Welp, Deion Sanders got his wish. After months of dealing with an unwanted guest in his palatial Dallas estate, a judge has ordered his estranged wife Pilar Sanders to stay away from the mansion.
Pilar, who was arrested Monday night on domestic abuse charges after Mr. Sanders accused her of assaulting him, was released from a Dallas jail Tuesday morning.
According to a CBS local affiliate, Collin County magistrate Paul Raleeh granted Mr. Sanders an emergency protective order against her.
The order means Pilar can’t go anywhere near the estate — and if she so much as breathes on Deion in public she will be locked up until her trial.
Now Mr. Sanders can move Hollywood trampoline Tracey Edmonds into his home. Babyface’s ex-wife and Mr. Sanders have been dating for months. Pilar cited Edmonds as the reason for the breakup of their marriage.
Like her messed up attitude had nothing to do with the break up.
From CBS News:
The order prohibits Mrs. Sanders from going to the couple’s Prosper house for the next 60 days. She’s also not allowed to threaten or harass any member of her family.
The judge says she can send someone to her house to collect personal belongings, but only between 1 p.m. and 6 p.m. today.
Mrs. Sanders left the Collin County Jail Tuesday morning, accompanied by friends, family, and her lawyer. She said, “I’m a full time mom, I’m there for my child and just haven’t been given a fair shake. I will never give up fighting for my children.”
Pilar seems to be an extremely vindictive woman who didn’t get the millions she thinks she deserves. And now she won’t even get her children.
He ain’t worth custody of your kids, ask Shavoughn Wade
Oh SheeeZe…
This is gonna Be a Huge Problem for PrimeTime.
she really bout’to do something to hurt him.
& the saga continues….
Pilar got a bad axx body.. No shade here.
Well maybe a lil shade.. she’s psycho.
*sigh* When dude starts to make you this bitter and violatile it may be time to let it go. She’s still beautiful and has plenty time to start anew. still think his kids disrespectful though
We get it Sandra, we’d fluck Pilar.

Lets get ready to RUMBLLLLLLLLLLLEEEE!!!
all kinda chit finna come out nah watch
That’s a psycho for yo azz Deion but her body is sick after birthing 2 kids
sure is
lovezoe says:
She fails to realize that Her actions from lastnight have pretty much sealed that fate
He ain’t worth custody of your kids, ask Shavoughn Wade
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I almost forgot about that situation
If she was indeed clowning as reported…….she did it to herself. She may have just phukked herself with no vaseline.
Just because one is a mother doesn’t necessarily mean you are the best fit for the child.
Now Mr. Sanders can move Hollywood trampoline Tracey Edmonds into his home.
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He would be an idiot if he does so and he is not divorced yet.
She should surrender and let it go! If you want your kids don’t give him a chance to ruin that for you!
Her abs make me want to cut a bish. *sigh*
She cant even hook back up with Wesley Snipes when he gets out cause he is not checking for black women anymore
Pilar forgot the golden rule, you don’t get bitter you get BETTER. Shyt she was in Texas, she could’ve hooked up with an oil tycoon and be set for life. But noooo she wanna fight the pre-nup. Idiot. Now where she gonna stay?
DAM HE BAWWDY IS
**EATS A CARROT** SHAIT!
@SANDRA
Now Mr. Sanders can move Hollywood trampoline Tracey Edmonds into his home. Babyface’s ex-wife and Mr. Sanders have been dating for months. Pilar cited Edmonds as the reason for the breakup of their marriage.
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Tracey Edmonds must got that good good good!
A nigga can’t even breathe in her vicinity unless he got that gwop!
This bish is just bad…… just bad for no fukking reason.
That’s “doing the damn thing” for real!
@Yso
Don’t they though. Darn my lack of motivation
WHY THE FAWK AM I HAVING PROBLEMS WITH SR TODAY?? ERRTIME I POST IS ERROR THIS OR THAT!!
FAWK THIS E-LIFE… YEEEY YEEEAH!! **LETS TWO SHOTS IN THE AIR**
She said, “I’m a full time mom, I’m there for my child and just haven’t been given a fair shake. I will never give up fighting for my children.”
This means, I have I don’t like working and I want to live off your money.
Mister ex tried this BULLCHIT a couple of weeks ago. Mister said to the Judge that the court should find that she has SELF impoverished herself. The Judge agreeded.
Bad and Evil 0
Good and Perfect 2
Her body is wicked! Damn! I ain’t mad… just mad at the cake I ate at lunch… Damn cake
Now Mr. Sanders can move Hollywood trampoline Tracey Edmonds into his home.
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I didnt know Tracey was a G14 classified hoe. At least she has her own money which is probably why Deion is checking for her LOL
Gigi26 says:
That’s a psycho for yo azz Deion but her body is sick after birthing 2 kids sure is
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I though she had 4
Finally watching last night’s episode of BBW.
Jenn is such a better person than I am. I can’t even hate.
Tami, Evelyn & Nia: Bitter, miserable, hag.
All day. How annoying. Mad cause a chick got new friends? WHAT?! C’mon dude.
WUT-IZ-SWAGU says:
Her body is wicked! Damn! I ain’t mad… just mad at the cake I ate at lunch… Damn cake
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Dang Tracy. That makes you a liar (she denied this months ago).
@Laker
Me too mija.
Wayment Tracey Edmonds?! The one who dated Eddie Murphy and was mad at Johnny Gill for being the REAL Mrs.Murphy and then she got mad and kinda sorta outted him?? Soul Food Producer Tracey,the one formally married to that bruh with no neck and curls talking about whipping banana peels?! That Tracey??…How Tracey been doing???
Yeah her body is SIC! D had her on that program (bish stay the way I married your A Z Z, unforunatley it didn’t pan out (the marriage). She is considered damaged good and any man with money will re-consider getting with her. WHICH IS WHY MR. SANDERS HAS CHOSEN TO PLAY THINGS OUT THIS WAY.
SICK SLICK BASTID
There is no way in the HAIL I’m going to be married to man with money and don’t have a stash for a rainy day. Even when I was married to an Army man I had a stash. You never know what is gonna happen so you have to save for a rainy day!
I finally watched it too @ Sass! I felt bad for Jenn. I WOULDA LOST ALL SENSE. Im not above violence yet.
@Lakes
I’ve been having problems posting today too…and refreshing the pages…it’s driving me NUTS!
Dear Pilar,
Don’t get mad, get everything!
Ivanna IGotHisMoneySucka Trump
Gigi26 says:
Pilar forgot the golden rule, you don’t get bitter you get BETTER. Shyt she was in Texas, she could’ve hooked up with an oil tycoon and be set for life. But noooo she wanna fight the pre-nup. Idiot. Now where she gonna stay?
@Sassy
I think it’s cuz she acting brand new cuz she got new friends. Show made me laugh I still don’t like Jen. Tami just ridin laughin along. Whole show just stupid but entertaining.
BIBI IM PISSD ESE!!
AUNTIE FIZZ UR DANG BLOG!! WHY I KEEP GETTIN ERROR 500 AND SHAIT!! THE SITE IS UNDER CONSTRUCTION ..
IS IT CUZ I CANT SPELL.. CUZ I
TOO MUSH FOR THIS FAMILY BLOG **HEEHEE*
@GYPS
Do you really think she doesn’t have a stash or do you think she is being greedy?
@Ty, hell 4,3,2, I’ve seen broads with one kid and their bodies are done! She gives me inspiration…I wonder if she got lipo? hmmmm
@OTB A knuck and buck every once and again keeps the blood flowing to the Urethra.. #Helpful..
Please have sone rainy day!
this heffa body , **moves chair over at work and start sit ups STAT***
Grandma always said. Have you two accounts. Ya’lls account and Your ACCOUNT.
Grandma was a G!!!
FEFE ERRTIME I REFRESH SHAIT IS SLOW AS FAWK!!
<<NO PATIENCE AT ALL!! HHMMPH!
See Tracey ain’t chit to me for letting Eddie deny his child with silly spice or whoever. Well not letting but cosigning that bull.
@Gigi That body is one that is athletic that’s not I’m lazy let me take the easy way out at all..
@OTB
Me either!
I be trying to keep classy but honestly, some days, I be like….uhhh-no.
And TOUCH me?!
Yeah….straight hood sh*t shall spew forth.
gypsyeyes says:
There is no way in the HAIL I’m going to be married to man with money and don’t have a stash for a rainy day. Even when I was married to an Army man I had a stash. You never know what is gonna happen so you have to save for a rainy day!
we broke & i got rainy day stash FOH! married to him that long i woulda been able to buy & sell at his ass at this point
moves chair over at work and start sit ups STAT***
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stopped eating the rest of my salad and it was a half of salad.
Pilar is letting whatever cloud her judgment…she knows how the game goes but she’s acting like a rookie now
Shiiiid @Usual there’s big loooong money in Texas with them Indian men and Nigerian men in the oil market and Pilar fighting this negro for a cool extra million?! Bish upgrade yoself and get you a billionaire with an off shore account!! Now look at her. Bish can’t even pick up her own shyt.
I wonder if her stuff is still in them boxes that Deiondra took a pic of :thinks:
Sn: ive been getting that connection error for weeks. Thought it was just me!
I WANT A DAM CHOCOLATE ALL THIS GOT A BISH ESSAUSSTED!!
Usual Suspect says:
Grandma always said. Have you two accounts. Ya’lls account and Your ACCOUNT.
Grandma was a G!!!
Guhl i aint know we was kinfolk!
OTB

gypsyeyes says:
There is no way in the HAIL I’m going to be married to man with money and don’t have a stash for a rainy day. Even when I was married to an Army man I had a stash.
Remember when the older folks used to say never let the right hand know what the left hand is doing? I call it my “preparing for the unexpected” stash. Love hubby to death but I am covered in case he ever shows his azz 
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@OTB NAW IT AINT JUST YOU BUT TUUUUUDAY IS GETTING ON MY LAST MOFUKN NERVE!!
That ain’t lipo.
Lipo won’t give you definition like THAT!
Geebie xmas!!
What kinda workouts is this chick doing? She need to sell some workout tapes- bish will break the MOLD!!
@Gigi That body is one that is athletic that’s not I’m lazy let me take the easy way out at all..
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Deion had her on that workout plan
But he was an azzhole to her on his show so I wonder how she didn’t see this coming?
The judge says she can send someone to her house to collect personal belongings, but only between 1 p.m. and 6 p.m. today.
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Whatever you do…do NAT send the bish you had help you jump on Deion
Me and my homegirl go fukk a nukka up…there will be no calling 9-1-1. We taking the phones. Nukka you gonna walk to go get help. Cause we taking the keys too. And good luck with walking far after you get this bat to your knee cap.
Yall fugged that operation up Pilar. You need friends who gonna brang a shovel mama.
*Disclaimer: Kdub does not condone DV but if the situation warrants it…do it right*
<< WANTS TO TOUCH HER ABS… AND IF ME AND NAIJA MEET UP I WILL TOUCH HER ABS..
Gigi26 says:
@Ty, hell 4,3,2, I’ve seen broads with one kid and their bodies are done! She gives me inspiration…I wonder if she got lipo? hmmmm
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True but does she have 2 boys and 2 girls with Deion? I think he has 6 total
Still don’t feel bad bout that pizza I just devoured. #cushionforthepushin
Bibi says:
See Tracey ain’t chit to me for letting Eddie deny his child with silly spice or whoever. Well not letting but cosigning that bull.
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When did she cosign it?
@KyCakes (From previous post)
We were always in each others face at one point but he wouldn’t ask for my number. so I took someones advice and asked for his phone and put my number in it. We’ve been talkin every since
Horny again.. Part three
“Does it feel like you thought it would?” I asked. “Better.” You moan. Suddenly you break our kiss and turn me to face the wall. Your body rejoin mine. I feel your erection has increased and that makes me wet even more. You slide my thong to the side and lightly rub my cl it until I begin grinding on your fingers in response. You reach around under my shirt and lift my bra and allow both hands to freely caress my stiff peaks that have sprouted from your touch. I grind on your hardness. Your left hand leaves my breast lonely to again play with my wetness. You begin to make small beautiful circles around my bud feeling it throb with each stroke. I reach around to stroke your hardness through your pants. That’s not enough for me so I unzip your pants and search for what I want. The weight of it surprises me as I begin stroking the base of you feeling it vibrate with each pleasurable stroke. Simultaneously as I stroke you, you slip your finger deep inside me. I bite my lip to stifle the loud moan that almost gave away our secret play. “This is too dangerous, what if we get caught.” I moan. “We won’t.” you reply.
She talked about her workout on their reality show. A beast.
She only got about good 1.5 hours
1p Fill out paper work for truck rental
2p Found some mexicans to fill up truck
3 – 5 Try and put as much in the truck….Dieon gonna be saying you can’t take that.
5-6 That’s when the real packing will begin.
Pilar get some green lawn bags. Right now you don’t have time to pack boxes.
SO
@Gigi “Behind every beautiful woman is a man tired of fuggin her” #TheMoreYouKnow
What kinda workouts is this chick doing? She need to sell some workout tapes- bish will break the MOLD!!
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She is working on one too! SHEW
Tami was sucking the silicone out of Evelyn’s azz last night. She’s
that if Evelyn’s book does well that she can catch a ride on that train. If Evelyn does make Tami’s azz will be the first litigant named in her restraining order suit 
I said it @Sassy if I have kids and have some of that “birthing meat” left over i’m gonna take my ass to Dr. Rey in Beverly Hills and have it sucked out and put in my azz. Then i’ma work it out and be the Milf of the century!
Can’t say I ain’t real, if its all from the same body 
OutsidetheBox says:
Sn: ive been getting that connection error for weeks. Thought it was just me!
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*wipes forehead* pheww!!! I thought my I T department was ON to my azz
gypsyeyes says:
There is no way in the HAIL I’m going to be married to man with money and don’t have a stash for a rainy day. Even when I was married to an Army man I had a stash.
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100 puffing real hard, ook BACK to the floor 1-100 2-100 3-100
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^^ FAWK IS THIS AUNTIE!!
Ty says:
Gigi26 says:
@Ty, hell 4,3,2, I’ve seen broads with one kid and their bodies are done! She gives me inspiration…I wonder if she got lipo? hmmmm
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True but does she have 2 boys and 2 girls with Deion? I think he has 6 total
Sassy keep me up & tell me what u gettin from Dawn
Ty says:
Gigi26 says:
@Ty, hell 4,3,2, I’ve seen broads with one kid and their bodies are done! She gives me inspiration…I wonder if she got lipo? hmmmm
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True but does she have 2 boys and 2 girls with Deion? I think he has 6 total
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she has 2 boys and 1 girl but most people can have a body like that with the right personal trainer, discipline, and great eating habits. no lipo needed.
@WUT that made my left nipple hard as cement rocks just now..
@Jmo
U know what that may be unfair to say she cosigned it but I know in an interview somewhere I read something to the effect like she believed him.
@Phro
truth. She should’ve gotten her a kegelmaster and she could’ve held on for longer 
Sassy! Muthaf**king, Sassy! says:
That ain’t lipo.
Lipo won’t give you definition like THAT!
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Yep her azz been on the grind…completely toned
Phrozen1der says:
@Gigi “Behind every beautiful woman is a man tired of fuggin her” #TheMoreYouKnow
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DAAAAAMMMMMNNN!!! Phro!
So question, what keeps a man interested in the bedroom if he’s been getting the same ole for years?
Jmo! Thats why i had to address it! Ctfu. I was like no not the IT shutdown! Ctfu.
brownskin A.K.A Creamy says:
100 puffing real hard, ook BACK to the floor 1-100 2-100 3-100
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@Fayla – I lub Mister dirty draws, but I got my stash in me and my mama name. It can only be accessed with two parties signatures. I’ve been burned once. NO ATM, No Paper statements.
**KICKS AUNTIE SPRING CURLS AND BURNS ALL HER RIRI STALKER PICS/SONGS/POSTERS/THONGS/STRINGOFHAIR/OLD ROACHES** DEEEEW SUMPTING!!
gypsyeyes says: There is no way in the HAIL I’m going to be married to man with money and don’t have a stash for a rainy day. Even when I was married to an Army man I had a stash.
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and she worked! on their lil reality show, bish was cooking, cleaning, and taking care of the kids. that’s probably why she’s acting siovaughn wadeish right now.
anything that might make you end up paying child support to that ninja aint hardly worth it. Pilar better get her pretty lil mind right.
ol sexy self
Lakes
i’ve been getting that same error message. Auntie aint paid her innaneck bill yet. that’s how they warn her 
@Bibi … ahh ok, gotcha
@OTB …
got me paranoid like chit … posting comments, and minimizing like crazy 
Phrozen1der says:
@Gigi “Behind every beautiful woman is a man tired of fuggin her” #TheMoreYouKnow
Why oh why is this how men are
Phrozen1der says:
@WUT that made my left nipple hard as cement rocks just now..
Boy you made my side hurt with that!
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I have a naughty imagination..
I love Jenn!
“I feel like if I pick up some good techniques, I could kick somebody’s azz. I mean… I’m strong.”
Seriously @Wut You gotta chill with the Zane stories….
There er no more virgin desk corners in my office….
That bish Pilar looks like she never birthed a child in her life. Damn her…and I don’t even have any kids
#teamhighmetabolismtho
<— I would definitely workout more if I had a workout partner
@Gigi
@WUT That’s where she better start acting like a whore and not being like “I don’t do this,or that” she better answer the door in red bottoms,crotchless panties and a dirty wifebeater and give him head in the doorway…
Phrozen1der says:
@Gigi “Behind every beautiful woman is a man tired of fuggin her” #TheMoreYouKnow

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*cues Ms. New Booty*
There is no way in the HAIL I’m going to be married to man with money and don’t have a stash for a rainy day. Even when I was married to an Army man I had a stash.
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My grandmother taught us this here shat okay? She and the man WE all knew as our grandfather never married. WHY? Cause her azz woulda been cut off from all her first husband money. Every month she would get her check..and every month it was words.
Pops: Hummmph…Ms. Shorty got her check. Think she slick she get it sent round her brother house…I know she got it.
Her: Sure did.
Pops: How much is it?
Her: Same amount its BEEN since you done known me for 30+ years. Nunna FUGGIN bidness…and 15 cents.
@Phro
And he still won’t be satisfied
That’s where she better start acting like a whore and not being like “I don’t do this,or that” she better answer the door in red bottoms,crotchless panties and a dirty wifebeater and give him head in the doorway…
^^MMMHHMM SOUNDS NIIIIIIIICE :hunch: <<I GET HAWNY WHEN I FRUSTERADED OR MAD.. OR SAD.. OR EH..
I just wanna take Jenn under wing!
lol! Cant help but feel bad for her. Jenn gets real clueless!
Why auntie didnt post on the lawsuit??? Is it real??
@ !*LaKErCHiC@*!
my apologies. I’m having serving problems due to the amount of traffic. Hopefully things are better on your end now?
KyCakes says:
Seriously @Wut You gotta chill with the Zane stories….
There er no more virgin desk corners in my office….
Yall are going to get me fired laughing so loud! my co-worker just knocked asking if I was okay! 
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Error establishing a database connection
that made my left nipple hard as cement rocks just now..

Shuga Honey that gravi is just too cute, been meaning to say that
Free
Ty
CALI
#paperless all the way. before then it was sent to cuzzo’s house. same way mine was to hers 
if i have to workout more than an hour to look like the above oic. it just aint in the cards for me
KyCakes says:
Seriously @Wut You gotta chill with the Zane stories….
There er no more virgin desk corners in my office….
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Just…. DAMN
@Laker
@Bibi
it’s the thrill of the chase,the desire to hunt and capture prey..Once you have her it’s no longer fun UNLESS she keeps you wanting her. Men usually tell women what we need them to do to keep us interested and women usually ignore it…Then she gets cheated on… #ThinkLikeAMan101
@WUT
NaijaGal says:
Pilar is letting whatever cloud her judgment…she knows how the game goes but she’s acting like a rookie now
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BAMM!!!! you said it right
Kdubb is this mama kdubs mama???
this minute by minute coverage is ummm…..yeah!
Deion just wanted something new. Maybe cuz she was making her own money he felt threatened?
Don’t think you’ll get over stealing another woman’s husband. Karma will come back some way or the other.
Phrozen1der says:
@Gigi
@WUT That’s where she better start acting like a whore and not being like “I don’t do this,or that” she better answer the door in red bottoms,crotchless panties and a dirty wifebeater and give him head in the doorway…
Do tell…. Imma write a short diddy about that just for you Phro! Help your right nipple out 
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Fayla
I missed your greeting in post downstairs
@Sassy i would love to see you on BBQ Wives as Jennifer Asst, just for a moment
chile i would watch that faithfully, while evelyn and nia try juming on tables to get jen
i can see you now.. sombody was already hanging off the balcony by the hair EVELYN
@GYPSY
“There is no way in the HAIL I’m going to be married to man with money and don’t have a stash for a rainy day…. You never know what is gonna happen so you have to save for a rainy day!”
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Except replace “stash” with “women” and “married man” with “married woman.”
@SANDRITA
OH U FIZZD IT
IGNORE ALL THE OTHER COMMENTS TIA I GETS HOT LIKE A JALAPENO EAZY
AND I JUST GOT THAT DAM MESSAGE AGAIN!!!
Sandra Rose says:
@ !*LaKErCHiC@*!
my apologies. I’m having serving problems due to the amount of traffic. Hopefully things are better on your end now?
@Phro
SOME men tell. Others just have imaginary conversations
But even when women do all that men still stray. #fact
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cause I's horny
BIBI
REAL TALK THE RAIN MAKES ME WANT TO POUR.. THE SUN MAKES ME HAWWT :hunch:
@ Man,
Yep ol Ms Edmonds must got that snap back!!
@THERAPIST
OTB
*she gone notice me ONE comment today, i got on my Bey wig*
Sleepy now
PILAR is bad as hell
But I’d would much rather take a so so chic that isnt riding the train to Coo Coo Ca choo ville
WHY? Cause her azz woulda been cut off from all her first husband money. Every month she would get her check..and every month it was words.
Just found out recently that’ my aunt will never get remarried. From her husband retirement (he’s deceased) and her’s she collects over 12,000 a month. If she were to re-marry that would be cut off. The dude she dating is hating. He don’t even make half of of that. He must be slow and dumb!
@Brown
I wouldn’t be her assistant but some of that wouldn’t EVEN be going down! But I like her though! She’s bougie all day ery day. That’s JENN!
JMO
i thought yeen lub me no mo like OTB 

sorry for jumping the gun in my mind
Cali, how long is your aunt scheduled to receive that? They can’t get married afterwards?
Sassy u fugged me up with @Brown. i thought u was tambout LUSCIOUS!
@Fayla
I miss luscious too .
Hey Shakey Lakey
HEEEEEEEEEEY SASSSSY
did yall hear about the lady that donated her kidney for her boss & was fired afterwards?
@JMO – He died over 15 years ago! I thought this was the case. It’s through the state of NY; I’m not sure about its statues.
But she told me if she got re-married….Mr. >>>>> would be cut off.
Cues
Single Life
Usual Suspect says:
WHY? Cause her azz woulda been cut off from all her first husband money. Every month she would get her check..and every month it was words.
Just found out recently that’ my aunt will never get remarried. From her husband retirement (he’s deceased) and her’s she collects over 12,000 a month. If she were to re-marry that would be cut off. The dude she dating is hating. He don’t even make half of of that. He must be slow and dumb!
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I take it dude rather be with her than them live together off of ole dudes money…
Kinda Noble…
Alot of dudes wouldnt care it and help her run through the money every month.
brownskin A.K.A Creamy says:
@Sassy i would love to see you on BBQ Wives as Jennifer Asst, just for a moment chile i would watch that faithfully, while evelyn and nia try juming on tables to get jen i can see you now.. sombody was already hanging off the balcony by the hair EVELYN
We need a damn reality show The SR Diaries
Radio stations are already quoting our fonts… Where is our manager?
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I will pay good money to watch Sassy smack fire from Evelyn
*bat signal for Yall*
@Laker
@Fayla now she wants her kidney back
Can u repo an organ??
Kdubb is this mama kdubs mama???
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YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS.
That woman was a FOOOOOOL. She was WORSE than Mama Dubs.
did yall hear about the lady that donated her kidney for her boss & was fired afterwards?
@WUT
“So question, what keeps a man interested in the bedroom if he’s been getting the same ole for years?”
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You gotta give a nigga a “pass” from time to time!
You know, be a christian and “turn the other cheek.”
We rarely leave our wives permanently! Unless yall start tripping and chit.
@IGO – Yeah, I agree with you, that is NOBLE.
I have a girlfriend that met this older dude and about 1 month into the realtionship he says my wife died and I collect a pension so I will never get re-married. I laughed about that chitt for days.
Ty says:
brownskin A.K.A Creamy says:
@Sassy i would love to see you on BBQ Wives as Jennifer Asst, just for a moment chile i would watch that faithfully, while evelyn and nia try juming on tables to get jen i can see you now.. sombody was already hanging off the balcony by the hair EVELYN
We need a damn reality show The SR Diaries
Radio stations are already quoting our fonts… Where is our manager?
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I will pay good money to watch Sassy smack fire from Evelyn
*bat signal for Yall*
@Man
Do we get a pass too??
Man, I just don’t care™ says:
where do you come up with this shyt??
You gotta give a nigga a “pass” from time to time!
You know, be a christian and “turn the other cheek.”
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@BIBI REPO MAN THE MOVIE WERE THE GUY GOES REPOING ORGANS AND CHIT!!
I LIKES THAT MOVIE TOO!!
@Cali …
@Man …
@Lakerchic – Yeah, I saw that. Just wrong on so many levels….Fukn it up for others.
Radio stations are already quoting our fonts… Where is our manager?
^^ AWW CHIT WE ESSSTAAAUURRSS!!
@Laker
Almost forgot that movie but it was good…
Usual Suspect says:
@IGO – Yeah, I agree with you, that is NOBLE.
I have a girlfriend that met this older dude and about 1 month into the realtionship he says my wife died and I collect a pension so I will never get re-married. I laughed about that chitt for days
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Damn…
Lakes K104
i say u took me back guhl! that was my STATION in Dallas!
but should her donating a kidney guarantee her a job there for life?
BiBi
@repo
Fayla aka IWhipIt..WhipItRealGood:) says:
Ty says:
brownskin A.K.A Creamy says:
@Sassy i would love to see you on BBQ Wives as Jennifer Asst, just for a moment chile i would watch that faithfully, while evelyn and nia try juming on tables to get jen i can see you now.. sombody was already hanging off the balcony by the hair EVELYN
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I will pay good money to watch Sassy smack fire from Evelyn We need a damn reality show The SR Diaries Radio stations are already quoting our fonts… Where is our manager?
*bat signal for Yall*
who stealing our fonts guhl??
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They read our shyt verbatim in the entertainment reports. Even the online stations that I listen to at work in different states LOL. They dont even research shyt anyone the entire report is from Sandra Rose
Did Phadera start calling Cynthnia husband Uncle Ben?
@CALI HUH?? POST WHAT I SAID DANG IT I PWOMISE I READ BEFORE I COMMENT.. I LOST
I DO NEED A FUKN SIESTA!! WERE IS SAUCEY AND DIMPZ 
Bibi says:
@Man
Do we get a pass too??
You are reading my mind!
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Well, Man, could you do the christian thing and turn the other cheek if wifey wants to saddle a strong young buck to blow her back out er now and then?
*anymore*
@FAY YEP K105 97.9 THE BEAT AND 105.7 EVEN LISTEN TO 106.1 THE KID SHOW
@Therapist
Hey sugar!!
How you doing?
Ty says:
brownskin A.K.A Creamy says:
@Sassy i would love to see you on BBQ Wives as Jennifer Asst, just for a moment chile i would watch that faithfully, while evelyn and nia try juming on tables to get jen i can see you now.. sombody was already hanging off the balcony by the hair EVELYN
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I will pay good money to watch Sassy smack fire from Evelyn We need a damn reality show The SR Diaries Radio stations are already quoting our fonts… Where is our manager?
*bat signal for Yall*
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Ah yeah?
If I hear one person on the radio say.
Stunt puzzay
im gonna sue…
gotta copy write my shait.
@Wut
@Choco-I think that she feels entitled. She prolly has a stash but she feels she deserves more. I’m sure that their work out tapes and infomercials were lucrative. She can get the money that was made while married but not before.
I’ve watched her talk about their relationship and what I try to get women to understand is that I don’t care how fine you are or how you are putting it on a man, if he wants to leave he will go. Don’t be faded by the I look better than the old head or I do more for him than the last chick. It will leave your azz penniless and heartbroken!
@WUT/BIBI
“Do we get a pass too??
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You are reading my mind!
Well, Man, could you do the christian thing and turn the other cheek if wifey wants to saddle a strong young buck to blow her back out er now and then? ”
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Wut, you clearly asked what would make a man stay.
I’m telling you, an occasional “it’s ok, do you, I love you anyway.” Goes a LONG way. I mean, if you offered, just the thought would be enough and most dudes wouldn’t even take you up on it!
But no. You cannot get a pass because you are a female. The same way you can’t go in the men’s restroom and vice versa.
Why even try to have the same rules as men if you aren’t a man? 
JMO says:
Did anyone go look at their old Sprint pictures from picture mail? Remember we were talking about that a few weeks ago … I found my pics and I’ll Imma say is w o w … what was I thinking … deleted a bunch of stuff
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Yeah I got rid of all of mine and save the ones I wanted.
I had to do a double take on some of that shait.
LAWWWDDDD
**FLOATS AROUND THE ROOM ON A FABULOS FLYING CARPET** IM BORED!
@gypsy
Aww shucky ducky now. He done got her out the house. It’s about to be all kinds of stalking activities going on.
SASSY please see comment #77
They read our shyt verbatim in the entertainment reports. Even the online stations that I listen to at work in different states LOL. They dont even research shyt anyone the entire report is from Sandra Rose
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When I first heard years ago Alfreidas call The Nightmare, Teddy Ruxpin I let that slide.
THEN folks started on my bandwagon fo Khloe’s real last name was Simpson.
BUT I heard one day recently…somebody on air call Diamond… “Sugar Crystals”…I was heated.
No more fuggin jokes.
That’s why I don’t believe in marriage. Even if you love your job you need a vacation every now and then.
I Go There says:
Ty says:
brownskin A.K.A Creamy says:
@Sassy i would love to see you on BBQ Wives as Jennifer Asst, just for a moment chile i would watch that faithfully, while evelyn and nia try juming on tables to get jen i can see you now.. sombody was already hanging off the balcony by the hair EVELYN
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I will pay good money to watch Sassy smack fire from Evelyn We need a damn reality show The SR Diaries Radio stations are already quoting our fonts… Where is our manager?
*bat signal for Yall*
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Ah yeah?
If I hear one person on the radio say.
Stunt puzzay
im gonna sue…
gotta copy write my shait.
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I hear choke slam and CiCi monkey stomp every day…I still havent got my damn check
Sassy! Muthaf**king, Sassy! says:
@Therapist
Hey sugar!!
How you doing?
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I is good. Overworked and underpaid……sucks to be me right now. How you?
I Go There says:
Ty says:
brownskin A.K.A Creamy says:
@Sassy i would love to see you on BBQ Wives as Jennifer Asst, just for a moment chile i would watch that faithfully, while evelyn and nia try juming on tables to get jen i can see you now.. sombody was already hanging off the balcony by the hair EVELYN
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I will pay good money to watch Sassy smack fire from Evelyn We need a damn reality show The SR Diaries Radio stations are already quoting our fonts… Where is our manager?
*bat signal for Yall*
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Ah yeah?
If I hear one person on the radio say.
Stunt puzzay
im gonna sue…
gotta copy write my shait.
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#RBS
@Laker –
? What you loose bew?
:rollseyes:
after u been married/in a LTR for so long it’s only natural to have desires for some “strange” from time to time. it’s the acting on it is when all hell breaks loose
<—- uses male restroom from time to time if the line at the female one is too long and I cannot hold it.
Bird says:
Aww shucky ducky now. He done got her out the house. It’s about to be all kinds of stalking activities going on.
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I can see her azz hiding in bushes and sliding down the chimney to see who is in the living room
@CALI
IDK
These are my confessions
I Go There says:
JMO says:
Did anyone go look at their old Sprint pictures from picture mail? Remember we were talking about that a few weeks ago … I found my pics and I’ll Imma say is w o w … what was I thinking … deleted a bunch of stuff
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Yeah I got rid of all of mine and save the ones I wanted.
I had to do a double take on some of that shait.
LAWWWDDDD
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Im afraid of what you had stored
YSoSrs says:
That’s why I don’t believe in marriage. Even if you love your job you need a vacation every now and then.

& have to find u.
u familiar with the book/movie MISERY? 
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KDUB *snatches off tape* NO SUCH A THANG!!! i LIVES for yo font. ion wanna have to gas up
sad the cute ones are the one’s that will go straight looney tune on u. but let’s keep it real here deion was still smashing that.
@Sassy – Me too!
Once I was holding the bathroom and told this dude he couldn’t go in….He mumbled something under his breath. Went and got Mister, that nigga left his who crew at the bar.
@Fayla –
We can talk about it…but REAL LOVE, coupled with the fear of STD and HIV keep me in check.
KDub says:
They read our shyt verbatim in the entertainment reports. Even the online stations that I listen to at work in different states LOL. They dont even research shyt anyone the entire report is from Sandra Rose
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When I first heard years ago Alfreidas call The Nightmare, Teddy Ruxpin I let that slide.
THEN folks started on my bandwagon fo Khloe’s real last name was Simpson.
BUT I heard one day recently…somebody on air call Diamond… “Sugar Crystals”…I was heated.
No more fuggin jokes.
“My lippppppppps are SEALED” << The Go-Go's
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I was done after reading your post about Khloe and the shyt popped up on the cover of that magazine a week later. Was it People or Us Weekly
TMZ have their azz in here too stealing shyt
<————- Doesn't feel bad for Jen at all!
Bibi says:
These are my confessions
u familiar with the book/movie MISERY?
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Stephen Kang.
She “hobbled” his azz so he wouldn’t leave. He all hopping around turning the fuggin penguin the wrong way in the living room. “The penguin always points…DUE SOUTH”
Man, I just don’t care™ says:
@WUT/BIBI
“Do we get a pass too??
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You are reading my mind!
Well, Man, could you do the christian thing and turn the other cheek if wifey wants to saddle a strong young buck to blow her back out er now and then? ”
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Wut, you clearly asked what would make a man stay.
I’m telling you, an occasional “it’s ok, do you, I love you anyway.” Goes a LONG way. I mean, if you offered, just the thought would be enough and most dudes wouldn’t even take you up on it!
But no. You cannot get a pass because you are a female. The same way you can’t go in the men’s restroom and vice versa. Why even try to have the same rules as men if you aren’t a man?
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No we aren’t men, but yes we get bored with yall too.We can get tired of riding the same one trick pony, and you know men can get lazy when it comes to sex! Roll over slide the panties trick gets old… :ashamed (did I say that aloud?)
So since we aren’t men, what do you do to keep your woman happy in the sex area so we don’t start both thinking and acting like a man…
Ty says:
I can see her azz hiding in bushes and sliding down the chimney to see who is in the living room
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And you know that bish got Rambo abilities. She gone have the war paint on and erthang. Tracy bet not bring her azz up in that house. Gonna have Pilar doin the perp walk for real.
Somebody called The Real Housewives of Sandra Rose MANAGER
Roll over slide the panties trick gets old… :ashamed (did I say that aloud?)
So since we aren’t men, what do you do to keep your woman happy in the sex area so we don’t start both thinking and acting like a man…

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Kdub, I read about Vicki and Nicki!
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I, for one, can go the ret of my whole life without knowing how this shatt with the sanders’ pans out.
@Wut
No really now ur reading my mind
WUT-IZ-SWAGU says:
No we aren’t men, but yes we get bored with yall too.We can get tired of riding the same one trick pony, and you know men can get lazy when it comes to sex! Roll over slide the panties trick gets old… :ashamed (did I say that aloud?)
So since we aren’t men, what do you do to keep your woman happy in the sex area so we don’t start both thinking and acting like a man…
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Its some lazy ass dudes out there… WOOOOOOOOOOO
fellas need to stop BS fking these women
making it hard on a fella like me.
KDub says:
There is no way in the HAIL I’m going to be married to man with money and don’t have a stash for a rainy day. Even when I was married to an Army man I had a stash.
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My grandmother taught us this here shat okay? She and the man WE all knew as our grandfather never married. WHY? Cause her azz woulda been cut off from all her first husband money. Every month she would get her check..and every month it was words.
Pops: Hummmph…Ms. Shorty got her check. Think she slick she get it sent round her brother house…I know she got it.
Her: Sure did.
Pops: How much is it?
Her: Same amount its BEEN since you done known me for 30+ years. Nunna FUGGIN bidness…and 15 cents.
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I would pay the cost of admission to go to a family reunion with you! LOL!!
yallcrazy says:
Somebody called The Real Housewives of Sandra Rose MANAGER
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yes we need our checks, copyrights, and grey goose snowball
They jacking our fonts again
KDub says:
u familiar with the book/movie MISERY?
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Stephen Kang.
She “hobbled” his azz so he wouldn’t leave. He all hopping around turning the fuggin penguin the wrong way in the living room. “The penguin always points…DUE SOUTH”
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I was done after reading your post about Khloe and the shyt popped up on the cover of that magazine a week later. Was it People or Us Weekly
TMZ have their azz in here too stealing shyt
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Somebody else took my whole consipracy theory on Lauryn didn’t write that fuggin album, why her record compnay couldn’t afford to fight the allegations, and why they settled…..and posted it on a music website.
@WUT
“No we aren’t men, but yes we get bored with yall too.We can get tired of riding the same one trick pony, and you know men can get lazy when it comes to sex! Roll over slide the panties trick gets old… :ashamed (did I say that aloud?)
So since we aren’t men, what do you do to keep your woman happy in the sex area so we don’t start both thinking and acting like a man…”
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You mean yall wanna ride a DIFFERENT pony from time to time??

Marc Anthony is playing hard ball in his divorce from Jennifer Lopez seeking testimony from Jennifer’s first ex husband for evidence of cheating.
The gloves are off in Marc Anthony’s divorce from Jennifer Lopez, as the Latin crooner’s attorney has reached out to her first husband Ojani Noa to explore if theAmerican Idol judge spent time with him while married to Anthony and if she has offshore accounts, RadarOnline.com is exclusively reporting.
Anthony filed for divorce from JLo last weekand is seeking joint custody of the former couple’s four year old twins, Max andEmme. A source close to the situation claims that Anthony’s attorneys are investigating allegations that Lopez spent time with Noa while married to their client and if so, what the nature of their relationship was.
“Marc Anthony’s lawyers are following up with allegations that Jennifer was seeing Ojani while married to Marc, before and after the twins were born. Jennifer allegedly would go to Ojani’s Hancock Park house and spend time with him, without Marc’s knowledge” the insider tells RadarOnline.com. In addition, one of Anthony’s attorneys has formally reached out to Noa’s camp and is seeking financialinformation and records relating to JLo!
“Marc’s attorney wants to review financial records and information that Ojani has as he believes JLo has money in offshore accounts,” the source claims. “Ojani has extensive records still relating to his time with Jennifer. It seems that Marc is going after her money and it’s looking like this could be a divorce battle royal!”
After walking down the aisle in 2004, the musical couple announced they had split last July but have remained on speaking terms since, despite disagreements over how much time he gets to spend with the children. While Anthony lives in luxurious surroundings, the same can’t be said for Ojani these days.
“Ojani is basically homeless now and completely broke and unable to find work. He blames Jennifer for this because her lawyers have threatened to sue anyone who has hired or wants to hire Ojani, claiming that any public mention of Ojani being married to her in any form of publicity is a violation of their marital settlement agreement,” the source states. Calls and emails seeking comment on this story to JLo’s publicist weren’t immediately returned.
Jacked from Radar Online
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DAYUM!
Catch up with ya’ll later…Going to follow Dummy Dieon and Stuck on Stoopid Pilar…..
Yall think they be stealing forreal? Maybe THAT’S why I saw that Hustle Hard Face comment somewhere else. Bastids!
JMO says:
I Go There says:
JMO says:
Did anyone go look at their old Sprint pictures from picture mail? Remember we were talking about that a few weeks ago … I found my pics and I’ll Imma say is w o w … what was I thinking … deleted a bunch of stuff
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Yeah I got rid of all of mine and save the ones I wanted.
I had to do a double take on some of that shait.
LAWWWDDDD
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Im afraid of what you had stored
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UMMMMM…. Ill just say the ghost of Puzzay Past were in full effect
ION get bored with the same ole same ole. We keeps it interesting.
I knew Marc wasn’t going quietly. Latin men do not appreciate that type of dismissal.
@Man
Answer her….
i’m so over work right now that i just wanna
somebody get me a drink
Bird says:
Ty says:
I can see her azz hiding in bushes and sliding down the chimney to see who is in the living room
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And you know that bish got Rambo abilities. She gone have the war paint on and erthang. Tracy bet not bring her azz up in that house. Gonna have Pilar doin the perp walk for real.
@ Rambo I was thinking McGyver. That heffa could probably build her own combat zone with her shyt that Deion packed up months ago
Have Traceys azz helmed up with some hair glue trying to get into that damn house
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Ty says:
yallcrazy says:
Somebody called The Real Housewives of Sandra Rose MANAGER
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yes we need our checks, copyrights, and grey goose snowball
They jacking our fonts again

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SAY HELLO TO MY LITTLE FRIEND
@Fayla –
We can talk about it…but REAL LOVE, coupled with the fear of STD and HIV keep me in check.
i think if i was grown & whatnot in the 70’s tho i mighta been a slut. not a
H.appily
O.ffering
E.verybody
S.ecks
Sluts be more discerning & whatnot. they only fck who they want
J-Lo wrong for doing her first hubby like that, unless she plans to personally support his ass.
Skelator better go sat his ratfaced ass down somewhere and get off my girl’s clyt. UGH! Why he all in her finances and chit?!
(I know why, just thank he needs to fall back)
Kdub, I read about Vicki and Nicki!
I been watching ABC Soaps since Liz Taylor was Helena Cassadine on GH. I watch CBS ones a tanch too.
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I was still watching that fuggin show at NITE okay…and they went and cancelled the shat!
It takes six to twelve months before I get completely sick of you and everything you stand for. Distance is really what works best for me.
@Bibi
The fuggd up part is going after her ex husband who has probably wanted his revenge on Jennifer for years! CHIT IS FOUL!
Yallcrazy….
you are a daYum Fool!!!!!
@therapist
I’m good. Just hustling and surviving.
@Fayla
G-spot creme.
I hate KDUB and her granny rat now. I just farted at my desk cause she said and 15 cents.
Choco aka Hippie says:
Marc Anthony is playing hard ball in his divorce from Jennifer Lopez seeking testimony from Jennifer’s first ex husband for evidence of cheating.
The gloves are off in Marc Anthony’s divorce from Jennifer Lopez, as the Latin crooner’s attorney has reached out to her first husband Ojani Noa to explore if theAmerican Idol judge spent time with him while married to Anthony and if she has offshore accounts, RadarOnline.com is exclusively reporting.
Anthony filed for divorce from JLo last weekand is seeking joint custody of the former couple’s four year old twins, Max andEmme. A source close to the situation claims that Anthony’s attorneys are investigating allegations that Lopez spent time with Noa while married to their client and if so, what the nature of their relationship was.
“Marc Anthony’s lawyers are following up with allegations that Jennifer was seeing Ojani while married to Marc, before and after the twins were born. Jennifer allegedly would go to Ojani’s Hancock Park house and spend time with him, without Marc’s knowledge” the insider tells RadarOnline.com. In addition, one of Anthony’s attorneys has formally reached out to Noa’s camp and is seeking financialinformation and records relating to JLo!
“Marc’s attorney wants to review financial records and information that Ojani has as he believes JLo has money in offshore accounts,” the source claims. “Ojani has extensive records still relating to his time with Jennifer. It seems that Marc is going after her money and it’s looking like this could be a divorce battle royal!”
After walking down the aisle in 2004, the musical couple announced they had split last July but have remained on speaking terms since, despite disagreements over how much time he gets to spend with the children. While Anthony lives in luxurious surroundings, the same can’t be said for Ojani these days.
“Ojani is basically homeless now and completely broke and unable to find work. He blames Jennifer for this because her lawyers have threatened to sue anyone who has hired or wants to hire Ojani, claiming that any public mention of Ojani being married to her in any form of publicity is a violation of their marital settlement agreement,” the source states. Calls and emails seeking comment on this story to JLo’s publicist weren’t immediately returned.
Jacked from Radar Online
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DAYUM!
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J-Lo wrong for doing her first hubby like that, unless she plans to personally support his ass.
Skelator better go sat his ratfaced ass down somewhere and get off my girl’s clyt. UGH! Why he all in her finances and chit?!
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He is scorned and out for revenge and her having Casper the GHOST around their kids is not helping – at all!
I just farted at my desk cause she said and 15 cents.

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IM SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OVER YOU
Marc Anthony’s lawyers are following up with allegations that Jennifer was seeing Ojani while married to Marc, before and after the twins were born.
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You know what Marc with your face looking like a Scream mask with acne…yews’s about to get a your sister in Christ letter yo.
I see J Lo couldnt keep that monkey in her pants I see
@Choco
Marc is pissed at the way she flaunts her youngin around. Leos generally do not like being alone so they will jump from one to the next and Jen sure seems to refuse to be single.
@Jenie
JLO may have to spend a lot to get a divorce from MARC! That chit bites!
yallcrazy says:
ION get bored with the same ole same ole. We keeps it interesting.
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that helps ALOT! how long yall been together?
KDub says:

You know what Marc with your face looking like a Scream mask with acne…yews’s about to get a your sister in Christ letter yo.
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Awww shat
You know what Marc with your face looking like a Scream mask with acne…yews’s about to get a your sister in Christ letter yo.
!
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ON that NOTE:
@ChoD sound like it
Man, I just don’t care™ says:
@WUT
“No we aren’t men, but yes we get bored with yall too.We can get tired of riding the same one trick pony, and you know men can get lazy when it comes to sex! Roll over slide the panties trick gets old… :ashamed (did I say that aloud?)
So since we aren’t men, what do you do to keep your woman happy in the sex area so we don’t start both thinking and acting like a man…”
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You mean yall wanna ride a DIFFERENT pony from time to time??
Then hell yeah we’d consider it! hmph we have need also.
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If the sex is like this…
Marc aint broke though.
YSoSrs says:
It takes six to twelve months before I get completely sick of you and everything you stand for. Distance is really what works best for me.
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Damn… you a tough one
Choco aka Hippie says:
I just farted at my desk cause she said and 15 cents.
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IM SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OVER YOU
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But I’m cleansing so it don’t stank!
MzDimplez1123 says:
Yall think they be stealing forreal? Maybe THAT’S why I saw that Hustle Hard Face comment somewhere else. Bastids!
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Yep. Now u know I’ve been calling Nicki the bootleg Rainbow Brite forever now I see the shyt on other blogs. Now she is Punky Brewster…damn it
@ Choco…Jenny from the block is making that AI money she better have some offshore accounts. Marc is probably mad because she is tricking on the youngin
and Jen sure seems to refuse to be single.
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I’ve noticed that and I think its soooo unhealthy for a female cuz alone time helps you find a better you! SMH
And I can understand her being a Cougar but not around the babies at that age that I don’t agree with!
@Yallstill
gypsyeyes says:
I hate KDUB and her granny rat now. I just farted at my desk cause she said and 15 cents.
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My dearest Marc Anthony:
Dude sitcho azz the fugg DOWN. Was you or was you NAT cheating on your first wife Dayonara Torres (Miss Universe or some shat) WIFF Hennifer? And you buy a team in Miami and don’t expect this lady to go check up on her very first husband? The man can’t work, his place of bidness got shut the fugg down cause of yall…you know that woman was sliding Ojani some money and some draws. STOP PLAYING. He was prolly at the Dolphins game too on free season tickets you big dummy.
Go sing yodel a song in espanol Rico Suave.
Your sister in Christ,
Kdub.
YSoSrs says:
It takes six to twelve months before I get completely sick of you and everything you stand for. Distance is really what works best for me.
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Why do you feel that way YSO?
@ Choco…Jenny from the block is making that AI money she better have some offshore accounts. Marc is probably mad because she is tricking on the youngin
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But how ironic is it that Marc is going after Oani – that chit could go left sooooo quick! That move right there I felt in my gutt! One scorned man is enough but two?
Bibi says:
Marc is pissed at the way she flaunts her youngin around. Leos generally do not like being alone so they will jump from one to the next and Jen sure seems to refuse to be single.
Being single is it
But we do attract a lot of men
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Lies told on Sandrarose.com :stop: On the contrary I love being alone !!! Leo sun, Leo rising
@Choco
Yea thats the part that messes it up for me. The kids shouldn’t see a dude that looks just like them kissin on mommy. They already say she barely deals with them.
@WUT
“You mean yall wanna ride a DIFFERENT pony from time to time??
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If the sex is like this… Then hell yeah we’d consider it! hmph we have need also.”
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You just made that emoticon really erotic.
:jack: <<me
You mean yall wanna ride a DIFFERENT pony from time to time??
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ESP if it is a pocket sized pony sir.
IF TIGER WOODS CAN MAKE A COMEBACK FROM HIS PHILANDERING WAYS AND RESTORE POSITIVE PUBLIC OPINION OF HIM-ESPECIALLY THE MEN WHO WERE CRYING HIS GOLF GAME HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH HIS PERSONAL LIFE
WELL PILAR CAN COME BACK FROM DOMESTIC VIOLENCE, IF IT’S IN FACT TRUE, WHICH I DON’T BELIEVE SHE SWUNG ON THIS MAN FOR NOTHING
DEON WILL NOT BE SATISFIED UNTIL HE DRIVES THIS WOMEN TO THE BRINK OF INSANITY AND IT LOOKS AS IF HE MAY HAVE ACCOMPLISHED HIS GOAL, JUST LIKE STEVE HARVEY DID TO HIS EX-WIFE
WHEN A NICCA IS DONE WITH YOU AND READY TO MOVE ON-NOTICE I SAID NICCA AND NOT MEN-HIS FIRST ITEM ON HIS AGENDA IS TO MAKE YOU OUT TO BE A HOE OR A CRAZY BIATCH-BECAUE HE CAN’T USE THE OLD TIRED EXCUSE OF SHE DON’T TAKE CARE OF HERSELF AND LET HERSELF GO
HOW MANY MEN ADMIT THEY WALKED AWAY FROM A WOMAN WHO LOVED THEM AND IS AND WAS THE SAME WOMEN THEY MARRIED-FOR NO REASON?!?!?!
NOT MANY WILL ADMIT THAT, HE HAS TO SAY SOMETHING TO MAKE HER LOOK BAD TO JUSTIFY HIM WANTING THE DIVORCE, HE’S MOVED ON TO PERCEIVED GREENER PASTURES
AT THE END OF THE DAY-SHE IS THEIR MOTHER AND SHE STAYED HOME AND RAISE THOSE CHILDREN WHILE HE PLAYED BALL, LAVISHLY YES BUT YET IN STILL IN THAT RESPECT, HE COULD HAVE HAD HIS PR OR LAWYER ISSUE A PUBLIC STATEMENT IN REGARDS TO THIS MATTER
IT’S A SMEAR CAMPAIGN ON BOTH THEIR PARTS, WHEN LOVE IS OVER AND THERE IS MONEY AND CHILDREN INVOLVED, FOR SOME THINGS CAN GET NASTY EVEN FATAL!!!
PILAR NEEDS TO TAKE A STEP BACK, BECAUSE NO MAN IS WORTH ACTING CRAZY OVER OR LOSING YORU MIND AND MOST IMPORTANTLY YOUR KIDS!!!
IT MAKES A WEAK MAN’S D$CK HARD TO SEE A A ONCE PERCEIVED STRONG, BEAUTIFUL WOMAN EMOTIONALLY BANKRUPT AND CORRUPT OVER HIS NO GOOD ARSE, THE PREMISE FOR PIMPS UP HOES DOWN MENTALITY AND THAT NICCA CERTAINLY THINKS HE IS ONE-DON’T PLAY HIS GAME
:applaud: @ KDubb
@ Choco…But can Oani even tell Marc anything considering he has a gag order regarding all things concerning her? Makes him the perfect dip, he can’t tell SHYT!
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I Go There says:
Its some lazy ass dudes out there… WOOOOOOOOOOO
fellas need to stop BS fking these women
making it hard on a fella like me.
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Now tell me you have never woke up early and decided you only have enough time for a quicky.. roll up close to her play with the
a little just to wake her up and BAM! panties to the side and it’s in there? I had an ex who did that way too much!
@Jenie
I’m a leo too some leos at times depending and chit
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She just killed me. My fonts will be written in white from now on
Hold up :stop: did I miss my bff therapist?
Topic??
@Wut
I think I’m with ur ex
PILAR NEEDS TO TAKE A STEP BACK, BECAUSE NO MAN IS WORTH ACTING CRAZY OVER OR LOSING YORU MIND AND MOST IMPORTANTLY YOUR KIDS!!!
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^^^ Agreed.
tell me you have never woke up early and decided you only have enough time for a quicky.. roll up close to her play with the a little just to wake her up and BAM! panties to the side and it’s in there? I had an ex who did that way too much!
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Sometimes your azz don’t even wake up… and I ended up preggers like this.
Lazy focka.
Bibi says:
@Wut
I think I’m with ur ex

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KDub says:
You mean yall wanna ride a DIFFERENT pony from time to time??
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ESP if it is a pocket sized pony sir.
AND LAZY. tryna fugg in the easiest positions possible & whatnot
<—smh
@Man yall men don't have a clue some of the desires us women in LTR's have :coffeeL
Rotfllllllll
@Choco
Yea thats the part that messes it up for me. The kids shouldn’t see a dude that looks just like them kissin on mommy. They already say she barely deals with them
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ION about that she seems very on hands with her babies
@DIMPZ
Good point! Never thought of it like that and I hope it works in her favor but what if he goes after her shortlived dancer hubby CHRIS
WUT-IZ-SWAGU says:
201
I Go There says:
Its some lazy ass dudes out there… WOOOOOOOOOOO
fellas need to stop BS fking these women
making it hard on a fella like me.
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Now tell me you have never woke up early and decided you only have enough time for a quicky.. roll up close to her play with the a little just to wake her up and BAM! panties to the side and it’s in there? I had an ex who did that way too much!
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Chit. I had in ex who would just slide in there…Had me looking like your gravi, WUT
Bibi says:
@Jenie
I’m a leo too some leos at times depending and chit
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There are about 3 types of Leos, the needy, the independent (I’ll get my own ish) and the psycho (a combination of needy, and in their lil world swear their a queen)
Sandra Rose says,
Like her messed up attitude had nothing to do with the break up.
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EXACTLY! I’m never one to defend wrong. If Deion cheated, he’s effed up, but let’s be real, I see more evidence that Pilar Sanders is a trainwreck and a “pill” who would make it hard for any man to want to be with her long-term, than I do that he cheated.
BUT, instead of opening his eyes and realizing that he should step back and try to figure out what kind of woman he was dealing with, he chose to look at the SURFACE – and with that in mind… I’m not interested in feeling sorry for him either.
I had an ex who did that way too much!
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Every friggin morning YO!
Now tell me you have never woke up early and decided you only have enough time for a quicky.. roll up close to her play with the a little just to wake her up and BAM! panties to the side and it’s in there? I had an ex who did that way too much!
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Nah… If she in the bed
chances are she’s not wearing panties
Sometimes all you have to do is stand up and stretch with that Morning Hard on… and everything else will take care of itself.
Ummm, had a boyfried that did that often wake up to that nig nog grunting and sweating. Pissed me off cause I was dreaming that some random man was raping me and it was his azz!
gypsyeyes says:
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She just killed me. My fonts will be written in white from now on
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when was this written
@K DUB
“You mean yall wanna ride a DIFFERENT pony from time to time??
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ESP if it is a pocket sized pony sir.
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I read this book that said when women were really tested on sexual satisfaction the size of their partner was consistenly listed among the least of importance!
They were more concerned about the dudes body hair than the size of his dyck in study after study after study!
YALL AIN’T GOIN MAKE ME FEEL BAD!
@ Choco….But Chris would be a dead end if she hasn’t been messing with him since being married to Marc. I think chica is FAR from dumb. I LOVE THAT BISH but, let’s keep it real. She’s not GREAT at anything but, DECENT ENOUGH @ everything and has managed to set herself up really well in life. I don’t see her being dumb enough to be caught up. She’s played the game like a man and Marc is PISSED about that.
#JustGivingMyOpinionFolks
OTB
Whats up
The bro said holla at him…
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Tiffani at the Walgreens over in Decatur…
You gonna hafta use your @Walgreens dot com address hun-tea.
I Go There says:
Nah… If she in the bed
chances are she’s not wearing panties
Sometimes all you have to do is stand up and stretch with that Morning Hard on… and everything else will take care of itself.
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True
True
Man, I just don’t care™ says:
@WUT
It should be with me at all times 
“You mean yall wanna ride a DIFFERENT pony from time to time??
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U know that eye candy gravi u ran off a couple of weeks ago…I want to put that shyt in my purse
jeniefrumdabloc says:
gypsyeyes says:
Sandra Rose says:
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She just killed me. My fonts will be written in white from now on
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when was this written
Auntie said ‘Get a job’…….
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@WUT
“Now tell me you have never woke up early and decided you only have enough time for a quicky.. roll up close to her play with the a little just to wake her up and BAM! panties to the side and it’s in there? I had an ex who did that way too much!”
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Yall don’t like that?
I thought if you were wet it meant you liked it!
I Go There says:
Now tell me you have never woke up early and decided you only have enough time for a quicky.. roll up close to her play with the a little just to wake her up and BAM! panties to the side and it’s in there? I had an ex who did that way too much!
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Nah… If she in the bed
chances are she’s not wearing panties
Sometimes all you have to do is stand up and stretch with that Morning Hard on… and everything else will take care of itself.
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KDub says:
tell me you have never woke up early and decided you only have enough time for a quicky.. roll up close to her play with the a little just to wake her up and BAM! panties to the side and it’s in there? I had an ex who did that way too much!
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Sometimes your azz don’t even wake up… and I ended up preggers like this.
Lazy focka.
sweater gawt! hubby promises me he’s done this. i just can’t confirm or deny
#hardsleeper
Pissed me off cause I was dreaming that some random man was raping me and it was his azz!

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This shyt has me
@ Auntie
@Ky I love auntie cut throat

jeniefrumdabloc says:
I Go There says:
Nah… If she in the bed
chances are she’s not wearing panties
Sometimes all you have to do is stand up and stretch with that Morning Hard on… and everything else will take care of itself.
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True True
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There is a method to my madness….
KyCakes says:
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Chit. I had in ex who would just slide in there…Had me looking like your gravi, WUT
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Girl I can see every now and then but every morning… come on son! One trick pony! He thought cuz his shyt had a bend to it that would be enough. It was cool the first 20 times but hell can bendy do anything else but lay there!
Bibi says:
@Wut
I think I’m with ur ex
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HA!!

@TY
““You mean yall wanna ride a DIFFERENT pony from time to time??
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U know that eye candy gravi u ran off a couple of weeks ago…I want to put that shyt in my purse It should be with me at all times
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Can’t you do that now and just buy one at the toy store though?
KK76 that’s a hawt gravi. nice suit if that’s u
Watch THIS ish pop up someplace else…another blog…the radio….
Jennifer Lopez wanted pure blooded/bred Puerto Rican kids Marc. She got her kids and now she has to GO. Not Hispanic kids…PUERTO RICAN.
Why didn’t she marry Puffy? Have a kid? Ben? Ojani is Cuban…
Fayla aka IWhipIt..WhipItRealGood:) says:
KDub says:
tell me you have never woke up early and decided you only have enough time for a quicky.. roll up close to her play with the a little just to wake her up and BAM! panties to the side and it’s in there? I had an ex who did that way too much!
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Sometimes your azz don’t even wake up… and I ended up preggers like this.
Lazy focka.
sweater gawt! hubby promises me he’s done this. i just can’t confirm or deny
#hardsleeper
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I’mma say this and I KNOW someone’s gonna think i’m hating but, I’m being sincere. I think Pilar’s body is sic BUT, her abs are a lil too defined, imo. They don’t look feminine to me. Like Halle Berry’s abs look nice, toned and feminine to me, J-LO during her Jenny From the Block phase but, I think Pilar’s are just too hard looking. She’s still a beuatiful chick though.
@ Choco….But Chris would be a dead end if she hasn’t been messing with him since being married to Marc. I think chica is FAR from dumb. I LOVE THAT BISH but, let’s keep it real. She’s not GREAT at anything but, DECENT ENOUGH @ everything and has managed to set herself up really well in life. I don’t see her being dumb enough to be caught up. She’s played the game like a man and Marc is PISSED about that.
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Another GOOD POINT! I just hope she is focused right now on self and not Casper ya know the dopamine affect
@DIMPZ
You hating.

WUT-IZ-SWAGU says:
KyCakes says:
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@ Bendy
Chit. I had in ex who would just slide in there…Had me looking like your gravi, WUT
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Girl I can see every now and then but every morning… come on son! One trick pony! He thought cuz his shyt had a bend to it that would be enough. It was cool the first 20 times but hell can bendy do anything else but lay there!
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Yeah. It was cool to be woken up like that, but let’s switch it up, por favor…
I’mma say this and I KNOW someone’s gonna think i’m hating but, I’m being sincere. I think Pilar’s body is sic BUT, her abs are a lil too defined, imo. They don’t look feminine to me. Like Halle Berry’s abs look nice, toned and feminine to me, J-LO during her Jenny From the Block phase but, I think Pilar’s are just too hard looking. She’s still a beuatiful chick though.
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WOW and I just decided not to say anything but you covered it for me THANKS!
JMO says:
I Go There says:
Now tell me you have never woke up early and decided you only have enough time for a quicky.. roll up close to her play with the a little just to wake her up and BAM! panties to the side and it’s in there? I had an ex who did that way too much!
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Nah… If she in the bed
chances are she’s not wearing panties
Sometimes all you have to do is stand up and stretch with that Morning Hard on… and everything else will take care of itself
Please don’t tell me that’s your foreplay move! My ex was hung well with a curve but he was lazy. But loved when I put in work! Cowgirl reverse cowgirl, froggy, sidesaddle, this nicca would call my name like i was across the street! But for me, if it wasn’t missionary it was on the side… 
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It was cool the first 20 times but hell can bendy do anything else but lay there!

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Not really
JLo dumb azz should’ve waited till everything was signed, sealed, and dated BEFORE flaunting her lil young peen around
Shoot, I JUST KNEW that they had their paperwork squared away by the way she was sashaying all around.
Man, I just don’t care™ says:
@TY
““You mean yall wanna ride a DIFFERENT pony from time to time??
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U know that eye candy gravi u ran off a couple of weeks ago…I want to put that shyt in my purse It should be with me at all times
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Can’t you do that now and just buy one at the toy store though?
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That one had a nice curve to it Man and u ran it off
Man, I just don’t care™ says:
Yall don’t like that?
I thought if you were wet it meant you liked it
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Some are naturally moist and completely opposite of Kims cardboard snatch. That bytch needs some 10W-30 STAT :cofee:
The 1st time a dude would’ve tried to lazy fukc me *points to self* would have been thee last time
SMH
Not the kid!
JMO says:
Fayla aka IWhipIt..WhipItRealGood:) says:
KDub says:
tell me you have never woke up early and decided you only have enough time for a quicky.. roll up close to her play with the a little just to wake her up and BAM! panties to the side and it’s in there? I had an ex who did that way too much!
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Sometimes your azz don’t even wake up… and I ended up preggers like this.
Lazy focka.
sweater gawt! hubby promises me he’s done this. i just can’t confirm or deny
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I swear he has done that to me too! If I have taken something to help me sleep.. I have woke up with panties on my ankles or missing or wet. Im like what the fuk happened he like… nuttin…:cuss: ass…
jeniefrumdabloc says:
@Ky I love auntie cut throat
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Auntie has nu flucks to give
Still
your gravi!
JLo dumb azz should’ve waited till everything was signed, sealed, and dated BEFORE flaunting her lil young peen around
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Basically I would’ve kept that chit secretive cuz there is a pattern here!
_I_ you all for not acknowledging my presence
Thanks Ky
WUT-IZ-SWAGU says:
JMO says:
I Go There says:
Now tell me you have never woke up early and decided you only have enough time for a quicky.. roll up close to her play with the a little just to wake her up and BAM! panties to the side and it’s in there? I had an ex who did that way too much!
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Nah… If she in the bed
chances are she’s not wearing panties
Sometimes all you have to do is stand up and stretch with that Morning Hard on… and everything else will take care of itself
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Please don’t tell me that’s your foreplay move! My ex was hung well with a curve but he was lazy. But loved when I put in work! Cowgirl reverse cowgirl, froggy, sidesaddle, this nicca would call my name like i was across the street! But for me, if it wasn’t missionary it was on the side
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There is no such thing as a foreplay move… Forplay should be an all day thing. Just the thought of me telling her lil shait through out the day will have her moist and anticipating the exact moment of when the door knob turns and I open the door for Hello.
That should be a given
French
@ty
“That one had a nice curve to it Man and u ran it off ”
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And good riddance too.

Thanks Man.
@ Choco… When she gets bored with Boytoy, his ass will be gone too. She hasn’t spent anything on him that she can’t afford to or can’t easily get back. J-Lo is living the life of a wealthy man and ppl can’t take it because she’s a female.
There are about 3 types of Leos, the needy, the independent (I’ll get my own ish) and the psycho (a combination of needy, and in their lil world swear their a queen)
Most are a lil of all 3
this nicca would call my name like i was across the street!

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*whispers* Yall see Frenchie’s ass?

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Choco, I thought she was smarter. I am really shocked at this. ION give a fk, but still I’m shocked
I Go There says:
WUT-IZ-SWAGU says:
JMO says:
I Go There says:
Now tell me you have never woke up early and decided you only have enough time for a quicky.. roll up close to her play with the a little just to wake her up and BAM! panties to the side and it’s in there? I had an ex who did that way too much!
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Nah… If she in the bed
chances are she’s not wearing panties
Sometimes all you have to do is stand up and stretch with that Morning Hard on… and everything else will take care of itself
—————————–
Please don’t tell me that’s your foreplay move! My ex was hung well with a curve but he was lazy. But loved when I put in work! Cowgirl reverse cowgirl, froggy, sidesaddle, this nicca would call my name like i was across the street! But for me, if it wasn’t missionary it was on the side
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There is no such thing as a foreplay move… Forplay should be an all day thing. Just the thought of me telling her lil shait through out the day will have her moist and anticipating the exact moment of when the door knob turns and I open the door for Hello.
That should be a given
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I’m going to molest IGO
*drives my van with ‘Free Candy’ spray painted on the side*
Want some candy, young Man?
Yo
French whats up
@THE LADIES
Every nigga need his “Quick Nut” bang. He ain’t tryin to please you or satisfy you or nothing.
I know I just needed to put a good 3-4 minute missionary plowing on my girl in the morning before work. That was MY time! She had her time getting to read her books and stuff in the afternoon.
Yall some ol “high maintenance” azz hoes in here!
BB, what the hail?
I’m going to molest IGO
*drives my van with ‘Free Candy’ spray painted on the side*
Want some candy, young Man?
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How good is this candy?
I swear he has done that to me too! If I have taken something to help me sleep.. I have woke up with panties on my ankles or missing or wet. Im like what the fuk happened he like… nuttin…:cuss: ass…
See this right here, be feeling all violated. Just cuz we procreated and chit dont give u unlimited access
I Go There says:
WUT-IZ-SWAGU says:
JMO says:
I Go There says:
Now tell me you have never woke up early and decided you only have enough time for a quicky.. roll up close to her play with the a little just to wake her up and BAM! panties to the side and it’s in there? I had an ex who did that way too much!
_________________________________________________________________
Nah… If she in the bed
chances are she’s not wearing panties
Sometimes all you have to do is stand up and stretch with that Morning Hard on… and everything else will take care of itself
—————————–
Please don’t tell me that’s your foreplay move! My ex was hung well with a curve but he was lazy. But loved when I put in work! Cowgirl reverse cowgirl, froggy, sidesaddle, this nicca would call my name like i was across the street! But for me, if it wasn’t missionary it was on the side
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There is no such thing as a foreplay move… Forplay should be an all day thing. Just the thought of me telling her lil shait through out the day will have her moist and anticipating the exact moment of when the door knob turns and I open the door for Hello.
That should be a given
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And yo azz single
… makes no sense
Man, I just don’t care™ says:
@THE LADIES
Every nigga need his “Quick Nut” bang. He ain’t tryin to please you or satisfy you or nothing.
I know I just needed to put a good 3-4 minute missionary plowing on my girl in the morning before work. That was MY time! She had her time getting to read her books and stuff in the afternoon.
Yall some ol “high maintenance” azz hoes in here!
You stupid yo 
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Frenchie
Whelp,,,my Night/Day was awful,,,Just friggin awful.smh…Got a text last night from one of my many many many jump offs,,,Said she was DTF and UTTSS,,,I was like Yessssss! So,,,Like I do before all sexual encounters,,,I started to prepare,,,I febreezed under my balls, took a baby wipe and dabbed under neath my arms and swabbed in betwixt my belly rolls,,,There was only one problem,,,I was out of booty douches,,,My dumb azz forgot to buy some more,,,And considering I used the last one this past weekend before my meet n greet with YallStill and JMO,,,Which was a waste btw,,,Don’t neither one of those prudish heffas eat azz,,,But they did other things to compensate so I over looked it,,,Boy the way that JMO can dislocate her jaw at will like a snake,,,Chile,,,And YallStill,,,Id never seen a woman that big be that damn flexible,,,and uninhibited,,,Blowing c*m bubbles threw a slurpee straw was even a bit too kinky for me. Man we had fun,,,Anyway…
So getting caught without a douche,,,I thought I’d comprimise,,,Put a lil bit of lemon scented Clorox on a wash rag and began to scrub my nether region,,,I figured the lemon scent would give my muffin a tart but tasty appeal,,,Boy was I wrong,,,Firrrrrre,,,I mean I was burning,,,I thought pissing with gonorrhea was painful,,,That fails in comparison to this,,,Whelp,,,I ended up in the intensive care unit at Kaiser,,,Well not Kaiser,,,Of course I dont have insurance so I was at county #DontJudgeMe…And of course my doctor was Black #Embarrassing #Awkward after scolding me on the dangers of putting household cleaning agents in your rectum, she then complimented me on my hair
Told me my edge up was fierce,,,She said is that Beijing? I said naw girl that’s a sharpie,,,She laughed,,,Then I thought,,,Hmmmm,,,Black, employed,,,DOCTOR MONEY,,,HELLO,,,,So I figured Id reel her in,,,Nobody can resist the power of the bootay,,,Hello,,,Even if its covered in 3rd degree burns
So while she was down there applying A&D ointment,,,I said yanno doc,,,Ive never had a prostate exam,,,Which was a lie of coure,,,Im 63 yrs old,,,Ive had my prostate checked,,Hail, I live for prostate checks,,,Get um often,,,Even at the dentist,,,I ask for a prostate exam in lieu of a sucker and a balloon,,,I cant help myself,,,They feel sooooo good,,,Dr Oz was right,,,The mans erogenous zone is in his anus,,,I think it was Dr. Oz who said that…
Anyway, so I said yeah while youre down there,,,I figured a few mins of diggin around in my pasion tunnel and she may actually see what brings all the girls to the yard yanno,,,Just the thought of hooking up with a doctor, being put on her insurance plan,,,That alone was making my beef curtain stand at attention…She said well it may be tough considering its already started to keloid
I have the worst skin,,,Backne, keloids, blk patches in betwixt my thigs, stretch marks,,,Its amazing that I get any play at all,,,So yeah…after lubing her fingers,,,She went in for the kill…I was in Heaven,,,Until,,,She said oops,,,Oops? I was thinking,,,Did I poot? She then said what do we have here? I was thinking? Chile,,,She pulled some damn finger nail clippers out my rectum
How, why, and when they got there is a story for another day,,,But to make this long story short,,,,Needless to say-I aint get the digits 
Yup, Pilar making rookie moves. You got to stay one step ahead of these cheating, lying mofos and their disrepectful kids. That “Single Ladies” check she got for shooting a recent episode isn’t going to be enough to pay for one hair and nail bill. Wake up mama, regroup and try and salvage what’s left.
Bibi says:
I swear he has done that to me too! If I have taken something to help me sleep.. I have woke up with panties on my ankles or missing or wet. Im like what the fuk happened he like… nuttin…:cuss: ass…
See this right here, be feeling all violated. Just cuz we procreated and chit dont give u unlimited access
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Likes feeling violated

is the site acting better???
@JMO
You know Im scared…
I Go There says:
I’m going to molest IGO
*drives my van with ‘Free Candy’ spray painted on the side*
Want some candy, young Man?
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How good is this candy?
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The sweetest, most delectable chocolate you’ll ever sample….
D e a d
@Fayla- it is and thanks. Not Pilar, but I like it
@BRENDEN
“Anyway, so I said yeah while youre down there,,,I figured a few mins of diggin around in my pasion tunnel and she may actually see what brings all the girls to the yard yanno,,,”
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This sentence goin make me swear off SR!

LAWD! @ Brenden the Air.
@Jmo
I thought I did too but don’t fugg with my sleep yo. If I aint got to getup till 8 and u violating me like a 6 houston we have a problem.
KyCakes says:
I Go There says:
I’m going to molest IGO
*drives my van with ‘Free Candy’ spray painted on the side*
Want some candy, young Man?
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How good is this candy?
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The sweetest, most delectable chocolate you’ll ever sample….
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Oh yeah?… I gotta a think for chocolate too
Heard the flucking corniest joke EVA….
What did the Father Buffalo say to his child as he was leaving for school?
Bi Son
These damn Engineers….I swear…
oh..
OK I DIDNT MISS MUCH.. SEE YALL FUKAS ON WENDSDAY 
:shotsself:
I
you you lil piggy 
Bye fam
I Go There says:
@JMO
You know Im scared…
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Yea yea I know
SCREAMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMS
FUGGIN TRAVEL for BOSS driving me CRAZYYYYYYY all the effn fees this lady is telling me has my head hurting!
#RANT OVER
MzDimplez1123 says:
LAWD! @ Brenden the Air.
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Yes, he is the “Whipfinity Air”
@Brenden….
you

are
a
FOOL!
@Brenden and Bibi
Bye Kdub

And you’re off agane…………………………….
Bye Dubb.
Jmo, you’ve gotta read 329 yo
@JMO
I know I’m late but…
I just have a low tolerance for people period. I’m irritated easily especially if you want to be up under me all the time. Mostly I’m on some come do what you do and get the fck on after and I will do the same. Too much togetherness gives me hives and sht. *shudder*
Oh, never mind
@FE FE
That nigga said he tried to get JMO and YALL to eat his azz!
Hives tho.
@ Man……His 3rd degree burnt ass!
Man, I just don’t care™ says:
@FE FE
That nigga said he tried to get JMO and YALL to eat his azz!
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Nothing in the world like a rimshot…..
I bet my bew asked for & kept his nail clippers though
I Go There says:
WUT-IZ-SWAGU says:
JMO says:
I Go There says:
Now tell me you have never woke up early and decided you only have enough time for a quicky.. roll up close to her play with the a little just to wake her up and BAM! panties to the side and it’s in there? I had an ex who did that way too much!
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Nah… If she in the bed
chances are she’s not wearing panties
Sometimes all you have to do is stand up and stretch with that Morning Hard on… and everything else will take care of itself
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Please don’t tell me that’s your foreplay move! My ex was hung well with a curve but he was lazy. But loved when I put in work! Cowgirl reverse cowgirl, froggy, sidesaddle, this nicca would call my name like i was across the street! But for me, if it wasn’t missionary it was on the side
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There is no such thing as a foreplay move… Forplay should be an all day thing. Just the thought of me telling her lil shait through out the day will have her moist and anticipating the exact moment of when the door knob turns and I open the door for Hello.
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So you like text her pics of you stretchin with your morning wood throughout the day?
YSoSrs says:
@JMO
I know I’m late but…
I just have a low tolerance for people period. I’m irritated easily especially if you want to be up under me all the time. Mostly I’m on some come do what you do and get the fck on after and I will do the same. Too much togetherness gives me hives and sht. *shudder*
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Really??? Is it because of something that happened in the past or you’ve always been that way?
For me, being single was fun but being in a relationship is also fun. I hate them clingy azz types too
but having that one person you can just shoot the chit with is pretty cool.
Heard the flucking corniest joke EVA….
What did the Father Buffalo say to his child as he was leaving for school?
Bi Son
These damn Engineers….I swear…

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How about at my internship dude told a little joke over the cubicle:
Him: “How do you get a nun pregnant?”
Us: How?
Him: “Dress her up as an Alterboy.”
Them:

Me:
@ Yall….YOu know he did!
“brought all the girls to the yard”
Is what got me
Ky they was cracking up at that joke huh
:ctfu:
@YALL
Yeah…Hope you are in a comfortable prayer position cause you gone be there a while. If it hasn’t happened yet…
ahhh good times, good times
Hmmmm,,,Black, employed,,,DOCTOR MONEY,,,HELLO,,,,So I figured Id reel her in,,,Nobody can resist the power of the bootay,,,Hello
JMO says:
ahhh good times, good times
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AND this ladies & gentlemen, IS A TRUE STORY
I was thinking he couldn’t be in our city yo
@GiGi
@OTB You’d swear they were Gabriel Iglesisas or sumthin…..
” :prays: for someone to knock Yso’s socks off so much that she’ll wanna be around them forever ” ~YALL
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:prays: for the nigga that wants to knock Yso’s socks off…
Yso, I pray walking, sitting, driving, however yo!
I’m serious too. I hope that you meet that someone that grabs your attn so much that you can’t imagine letting them get away
It’s possible. Especially when you least expect it
Oh my prayer is specific too
I prayed for you & the boys a God-Fearing man 
My horny is back so I will leave you with this
yall!
You slip my thong down to my ankles and I step out of them. I grip the wall waiting for the pleasure/pain of you easing inside me, but to my delight I feel your lips softly kissing my bottom making your way between my legs. Meticulously you begin to kiss and suck and twirl my clit with your tongue. I bite my lip to keep from screaming as I cum on your tongue. You stand back up and prepare to enter me but I stop you. “Do you think I would let that treat you just gave me go unrewarded?” I ask as I slip onto my knees and grab your manhood between my fingers and expertly begin to stroke you. With each twist and turn of my hand I feel you throb in my clutch. I lightly circle your head with my tongue teasing a few drops of pleasure from its seam. With a stroke of both hands I take the full of your head in my mouth sucking until I feel your knees buckle. I twirl and roll my tongue from the shaft to the head and back down until your head is past my throat and my nose touches your stomach. I pull you out again and suck the tip like a pacifier as I jslide my hands up and down. I feel you about to come so I stand up and turn around and allow you to plunge deep inside me with one stroke. I whimper with lust as you begin to masterfully pound my pussy with strong hard long strokes. My legs are weak so you hold my hips as you drive deep inside until we both come spilling our juices down my legs..
Hush up Man
I know you don’t want us talking about socks and heels and ish yo 
@JMO
“Shut up man … @Yall, remember we saw that tiny azz man last Saturday and said what if that was @Man and started cracking up laughing?
ahhh good times, good times”
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I’m average height, so what did you say when you saw an average height dude?
See, I know what you need. YOu want Brenden to come sit on that face is all!
Wimper *sigh*
Man be jockin sis. I see you nicca
*tap tap tap tap*
*click click click click*
This fool is sick
Morse code???
No? Must be Man running cross the blog..
@OTB
“Man be jockin sis. I see you nicca ”
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I’m just saying!

You know something gotta be wrong with that nigga! Don’t front OTB.
@JMO
I shoot the sht with y’all here and others elsewhere. Don’t need a permanent partner for that.
@YALL
A God-fearing man huh? Good think prayers don’t get answered then.
@yall
“*tap tap tap tap*
*click click click click*
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Smh. I dont follow. Lol Sis is da shiznitt. Thats why you be on her. Youre intrigued.
You know she know about the first three inches…
Dont fukk it up talking chit!
WUT-IZ-SWAGU says:
So you like text her pics of you stretchin with your morning wood throughout the day
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Not quite like that…
You tell her how you want to see her.
and how bad you wanna eat through them pants or panties that she have on. (or may not have on)… you tell her lil stories about how you wanna whisper dirty shiat in her ear. ask her how she wants it and let her know how youre gonna give it to her. Even get as specific as the type of panties shes gonna wear. Doing that through out the day is the start of your foreplay. When she walks in and you give her that tight hug… everything else falls into place.
Or so Ive been told.
OutsidetheBox says:
Smh. I dont follow. Lol Sis is da shiznitt. Thats why you be on her. Youre intrigued.
You know she know about the first three inches… Dont fukk it up talking chit!
Are we talking peen length or height adjusters 
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Im lost…say what OTB…three inches
Man, I just don’t care™ says:
@yall
“*tap tap tap tap*
*click click click click*
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KyCakes says:
Man, I just don’t care™ says:
@FE FE
That nigga said he tried to get JMO and YALL to eat his azz!
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Nothing in the world like a rimshot…..
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You just hitting all the boxes on the checklist today.
Well i know Bruh didnt tell you that! He prolly be like “drop them draws”…. which may incite something from time to time

OutsidetheBox says:
Well i know Bruh didnt tell you that! He prolly be like “drop them draws”…. which may incite something from time to time

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@ty..the first three in the vag. Lmaooo i gotta be more specific w the small nums
I Go There says:
WUT-IZ-SWAGU says:
So you like text her pics of you stretchin with your morning wood throughout the day
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Not quite like that…
You tell her how you want to see her.
and how bad you wanna eat through them pants or panties that she have on. (or may not have on)… you tell her lil stories about how you wanna whisper dirty shiat in her ear. ask her how she wants it and let her know how youre gonna give it to her. Even get as specific as the type of panties shes gonna wear. Doing that through out the day is the start of your foreplay. When she walks in and you give her that tight hug… everything else falls into place.
Or so Ive been told.
Damn… my panties just vaporized! Shhhhiiiiaat! Im gone for real now! Whew!!!
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397 OutsidetheBox says:
Well i know Bruh didnt tell you that! He prolly be like “drop them draws”…. which may incite something from time to time
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thats how my bro would do it.
And then we :eyeroll: and
to get ready lol! Yeah buddy! 
Sis, from what I can tell Man likes em young, dumb and full of c*m. I am none of those things.
@YSO
“Sis, from what I can tell Man likes em young,
dumb and full of c*m.I am none of those things.”________________________
Young, fine and funny.
Old, fat and cranky (aka YSO-ish)
Old, fat and cranky (aka YSO-ish)
***giggles***
Da fck YOU giggling at Rimboy?
I need a rim shot Heyyy diggy diggy
Sorry Sandra,,,I was trynna be cute with my name since Faylas daughter dont like me claiming to be the heir
unfortunately it wouldnt display like I wanted
I know this is a hassle having to approve the name changes and I know I gives you a headache but I gots to go back to the name Future for now,,,Thanx,,Luv ya 