLC you still got “i ain’t a hoe” baby tees left?
    ——————
    :yes: YEAH, we’ve got the whole box left :rofl:

    :dead:

  • Detective Iheart

    I like the video and it makes me think that this vidoe is the prequal to other songs/videos like confessions was :yes:

  • I Go There

    Detective Iheart says:

    I Go There says:

    Detective Iheart says:

    I Go There says:

    Eh its okay… But if you put on that Seduction
    You looking for trouble
    _____________

    I’ve always wanted to strip for hubby to that dayum song!!
    _____________________________

    Ive had that… Hell ive even strip to it.

    That song works… EVERYTIME.

    ___________________

    And why are you single again
    __________________________

    :lol:

    Iheart

    Its a choice

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3jsZhYyyPuI FeFe

    CookieMonsterZ says:

    What about..

    4. Nobody tell nobody to “suck a cheesy one”

    _________

    :D I read that shyt yesterday…wtf…

  • NaijaGal

    I blame Jenny Craig…they should’ve left it when they had the :whistle: 1-800-blah blah-JENNY…and ever since they started using celebrities they’ve all gained back the wait except ole girl from One Day at A Time

  • candibfly

    that was my first time hearing suck a cheesy one. it don’t sound half bad tho #hungry :ashamed:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dEureObx87M JMO

    iheart :rofl:

  • yallcrazy

    Somebody told somebody to suck a cheesy one? for real :rofl: I thought yall made that one up, I only say to to that to a fat monkey :ashamed:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dEureObx87M JMO

    candibfly says:

    that was my first time hearing suck a cheesy one. it don’t sound half bad tho #hungry :ashamed:
    _____________________________________________________________________

    got dammit I just spit out my juice!!! :rofl:

  • candibfly

    they just gave up on khadijah too. she had like one commercial and they were like fvck it, this bytch ain’t never gon lose no weight :rofl:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FeuqgD6GKjw&feature=related French KI$$E$

    @Naj he wants his girl back but she’s moved on
    so as he sat in the car he contempleted doing those 3 diff scenarios
    in the end he just left and did nothing

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3jsZhYyyPuI FeFe

    :dead: @I Go

    Please don’t fall under the Yak’s spell! :rofl:

  • Detective Iheart

    :dead: @ Igo doing the steps to love on top :rofl: I do the steps every time it comes on in the car :lol:

  • CD FENTY

    @French & Fe

    While I watching it I was like REALLY MARIAH sitting across from this lady who is crying :rolleyes: and at the end when she started whipping that damn dress I just fell out :rofl: :rofl:

  • ryand91

    :offtopic: Anybody in here really into physical fitness?

  • Ty

    candibfly says:

    that was my first time hearing suck a cheesy one. it don’t sound half bad tho #hungry
    _______________
    :rofl:

  • !*LaKErCHiC@*!

    We got a skriper? :popcorn:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rCr4EJSUcCU Zoe B.

    I :love: this vid, and his hair

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3jsZhYyyPuI FeFe

    Rule number 5:

    If you say some shyt that’s blatantly obvious, don’t try to act like that ain’t what you saying… :coffee

    I’m sure some folks can figure out what that means ^^^^^

  • Detective Iheart

    So the suck a cheesy one was real :ghost:

  • CD FENTY

    ryand91 says:

    Anybody in here really into physical fitness?
    ***********************
    NO :coffee:

    :lol:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FeuqgD6GKjw&feature=related French KI$$E$

    Detective Iheart says:

    @ Igo doing the steps to love on top I do the steps every time it comes on in the car

    __________________________________________

    :stop: wait IGO said that :lol: i thought it was one of ya females

    :rofl:

  • candibfly

    i’m into reading about physical fitness, but actually doing it… :-/

    where sassy at? she seem like she into exercising and whatnot

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3jsZhYyyPuI FeFe

    @ryand

    I persistently partake in working out on my elliptical machine and riding my husband…does that count?

  • GeminEyez

    Those Leggings smh

  • yallcrazy

    Ryan, :stop: not today yo :rofl:

    ——————————-

    Igo doing the steps to love on top

    *picturing this now* :lol:

  • Detective Iheart

    @Zoe, I HATE his hair :no: His head dont look right with that mullet/Mohawk either :nono: It look like a fugged up sshag my uncles and brother used to have (what yall know bout them shags)

  • CookieMonsterZ

    @Fe :yes:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FeuqgD6GKjw&feature=related French KI$$E$

    R.I.P BIGGIE

    *pours out a little of this henny*

    *head nod*

  • yallcrazy

    Detective Iheart says:

    So the suck a cheesy one was real :ghost:
    ———————-
    :rules: You ain’t on your job yo, we need a REAL detective :rofl:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FeuqgD6GKjw&feature=related French KI$$E$

    :stop: <~~~~~~~~~~ don't this remind you of a super hero about to save the day??? :lol:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dEureObx87M JMO

    CD FENTY says:

    ryand91 says:

    Anybody in here really into physical fitness?
    ***********************
    NO :coffee:

    :lol:
    ________________________________________________________

    :rofl: :rofl:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3jsZhYyyPuI FeFe

    @I Go

    Confession: ‘Love on Top’ came on the radio a couple of weeks ago and my husband turned that shyt up like it was ‘Hard in the Paint’ or something…he said that was his SHYT! I looked at him like :blink: …he was like, “I like it at the end of the song when she keeps singing higher…” :rofl:

  • yallcrazy

    Twin, did you make your custom measuring tape yet?
    Have you opened the package to the Flexbelt yet? :waiting:

  • !*LaKErCHiC@*!

    French :koolaid:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FeuqgD6GKjw&feature=related French KI$$E$

    suck a chessy one bytch!!!!!!!!!!

    :lol:

  • EB

    I love the song and video.

    Tameka, techno music and age sucked all the sexy out of Usher :(

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dEureObx87M JMO

    FeFe says:

    Rule number 5:

    If you say some shyt that’s blatantly obvious, don’t try to act like that ain’t what you saying… :coffee

    I’m sure some folks can figure out what that means ^^^^^
    _____________________________________________________________________

    :tape:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FeuqgD6GKjw&feature=related French KI$$E$

    @LAkes :koolaid: shyt is real yo

  • !*LaKErCHiC@*!

    Fefe I :heart: that song

  • Daisy

    @ryan I am a gym rat what’s up?

    I was just listening to You Got it Bad

    This song is ok better than what we have been getting from Usher

  • yallcrazy

    French KI$$E$ says:

    <~~~~~~~~~~ don't this remind you of a super hero about to save the day???
    :no: Nope, to me it means :stop: STOP, HAMMER TIME! *does the typewriter* :lol:

    ———–
    :rofl: @Mr.Fi :hug:

  • Ty

    yallcrazy says:

    Detective Iheart says:

    So the suck a cheesy one was real
    ———————-
    You ain’t on your job yo, we need a REAL detective
    _____________________
    Nope u slipping Iheart

    *snatches your flashlight and walks off* :rofl:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FeuqgD6GKjw&feature=related French KI$$E$

    :lol: @ MR.FEFE jamming to “Love On Top”

  • !*LaKErCHiC@*!

    :think: who can suck a cheesy one?

  • Detective Iheart

    @Fe, Don’t you be judging that man :rofl:
    :whistle:
    Baby it’s you.
    You’re the one I love.
    You’re the one I need.
    You’re the only one I see.
    Come on baby it’s you.

    You’re the one that gives your all.
    You’re the one I can always call.
    When I need you make everything stop.
    Finally you put my love on top.

    Ooh! Come on baby.
    You put my love on top, top, top, top, top.
    You put my love on top.
    Ooh oooh! Come on baby.
    You put my love on top, top, top, top, top.
    My love on top.
    My love on top.

  • yallcrazy

    suck and swallow a fat chessy one bish!!!!!!!!!!

  • candibfly

    @twin i haven’t. u know me so well. i have a disease, where i buy stuff and forget i have it or open the box like 3 weeks later :crying: why me?!

    but i am gonna cut up a pillow case tonight and make my measuring tape, and open the box…after i buy my girl scout cookies :crying:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FeuqgD6GKjw&feature=related French KI$$E$

    @YALL WIDTM !!

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3jsZhYyyPuI FeFe

    @JMO

    I’m about to email you… :grill:

  • candibfly

    what kind of cheese tho? :think:

  • Phrozen1der

    @Fefe :dead:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FeuqgD6GKjw&feature=related French KI$$E$

    what exactly is a “cheesy one” :think:

  • Detective Iheart

    Drops my head in shame cause I’ve been stripped on my detective badge :kona: :sad:

  • yallcrazy

    Ty says:

    yallcrazy says:

    Detective Iheart says:

    So the suck a cheesy one was real
    ———————-
    You ain’t on your job yo, we need a REAL detective
    _____________________
    Nope u slipping Iheart

    *snatches your flashlight and walks off*
    :hahaha:

    Watch out Ty, she’s gonna get in that lil car at the mall with the lights on it and chase you :lol:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FeuqgD6GKjw&feature=related French KI$$E$

    how big is the “cheesy one” :think:

  • Detective Iheart

    @Candi, THe kind in the can :yes:

  • http://youtu.be/hsYI8CPUQsc YSoSrs

    No thanks. :coffee:

    (goes scrolling)

  • CookieMonsterZ

    People in here not following the rules already :coffee:

    :lol:

  • Ty

    EB says:

    I love the song and video.

    Tameka, techno music and age sucked all the sexy out of Usher

    ______________
    Yeah the Crypt Keeper drained his azz :coffee: Now he needs some Geritol or some shyt

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rCr4EJSUcCU Zoe B.

    @IHeart It looks fun to grab on during :hump:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3jsZhYyyPuI FeFe

    Don’t get me wrong, I like the song, but that nukka was acting like ‘Cupid Shuffle’ came on or something :rofl:

  • Detective Iheart

    @Fe, when your hubby said thats his SHYT did he sound like Katt in American hustle?? That’s how I heard it when I read it :rofl:

  • !*LaKErCHiC@*!

    I want some cheese sticks now

  • yallcrazy

    Twin, open it yo! You’re “money-back” days are counting! :rules:

    Frenchie, :wail: Why do you do this way yo?! :lol: *deep sigh* #lost

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3jsZhYyyPuI FeFe

    candibfly says:

    what kind of cheese tho? :think:

    ________

    In the reference of which it was made yesterday, my money is on it being Dyck Cheese! :rofl: :hurl:

  • Detective Iheart

    So :gossip: which hoe is sucking on a chessy one :thinking: Lemme go find out

  • Ty

    yallcrazy says:

    Ty says:

    yallcrazy says:

    Detective Iheart says:

    So the suck a cheesy one was real
    ———————-
    You ain’t on your job yo, we need a REAL detective
    _____________________
    Nope u slipping Iheart

    *snatches your flashlight and walks off*

    Watch out Ty, she’s gonna get in that lil car at the mall with the lights on it and chase you
    ___________________
    :steer: Running behind me yelling I see u!!! :rofl:

  • ryand91

    @Daisy, I’m trying to drop 50 lbs in 3-4 months. You got any suggestions?

  • Phrozen1der

    @FeFe :rofl: Did he like pump his fist in the air and then go into his zone when he said that shyt???

  • CookieMonsterZ

    That canned cheese is good! I put that on some layered nachos and throw it in the oven..

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FeuqgD6GKjw&feature=related French KI$$E$

    “I’ll put Chante Moore pu$$y in stitches
    I’ll f*ck Rupaul..
    Before I f*ck them ugly ass X-scape b*tches
    You can 76 the 69… try 68
    Did Raven Simone call date rape?”

    :stop: did he really say this :blink:

  • yallcrazy

    :dead: Fi :rofl:

    Cookie, what rules? Those “rules” are only for Confessions Friday, which has yet to begin :coffee:

    We’re going in alphabetical order :coffee: Candi, Det, Fi, next…

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3jsZhYyyPuI FeFe

    @Iheart

    :rofl: nah, he said it with a bit of nervousness and embarrassment in his voice, that’s when he clarified that he liked it at the end when she kept singing higher and higher! :rofl:

  • Daisy

    Ushers that’s what its made for still goes hard :hump:

  • candibfly

    u must mean the other candi…waits for her to confess :coffee:

  • Phrozen1der

    @Ryan Drop the redmeat and pork,eat chicken as a replacement or ground turkey. No liquor,limit your sweet intake and drink lots of water along with your regular workout… :thumbsup:

  • NaijaGal

    @ryan, do you drink sodas, juices, eat sweets (candy, cakes)???

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FeuqgD6GKjw&feature=related French KI$$E$

    “canned cheese” :hurl:

  • LiberianJewels7

    Love this song… Usher is ummm not cute anymore. :( Can’t figure our why. Oh that reminds me to tell my son he is 8 now. Clean your own room, put up the clothes I folded for you & sleep in your room. Not a momma boy fan and I definitely don’t want my son to develop a Oedipus complex.

  • Shuga Honey

    ryand91 says:

    Anybody in here really into physical fitness?
    _______________________________________________

    me. not because i like it but because being past a certain weight seems really uncomfortable and i wanna set a good example for my kids and i like being able to meet a goal. right now my goal is to run the nyc marathon.

    i walk home from work everyday. from midtown manhattan to harlem. 4 miles. plus, kickboxing, bootcamp, jp morgan chase corp. challenge, pole aerobics and whatever else peaks my interest.

  • CD FENTY

    ryand91 says:
    @Daisy, I’m trying to drop 50 lbs in 3-4 months. You got any suggestions?
    *********************
    **Acts like I’m doing something else but secretly waits on Daisy response

    :whistle:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FeuqgD6GKjw&feature=related French KI$$E$

    maybe @fandice can tell us a story

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3jsZhYyyPuI FeFe

    @Phrozen

    Kinda sorta, he just started swaying his head and kept driving giving off the vibe that he wanted me to leave him be with his song! :rofl:

  • CookieMonsterZ

    @Yall, it may still apply.. you never know what confession might pop up.

  • I Go There

    FeFe says:

    @I Go

    Confession: ‘Love on Top’ came on the radio a couple of weeks ago and my husband turned that shyt up like it was ‘Hard in the Paint’ or something…he said that was his SHYT! I looked at him like …he was like, “I like it at the end of the song when she keeps singing higher…”
    ______________________________________________________________________

    I caught myself doing that to “Best thing I never had”
    Till this day Im still ashamed.

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FeuqgD6GKjw&feature=related French KI$$E$

    but when was usher ever cute?

    i guess i never found him attractive

    i always had crushes on the rappers :lol:

    well i did crush on Montell Jordan

  • I Go There

    Oh and Yes Laker

    We got a stripper… :lol:

  • Phrozen1der

    @FeFe :rofl: I would’ve been in stitches…

  • candibfly

    limit carbs too (i won’t say cut out bc i think this is impossible to do, i love bread! :crying: )

    try to eat more fruits and veggies (this is hard for me bc i hate them)

    but yes, drop the soda and juice and drink water

    stick to lean meats, like turkey and chicken breast

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3jsZhYyyPuI FeFe

    @Shuga Honey

    Your gravie makes me sad… :(

  • Mochacashmere

    candibfly says:

    yes his leggings are sagging in the first pic

    _____________________________________________________________

    :hahahah:

  • Daisy

    @ryan Diet is 80% working out is 20% you are young so you shld be ok. Cardio Cardio Cardio (at least 45-1hr 4-5x a wk when trying to lose)try to do weights at least 2-3x as well. Good Luck

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3jsZhYyyPuI FeFe

    I Go There says:

    FeFe says:

    @I Go

    Confession: ‘Love on Top’ came on the radio a couple of weeks ago and my husband turned that shyt up like it was ‘Hard in the Paint’ or something…he said that was his SHYT! I looked at him like …he was like, “I like it at the end of the song when she keeps singing higher…”
    ______________________________________________________________________

    I caught myself doing that to “Best thing I never had”
    Till this day Im still ashamed.

    ____________

    :casket:

  • yallcrazy

    I can see gravis now. Igo what is that? #serious

    Yeah I like “this is how we do” Montell too.

    Twin, I was talmbout you confessing how many girls scout boxes and such :rofl:

  • http://www.gravatar.com/avatar/db78ef2b213fd6958c1aa6773fe9a6dc?s=80 jeniefrumdabloc

    :coffee: Good afternoon people

  • Ty

    137 French KI$$E$ says:

    but when was usher ever cute?

    i guess i never found him attractive

    _____________
    He did have the Curious George thing going but he was still phuckable back in the day but the Crypt Keeper gave his azz some permanent kryptonite. All is swag is gone :shrug:

  • ryand91

    @Candi, I don’t drink sodas, they eff my stomach up. My worst eating habit is my portion control, I overate and I’m trying to do better.

  • CookieMonsterZ

    @French, canned nacho cheese.. It’s what most places use on nachos. Or am I missing some other meaning to it? :think:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dEureObx87M JMO

    Fe :hahaha: I emailed you back :coffee:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3jsZhYyyPuI FeFe

    @Frenchy

    I have NEVER found Usher attractive either…he ALWAYS resembled a “Hero in a Half-Shell” to me… :shrugs:

  • candibfly

    twin well i decided to only buy one box of thin mints :yes: #moderation #iaintgotthemoneyyo

    even 30 minutes a day of cardio is fine. just get out there and be active everyday if u can. i try to do stuff like walking the dog for 45 minutes so it doesn’t really seem like exercise.

  • Detective Iheart

    Hey Phro :waves:

  • Phrozen1der

    @Ryan Many American’s overeat especially our favorite foods. Generally what I do after I eat dinner if I’m hungry later I’ll eat a bowl of cereal to calm the hunger..

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FeuqgD6GKjw&feature=related French KI$$E$

    @cookie i’m thinking canned cheese like canned veggies :lol:

    i have had cheese in the glass jars

  • candibfly

    well maybe not 30 min if u tryin to lose 50 lbs :think:

    but once u get ur goal weight 30 min of cardio a day is fine, says the guy at the weight loss clinic, as long as ur bolstering it with a good diet

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ix-8TW3c17g OHoney

    :popcorn: <<< really air chips :crying:

  • Detective Iheart

    @Cookie, I was talking about the kind in the spray can cheese :lol:

  • Phrozen1der

    @Detective What it do?! :waves:

  • CookieMonsterZ

    @Yall.. I retract that last reply, I just realized what you were referring to. Whoops. :D

  • Shuga Honey

    FeFe says:

    @Shuga Honey

    Your gravie makes me sad…
    _______________

    :rofl: girl those are hearts flying out of her head not blood or guts. like when you are in love and your brain is so full of emotion.

    you ever seen american beauty? the line when the boy said, “sometimes there is so much beauty in the world that i cant stand it” (something like that)

    its not sad at all. i took it as saying black women have too much sh*t on our mind. thats my interpretation.

  • Femme Fatale

    Happy Friday SR!

    ryand91 says:

    @Candi, I don’t drink sodas, they eff my stomach up. My worst eating habit is my portion control, I overate and I’m trying to do better.

    _______________________

    If you can, start with a fast. This will shrink your stomach and allow you to get full on less when you start eating again. Your first meal after the fast should be very light and high in fiber.

  • candibfly

    @ryan really try to stick to serving size. look on the packages and measure ur food if u can. if it says 13 chips are 100 calories, only pick out 13 chips.

    also they said when going to a restuarant, ask for a to go box when u get ur food and put half of it away at the start since we’re inclined to eat everything on our plate

  • http://youtu.be/hsYI8CPUQsc YSoSrs

    @YGO

    I’m seeing you in a new light today… :coffee:

  • Mochacashmere

    FeFe says:

    @ryand
    I persistently partake in working out on my elliptical machine and riding my husband…does that count?
    ____________________________________________________________________

    Okay, I was going to comment to Ryan but lost my train of thought after reading that. LOL!!

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3jsZhYyyPuI FeFe

    Phrozen1der says:

    @Ryan Many American’s overeat especially our favorite foods. Generally what I do after I eat dinner if I’m hungry later I’ll eat a bowl of cereal to calm the hunger..

    _______

    I thought I was the only one who did this….another thing that works is eating a hand full of peanuts 30 minutes before your meal… :yes:

  • I Go There

    yallcrazy says:

    I can see gravis now. Igo what is that? #serious
    _____________________________

    Its a couple… together.

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FeuqgD6GKjw&feature=related French KI$$E$

    @RYAN

    if you gonna do carbs you better make sure it is whole wheat

    WHOLE WHEAT PASTA, BREAD, SWEET POTATO

    maybe even try whole wheat wraps instead of bread

    EITHER WAY YOU SHOULD ONLY EAT CARBS IN THE EARLY PARTY OF THE DAY

    VEGGIES FOR DINNER

  • candibfly

    those fitness apps on ur phone helps, bc u can plug something in and see how many calories it is before u eat it. and u can get a feel for how many calories a day ur eating.

  • NaijaGal

    @ryan to lose and maintain you’d have to commit to a life style change…more greens/fruits, less meat (getting rid of steak, pork is your best bet), limited chicken, etc…basically what Phro & Candi said…but implement it permanently or else you’ll gain everything back and then some

  • candibfly

    true, they say eat like a king for breakfast, a prince for lunch, and a pauper for dinner so most of ur calories should be eaten earlier in the day :yes:

  • I Go There

    @ISO

    I have many layers

  • CookieMonsterZ

    Iheart/French, got it. Don’t mind me, I think I need more :coffee: this morning. :lol:

  • Phrozen1der

    @Fefe Do you ride to “Love on Top”?? :rofl:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3jsZhYyyPuI FeFe

    @Shuga Honey

    Oh yeah, that’s actually one of my favorite movies…I love the concept

    But that is a great abstract depiction! :thumbsup:

  • Mochacashmere

    Has anyone trying the Jeanette Jenkins/Kelly Rowland workout DVD? Any thoughts? I want to purchase it, but not sure if its worth it?

  • Phrozen1der

    @Najia Right! :yes:

    @FeFe I keeps cereal on deck :lol:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3jsZhYyyPuI FeFe

    @Mocha

    :lol:

    @ryand

    Honestly I dropped 15 lbs when I went on the HCG drops, my goal was only 20 lbs, but my cousin did the same thing and he lost like 30 lbs…

  • candibfly

    check the exercise channel of ur cable provider, they usually have some good (free) work outs, even if it isn’t jeanette and them

  • LiberianJewels7

    If your Jeans are tighter than mine, we got a problem. Ugh. My dad is ruined. I’m outta here. Everyone have a good day. Hopping on twitter

  • Shuga Honey

    if you want to eat bad then make yourself work for it. just dont let the food sit in your belly.

    also eat foods that fill you up like oatmeal, trail mix, etc.

    if i keep trail mix at my desk it kills the craving for anything sweet. stomach be full den a mug.

    i never go to the gym (its funky and expensive) but i make sure i break a sweat everyday.

  • http://youtu.be/hsYI8CPUQsc YSoSrs

    @YGO

    Indeed.

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3jsZhYyyPuI FeFe

    @Phrozen

    I may start doing it, I betcha he’ll LOVE that shyt! :rofl:

    @I Go

    There’s something about seeing a man pounding a woman ever so lovely from the back that makes me BOTHERED!

  • CookieMonsterZ

    <————- fan of whole grains.

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FeuqgD6GKjw&feature=related French KI$$E$

    @FEFE

    TURTLE POWERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR :whistle:

  • Phrozen1der

    @FeFe :rofl: :rofl:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dEureObx87M JMO

    Phrozen1der says:

    @Fefe Do you ride to “Love on Top”?? :rofl:
    _________________________________________________________

    :hahaha:

  • ryand91

    Thank for all the advice and tips.I’m trying to get my sexy back I needs me a sugar daddy and plus I’m sick of looking like the Michellin Man in some of my clothes.

    And PS I started on my fast today. I’m trying to test my will power. Pray for me, yall!

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3jsZhYyyPuI FeFe

    @Frenchy

    :yes:

  • ryand91

    Good Samaritan Helps Driver Who Flipped Her Off Moments Earlier

    A Florida woman put the “good” into Good Samaritan when she helped save the child of a woman who had sped around her car minutes before, giving her the finger as she went by.

    Kristyn Dominy, 22, was driving home from her grandmother’s house on Monday with her 5-month-old daughter when a car approached from behind.

    “As I was going home, an older jeep came up behind me pretty fast and got right behind me,” Dominy told ABCNews.com. “Then, they went around me and passed me on a double line. And as she was passing me, she flicked me off.”

    Dominy said she was “irritated” by the woman’s action, since Dominy was going the speed limit.

    “I noticed there was a child in the car and thought, ‘Oh my gosh, I can’t believe she’s driving like this with a child in the back seat,’” she said.

    When the car passed her, Dominy noticed one of the doors was held to the car with a rope and that a tail light was out.

    The jeep sped up behind a truck pulling a boat and weaved in and out of the opposite lane, looking for an opportunity to pass the truck.

    “Finally, she went around the truck, but when she sped up, I saw a bunch of black smoke come out and I remember thinking it was an awful lot of smoke to be the exhaust,” Dominy said. “I thought, ‘That car looks like it’s about to blow up.’”

    “Thirty seconds later, we came around the curve and her car was on the side of the road up in flames,” she said.

    Dominy saw the woman was struggling to get her little girl out of her car, but that the 5-year-old was stuck in the seatbelt.

    “I pulled over as fast as I could,” Dominy said. “The back of the mom’s hair was on fire and her clothes were on fire a little bit, but I don’t think she realized it because she was freaking out so much.”

    When Dominy and the woman were able to get the child out of the car, the little girl’s clothes were on fire so Dominy said she had her get on the ground and roll around to put the flames out. She got the pair into her car and drove away from the fire.

    Dominy described the commotion in the back of her car: “They were screaming and I called 911, but they’re screaming so they made my baby start crying. So they were all screaming in the back seat.”

    She was close to home, so Dominy took them there to wait for the ambulance. Dominy said the little girl had “pretty severe burns” and that the mother had burns too, but “not nearly as bad as the little girl.”

    They were rushed to the hospital, and Dominy has not heard from them since. A paramedic told her that the mother was released from the hospital on Tuesday and that the little girl remained hospitalized in serious condition.

  • Detective Iheart

    @Fe, Where can I get some of these HCg drops :thinking:

  • brownskin A.K.A Creamy

    why the video been removed :mad:

  • I Go There

    @I Go

    There’s something about seeing a man pounding a woman ever so lovely from the back that makes me BOTHERED!
    _____________________________________________

    It is quite a site… whether you’re seeing it or doing it.

  • ryand91

    @Iheart, they sell them in GNC, Wal-Mart, I’ve even seen them in Rite-Aid.

  • http://youtu.be/hsYI8CPUQsc YSoSrs

    Junk food is my only real vice. You’ll get them from me when you pry them from my cold, greasy hands.

  • yallcrazy

    Cookie, no worries, as I am lost now :lol: and can’t recall what I fonted :lol:

    I usually starve myself for one whole day or two(but I don’t call it a fast) then when I do eat my stomach fills up real quick. I can usually drop 4-5 lbs if I do this within a week…

    Igo, I only see a man and a shadow…

  • CookieMonsterZ

    @Ryan, Good luck!

    Waiting for Jillian Michael’s DVD’s in the mail. They have good reviews, so hopefully I can recommend them to you in a couple weeks.

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dEureObx87M JMO

    YSoSrs says:

    Junk food is my only real vice. You’ll get them from me when you pry them from my cold, greasy hands.
    _______________________________________________________

    :lol:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FeuqgD6GKjw&feature=related French KI$$E$

    for me it aint about dieting

    IT’S A WAY OF LIVING

    i keep myself looking 10yrs younger

  • Phrozen1der

    @Yso :lol: #OneTime for the Kung Fu grip!!

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3jsZhYyyPuI FeFe

    @Iheart

    At GNC, they work, especially if you use the Sensa seasoning with them… :yes:

  • ryand91

    @CookieMonsterZ, I have the 30 Day Shred DVD. That ish ain’t no joke. I need to seriously start doing it 4 to 5x a week. This week just wasn’t my week, tho.

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3jsZhYyyPuI FeFe

    @ryand

    That story is crazy…that woman is probably too EMBARRASSED more than anything…

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FeuqgD6GKjw&feature=related French KI$$E$

    :danban: <~~~~~~~~~~~~~ me in my office right now

    :party:

  • candibfly

    @fefe where did u get the hcg drops from? fandice wants to know

  • NaijaGal

    @ryan wow :shocked: at that story…bet you the woman still hasn’t learned her lesson though…God’s trying to tell her something, she better listen or next time it might…

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3jsZhYyyPuI FeFe

    I Go There says:

    @I Go

    There’s something about seeing a man pounding a woman ever so lovely from the back that makes me BOTHERED!
    _____________________________________________

    It is quite a site… whether you’re seeing it or doing it.

    ___________

    YESSSSSS!!!!! I love being talked DIRTY to when it’s happening…good gawd!!!

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FeuqgD6GKjw&feature=related French KI$$E$

    @RYAN

    EAT RIGHT

    EXERCISE 3X A WEEK

    TIS ALL

    FOR 50LBS IN 5 MONTHS YOU HAVE TO BE EXTRA STRICT AND NO EATING AFTER 7

  • Phrozen1der

    I actually hate the gym,I’m a runner (ran track for 7 years) so I’d much rather use my own body as resistance when working out. I’m looking for a school that has a stadium so I can do that and run pyramids on the track.. Howard is too far to go there every morning..

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3jsZhYyyPuI FeFe

    @candi

    :lol: Girl tell Fandice to get them at GNC…don’t get sucked into buying the cheap ones online, they aren’t the real thing… :)

  • Mochacashmere

    *taps mic* Helllo??? Is this thing on?

  • candibfly

    nevermind, i saw the answer

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dEureObx87M JMO

    Phrozen1der says:

    I actually hate the gym,I’m a runner (ran track for 7 years) so I’d much rather use my own body as resistance when working out. I’m looking for a school that has a stadium so I can do that and run pyramids on the track.. Howard is too far to go there every morning..
    ______________________________________________________________

    Awwww HU!! :dance:

  • OutsidetheBox

    :hi: everyone. :yawn:

  • I Go There

    FeFe says:

    I Go There says:

    @I Go

    There’s something about seeing a man pounding a woman ever so lovely from the back that makes me BOTHERED!
    _____________________________________________

    It is quite a site… whether you’re seeing it or doing it.

    ___________

    YESSSSSS!!!!! I love being talked DIRTY to when it’s happening…good gawd!!!
    ____________________________________________________________

    Yeah thats the shait… Like whisper something real fking dirty

    Thats the only time I really ever use the Bword.

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dEureObx87M JMO

    FeFe says:

    I Go There says:

    @I Go

    There’s something about seeing a man pounding a woman ever so lovely from the back that makes me BOTHERED!
    _____________________________________________

    It is quite a site… whether you’re seeing it or doing it.

    ___________

    YESSSSSS!!!!! I love being talked DIRTY to when it’s happening…good gawd!!!
    ____________________________________________________________________

    :yes: :fistbump:

  • Phrozen1der

    LOL @Jmo

    :waves: @OTB

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FeuqgD6GKjw&feature=related French KI$$E$

    @PHRO i love running too but i’ll wait till April to get that in

    and jump rope! :nino:

  • candibfly

    that sensa stuff works? they be shakin their azz off on them commercials :-/

  • yallcrazy

    hcg drops? :huh: what’s that?

    I have jillian michaels on wii, that bish don’t mess around yo, talking ish too…

    They cable channels offer free 8 minutes workouts to Ryan, and they have alot to choose from, with different target areas…

  • http://youtu.be/hsYI8CPUQsc YSoSrs

    I know I should do better but I don’t wanna. I gave up pop. What more will be asked of me? :wail:

    Fck all that rabbit food anyway. Why you think they are so evil? They’re hungry! Give them some nachos and prevent the Bunnypocalypse. Cause it’s coming. :yes:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FeuqgD6GKjw&feature=related French KI$$E$

    :fistbump:

    ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh that’s how u do it!

  • CookieMonsterZ

    @Ryan :yahoo: That’s one that’s coming. Exactly what I need.

  • Shuga Honey

    yallcrazy says:

    Igo, I only see a man and a shadow…
    __________________________________________

    took me awhile too. its a man laying on a woman’s back/doggy style laying flat. her face is smushed into the pillow.

  • candibfly

    i haven’t been working out as hard bc i don’t wanna sweat the straightness out my hair. that’s really vain but…it is what it is :coffee: and i refuse to wash and dry my own hair anymore :nono:

  • Phrozen1der

    @French With it being warm already I kinda want to start now,I just need a location.

  • ryand91

    @French, I keep saying I’m going to stop eating after 7 and I end miserably in failure every night.

    @Naija, same thing I said. This a-hole passed me a few days ago I was going 52 in a 45 and he still passed me when I was turned. He almost sideswiped my damn car. Mind you my daughter was on the car.

    @Fe, I’d probably be in embarrassed too.

  • I Go There

    Mochacashmere says:

    *taps mic* Helllo??? Is this thing on?
    ___________________________

    Mocha

    I knew one person that used it… they didnt have much to say about it.

  • yallcrazy

    :waves: Hey OTB & Mocha

    :nino: is supposed to be good overall exercise, yall let me know :rofl:

    #teamsuckitin :lol:

  • Phrozen1der

    @YSO :lol:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3jsZhYyyPuI FeFe

    I Go There says:

    FeFe says:

    I Go There says:

    @I Go

    There’s something about seeing a man pounding a woman ever so lovely from the back that makes me BOTHERED!
    _____________________________________________

    It is quite a site… whether you’re seeing it or doing it.

    ___________

    YESSSSSS!!!!! I love being talked DIRTY to when it’s happening…good gawd!!!
    ____________________________________________________________

    Yeah thats the shait… Like whisper something real fking dirty

    Thats the only time I really ever use the Bword.

    _____________

    *does a kegal* YESSSS!!!! all up close in the ear like dude in the pic! SHYT!

    *goes to have me a moment!!!!*

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aOzfujTwDIA @NikkeMinxx

    @CandiPants…. The wrap thing still aint working huh?

  • candibfly

    late night snackng is my downfall :crying: i need an alarm on the freezer and cupboard :(

    i remember watching this one show where this lady (she was kinda slow) NEVER felt full. they had to put a lock on the fridge or she’d eat and eat and eat. but she escaped the front yard and was asking ppl to buy her hot dogs

  • yallcrazy

    Thanks Shuga!

    Yso, I refuse to give up my Pepsi :no: I will fight before I stop drinking it!!!

  • candibfly

    psp i’ve been sleeping with a stain cap on but actually wrapping it into some sort of formation *sigh* it ain’t happening dawg :(

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aOzfujTwDIA @NikkeMinxx

    I Go There says:

    FeFe says:

    I Go There says:

    @I Go

    There’s something about seeing a man pounding a woman ever so lovely from the back that makes me BOTHERED!
    _____________________________________________

    It is quite a site… whether you’re seeing it or doing it.

    ___________

    YESSSSSS!!!!! I love being talked DIRTY to when it’s happening…good gawd!!!
    ____________________________________________________________

    Yeah thats the shait… Like whisper something real fking dirty

    Thats the only time I really ever use the Bword.

    _____________

    *does a kegal* YESSSS!!!! all up close in the ear like dude in the pic! SHYT!

    ________________________________________________________
    and if he kisses or bites my shoulders/back when it’s happening….. *falls out*

  • Mochacashmere

    I Go There says:

    Mochacashmere says:
    *taps mic* Helllo??? Is this thing on?
    ___________________________
    Mocha
    I knew one person that used it… they didnt have much to say about it.
    _____________________________________________________________________

    Oh okay. I appreciate you responding. :)

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3jsZhYyyPuI FeFe

    @candi

    I didn’t use the Sensa, but my cousin did because he had to lose some weight to avoid knee surgery…the doctor had him on the HCG drops and the Sensa seasoning and he dropped over 30 lbs within like 8 weeks…

  • Phrozen1der

    “@Candi i remember watching this one show where this lady (she was kinda slow) NEVER felt full. they had to put a lock on the fridge or she’d eat and eat and eat. but she escaped the front yard and was asking ppl to buy her hot dogs” <——#GreedyMuhFugga :rofl:

  • CookieMonsterZ

    Yso, I feel your pain. I am trying to give up sweets, but it’s too hard. I settle for Trader Joe’s cookies and skinny cow candy. :lol:

  • Detective Iheart

    @Fe, Do the HCG drops have any type of side effects? Can you get the sensa stuff at GNC too?

  • candibfly

    when i have soda cravings i drink sprite zero (or coke zero but i try to stay away from dark sodas). still soda but at least i’m not wasting calories. plus it tastes pretty sprite-y

  • OutsidetheBox

    :heart: Nachos.

  • yallcrazy

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    @NikkeMinxx says:

    I Go There says:

    FeFe says:

    I Go There says:

    @I Go

    There’s something about seeing a man pounding a woman ever so lovely from the back that makes me BOTHERED!
    _____________________________________________

    It is quite a site… whether you’re seeing it or doing it.

    ___________

    YESSSSSS!!!!! I love being talked DIRTY to when it’s happening…good gawd!!!
    ____________________________________________________________

    Yeah thats the shait… Like whisper something real fking dirty

    Thats the only time I really ever use the Bword.

    _____________

    *does a kegal* YESSSS!!!! all up close in the ear like dude in the pic! SHYT!

    ________________________________________________________
    and if he kisses or bites my shoulders/back when it’s happening….. *falls out*

    __________________________________________
    Or when he’s snacking from the back first then puts it in and bites down hard *shivers*

  • ryand91

    @Candi, I’m the same way. But I will cook full meals, I’ll never forget one night it was 3 in the morning and I cooked a steak along with the fixings. Every since I had my daughter I’m always hungry.

  • http://youtu.be/hsYI8CPUQsc YSoSrs

    @BRO

    I’m serious. :coffee: <—Not Dr. Pepper cause I am trying.

    I hate the gym. I use my Wii. MJ Experience stays kicking my ass. :lol:

  • Ky (Megatron Lover) Cakes

    :lol: @ Fe & IGO

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aOzfujTwDIA @NikkeMinxx

    @Phro Why she sound like the girl in Black Snake Moan who jumped the teenage boy in Samuel’s frontyard? Bish was on a rope tryna get her some….

  • NaijaGal

    OMG has anyone seen ‘My 600lb Life’…I caught a few minutes of one woman and I just can’t get with how one lets themselves get to that point…I’m an emotional eater (I eat when happy, sad, sunshine, rain) but when clothes start to feel ‘tight’ I fall back

  • OutsidetheBox

    skinny cow candy

    OMG I love that expensive ass chit! I turned around in the walgreens the otha day cause they register spit out a coupon for BOGO skinny cow.

  • Phrozen1der

    :lol: at “snacking”

  • ryand91

    @Iheart, yes they sell Sensa at GNC. I think it’s on sale right, at least it was at the GNC here.

  • Detective Iheart

    candibfly says:

    late night snackng is my downfall i need an alarm on the freezer and cupboard

    i remember watching this one show where this lady (she was kinda slow) NEVER felt full. they had to put a lock on the fridge or she’d eat and eat and eat. but she escaped the front yard and was asking ppl to buy her hot dogs
    ______________

    I don’t know why that is so funny to me :rofl:

  • candibfly

    i’ve never tried skinny cow candy. 1) because its expensive, u get like 3 pieces for $12 and 2) i was nervous if it was sugar free bc sugar free candy gives me the runs :crying: :toilet:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3jsZhYyyPuI FeFe

    @Smurfette

    The HCG drops are hormones that pregnant women produce. They help to supplement your body when the calorie intake has reduced drastically (which is what you will have to do on the diet)…it’s like a way of bridging your body to work with the nutrients you do take in…you place them under your tongue before or after you eat…

  • Phrozen1der

    @Yso :lol: I feels you though..

    @Nikke I just covered my mouth to keep from letting out a squeal :rofl:

  • CookieMonsterZ

    :rofl: at kegal references.

  • I Go There

    FeFe says:

    I Go There says:

    FeFe says:

    I Go There says:

    @I Go

    There’s something about seeing a man pounding a woman ever so lovely from the back that makes me BOTHERED!
    _____________________________________________

    It is quite a site… whether you’re seeing it or doing it.

    ___________

    YESSSSSS!!!!! I love being talked DIRTY to when it’s happening…good gawd!!!
    ____________________________________________________________

    Yeah thats the shait… Like whisper something real fking dirty

    Thats the only time I really ever use the Bword.

    _____________

    *does a kegal* YESSSS!!!! all up close in the ear like dude in the pic! SHYT!

    *goes to have me a moment!!!!*
    __________________________________________

    YEP….

    the term Sexy wet puzzay B**tch comes to mind…

  • http://youtu.be/hsYI8CPUQsc YSoSrs

    :cheer: @SIS

    Nachos…man…I use ground chicken or turkey instead of beef but I go all out on everything else. I am not ashamed. Much.

  • Mochacashmere

    yallcrazy says:

    Hey OTB & Mocha
    is supposed to be good overall exercise, yall let me know
    #teamsuckitin
    __________________________________________________________________________

    Hey Yall!! :waves:

    I use to jump rope and it is good cardio. I can’t right now because the
    :boobs: have gotten a little bigger and hit me in the chin whenever I jump. :ashamed:

  • yallcrazy

    Ryan, you better :stop: push away from the table because once you let yourself go, it’s hard to get back.

    Take a naked picture of yourself, and post it up next to a another picture of a body that you desire and let that be your motivation and :hug:

  • Phrozen1der

    I’m sorry but something about a “special” person determined to do something ie:)Go outside and play,eat,hump the bed.. makes me secretly crack up… :ashamed:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3jsZhYyyPuI FeFe

    @Iheart

    I didn’t have any side effects from the drops, and yes, you can get both at GNC, just save your dollars though…that shyt ain’t cheap! :lol:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FeuqgD6GKjw&feature=related French KI$$E$

    @PHRO there’s a HS track 5min from me that i go to

    @RYAN if you eat 5-6 small meals a day you wont be snacking after 7

    you’ll have to get use to it

  • Detective Iheart

    Thanks @Ryan :hugs:

  • OutsidetheBox

    Its not sugar free. :no:

  • candibfly

    phro i laughed my azz off bc she was crafty, ppl were actually buying this grown-ish woman hot dogs :rofl:

  • I Go There

    @NikkeMinxx says:

    I Go There says:

    FeFe says:

    I Go There says:

    @I Go

    There’s something about seeing a man pounding a woman ever so lovely from the back that makes me BOTHERED!
    _____________________________________________

    It is quite a site… whether you’re seeing it or doing it.

    ___________

    YESSSSSS!!!!! I love being talked DIRTY to when it’s happening…good gawd!!!
    ____________________________________________________________

    Yeah thats the shait… Like whisper something real fking dirty

    Thats the only time I really ever use the Bword.

    _____________

    *does a kegal* YESSSS!!!! all up close in the ear like dude in the pic! SHYT!

    ________________________________________________________
    and if he kisses or bites my shoulders/back when it’s happening….. *falls out*
    __________________________________________________

    :coffee:

  • yallcrazy

    Yso, is that the MJ one (wii) with like 30 songs/videos? If yes, we’ve got that one too :yahoo: I be jamming yo, all outta breath!!! :lol:

  • CookieMonsterZ

    Candi, not sugar free and I stock up when it’s on sale, either boxes 2 for something or the single packs 2/$1

    OTB :yes: it has to be on sale for me to get it.

  • Phrozen1der

    @French I’m sure there is one near me,I just need to scout it out one weekend.

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3jsZhYyyPuI FeFe

    @Cookie

    My Min-Min (a la Tatted) got all tingly and shyt… :rofl:

    @I Go

    YEP….

    the term Sexy wet puzzay B**tch comes to mind…

    _________

    OOOOOHHH SHATTT!!! *faints*

  • Detective Iheart

    YEP….

    the term Sexy wet puzzay B**tch comes to mind…

    ____________

    :blink:

  • candibfly

    *whew* cause if u read the back of them sugar free candies it says ‘may act as a laxative’ :mad:

  • OutsidetheBox

    Dont be ashamed. :lol: Thats all I can do…I mean I could do more but why? Im still gone be stuffed in a casket at some point… :lol:

  • Phrozen1der

    @Candi :rofl: #Shameful

  • ryand91

    @yall, I took my body pics last week. All I could do was SMH and I’m trying to get a grip on it before it gets out of control. I blame my weight issues on being at home, my grandmother’s cooking is the devil.

  • yallcrazy

    Twin, you better not be getting any ideas from “this woman” :nono:

    Mmmmm Hrmmm :coffee:

  • OutsidetheBox

    This is terrible. Im joining the skinny cow club now..I hope O get coupons :pray:

  • Shuga Honey

    i just read on the livestrong website that one of the side effects of hcg is breast growth. :no: i dont need this in my life.

  • brownskin A.K.A Creamy

    the term Sexy wet puzzay B**tch comes to mind…

    ______________________________________________________________

    who said this I wanna know RET NOW :cuss: I’m :waiting:

  • I Go There

    @Iheart

    Yeah I got a very foul mouth when I get into it.

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hBrmhl70e38 Unpredictable

    *rubs eyes* :blinks: Did I see Phro posting in the other post (didn’t read comments here yet)????

  • Detective Iheart

    @Cream, It was Igo :kona:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dEureObx87M JMO

    :rofl: :rofl: ohhh mannn

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3jsZhYyyPuI FeFe

    @Shuga

    :rofl: well my breasts are HUGE and when I lost the weight my breasts got smaller… :shrugs:

  • http://youtu.be/hsYI8CPUQsc YSoSrs

    I don’t have time to eat 5-6 small meals a day. I’ll be lucky to remember to eat before 3 most days. Sometimes I only only eat 1 complete meal a day (lunch or dinner). The rest is often unhealthy snacking or nothing at all. I know that’s bad. :(

  • brownskin A.K.A Creamy

    I Go There says:

    __________________________________________

    can you confirm this :mad:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hBrmhl70e38 Unpredictable

    :blink: Do I see Phro in this post????? Where in the bad weave hell have you been?????? :waves:

  • candibfly

    just read on the livestrong website that one of the side effects of hcg is breast growth.
    ——————-

    *cancels my trip to gnc* i’m already tryin to get a reduction. if they grow any bigger i’d slit my wrist with a spoon

  • yallcrazy

    @Creamy
    Who always does “it” ?

  • OutsidetheBox

    I blame my weight issues on being at home, my grandmother’s cooking is the devil.

    I too think its easier to lose weight if you live alone. Im teaching the girls to bake and cook which means I just eat more.

    I also finish somebodies chicken nuggets, a couple of fries… :no:

  • Phrozen1der

    @Unpre Yes you did ;)

  • Detective Iheart

    Shuga Honey says:

    i just read on the livestrong website that one of the side effects of hcg is breast growth. i dont need this in my life.

    _________________

    Me either :no: I’m already a double D :tittays:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3jsZhYyyPuI FeFe

    @I Go

    If hubby said that in the heat of the moment I wouldn’t be offended at all, but it’s have to be at the EXACT right moment! :yes:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dEureObx87M JMO

    *Goes to find hcg

    :pc: <— typing so hard the keys are flying off the keyboard

  • yallcrazy

    <– going to lunch…

  • Phrozen1der

    @UnPre Building schools for the homeless in Beverly Hills :lol:

  • ryand91

    @OTB, when I lived by myself I lost sooooooooo much weight. But thank to my little jr. I put every pound plus some back on.

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3jsZhYyyPuI FeFe

    @candi

    Girl, I wear a G cup and I did not experience any growth…but each person is different…they ARE hormones so I guess it all depends… :shrugs:

  • CookieMonsterZ

    min-min.. :rofl:

  • OutsidetheBox

    With a spoon. :hahaha: Full of ice cream. Yummmm.

  • Phrozen1der

    @FeFe Next time he asks you where you want him to put his “love” tell him “On top” :rofl: :rofl:

  • http://youtu.be/hsYI8CPUQsc YSoSrs

    @YALL

    Yep that’s the one. :yes:

    @SIS

    That’s what I be saying. I’m getting cremated anyway. My ashes won’t weigh that much. :hahaha:

  • Detective Iheart

    @Denise, You part of the itty bitty titty comittee :thinking:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3jsZhYyyPuI FeFe

    :dead: @JMO

    :rofl: :rofl:

  • brownskin A.K.A Creamy

    FeFe says:

    @candi

    Girl, I wear a G cup and I did not experience any growth…but each person is different…they ARE hormones so I guess it all depends…
    _____________________________________________________________

    G cup :blink: , FeFe u look so lil on that Pic i saw of you :shrugs:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3jsZhYyyPuI FeFe

    @Phrozen

    :wink: yessir!

  • Phrozen1der

    @FeFe :lol:

  • CookieMonsterZ

    JMO, I’m with you on that. :pc:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3jsZhYyyPuI FeFe

    @Creamy

    Yeah, that’s the problem…I got a size 4 frame with gargantuan knockers….LIFE SUCKS! :cuss:

    I’m like Candi, as soon as I have my first kid I’m getting a breast reduction… :yes:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dEureObx87M JMO

    Detective Iheart says:

    @Denise, You part of the itty bitty titty comittee :thinking:
    ______________________________________________________________________

    :lol: No but got dammit they could definitely use some ummpp!! :cuss:

    :think:

  • http://youtu.be/hsYI8CPUQsc YSoSrs

    Sorry. Calling me a btch is a guaranteed :throatpunch: <—We need this emoticon thanks.

  • I Go There

    brownskin A.K.A Creamy says:

    I Go There says:

    __________________________________________

    can you confirm this
    ________________________________________

    Yep it was me…

  • !*LaKErCHiC@*!

    That shrimp quesadilla was delish :yes: ANYBODY NAKID YET

  • CookieMonsterZ

    I’ll take a smaller waist with an extra cup :lol:

  • candibfly

    @phro fandice wanted me to ask u what part of the dmv u in. she’s nosey.

    @fefe girl i ain’t waitin til i have my first child to get these hoes chopped off. shiddd i might be 40 by time that happens. i want it done NOW while i’m young and fine enough to go topless on the beaches of italy

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hBrmhl70e38 Unpredictable

    Phrozen1der says:

    @UnPre Building schools for the homeless in Beverly Hills
    ______________________

    And still crazy, I see. :lol:

  • Detective Iheart

    @Yso, I thought that to until it came at the right moment and then…. SPLASH :coffee:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3jsZhYyyPuI FeFe

    @Lakes

    Yummm, a perfect Lent Friday dish! :yes:

  • OutsidetheBox

    If only we could predict what would happen. :lol:

    I lost my girls along with extra weight. :( Theyre just a handful now, as oppossed to my cups… runneth over. :(

  • I Go There

    FeFe says:

    @I Go

    If hubby said that in the heat of the moment I wouldn’t be offended at all, but it’s have to be at the EXACT right moment!
    ____________________________________________________

    Yep

    If said at the right time you could just Burst.

  • http://youtu.be/hsYI8CPUQsc YSoSrs

    @COOKIE

    You can have two cups of mine only if you have some ass I can trade for.

  • !*LaKErCHiC@*!

    Recap please

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dEureObx87M JMO

    ok wait, hold up … I really can’t stand to lose no damn weight … so you mean to tell me this HCG will make my titties bigger but I’ll lose weight??

    So the side effect is coming out looking like Sherri Shephard?? :blink:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hBrmhl70e38 Unpredictable

    I went from a DDD to a C cup in May, and I’m lovin it, and yall can’t tell me chit!!!!!!!! :boobs:

  • Shuga Honey

    it depends on the type of bra. in the fancy bras im a 32G but in the regular bras (wacoal & nem) im a 34dd.

    i went to get fitted at a bra boutique (lindas) & figured out that bra science is complicated as hell. she said a 34dd = a 32g but since most brands dont carry the G they just give you the next best thing.

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3jsZhYyyPuI FeFe

    @candi

    I do too honestly, but I had a consultation with the plastic surgeon and she said there needs to be a least a 3 year gap between pregnancy and the surgery and since my husband and I are family planning (if I could just get sperminated) I thought I’d hold off because ion wanna have to get a SECOND reduction years later… :lol:

  • brownskin A.K.A Creamy

    I Go There says:

    brownskin A.K.A Creamy says:

    I Go There says:

    __________________________________________

    can you confirm this
    ________________________________________

    Yep it was me…

    ______________________________________________

    Oh :hump: Me Please :crying1: I do feel :ashamed: DJM.

  • !*LaKErCHiC@*!

    Fefe n I shared too :cheer:

  • Phrozen1der

    @UnPre Indeed :lol:

    @Candi Dist. Heights area I’m looking for my own spot now maybe Largo or something..IDK

  • Bad Influence

    :waves: <—Taj (from SWVs) hind paw..

    what ya'll dern? :hug:s

  • candibfly

    mirs i wanted to ask u did u need ppl to help u do stuff after u had surgery?

  • Detective Iheart

    JMO says:

    ok wait, hold up … I really can’t stand to lose no damn weight … so you mean to tell me this HCG will make my titties bigger but I’ll lose weight??

    So the side effect is coming out looking like Sherri Shephard??
    __________

    :dead:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3jsZhYyyPuI FeFe

    I Go There says:

    FeFe says:

    @I Go

    If hubby said that in the heat of the moment I wouldn’t be offended at all, but it’s have to be at the EXACT right moment!
    ____________________________________________________

    Yep

    If said at the right time you could just Burst.

    ______

    Like a fukking bean cherry just getting stepped on! :sigh:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dEureObx87M JMO

    One of my besties is an F … Someone in here said they’re a G? :blink:

    good grief!!

  • brownskin A.K.A Creamy

    OutsidetheBox says:

    If only we could predict what would happen.

    I lost my girls along with extra weight. Theyre just a handful now, as oppossed to my cups… runneth over
    ___________________________________________________

    :rofl: oppossed to my cups… runneth over

  • Phrozen1der

    @JMo NOT Sherry Sheperd tho :rofl:

  • I Go There

    !*LaKErCHiC@*! says:

    Recap please
    ________________________

    Caaaa These heffas talking about all types of shait Caaaaa
    Caaaa First they were on a nasty song then it got nastier Caaaaa
    Caaa of course I was involved a bit… Caaaaa
    Caaaa Now some of em trying to get some bigger Mo Mos Caaaaa

  • Bad Influence

    who aspires to look like sherri shepards pie? :blink:

    oh hello Phroz :hug: its just so nice 2 see ya back!

  • http://youtu.be/hsYI8CPUQsc YSoSrs

    :waves: @BADBEW

    The usual. Talking nasty.

  • !*LaKErCHiC@*!

    Unpre triple d… C cup is the best… Im a d.. Shooting for a c

  • !*LaKErCHiC@*!

    Unpre triple d… C cup is the best… Im a d.. Shooting for a c

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3jsZhYyyPuI FeFe

    @Shuga

    Yep, that’s been my issue for years, that’s why I have to special order my bras so I can be guaranteed the right fit :yes:

    @JMO

    Girl, like I said, I did not experience breast growth, and I’m thinking for women who do, it might not be that significant…

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dEureObx87M JMO

    :rofl: :rofl: … I can’t stand IGO

  • Phrozen1der

    @His Did you say paw tho?! :dead:

  • OutsidetheBox

    hind paw

    :rofl: :hug:

  • candibfly

    i was so oblivious to how big my boobs were in college (or denial maybe) i really thought i was a C cup. went to vicky secretions and she was like DD :blink:

    i ain’t take many pics in college but i know i had to have quad boob all the time wearing the wrong cup size :(

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3jsZhYyyPuI FeFe

    :hugs: @His

  • Phrozen1der

    @His :hugs:

  • Bad Influence

    YSO! woman i had the bright idea to braid my hair into some box braids this weekend…. *sigh* its gna take a good 12 hours…why did i decide on this? :crying:

  • I Go There

    FeFe says:

    I Go There says:

    FeFe says:

    @I Go

    If hubby said that in the heat of the moment I wouldn’t be offended at all, but it’s have to be at the EXACT right moment!
    ____________________________________________________

    Yep

    If said at the right time you could just Burst.

    ______

    Like a fukking bean cherry just getting stepped on
    ___________________________________

    Timing is everything

    :coffee:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hBrmhl70e38 Unpredictable

    candibfly says:

    mirs i wanted to ask u did u need ppl to help u do stuff after u had surgery?
    _________________________

    Not really. I was changing my own bandages, walking the dogs (shorter than usual though, cuz Karma’s fat azz pulls a lil), and etc. You will need a ride home from the hospital, you shouldn’t drive on the medication, and you shouldn’t lift anything. But it really just depends on how you deal with pain, etc. I never even finished my pain medication.
    #G :lol:

  • CookieMonsterZ

    @Yso, perfect! But I gotta throw in a tiny bit of thigh too.

  • !*LaKErCHiC@*!

    :rofl: it is Friday.. The tittay president is here @bad :hi:

  • OutsidetheBox

    For real @Creamy, when I had them I didnt appreciate them… now when I put on a style top or dress that used to work, I feel overwhelmed with sadness.

    I used to wonder who was purchasing padded bras…it is now I. :no:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3jsZhYyyPuI FeFe

    @candi

    I wore Double D’s for years, even triple D’s and right before I got married I went to a specialty bra shop, the chick asked me what size I wore, I told her and she straight laughed at my ass….she said, “umm yeah, You are MUCH bigger than that my dear…” she measured me and I was a 32 G… :shrugs:

  • I Go There

    JMO says:

    :rofl: :rofl: … I can’t stand IGO
    _________________________________________

    Hater

  • candibfly

    what are box braids? them braids the group jade had in that video ‘lookin for mr. do right’? #questionsthatneedanswers

  • http://youtu.be/hsYI8CPUQsc YSoSrs

    @JMO

    The lady at Lane Bryant tried to tell me I was an E. I came in wearing a DD. I left with an extra D but I could still just be in denial about that other letter. :lol:

  • ryand91

    <—–is going to get a bra fitting…because all my bra fit wrong in the straps.

  • Phrozen1der

    @His Do you take naps in between?? Sheesh…

  • Bad Influence

    Fe! hello hawt stuff! :hug:

    @Otbizzle, hey Miss Jackson *adjusts rack*

    @Canday…would u believe that i made u ANOTHER build a bear this morning? u mean so much to me :hug:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FeuqgD6GKjw&feature=related French KI$$E$

    B-CUP CLUB :yahoo:

  • I Go There

    @Creamy

    :lol:

    you crazy

  • Phrozen1der

    @Candi I just started,I can’t lose this job :rofl: #iHollered!

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hBrmhl70e38 Unpredictable

    His!!!!!!! :waves:

  • brownskin A.K.A Creamy

    32 G…

    :blink: Really feFe that seems unusual in diameters :shrugs: u sure she hade that right :waiting:

  • !*LaKErCHiC@*!

    :blink:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3jsZhYyyPuI FeFe

    French KI$$E$ says:

    B-CUP CLUB :yahoo:

    __________

    SHOW OFF! :coffee:

  • OutsidetheBox

    why did i decide on this?

    Youre crying but I wish I had that skill. :( Prolly wouldnt ever do it, but still thats a good one to have.

    Bish youre never without a “job” especially in the south.

  • candibfly

    HIS :hug:

    *dips the build a bear in gold and adds it to my collection of 3,458 bears, all from HIS*

  • Bad Influence

    @Canday, lmaoooo @ how deep u went with that :hahaha: no i dnt want anything 2 do with those :no: mine shall be much smaller..im trying 2 thing of an example but… :blunt:

    pardon.

    @Phro, im doing 6 hours 2nite and 6 2morrow…fck!

  • CD FENTY

    Dont u hate when you have a nice moment and asks does “anyone want something for lunch thinking everyone will say no and some fukka hollers out yes :rolleyes:

  • brownskin A.K.A Creamy

    French KI$$E$ says:

    B-CUP CLUB
    ____________________________________________________

    :wtf: :wail:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3jsZhYyyPuI FeFe

    @Creamy

    I’ve been wearing and special ordering that size for years ever since…and my rack has been much more comfortable… :shrugs:

  • !*LaKErCHiC@*!

    G… E well dam

  • Phrozen1der

    Why not just shave the sides and do 3 hours tonight and 3 hours tomm.? #Helpful :lol: @His

  • http://youtu.be/hsYI8CPUQsc YSoSrs

    @BADBEW

    12 hours? Royal Crowning my locks isn’t enough for you? :(

    @COOKIE

    No deal. I’m still trying get rid of some of my own thighs. You have to keep yours.

  • Phrozen1der

    @CDFenty I don’t find myself asking that question :rofl:

  • candibfly

    in the summer, when my hair frizzes up more, i kinda want these twist style braids (my own hair tho), iono what they called, but i just can’t imagine sitting in a chair for 12 years :crying:

  • OutsidetheBox

    *hollers laughing at B-CUP CLUB*

    :rofl: Put your shirt back on..

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3jsZhYyyPuI FeFe

    @CD

    Yeah, that would piss me off too…that’s why ion ask and everyone in my office thinks I’m anti-social… :coffee:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FeuqgD6GKjw&feature=related French KI$$E$

    :boobs:

    i love my tatas

  • candibfly

    kinky twists maybe :think:

  • Bad Influence

    @Laker! hey taquita!!

    @Otb..its just gonna be so much…braiding but im tew excited 2 be finished. i’m commiting to leaving them in for 2 months. i need a break from my hair *squeals*

  • Phrozen1der

    12 years :dead:

  • OutsidetheBox

    That chit aint helpful! Lawd :rofl: :rofl:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FeuqgD6GKjw&feature=related French KI$$E$

    :danban: me running naked

    @OTB I DONT WAN’T TO! :lol”

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FeuqgD6GKjw&feature=related French KI$$E$

    WANT*

  • Phrozen1der

    @OTB :rofl:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FeuqgD6GKjw&feature=related French KI$$E$

    @HIS :kiss: :hug:

  • WUT-IZ-SWAGU

    FeFe says:

    @candi

    I wore Double D’s for years, even triple D’s and right before I got married I went to a specialty bra shop, the chick asked me what size I wore, I told her and she straight laughed at my ass….she said, “umm yeah, You are MUCH bigger than that my dear…” she measured me and I was a 32 G…
    —————
    I have a friend who totes some 36 I’s as in I ain’t seen my feet since the 90’s…. :coffee:

    HAPPY FRIDAY YALL! :waves:

  • brownskin A.K.A Creamy

    I’m still stuck on this heffa talmbout she a B cup, when everbody else is reciting their ABC’S Backwards :wtf: get in the :knoa: ret now FRENCHIE

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hBrmhl70e38 Unpredictable

    *sharpens my :shank: for @His

  • !*LaKErCHiC@*!

    I was a b in the 8th grade.. :wail:

  • !*LaKErCHiC@*!

    I was a b in the 8th grade.. :wail:

  • http://youtu.be/5L1tr0PIx20 Alex ain’t never met no Martin LuthadaKing

    :yawn:

    Good afternoon everyone!! :waves:

    Saw Frenchie shaking the tatas and that woke me up!! :yes:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FeuqgD6GKjw&feature=related French KI$$E$

    @CRreamy :lol:

    @WUT :danban: TGIF

  • brownskin A.K.A Creamy

    @His :kiss: hey Ma’

  • Phrozen1der

    @WUT Logoff please and thnx :rofl: how does she masturbate then?? That must suck….

  • Bad Influence

    i love my 38 d’s most of the time.. :boobs:

    @Phro, i do not aspire 2 be Cassie :nono:

    @Yso, just hold me and be encouraging suga :hug:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FeuqgD6GKjw&feature=related French KI$$E$

    *falls out my chair*

    @ALEX :yahoo: i knew someone would appreciate my tatas! :lol:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hBrmhl70e38 Unpredictable

    @Frenchie shoulda been on the operating table next to me back in May. I coulda donated a few cups. :lol:

  • CD FENTY

    @Fe
    I really dont fukks with too many here. They always ask and I respond “no” but for some reason my silly self decided to ask thinking they would do the same as me. Jokes on him because in about 15 minutes I will notify the idiot who responded yes that I have changed my mine and will be eating crackers at my desk :coffee:

  • Phrozen1der

    @Bad Hmph I bet she gets her hair done lickety split tho :lol:

  • !*LaKErCHiC@*!

    Size I …. :no:

  • http://youtu.be/hsYI8CPUQsc YSoSrs

    :waves: @WUT

    I’s?! As in I’s got to tuck my nipples into my damn socks. :hahaha:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hBrmhl70e38 Unpredictable

    !*LaKErCHiC@*! says:

    I was a b in the 8th grade..
    ______________

    I was a D :crying:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FeuqgD6GKjw&feature=related French KI$$E$

    i was a B in the 6th grade :lol:

    they were huge back then

  • Phrozen1der

    @CD :rofl:

  • Bad Influence

    MiniThug please dnt bust a cap in my ass :hug: i sawwy bew! *crip walks over 2 u* :boobs:

    @Frenchie! :kiss: <–friendly n chit

    @Creamy, hey mama :waves:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hBrmhl70e38 Unpredictable

    Alex!!!!!!!!!!!!! :hug:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3jsZhYyyPuI FeFe

    @CD

    :rofl: good comeback!

  • http://youtu.be/5L1tr0PIx20 Alex ain’t never met no Martin LuthadaKing

    @Wut

    There was some chick on tv recently and her breasts were size KKK.

  • CookieMonsterZ

    :rofl: can a C pretend to join the B club?

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FeuqgD6GKjw&feature=related French KI$$E$

    @MIRS :lol: use to want to be a C-cup but oh well

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FeuqgD6GKjw&feature=related French KI$$E$

    @cookie i think we can alter the :rules: for you

  • http://youtu.be/5L1tr0PIx20 Alex ain’t never met no Martin LuthadaKing

    Hey Bew Skittle!!!

    @French
    I did appreciate that!!

  • http://youtu.be/hsYI8CPUQsc YSoSrs

    ALEX!! :hugs:

    First Phro now you…Let’s get RATCHED like we used to around this bish! :yahoo:

  • brownskin A.K.A Creamy

    !*LaKErCHiC@*! says:

    Size I ….
    ___________________________________________________
    who the hell is a Size I is that even a letter :shrugs:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hBrmhl70e38 Unpredictable

    I need for Wut’s azz to get her azz up outta here!!!!! :lol:

  • WUT-IZ-SWAGU

    Phrozen1der says:

    @WUT Logoff please and thnx how does she masturbate then?? That must suck….
    ——————–
    :blink: masterbate…how does she pee and wipe? How does she sleep without them bad boys rolling around? If she on her back do they crush her lungs? When she roll overin bed do she look like a teeter totter? :shrug:

  • !*LaKErCHiC@*!

    :rofl: *jumps in a pool of dr pepper* Why phro so fukn loco

  • Phrozen1der

    Women folks are HIGHlarious dudes never be like “how big is your peen? 7 inches word that’s it?!… Bruh,I was like 9 in middle school” cause that would just be weird and not right :rofl:

  • Phrozen1der

    @Laker :lol:

  • http://youtu.be/hsYI8CPUQsc YSoSrs

    @BADBEW

    :hugs: <—All encouraging and sht.

  • brownskin A.K.A Creamy

    Alex ain’t never met no Martin LuthadaKing says:

    @Wut

    There was some chick on tv recently and her breasts were size KKK.

    _____________________________________________________

    Lord coming to carry me home :casket: KKK :blink:

  • WUT-IZ-SWAGU

    YSoSrs says:

    @WUT

    I’s?! As in I’s got to tuck my nipples into my damn socks.

    —————–
    As in I have to toss them over my shoulder so they won’t fall in the toliet when I pee…

  • Phrozen1der

    @WUT :rofl: #YouWin

    @Alex :yahoo:

  • http://youtu.be/5L1tr0PIx20 Alex ain’t never met no Martin LuthadaKing

    What up Phro!! Where da hell u been? We were supposed to be going to Miami and your muthafluckin azz disappeared!!!

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FeuqgD6GKjw&feature=related French KI$$E$

    :whistle:

    “Super Nintendo, Sega Genesis
    When I was dead broke, man I couldn’t picture this
    50 inch screen, money green leather sofa
    Got two rides, a limousine with a chauffeur
    Phone bill about two G’s flat”

    *pours out a lil more henny for BIG”

    :koolaid:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aOzfujTwDIA @NikkeMinxx

    Well dayum, yall done brought out all the milk carton kids. :pray: MeanKitty shows up.

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hBrmhl70e38 Unpredictable

    French KI$$E$ says:

    @MIRS use to want to be a C-cup but oh well
    _________

    :lol: I was wearing training bras at 8. :sad: I hated my tatas until my first reduction.

  • brownskin A.K.A Creamy

    Phrozen1der says:

    Women folks are HIGHlarious dudes never be like “how big is your peen? 7 inches word that’s it?!… Bruh,I was like 9 in middle school” cause that would just be weird and not right
    ___________________________________________________________

    :rofl: :rofl: Get the hell on :hahaha:

  • !*LaKErCHiC@*!

    Baaaaaaaby daddy :boobs:

  • Mochacashmere

    candibfly says:

    in the summer, when my hair frizzes up more, i kinda want these twist style braids (my own hair tho), iono what they called, but i just can’t imagine sitting in a chair for 12 years
    _______________________________________________________________________

    Are you talking about Senagalese(sp) braids maybe?

  • WUT-IZ-SWAGU

    brownskin A.K.A Creamy says:

    Alex ain’t never met no Martin LuthadaKing says:

    @Wut

    There was some chick on tv recently and her breasts were size KKK.

    _____________________________________________________

    Lord coming to carry me home KKK
    ———————-
    :nono: Those are officially OSBH… Ovatha Shoulder Boulder Holders… she wears…..

  • Phrozen1der

    @Alex I had to return some of the children from KONY…. #TooSoon??

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dEureObx87M JMO

    Fefe … Right!!

  • http://youtu.be/5L1tr0PIx20 Alex ain’t never met no Martin LuthadaKing

    YSo!!! :yahoo:

    Yeah, we did used to get real rachet and shyt up in here. My how times have changed. :shrug:

  • Phrozen1der

    @Creamy :rofl:

  • http://youtu.be/hsYI8CPUQsc YSoSrs

    @BRO

    You mean that isn’t considered locker room chatter? Not even in Atlanta? :hahaha:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hBrmhl70e38 Unpredictable

    I see someone is still Ratchet. :rofl:

  • Bad Influence

    thank you Yso :D

    Phrozen dnt never wanna have no fuggin sense tho :hahaha: that would just not be right :no:

    Apollo and that pickle :rofl: Alex needs 2 change that damn gravi already…

  • Phrozen1der

    @YSo :rofl: I don’t like nobody talking to me when they are exposed…I don’t talk to nobody in the bathroom unless I know them,and we’re washing our hands..

  • WUT-IZ-SWAGU

    Unpredictable says:

    I need for Wut’s azz to get her azz up outta here!!!!!

    ————–
    :shrug: What I do? I didn’t tell her to go on tit steroids… When we go swimming she the only one that can just bob in the deep end without paddling her feet… aint that some shyt?

  • http://youtu.be/5L1tr0PIx20 Alex ain’t never met no Martin LuthadaKing

    I ain’t messing with no chick with breasts bigger than the letter D!! That **** is too much to be working around!! :nono:

  • !*LaKErCHiC@*!

    Kkk… Type of tittays that leave nipple trail while running in the sand… Trip over ur own dam :tittay:

  • Phrozen1der

    @His @Mirs :rofl:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hBrmhl70e38 Unpredictable

    Bad Influence says:

    Apollo and that pickle Alex needs 2 change that damn gravi already…
    __________

    That pickle was givin his mouth life!! :lol: Eyes was closed and errythang.

  • Bad Influence

    aww shyt. is that NikkeMinxx ol fine ass? :hug:

  • VDot

    I came back from lunch hoping a :newpost: would be up. :crying:

    But I forgot, it’s Friday, Auntie Sandy trying to get her own Climax team together. Meeting in the ladies room lookin….

    :yahoo:

  • http://youtu.be/5L1tr0PIx20 Alex ain’t never met no Martin LuthadaKing

    Wonders who Bew skittle is calling rachet? :thinking:

    @Phro
    Yeah, it’s too soon!!

    @Bad
    I will change it when u stop being a bad influence!

  • candibfly

    @mocha i had kinky twists in mind (i googled it) but i don’t want to use extensions

  • WUT-IZ-SWAGU

    brownskin A.K.A Creamy says:

    !*LaKErCHiC@*! says:

    Size I ….
    ___________________________________________________
    who the hell is a Size I is that even a letter
    ———————–
    Creamy the girl is an I… and she short. I walk behind her just in case she lose her balance and I have to catch her.

  • Bad Influence

    so MiniThug aint gonna acknowledge my crip walk? :shank:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hBrmhl70e38 Unpredictable

    Alex ain’t never met no Martin LuthadaKing says:

    I ain’t messing with no chick with breasts bigger than the letter D!! That **** is too much to be working around!!
    ___________

    That’s only cuz those chits’ll suffocate yo azz. :lol: I used to be able to slap a fool with my right one. :lol:

  • !*LaKErCHiC@*!

    :lol: ratchet

  • Phrozen1der

    @His Ole detachable jaw ass ninja :rofl:

  • Bad Influence

    @Alex, NEVER!

  • http://youtu.be/5L1tr0PIx20 Alex ain’t never met no Martin LuthadaKing

    @Laker
    What up baby mama?!?

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hBrmhl70e38 Unpredictable

    Alex ain’t never met no Martin LuthadaKing says:

    Wonders who Bew skittle is calling rachet?
    _____________

    Phro, but I can add ya ratchet-ness to the list. :lol:

  • Phrozen1der

    @Alex :lol: Sorry..

  • Phrozen1der

    LOL!

  • brownskin A.K.A Creamy

    When we go swimming she the only one that can just bob in the deep end without paddling her feet… aint that some shyt?

    _________________________________________________________________

    Go ret now :hahaha: Where is Dawn Sheen AT yall I’m done for the Day :rofl: I cant even work like this

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hBrmhl70e38 Unpredictable

    Bad Influence says:

    so MiniThug aint gonna acknowledge my crip walk?
    _______________

    *does the reduced boob hop over to His* You know I love yo crip walk, bew!!! :yes:

  • Phrozen1der

    @Mirs #IJS Dudes are taught early to turn a blind eye to stuff :lol:

  • !*LaKErCHiC@*!

    Fakelesbclub… Fatmonkey… Awww old times

  • OutsidetheBox

    :rofl:

  • http://youtu.be/5L1tr0PIx20 Alex ain’t never met no Martin LuthadaKing

    @Mirs
    Exactly what the fluck I’m saying!! I ain’t trying to have nobody at my funeral talmbout yall know she got suffocated by some big azz breasts!! :no:

  • Phrozen1der

    @WUZ She sounds like the type of chick that grunts when it gets real good to her…But me gets the strange feeling that like a roach,or turtle if she gets on her back it’s quitting time..:rofl:

  • WUT-IZ-SWAGU

    French KI$$E$ says:

    “Super Nintendo, Sega Genesis
    When I was dead broke, man I couldn’t picture this
    50 inch screen, money green leather sofa
    Got two rides, a limousine with a chauffeur
    Phone bill about two G’s flat”

    *pours out a lil more henny for BIG”
    ———————
    If the head right
    Biggie there err night…

    Umm why is that the only part of that song besides the hook I know… and then something about blues clues…
    oh well

    Biggie biggie biggie why can’t you see :whistle:

  • Mannie

    Sup Folks???

    What yah talking bout?

  • !*LaKErCHiC@*!

    Babydaddy :kiss: I missd ur azz.. :boobs:

  • http://youtu.be/5L1tr0PIx20 Alex ain’t never met no Martin LuthadaKing

    Hmm, I don’t know how to swim….perhaps I should get a big tittay chick so I can just hold on. :thinking:

  • http://youtu.be/hsYI8CPUQsc YSoSrs

    @MANNIE

    Tiddies. :coffee:

  • WUT-IZ-SWAGU

    472

    Phrozen1der says:

    @WUZ She sounds like the type of chick that grunts when it gets real good to her…But me gets the strange feeling that like a roach,or turtle if she gets on her back it’s quitting time..:rofl:
    ——————
    Well on things for sure her knees never get tired when she does it doggie style all she has to do is lean forward and rest on them bad boys… she can prolly go for hours….

  • Mannie

    !*LaKErCHiC@*! says:

    Babydaddy I missd ur azz..
    ___________________________

    Me Right???????

    Or was i the other man?

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hBrmhl70e38 Unpredictable

    @Wut, does I-cup steer the car with her hands or her titties????? :shrugs:

  • http://www.gravatar.com/avatar/db78ef2b213fd6958c1aa6773fe9a6dc?s=80 jeniefrumdabloc

    :offtopic: just had a reminder on why I stay my azz of Twitter and FB, because hypocritical folks :no:

  • !*LaKErCHiC@*!

    :koolaid:

  • Phrozen1der

    Big ones,small ones,some as big as your head… :whistle:

  • Bad Influence

    *pokes OTB in the eye* bish stay giggling :lol:

    @MiniThug, thats mo’ like it woman :hug:

    does anybody wanna hang out with my dad for like..2 or 6 days..he’s doing too much right now. he is on my couch with a Lakers jersey on with the matching warm ups and a Lakers snapback…there is NO game on and i would not be taking him out in all that purple…so he looks ridiculous :smack:

  • Mannie

    YSoSrs says:

    @MANNIE

    Tiddies.
    ________________

    :rofl:

    I can see you know saying that with an EXTRA DRY roll of the eye…

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hBrmhl70e38 Unpredictable

    WUT-IZ-SWAGU says:

    472

    Phrozen1der says:

    @WUZ She sounds like the type of chick that grunts when it gets real good to her…But me gets the strange feeling that like a roach,or turtle if she gets on her back it’s quitting time..:rofl:
    ——————
    Well on things for sure her knees never get tired when she does it doggie style all she has to do is lean forward and rest on them bad boys… she can prolly go for hours….
    _____________

    Get the fugg out!!!!!!!!!!! :dead:

  • http://youtu.be/5L1tr0PIx20 Alex ain’t never met no Martin LuthadaKing

    Umm Mannie, YOU ARE NOT THE FATHER!!!!

    I’s da pappie of that there baby!!

  • Phrozen1der

    @WUT :rofl: Go away!

  • CookieMonsterZ

    :dead: This is what I needed to get through the rest of the day.

  • I Go There

    :coffee:

    I need a nap

  • Bad Influence

    oh i forgot 2 add that he doesn’t have on any socks or shoes either…

    anybody?.. *sad face*

  • OutsidetheBox

    Biggie died today 15yrs ago. I guess this is all appropriate! :cheers:

  • !*LaKErCHiC@*!

    Mannie :hug: my baby daddy is Alex :love:

  • http://youtu.be/5L1tr0PIx20 Alex ain’t never met no Martin LuthadaKing

    Unpredictable says:

    @Wut, does I-cup steer the car with her hands or her titties?????
    ______________
    That’s a good azz question cause if she has short legs…… :no:

  • WUT-IZ-SWAGU

    Unpredictable says:

    @Wut, does I-cup steer the car with her hands or her titties?????

    ———————-
    She has special arm extensions that allow her to reach the wheel…

  • Bad Influence

    oh hello IGO :boobs:

  • http://youtu.be/5L1tr0PIx20 Alex ain’t never met no Martin LuthadaKing

    @Unpredictable
    Can I get you to be Phaedra so we can re-enact the pic in my gravi?

  • Phrozen1der

    I was in 8th grade,about to go to school sitting at the table eating breakfast with my brother and sister when we heard the news on the radio. It was a somber day in New York… :coffee:

  • !*LaKErCHiC@*!

    Alex :hunch:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hBrmhl70e38 Unpredictable

    :dead: @His, that’s how I be feeling when my Dad wears either his lavendar, sky blue, olive green, or mustard color suits with the matching hats to church. SMH. :no:

  • Bad Influence

    smh @ me not realizing who @WUT is… :lol:

  • Mannie

    Alex ain’t never met no Martin LuthadaKing says:

    Umm Mannie, YOU ARE NOT THE FATHER!!!!

    I’s da pappie of that there baby!!
    ______________________________________

    My bad Lakes didnt tell me i was :hump: ing an already claimed cooch…

    Lakes :mad: you got some explaining to do…

  • http://youtu.be/5L1tr0PIx20 Alex ain’t never met no Martin LuthadaKing

    WUT-IZ-SWAGU says:

    Unpredictable says:

    @Wut, does I-cup steer the car with her hands or her titties?????

    ———————-
    She has special arm extensions that allow her to reach the wheel…
    ______________
    :no:

  • Detective Iheart

    What de fugg yall talmbout :obama: < I just love this emote

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hBrmhl70e38 Unpredictable

    Alex ain’t never met no Martin LuthadaKing says:

    @Unpredictable
    Can I get you to be Phaedra so we can re-enact the pic in my gravi?
    _______________

    Does it have to be a pickle, tho????? :no:

  • !*LaKErCHiC@*!

    Igo come lay down :boobs:

  • Bad Influence

    @Mini, he is killing me everytime i stroll past him :rofl: …like, why do u have all of that on right now? :mad:

  • Mannie

    !*LaKErCHiC@*! says:

    Mannie my baby daddy is Alex
    _________________________________

    You just broke my :heart:

    :crying:

  • brownskin A.K.A Creamy

    OutsidetheBox says:

    Biggie died today 15yrs ago. I guess this is all appropriate!
    ______________________________________________________

    yea :shrugs: since we are talkin bout Tiddies :coffee:

  • Phrozen1der

    @Mirs Bless his soul YIKES! :no:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3jsZhYyyPuI FeFe

    I’m trying to eat my lunch and y’all are REALLY trying to make me choke! :rofl:

  • http://youtu.be/5L1tr0PIx20 Alex ain’t never met no Martin LuthadaKing

    @His, that’s how I be feeling when my Dad wears either his lavendar, sky blue, olive green, or mustard color suits with the matching hats to church. SMH.
    _______________
    :rofl: I can’t stand that shyt!! This dude walked in Hooters one day wearing an orange suit, orange shoes, and orange hat. :wtf:

  • WUT-IZ-SWAGU

    WUT-IZ-SWAGU says:

    Unpredictable says:

    @Wut, does I-cup steer the car with her hands or her titties?????
    ———————-
    :think: I remember a time before the arm extensionsshe now uses to steer, we got into a road rage situation cuz her breast kept honking the horn and the driver in front of us thought we were trying to be funny…

  • I Go There

    WUT-IZ-SWAGU says:

    French KI$$E$ says:

    “Super Nintendo, Sega Genesis
    When I was dead broke, man I couldn’t picture this
    50 inch screen, money green leather sofa
    Got two rides, a limousine with a chauffeur
    Phone bill about two G’s flat”

    *pours out a lil more henny for BIG”
    ———————
    If the head right
    Biggie there err night…

    Umm why is that the only part of that song besides the hook I know… and then something about blues clues…
    oh well

    Biggie biggie biggie why can’t you see
    ____________________________________________

    I kick flows for ya, kick down doors for ya
    Even left all my muthafking hoes for ya
    N***as think Frankie **** whipped, n***a picture that
    With a Kodak, Insta-ma-tak
    We don’t get down like that, lay my game down quite flat
    Sweetness, where you parked at
    Petiteness but that ass fat
    She got a body make a n***a wanna eat that… I’m fckig with you

  • Detective Iheart

    Mannie says:

    !*LaKErCHiC@*! says:

    Mannie my baby daddy is Alex
    _________________________________

    You just broke my

    _____________

    I thought Sassy was yo woman :thinking: I wonder how she would feel about this here :karate:

  • !*LaKErCHiC@*!

    Mannie QUE? :rofl: you going to get me :shank: baby daddy a fukn G

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hBrmhl70e38 Unpredictable

    :lol: And my Dad got the nerve to be drivin a 96 Lincoln Town Car. I told him, all he needed was a feather in his hat, a cane, and a few church hoes walking behind him, and he’ll be pimp of the year, fo sho!!! :lol:

  • http://youtu.be/5L1tr0PIx20 Alex ain’t never met no Martin LuthadaKing

    I remember a time before the arm extensionsshe now uses to steer, we got into a road rage situation cuz her breast kept honking the horn and the driver in front of us thought we were trying to be funny…
    _______________________
    :dead:

  • I Go There

    Whats up HIS….

    Keep Banging

  • OutsidetheBox

    Is over here DYING at HIS’ daddy.

    Good gawd. :rofl: I see a mini Man. Please tell me he is tall His! So I can get the image of Man outta my head!

  • http://youtu.be/5L1tr0PIx20 Alex ain’t never met no Martin LuthadaKing

    @Mirs
    You no like pickle? :lol:

  • http://youtu.be/hsYI8CPUQsc YSoSrs

    @MANNIE

    You know me too well. :lol:

  • I Go There

    !*LaKErCHiC@*! says:

    Igo come lay down
    ______________________

    ________/

    Im on it.

  • Detective Iheart

    Unpredictable says:

    And my Dad got the nerve to be drivin a 96 Lincoln Town Car. I told him, all he needed was a feather in his hat, a cane, and a few church hoes walking behind him, and he’ll be pimp of the year, fo sho!!!
    ____________

    :blink: Can we use Church and Hoes in the same sentence :rofl:

  • http://youtu.be/5L1tr0PIx20 Alex ain’t never met no Martin LuthadaKing

    @Laker
    I’ll be sending that $5 child support next week. Make sure Lil Alex get something real nice. :yes:

  • !*LaKErCHiC@*!

    Mannie your woman is sassy u ain’t finna have me murda :nono:

  • Phrozen1der

    @His Tell that Ni*** he gotta chill :rofl:

  • brownskin A.K.A Creamy

    :party: jammin to Planet rock on Pandora :danban:

  • WUT-IZ-SWAGU

    I Go There says:

    WUT-IZ-SWAGU says:

    French KI$$E$ says:

    “Super Nintendo, Sega Genesis
    When I was dead broke, man I couldn’t picture this
    50 inch screen, money green leather sofa
    Got two rides, a limousine with a chauffeur
    Phone bill about two G’s flat”

    *pours out a lil more henny for BIG”
    ———————
    If the head right
    Biggie there err night…

    Umm why is that the only part of that song besides the hook I know… and then something about blues clues…
    oh well

    Biggie biggie biggie why can’t you see
    ____________________________________________

    I kick flows for ya, kick down doors for ya
    Even left all my muthafking hoes for ya
    N***as think Frankie **** whipped, n***a picture that
    With a Kodak, Insta-ma-tak
    We don’t get down like that, lay my game down quite flat
    Sweetness, where you parked at
    Petiteness but that ass fat
    She got a body make a n***a wanna eat that… I’m fckig with you
    —————————
    If the heads right
    Biggie there err night… :whistle:

    :rofl: told you that’s all I know!

  • Detective Iheart

    @Lakes, I just told him that. Her crazy be done kilt both yall asses :shotsfired:

  • http://youtu.be/5L1tr0PIx20 Alex ain’t never met no Martin LuthadaKing

    @His
    You should take a pic of your Daddy and put it as your gravi! :rofl:

  • http://youtu.be/hsYI8CPUQsc YSoSrs

    Sooo :dead: @OGMOMMY

    I love your daddy. :rofl:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hBrmhl70e38 Unpredictable

    Detective Iheart says:

    Unpredictable says:

    And my Dad got the nerve to be drivin a 96 Lincoln Town Car. I told him, all he needed was a feather in his hat, a cane, and a few church hoes walking behind him, and he’ll be pimp of the year, fo sho!!!
    ____________

    Can we use Church and Hoes in the same sentence
    ________________

    You’n know, some of the biggest hoes go to church. Be chasing after the Pastor and the Deacon. Hell, that’s why my Dad met his smut azz baby momma (my lil brother’s mother). :Sad:

  • !*LaKErCHiC@*!

    Baby daddy :ghost: 5 tho?

  • Detective Iheart

    SO we aint gona get a new post today :waiting:

  • Bad Influence

    @Otb my daddy is like 5’8 :lol:

    @Minithug :hahaha: ur dad is just as bad mines lol

  • Mannie

    Detective Iheart says:

    Mannie says:

    !*LaKErCHiC@*! says:

    Mannie my baby daddy is Alex
    _________________________________

    You just broke my

    _____________

    I thought Sassy was yo woman I wonder how she would feel about this here
    ______________________

    You snitchin now… :mad:

    let me go to my :kona: b4 Sassy kill me…

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3jsZhYyyPuI FeFe

    @Mirs

    Honestly your father sounds JUST like mine…

  • Phrozen1der

    @Mirs :rofl: A church hoe don’t have no shame,or respect of person….

  • Daisy

    I lost 15lbs w/the HCG drops my coworker has lost over 50lbs another lost 20. We also did WW and I lost 15 and I recently lost another 15 now I’m trying to lose 10-15 more.

    Jillian Michales DVD is good. So is Insanity and P90X

    I am fasting for Lent

  • Detective Iheart

    @Mannie, I ain’t snitchin I’m the the fuggin resident detective :lol:

  • Phrozen1der

    :lol: my dad kinda young so he still fly and shyt

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hBrmhl70e38 Unpredictable

    @His and FeFe, why our Daddies gotta rock the embarrassing attire???? :sad:

  • Mannie

    !*LaKErCHiC@*! says:

    Mannie your woman is sassy u ain’t finna have me murda
    _________________________________

    You snitching to??????????

    :mad:

  • OutsidetheBox

    Whew. :lol:

  • !*LaKErCHiC@*!

    His I chill with daddy him rockn them lakers :champ: no socks tho

  • Phrozen1der

    @Daisy I gave up alcohol for #Lent do you know how tough it’s been?! And I don’t even drink like that,hell or at least I didn’t think I did :blink:

  • OutsidetheBox

    SO we aint gona get a new post today

    Its your turn :waiting: And I dont know whats wrong with y’all aunty. :no:

    I know she KNOW Beyonce went to the park today!

  • Detective Iheart

    At least yall daddies dont be walking round in jean shorts and tub socks and chit :blink:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hBrmhl70e38 Unpredictable

    Daisy says:

    I lost 15lbs w/the HCG drops my coworker has lost over 50lbs another lost 20. We also did WW and I lost 15 and I recently lost another 15 now I’m trying to lose 10-15 more.

    Jillian Michales DVD is good. So is Insanity and P90X

    I am fasting for Lent
    _____________

    What’s HCG drops??? I heard they issued an arrest warrant for Jillian Michaels, for attempted murder. That heffa tried to assassinate me. :sad:

  • http://youtu.be/5L1tr0PIx20 Alex ain’t never met no Martin LuthadaKing

    @Daisy
    Your coworker lost of 50 on the HCG drops? Did you find that to be a somewhat easy diet? My friend is looking for a diet. She was thinking of doing the 28 day diet but there is not a lot of variety in that.

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3jsZhYyyPuI FeFe

    @His and Mirs

    Do y’all’s daddy’s have a hat to match every fukking suit they own? Do they own suits of various colors??? :ashamed: Do they wear socks pulled all the way up with their shorts in the summertime?

    My daddy drives an old ass Lincoln Towncar and you can’t TELL him he ain’t no playa….

    :waves: @Mannie

  • Mannie

    Detective Iheart says:

    @Mannie, I ain’t snitchin I’m the the fuggin resident detective
    ________________________

    :blank:

    :cuss:

  • yallcrazy

    Whatchall talmbout?

  • Phrozen1der

    :rofl: I really was like OMG who did she try and kill….

  • !*LaKErCHiC@*!

    Mannie :yes: sassy cray yo.. She will run me over n be pissd cuz she got blood on her tires :wail:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hBrmhl70e38 Unpredictable

    Detective Iheart says:

    At least yall daddies dont be walking round in jean shorts and tub socks and chit
    _______________

    My Daddy does that. His azz even wears the khaki shorts with the tube socks and the big clunky Walmart sneakers. SMH. Daddy coulda wore some Nikes. :lol:

  • OutsidetheBox

    They daddies :rofl: And mine too after reading #549. :rofl:

  • yallcrazy

    :yahoo: Alex :danban1:

  • http://youtu.be/5L1tr0PIx20 Alex ain’t never met no Martin LuthadaKing

    @Phro
    I haven’t had a drink since Feb 8…for health reasons. Now, I’m not a big drinker anyway but bc I can’t drink right now I want a drink bad as hell!!!

    *Goes to pop another Lortab*

  • Mannie

    @ Fefe

    Hey wats good? :hi:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3jsZhYyyPuI FeFe

    @Alex

    I lost 15 lbs on the drops too and it was only hard for the first 3 days..you can have variety, you just have to put forth the effort to cook and keep certain foods in your home…it’s nice to have a meat scale around too, that way you can be sure your chicken or turkey is the appropriate size… :yes:

  • WUT-IZ-SWAGU

    Bad Influence says:

    @Otb my daddy is like 5’8

    @Minithug ur dad is just as bad mines lol
    ————————————
    My dad is 97… I just found out a couple months back he use to be a pimp in the 30’s… No joke… My mom was like WHAT?… Yeah the whole story came about when we were talking about my nefew who was on Jerry Springer talking about all his hoe. He just broke out and said “Shoot that’s the worlds oldest profession. Hell Ihad about 50, 60 of them back in my day… Me and my mom was like WHAT?! He just sat over in the corner like this… :coffee: like he just didn’t say that shyt…

  • MissHarlem

    HAPPY FRIDAY YOU SUMMAMABISHES *Bernie Mac voice*

    What yall talking bout :coffee:

  • Phrozen1der

    @Alex Right!!!!! I went to a function last weekend and was killing the chasers with no chasee :lol:

    My dad’s pops dresses like that tho :rofl:

  • Mannie

    !*LaKErCHiC@*! says:

    Mannie sassy cray yo.. She will run me over n be pissd cuz she got blood on her tires
    ________________________

    Sad part is you right…

  • http://youtu.be/5L1tr0PIx20 Alex ain’t never met no Martin LuthadaKing

    My biological contributor came to my high school graduation in a emerald green shiny azz suit. NO ONE else had on a damn suit!! It was held in the hot azz school gym and this fool got on this damn green suit.

  • !*LaKErCHiC@*!

    :no: < looking around for sassy

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hBrmhl70e38 Unpredictable

    FeFe says:

    @His and Mirs

    Do y’all’s daddy’s have a hat to match every fukking suit they own? Do they own suits of various colors??? Do they wear socks pulled all the way up with their shorts in the summertime?

    My daddy drives an old ass Lincoln Towncar and you can’t TELL him he ain’t no playa….
    ____________________

    YESSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!! That fool’s shoes and hats just got to match his colorful azz suits, too. SMH. This is why I will never be seen with him in public on a Sunday. Bless his matching heart.

  • OutsidetheBox

    :rofl: @Wut.

    That remind of the commercial awith “hank” and his wife.

    “Hey Hank…”

    :rofl:

  • Detective Iheart

    @Mannie, Don’t be :blink: me :cuss:

  • http://youtu.be/5L1tr0PIx20 Alex ain’t never met no Martin LuthadaKing

    My dad is 97… I just found out a couple months back he use to be a pimp in the 30?s… No joke… My mom was like WHAT?… Yeah the whole story came about when we were talking about my nefew who was on Jerry Springer talking about all his hoe. He just broke out and said “Shoot that’s the worlds oldest profession. Hell Ihad about 50, 60 of them back in my day… Me and my mom was like WHAT?! He just sat over in the corner like this… like he just didn’t say that shyt…
    ________________________
    :dead: at this story for soooo many reasons

  • yallcrazy

    :dead: @WUT

    SON :hug:

    :waves: Sup Mannie *head nod*

  • I Go There

    !*LaKErCHiC@*! says:

    Mannie sassy cray yo.. She will run me over n be pissd cuz she got blood on her tires
    ____________________________________

    :lol:

    No BS Mannie… Sassy will stab you and when the cops come
    shell be writing hearts on the wall in your blood while wearing a camisole and some boy shorts….

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3jsZhYyyPuI FeFe

    @Wut

    I just recently found out that one of my relatives was a pimp back in the day and he ended up having a baby (my cousin) by his bottom bytch…and we all knew her by her “street” name…

    I also found out that one of my great great aunts filmed a porno back in the 50’s or 60’s… :no:

    @Harlem

    :2dance:

  • http://youtu.be/5L1tr0PIx20 Alex ain’t never met no Martin LuthadaKing

    @Yall
    :hug: Hey!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :steer: Where we going today?

    @Laker
    the judge said $5, so that’s what you get!

  • Mannie

    WUT-IZ-SWAGU says:

    Bad Influence says:

    @Otb my daddy is like 5’8

    @Minithug ur dad is just as bad mines lol
    ————————————
    My dad is 97… I just found out a couple months back he use to be a pimp in the 30?s… No joke… My mom was like WHAT?… Yeah the whole story came about when we were talking about my nefew who was on Jerry Springer talking about all his hoe. He just broke out and said “Shoot that’s the worlds oldest profession. Hell Ihad about 50, 60 of them back in my day… Me and my mom was like WHAT?! He just sat over in the corner like this… like he just didn’t say that shyt…
    ________________________________

    :blink:

    wow

  • WUT-IZ-SWAGU

    FeFe says:

    @His and Mirs

    Do y’all’s daddy’s have a hat to match every fukking suit they own? Do they own suits of various colors??? Do they wear socks pulled all the way up with their shorts in the summertime?

    My daddy drives an old ass Lincoln Towncar and you can’t TELL him he ain’t no playa….
    ——————–
    I should have known my daddy was a OG Pimp cuz all he has EVER driven was Caddys…. Fleetwoods…with the gangsta white walls…hundred spoke rims…… he’s 97 and Im describing his current car… :coffee:

  • yallcrazy

    *moves hands around* CO ORDIN ATE :lol:

  • http://youtu.be/5L1tr0PIx20 Alex ain’t never met no Martin LuthadaKing

    @YOU
    Hello :coffee:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hBrmhl70e38 Unpredictable

    OutsidetheBox says:

    @Wut.

    That remind of the commercial awith “hank” and his wife.

    “Hey Hank…”
    ______________________

    I just knew Hank’s azz had passed away, and that was the purpose of the commercial, til his azz walked in, tawkin bout, “You’re welcome.” :lol:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3jsZhYyyPuI FeFe

    No BS Mannie… Sassy will stab you and when the cops come
    shell be writing hearts on the wall in your blood while wearing a camisole and some boy shorts….

    ________

    :rofl: :rofl:

    With some stilettos, her hair pulled up in a bun, and some cold-blooded ass Prada shades on!

  • yallcrazy

    Alex :steer: Let’s go find your Sissy, because she’s playin’ hooky today yo! :yes:

  • http://youtu.be/5L1tr0PIx20 Alex ain’t never met no Martin LuthadaKing

    So Daisy just gon come up in here and bring up the diet and then disappear?!? :waiting:

  • Detective Iheart

    Unpredictable says:

    Detective Iheart says:

    At least yall daddies dont be walking round in jean shorts and tub socks and chit
    _______________

    My Daddy does that. His azz even wears the khaki shorts with the tube socks and the big clunky Walmart sneakers. SMH. Daddy coulda wore some Nikes
    ________________

    Mine wears Nikes sneaks and that dont make it no betta :no: He still has one of the striped guess shirts from the 90’s that errbody had :blink: and thats his “dress” shirt :no:

  • I Go There

    FeFe says:

    @Wut

    I just recently found out that one of my relatives was a pimp back in the day and he ended up having a baby (my cousin) by his bottom bytch…and we all knew her by her “street” name…

    I also found out that one of my great great aunts filmed a porno back in the 50?s or 60?s…
    __________________________________________

    My Great aunt Ran a brothel in East Texas

  • Detective Iheart

    FeFe says:

    No BS Mannie… Sassy will stab you and when the cops come
    shell be writing hearts on the wall in your blood while wearing a camisole and some boy shorts….

    ________

    With some stilettos, her hair pulled up in a bun, and some cold-blooded ass Prada shades on!

    _____________

    Dont forget the trench coat :coffee:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dEureObx87M JMO

    Phrozen1der says:

    Women folks are HIGHlarious dudes never be like “how big is your peen? 7 inches word that’s it?!… Bruh,I was like 9 in middle school” cause that would just be weird and not right :rofl:
    ____________________________________________________

    :dead:

  • MissHarlem

    SON :2dance: One more chance remix

    FEFE :hug: heyyyy suga

    YOU :rolleyes: HMPH x 1000000000000000000000000000000

  • WUT-IZ-SWAGU

    FeFe says:

    @Wut

    I just recently found out that one of my relatives was a pimp back in the day and he ended up having a baby (my cousin) by his bottom bytch…and we all knew her by her “street” name…

    I also found out that one of my great great aunts filmed a porno back in the 50?s or 60?s…

    @Harlem
    ———————-
    Are we related? :rofl: I have a aunt that in one of the old porn movies when black women were taboo doing it with a white man… from what I saw.. I mean was told… :coffee: her porny name was Desire’ or some shyt…..

    Damn where is my bag over the head gravi when I need it…. :typing:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3jsZhYyyPuI FeFe

    @Alex

    Scroll up, I brought it up initially, I think @Daisy was just adding kind of late in the convo! :)

  • Mannie

    I Go There says:

    !*LaKErCHiC@*! says:

    Mannie sassy cray yo.. She will run me over n be pissd cuz she got blood on her tires
    ____________________________________

    No BS Mannie… Sassy will stab you and when the cops come
    shell be writing hearts on the wall in your blood while wearing a camisole and some boy shorts….
    _____________________________

    Not gonna lie when she told the story about her running that car into her dudes car i was like :blink:

    I really was a lil scurred for a second and i wasn’t even there…

  • I Go There

    FeFe says:

    No BS Mannie… Sassy will stab you and when the cops come
    shell be writing hearts on the wall in your blood while wearing a camisole and some boy shorts….

    ________

    With some stilettos, her hair pulled up in a bun, and some cold-blooded ass Prada shades on!
    ______________________________

    Exaclty…

    Police kick in the door

    she talking bout “Thank Goodness you guys got here… I cant get mannie to wake up, so I wrote hearts on the wall till he opened his eyes”

    Mannie over there dead as hell.

  • http://youtu.be/5L1tr0PIx20 Alex ain’t never met no Martin LuthadaKing

    @FeFe
    Oh ok. So, have you tried one?

  • yallcrazy

    Yall forgot to say that Sassy will have on her all-black Matrix gear :lol:

    What that fool say….the beatee doesn’t even know that the beating is coming, but the beater (Sassy) knows….. :rofl:

  • OutsidetheBox

    *opens jacket to show mushroom print lining* :lol:

  • WUT-IZ-SWAGU

    Unpredictable says:

    OutsidetheBox says:

    @Wut.

    That remind of the commercial awith “hank” and his wife.

    “Hey Hank…”
    ______________________

    I just knew Hank’s azz had passed away, and that was the purpose of the commercial, til his azz walked in, tawkin bout, “You’re welcome.”

    —————-
    I loooove that commercial
    “You are one lucky woman!” :rofl:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3jsZhYyyPuI FeFe

    @Wut

    I ain’t see that chit…. *shivers*

    I just heard about it from one of my aunts…yeah, it was back in the day when it was taboo like a muhfukka! :lol:

  • NaijaGal

    :dead: at all of yall…FeFe, Phro, Bad Influence, WUT, Alex, Unpre
    :wail: :wail: <<<my tears from all the laughter

  • OutsidetheBox

    and thats his “dress” shirt

    :rofl: :rofl:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pAzGSRdTGgA&feature=player_embedded AWESOME

    :whistle:
    Niggaz can’t bang with us
    try to do me
    my crew be unruly
    to old schools cats that call gats toolies
    call black moolies
    think it’s cool to smoke woolies
    and fuk without rubbers
    specialize in killin wives and grandmothers…..

    What up yall

  • yallcrazy

    @SON

    :whistle:

    Biggie, gimme one more chance

    *picks the needle from the record and plays*
    :whistle:

    All the ladies in the place with style and grace…..

  • I Go There

    Mannie says:

    I Go There says:

    !*LaKErCHiC@*! says:

    Mannie sassy cray yo.. She will run me over n be pissd cuz she got blood on her tires
    ____________________________________

    No BS Mannie… Sassy will stab you and when the cops come
    shell be writing hearts on the wall in your blood while wearing a camisole and some boy shorts….
    _____________________________

    Not gonna lie when she told the story about her running that car into her dudes car i was like

    I really was a lil scurred for a second and i wasn’t even there…
    ___________________________________________

    Prett but dangerous as hell…

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dEureObx87M JMO

    :rofl:

  • Detective Iheart

    I Go There says:

    FeFe says:

    No BS Mannie… Sassy will stab you and when the cops come
    shell be writing hearts on the wall in your blood while wearing a camisole and some boy shorts….

    ________

    With some stilettos, her hair pulled up in a bun, and some cold-blooded ass Prada shades on!
    ______________________________

    Exaclty…

    Police kick in the door

    she talking bout “Thank Goodness you guys got here… I cant get mannie to wake up, so I wrote hearts on the wall till he opened his eyes”

    Mannie over there dead as hell.
    __________

    :rofl:

  • OutsidetheBox

    Mannie over there dead as hell.

    :rofl:

    I just knew Hank’s azz had passed away, and that was the purpose of the commercial, til his azz walked in, tawkin bout, “You’re welcome.”

    —————-
    I loooove that commercial
    “You are one lucky woman!”

    I swear all yall daddies named Hank now, in my head. :rofl:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3jsZhYyyPuI FeFe

    @Alex

    Yeah, I was on the diet for like 40 days… it was difficult for the first 3 days, like almost torture…but once I got past that I was good…and I had to go and purchase all my lean meats, and I cut them and measured them ahead of time so that when it came time to cook it would be easy to do. I kept fresh and frozen veggies on deck and the only thing I kept cheating with was my Twizzlers (I :heart: Twizzlers)….I prolly could have lost more if I didn’t cheat with those…

  • Detective Iheart

    AWESOME says:

    Niggaz can’t bang with us
    try to do me
    my crew be unruly
    to old schools cats that call gats toolies
    call black moolies
    think it’s cool to smoke woolies
    and fuk without rubbers
    specialize in killin wives and grandmothers…..

    _______________

    Great :smoke: song

  • VDot

    I also found out that one of my great great aunts filmed a porno back in the 50?s or 60?s… .

    :blink: :blink:

    That’s probably back when the pornos were in black and white. No sound. With two sets of afros! :rofl:

  • yallcrazy

    :offtopic: pissoB has pics of Kinkachew and cb leaving the club all happy and ish :coffee:

    Somewhere ri is probably self-medicating :no:

  • NaijaGal

    I just saw a pic of Cee-Lo as Jet Beauty of the week on Y B F and let’s just say there are no words

  • Detective Iheart

    << My daddy country ass name is Harold :rofl:

  • Ms.Fashion

    607 comments???? :blink:

    WTF I been at all day????

  • !*LaKErCHiC@*!

    Igo why Mannie trying to get me killed :cry: Heeelp

  • Mannie

    Prett but dangerous as hell…

    ________________________________

    MAAAAAAANNNNNNNNNNNN

  • brownskin A.K.A Creamy

    97 yo daddy Ninty seven :blink: Wow

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3jsZhYyyPuI FeFe

    <—my daddy's name is Willis….

  • yallcrazy

    OutsidetheBox says:

    *opens jacket to show mushroom print lining*
    ———-
    *moves hands all around again* CO ORDIN ATE :rofl:

  • WUT-IZ-SWAGU

    Detective Iheart says:

    Unpredictable says:

    Detective Iheart says:

    At least yall daddies dont be walking round in jean shorts and tub socks and chit
    _______________

    My Daddy does that. His azz even wears the khaki shorts with the tube socks and the big clunky Walmart sneakers. SMH. Daddy coulda wore some Nikes
    ________________

    Mine wears Nikes sneaks and that dont make it no betta He still has one of the striped guess shirts from the 90?s that errbody had and thats his “dress” shirt
    ———–
    :nono: My pimptastic daddy is waaaay the opposite… can I tell you what happened at one of my basketball games? This was the first time my moms came to my game…I don’t know where the hayel she thought basketball games were held but in walks Ms Ma’am in a shimmy dress and a 3/4 length FUR COAT. Jewlery on like Mrs T and a curly wig… :blink: Pops right next to her in a grey suit matching hat and leather coat shiny gators and a huge pinky ring… :smack: College was never tha same from allll the freeakin ROASTING that happened afterwards….

  • Mannie

    !*LaKErCHiC@*! says:

    Igo why Mannie trying to get me killed Heeelp
    _________________________

    Eat aint cheatin… :rofl:

    lmao runns to :kona: b4 Sassy pop up…

  • I Go There

    Laker

    I would do that…but If yall get caught I aint in it.

  • !*LaKErCHiC@*!

    :lol: baby daddy… Dam judge :cuss:

  • yallcrazy

    somebody just put this:
    Rihanna will be buying a new computer later,, because she just smashed the one that was in front of her when she checked this out lol

  • http://youtu.be/hsYI8CPUQsc YSoSrs

    Oh…well…I just got regular everyday hos in my family. They wasn’t even good enough for pimps and Caddys. :shrugs:

  • Detective Iheart

    WUT-IZ-SWAGU says:

    Detective Iheart says:

    Unpredictable says:

    Detective Iheart says:

    At least yall daddies dont be walking round in jean shorts and tub socks and chit
    _______________

    My Daddy does that. His azz even wears the khaki shorts with the tube socks and the big clunky Walmart sneakers. SMH. Daddy coulda wore some Nikes
    ________________

    Mine wears Nikes sneaks and that dont make it no betta He still has one of the striped guess shirts from the 90?s that errbody had and thats his “dress” shirt
    ———–
    My pimptastic daddy is waaaay the opposite… can I tell you what happened at one of my basketball games? This was the first time my moms came to my game…I don’t know where the hayel she thought basketball games were held but in walks Ms Ma’am in a shimmy dress and a 3/4 length FUR COAT. Jewlery on like Mrs T and a curly wig… Pops right next to her in a grey suit matching hat and leather coat shiny gators and a huge pinky ring… College was never tha same from allll the freeakin ROASTING that happened afterwards….

    ____________

    :rofl: They was SHARB huh :yes:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hBrmhl70e38 Unpredictable

    My Dad’s idea of a “dress down” shirt is a plaid button-down. :lol: Picture a khaki plaid button-down shirt +khaki shorts + white tube socks pulled up to his knees + and some big azz clunky white Walmart sneakers = years of embarrassment. :crying:

  • Bad Influence

    :yawn: who wants 2 make me a sammich?

    Harlem, whats going on with u and lil buddy miguel? :waiting:

  • Phrozen1der

    @FeFe Is that Aunt classy,or is she the one who you can tell is a woman of less than upstanding moral character? One of my friends from high school her mom was a hoe,it was something in her walk and smell I knew it…I knew like three of her son’s fathers and they were all mad cool with each other…. :coffee:

  • WUT-IZ-SWAGU

    OutsidetheBox says:

    Mannie over there dead as hell.

    I just knew Hank’s azz had passed away, and that was the purpose of the commercial, til his azz walked in, tawkin bout, “You’re welcome.”

    —————-
    I loooove that commercial
    “You are one lucky woman!”

    I swear all yall daddies named Hank now, in my head.
    ——————-
    :rofl:

  • http://youtu.be/5L1tr0PIx20 Alex ain’t never met no Martin LuthadaKing

    I just saw a pic of Cee-Lo as Jet Beauty of the week on Y B F and let’s just say there are no words
    _________________
    You’re kidding, right?!?

  • yallcrazy

    I Go There says:

    Laker

    I would do that…but If yall get caught I aint in it.
    ———————
    IONO what yall are talmbout BUT if questioned I’m gonna say that I’m certain that you did it! :lol:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3jsZhYyyPuI FeFe

    @I Go

    My great great aunts (not the one in the porno) down in Arkansas were running a brothel…no joke…

  • I Go There

    Mannie says:

    !*LaKErCHiC@*! says:

    Igo why Mannie trying to get me killed Heeelp
    _________________________

    Eat aint cheatin…

    lmao runns to b4 Sassy pop up…
    ________________________________

    :lol:

    I use to take em out to eat
    but that wasnt really eating
    Mighta got a lil head
    but that wasnt really Cheatin

  • OutsidetheBox

    :rofl: :rofl: At LEAST the fur wasnt full length??? :rofl:

    Good gawd..thinking of Jerrod’s parents. :rofl:

  • Phrozen1der

    @WUT Did you disown them?! :rofl:

  • !*LaKErCHiC@*!

    Igo u scared too?? :rofl:
    Mannie :tape: SHAT UP DAM IT!!!

  • http://youtu.be/5L1tr0PIx20 Alex ain’t never met no Martin LuthadaKing

    @Bad
    You wanna be startin somethin I see!!! Don’t worry about all that!

  • Mannie

    I Go There says:

    Laker

    I would do that…but If yall get caught I aint in it
    ______________________________

    Sassy not even here and we scuurred… :rofl:

  • Bad Influence

    i cant believe ya’ll ninjas bought Hank into this :hahaha:

  • WUT-IZ-SWAGU

    Detective Iheart says:

    WUT-IZ-SWAGU says:

    Detective Iheart says:

    Unpredictable says:

    Detective Iheart says:

    At least yall daddies dont be walking round in jean shorts and tub socks and chit
    _______________

    My Daddy does that. His azz even wears the khaki shorts with the tube socks and the big clunky Walmart sneakers. SMH. Daddy coulda wore some Nikes
    ________________

    Mine wears Nikes sneaks and that dont make it no betta He still has one of the striped guess shirts from the 90?s that errbody had and thats his “dress” shirt
    ———–
    My pimptastic daddy is waaaay the opposite… can I tell you what happened at one of my basketball games? This was the first time my moms came to my game…I don’t know where the hayel she thought basketball games were held but in walks Ms Ma’am in a shimmy dress and a 3/4 length FUR COAT. Jewlery on like Mrs T and a curly wig… Pops right next to her in a grey suit matching hat and leather coat shiny gators and a huge pinky ring… College was never tha same from allll the freeakin ROASTING that happened afterwards….

    ____________

    They was SHARB huh
    ———–
    Than a mutherf–kin Tack ya hear me?!!! Please don’t tell them otherwise… After that I conviently forgot our roster… I could never remember when our next game was… :nono:

  • Phrozen1der

    @FeFe Do they smell different?? I swear hoes,or women with numerous baby fathers have a different smell… :rofl:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3jsZhYyyPuI FeFe

    @Phrozen

    I never knew her…I just heard about her and saw pics…from the looks of things she looked normal, just led a somewhat double life :shrugs: :lol:

  • Detective Iheart

    <<< Real Beauty of the week :coffee:

  • yallcrazy

    it was something in her walk and smell I knew it…
    :dead:

  • !*LaKErCHiC@*!

    Cee lo :no:

  • http://youtu.be/5L1tr0PIx20 Alex ain’t never met no Martin LuthadaKing

    Do they smell different?? I swear hoes,or women with numerous baby fathers have a different smell
    _____________________
    You ain’t no muthafluckin good, you hear!!!!!!! :rofl: What do they smell like? 30 day old fish grease?!? :thinking:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hBrmhl70e38 Unpredictable

    WUT-IZ-SWAGU says:

    Detective Iheart says:

    Unpredictable says:

    Detective Iheart says:

    At least yall daddies dont be walking round in jean shorts and tub socks and chit
    _______________

    My Daddy does that. His azz even wears the khaki shorts with the tube socks and the big clunky Walmart sneakers. SMH. Daddy coulda wore some Nikes
    ________________

    Mine wears Nikes sneaks and that dont make it no betta He still has one of the striped guess shirts from the 90?s that errbody had and thats his “dress” shirt
    ———–
    My pimptastic daddy is waaaay the opposite… can I tell you what happened at one of my basketball games? This was the first time my moms came to my game…I don’t know where the hayel she thought basketball games were held but in walks Ms Ma’am in a shimmy dress and a 3/4 length FUR COAT. Jewlery on like Mrs T and a curly wig… Pops right next to her in a grey suit matching hat and leather coat shiny gators and a huge pinky ring… College was never tha same from allll the freeakin ROASTING that happened afterwards….
    _____________

    This is when I would’ve cussed my parents all the way out, and wore the azz-whoopin that followed, cuz….. :no: Hail nah, they would not have came out lookin like that.

  • Phrozen1der

    @FeFe :lol: Was her hair dyed??

  • brownskin A.K.A Creamy

    YSoSrs says:

    Oh…well…I just got regular everyday hos in my family. They wasn’t even good enough for pimps and Caddys.
    _____________________________________________________

    R u my cuzin :coffee:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3jsZhYyyPuI FeFe

    :dead: @them SMELLING different! :rofl:

    Ion be up on chicks to smell ‘em like that…do their whole bodies stink or just their boxes? :coffee:

  • Mannie

    !*LaKErCHiC@*! says:

    Igo u scared too??
    Mannie SHAT UP DAM IT!!!
    __________________________

    :rofl:

    Nope… :tittays:

    **Dodges sniper rounds from Sassy** :kona:

  • I Go There

    FeFe says:

    @I Go

    My great great aunts (not the one in the porno) down in Arkansas were running a brothel…no joke…
    ________________________________

    Oh yeah?

    Thats a trip
    Its a small town in East Texas where everyboyd knows my Family and They talk about all that went WAY before I was born. Shait was crazy.

  • Phrozen1der

    @Yall @Alex They smell like a thousand peens let loose in them,you know that smell??? :rofl:

  • MissHarlem

    FIANCE how the fluck I get reduced to HARLEM :stop: it and ALEX is just ALEX her ass is rude so I greeted her that way.

  • http://youtu.be/5L1tr0PIx20 Alex ain’t never met no Martin LuthadaKing

    If @WUT and @UNPREDICTABLE don’t stop copying and pasting that long azz comment!!!!! :mad:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3jsZhYyyPuI FeFe

    @Phrozen

    :lol: ion rememba!!! :rofl:

  • WUT-IZ-SWAGU

    Phrozen1der says:

    @WUT Did you disown them?!

    ———————-
    I couldn’t… they were paying for college! But in my mind Phrozen…in my mind they were dead to me!!!! :rofl: I’m telling you my mom thought she was the best Tina Turner look alike you eva did see! And Old Ike…. I shouldn’t use that analogy my dad never hit my mom… but she shole brok a few vase across his head…

  • !*LaKErCHiC@*!

    Sassy ain’t scared of no diabla…

  • Phrozen1der

    @FeFe I think it’s they box,it just seems like it wouldn’t be as tidy and fresh..or is it just me? :shrugs:

  • MissHarlem

    PHRO git yo ass out of here with all that :hahaha:

    UMMM YALL JUST GONNA STAY IN THIS POST?!!!!

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hBrmhl70e38 Unpredictable

    Phrozen1der says:

    @FeFe Is that Aunt classy,or is she the one who you can tell is a woman of less than upstanding moral character? One of my friends from high school her mom was a hoe, it was something in her walk and smell I knew it…I knew like three of her son’s fathers and they were all mad cool with each other….
    ______________

    :dead:

  • http://youtu.be/5L1tr0PIx20 Alex ain’t never met no Martin LuthadaKing

    MissHarlem says:

    FIANCE how the fluck I get reduced to HARLEM stop it and ALEX is just ALEX her ass is rude so I greeted her that way.
    ______________________
    :whistle:
    But you put on quite a show
    Very entertaining

  • Phrozen1der

    @WUT :dead:

  • NaijaGal

    @Alex you can’t make the ish up…see Detective iheart’s gravi, please and thank you

  • OutsidetheBox

    Tell me Hank dont look like every piece of clothing he owns “matches” :rofl:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3jsZhYyyPuI FeFe

    @Phrozen

    :hurl: that’s just nasty…them bishes need to invest in Summer’s Eve if they have that prollem! :rofl:

  • I Go There

    !*LaKErCHiC@*! says:

    Igo u scared too??
    ___________________________

    I learned a long time ago
    when a women is down for hurting ya
    its best not to upset her.

  • Phrozen1der

    @Harlem :rofl:

  • OutsidetheBox

    or women with numerous baby fathers have a different smell…

    :rofl: :dead: You little fukka :rofl:

  • http://youtu.be/5L1tr0PIx20 Alex ain’t never met no Martin LuthadaKing

    @Phro
    I don’t know NATHAN about no 1000 peen smell up in the juice box. :no: You are messing with the wrong chicks bro!!

  • http://youtu.be/hsYI8CPUQsc YSoSrs

    Hos actually smell like shame and low esteem of self. So, you know, whatever scent Fantasia wears. :coffee:

  • Detective Iheart

    SO yall jus gon ack like yall dont see all dis sexxiness in my dayum gravi :rollseyes:

  • Bad Influence

    Alex dnt make me shank u bew..dnt do it bew!

  • Phrozen1der

    @FeFe I don’t think that would help,it’s like dead spirits living in them :rofl: #DirtyBishes

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3jsZhYyyPuI FeFe

    @Harlem

    Iono which post to move to, all the other ones have long ass threads too! :lol:

  • !*LaKErCHiC@*!

    Harlem :hug: *fondels his ear* you down for a laker sammy

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hBrmhl70e38 Unpredictable

    I need OTB to exit stage left, asap, tawkin bout “at least it wasn’t floor length.” :rofl:

  • http://youtu.be/5L1tr0PIx20 Alex ain’t never met no Martin LuthadaKing

    NaijaGal says:

    @Alex you can’t make the ish up…see Detective iheart’s gravi, please and thank you
    __________________________
    I don’t wanna!!! I’m scared!! :no:

  • Detective Iheart

    OutsidetheBox says:

    or women with numerous baby fathers have a different smell…

    You little fukka
    _______________

    Offended much :rofl:

  • Phrozen1der

    @YSo :rofl:

    @Alex Nah,you have seen them…I don’t deal with classless anyone’s platonically or romantically tho LLS!

    @OTB LOL!

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3jsZhYyyPuI FeFe

    :dead: @Iheart’s gravie

    :dead: @YSo referencing Fantasia’s “scent” she wears…

    And fukking :dead: @Phrozen and his “dead spirits living in them”

    I CANNNNTTTTT!!!! :wail:

  • http://youtu.be/hsYI8CPUQsc YSoSrs

    Get all them putrid pusses some Tidy Cat and call it a day. :shrugs:

  • Detective Iheart

    Let move to the lil boy with the purse post from yesterday :kona:

  • http://youtu.be/5L1tr0PIx20 Alex ain’t never met no Martin LuthadaKing

    Detective Iheart says:

    SO yall jus gon ack like yall dont see all dis sexxiness in my dayum gravi
    _______________________
    So they’re just going to airbrush 300 lbs off of him and act like we don’t notice. :no:

  • WUT-IZ-SWAGU

    @ Unpred (since Alex is tired of reading)

    Girl I never knew they would pull that on me like that? I was at school the whole day! When they rolled up in there and my teammates instantly knew who it was and started clowning… my game was off the whole night! I almost felt like Kevin Hart “alright alright aaalllriiight! you gone learn today!”

  • Phrozen1der

    @OTB My brother’s oldest daughters mother would be an example..She’s been breeding since 14 she looks like a carrier of the scent.. :rofl:

  • brownskin A.K.A Creamy

    :cya: <<<<<<<<<< really saying this page is loading to slow see yall in anotha post

  • http://youtu.be/5L1tr0PIx20 Alex ain’t never met no Martin LuthadaKing

    WUT-IZ-SWAGU says:

    @ Unpred (since Alex is tired of reading)
    ____________________
    :hahaha: Thanks!

  • !*LaKErCHiC@*!

    Mannie :nono:

  • NaijaGal

    “alright alright aaalllriiight! you gone learn today!”
    :rofl: :rofl: funny ish

  • WUT-IZ-SWAGU

    YSoSrs says:

    Hos actually smell like shame and low esteem of self. So, you know, whatever scent Fantasia wears.
    ——————
    Jean Nate’?

  • http://youtu.be/5L1tr0PIx20 Alex ain’t never met no Martin LuthadaKing

    So are we moving to the Chanel post?

  • MissHarlem

    FEFE lets try to move these mofos

    PHRO how I miss your commentary please stop (now really please continue)

    LAKER :kiss: anywhere chica its FRIDAYYYYY sandwiches all day

    YOU :whistle: you really had me going PLEASE

  • Detective Iheart

    :dead: @ Phro and “the scent”

  • !*LaKErCHiC@*!

    Le go to another post

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3jsZhYyyPuI FeFe

    I just moved, this post is breaking my computer…

  • http://youtu.be/hsYI8CPUQsc YSoSrs

    @WUT

    More like Dimetapp. A dab behind each ear and on the pulse points when she’s not swigging it to get put on suicide watch for attention. :coffee:

  • Detective Iheart

    :warning: BRANG YALL ASS IN THE CHANEL POST DOWNSTAIRS :warning:

  • yallcrazy

    Ewwwww stop playing Phro :twofingersholdingnose:

    :2dance: Ho’boygurrggggg

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FeuqgD6GKjw&feature=related French KI$$E$

    just cause i want to be #700

    :danban:

  • Mochacashmere

    FeFe says:

    @I Go
    My great great aunts (not the one in the porno) down in Arkansas were running a brothel…no joke…
    __________________________________________________________________
    Fe Fe, what part of Arkansas are you aunts from? I was born and raised there.

  • bigtyme

    i’m late…but if IGo is around…where in east tx is your family? My family is from a small town there too…Jacksonville

  • 3halos

    I can’t even pretend to get excited about this video/song.

  • http://youtu.be/EyiYdrc2e9Y tierraboo618

    I love the song, but I swear Usher is looking more and more like :chickenhead: George as the years go by…