Wouldn’t it be funny if…

Sandra Rose March 27, 2012

…Rihanna was really pregnant with Chris Brown’s baby? We know from a very good source that Rihanna and her abusive former boyfriend have been hooking up in recent weeks. But wouldn’t it be funny if she forget to use protection?

Sassy! Muthaf**king, Sassy!

Not funny, just sad, pitiful, disgusting, trifling, a failure, (insert some other synonyms for “not a goddamn thing to be proud of” here), etc….
yallcrazy

ion care enough to care #honest
Nyedai

O/T is it true that Zimmerman has/had people working in law enforcement in some capacity????
Angie

Hell no that aint funny! Rihanna isn’t stable rite now, and she seems like she has some personal issues that need addressing. I don’t believe it for a second that she’s pregnant.
http://youtu.be/hsYI8CPUQsc YSoSrs

Funny? No. Dangerous? Yes. That herp ain’t no joke and CB needs to keep his peencil (pencil peen) shrink wrapped for protection.
Angie

What mag is that anyway? ….Famous?… What?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FeuqgD6GKjw&feature=related French KI$$E$

where did this come from?
West Coast Chick

YSoSrs says:

Funny? No. Dangerous? Yes. That herp ain’t no joke and CB needs to keep his peencil (pencil peen) shrink wrapped for protection.

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West Coast Chick

I wonder if you can trasmit herpes to infants during child birth?
Posche

@West Coast

Yes you can. That’s why the moms

have to have c-sections.
Posche

@West Coast

Also it can cause the baby

to be blind.
West Coast Chick

Posche says:

@West Coast

Also it can cause the baby

to be blind.

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7je-DEQgPJk&feature=related ELove

OF COURSE I Don’t Believe THIS… But If Rhi-Rhi was to get Pregnant I’m QUITE SURE They’ve been FAR WORSE Females that have had BABIES Before (NO Shade Here…)
West Coast Chick

ELove says:

OF COURSE I Don’t Believe THIS… But If Rhi-Rhi was to get Pregnant I’m QUITE SURE They’ve been FAR WORSE Females that have had BABIES Before (NO Shade Here…)

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you aint lyin about that…just read that some crazy chick in Scaramento CA had got arrested..police cant find her baby.. he’s been missing for 11 months.. no one reported him missing or blinked an eye- smh
West Coast Chick

OR the chick that just slit her 1 yr old babys throat
MochaT

This girl needs an intervention ASAP!!! A baby would only make it worse. Poor child would be neglected because she can’t even take care of herself. Praying it’s not true.
https://sandrarose.com Sandra Rose

@ Nyedai: Zimmerman’s father is a retired judge and his mother is a magistrate clerk. In other words, they are able to make even his most serious offenses disappear.
lovezoe

What’s this about Tami having a mild heart attack?
brenden

Rekia Boyd<<<Just now hearing about this woman. What the hell is going on?!! Wow.

As far as Rihanna being pregnant…Hey whatev,,,As long as she dont pass the h***** on to the baby,,,More power to her Im diggin some of the new smileys.
Trendsetter

So Tami from BBW had a mild heart attack
brenden

Wow @Westie,,,You read my mind,,,If she has it of course,,,I dont think she does (((positive thinker here))) I think however @Posche,,,Correct me if Im wrong,,,,Its the genital strain that can be transmitted during birth…Rih allegedly has the oral,,,Based on the appearance of mysterious things around her top lip which lead folks to jump to that conclusion
yallcrazy

Yso, check out today’s posts from this a.m.
Daisy

I didn’t see the problem with CBs peen he wasn’t even standing at attn

Good Evening :wave:
Posche

@Brenden

We may need to ask Sandra if both

strains of the disease can be passed

along to the newborn.
yallcrazy

Wait I thought if you have the sex transmitted herp you get cold sores on mouth too. Iono though
Posche

@Sandra Rose

Can the oral form of herpes be

passed along to the newborn during

natural childbirth or is it just the

genital strain?
brenden

Hey Posche,,,This prolly the first time I get to talk to you in real time.lolol…Yo boss musta had went home for the day huh?LOL #Noherpes

@Yall…Oh you wouldnt know huh??? Ummmhmmm heffa
yallcrazy

Condoms doesnt stop people from contracting herpes I know that I read that
Posche

@ Brenden

I don’t work my love.

At least not a 9-5….
yallcrazy

Brenden I am warning yew! I will not bust any more of your back thigh pimples if you keep it up! #mrpuss
Posche

@Sandra Rose

Can the oral form of herpes be

passed along to the newborn during

natural childbirth or is it just the

genital strain?
Posche

Where do you live Brenden?

I’m in Alabama…
brenden

@Yall well let me shut up then,,,Cuzz cant nobody pop a black head like you can…Question,,,Or you an aka?

@Posche Masturbating on skype is def a 9to5,,,You have sponsors,,,You get paid,,,You file a tax return,,,I mean yeah, you use your niece and nephew illegally as dependents,,But still
brenden

I live in Los Angeles,,,Born and raised Always thought that I would retire down south,,,But I dont know if I could deal with these ol backwoods azz police officer and their policies #RealTalk Not that the LAPD is,,,But still,,,I dont think certain things could go down the way they do else where Did you read Sinead Oconners (sp) open letter regarding Trayvon and young Black men?
brenden

^^^Should say are you an AKA not or…

And Posche you know Sandra dont respond to us,,,Only her favorites #TeachersPet #CliqueGang
Posche

No masturbating for me.

Jesus Christ is my sponsor.

He ALWAYS works it out!

I have three dependents

21, 20, and 9 years old.

I started really young….

Don’t judge me.

One of my sons play college football.
Posche

Sandra always responds to me…
brenden

Posche says:

Sandra always responds to me…

^^Prolly cuzz shes seen your show Dont ban me Sandy Wow…You have adult children huh? I have 0 kids,,,I was born with a narrow urethra you know,,,Naw,,,No kids tho….However feel free to call me daddy
Posche

Okay ‘Daddy.’

Please tell one of your funny stories…Daddy.
yallcrazy

@Brenden, no I am not. I get asked that alot. But you can’t see me, so this is a first.

I saw Sinead O.Connor.s letter I hope SR posts it. I emailed her about it yesterday.

Anyhoo
EB

@ daisy CB peen looked like a wire hanger
brenden

A funny story??? I dont have any…Nothings happened to me lately,,,Went to the doctor on Friday,,,Turns out that sticky grayish discharge coming from my penis was caused by a jujbe that was lodged underneath my foreskin…How crazy is that? You may ask-How the hail does a jujube get underneath there? Good question,,,Well its no secret that Im a chubby chaser…Y*o,,,YallStill,,,I likes um,,,Jolly,,,Anyway Posche,,,Turns out that letting a big girl pleasure you orally can be quite hazardous,,,Somebody forgot to floss before hand and boom…Its all good tho,,,The sticky discharge was mother natures way of fighting off infection. Come to find out d*ck cheese not only promotes healthy hair, nails and skin,,,It also has antibiotic effects,,,They say the vag is self cleansing,,,But who knew the penis was as well
brenden

I was reaching @Yall,,,I saw some one refer to you by a name that myself and others refer to a woman I know,,,Shes an AKA,,,SO I thought??? Could it be.lol…Woulda been crazy if you were her.lol…Small world yanno
Posche

Brenden you’re so silly..!

Sticky discharge? Ewwwww….

I still love the story about you

wanting your roommate until he

passed gas and his black nail on

His baby toe waved at you.
brenden

I still love the story about you
wanting your roommate until he
passed gas and his black nail on
His baby toe waved at you.

^^And that was a true story Iz you married?
Posche

Nope not married.

Very single.
Posche

Please tell that story about your roommate

one more time…………pleaseeeeee
brenden

A unreliable website is reporting that the officer Zimmerman assaulted was Black…I wonder if thats true? Of course his colored friend would say thats just a coincidence…Idk why I continue to follow this story,,,I bet my blood pressure is sky high,,,Its hard to tell yanno,,,Im sweating as I type,,,and i knw random bouts of sweat is a sign of HBP,,,Then again walking from the living room to the kitchen causes a light perspiration in me,,,However I think thats just the excitement and anticipation of food…I dunno
brenden

Please tell that story about your roommate
one more time…………pleaseeeee

^^LMAO you are crazy…I dont remember half the stuff I say I swear it was true tho Are you dating??? Is it just you and your youngest? #NoStalker just curious.
Posche

Not dating. The kids still live at home.

They happen to like having a nice home.

My sons are the oldest and my daughter

is 9. I love their company. I get lonely
yallcrazy

Brenden, she won’t call you back huh? Tis ok we still lub you my dear

And we’ll see the next time you get some love below hmmmmp
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FeuqgD6GKjw&feature=related French KI$$E$

@ brenden

@yallc <~~~~~~~ hows the diet going?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FeuqgD6GKjw&feature=related French KI$$E$

the diet your pig is on

of course i dont mean you
http://www.philly.com/ J Said it!

Would the baby name be Brown Ivy!
brenden

Before I go……….Just for you Posche….My fav SR poster,,,,Well maybe not Favorite,,,But definitely top 3,,,Possibly top 10,,,Well lets just say wherever you are on the list youre above YS*

So back in college I once had a roommate with whom sexual tension was present. Wed play ball together, study together,,,Hell we”d even shower together. Not in a gay way, we were conserving water during the big California drought of 98. Anyway, one night after playing a spirited game of dookey dare,,,For those of you who dont know,,,Its a game where you insert foreign objects up your rectum,,,Last person to get as many things up there without having to poop-wins…Me having strengthened my anus via kegel exercises was the obvious victor…

So there we were. Bored, drunk, and a little high off paint fumes,,,It was the late 90s and the weed man was no longer selling nickle bags, so hey we used what we could #dontjudgeus,,,All of a sudden it hit me-Those beads of sweat on his fo head begain to glisten. His left baby toe that had the black nail seemed to be waving at me. That keloid scar on his neck took the shape of a heart. His nose hairs played a soft subtle tune as they gently went in his nose, out his nose as he breathed. The taco meat on his chest suddenly looked straight and flowy. Just as I was about to make my move that ninja farted…Completely ruined the mood…I knew then I could never be with another man,,,Well not until a girlfriend of mine introduced me to salad tossing. Chile,,,She said let me suck it from the back,,,Big as I am it wasnt easy,,,But eventually after twisting myself into a pretzel like formation I was able to push Mr Wendell far enough back for her to reach it…Heaven,,,I was in Heaven,,,Things were going great until she moved her tongue up,,,Next thing you know,,,And without missing a beat I was rolling my neck and talking with a lisp,,,,Born this way my azz
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FeuqgD6GKjw&feature=related French KI$$E$

@Brenden you sure your name is not Chris from Jersey???
yallcrazy

Frenchie you don’t worry about my

She is fine, thank you very much. And she already lost 1 inch from the flexbelt & no you cannot borrow.

I was about to font you: I am not fat, I just play fat on here
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FeuqgD6GKjw&feature=related French KI$$E$

brenden says:

Things were going great until she moved her tongue up,,,Next thing you know,,,And without missing a beat I was rolling my neck and talking with a lisp,,,,

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this is why my female cousin loves doing this to men
Posche

Top 10 poster??????

You’re my fave poster. Loves me some

Sandy though. She doesn’t play.

Well I’ll take what I can get.

I’m not hard to please….

Thanks for the story again!

Still as funny as ever!!! Love it..
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FeuqgD6GKjw&feature=related French KI$$E$

i said let me make myself clear before you start me
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FeuqgD6GKjw&feature=related French KI$$E$

@posche it was a good laugh
brenden

this is why my female cousin loves doing this to men

Damn 4real tho? We gone halfta exchange info :ashamed…Goodnight you guys

Im off to The chicken hut…I tries to wait til after 6pm,,,Thats when the lazy staff comes in,,,The over night shift who dont care if you bring a hefty bag to the buffet table…All you can eat means all you can eat! Not just all you can eat at that particular moment,,,Peace
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FeuqgD6GKjw&feature=related French KI$$E$

:goodnight:

see ya tomorrow!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FeuqgD6GKjw&feature=related French KI$$E$

well chat later @brenden (aka chris)
Posche

Bye Brenden Boo!

Bye everybody!
https://sandrarose.com Sandra Rose

@ Posche: I believe the genital herpes can be transferred to the child in the womb.
yallcrazy

Brenden, Posche- and Frenchie

I always said he was a comedian too Frenchie lol

And I’m off….
https://sandrarose.com Sandra Rose

brenden says:

And Posche you know Sandra dont respond to us
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Come on Brenden. I have responded to you in the past.
yallcrazy

He just whining Auntie, but I bet his busts one when he sees that you spoke back

And I’m agane…
yallcrazy

*off agane
brenden

Somebody had sex tonight!!!! It’s 1am in the morning and I’m as gitty as a groupie at all star weekend so heres what happened…My ex,,,My first sexual encounter callt me to tell me she was in town and wanted to see me…Its been yearrrrs. First thing I thought when I saw her was damn…You got fat…I guess we’ve both filled out since High School…In fact we were wearing the same panty girdle…Awkwarrrrd…Say what you want about Kathy Ireland, but those body shapers she sells on HSN are this bizzness! Ok…Anyway…The sex wasn’t as great as it was in years ago,,,Of course this time I didn’t have to climb through her window, her family wasn’t in the next room,,,There was no excitement…It was thrilling back then,,,We were so paranoid about getting caught, we used her Grandmothers prosthetic leg to hinge the door shut…Plus this time she wasn’t as experimental,,,Back then we did anal so that she could maintain her virginity,,,This time the brown tunnel of passion was off limits,,,Between you and me I think she has hemroids,,,She thought I aint notice them,,,Anyway ya boy did his thing,,,Had her squirtin and errythang…At least I hope she was squirting…Either that or pissin What ever the case I’m happy…I can still smell the aroma in the air,,,Smells like a black n mild, booty, and the faint scent of jean nate…

So yea, just thought I’d share…She bounced soon after our encounter. Left me here sitting in the wet spot…Which btw is suddenly make me itch…Yea,,,I think this is piss…Whelp…G’Nite folks
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7je-DEQgPJk&feature=related ELove

@WCC
Yeah THAT is Some Str8 KRAZY-AZZ Shyt Though… IT has gotten to the POINT where OUR BABIES are becoming more at risk than BABY ANIMALS (In The WILD Though…)

And WE suppose to be The MOST Intelligent LIFE-Form on This EARTH
lovezoe

Anyone see Lawerence ODonnell last night? Joe Oliver was up there and they went IN on him. Loved it! He was blubbering and everything. Dude said sir you dont know Zimmerman, thank you.
vero

Morning Peeps,

Brenden, you are a damn fool

Zoe, i’m sure i read you had a baby a few days ago. congrats !! I hope he’s doing fine (and you too)
lovezoe

Vero, we are doing pretty good. Thanks for thinking of me!
GAGIRL87

But wouldn’t it be funny if she forget to use protection?
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Sandra it wouldn’t be funny and who says chit like this besides YOU!!!!!!
GAGIRL87

@ Lovezoe goodmorning and congrats
vero

you’re welcome Zoe
vero

Morning Gagirl
lovezoe

@gagirl thanks
lovezoe

Whitney Houston’s mother believes Bobby Brown’s DUI arrest proves what she’s been telling people all along … he’s just a bad dude.

Sources close to Cissy Houston tell us … she’s always felt Bobby was a cancer … who infected Whitney’s life with negative influences.

We’re told Cissy felt “vindicated” when she found out Bobby was arrested for driving drunk on Monday afternoon … and believes the incident is exactly why she wants Bobby to “keep his distance” from his daughter Bobbi Kristina.

The Houstons believe Bobbi K has been in a “vulnerable place” since Whitney passed … and as one source puts it, “This is the last person she needs to be around.”

Instead, we’re told Cissy wants Bobbi Kristina to hang around “positive mentors” … like Clive Davis.
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I can’t. Out of respect for my fave singer, I won’t state the obvious. We all know ClivevDavis aint worth ish.
GAGIRL87

Vero
NaijaGal

E-luvah

Vero <<<your apb papers, where you been gal

GaGirl hey shoe diva

lovezoe I don't think Cissy is talking to anybody, it's always 'sources' that got something to say

I got nothing for Rhianna so ummmm yeah how about those cowboys
lovezoe

@Naja :hugs: you right bout that, folks just want a couple hundred bucks these days.
anw_rootbeer

yeahhh “forgot”
vero

naija, i know i’ve been mia lately. i was in hospital last week, mon-fri. and now i’m on sick leave until mid april.
taking time to rest. well trying to !
i’ll try to catch up but all i want to do is sleep !
NaijaGal

@Vero oh no…I’ll be ing for you love…get better soon
NaijaGal

@lovezoe if you watched the Game what are your thoughts?
lovezoe

@naja- Hated it last night. Think the whole baby thing gone backfire in Melanie face as usual. I am SO sick of the abortion angle they keep pulling. Let it go already! OIL will be shocked if they make another season. I do like how Malik growing up. Girl with the curly hair was stupid. What you think?
Fated4Greatness

Im an advocate for grown people doing what they wanna do exept when it invovles the babies. I dont personally know RhiRhi but Jesus be a plan b pill. She might need to wait a few more years…:whistle:
vero

thank you naija ! i’m sure i’ll be fine again
FoxE

Had to log in to @ Brenden… I so needed that laugh this am.

Morning folks!
NaijaGal

@lovezoe the only thing I liked is that it was lighthearted until the whole baby thing came up…I wouldn’t have been so quick to friend Tasha after she made those tacky barren jokes…and correct me if I’m wrong but how the hell would one get endometriosis from having an abortion, did they forget they gave her an illness last week…I’m with you, I think this will be their last
bnatural

lovezoe says:

Anyone see Lawerence ODonnell last night? Joe Oliver was up there and they went IN on him. Loved it! He was blubbering and everything. Dude said sir you dont know Zimmerman, thank you.
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Watching it now, I heard some things about it last night and decided to watch it this morning….
lovezoe

@naja- I’m glad they back cool, but they tight TOO soon for me. Tasha went too far as she said for me to be buddy buddy with her.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3jsZhYyyPuI Feline Feminine

morning pretty ladies…
Mannie

Morning Peoples
Flawless

Good Freakin Morning
lovezoe

Fe, bnatural, Fox, Mannie
SAUCEY82

Good Morning
69

Zoe, Fefe, Vero, Naija, GA

Shout out to my big booty hoes this AM.

Vero, where you been?
NaijaGal

FeFe
Mannie, Saucey, 69, Flawless
69

Nevermind Vero. I’m for you baby.
CD FENTY

Sandra GET YO LIFE
Blackswan

Good morning everyone!!!!
NaijaGal

CD Fenty, Blackswan

@CD let me tell you how much I hate that I love you concerning that now faceless poster
SAUCEY82

@Naija
!*LaKErCHiC@*!

It’s this the post we in?
Shuga Honey

no, it really wouldnt be funny if Rihanna got pregnant at this stage in her life.

it also wasnt funny when Tami from Basketcase Wives had a “mild” heart attack yesterday but it still seemed to bring joy to many…or something to that effect.
Shuga Honey

West Coast Chick says:

I wonder if you can trasmit herpes to infants during child birth?

just wondering—how old are you?

im 35, btw.
vero

@69
morning everybody

Wouldn’t it be funny if…

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