“EV & OCHO,” Series Premiere Monday, Sept. 3

There will be a pop quiz on the Body Language of Evelyn Lozada and Chad “Ochocinco” Johnson. So study the above photo and tell me what you see.

From VH1 Press:

VH1 has followed Evelyn’s story through four seasons of “Basketball Wives.” Now “Ev & Ocho” presents a behind-the-scenes look at Chad “Ochocinco” Johnson and Evelyn Lozada’s journey to “I Do.” Viewers will watch Evelyn and Chad work together through the tough times to reach the goal of their dream wedding with celebrity wedding planner Diann Valentine. From deciding on the perfect cake and designer dress, to Evelyn dealing with Ocho’s unconventional wedding demands, this ceremony will definitely go down in the history books. Preparation isn’t easy, and the couple’s timing is tight as Evelyn rushes to make sure her ill brother-in-law can be a part of her very special day. With two overflowing social calendars and two different personalities to match, these two realize planning “happily ever after” won’t be a smooth course.

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Photo still: Piotr Sikora/VH1
Wedding Photo: Mike Colon/Getty
Gallery Photo: Piotr Sikora/VH1
Episodic Photo: John Parra/Getty

ItsIce

Oh.
EB

Poor Terrell Owens
http://dawnsheen.blogspot.com/ Min Min Sheen (The artist formally kwn as Dawn Sheen)

There will be a pop quiz on the Body Language of Evelyn Lozada and Chad “Ochocinco” Johnson. So study the above photo and tell me what you see.
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I found the toaster in the tree and the spoon in the door.

Also, the dog is an extra… he ain’t even paying Chad and Evert any attention. Dogs know bullchit when they see it. Oh wait, Evelyn is wearing one of those headbands from the other post… wait no that’s just her lacefront.
Drag_Anne_fly

I don’t think I have enough Zzz for this snooze fest, but I’mma try…..ZZzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzZzzzzz
KyCakes

I defintely see her teefus….

Good googly moogly, Woman…Now I know why Chad won’t let her eat his azz. She’ll disembowel that fool…
charleybrown

Just what we need…. Some more buffoonery on the air. Definitely will not be watching. Isn’t her clock almost outta minutes? Dayum!!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C-zNhpOUelY Usual Prime Suspect

I seeeee….

1. Ewww get off me, you know we not cool like that.
2. Get your black crusty butt away, your underarm and breat stinks
3. Where are them new shoes
4. Dopamine high is log gone

I win
KyCakes

@Usual winner winner dinner
LaceFace

OMG!!!! why does his shoes look like a glittery green punk mess?
Ni ni

Im about done with all the reality shows. I cant keep up. I stopped watching joselines show cause it just doesnt make sense and the choppy editing is horrible.
Daisy

#TeamChadandEve I will be watching their show #blacklove
Daisy

I am not a big fan of wedding dresses in gen. but I did like hers.

Love when she wears bright bold eye colors
Ididntreallymeanit

I may tune in
lashellebelle

It’ll be somethin nice to watch when it gets put on Netflix & I’m spending the day doing my hair…

Daisy Mae, Ev is Latina, though.
MochaT

Won’t be watching the foolishness…
lovezoe

I will watch Chad and his hoodbooger pretend to get married.
Ms.Fashion

In more important news…..

I am currently eating a Klondike bar!! What would you do?
sassyshe

I just asked Sandra how much VH1 paid her for this considering her dislike of Ev
Jem Is My Name-No 1 Else Is The Same-Jem Is My Name; JEM

Usual Prime Suspect says:

I seeeee….
1. Ewww get off me, you know we not cool like that.
2. Get your black crusty butt away, your underarm and breat stinks
3. Where are them new shoes
4. Dopamine high is log gone
I win

Totally Tubular
OutsidetheBox

Is there a prize? A SPA day? A backpack? FOB status? Blog immunity? Something?
https://sandrarose.com Sandra Rose

sassyshe says:

I just asked Sandra how much VH1 paid her for this considering her dislike of Ev
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Not a penny. But I did it because VH1 doesn’t threaten me with cease & desists like BET did when I post their shows.
Daisy

@lash To me they are our cousins they were just dropped off in the water on a island they still negroids in my mind at least.
missmiami

Based on the pic Chad is more into her because Evelyn looks uncomfortable and to be pulling away. Either way I will not be watching. She turned me off this last season of BBW with her behavior.
missmiami

Btw that is the most awkward kiss ever!!!! Evelyn looks so uninterested. For goodness sake she aint kissing back. I guess all she wanted was the wedding like most broads
SouthernPrincess

Evelyn, is still in damage control mode from her behavior on BBW so I’m sure her and Chad’s show will show a softer, more gentler side of Eve! BS manufactured for TV
Bella770

I give them 14 months
TeeTee

His interaction with her always seems forced and insincere. Maybe they kick it as homies that desperately want to get on by any means necessary. And the dress is pretty, but somehow does not feel true to Evelyn’s personality #I remember the 1st one.

The show…who cares at this point…who really thinks they’re a couple…if anybody tuned in it would be for entertainment purposes only
http://twitter.com/SayItaIntSoJoe8 Atypical

Idk if I’ll be watching this one because I loathe wedding specials….I don’t think their relationship is fake tho..At this point haven’t they been together for years? That’s a long time to be faking the funk with somebody imo….
FuturedocDonte

Auntie,

There is clearly not enough shade being thrown in this post
Cutekisses

Nah I’mma pass on Evelyn and her pet coon. Won’t be watching nann second of their show.
Drag_Anne_fly

Is the new post up yet? No? Ayt then, let me light up some green and bump some more of Life Is Good album, I love it when he’s being introspective.
http://www.twitter.com/cocoabana Cocoabana

I’ll be watching. We thought Lamar and Khloe was faking it too and they’re almost at 3 years of marriage.
Drag_Anne_fly

Home girl still aint found the cure for her strain of irrelevance. Shame, poor thing.
Cutekisses

Whether their ish is real or fake isn’t the issue for me. I just can’t stand Evelyn’s evil azz and Ocho is ignorant. No thanks.
NaijaGal

Hollywood Exes was good last night…that’s all I got
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=puSCLM8nLFU Mother Jefferson
lovezoe

Morning They are perfect for each other; a hoodbooger and a coon.
lovezoe

Anyone see the interview where Jose said Steebie was a genius.
http://www.gravatar.com/avatar/db78ef2b213fd6958c1aa6773fe9a6dc?s=80 jeniefrumdabloc

pop quiz ehh ! Well I see all I see is a bunch fake shat going on up there Did I get a A ?
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lovezoe says:

Anyone see the interview where Jose said Steebie was a genius.
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that says a lot coming from that bag of rocks
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NaijaGal says:

Hollywood Exes was good last night…that’s all I got
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That show bores me too pieces , so I quit watching. Has been some interesting stuff going on? What happen
NaijaGal

Oh it got good last night Jen…and next week looks good too…basically Jessica is a pro animal person (apparently she released a roach into the wild) so she was getting on the other ladies about it…so they’re having a snack when Andrea says how are you pro animal but you had an abortion and that’s when things went left
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Oh yeah Sandra , I see a sex driven relationship up top from the first pic Dopemine <— that's what u call it right, sex driven relationships never last
INTENSEMOCHA THE ANTAGONIST

Anyone see the interview where Jose said Steebie was a genius.
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OF COURSE SHE DID SHE IS UNDER THE INFLUENCE OF THEIR LAST LOVE MAKING SESSION, DIKMATIZED AND SHIAT-THAT WOULD BE THE ONLY EXPLANATION FOR THAT, CAUSE NOBODY SEE’S IT BUT HER
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NaijaGal says:

how are you pro animal but you had an abortion and that’s when things went left
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Aww shat Ima have to tune back in
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Cocoabana says:

I’ll be watching. We thought Lamar and Khloe was faking it too and they’re almost at 3 years of marriage.
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3years wow, thats a longtime being sarcastic
INTENSEMOCHA THE ANTAGONIST

AND CHAD AND EVELYN CHANCES OF THEIR MARRIAGE SURVIVING ARE NO LESS OR MORE THAN ANYONE ELSE

FOLKS NEED TO BE HAPPY THEY ARE MARRIED FOR THE MOMENT AND PRAY IT STAYS THAT WAY, CAUSE SHIAT CAN GO LEFT REAL QUICK FOR ANYBODY AND AT ANY GIVEN TIME

BE MINDFUL WHAT YOU WISH UPON OTHERS, IT MAY END UP BECOMING YOUR REALITY

SPEAKING ILL OR PREDICTING THE DEMISE OF SOMEONE’S MARRIAGE IS FOUL TO SAY THE LEAST, THINKING IT AND ACTUALLY SAYING IT IS THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN MANNERS AND ILL MANNERED
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http://www.twitter.com/cocoabana Cocoabana

Considering the divorce rate in this country, Jenie, that is a long time. Just sayin
IamK_Antoinette

Auntie I missed the body language course……..
but is it, me or does Ocho Seem more into Ev…. in these pics at least. He is too silly ALL THE TIME, I could never take him seriously as my man.
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Cocoabana says:

Considering the divorce rate in this country, Jenie, that is a long time. Just sayin
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Welp I can only go by what I have seen my entire life, my parents been happily married 43years, so 3 years isn’t saying much to me
http://www.twitter.com/cocoabana Cocoabana

Jenie, good for your parents. Are you also happily married?
http://www.gravatar.com/avatar/db78ef2b213fd6958c1aa6773fe9a6dc?s=80 jeniefrumdabloc

Ok I took the time to look at the pics, Ocho really trying hard to stand out from Evelyn He doesn’t compliment her at all, viewing from these pics, but hey there just pics right
http://www.gravatar.com/avatar/db78ef2b213fd6958c1aa6773fe9a6dc?s=80 jeniefrumdabloc

Cocoabana says:

Jenie, good for your parents. Are you also happily married?
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No, I am waiting for the right man to court me, my parents taught me well, never settle, oh both of my older sisters were married, one has been married twice, They both had failed marriages. But they each had something in common, they didn’t listen to my parents. I listen to my parents, their great examples, and my sisters were great examples on what not to do you know
http://www.twitter.com/cocoabana Cocoabana

Interesting.
http://www.gravatar.com/avatar/db78ef2b213fd6958c1aa6773fe9a6dc?s=80 jeniefrumdabloc

The chick up stairs is cute but nothing just Her look is the same in all her pics, I mean different outfits yes, but nothing that just speaks model to me, could be a good commercial print model or something for Charllotte Russe or something, but High Fashion nah
lovezoe

comments off. Anyone see what Bow Wow ex sister wrote about him being a deadbeat dad.
http://www.gravatar.com/avatar/db78ef2b213fd6958c1aa6773fe9a6dc?s=80 jeniefrumdabloc

Cocoa I am blessed with a great family especially when you have older sisters that have been through the ropes, and have made mistakes, it helps a lot. Of course we all make mistakes, but sometimes people go through things for others. Their testimony can be a blessing to others, and I consider it awesome blessing
http://www.gravatar.com/avatar/db78ef2b213fd6958c1aa6773fe9a6dc?s=80 jeniefrumdabloc

Bow wow ex sis, how can he have a ex sis what was she saying ?
KK76

Morning Glory solicitations, then posted with comments off? Is Sandy looking for a boothang? Very smooth….
prynsexxx

I don’t care for her dress. I LOVE that blue shoe she’s wearing though. I will probably watch the show. I like Chad, he’s really a down to earth, silly type dude, in reality.
Cutekisses

how are you pro animal but you had an abortion and that’s when things went left
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Thank you! She was literally attacking those women over their food choices and acting like animals were God but had an abortion. You can’t have this high and mighty stance, insult others while you are doing ill shyt yourself.
Anna

KK76 says:

Morning Glory solicitations, then posted with comments off? Is Sandy looking for a boothang? Very smooth….
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;lol: But I am confused. Morning Glory said that she wasn’t into T N A shots, yet kinda has some.
http://www.landofpure.net Fayla aka IWhipIt..WhipItRealGood:)

<—me not tuning in
Anna
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KPgpRw9tiuM bnatural

jeniefrumdabloc says:

Bow wow ex sis, how can he have a ex sis what was she saying ?
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I think it’s bow wow’s ex-girlfriends sister… lemme go look
http://www.landofpure.net Fayla aka IWhipIt..WhipItRealGood:)

lovezoe says:

comments off. Anyone see what Bow Wow ex sister wrote about him being a deadbeat dad.

ZOE! hell nawl! what she said??

GM Jenie
Anna <—diet plan i just got that i'm finna follow for 3 weeks foe i head to NJ/NY
Pryn gm sug!
http://www.landofpure.net Fayla aka IWhipIt..WhipItRealGood:)

bnat ur gravi be slayin be all de time bew! gm!
MsDivaRo

:wave: morning Fayla, Anna, Love, & Prynn
http://www.landofpure.net Fayla aka IWhipIt..WhipItRealGood:)

Sandra these comments off on the Mortink Glory posts? u settin them up for failure. they gotta take the good with the bad. the one u posted BEFORE today was smoking hot imo. she mighta woulda like to have read that jmo
Anna

@ everyone. Fay Fay. I that pic of you & Mr. Fay.
http://www.landofpure.net Fayla aka IWhipIt..WhipItRealGood:)

MsDiva!! gm gawjus
cheeks8683

KK76 says:

Morning Glory solicitations, then posted with comments off? Is Sandy looking for a boothang? Very smooth….
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;lol: But I am confused. Morning Glory said that she wasn’t into T N A shots, yet kinda has some.
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Morning everyone! :wave:

I too was confused as well Anna….Why not send all the shot of you NOT fitting the sterotype :shug:
http://www.landofpure.net Fayla aka IWhipIt..WhipItRealGood:)

Thx Anna, i was just finna change it
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cheeks8683 says:

KK76 says:

Morning Glory solicitations, then posted with comments off? Is Sandy looking for a boothang? Very smooth….
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;lol: But I am confused. Morning Glory said that she wasn’t into T N A shots, yet kinda has some.
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Morning everyone! :wave:

I too was confused as well Anna….Why not send all the shot of you NOT fitting the sterotype :shug:

chiiile
gm sug!
KyCakes

Gud Moanin’ Ery’ones :wave:

It’s my Friday and I’m so happy, I’m gonna jam out with my clam out

Unfortunately, Auntie doesn’t have an emoticon for that…
KK76

Anna, I guess they’re tasteful T & A shots, and the fact that she’s not LSLH she probably gets a pass from Sandy.
mimi08

Anyone who watches this honestly needs to be punched in the face with a pillow….Your life has to be completely worthless, boring, and pathetic, for you to take the time out of your day, park your romp on your sofa, and watch this crap. If you do, it shows your life isn’t worth living to me, because I got way better things to do with my time than watch these two..there is nothing remotely interesting about them that I would devote time out of each week for me to watch them, and if you do, i wouldn’t want your life, because obviously your life is crap.
MsDivaRo

:wave: Ky
KyCakes

KK76 says:
I guess they’re tasteful T & A shots
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I certainly see some of Taylor’s Hyde..
cheeks8683

Hey fayla!!!!!

OMG a groupof my friends all got together over the weekend and one of them pulled out a jar or your whip from her purse!She said that she needed her own jar after sampling mine. Expect to see an increase in orders from the OK/TX area! We all love your product
http://www.landofpure.net Fayla aka IWhipIt..WhipItRealGood:)

KY! gm babes!

KK76 as T&A shots go they ARE tasteful
mimi08

Stop the madness, stop watching crap tv and it will die and go away.
KyCakes

@Diva Moanin’ suga
KyCakes

My Songstress!!
MsDivaRo

Ky…I likes that cow!!!! moo
KyCakes

@Diva That’d be my Rainbovine

In honor of Chick-Fil-A day yesterday and at the request of my Songstress
http://www.landofpure.net Fayla aka IWhipIt..WhipItRealGood:)

cheeks8683 says:

Hey fayla!!!!!

OMG a groupof my friends all got together over the weekend and one of them pulled out a jar or your whip from her purse!She said that she needed her own jar after sampling mine. Expect to see an increase in orders from the OK/TX area! We all love your product

LOL!! she whipped the jar out huh? too funny! that’s whassup cheeks, ty SO much!!! :2dance:
Bibi

Morning people
dancerbee93

Good morning everyone!!!
http://www.landofpure.net Fayla aka IWhipIt..WhipItRealGood:)

dang, y they gotta have a life not worth living to watch tho? i mean I’M not watching the chit, but damb @Mimi
NaijaGal

CUTE – exactly…don’t throw stones when your house has cracks in it

*to the morning glory, ummmmm, yeah you had it right when you said ‘model’*
http://www.landofpure.net Fayla aka IWhipIt..WhipItRealGood:)

BiBi!! gm hunty!
Dancer :2dance: <—in honor of ur name
how are u?
MsOnederful

http://www.abc27.com/story/19171876/police-man-performed-oral-sex-on-victims-as-they-slept

Auntie This story!!! This is my husbands cousin…Still can’t believe it.
NaijaGal

BIBI, DANCER
NaijaGal

FAYLA – what we doing this weekend
hell_on_heels

I am so sick of these spin off “reality” shows!!!! And I HATE him for wearing those gold shoes. People sell themselves for next to nothing…..very sad:-(
MsDivaRo

:wave: Bibi, Naija, Dancer
http://www.landofpure.net Fayla aka IWhipIt..WhipItRealGood:)

Naija! gm cocoa goddess u!!
prynsexxx

Good morning EVERYBODY!
http://www.gravatar.com/avatar/db78ef2b213fd6958c1aa6773fe9a6dc?s=80 jeniefrumdabloc

Bibi, Fayla, Ky Ky morning Late Bloomers
http://www.twitter.com/cocoabana Cocoabana

mimi08 says:

Anyone who watches this honestly needs to be punched in the face with a pillow….Your life has to be completely worthless, boring, and pathetic, for you to take the time out of your day, park your romp on your sofa, and watch this crap. If you do, it shows your life isn’t worth living to me, because I got way better things to do with my time than watch these two..there is nothing remotely interesting about them that I would devote time out of each week for me to watch them, and if you do, i wouldn’t want your life, because obviously your life is crap.

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I. am. HOLLERING.
http://www.gravatar.com/avatar/db78ef2b213fd6958c1aa6773fe9a6dc?s=80 jeniefrumdabloc

Pryn Dancer Diva
cheeks8683

Now mimi I get what you are saying but man, you didn’t have to go ALL the way in like that…I mean sometimes there isn’t anything on during Sunday afternoons and my remote sometimes finds its way to VH1….I mean I’m working on my Masters and have a great career and wonderful friends…I mean I like to think I have a life full of purpose…Sometimes your brain needs rest… #guilty #yolo
http://www.landofpure.net Fayla aka IWhipIt..WhipItRealGood:)

Naija imma try & get my car refinanced foe i leave this job lawd PLEASE!

what about u? u showing off yo bawdy somewheres??
KK76

Fay- I guess as T & A shots go, they are tasteful. They look like the kind I might do if I were to do such a thing

I’ve been meaning to try your Whipfinity. Seems to be all the rage, and my hair looks like Frederick Douglass after I wash it myself. I need help b/tw salon visits.
lovezoe

Yeah I meant his ex GF sister didn’t want to say baby mama sister. She said he uses photo for publicity only . He don’t buy diapers, etc etc.
http://www.gravatar.com/avatar/db78ef2b213fd6958c1aa6773fe9a6dc?s=80 jeniefrumdabloc

mimi08 says:

Anyone who watches this honestly needs to be punched in the face with a pillow….Your life has to be completely worthless, boring, and pathetic, for you to take the time out of your day, park your romp on your sofa, and watch this crap. If you do, it shows your life isn’t worth living to me, because I got way better things to do with my time than watch these two..there is nothing remotely interesting about them that I would devote time out of each week for me to watch them, and if you do, i wouldn’t want your life, because obviously your life is crap.
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Tell us how u really feel
cheeks8683

Naija my sista!!! Guess what? I’m going to a Nigerian wedding this weekend…Now you know what that means

sweet motha
MsDivaRo

Jenie
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lovezoe says:

Yeah I meant his ex GF sister didn’t want to say baby mama sister. She said he uses photo for publicity only . He don’t buy diapers, etc etc.
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You know that’s a damn shame I wonder is he paying child support, You know some men feel if he giving her child support that should be enough to take care of the diapers and milk you, which it should. Things we may never know
Anna

hell_on_heels says:

I am so sick of these spin off “reality” shows!!!! And I HATE him for wearing those gold shoes. People sell themselves for next to nothing…..very sad:-(

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He was going for the “Genie/Aladin” look.
Not too much real tv on anymore. Even the history channel has reality shows. Does MTV even play music/videos anymore. Nothing is going to bring our soaps back. Although I am not going to watch Ocho Cinco Da Mayo, it’s for entertainment. Anyone who choses to watch is not seeking love advice from this couple.
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KK76 Fred Doug tho?? if ur skeptical i do Giveaways on my fb fan page facebook.com/1 L A N D (no spaces) from time to time

Jenie gm sweetie!
NaijaGal

MSDIVA, PRYNN

CHEEEEEEEEEEEEKKKKKKKKKSSSSSSS I’m so jealous…you gone be getting it *you ever wanna snag some of those dollars and put it in your bra, no? me either *

FAYLA – I’ll be hanging and swanging and nursing a self imposed broken heart
KyCakes

JEN-AY!
Bibi
NaijaGal

LOVEZOE – I can’t stand people who blast personal ish, especially that kind on twitter…take that ish to court and keep it moving…I’m more disgusted with her than Bow Wow
cheeks8683

MSDIVA, PRYNN

CHEEEEEEEEEEEEKKKKKKKKKSSSSSSS I’m so jealous…you gone be getting it *you ever wanna snag some of those dollars and put it in your bra, no? me either *

FAYLA – I’ll be hanging and swanging and nursing a self imposed broken heart
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Now if they just so happen to turn the lights off during the money dance I’ma be diving for them dollas! #lunchmoney
cocoa49

I am trying to figure out the purpose of this reality show. Not a fan of her or her man. On to the next…..
http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco aka Hippie

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