Hapless NBA star Kris Humphries wants to prove that Kim Kardashian was never in love with him, and used him for reality TV ratings.
RadarOnline reports exclusively that Humpries wants to know if his soon-to-be-ex-wife’s relationship with music mogul Kanye West is just another publicity stunt to reel in gullible viewers to her show, Keeping Up With the Kardashians.
The Kardashians just signed a new 3-year $40 million contract with E! Online. No doubt, the contract hinged upon Kim finding a famous sucker to date her.
And since Hollywood’s eligible bachelors and professional athletes avoided Kim like the plague, Kim turned to her bestie Kanye to play the part.
Humphries is angry and humiliated that he didn’t realize his own marriage was just a stunt. He honestly thought that marrying a woman a barely knew — and living with her and her sister in a hotel suite was normal.
From RadarOnline:
As we previously reported, Kardashian is already backtracking on her recent vow to keep her love life off camera. Kim and Kanye’s PDA filled date night Monday at the opening of Scott Disick’s restaurant RYU in New York was all caught on camera for an upcoming episode of Kim’s reality show.
“Kim and Kanye are making sure that so many aspects of their new relationship are going to be filmed, it will make for great TV!” a source told Radar.
Humphries’ divorce attorneys plan on grilling Kim about her new relationship during the potential upcoming divorce trial that the NBA star is pushing for.
wow, Kris really IS slow…
Kim’s makeup around her hairline looks weird…
Aint he though?
Come on Kris now get ova that ish
Humpries wants to know if his soon-to-be-ex-wife’s relationship with music mogul Kanye West is just another publicity stunt to reel in gullible viewers to her show, Keeping Up With the Kardashians.
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of course
The Kardashians just signed a new 3-year $40 million contract with E! Online.
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Ummmm, who is going to be watching this retarded family in 2015?????
Kim wearing a lacefront or something?
Anywhoo, I’m mad Kanye stooped this damn low. He’s a fukkin puppet
But Kris hunnay, stop sniffing ze glue and get with the program :rollseyes:
I am convinced. That broad is a wax figure!!! The movie, “Mannequin”, is her ultimate influence.
KRIS DROP THE FUKN CRAYONS/GLUE/HIGHLIGHTER AND REALIZE THE SHAIT IS OVER
Yes Kris your right it is… Just like yall relationship was.
Kanye is too good for this shyt right here! Someone on his team needs to tell him this Consequence? Common? Hell Dwele?! Save this brother
*sighs* I miss Chi-town Ye, ole College Dropout Ye. I no like this leather pant wearing fem bot dude right here.
She had her baby hairs lasered off. I think that’s why her hairline looks funny
Fe he slow as molasses
That bytch got a line up before putting her hair in a bun, I cannot
I miss Chi-town Ye, ole College Dropout Ye. I no like this leather pant wearing fem bot dude right here.
Gigi26 says:
Kanye is too good for this shyt right here! Someone on his team needs to tell him this Consequence? Common? Hell Dwele?! Save this brother
*sighs* I miss Chi-town Ye, ole College Dropout Ye. I no like this leather pant wearing fem bot dude right here.
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I was thinking the same thing.
Acutally I don’t think Kris is slow at all I think he quite strategic!
Smonae80 says:
Fe he slow as molasses
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Hapless NBA star Kris Humphries wants to prove that Kim Kardashian was never in love with him, and used him for reality TV ratings.
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Kris, you need to move on son! You were punked, lick your wounds and forget about it.
I COULD NEVER UNDERSTAND WHY SOMEONE GOES ON AND ON ABOUT SOMEONE THEY CLAIM THEY DONT GIVE A SHIAT ABOUT-LET KIM LIVE KRIS..
EVEN IF IT’S IN SIN AND HELL, IT’S HER RIGHT TO DO SO
TOO MANY FOLKS PLAYING PUZZAY AND MORAL PATROL-WHATEVER IT IS, THEY BOTH GROWN AND CAN DO IT
WHATEVER CONSEQUENCES TO FACE-THEY’LL FACE EM & NOBODY ELSE
Why wouldn’t this be a fckin’ publicity stunt! Marrying YO’ NO NAME HAVING AZZ was a publicity stunt….LOOK WHERE YOU ARE NOW!!!
#thecluelessiswear!
Kim K. was so purdy when she was just Paris H. sidekick and stylist….She should have never sliced and diced up her face……Now she look bout as old as her mamma….
@Choco
He prolly is doing all this as a strategy…at least I HOPE he is…
Is water wet? Is Kim’s snatch dry? Really, Kris?
Whoever said had her hair lined up OMG I went back and
PERFECT MATCH TWO CELEBRITY WHORES WHO BASK IN THE LIME LIGHT, HELL ANY LIGHT, FLASH LIGHT, MATCH LIGHT, STREET LIGHT, CELL PHONE LIGHT, ETC.
@Choco
He prolly is doing all this as a strategy…at least I HOPE he is…
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He is TRUST if he proves KIMYE was a publicity stunt he can prove it in his own marriage!
The Makeup Maven says:
Why wouldn’t this be a fckin’ publicity stunt! Marrying YO’ NO NAME HAVING AZZ was a publicity stunt….LOOK WHERE YOU ARE NOW!!!
prostitution whoreeeeeee…
I was thinking the same thing.
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I mean his music is still dope, but the persona he had back in the day was nice. I understand people grow but he just went waaay off. Now all he wears is some weird shyt, and never looks as fly as he did back in the day
You know it’s hard for men to profess their love and I’m sure there pillow talk was
Don’t make a fool of me
Do you really love me
Let’s stay married forever
and her responses were yeah of course right.
Po Chris
#TEAMHUMPHRIESINTHISBYTCH
I find it in poor taste that this sand pussy is flaunting this fool around and this hoe is still married. Kris has every right to drag this gypsy pussy though the mud like the pig she is
Dear K. Humps,
It’s ova. Stop trying to stay relevent. Get a life. Get a clue. Get lost.
Signed,
Kim-Ye
Did this bish get an edgeup ’round her ENTIRE hairline???
Kris and Pilar should meet for
CD FENTY says:
#TEAMHUMPHRIESINTHISBYTCH
I find it in poor taste that this sand pussy is flaunting this fool around and this hoe is still married. Kris has every right to drag this gypsy pussy though the mud like the pig she is
This actually may help CH
Did this bish get an edgeup ’round her ENTIRE hairline??
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This dress is very unforgiving. She should have went up a size. I appreciate her red lip tho vs that nude one she been rocking since birth.
I’d date Kanye. Just for the experience.
she looks like jigsaw’s glamour shot..
The Makeup Maven says:
Why wouldn’t this be a fckin’ publicity stunt! Marrying YO’ NO NAME HAVING AZZ was a publicity stunt….LOOK WHERE YOU ARE NOW!!!
#thecluelessiswear!
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I’ll have u know my baby Humphries is averaging 20pts/10 rebounds a game. Getting rid of this powdered milk pussy bytch was the best thang he’s ever done. Oh yeah were is Donatello Odom somewhere eating paper I bet
sand pussy
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*in my Kim Zolciak voice*
Whoooa Whoooa Whoooa Whoooa
The ring didn’t mean a thing
Nooooooo
Yall think its an edge???
I GOT A HEADACHE OUT OF NO WERE
SEE YALL BISHES TOMORROW 
It’s a double edged sword for Kris. I feel bad that he was played, but I don’t feel bad that he was too stupid to realize it from the start. At least Kanye knows he’s being played and is, like Kim, such an egomaniac that he’s along for the ride.
What a waste of oxygen.
I’ll have u know my baby Humphries is averaging 20pts/10 rebounds a game. Getting rid of this powdered milk pussy bytch was the best thang he’s ever done. Oh yeah were is Donatello Odom somewhere eating paper I bet
But Kim getting rid of him was probably the best thing that happened to him, he is doing way better now
I will say that Kanye profile pic looks kinda handsome tho…
CD FENTY says:
The Makeup Maven says:
Why wouldn’t this be a fckin’ publicity stunt! Marrying YO’ NO NAME HAVING AZZ was a publicity stunt….LOOK WHERE YOU ARE NOW!!!
#thecluelessiswear!
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I’ll have u know my baby Humphries is averaging 20pts/10 rebounds a game. Getting rid of this powdered milk pussy bytch was the best thang he’s ever done. Oh yeah were is Donatello Odom somewhere eating paper I bet
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Which is my point essssactly! That nigga was averaging 1.5 points per game BEFORE he got sumthn’ to be pissed about. You know we do our best work when we wanna knock someone’s veneers out!
Dear Kim
GIVE THAT PUSSY A BREAK AND LET IT BREATH. YOU ALWAYS GOT A DYCK UP IN THAT THANG
Signed
USA
Tense said match light
If Kris is this fukkin dumb, he deserves whatever he got. Of course it’s a publicity stunt, just like your relationship was. Build a bridge and get the fluk over it!
Plus, nobody knew who this mufukka was til he married her. He should be happy people know him now and keep it moving.
I think she just got a fresh color….
Gigi26 says:
Did this bish get an edgeup ’round her ENTIRE hairline??
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Either that, or she got that Shawty Lo do!
Byeeee SIS
USA
So the whole damn country
CD FENTY says:
Dear Kim
GIVE THAT PUSSY A BREAK AND LET IT BREATH. YOU ALWAYS GOT A DYCK UP IN THAT THANG
Signed
USA
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I
HATE
YOU!!!!!!!!!
@CD – The WORLD
Remember that TRICK IS INT’l
i cannot imagine those 2 fuggin..
@lady_cn you are very pretty.
Poor unsuspecting Kanye…Once this ol Succubus azz huzzie ruins his career,,,Then what? Much of America already hates him,,,Now after being on every magazine week after week,,,The rest is gone be tired of his azz.smh…Oh well,,,That hairy Armo beaver comes with a price,,,Hope its worth it
you look a lil crazy though…..I could be wrong
Bad Influence says:
i cannot imagine those 2 fuggin..
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Please don’t put that image in head. I’m already sick enough.
@His
Kanye prolly trying to figure out a way to ride her sitting up
Vain asses prolly both staring in the mirror putting on chapstick.
#Teamnotbitterjustopinionated
Usual Suspect says:
CALI!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! My favorite former fatty,,,,Cum gimme sum shuga
ummmhmmm girl,,,Your kisses taste like vanilla slimfast 
#gravicheck please
If Kanye wants to stick his meat in kim’s powdered donut, let him be. He will get tired of his peen being chafe sooner or later.
Bad Influence says:
i cannot imagine those 2 fuggin..
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ESSSSACTLY, We all know Kim’s a bore *sigh* and AS MUCH AS I LOVE ME SOME YE, that nigga looks like it would be like watching paint dry! Nigga straight hittin’ it from the back and yo azz watchin’ tv with the remote in yo hand and the other hand palmin’ the shyt outta your chin!
Bad Influence says:
i cannot imagine those 2 fuggin..
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Why not its 2012, Lesbians have sex all the time.
@Hony
U are gorg baby doll
Somebody email @Man
@Hony
cute pic chica!
That is not me
That is my mom. Damn y’all think I look that old?
She will be having a baby by Feb-Mar. I guarentee yall. They will have a quickie marriage and she will be preggers. Mark my words. And T M Z if you are lurking Gypsy wants all the credit for Sahara Puzzy and Ole Jar Head’s baby!
Why not its 2012, Lesbians have sex all the time.
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I bet cash money Kanye edged her up before she put her hair in a bun
@hony
is that you?
Kanye’s not fcking that trash bag. I refuse to believe that.
watchin’ tv with the remote in yo hand and the other hand palmin’ the shyt outta your chin!
I was hoping thats exactly how he works. I would be on the net spending all that nicca money.
*sips lemonade under all the shade ya’ll have in here*
Depending on the angle Kris Hump is sexy to me and that voice is a plus
At times he can look a lil monkeyish/deer in headlights but that’s ok its something about him very appealing. I believe its his DONT TAKE NO CHIT ATTITUDE that really moistens me 
Bad Influence says:
prostitution whoreeeeeee…
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I love them NJ housewives
Bad Influence says:
i cannot imagine those 2 fuggin..
I can
Kanye elbow deep in that coochie,,,Like Felix’s magic bag,,,He done fount all kinds of shyt in there,,,From old condoms to weed killer 
Unfortunately the only thing that cooter doesnt harbor is the career boost hes searching for 
The Makeup Maven says:
Bad Influence says:
i cannot imagine those 2 fuggin..
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ESSSSACTLY, We all know Kim’s a bore *sigh* and AS MUCH AS I LOVE ME SOME YE, that nigga looks like it would be like watching paint dry! Nigga straight hittin’ it from the back and yo azz watchin’ tv with the remote in yo hand and the other hand palmin’ the shyt outta your chin!
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I think Kanye is a straight up freak and would let loose on that a$$….Kim K. AINT ready
#REALTALK
That was my mom around 4 yrs ago. she has a different color now. You haven’t seen a pic of me before?
Yso – You are probably right. Gay Men dont have sex with women.
:duh:
And
for him, he ain’t been right since he mama died. Even buys his CD/WHOLESALE from ITUNES…but that boy ain’t right.
@Hony
Ya moms look young as hell. GO MOMS
You know he picked out that dress.
They need to kidnap Ye and keep him locked up on the Westside of the Chi for a couple of days with some bean pies and preachings from them Israelites. Get his mind all the way right. Bet he’ll leave that parched puss broad alone.
lady_cn says:
If Kris is this fukkin dumb, he deserves whatever he got. Of course it’s a publicity stunt, just like your relationship was. Build a bridge and get the fluk over it!
Plus, nobody knew who this mufukka was til he married her. He should be happy people know him now and keep it moving.
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I agree, I sure didn’t know who he was. I think he just wants her to fess up because of the divorce.
Oh fukk … Hony and Ohoney are different people?? Can one of yall change the name to beehive or some chit, for us slow folks??
OutsidetheBox says:
watchin’ tv with the remote in yo hand and the other hand palmin’ the shyt outta your chin!
I was hoping thats exactly how he works. I would be on the net spending all that nicca money.
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That fool would SOOOO HAV’TA PAY AS HE WEIGH! That’s why Amber came up. HE SUCKED MONKEY BALLS and she comes from the world of exotic freak nasty shyt *le sigh* and she like “look, if we gon’ do this, and I gotta le’chu climb on top of me once a month ala Mister off Color Purple, I’mma need some new gear, some trips, some paparazzi time…shyt I NEED!
@CALI
Kanye is not gay. He’s weird as fck but gay?
@Hony
Well shyt you look a lot like your mom from the other pics I’ve seen of you! She doesn’t even look old!
Honystar- “A strong woman is one who is able to smile in the morning like she wasn’t crying last night” says:
That is not me That is my mom. Damn y’all think I look that old?
4real 4real thats Ma dukes?!?!!! I say damn,,,,I say damn again,,,,Well damn,,,My mamma look like rigamortis set in years ago,,,Chile must be nice
They said this bish goes to SAKS and buys Christian Loubs, wears and returns them. With Kayne money she could keep them.
@CD
My mom is 45 now.
That’s not Hony.
Pootie Tang says:
The Makeup Maven says:
Bad Influence says:
i cannot imagine those 2 fuggin..
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ESSSSACTLY, We all know Kim’s a bore *sigh* and AS MUCH AS I LOVE ME SOME YE, that nigga looks like it would be like watching paint dry! Nigga straight hittin’ it from the back and yo azz watchin’ tv with the remote in yo hand and the other hand palmin’ the shyt outta your chin!
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I think Kanye is a straight up freak and would let loose on that a$$….Kim K. AINT ready
#REALTALK
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This could be, but I think his freak shyt is ala having other ppl involved in the bedroom with him. He look like he straight military precision…..Left, left, left right left. In, out, in out in…BUT I COULD BE SOOO WRONG!
she never learns her lesson, shes a SUCIA and chris is a dummy !!!
Oh, i’m late.
Why not its 2012, Lesbians have sex all the time
***giggles***
I love them NJ housewives
I had a sit down and watched a bunch of episodes after yall talked about the show. They are a mess! I will be tuned in .
YSoSrs says:
@CALI
Kanye is not gay. He’s weird as fck but gay?
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@Yso – You say he ain’t gay. But if you are Bisexual I consider that gay. No bigge though.
and she loves to hear she looks young. Tells people all the time we are sisters but we aren’t, she is a getting up in age and need to give it up.
Kanye be having mirror sex like dude from American Psycho
Future Air To The Whipfinity Empire. Yew Mad?! And Yes I said AIR. I Know How To Spell, But I Dnt Like Words With Silent Letters. Again I ask, Yew Mad?! says:
4real 4real thats Ma dukes?!?!!! I say damn,,,,I say damn again,,,,Well damn,,,My mamma look like rigamortis set in years ago,,,Chile must be nice
I can’t with you tuuuday! 
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I am inclined to believe Cailou she said Kanye is not gay that was part of the problem he LOOOVVVVVESSSS women but he is very controlling and I can see that. Said he would make her feel like chit on the daily. Asking her why is she wearing that or do the infamous “u gone wear that” making a bytch feel all self consciousness. I seek Kim and Kanye trying to become J Lo and Diddy part II
This pic gives me the “Pretty Woman” vibe
Kanye be having mirror sex like dude from American Psycho
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Can totally see this !
is very controlling and I can see that. Said he would make her feel like chit on the daily.
My point exactly – Men that have issues with their sexuality and want to wear your clothes, lipstick and shoes.
I can’t with you tuuuday!
^^ Hey cutie
on those puffy lil cheeks 
YSoSrs says:
@CALI
Kanye is not gay. He’s weird as fck but gay?
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Thank you
@ Choco….Pointing to himself and shyt.
@ Brenden – Awww, you behaving yourself today. You not being shy???
When he comes out. Don’t come to me and said you tried to tell me. Not gonna listen to you.
YSoSrs says:
@CALI
Kanye is not gay. He’s weird as fck but gay?
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*wonders if Kanye every stuck a Barbie up his ass*
a la the post downstairs…
I’m out y’all have a good one…
I’m not dealing wit’chu tooooday…….
*ala Whitney off of being Bobby Brown*
Awww man, RIP Whit!
Kanye and Kim are scissoring partners. That is the most they can do for each other.
@ CD…I never saw her say that but, it’s kinda obvious from how much happier she looks now when we all know Wiz can’t afford things that Ye can.
@Cali
I truly believe her now when she said Kim was sending Kanye text pics of herself naked and Amber kept telling Kim to stop it and Kim would send them anyway.
Ye just has the Napoleon azzhole complex imo. His insecurities he channels onto others
No one will feel like a winner if he doesn’t feel like it, etc…A man like that is a straight bytch.
My point exactly – Men that have issues with their sexuality and want to wear your clothes, lipstick and shoes.
^^^Girl,,,Miss me with you over analytical Jr college degree-okaaaaay….I wears wemenz clothes and am very confident in minez honey-hello,,,They just dont make mens clothes that compliment my bawwwdy-hello again
@FeFe
Bye 
@Brenden
Chile there is no one like u
<<<< not changing my dayum name JMO
@CD – I beleive that too! But I question his sexuality. JMO IJS DSM
The Makeup Maven says:
@ Brenden – Awww, you behaving yourself today. You not being shy???
^^You only make me nervous when Im horny,,,I got sum this past weekend
so Im good 
Shouts out to YallCrazy!!! Our meet n greet was verrrrry sweet,,,,Yes,,,,Girl,,,She can use her pelvic muscles to unscrew a bottle cap 
Chile,,,We had a gaaaaaay ol timmmmmmme WHILMA!!!! 
@ Brennadan
Why must you?
That bish woulda been all over the web sending that chit to my man phone.
She think she had a sex tape. 
^Girl,,,Miss me with you over analytical Jr college degree-okaaaaay
CLassic!!!
@hony ur mom is my new idol. If I ever saw ur pic I sure dont remember but I cant remember anything so…
<—aint did a damn thang today! _l_ <—for "the man"
Yes,,,,Girl,,,She can use her pelvic muscles to unscrew a bottle cap
@ BIBI
<< ME
I still dont understand how Ye can be Gay though
is it his clothes
His Attitude
what?
Cause i dont see it…
And speaking of… one of the me and one of my homies was talking about working out and he told me him doing the Hip Hop Abs CD…
*Head Tilt
So I ask to see it and I put that shait on and from the moment GO
that Dude on there was hotter than a firecraker on fourth of July… I promptly gave that shait back.
She can use her pelvic muscles to unscrew a bottle cap
Tutorial please?
@ Inside
Me and you both.
So I ask to see it and I put that shait on and from the moment GO
that Dude on there was hotter than a firecraker on fourth of July… I promptly gave that shait back.
:thinks: Him and Kayne are friends
WAIT…WHAT??? Russell stuck a Barbie up his azz???
DAMN….THATS WORSE THAN WHEN THE DUDE FROM JACKAZZ STUCK A MATCHBOX CAR UP HIS AZZ!
@OTB
Girl she said Kim was sending all type of sexy pics and when she would call Kim, she would neva answer the phone. Said she left messages on Kim phone saying “please stop”, dont be that girl that comes in between a relationship. She said that is what drew her and Reggie Bush together for their little fling because of the chit that Kanye and Kim had been doing.
iono how i feel about a man doing hip hop abs
‘specially since Shaun T is a kid *snaps*
Hony that is a pretty picture
@HIS whatchu laughin at?
Why he have to font hello again
i truly hate him 
CD FENTY says:
@Brenden
Chile there is no one like u
^^^Well,,,Ive been told I look like Derek J from RHOA,,,But truth be told,,,That bish cant see me-okaaaay,,,We may have the same height, weight n shape,,,But I bet he cant do this ***Queefs the theme song to The Sound Of Music*** HELLO!
Now thats what I calls talent 
I promptly gave that shait back.
@TATTED
This could be, but I think his freak shyt is ala having other ppl involved in the bedroom with him. He look like he straight military precision…..Left, left, left right left. In, out, in out in…BUT I COULD BE SOOO WRONG!
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Strictly Business!!!! Tommy Davidson said that!!!
Bad Influence says:
i cannot imagine those 2 fuggin..
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MTO had a screenshot of back door luvin’ that they SWORE was Kim and ‘Ye.
I couldn’t say one way or the other….
@YGO
As far as I’m concerned, while I make jokes about certain folks, everyone is straight until proven otherwise. Can’t know for sure about anyone you ain’t fcking personally.
People still scissoring??
Gay/Bisexual Fashion Designers
Tom Ford – Gucci
Valentino – Valention
Marc Jacbobs – MJ
Verace – Verarce
Diddy – Sean Jean (bi=sexual)
Ralph Lauren – May be the only man in Fashion that IS not gay
@hony
Nice!!
Ms.Fashion says:
@TATTED
This could be, but I think his freak shyt is ala having other ppl involved in the bedroom with him. He look like he straight military precision…..Left, left, left right left. In, out, in out in…BUT I COULD BE SOOO WRONG!
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Strictly Business!!!! Tommy Davidson said that!!!
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ESSSSACTLY, I LOVE THAT DAYUM MOVIE AND I DON’T KNOW WHY! I know SOMEONE would get it…but I didn’t know it be you!
Ion think its gone work because there is already a male who is a well dressed asshole in the Kartrashian family and his name is Scott Disick
Look at @ Ebestie over here poppin’ folk T!
tell us something we don’t know Kris…..
YSoSrs says:
@YGO
As far as I’m concerned, while I make jokes about certain folks, everyone is straight until proven otherwise. Can’t know for sure about anyone you ain’t fcking personally
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Thank you
because some of these heffas had me checking my waredrobe
one day.
Really don’t care what Ye is, he just need to loose Kim K. She’s using him.
CD FENTY says:
Ion think its gone work because there is already a male who is a well dressed asshole in the Kartrashian family and his name is Scott Disick
Ralph Lauren – May be the only man in Fashion that IS not gay
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I bought his book its very interesting…
Im a huge Ralph Lauren fan.
Really, folk still scissoring??
Hey Yall
@YGO
Well…you and your Dewayne Wayne glasses and pocket protectors and bow ties…Should have your wardrobe checked. Daily.
^^^Girl,,,Miss me with you over analytical Jr college degree-okaaaaay….I wears wemenz clothes and am very confident in minez honey-hello,,,They just dont make mens clothes that compliment my bawwwdy-hello again
Scott stays fly though
You bought his book
Okay – I’ll let this one Pass.
Yes, that is a great Coffee
table book.
Thanks @ Bibi
@ Tattiboo
I scissor my pillow all the time. Its not hot in the lesbian community anymore? I am so outta loop.
working out and he told me him doing the Hip Hop Abs CD…
*Head Tilt
So I ask to see it and I put that shait on and from the moment GO
that Dude on there was hotter than a firecraker on fourth of July… I promptly gave that shait back.
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The title itself sounds suspect
@Tatted
I sure in the hell hope not
Bad Influence says:
she looks like jigsaw’s glamour shot..
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@ Brennadan
^^Yes shuga,,,You says my name with that lissspy effect,,,I likes,,,I can tell you famaleee MEOWWWWW
True
Its not hot in the lesbian community anymore? I am so outta loop.
Usual Suspect says:
Really don’t care what Ye is, he just need to loose Kim K. She’s using him.
^^^Chile,,,The bish is already LOOSE,,,Owwwww
*and Ye prolly is too* 
Is Scott the boyfriend that looks like American Psycho, Patrick Bateman?
YSoSrs says:
@YGO
Well…you and your Dewayne Wayne glasses and pocket protectors and bow ties…Should have your wardrobe checked. Daily.
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Yeah the early 90s was a very rough time…
And them colorful Rayon shirts… LAWD
Tried to talk my mom into getting me one shirt that said LOVE across it… it was 100% silk.. that shir was 98.95… I still know the price cause my moms cussed me out bringing that shirt to her in the store.
The Makeup Maven says:
Ms.Fashion says:
@TATTED
This could be, but I think his freak shyt is ala having other ppl involved in the bedroom with him. He look like he straight military precision…..Left, left, left right left. In, out, in out in…BUT I COULD BE SOOO WRONG!
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Strictly Business!!!! Tommy Davidson said that!!!
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ESSSSACTLY, I LOVE THAT DAYUM MOVIE AND I DON’T KNOW WHY! I know SOMEONE would get it…but I didn’t know it be you!
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That was one of my all time favs back then. Watched it over and over again!!! That was Denise Husband Martin in that thang chasing Halle down!!!
@Dimpz
Heeeey H-Town
Gawd i was so upset my son had a pocket protector and skinny jeans on.
I just started thinking this must be what Donda West faced with ‘Ye! 
Gigi26 says:
working out and he told me him doing the Hip Hop Abs CD…
*Head Tilt
So I ask to see it and I put that shait on and from the moment GO
that Dude on there was hotter than a firecraker on fourth of July… I promptly gave that shait back.
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The title itself sounds suspect
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Well he was telling me it was the dude from those Insanity work out videos…. I heard more HEYSS and Neckrolls than I wanted to ever see and hear in my life.
I can picture Ru Paul telling Kanye and Scott to lip sync for their life and DONT FUKK IT UP
#justjokes
@ CD – Oh okay. I started to get scared a lil’ like I thought we were progressing!
Ron :blow-horn: Hi babycakes
I wonder if someone got my call or heard that I called them?
@YGO
Tryna get your Gordon Gartrelle on with that shirt huh? Did one of your sisters make you one that had to be tucked into your socks?
My oldest son hates skinny jeans with a passion but will wear the fukk outta some basketball shorts and and knee socks. OVER IT
I thought scissoring went out of style when dildos came in…or at least when one could afford a dildo cause those b*tches are not cheap!
Ms.Fashion says:
The Makeup Maven says:
Ms.Fashion says:
@TATTED
This could be, but I think his freak shyt is ala having other ppl involved in the bedroom with him. He look like he straight military precision…..Left, left, left right left. In, out, in out in…BUT I COULD BE SOOO WRONG!
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Strictly Business!!!! Tommy Davidson said that!!!
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ESSSSACTLY, I LOVE THAT DAYUM MOVIE AND I DON’T KNOW WHY! I know SOMEONE would get it…but I didn’t know it be you!
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That was one of my all time favs back then. Watched it over and over again!!! That was Denise Husband Martin in that thang chasing Halle down!!!
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With his ‘ol stiff azz. That was when Halle was still refreshing too me. Anna Marie (or the skinty lady that us’ta be on In the Heat of the Night) had me crackin’ up in that movie! And come here *whispers in you ear* imma tell you another secret…I us’ta LOVE Mo’ Money, Mo’ Money, Mo’ Money….ya know, the movie! Shhhhhhhh *places index finga to lips*
@hony
Check your vmail and you’ll know
MzDimplez1123 says:
Is Scott the boyfriend that looks like American Psycho, Patrick Bateman?
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Christian Bale, mami
The dude that’s currently portraying Batman
YSoSrs says:
@YGO
Tryna get your Gordon Gartrelle on with that shirt huh? Did one of your sisters make you one that had to be tucked into your socks?
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Hell Naw.. they just laughed at me for even THINKING my mom would buy that shait.
ROFL
scissoring was hot to my knowledge.
Banana says:
I thought scissoring went out of style when dildos came in…or at least when one could afford a dildo cause those b*tches are not cheap!
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@Tatted
“The best things in life are free”
Look at yall heffas talm bout yalls kids n shyt,,,I feels so out of the loop
Ive tried and Ive tried to produce chilrens to no avail 
Either Im sterile,,,Or,,,Im puttin it in the wrong hole 
MeeeeOwwww 
@Hony
Come upstairs I think I found our ticket to having a lil fun away from the kiddies
@ Kycakes
Now that I discovered wha’chu mean to me
KyCakes says:
MzDimplez1123 says:
Is Scott the boyfriend that looks like American Psycho, Patrick Bateman?
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Christian Bale, mami
The dude that’s currently portraying Batman
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Yep ole
Hard voice himself…. Everytime he talks as batman I just wanna hand that muthafker a Halls.
I get no hug?
in Ego neck.
Nite Ladies and Gents – :Peace:
Going for my 2nd run this week…..
Been reading up on Shad Irlenad.
basketball shorts and and knee socks
My nephews uniform.
And his legs skinty ass chit. 
Ooh chit, Dimpz. You were naming his character in American Psycho….
I sawwy
I remember when I was younger one of my cousin’s cousin used to try and
using hotdogs …. from then I knew that child had issues 
@ KY…I referred to him as Patrick Bateman because Scott looks like his anally perfect character in American Psycho.
I know all about Christian Bale, I love him! His ass was cray in Shaft.
@OTB
IF he wants to get real fancy he puts on a colored t-shirt instead of the standard white
@ Ky…
I Go There says:
KyCakes says:
MzDimplez1123 says:
Is Scott the boyfriend that looks like American Psycho, Patrick Bateman?
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Christian Bale, mami
The dude that’s currently portraying Batman
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Yep ole
Hard voice himself…. Everytime he talks as batman I just wanna hand that muthafker a Halls.
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Clear your throat, dammit
Hotdogs? ROFL I have heard about lollipops
I Go There says:
KyCakes says:
MzDimplez1123 says:
Is Scott the boyfriend that looks like American Psycho, Patrick Bateman?
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Christian Bale, mami
The dude that’s currently portraying Batman
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Yep ole
Hard voice himself…. Everytime he talks as batman I just wanna hand that muthafker a Halls.
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@ CD Case
Where is upstairs?
@Dimpz word around the campfire was, Hollyweird wanted to do a remake of American Psycho and use Scott Disick’s azz
@ Banana –
DAMN IT…NO CHILI DOGS FOR ME!
Usual Suspect says:
Nite Ladies and Gents – eace:
Going for my 2nd run this week…..
Been reading up on Shad Irlenad.
^^^Bye
Look atchu gettin yo Susan Powter on!!! Member her? Stop The Insanity!!! Ol annoying azz bald head heffa,,,Imma go running with you one day,,,I gotta find the right sports bra first 
Never had a chili dog
@ Hony
REALLY???
I used to look at her like bish you cray!
HOTDOGS.
She was horny as fukk huh. Yikes what if that meat got stuck up in her 
I told yall my cuz said she tried anal a couple of months ago and that booty almost sucked that thang right in. That spincter muscle is a bytch
yup…I have had Soy hotdogs like 1 or 2 times but not with chili.
I thought they called chili dogs when u and yo guy doing anal and u chit on him. That’s not what a chili dog is anymore. Oh well
The first time and it was easy?
Banana says:
I remember when I was younger one of my cousin’s cousin used to try and using hotdogs …. from then I knew that child had issues
***giggles*** Yo cousin is my type of peoples
Of course I wasnt using hot dogs 
I needed sumthin a bit mo sturdy,,,like cucumbers 
Chile,,,I learnt the hard way that bananas are great for practicing oral,,,but not anal! Thats a story for another day,,,Oh the memories 
@CD Damn you
Will NEVA be able to eat anotha chili dog….
Never heard of that.
I wonder if Kim put baby powders under her boobs so they wouldnt sweat because they look a little low in this pic
Brendan and CD
I heard something about scissoring…
@ Brennadan
I will give u that cucumbers are best for that. I have seen this “chick” suck a banana ripe before they way she was sucking it so long till it turned but was still firm.
not I- I don’t have those sucking powers.
CD FENTY says:
I thought they called chili dogs when u and yo guy doing anal and u chit on him. That’s not what a chili dog is anymore. Oh well
*heheheheheee* No thats not what a chili dog is anymore,,,However a chocolate surprise is when you are having anal sex with a woman, pull out, then go directly to her mouth,,,Its called azz to mouth in porn,,,Its actually quite nice,,,Many of us know that chyt aint nasty,,,Dont be ashamed to admit it,,,Much like chittlins the smell is offputting but the taste is rather bland and enjoyable
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What are chittlins by the way? I have heard people mention it but I don’t know what it is.
@ Brennadan
So you like to taste booty juice or have her taste it?
@ Banana – I’m just outdone…but speaking of foods and sesss
My homegirl us’ta work in a hospital. Well, this yt girl comes to the emergency room tom’bout her stomach is hurting real bad. The doctor comes in and begins the procedure to do a pap to see what’s going on…why when he begins to open her up, he throws up and runs out the room. The nurse, who was here looks to see what happened and did the same thing. Turns out this bish was starting to get maggots because her and her dude decides to using peanut butter in her cooch when he ate her out. I guess he didn’t get it all and when he was begin to fck, it would push the peanut butter up there an begin to rot! I’m not sure if she really had maggots (or if my friend told me this for affect) but DAYUM IT!
Brendan you are officially the nastiest muhfukka on this blog
Chittlins/chitterlings are cooked pig intestines…They are sold with pig booboo in the intestines and need to be cleaned thoroughly before being cooked,,,They smell awful while being cleaned,,,Like a gay brothel,,,Chile,,,But the end result,,,Also like a gay brothel…Is heaven in your mouth
And Tatted you go to the
Maggot pussy
KyCakes says:
Brendan you are officially the nastiest muhfukka on this blog
^I
you too shuga 
Ummmmm Your kisses taste like crispy chicken wrapped in a flour tortilla 
Not Peanut Butter IN the cooch….
Now…if he wanna make a peanut butter and click sandwich, well…Who am I to say
@ Brenden – Ewwwwwwww
Future Air To The Whipfinity Empire. Yew Mad?! And Yes I said AIR. I Know How To Spell, But I Dnt Like Words With Silent Letters. Again I ask, Yew Mad?! says:
KyCakes says:
Brendan you are officially the nastiest muhfukka on this blog
^I you too shuga Ummmmm Your kisses taste like crispy chicken wrapped in a flour tortilla
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Don’t forget the three different kinds of cheese….
@ Kycakes & CD – I’m just the messenger!
The Makeup Maven says:
@ Banana – I’m just outdone…but speaking of foods and sesss
My homegirl us’ta work in a hospital. Well, this yt girl comes to the emergency room tom’bout her stomach is hurting real bad. The doctor comes in and begins the procedure to do a pap to see what’s going on…why when he begins to open her up, he throws up and runs out the room. The nurse, who was here looks to see what happened and did the same thing. Turns out this bish was starting to get maggots because her and her dude decides to using peanut butter in her cooch when he ate her out. I guess he didn’t get it all and when he was begin to fck, it would push the peanut butter up there an begin to rot! I’m not sure if she really had maggots (or if my friend told me this for affect) but DAYUM IT!
^^^ ***Clutches Pearls*** Chillle,,,I thought them finding a 6ft long tape worm during my weekly enema was bad
Ewwwww.
CD your gravi
Drake look so purdy
@Tatted and got the sheer NERVE to look innocent on your gravi
Maggots in the ….
listen! If Brendan is grossed out then you know….
Honystar- “A strong woman is one who is able to smile in the morning like she wasn’t crying last night” says:
@ Brennadan
So you like to taste booty juice or have her taste it?
^^^Both,,,Booty juice is natures nectar
Great for Healthy Hair, Skin, and Nails 
Banana says:
listen! If Brendan is grossed out then you know….
^^Okaaaaaaaaaay,,,Chile,,,I done been there done that and seent it all,,,But maggots in the inners,,,Ewwwww,,,Thats why I dont do fish-HELLO
Banana I really like your gravi. Strange clouds.
I ain’t never heard that booty juice was good for healthy hair, skin and nails…. maybe you try and market that. I don’t know who the hell gonna buy it though…
Say hello again
@Ky
<—Aint he the cutest thang
“I don’t do fish”
Thank you OTB….sometimes I find him so sexy, in a dirty way.
@CD looking all glam and whatnot….
@ Ky – BUT I AM INNOCENT! This story was TOLD to me.
LMAO @CD gravi …. Drake is too fierce!
sometimes I find him so sexy, in a dirty way
Agreed.
I like what he said bout Kanye still talking bout Amber: “she bad. if she left me, id still be talking about her too.”
Turns out this bish was starting to get maggots because her and her dude decides to using peanut butter in her cooch when he ate her out. I guess he didn’t get it all and when he was begin to fck, it would push the peanut butter up there an begin to rot! I’m not sure if she really had maggots (or if my friend told me this for affect) but DAYUM IT!
^^Girl,,,I just called my auntie who is a doctor to see if this was possible,,,She basically said that anything is possible but more than likely the maggots would be there because of her rotted coochie,,,Not for some dayumn peanutbutter,,,Thats prolly why he used peannutbutter in the first place was cuzz he couldnt stomach the taste of her Zombie puss.Ewwwwwwwwwwww Tattd,,,You so nasty for tellin this story…..Ewwwww
That is a classic line, OTB. I don’t like Wiz at all but he made my ‘cool’ list for that one….
Future Air To The Whipfinity Empire. Yew Mad?! And Yes I said AIR. I Know How To Spell, But I Dnt Like Words With Silent Letters. Again I ask, Yew Mad?! says:
Turns out this bish was starting to get maggots because her and her dude decides to using peanut butter in her cooch when he ate her out. I guess he didn’t get it all and when he was begin to fck, it would push the peanut butter up there an begin to rot! I’m not sure if she really had maggots (or if my friend told me this for affect) but DAYUM IT!
^^Girl,,,I just called my auntie who is a doctor to see if this was possible,,,She basically said that anything is possible but more than likely the maggots would be there because of her rotted coochie,,,Not for some dayumn peanutbutter,,,Thats prolly why he used peannutbutter in the first place was cuzz he couldnt stomach the taste of her Zombie puss.Ewwwwwwwwwwww Tattd,,,You so nasty for tellin this story…..Ewwwww
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Oh, that got’chu hawt, Bren???
Nite nite yall
Immma bad bish-Hello,,,Cant none of yall see me-HELLO again @OTB
The haters stare and glare but they cant compare,,,38D on top 56 inch waist,,,Last night that was the smell of my booty on yo mans face-Hello & Goodbye 
Da. Fck. :stop:
Swooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooosh
*kisses my cubbylumpkins* *rolls eyes at that other chick*
PupppppppppppppppppppppppY Powerrrrrrrrrrrrrr
Kim looks GORG as usual and her dress is cute!
Hax–TheBoyCanMack says:
At least Kanye knows he’s being played and is, like Kim, such an egomaniac that he’s along for the ride.
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I hope he knows he’s being played. It would be sad if he didn’t.