Monday night was the series premiere of TV One’s “R&B Divas” starring (L-R) Monifah, Nicci Gilbert, Faith Evans, Syleena Johnson and Keke Wyatt. The show’s story line revolves around Evans’ plan to get the 5 women in the studio to record a blockbuster R&B album together.
But actually ‘R&B Divas‘ — which is filmed in Atlanta — is just another reality show that focuses on black women and their dysfunctional relationships with men and with each other. The premiere episode set the tone for the rest of the series by highlighting each woman’s flaws.
There’s KeKe Wyatt, 30, who can’t or won’t go anywhere without her 2nd husband, Michael. Wyatt made headlines in 2001 when she stabbed her 1st husband in the chest and arms with a kitchen knife during an argument on Christmas day. Rahmat Morton survived his injuries, but he dropped Wyatt like a hot potato.
Wyatt’s fragile emotions is further complicated by hormone fluctuations caused by her sixth pregnancy (she has 3 children with her 1st husband and 2 with Michael). Faith Evans, 39, has a history of drug and alcohol problems that resulted in DUI charges in 2004. Then there’s Monifah, 41, whose personal experiences with abandonment issues and alcoholism caused her to become involved with abusive lesbians over the past 2 decades.
It’s sad that TV One has chosen this route for these talented but troubled women, but there’s money to be made at the expense of black culture.
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That Syleena is a mess
I like the show thus far and Im really feeling Faith even more so now – I think Keke is a bit overwhelming but I like her the same – actually for the most part I like all the ladies on the show…
There’s KeKe Wyatt, 30, who can’t or won’t go anywhere without her 2nd husband, Michael. Wyatt made headlines in 2001 when she stabbed her 1st husband in the chest and arms with a kitchen knife during an argument on Christmas day. Rahmat Morton survived his injuries, but he dropped Wyatt like a hot potato.
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I was wondering was she gone mention any of this last night, and she didn’t
KeKe Wyatt know she has some seriou issues.. Syleena thinks she is :tea:, but no….
I like Nicci…Syleena needs a cold hard talk with reality…KeKe is a nut job, bless her tragic mulatto heart…Faith is going to fake the funk, she knows her ish smells but the name is gonna get her good edits…Monifah is still on something, did she meet her boo in rehab, are her and Pam close?
Keke Wyatt is 30 GTFOH that can’t be right
I didnt watch.
Felt like I did from yall comments!!!
@Choco
you would like Keke Wyatt…
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I for one thinks she’s Bat shait Crazy
AND I blame YOU HEFFAS for it too.
KeKe really needs to get a grip, and her husband does need some friends.
Wyatt made headlines in 2001 when she stabbed her 1st husband in the chest and arms with a kitchen knife during an argument on Christmas day.
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That’ll teach a muthafker next time not to leave the house and grab gifts he had stashed in his trunk…
Monifah mate, is Van Diesel
wit dreads , her arms are huge
Is Keke husband
KeKe Wyatt is cray as FUGG. I see it in her eyes. Which are cocked slightly btw.
And when they was sanging that huh azz got a lot of kids…
@JENIE I read in another place that she was in the girl group Girl Tyme (sp?) with Beyonce and them so the age would actually be right
I like Syleena’s voice though
She got a bum rap from being associated with rkelly IMB
I still love KeKe one song
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It’s sad that TV One has chosen this route for these talented but troubled women, but there’s money to be made at the expense of black culture.
I didn’t see the show, but I think they’ll do better “editing” that the bbq/hh shows
For those who watched, how was the editing?
KDub says:
KeKe Wyatt is cray as FUGG. I see it in her eyes. Which are cocked slightly btw.
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KDub says:
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You are H O R R I B L E
Trendsetter says:
Is Keke husband
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Nah Trend… dont mistake Gay for
pure unadulterated FEAR…. Ole boy scared as hell… and he should be
always had a thing for faith’s thick azz. and i dont care if monifa is a lesbian, i still want her thick azz.
NaijaGal says:
@JENIE I read in another place that she was in the girl group Girl Tyme (sp?) with Beyonce and them so the age would actually be right
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She must have had a hard life, she look old
How long were KeKe and her husband together before they got married…don’t seem like he knows too much about her since she had to tell him 3/4 of her brothers were gay
I Go There says:
Trendsetter says:
Is Keke husband
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Nah Trend… dont mistake Gay for
pure unadulterated FEAR…. Ole boy scared as hell… and he should be
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@EGO
So far I do – chit she is honest about her flaws it’d be one thing if she was in denial but she comes straight with it I have trust issues – I couldn’t marry a man like her husband tho!
OFF TOPIC are you pushing the envelope if you are dealing with someone with terms defined but that someone wants the terms changed…
Faith’s tracks though…TRAGIC
Keke can’t be 30… My first love came out my senior year in high school so you are telling me she was 18 at the time
and I need for Monifah to take off them drill team/solid gold shorts off #photoshop
Damn Keke love making babies, ashid aint no way
OFF TOPIC are you pushing the envelope if you are dealing with someone with terms defined but that someone wants the terms changed…
Tell him you say what you mean and you mean what you say and this is your game and if he wants to be, then to follow the damn rules or step
Or not
@Sunni
I think the show was fine and not to ratchett but this is the first episode chit LHHATL I like KMichelle on the first episode now not to much
@Sandra Rose
That video is a SETUP…playing commercials ONLY!
Fool me once, shame on you, fool me six times, shame on YOU
Who is the 2nd chick?
What’d she do?
Yay! Black beauty and gifted! I can dig this 1.. I loved them all as artists, but the keke wyatt is gonna be hiliarious lol lol
This show was boring
but I will stay tuned though cause I like Faith, Monifah, and Nicci 
Tell him you say what you mean and you mean what you say and this is your game and if he wants to be, then to follow the damn rules or step
I mean I don’t kick him out – so Im just like we having this convo again
Im not going to say anything becuz I’ve already stated my stance…. but he got me like – wois me is this lil situation gonna drain me
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YOU KNOW RIGHT! GOT DAMN most dudes be okay with strictly
Yeah Choco, I don’t think “ratchett” is on TVOne’s radar IMB but Auntie JUST HAD to font something negative IMB agane…
Syleena comes from money. Her daddy? Is a blue legend. They cant ask ole Sylvester whom she named after…for some coins? I just saw him on VH1 Legends…
Choco aka Hippie says:
@EGO
So far I do – chit she is honest about her flaws it’d be one thing if she was in denial but she comes straight with it I have trust issues – I couldn’t marry a man like her husband tho!
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AHHH HELL NAW… dont put that on her husband.
Ole girl knew good and damn well if she had issues like that she didnt NEED to be in nobodies Marriage… and she has to be honest cause EVERYBODY know shes fking a flight of stairs from having a full building.
Why get in something you know good and damn well you may have an issue with.
Keke is not 30 and having all those kids is not cute but thats just me!
yallcrazy says:
Who is the 2nd chick?
What’d she do?
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The lead singer in Brownstone, personally I think she blows the best out of all of em, but she says music is not her first love though
KDub says:
Syleena comes from money. Her daddy? Is a blue legend. They cant ask ole Sylvester whom she named after…for some coins? I just saw him on VH1 Legends…
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No wonder
this explains a lot !
Well then Jenny answer #32 pls & thx.
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Choco, you know how dudes do! Pressure, pressure, pressure! They wait for you to break.
@EGO
That question should be posed to her lil meek and mild hubby thang boo! I didn’t put her behavior on him but I couldnt marry a man that says she’s the only friend I have
hate if you want to… but these women can SANG!!!!! you heard meh! SANG they have a talent and they are blessing us with it!…ok we get to see their private lives (its more than meeting for wine and salads and dinners thats never touched) these black girls rock!!!! lol
I Go There says:
Choco aka Hippie says:
@EGO
So far I do – chit she is honest about her flaws it’d be one thing if she was in denial but she comes straight with it I have trust issues – I couldn’t marry a man like her husband tho!
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AHHH HELL NAW… dont put that on her husband.
Ole girl knew good and damn well if she had issues like that she didnt NEED to be in nobodies Marriage… and she has to be honest cause EVERYBODY know shes fking a flight of stairs from having a full building.
Why get in something you know good and damn well you may have an issue with.
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Same goes for her husband then. He knew she was wack-a-doodle-do and he still went there. who marries someone that stabbed their previous spouse
Choco, you know how dudes do! Pressure, pressure, pressure! They wait for you to break. Not on my watch Capt!
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Oh yeah???
i liked the show. it didn’t have too much drama cause frankly after watching Love & HipHop i needed that balance. i still have no clue who Monifah is. guess my age is showing
No wonder this explains a lot !
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Her daddy is Syl Johnson.
I sadly think Syleena is the best singer out of this bunch but dont tell HER that.
But I seen her once in concert and that hoe is the TRUFFFFFFFFFF. SHEW.
Choco, you know how dudes do! Pressure, pressure, pressure! They wait for you to break.
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Oh okay he think his pressure will break me – and he’s slick about it – bring that chit up outta nowhere like today – oh well since we are only fuggn no need for me to come over if we aint me: Getting heated at yet another disguise on what you really want – chit like that will make me act like a bish! I just really got irritated and told y are you being salty and annoying me
Bella’s Master – Dont Taze me Bro says:
I Go There says:
Choco aka Hippie says:
@EGO
So far I do – chit she is honest about her flaws it’d be one thing if she was in denial but she comes straight with it I have trust issues – I couldn’t marry a man like her husband tho!
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AHHH HELL NAW… dont put that on her husband.
Ole girl knew good and damn well if she had issues like that she didnt NEED to be in nobodies Marriage… and she has to be honest cause EVERYBODY know shes fking a flight of stairs from having a full building.
Why get in something you know good and damn well you may have an issue with.
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Same goes for her husband then. He knew she was wack-a-doodle-do and he still went there. who marries someone that stabbed their previous spouse
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DUDE… found a chic
chic looked good to him
He wanted her
That was it
Her husband is 26…and some dudes are on that let me put my cape on and save’em steez
@Yall
@Yall and @Choco…I can’t even chime in on this one. Neighbor done went straight “relationshipy” on me.
But I can’t argue with him bout it now…pipe game too good.
Im on the fence about Syleena – I don’t know about her yet…
i recorded it but didnt watch it…so imma avoid this post lol…unless i didnt miss shyt.
hey ya’ll
&
s
Choco aka Hippie says:
@EGO
That question should be posed to her lil meek and mild hubby thang boo! I didn’t put her behavior on him but I couldnt marry a man that says she’s the only friend I have
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Oh NO!!!
Trust dude does want other friends… he said that shait to keep the drama down at the crib. Dude is not about to fk up the crip with that Luney Bird flying through there… Best to be just like Kirk and STFU
I Go There says:
DUDE… found a chic
chic looked good to him
He wanted her
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….DUDE now realizes chick is cray
DUDE need to get the fugg outta there
Cuz next time…she might not miss the main artery
that man is 26?!
now correct me if i’m wrong, but all those kids aren’t his are they? sometimes you have to ask…
@Yall and @Choco…I can’t even chime in on this one. Neighbor done went straight “relationshipy” on me.
me: We haven’t had this discussion… the more he presses the more I resist….
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Girl no I wont allow him to make me his now – that fool said that to me last week…. Oh you mine now
kingstonn says:
i liked the show. it didn’t have too much drama cause frankly after watching Love & HipHop i needed that balance. i still have no clue who Monifah is. guess my age is showing
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Kinda
I love Monifah
use to kinda get her mixed up with Adina Howard 
Keke is Cray as fluck
Something about Nicci’s mouth bothers me but I bet she could give a mean :blow: with that thang 
*Sigh, At least nobody had wooden teeth like Abraham Lincoln’s daughter (the new chic that Steebie J was talking to):whistle:
them some big boned biatches in that pic up there tho..
If she comes from money can her daddy help her find a home and help pay some bills
I Go There says:
Choco aka Hippie says:
@EGO
That question should be posed to her lil meek and mild hubby thang boo! I didn’t put her behavior on him but I couldnt marry a man that says she’s the only friend I have
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Oh NO!!!
Trust dude does want other friends… he said that shait to keep the drama down at the crib. Dude is not about to fk up the crip with that Luney Bird flying through there… Best to be just like Kirk and STFU
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Totally agree with you here
@ jenie

really? i know who adina howard’s nassssy rass is though!
DUDE… found a chic
chic looked good to him
He wanted her
That was it
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AGREED. Is it so hard to believe that all men don’t have ulterior motives? She ain’t supposed to be able to pull nobody younger than her while she already has 3 kids, and then have 3 more with him?
Shyt – love happens.
Oh NO!!!
Trust dude does want other friends… he said that shait to keep the drama down at the crib. Dude is not about to fk up the crip with that Luney Bird flying through there… Best to be just like Kirk and STFU
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No matter imo he has no backbone and that is a turn off – and he don’t need to be underneath her they both need counseling – what good are you as my partner in life if I can run over top of you!
NaijaGal says:
If she comes from money can her daddy help her find a home and help pay some bills
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Got dammit Naija :fistbump: you on it today
Correct me If I am wrong (or if she talked about it on the show) But isnt Sylena OchCinco sister?
kingstonn says:
@ jenie
really? i know who adina howard’s nassssy rass is though!
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cheeks8683 says:
Keke can’t be 30… My first love came out my senior year in high school so you are telling me she was 18 at the time
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Wasn’t Monica Brown 14 when she came out singing like a grown woman?
Choco aka Hippie says:
Im on the fence about Syleena – I don’t know about her yet…
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Hey Choco – How ya doern?
I’ll chime in, every time I looked at her I thought of It all fell down.
Things we buy to cover up what’s inside
Cause they make us hate ourself and love they wealth
That’s why shortys hollering “where the ballas’ at?”
For some reason, I think KeKe’s husband was a virgin when they married. I wouldn’t be surprised if his family tried tell him RECONSIDER!
Can we talk about Keke being 30 with 6 kids?
jeniefrumdabloc says:
KDub says:
KeKe Wyatt is cray as FUGG. I see it in her eyes. Which are cocked slightly btw.
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Why did I eem scroll up
Sandra Rose says:
cheeks8683 says:
Keke can’t be 30… My first love came out my senior year in high school so you are telling me she was 18 at the time
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Wasn’t Monica Brown 14 when she came out singing like a grown woman?
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Um Monica looked in her teens
Keke look old as hell !
If she comes from money can her daddy help her find a home and help pay some bills
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I said that. Why Syl dont run them some funds…then I seen on the preview … her and Syl dont get along too swell.
Angiegirl says:
Correct me If I am wrong (or if she talked about it on the show) But isnt Sylena OchCinco sister?
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Now what nah
@Cali
Yeah I think Syleena might get a lil shady but Imma watch and see – but you right about that lil hook you just typed
Folks still having all them damn kids
Sandra Rose says:
Can we talk about Keke being 30 with 6 kids?
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But didnt you say they were with her husband(s)?
According to your standard she did it the right way…..right?
Choco aka Hippie says:
Oh NO!!!
Trust dude does want other friends… he said that shait to keep the drama down at the crib. Dude is not about to fk up the crip with that Luney Bird flying through there… Best to be just like Kirk and STFU
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No matter imo he has no backbone and that is a turn off – and he don’t need to be underneath her they both need counseling – what good are you as my partner in life if I can run over top of you!
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Backbone my ass…
I hear women talk that shait alot but as soon as you get a dude assertive you hit dude with… (Yeah Im about to say it)
“What Niggah?!?! you aint my Daddy”
OR
“You cant tell me shait”
Backbone.. yeah
What that means is you want a dude that says shait back to everybody but YOU… Unless its some shait you are willing to compromise on.
SYL said if you go out there and perform you betta do a good damn job or something to that affect!
KDub says:
If she comes from money can her daddy help her find a home and help pay some bills
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I said that. Why Syl dont run them some funds…then I seen on the preview … her and Syl dont get along too swell..
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Oh yeah the lil Old Pimp
that’s right saw that
Usual Prime Suspect says:
*Sigh, At least nobody had wooden teeth like Abraham Lincoln’s daughter (the new chic that Steebie J was talking to
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Get out Cali
Can we talk about Keke being 30 with 6 kids?
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There is a vid of her dropping it whilst 9 month preggars with a baby back in 2010.
thx for the post Auntie! i really enjoyed this show & will be tuning in. they seem about as real as it’s gonna get on “reality” tv
Keke = CrayCray
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Nicci = Control freak
Faith = Shaunie
Syleena = true diva (kina overinflated ego, but i still fux with her)
Monifa = still hood, but all good wit me (her birl on the other hand?
i WILL be tuning in!
KayCeiSoul says:
DUDE… found a chic
chic looked good to him
He wanted her
That was it
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AGREED. Is it so hard to believe that all men don’t have ulterior motives? She ain’t supposed to be able to pull nobody younger than her while she already has 3 kids, and then have 3 more with him?
Shyt – love happens.
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Yep
Allday and Everyday
@ jenie
that’s creepy.
@ Sandra
my mom has 5 kids at 30. but she was married though. so….
Sandra Rose says:
Can we talk about Keke being 30 with 6 kids?
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can we talk about how they’ve been with HUSBANDS though
Monifah and Shaunie are nostril twins
@IHeart – Mister said he was NOT going to believe that was Nikki from Brownstone.
happened.
Didn’t realize Faith Evans forhead was so obsecure, but she holding it down. I wonder if her, Monifia and _________ use ta
together.
had*
(that should be had not has)
ion’eem know why i be speaking to btchs…
i’m hungry…
<— Has said the infamous "you ain't my daddy" Statement when I first got married
But I know better know and know when to sit my ass down somewhere 
Backbone my ass…
I hear women talk that shait alot but as soon as you get a dude assertive you hit dude with… (Yeah Im about to say it)
“What Niggah?!?! you aint my Daddy”
OR
“You cant tell me shait”
Backbone.. yeah
What that means is you want a dude that says shait back to everybody but YOU… Unless its some shait you are willing to compromise on.
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I will compromise here and say you are both right and wrong – granted I don’t like being told what to do – however I do need to know my place with you and that can be done as subtle as giving me a look or ignoring the fuk outta me when I say or do something dumb – but to agree with me all the time would make me want something more
But I know better know and know when to sit my ass down somewhere
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My point…
NaijaGal says:
Sandra Rose says:
Can we talk about Keke being 30 with 6 kids?
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can we talk about how they’ve been with HUSBANDS though
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Welp
Ill stop her when I think she’s wrong
Sandra Rose says:
Can we talk about Keke being 30 with 6 kids?
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I was still trying to figure out the math.
When did she start??
Sandra Rose says:
Can we talk about Keke being 30 with 6 kids?
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30 Got Damn. I’m never going back to eating meat again, if that is the result and I GOT several years on her.
That NUT cake looks at least 45. She needs a serious walking program couple with routine of 2 fruits and 5 veggies a day and hug from Jesus himself.
<—dont care that keke got 6 children. she married, fertile, & aint asking the gubment to help care for them. carry on
hisssssssssssssssy!
i started to tell you to go home but changed my mind.
<—dont care that keke got 6 children. she married, fertile, & aint asking the gubment to help care for them. carry on
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Good points but I aint doing it – having a whole bunch of kids
<—-started at 16 fck wit meh
i aint sayin im proud of that, but it ILL true
Iheart says:
Usual Prime Suspect says:
*Sigh, At least nobody had wooden teeth like Abraham Lincoln’s daughter (the new chic that Steebie J was talking to
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Get out Cali
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What I do?
I will compromise here and say you are both right and wrong – granted I don’t like being told what to do – however I do need to know my place with you and that can be done as subtle as giving me a look or ignoring the fuk outta me when I say or do something dumb – but to agree with me all the time would make me want something more
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1. Ive never met a woman that likes to be ignored or is gonna take that… so you crazy for saying it.
2. He dont agree with her… he just knows certain shait he isnt gonna say or do.. cause of her ISSUES. An still this is a woman that he chose to spend his life with.. that does come with some kind of understanding to her peronality…. So dont throw a monkey wrench in the program.. he has not one stab wound and from the looks of it he’s getting some ass.
I hate that twc does not have tv One!!! somebody dvr it fo me!!!! :rofL:
didnt get to watch it..Did someone say downstairs that I can watch it online???
Fayla aka IWhipIt..WhipItRealGood:) says:
<—dont care that keke got 6 children. she married, fertile, & aint asking the gubment to help care for them. carry on
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This is true Fay
I didn't think folks still had kids like that, Although I only have 2 sisters 
Choco aka Hippie says:
<—dont care that keke got 6 children. she married, fertile, & aint asking the gubment to help care for them. carry on
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Good points but I aint doing it – having a whole bunch of kids
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No ridges…..
@ fayla
thaaaaaaaank you! my mom still managed to get her masters and ain’t sell one of my bros to relatives to claim on their taxes.
Sucks I don’t have TV One and I have to watch it after y’all have already seen it.
Bad Influence says:
ion’eem know why i be speaking to btchs…
i’m hungry…
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HEY SWEETIE!!!
MsDivaRo says:
I hate that twc does not have tv One!!! somebody dvr it fo me!!!!
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TWC….as in Time Warner Cable…..they have it, well here in Charlotte TWC does. Its channel 330
Fayla aka IWhipIt..WhipItRealGood:) says:
<—-started at 16 fck wit meh
i aint sayin im proud of that, but it ILL true
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My momma had me at 16 and said I ain't never having an mo chirren! I'm all by myself……….
@Choc and Kingbew
s hello..
*crosses ya’ll off the list*
Good points but I aint doing it – having a whole bunch of kids
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That isnt in my plan that God designed for me…Kudos to the women that do but Im good on one girl and one boy
Angiegirl says:
MsDivaRo says:
I hate that twc does not have tv One!!! somebody dvr it fo me!!!!
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TWC….as in Time Warner Cable…..they have it, well here in Charlotte TWC does. Its channel 330
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guhl we ain’t got it here in San Antonio…
1. Ive never met a woman that likes to be ignored or is gonna take that… so you crazy for saying it.
2. He dont agree with her… he just knows certain shait he isnt gonna say or do.. cause of her ISSUES. An still this is a woman that he chose to spend his life with.. that does come with some kind of understanding to her peronality…. So dont throw a monkey wrench in the program.. he has not one stab wound and from the looks of it he’s getting some ass.
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Actually Im not crazy for saying it you are crazy for not knowing women who can deal with being ignored – not silent treatment but def not feeding into my chit – dude now has a good way of shutting me up – Okay Tiffany that’s it and I know he is not about to go back and forth with me – so yeah!
I have no wrench in their program the wrench is her insecurity and his ability to encourage it!
Sandra Rose says:
Can we talk about Keke being 30 with 6 kids? .
Auntie, for the life of me, I can’t figure you out.
One minute you’re saying black single mothers are the reason for the season. That all they do is pop out babies and collect welfare (please note FOB are exceptions). The next minute you wanna throw shade at a woman for having multiple kids with her husband(s. And in the same breath say that men are on this earth to be fruitful and multiply. Which one is it? I’s confused
*crosses Fashion off the list as well*
Hey Shugahbew!!
KeKe bout 35 and that’s a gift.
This is true Fay I didn’t think folks still had kids like that, Although I only have 2 sisters
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Doesnt one of those Mary Mary girl have like a village of children too??
Usual Prime Suspect says:
30 Got Damn. I’m never going back to eating meat again, if that is the result and I GOT several years on her.
That NUT cake looks at least 45. She needs a serious walking program couple with routine of 2 fruits and 5 veggies a day and hug from Jesus himself.

that do but Im good on one girl and one boy
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And in that order #MOMMADEE
Yeah, it’s cool that she’s married to the bish azz hen pecked nicca.
I don’t want no man (nobody) up under me 24/7. Yeah I been dogged out, so her trust issues are beyond SICK!
Folks need space, it’s crippling and suffocating. I’m considering sending him a greyhound ticket to escape from that madness.
Hissy
MsDivaRo says:
I hate that twc does not have tv One!!! somebody dvr it fo me!!!! :rofL:
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they do in Dallas…but you can catch it on tv1 website
dancerbee93 says:
This is true Fay I didn’t think folks still had kids like that, Although I only have 2 sisters
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Doesnt one of those Mary Mary girl have like a village of children too??
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Good lord yes, and wants more, but hell she can afford that ish !
Choco aka Hippie says:
that do but Im good on one girl and one boy
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gots me one girl and boy….in dat order too
Sandra Rose says:
Can we talk about Keke being 30 with 6 kids?
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We were given uteruses to be fruitful and multiply.
Most folks put a cap on kids when times are rough and they can’t afford them – and that is understandable.
I think it’s an individual choice to have or not have as many kids as one can afford, and raise properly. Ain’t nothing wrong with big families, but for some reason (outside of the economy) over the last few decades folks look down on people with more than 2 or 3 kids and that is not right.
@ diva

you’re lucky!
my mom coulda stopped after my 20 yr old bro. lawd… she had to have three more.
I’m 30 with a 10 month old…and I’m done.
Now I have a cousin who is 31 with 5 kids
Usual Prime Suspect says:
Yeah, it’s cool that she’s married to the bish azz hen pecked nicca.
I don’t want no man (nobody) up under me 24/7. Yeah I been dogged out, so her trust issues are beyond SICK!
Folks need space, it’s crippling and suffocating. I’m considering sending him a greyhound ticket to escape from that madness.
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Usual Prime Suspect says:
@ I Go – Now that’s some booty cakes right there.
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Them cakes look like Penny momma burnt them with that iron she tried to get Penny with!!!
NaijaGal says:
MsDivaRo says:
I hate that twc does not have tv One!!! somebody dvr it fo me!!!! :rofL:
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they do in Dallas…but you can catch it on tv1 website
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I’mma catch it on there…they gots an ipad app I bet too!!! I’mma see
Can we talk about Keke being 30 with 6 kids?
I knew it was a reason I wasnt fukking with you.
KeKe the Mommy looks like a cartoon though. Her face is extra animated.
OTB
kingstonn says:
@ diva
you’re lucky!
my mom coulda stopped after my 20 yr old bro. lawd… she had to have three more.
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I enjoyed being by myself growing up cause I had cousins that were like siblings…but now I wish I had atleast one sibling in my older age….
Bad Influence says:
*crosses Fashion off the list as well*
Hey Shugahbew!!
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how true is it that the poorer you are, the more children you have…the richer, the less…afterall the great depression produced baby boomers
Choco aka Hippie says:
1. Ive never met a woman that likes to be ignored or is gonna take that… so you crazy for saying it.
2. He dont agree with her… he just knows certain shait he isnt gonna say or do.. cause of her ISSUES. An still this is a woman that he chose to spend his life with.. that does come with some kind of understanding to her peronality…. So dont throw a monkey wrench in the program.. he has not one stab wound and from the looks of it he’s getting some ass.
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I don’t like being ignored, but go hang out with you boys, go fishing, biking, go hang out at the bar. I’m not asking you to stick your dyck in nobody.
He may have signed up for some of it, but I will bet 5 cents he cant’ continue to go on like that. It’s flucking unheatlhy. The kids don’t need to think that shiat is normal. If Jesus is busy and can’t hug her, I will fly to Atlanta and hug her.
Sandra Rose says:
cheeks8683 says:
Keke can’t be 30… My first love came out my senior year in high school so you are telling me she was 18 at the time
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Wasn’t Monica Brown 14 when she came out singing like a grown woman?
August 21, 2012 at 1:21 pm
Thank you Auntie, Thank you. Monica was sAnging like a 24 year old woman! Even though I heard her first song (Just one of dem days) was allegedly referring to our dear old Aunt dot? If you know what I mean.
KayCeiSoul says:
KeKe the Mommy looks like a cartoon though. Her face is extra animated.
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I totally agree, but folks paying for features like hers
@ trend
my mom’s neighbor is 27 and has 6 kids!
she’s a stay at home mom and her husband wants them to have 4 more. wtf!
why did site flashing and chit like we in a thunderstorm?
*logs into speak to His so I don’t end up like Hubby #1, and wonders what the hell a j cup looks like*
I have NO desire to watch this.
I liked it alot
Trendsetter says:
I’m 30 with a 10 month old…and I’m done.
Now I have a cousin who is 31 with 5 kids
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girl while I was studying at the library last night I swear this group of girls that were talking said they all had 5 kids and they were only 30..talk about sperm overload!!!
Ain’t nothing wrong with big families, but for some reason (outside of the economy) over the last few decades folks look down on people with more than 2 or 3 kids and that is not right.
I work with a lot of right wing ppl (who actually have lots and lots of kids) but there are few here that believe large numbers strain the environment..since the Earth is so taxed humans should do their part to not have more footprints on the Earth..? :/
Kind of like China..for the world.
Oh yeah, and they always assuming you gone ask them to help raise them or something 
Trendsetter says:
I’m 30 with a 10 month old…and I’m done.
Now I have a cousin who is 31 with 5 kids <————
i Just cant,one was too many for me!!!!!
Cot Dayum
to each their own,
Both of the Mary’s have 4 a piece…and if I’m not mistaken there’s 10 of them as well
@NikkeMinxx says:
*logs into speak to His so I don’t end up like Hubby #1, and wonders what the hell a j cup looks like*
to the rest of you…. (back to lurking)
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Big but it ain’t the biggest
@ diva
noooooooo! they are overrated! mofos never want to go home!
Usual Prime Suspect says:
@ I Go – Now that’s some booty cakes right there.
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just a lil something
Don’t care if she got 25 kids. She’s a married woman, if she was single and had 10 that’s on her. I’m speaking to her illness.
So next season Steebie is supposedly sleeping with “rapper” Che Mack AND Joseline? First of all, Che Mack is just as wack as Joseline and K. Michelle. Why can’t Mona Scott find real artists in Atlanta?
how true is it that the poorer you are, the more children you have…the richer, the less…afterall the great depression produced baby boomers
Different times bring different trends..you had lots of kids back in the day because you needed the help on the farm, you couldnt afford birth control/no access, or you were Catholic/religious (think of the Kennedy’s who never get talked about for their large numbers). But the Kennedys are and have always been filthy rich.
People like the Duggars are quiver-full folks.
Diva & Iheart
hewwoooo
@Fashion, hunny i was finna shank u bew…u good now tho
Nikkeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
*swan dives into ur cleavage and takes a nap* 
is that my old thang JACKSON???
Hi Jenie!! :2dance: <–a mamba
I know a chick with 9 kids who is 32….pregnant and her hubby gets a crazy check for her cuz she psycho..
I hate their promo ad geesh! #fail
Sandra Rose says:
So next season Steebie is supposedly sleeping with “rapper” Che Mack AND Joseline? First of all, Che Mack is just as wack as Joseline and K. Michelle. Why can’t Mona Scott find real artists in Atlanta?
what official artist who’s established is checking for a reality show
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like who
? I’m trying to change my gravi and not cut off my head….it says I can shrink or stretch photo…it ain’t working. I think my pic too big, help!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
MsDivaRo says:
why did site flashing and chit like we in a thunderstorm?
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What do you mean?
@ Sandra
who else could she get for that show? Luda’s gf Euphrates?
@THE MAC – What up suga wooga
My mother is one of 12 and one of sibligs has 11.
of the other 10 everyone had 5 children down to 1.
She is 30 and looks a mess, have as many as you want, but keep your mind and body together, it ain’t healhy for the children. THE END
to each their own, i Just cant,one was too many for me!!!!!
Thanks for that (Mark of Maturity) ! Instead of talking about sperm overload and whatever you just said it aint for you. I really appreciate it.
Afternoon Ladies!
BARKERRRR *barks* <—like a Que.
Bibi says:
I know a chick with 9 kids who is 32….pregnant and her hubby gets a crazy check for her cuz she psycho..
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Is this made up??
I know a chick with 9 kids who is 32….pregnant and her hubby gets a crazy check for her cuz she psycho..

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Is this Che Mack the chic with wooden teeth?
OutsidetheBox says:
Ain’t nothing wrong with big families, but for some reason (outside of the economy) over the last few decades folks look down on people with more than 2 or 3 kids and that is not right.
I work with a lot of right wing ppl (who actually have lots and lots of kids) but there are few here that believe large numbers strain the environment..since the Earth is so taxed humans should do their part to not have more footprints on the Earth..? :/
Kind of like China..for the world. Oh yeah, and they always assuming you gone ask them to help raise them or something
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I’ve heard that too.
Ain’t shyt straining the environment like plastic. Our azzes get old, die, & fertilize the earth. Plastic lasts forever..and ever…and ever.
I just wouldn’t let someone else’s opinion of how many kids I should have make or break my decisions, while they use the so called “limited space” of this big azz world as the driving point.
kingstonn says:
@ diva
noooooooo! they are overrated! mofos never want to go home!
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I guess you right and some are just trifling!!! Gots a BFF that called me and told me her sister just stopped paying on a car that she co-signed on for her. Bish talk to her on the regular ain’t never mentioned it. BFF pulled credit report and car has been written off as a loss.
faith looking like morticia addams….
MzDimpz
kita

OutsidetheBox says:
to each their own, i Just cant,one was too many for me!!!!!
Thanks for that (Mark of Maturity) ! Instead of talking about sperm overload and whatever you just said it aint for you. I really appreciate it.
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As do I, and I only have 2 at the moment, but I appreciate that mature response.
I just wouldn’t let someone else’s opinion of how many kids I should have make or break my decisions, while they use the so called “limited space” of this big azz world as the driving point.
KayCeiSoul!
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free says:
faith looking like morticia addams….
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Here sits Free, for telling the truth… _/
Sandra Rose says:
So next season Steebie is supposedly sleeping with “rapper” Che Mack AND Joseline? First of all, Che Mack is just as wack as Joseline and K. Michelle. Why can’t Mona Scott find real artists in Atlanta?
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What does Steebie like about them shim ass men
At least Jose can look feminie at times, but this che Mack chick looks like a straight up mayne 
hello Dimpz!! Bad Flu
Sandra Rose says:
MsDivaRo says:
why did site flashing and chit like we in a thunderstorm?
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What do you mean?
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fix that up for me auntie, I beg of you!!!! 
When I hit the submit button…..all I see next is flashing fonts
@Luvn
Nope I can give names…we were prego back in 2002 at the same time…she already had one and she’s been pregnant every year since
37 KDub says: Syleena comes from money. Her daddy? Is a blue legend. They cant ask ole Sylvester whom she named after…for some coins? I just saw him on VH1 Legends…
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ain’t she ocho’s sister? or cousin?
@ fayla
thaaaaaaaank you! my mom still managed to get her masters and ain’t sell one of my bros to relatives to claim on their taxes.
HIS E. Pooh!!!
but i thought u lubbed meh!!
O T B!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
heffa u gone make me..BANG! ZOOM! to the MOON on yo ass chic :rollseyes: *makin me go thew (yes THEW) all a dis missin yo ass!
@ diva
aw hell! that’s awful.
i already told my siblings i ain’t co signing shxt. and they’re still just in high school.
Dimpz – What up bugga
Auntie sure did make them girls sound dysfunctional…. I would watch but I don’t know what channel tv 1 is
@Kingstonn …thats how im feeling.. Kita
shidd i barely like @Jackson these days hmph..
Caliii Fresh. :2dance: Nothing much. Moving offices so Im kinda without an office. No love for the prized negro this week hea…
How are you?
She is 30 and looks a mess, have as many as you want, but keep your mind and body together, it ain’t healhy for the children. THE END
In defense of women everywhere who had the children, summa these bishes aint birthed NOTHING and look a mess. I think I got a hand on it it. But imma drop this pizza jic.
OutsidetheBox says:
Ain’t nothing wrong with big families, but for some reason (outside of the economy) over the last few decades folks look down on people with more than 2 or 3 kids and that is not right.
I work with a lot of right wing ppl (who actually have lots and lots of kids) but there are few here that believe large numbers strain the environment..since the Earth is so taxed humans should do their part to not have more footprints on the Earth..? :/
Kind of like China..for the world. Oh yeah, and they always assuming you gone ask them to help raise them or something
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So glad to be a democrat I have never heards this – I frown on any unproductive female having babies and more babies off the tax payers dollars and aint worth chit and their parenting is even chittier – this is who Im refer to but also even when referring to them – to each their own until it indirectly affects me!
free says:
37 KDub says: Syleena comes from money. Her daddy? Is a blue legend. They cant ask ole Sylvester whom she named after…for some coins? I just saw him on VH1 Legends…
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ain’t she ocho’s sister? or cousin?
Sister. But auntie would probably never report that one….:(
kingstonn says:
@ diva
aw hell! that’s awful.
i already told my siblings i ain’t co signing shxt. and they’re still just in high school.
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ain’t that some cold-blooded chit!!!!
Diva
my daughter almost WAS an only child. i said for YEARS i wasnt habin no mo. then i said said no mo if i aint had one by 30. what my son do? sneak up in my ass at 29 :rollseyes:
His….Jay…. Why the hell we
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So next season Steebie is supposedly sleeping with “rapper” Che Mack AND Joseline? First of all, Che Mack is just as wack as Joseline and K. Michelle. Why can’t Mona Scott find real artists in Atlanta?
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Artists?
I want Mona to find folks with their own nice teef. Not wooden ones (go to hail @Cali) or porcelain ones. Mona has the most fake toof’d/bad toof’d folks I done ever SEENT.
Chrissy got her teef kicked out in a fight. She got fake ones.
Somaya. Got her tops and bottoms now.
Kim (K.Michelle) look like she about to bite a hole in her fuggin fake tit. And they forgot to shave her gums.
And now come this bish Che Mack.
We not een gonna say nothing about Scooby and his teef.
I am DONE.
BiBi . .
So is she married,Kids are all from her husband(s) or same man?
Cot Dayum!?!?!?
Sandra Rose says:
So next season Steebie is supposedly sleeping with “rapper” Che Mack AND Joseline? First of all, Che Mack is just as wack as Joseline and K. Michelle. Why can’t Mona Scott find real artists in Atlanta?
He said if she messed up with no neck he was coming for her
They both had gremlin teeth… 
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You cant tell me Che Mack aint the revised Karlie
Auntie sure did make them girls sound dysfunctional…. I would watch but I don’t know what channel tv 1 is
effn shame too I used have dish and now direct tv I get channels that advertised DISH DOESN’T GET THIS CHANNEL 
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Is this Che Mack the chic with wooden teeth?
And the wood look like it might be water logged? Why they poke out like that? Was it just my TV? I did watch in HD so…
Ok. LOL Im done. I dont know if Im done having kids yet (judge.. I know you must) and I dont wanna spend a fortune in dental care.
this flashing is working my got dayum nerves…is the electric company bout to shut Sandrarose down or what? Auntie do sumthing about this rat now I say……ugh
Oh and she was diagnosed Bipolar and schizophrenic (sp?) so in additional to the gov’t help he has power of attorney and gets a check. Neither of em work and he is permanently high…
Oh and he has 3 previous and that first one they had bares a striking resemblance to his cousin who had her first….
hey Dimp Dimpz!!
aiight headed back to work & chit
Got 1 son and 2 Adopted and currenly looking for a way to get rid of all three. Just saying, I could have so much more disposable income.
Greedy bastids
They need food, clothes, water and sometimes require love and affection, who got time for all of that.
Gonna make me start puffing 
we should have a limit on how many kids a women can have, just like china use to have..
Fayla aka IWhipIt..WhipItRealGood:) says:
Diva
my daughter almost WAS an only child. i said for YEARS i wasnt habin no mo. then i said said no mo if i aint had one by 30. what my son do? sneak up in my ass at 29
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Guhl my daughter was too for 13 years. The hubby got me drunk off that Sangria and gave me a boy!!!! chit I made sure the dr. tied and burnt my tubes…ION won’t know mo!!!!!
what my son do? sneak up in my ass at 29
I was 28 and promptly got my tubes tied after the c-section Im not broad that would’ve had ten kids by now 
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@Kita because yeen luving me no more….i have never felt sooooo neglected (cept’ for when i think about this Dyshaun bish..)
FAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
As do I, and I only have 2 at the moment, but I appreciate that mature response
really, sir?!
Fayla aka IWhipIt..WhipItRealGood:) says:
Diva
I was good with one. Used to say I wanted like 6
One too many brady bunch episodes 
my daughter almost WAS an only child. i said for YEARS i wasnt habin no mo. then i said said no mo if i aint had one by 30. what my son do? sneak up in my ass at 29
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Cried like hell when I found out lil man was coming
*erases my invisible font so OTB can see my greeting gyat dammbit*
Well dayum my daughter was 12 when I conceive with her brother –
I have friends in their 40’s talkn bout my 5 yo and I be like
Do the Chinese still kill girls???
She thank anything past 3 is the same

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Can yall believe they said they lost the paperwork on my tube tying???
I think it was a setup…happened TWICE
Choco aka Hippie says:
Well dayum my daughter was 12 when I conceive with her brother –
I have friends in their 40?s talkn bout my 5 yo and I be like
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*looks at list*
yep NAIJA’s name is still on there
only a hand full of up front women can answer this: what is the process involved to take your man’s balls and manhood? “can I have a FB page?” n igga what?
and why folks still moving to atlanta? Hell, I’m trying to run the hell outta here.
Bibi says:
Fayla aka IWhipIt..WhipItRealGood:) says:
Diva
my daughter almost WAS an only child. i said for YEARS i wasnt habin no mo. then i said said no mo if i aint had one by 30. what my son do? sneak up in my ass at 29
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Cried like hell when I found out lil man was coming I was good with one. Used to say I wanted like 6 One too many brady bunch episodes
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I said 3…but 2 was enough fo me!!! 
I ain’t never wanted 6
Mac – But You be keeping it together.
I was 28 and promptly got my tubes tied after the c-section Im not broad that would’ve had ten kids by now
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yes yes and yessss…:thumbsup:
Bibi says:
Oh and she was diagnosed Bipolar and schizophrenic (sp?) so in additional to the gov’t help he has power of attorney and gets a check. Neither of em work and he is permanently high…
Oh and he has 3 previous and that first one they had bares a striking resemblance to his cousin who had her first….
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Okay i dont want anymore info ..sheesh!!
MsDivaRo says:
this flashing is working my got dayum nerves…is the electric company bout to shut Sandrarose down or what? Auntie do sumthing about this rat now I say……ugh
@OTB
I dont know if Im done having kids yet (judge.. I know you must) and I dont wanna spend a fortune in dental care.
How many kids you have??
Hell any woman that has kids ESPECIALLY More than one,takes care of em and the kids arent running amuck i Commend them!
BK2ATLMAN says:
we should have a limit on how many kids a women can have, just like china use to have..<—– Oh really Now?!?!
I like this show…
Syleena’s pops reminds me of ole dude in the Five Heartbeats who was old as fukk but made all their dance moves
Me and older sister are 11, almost 12 years apart.
Me and youngest sister are 7 years apart.
Kdub, Jr. and Kdub II are 10, almost 11 years apart.
We belee in giving your uterus a LONG rest in our family.
@Dancer
I KID
Im so serious friend was like my 5 yo woke up from a nightmare last night – Im just like I can’t even remember those days – I really don’t have anything in common with folks my age
my grandma on my dad’s side had 12. my grandma on my moms side had 8.
i just know imma be fertile.
@Ms.Diva
We belee in giving your uterus a LONG rest in our family.

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girl eats like a grown azz man it ain’t right…

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keke has a screw loose
Aww PB! I still lubs you! MY damned phone one the other hand, ain’t even loving ME right now.
FAYLA!
Hey Diva!
i just know imma be fertile.
My grandma had 11 kids
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BiBI..
I too thought i Wanted 6 boys,When i got pregnant with my son i was like yeah,i want a lil Squad
But then,Yeah.. that quickly changed!
luVn_liFe… says:
Bibi says:
Oh and she was diagnosed Bipolar and schizophrenic (sp?) so in additional to the gov’t help he has power of attorney and gets a check. Neither of em work and he is permanently high…
Oh and he has 3 previous and that first one they had bares a striking resemblance to his cousin who had her first….
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Okay i dont want anymore info ..sheesh!!
MsDivaRo says:
this flashing is working my got dayum nerves…is the electric company bout to shut Sandrarose down or what? Auntie do sumthing about this rat now I say……ugh
MsDivaRo you need a Im sure of it!!!
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shiddddddddddd, you prolly right (in Jeezy’s voice)
@choco
right!!! My kids are grown compared to some of my friends just now having toddlers..They like lets take the kids to wading pool Im like uhhhhh my son is 17 and daughter is 11… 
KITAAAAAAAA <—can you see that?
I tried to SMS in GroupMe this morn. I dont think it worked. No connection again!
Choco aka Hippie says:
i just know imma be fertile.
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My grandma had 11 kids
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Mine had 13 Chocs. Don’t know what I would do without my Aunts and Uncles, foreal. Extended parents like a mug.
dancerbee !! gurrl how old are you? you dont look old enough to have a 17yr old!
Why did I think that 93 was your birth year
FAYYYYYYYYYY It aint my fault.
Blame the kids.


And fukk a lock code now. I tossed his so far and wide..sheww. He dont want these prollems.
@ bibi
i thought she was born in 93 too!
Me and older sister are 11, almost 12 years apart.
Me and youngest sister are 7 years apart.
Kdub, Jr. and Kdub II are 10, almost 11 years apart.
We belee in giving your uterus a LONG rest in our family.
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Me and my sis are 4 years apart, me and my first brother are 11 years apart..me and my second brother are 16 years apart…
For this I am glad.
shidd i barely like @Jackson these days hmph..
LIESSSSS TOLD ON SANDRA ROSE<—'tense font. Yeah you tried to slide that in. But I got a scroll wheel. *panch your upper arm like your mama did*
@My hood squirrel, where you bean guhl
I missed-ed yew 
My grandpapa had 17 kids…10 with one woman 7 with another…

I’m about 16 years older than the youngest
Mine had 13 Chocs. Don’t know what I would do without my Aunts and Uncles, foreal. Extended parents like a mug
my cuzo she loves being preggers 
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R u fertile myrtle – I am but that aint my life
kingstonn says:
@ trend
my mom’s neighbor is 27 and has 6 kids!
she’s a stay at home mom and her husband wants them to have 4 more. wtf
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@Kingston
Thank goodness :hugs:
Shyt with inflation and this economy, having 1 kid will break your pockets…
*panch your upper arm like your mama did*
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why did i just get a flashback of somebody throwing frozen hotdogs at their child’s chest?
oan: I just noticed the purple hair
ok
My sister and I are 10 years apart…with her being the oldest
@choco right!!! My kids are grown compared to some of my friends just now having toddlers..They like lets take the kids to wading pool Im like uhhhhh my son is 17 and daughter is 11…
Child yessssssss – I be like what oh my son will be in high school this year I could go kidnap my nephew if I need a child for entry 
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@ Shaun…I can’t even get into GroupMe. My Android, died again. I’m on my Flintstone phone.
Wait til next week, i’mma be doin it big again.
@ trend
they’re white too.
What up DUB
@Fayla – Thanks for passing the message.
@bibi
my dear
buuuuuttt I just noticed the purple hair too 
@luVn 5…3 girls, 2 boys. I count them ery morning..and they still be there.
Im making it. 
My kids are grown compared to some of my friends just now having toddlers..They like lets take the kids to wading pool Im like uhhhhh my son is 17 and daughter is 11…
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:stop: I thought I was the onliest person with this issue. My homegirl got HEATED cause I did not want to go to Chuck E Cheese with her and her 4 yo…ummm my oldest is 17 and the 7 yo aint never een FELT Chuck E Cheese like that so we will pass…heffa stopped calling me for a minute. Umm when 17 yo was FOUR I dont recall you going with me. You will be okay.
luVn_liFe… says:
dancerbee !! gurrl how old are you? you dont look old enough to have a 17yr old!
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Im 37
I thought I was the onliest person with this issue. My homegirl got HEATED cause I did not want to go to Chuck E Cheese with her and her 4 yo…ummm my oldest is 17 and the 7 yo aint never een FELT Chuck E Cheese like that so we will pass…heffa stopped calling me for a minute. Umm when 17 yo was FOUR I dont recall you going with me. You will be okay.
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OMMMMGGEGEEEEE I feel the exact same way!!!
@ kita
remember that?
@ otb
my mom has 5 too.
kingstonn says:
@ trend
they’re white too.
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:rotf: I hope he has a great career
Extended parents like a mug
<— Only has one kid and don't plan on having no mo
Me: This is uh um oh lemme call u back
Stop playing u 37???
awesomeness
The age diff betwix my oldest sis and the youngest sis is 18…my sister said she was MORTIFIED when my mama showed up at freshman college orientation 15 gazillion months preggars at UNC.
She TOLE her azz she did NOT have to come…but NO…
Everybody in my family has a minimum of 3. Except me, I’m sticking with my 2. Although they did all seem to have one at 35. I’m gone dodge that shyt like that plague/ebola/small pox….Yall catch my drift.
i
I been working and without a connection. :weep: 
@OTB, SO you didn’t see me address you guhl
Iheart says:
<— Only has one kid and don't plan on having no mo
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ME EITHER
oh I got a story so when I was like 10 I liked this boy and being a kid I said I was gonna name my first kid after him…so when I had my daughter I picked her first name so I let dude pick her middle name…guess what name he picked??? Yup same name as dude..still never told him that story
I like my story
frozen hotdogs
:lmao:
Cause them bishes be rock solid hard. I hate when they put the hot dogs in the deep freezer and I have to drop the whole thing in the pot like we in the ‘jects. Damn kids. 
OutsidetheBox says:
I count them every morning.
5…3 girls, 2 boys. I count them ery morning..and they still be there. Im making it.
girl you do you!!! after 5 kids and your considering maybe more kids,Its for you!
My only sibling is 17 years younger than I am… he lives with me now but if he keep on fluckin wit’ me he gon have a one way MegaBus ticket to DW or Igo’s house…
The boy is defensive end big…
Grandma to him: Well, dayum, boy how much you weigh?
Me jumping in: At least $700 a month at the grocery store…
Grandma to me: I hope you been buying food stamps…
That frozen hotdogs story had me in tears
@ trend
he’s a anesthesiologist. so he makes moneyyyyyy
@ kita
you & young buck can one!
I just noticed the purple hair
Me too.
I ombre’d a wig this weekend. I dont ever wear color, but I got it in my head that I needed 18 inches of hair to be tipped in blond. Cray.
kingstonn says:
@ trend
he’s a anesthesiologist. so he makes moneyyyyyy
@ kita
you & young buck can one
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well damn…that’s whats up…but I don’t think I’ll have ten kids
I could go kidnap my nephew if I need a child for entry
So
check it…the circus was here Saturday..my kids love that hot, smelly ass circus…I got the free tickets from the bank but the stipulation is two kids per paying adult. I had to pawn off three of the kids at the door chile
Me: “Sir, would you mind..?” *pushing kids toward him with tickets in hand*
Then same thing to another woman.
Them:
Umm ok…
LMAOOO
@Iheart. he wont even be mad. his first question is always “do they got wi-fi?” spoiled bastid…
I’m on my Flintstone phone.
LMAOOOOOO. Ohhhh. I know the pain. Come mere.
#296…
OMMMMGGEGEEEEE I feel the exact same way!!!
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@Dancer that shat pisses me OWF okay? Back in 98-2002 this bish could not be FOUND okay? She was busy ripping running…now this heffa done had a baby.. oh she want to plan outings and whatnot. No MA’AM. Back when my kids were younger she aint attend nah birthday cookout, etc …any gathering that had kids this bish just could not do. She be heated her azz be stuck in the house now too. Cause her husband is NOT having it.
HG: Where you at?
Me: Friday’s. Flirting. Drankin. The gang is all here.
HG: *SILENCE*
Me: (cause I am a mean bish) You coming out?
HG: (whimpers) No…I aint got no sitter.
Me: Okay. Catch ya later.
KDub says:
The age diff betwix my oldest sis and the youngest sis is 18…my sister said she was MORTIFIED when my mama showed up at freshman college orientation 15 gazillion months preggars at UNC.
She TOLE her azz she did NOT have to come…but NO
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Me: “Sir, would you mind..?” *pushing kids toward him with tickets in
hand*
Then same thing to another woman.
Them: Umm ok…
LMAOOO
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Me: This is uh um oh lemme call u back
LMAO! Gawd I hate when yall do that to me. LMAO
Damn Kdub
@ Jay….Pebbles and BamBam, as my cousin calls us, ain’t having shait!
So check it…the circus was here Saturday..my kids love that hot, smelly ass circus…I got the free tickets from the bank but the stipulation is two kids per paying adult. I had to pawn off three of the kids at the door chile
Me: “Sir, would you mind..?” *pushing kids toward him with tickets in hand*
Then same thing to another woman.
Them: Umm ok…
LMAOOO
We got it honestly cuz my momz used to do the same and she has 5 kids chidddd my son was under 12 three years after he turned 12 
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@I
.. me and my aunt (mom’s baby sister) are three months apart… My brother has a nephew older than he is…
Yup same name as dude..
You facebooked him right?
I love that story! 
Kdub just aint neva in life gone be shyt
Grandma to me: I hope you been buying food stamps…
HG: Where you at?
Me: Friday’s. Flirting. Drankin. The gang is all here.
HG: *SILENCE*
Me: (cause I am a mean bish) You coming out?
HG: (whimpers) No…I aint got no sitter.
Me: Okay. Catch ya later.
Thats HeeLarious!!
@ iheart
i have a cousin who had a daughter the same time my aunt was having another kid! so her sister & her daughter are the same age.
but I got it in my head that I needed 18 inches of hair to be tipped in blond. Cray.
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I got one better I was going thru a mid-life crisis and decided I need to put blond weave in my hairs – I look worse than the fake Faith on Notorious BIG – I promptly had that chit removed the next day – that was the one the dumbest things I’ve ever done
I have a brother 3mos older than me.
Baby sis, is 3mos older than my daughter.
Megabus.. swing through NC ya hear
:waving: <—reservations for mine on the MegaBus. I got my tickets in advance. JIC.
@NikkeMinxx says:
@I .. me and my aunt (mom’s baby sister) are three months apart… My brother has a nephew older than he is…
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I have cousins like that… How 16 and calling a 4 year old auntie
My Little sister (23) is two days younger than my nephew ”
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@ Iheart….My daughter and sis go to school together. PPL still tryign to tell them that they are cousins and must be confused.
OutsidetheBox says:
Yup same name as dude..
You facebooked him right? I love that story!
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I don’t remember his last name
Me: (cause I am a mean bish) You coming out?
HG: (whimpers) No…I aint got no sitter.
Shooot. I aint studying yall. It takes a village! Sometimes the village ppl be from neighboring villages!
@Kingston, Something about that has just always seemed so wrong to me
I think I was about 8 or 9 when I figured out that my mom and grandma were pregnant at the same time…
Me: How are my brother and uncle the same age?
We just both got pregnant at the same time.

Moma: well me and yo grandmama was pregnant at the same time.
Me: So daddy got boff of yall pregnant
Mama: Girl naw
Me: Oh
chidddd my son was under 12 three years after he turned 12
Keep asking me when we going back to Disney..
Me: When yall learn to lie better.
I look worse than the fake Faith on Notorious BIG – I promptly had that chit removed the next day – that was the one the dumbest things I’ve ever done
Gawd her hair was turrible in that movie! GREAT VISUAL!!! LMAO
@iheart
Me: So daddy got boff of yall pregnant
Mama: Girl naw We just both got pregnant at the same time.
Me: Oh
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you roses are giving me tooooo Much right Now!!
@ iheart
i thought the SAME thing! i was like 11 when this happened and was naive as hell. they’re 12 now and that girl really calls her ‘tia lindsey’ smh. 
LMAOOOOO @i
It was still nassy huh? LMAO
My mom started over when I was 8. Even at that age, I knew this chit warnt gone be good for me.
My daughter and sis go to school together.
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When my oldest sister had her son at 21…she would just take our little sister XYZ with HER family. Lil sis was 3 at the time. Folks used to say all the time her kids were beautiful. NOBODY got it. Esp the yt folks.
It was TURRIBLE when nephew and lil sis started school together. Folks calling oldest sis about our sister…and she is like ummm… yall need to call MY MOMMA about HER child. I’m just the sister.
*pours FRESH TEA*
Bibi says:
I was calling someone and Dancers age stumped me into silence
Me: This is uh um oh lemme call u back
Stop playing u 37??? awesomeness
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Yes yes giirrrllll..
<–real turrs. LMAOOOOOOO Girl my keyboard wet. Choc. not the fake Faith. I cant see my keys. :lmao:
Gawd her hair was turrible in that movie! GREAT VISUAL!!! LMAO

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My hair… you could see burgundy tracks where the blonde hair was sewn in did I mention my tracks were wide like train tracks my hot ghetto looking azz went to work and felt so low everytime I went into the ladies room
@OTB, Heyul yeah it was still nasty
yall need to call MY MOMMA about HER child. I’m just the sister.

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#random
@OTB….Maybe that song is about the start of their relationship…make a nukka wanna murry meh…
It was TURRIBLE when nephew and lil sis started school together. Folks calling oldest sis about our sister…and she is like ummm… yall need to call MY MOMMA about HER child. I’m just the sister.
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I was mixin dranks at 10..chit aint cute 
my momma and oldest sister were pregnant togetha.. I was an auntie before I was even born.. Everyone calls me and my niece cousins…My momma had me at 40
I got one better I was going thru a mid-life crisis and decided I need to put blond weave in my hairs – I look worse than the fake Faith on Notorious BIG – I promptly had that chit removed the next day – that was the one the dumbest things I’ve ever done
@PrivateDancer… #342..
#random
@choco – remember that time we was talking about grilled cheese and you said your sandwich was floppy. I then told you use thicker bread. You got mad and logged off. Swear I’m crying right now.
rofl: 
Bibi says:
@Choco The ladies room
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I haven’t the slightest what Usual is referring to but dammit that shyt is hilarious right now

@Bibi
You know like in elementary school and you know your momz or someone didn’t do your hair right and you feel like the ugly duckling all day – thats was me at 37
So what yall heffas talking about now?
@Dancer
But really what kinda moisturizer u use? Whats ur diet like? Ur momma look young too? I need to know these things..
@choco – remember that time we was talking about grilled cheese and you said your sandwich was floppy. I then told you use thicker bread. You got mad and logged off. Swear I’m crying right now. rofl:
BISSSSSSSSSSh thats cuz my grilled cheese was supposed to be gourmet that chit came out looking like i used the end pieces in the bread loaf – that chit had me yo! I was effn peeved why you bring that up 
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@Bibi – She knows what I’m talking about, I swear I had to walk outside that day, cause I was laid on my desk. She was so upset over her Floppy Grilled Cheese.
Choco aka Hippie says:
@Bibi
You know like in elementary school and you know your momz or someone didn’t do your hair right and you feel like the ugly duckling all day – thats was me at 37
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not at 37 
Choco aka Hippie says:
@Bibi
You know like in elementary school and you know your momz or someone didn’t do your hair right and you feel like the ugly duckling all day – thats was me at 37
Mtg yall be back :2dance: <<<< Not really
Bibi says:
@Dancer
But really what kinda moisturizer u use? Whats ur diet like? Ur momma look young too? I need to know these things..
just good genes …my momma looked very very young for her age
I kid I kid 
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welllll some vitamin D facials every now and then is good too
BBL too. Let me mosey on down to the employee mtg. We got some Brazilain surgeons visting.
Might make wanna these gatos wanna murry me..<—Rasheeda voice *twists off*
@Choco – You had me in tears that day, and again today. I needed that random laugh.
Usual Prime Suspect says:
#random
@choco – remember that time we was talking about grilled cheese and you said your sandwich was floppy. I then told you use thicker bread. You got mad and logged off. Swear I’m crying right now. rofl:
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dancerbee93 says: my momma and oldest sister were pregnant togetha.. I was an auntie before I was even born..
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my husband and his nephew were born on the same day, same hospital, one hour apart.
dancerbee93 says:
@choco right!!! My kids are grown compared to some of my friends just now having toddlers..They like lets take the kids to wading pool Im like uhhhhh my son is 17 and daughter is 11…
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My grandma had 3, my Mom & her two brothers who don’t have kids. My dad’s Mom had 2 boys…my dad only has me. My uncle his bro, has none. I’m the only grandbaby on both sides!!!!!
My mom only had me.
I have a 23 year old daughter and a 10 year old son
My daughter has a 3 year old daughter and a boy on the way….Her dad & I told her she better sew that coochie coo up and birf no more since she gots two….heffa said she wanted 6
Syleena reminds me of Angela Winbush
So I’m just now watching this and..Is it just me or does Keke Wyatt’s husband sound bytch made…. Syleena Johnson may be a diva but have you heard her sing? She can sing circles around your favorite singer.. I dig this show… I will be watching..