Judge strikes down Halle Berry’s request to move daughter to France

Halle Berry and Nahla

Halle Berry has lost another round in her ongoing child custody battle with ex-boyfriend Gabriel Aubry. A judge on Friday denied Berry’s request to move her daughter Nahla, 4, to France — the homeland of her current boyfriend, actor Olivier Martinez.

Halle, 46, will have to take Martinez’s word that he won’t cheat on her while he’s away in France. Halle had hoped to move her daughter to France so she could keep an eye on her man.

From NY Daily News:

The “Cloud Atlas” actress had previously asked for the right to move with Nahla because France has much stricter policies about paparazzi and privacy issues, which she said would help keep Nahla safe.

“Because we are followed all the time, she is starting to feel like she is somehow special, and of course she is,” Berry told the November issue of InStyle. “But I want her to understand that she’s special because of who she is, not because she was born into this celebrity blender.”

Aubry, 36, tried to fight Berry on the move from the get-go, saying that it was meant to distance him from their daughter.

Sources close to the actress denied that this was the case, however.

“Halle was never going for full custody. That wasn’t what it was about,” a source told People magazine last year. “Whatever the outcome, she wasn’t trying for that. There were just other issues that they couldn’t resolve, and therefore the courts had to intervene.”



More from Sandrarose.com:

  • Halle Berry: Nahla and I will get more privacy in France
  • Gabe Aubry Drags Halle Back to Court Demanding More Money
  • Halle Berry desperate to move Nahla to France; fires her attorney
  • Is Halle Berry’s daughter Nahla a special needs child?


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    • lovelyaries

      Not surprised

    • The Baroness

      :D

    • A.J.

      :dead:at Halle’s daughter tongue on that ride.

    • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hBrmhl70e38 Unpredictable

      Is her baby licking that bar???????? :blink:

    • Genia

      dear mom, stop posing and notice your kid is licking the hand rail held by thousands…eeewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww!

    • Betamax82

      Ion know why kids like licking random stuff

    • A.J.

      The only person winning custody cases is Usher.

    • OutsidetheBox

      Kids do the darndest things. :) Halle its ok. Youre still winning. If he has/is a problem, let him show himself.

    • prynsexxx

      :karate: @Sandra for using THIS pic…and :shotsfired: @Halle for sitting there in a daze like she approves the actions of the baby.

    • Bad Influence

      oh that pic…. :no:

      Gouch! :hug:

    • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WOlpdd7y8MI&feature=g-logo mzwhang90210

      Now y’all KNOW kids lick on stuff all the time..& put junk in their mouths…IT HAPPENS!

      :heart: my Halle…I lubb me some her!
      Just wish she’da chosen a better dad for her baby girl. That “model” was nothing more than an opportunist who used MY Halle! hmph!

      :happy: <~~me & Halle dancin in my head!

    • San

      IDK she shouldnt be tryin to move that girl across seas from her dad anyway. At least he tryin to be one

    • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rHOU06sZ2_c 69

      Fefe said Halle done fell the fck off, so I have nothing else to add. :hahaha:

    • bubblicious

      Good.

    • Bad Influence

      69 :hug: hey luv

    • ReadingIsFundamental

      So, she didn’t think about this when she was planning the child with this dude? Didn’t she tell Oprah she planned this whole relationship out? Why didn’t you move to France during the pregnancy and have the baby there? Halle is not fooling me. This is not about her child, it is about chasing some man. The dad seems like a good father. Let that man be with his baby and stop being such a weirdo freak!

    • dancerbee93

      Betamax82 says:

      Ion know why kids like licking random stuff

      —————–
      and this is the reason that I dont drink after my 10 yo daughter annnndd my damn 17 yo son..:nono: he grown now..I dont know what lips been on my baby lips!

    • MissHarlem

      :shrug:

    • prynsexxx

      ….and is that handle WOOD? That baby is going to get a splinter caught in her tongue. :wail:

    • NaijaGal

      it wouldn’t have been fair to her father…hopefully they’ll both come to u/s it’s about Nahla and let the other b.s. ride

    • Betamax82

      dancerbee93 says:

      and this is the reason that I dont drink after my 10 yo daughter annnndd my damn 17 yo son..:nono: he grown now..I dont know what lips been on my baby lips!

      :hahaha:

    • http://www.gravatar.com/avatar/db78ef2b213fd6958c1aa6773fe9a6dc?s=80 jeniefrumdabloc

      :hahaha: :waves: :D

    • A.J.

      Halle had hoped to move her daughter to France so she could keep an eye on her man.
      ____________________________
      It could be me but Oliver just doesn’t really seem interested in Nahla like that. Why is Halle following behind some man anyway? (never understood that)

    • http://www.gravatar.com/avatar/db78ef2b213fd6958c1aa6773fe9a6dc?s=80 jeniefrumdabloc

      :hahaha:

    • Anna

      6 Betamax82 says:

      Ion know why kids like licking random stuff

      ~~~~~~~
      My Grand did it at the grocery store. I was ready to slap the taste out of her mouth. :lol:

    • http://www.gravatar.com/avatar/db78ef2b213fd6958c1aa6773fe9a6dc?s=80 jeniefrumdabloc

      :koolaid: :bye:

    • http://www.landofpure.net iWhip

      Auntie :spank: why must u use THAT pic tho?? :no:

      *takes PRYN off a my Chistmas list*

    • Betamax82

      :lol: @ Anna

    • http://www.landofpure.net iWhip

      Anna :rofl:

    • http://www.landofpure.net iWhip

      Jen-nay! :yahoo:

    • KyCakes

      That baby done licked tobacco, snot, hepatitis, leprosy and a whole host of other ailments…

    • http://www.landofpure.net iWhip

      H A R L E M! :cheer: hey babycakes!

    • dancerbee93

      @jeni!!! Pass me one momacita :koolaid:

    • http://www.landofpure.net iWhip

      KY! :blink: gone! GIT! :spank: (before u GO) :kona:

    • brownskin A.K.A Creamy

      my chile use to put a rag in the toilet and suck the dam rag.. i had to remind myself she was 2 cause I wanted to put my foot in her :pray: lord thank you for looking out for her cause that chile

    • KyCakes

      :ashamed: Hi Songstress

    • prynsexxx

      KyCakes says:

      That baby done licked tobacco, snot, hepatitis, leprosy and a whole host of other ailments…
      ________________________

      eColi
      C.Difficle
      Scabies
      HPV
      Salmonella …..

    • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WOlpdd7y8MI&feature=g-logo mzwhang90210

      lol@Creamy…
      I turned my back on my 5 yr old niece for 3.5 seconds…she hadda hand fulla Kibbles & Bits outta the dog’s bowl…aimed straight for her mouth.

    • http://www.landofpure.net iWhip

      :dead: @Creamy!!!

    • http://www.landofpure.net iWhip

      scabies tho?? :rofl:

    • KyCakes

      @Prynn not HPV :rofl:

      You’s is going to HAIL!!

    • Diva

      prynsexxx says:

      ….and is that handle WOOD? That baby is going to get a splinter caught in her tongue.

      ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
      ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ you gonna get me FIRED!!! I hollered…..

    • Bigbadwolf

      ….and is that handle WOOD? That baby is going to get a splinter caught in her tongue
      _________________
      :rofl: either that or lead poison from that old azz paint.

    • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lIBVMdplt94&feature=related <–Doesn't Talk To Strangers

      SON you got a song downstairs :D

      When mine was 1/2 he grabbed the dust bunnies under my Granny’s frigidaire and put it in his mouth! Never happened agane! Imagine a baby trying to tell you something with a big dust bunny on his tongue!

      Dusty tongue azz :hahaha:

    • Diva

      :wave: dancer

      iwhip

    • MissHarlem

      FAYLA :hug: heyy hun

    • Ty

      Just wish she’da chosen a better dad for her baby girl. That “model” was nothing more than an opportunist who used MY Halle!
      ______________
      I think they used each other. He wanted a come up and Halle wanted a baby. I dont think she thought he would have real parental rights :rolleyes: Im still trying to figure out why she has to pay him child support if they share custody and the baby lives with her :shrug:

    • KyCakes

      <–Doesn't Talk To Strangers says:

      Dusty tongue azz
      ———————————————————————
      I honestly don't see the big deal….

      That's Kanye after he fuggs with Sahara-dashian… :shrug:

      (Now y'all KNEW that was coming so ION wanna hear it)

    • http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=qkt7Dx_uK5Y MzDimplez1123

      Leave my lil twin alone! :rofl:

    • Anna

      47 Ty says:

      Just wish she’da chosen a better dad for her baby girl. That “model” was nothing more than an opportunist who used MY Halle!
      ______________
      I think they used each other. He wanted a come up and Halle wanted a baby. I dont think she thought he would have real parental rights Im still trying to figure out why she has to pay him child support if they share custody and the baby lives with her
      ~~~~~~~~~
      The baby has to have the same lifesyle. Gab couldn’t keep up.

    • Diva

      How old is that pic? Sandra there are recent pics of Halle and her baby girl floating round the intenet!!!!! That’s one of your favorites though cause you have posted it more than twice.

    • http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=qkt7Dx_uK5Y MzDimplez1123

      :hug: Ky Belly

    • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lIBVMdplt94&feature=related <–Doesn't Talk To Strangers

      KyCakes says:

      <–Doesn't Talk To Strangers says:

      Dusty tongue azz
      ———————————————————————
      I honestly don't see the big deal….

      I laughed my azz off! He did not put another non-food thing in his mouth yo! :lol:

    • KyCakes

      @Diva WTF is goings on in yo’ gravi? :blink:

    • KyCakes

      Dimpz! :shakebutt:

    • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lIBVMdplt94&feature=related <–Doesn't Talk To Strangers

      New Girl it was a sight to see :hahaha:

    • Diva

      Ty says:

      Just wish she’da chosen a better dad for her baby girl. That “model” was nothing more than an opportunist who used MY Halle!
      ______________
      I think they used each other. He wanted a come up and Halle wanted a baby. I dont think she thought he would have real parental rights Im still trying to figure out why she has to pay him child support if they share custody and the baby lives with her

      ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
      He was a golddigging man!!!!! He saw opportunity and he nailed or should I say Banged it! :rofl:

    • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WOlpdd7y8MI&feature=g-logo mzwhang90210

      Ty says: I think they used each other. He wanted a come up and Halle wanted a baby. I dont think she thought he would have real parental rights Im still trying to figure out why she has to pay him child support if they share custody and the baby lives with her
      _____________
      I agree Ty.
      Him gettin paid child support both puzzles AND irks me. But as long as he’s a good father to baby Nahla :shrug:

    • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lIBVMdplt94&feature=related <–Doesn't Talk To Strangers

      :waves: Ky

      What’s in MsDiva’s gravi? I can’t see gravis now :wail:
      Better not have that Grand up in work clothes heading to work on the subway! :huh: #ikidikid

    • Diva

      KyCakes says:

      @Diva WTF is goings on in yo’ gravi?
      ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
      That’s Shaquanda Bonieka Jenkins :rofl: she a black barbie

    • Bigbadwolf

      Im still trying to figure out why she has to pay him child support if they share custody and the baby lives with her
      _______________________________
      I’ve wondered the same thing…and now you never see her with him.

    • KyCakes

      @Doesn’t :hunch: That’s MY brand of ‘hello’….

    • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lIBVMdplt94&feature=related <–Doesn't Talk To Strangers

      :karate: & Ty
      it’s because he has to provide what the baby is accustomed to :shrug:

    • Diva

      <–Doesn't Talk To Strangers says:

      Ky

      What’s in MsDiva’s gravi? I can’t see gravis now
      Better not have that Grand up in work clothes heading to work on the subway! #ikidikid

      ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
      Lawd, this tickled meh!!!! He ain't ready for work just yet :rofl:

    • KyCakes

      @Diva You have official :casket: me….

    • OutsidetheBox

      :yawn: Hey again everyone. :hi: Whats the tea? Bored. com

    • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lIBVMdplt94&feature=related <–Doesn't Talk To Strangers

      KyCakes says:

      @Doesn’t :hunch: That’s MY brand of ‘hello’….

      :lilbabydoeeyes: I am lost (agane) on your BRAND :hahaha:

    • dancerbee93

      @Harlem!!! :buttshake:

      Hey there Dimpz!!

      :hug: Diva I too partaked in some wine tasting last night…Me and my girls had our own forum while sipping and “reading” them bishes on RHOA…girlll yelling at the tv screen like they could hear us!! :rofl: wine is so mind opening LOL

    • OutsidetheBox

      WhangThang
      KyPhatCakes
      Ms. Div-er

      :wave:

    • Diva

      KyCakes says:

      @Diva You have official me….

      ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
      :steer: outta town….I done killed Ky!

      :wave: OTB hey there!

    • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lIBVMdplt94&feature=related <–Doesn't Talk To Strangers

      OTB :waves:
      I saw (while perusing) downstairs that somebody’s friend saw melo all up in some chick’s face at the mo-mo! :yes:

      :gossip:

    • KyCakes

      @Deosn’t Don’t spend too much time trying to figure it out…

      Just relax and go with the flow…

      *slowly reaches up your shirt*

    • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lIBVMdplt94&feature=related <–Doesn't Talk To Strangers

      Hey Dancer :dance:

    • Diva

      dancerbee93 says:

      @Harlem!!!

      Hey there Dimpz!!

      Diva I too partaked in some wine tasting last night…Me and my girls had our own forum while sipping and “reading” them bishes on RHOA…girlll yelling at the tv screen like they could hear us!! wine is so mind opening LOL
      ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
      Tell me…..whatkind of wine did you partake in last evening Ms. Dancer?

    • http://www.worldstarhiphop.com/videos/video.php?v=wshhs97yBYZ9rGSCt3MB YOUR NAME HERE!

      I need some grand marnier and orange juice. There is something wrong when I want brown likka!

    • KyCakes

      OTBizzle :hug: Don’t know why, but I be missin you on the weekends :lol:

    • dancerbee93

      That’s Shaquanda Bonieka Jenkins she a black barbie

      ——————
      She definitely aint finna make Toys R US best toy list :nono:

    • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lIBVMdplt94&feature=related <–Doesn't Talk To Strangers

      :huh: *points to self*
      Ky, do better :rules:

      :kiss: (eskimo kiss) that is all you are getting!

    • OutsidetheBox

      I honestly don’t see the big deal….
      ______________________________________

      :lol: I used to have this thing..with eating money…coins. Not eating them per se, but putting them in my mouth. Mildly autistic, I guess. Anywho..one day a .25 cent piece had me like :eek: Had to give myself the heimlich! :no: I was done then.

    • MissHarlem

      SON :lol: I seen the song

    • The Baroness

      I honestly don’t see the big deal….
      That’s Kanye after he fuggs with Sahara-dashian…

      __________

      :ghost:

    • OutsidetheBox

      Oooo Melo. I dont know why he aint afraid. LaLa can prolly see him everywhere :eek:

    • Diva

      dancerbee93 says:

      That’s Shaquanda Bonieka Jenkins she a black barbie

      ——————
      She definitely aint finna make Toys R US best toy list

      ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
      Naw, she exclusive down at the Beauty Mart hair sto! comes with interchangeable weaves too in blonde, burgandy and blue black! :rofl:

    • dancerbee93

      @diva :whistle:

      Red red wine makes me so fine

    • Diva

      OutsidetheBox says:

      I honestly don’t see the big deal….
      ______________________________________

      I used to have this thing..with eating money…coins. Not eating them per se, but putting them in my mouth. Mildly autistic, I guess. Anywho..one day a .25 cent piece had me like Had to give myself the heimlich! I was done then.

      ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
      What fo you was suckling on coins? :ghost:

    • KyCakes

      OutsidetheBox says:

      I honestly don’t see the big deal….
      ______________________________________

      I used to have this thing..with eating money…coins. Not eating them per se, but putting them in my mouth. Mildly autistic, I guess. Anywho..one day a .25 cent piece had me like Had to give myself the heimlich! I was done then.
      ———————————————————————–
      OMG yo! That happened to me, too!

      Had a fukkin dime in my mouth, accidentally swallowed it and it got stuck in my throat…

      I told Ma Dukes I couldn’t breathe (kinda reluctant to tell her it was becuse a dime was lodged in my chit) and when we got home, she gave me….CASTOR OIL :wail:

      I neva put another coin in my mouth again :nono:

    • Diva

      dancerbee93 says:

      @diva

      Red red wine makes me so fine

      ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
      Dancer, I’m gonna get on that red! promise…

    • OutsidetheBox

      :lol: :hug: @Ky

    • Bad Influence

      my eyes were just assaulted by Alicia’s Girl on fire video…that crap was horrible :no: I hate that song and the video just solidified that…

    • Diva

      CASTOR OIL

      ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
      That castor oil is the truth for passing foreign objects outta the azz! Thats what my grandmama nem usta say!

    • KyCakes

      OutsidetheBox says:

      Oooo Melo. I dont know why he aint afraid. LaLa can prolly see him everywhere
      ———————————————————————
      :spank:

    • OutsidetheBox

      :shrug: @Diva girllll. You know how kids get money and “it burns a hole in their hands..” Well I would spend most of my money I but always kept something for when my dad made that statement about spending.

      And I always put that nassy chit in my mouf. JM. :lol:

    • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lIBVMdplt94&feature=related <–Doesn't Talk To Strangers

      :eek:

    • KyCakes

      OutsidetheBox says:

      @Ky
      :lol: :hug:
      ——————————————————————
      See…We’re Sisters in Christ…. :rofl:

    • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lIBVMdplt94&feature=related <–Doesn't Talk To Strangers

      Oh Ky :lol:

    • OutsidetheBox

      exclusive down at the Beauty Mart hair sto
      _________________________________________

      She one of them dolls..if you even look at their hair, their heads pop off? Unhuh. :rofl:

    • Bad Influence

      ‘Boygah :2dance:

    • Diva

      OutsidetheBox says:

      @Diva girllll. You know how kids get money and “it burns a hole in their hands..” Well I would spend most of my money I but always kept something for when my dad made that statement about spending.

      And I always put that nassy chit in my mouf. JM.

      ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
      girl I know….I know I sucked on a few myself back in the day…coins, we talmbout coins :rofl:

    • Ty

      So the Lakers couldn’t convince Phil huh. They would be better off letting me coach than D’Antoni :rofl:

      See u next year Phakers and take Big Azz Shoulders Howard with u :bye:

    • Bad Influence

      im gonna braid my hair on wednesday…im bored again.

    • KyCakes

      :rofl: @Diva The debil is a lie….

    • Diva

      OutsidetheBox says:

      exclusive down at the Beauty Mart hair sto
      _________________________________________

      She one of them dolls..if you even look at their hair, their heads pop off? Unhuh.

      ~~~~~~~~~~~~~
      :hahaha:

    • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lIBVMdplt94&feature=related <–Doesn't Talk To Strangers

      :ha: Florida Republican Rep. Allen West continues to challenge election officials’ tallies that show he has lost his re-election bid – amid wild ballot swings on Tuesday and a partial recount needed because of voting-machine problems.

    • KyCakes

      Hi Bad :ashamed: <—– Really blushing

    • dancerbee93

      I used to have this thing..with eating money…coins
      —————–
      My nephew use to do that as a little rugrat…we called him Gumball machine! He truly hates we bring that up now he is grown with kids..”Hey gumball machine..what you dispensing today?” :hahaha:

    • OutsidetheBox

      I told Ma Dukes I couldn’t breathe (kinda reluctant to tell her it was becuse a dime was lodged in my chit) and when we got home, she gave me….CASTOR OIL

      ________________________________________________________________________

      SO MOTHERFUKKING DEAD AT THE RELUCTANCY. I was outside and AFRAID to go inside cause they already told MY HARD HEADED ASS BOUT THAT MONEY IN MY MOUF :rofl:

      After I “saved” myself, I was looking around trying to see if the neighbors saw. I politely tucked my quarter in my pocket and got me some water outta the water hose :rofl:

      :2dance:

    • prynsexxx

      OTB says:

      Had to give myself the heimlich!

      Ky says:

      I told Ma Dukes I couldn’t breathe (kinda reluctant to tell her it was becuse a dime was lodged in my chit)
      ___________________________________________

      My mama would BEAT my back spine out through my sternum……not to save my life….but for being stupid by putting the coin in my mouth in the first place.

      Ain’t it a same that back in the day folks didn’t know they heimlich. They would just beatcho back in………or tell them to “hold up they hands” if they were choking. :no:

    • Diva

      KyCakes says:

      @Diva The debil is a lie….

      —————
      hush now Ky ssshhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

    • KyCakes

      @OTB :rofl: :rofl: I can’t breave…. oh chit
      Girl, I know…I been there…

    • prynsexxx

      OTB says:

      SO MOTHERFUKKING DEAD AT THE RELUCTANCY. I was outside and AFRAID to go inside cause they already told MY HARD HEADED ASS BOUT THAT MONEY IN MY MOUF
      __________________________________

      See! EXACTLY WHAT I JUST SAID! :rofl:

    • NaijaGal

      <–Doesn't Talk To Strangers says:

      Florida Republican Rep. Allen West continues to challenge election officials’ tallies that show he has lost his re-election bid – amid wild ballot swings on Tuesday and a partial recount needed because of voting-machine problems.
      =========================
      so now that it hasn't worked in his favor he wants to whine…that's what his bitchass gets #NotAFan

    • ReadingIsFundamental

      DTTS:

      Wasn’t he Tea Party turned Republican? My tea party boss, bless her soul, was talking about him this morning and all of the “corruption” during this past election. She is proud of him for fighting it. I stopped going back and forth with her months ago. I just say uh huh.. yeah.. uh huh.. oh is that right? She is not a bad person but, very ill informed when it comes to politics.

      God Bless Them.

    • Femme Fatale

      Good…Nahla needs access to both of her parents.

      Maybe if Halle hadn’t complained so much about Gabe and made so many demands about what he should have while Nahla is in his custody, like nannies, security, schooling and so forth…she wouldnt’ be footin the bill. Judge just gave her what she asked for, but insisted that she pay.

      Trust…Gabe comes from a family with money and is a successfull entrepreneur.

    • Ty

      She one of them dolls..if you even look at their hair, their heads pop off? Unhuh.
      _________________
      :hahaha: Reminds me of my girls when they were at each others neck. They used to grab each others dolls and pop the legs and heads off and toss that shyt across the room at each other :crying:

      :rofl:

    • Bad Influence

      hey Ky Bew :hug:

    • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lIBVMdplt94&feature=related <–Doesn't Talk To Strangers

      I was gonna go do some work :huh: BUt I need to know (for visual purposes) how OTB “saved” herself :hahaha:

      =============
      Naija,they’ve brainwashed themselves into thinking they could win.

      ============
      Reading, mine thinks I didn’t vote :D

    • OutsidetheBox

      Gumball machine!
      __________________

      :lol: Thats perfect because I loved metals! Paper clips, safety pins, coins… A doc once told moms it was like an iron defiency/pica type thing. And like I mentioned, the autism thing.

      I never did the dirt, clay, or starch thing but I will eat massive amounts of ice when preggo. I mean MASSIVE. YUM.

    • MissHarlem

      :lol:

    • http://www.worldstarhiphop.com/videos/video.php?v=wshhs97yBYZ9rGSCt3MB YOUR NAME HERE!

      When I was younger I put some styrofoam in my nose. I was spending a few weeks with my moms friend when i did this. well I couldn’t get it out and my aunt had to come and take me to the ER. She wasn’t happy about it either. But when the Dr went to take it out he found an orange crayon there also.

    • OutsidetheBox

      My mama would BEAT my back spine out through my sternum……not to save my life….but for being stupid by putting the coin in my mouth in the first place.

      _____________________________________
      :rofl ::rofl: This x 1000 :rofl:

    • lovezoe

      ATL peeps: are there any nice Hilton/Homewood Suites in Decatur?

    • OutsidetheBox

      Reminds me of my girls when they were at each others neck. They used to grab each others dolls and pop the legs and heads off and toss that shyt across the room at each other
      _____________________________________________________________________

      lmaooooooo lmaooooo we had a rumble this weekend. SOMEBODY (moi :grill: )hid the computer mouse :rofl:

      :woohoo: :argue: <—15 & 12yo looking for it other… :ha: <–the other kiddos.

    • dancerbee93

      I never did the dirt, clay, or starch thing but I will eat massive amounts of ice when preggo. I mean MASSIVE. YUM
      —————-
      :rofl: Girl I caught my son at 7 licking the damn brick on the side of the house :blink: smacked him in the back his head and said “WTF wrong witch yo silly azz!! You gone make these nosy ass neighbors think I dont feed yo crazy azz! They gone call the people on me! You wanny lick bricks the rest of yo dam nassy life in an oprhan??”” Girl he looking at me all sad face tombout “I just wanted to see how our house taste!” I hollered!

    • http://www.landofpure.net iWhip

      :waves: <—sanitizer

    • Ty

      Why the Deck Love :think:

      #justcurious

    • OutsidetheBox

      But when the Dr went to take it out he found an orange crayon there also.
      ______________________________________________________________________

      :wail :rofl: I keep seeing @Man talk about Lamar Odom a crayon eater :wail:

    • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lIBVMdplt94&feature=related <–Doesn't Talk To Strangers

      iWhip says:

      :waves: <—sanitizer

      Put some in their mouthes :lol:
      :nana: #yewnasties

    • NaijaGal

      dancerbee93 says:

      Girl I caught my son at 7 licking the damn brick on the side of the house smacked him in the back his head and said “WTF wrong witch yo silly azz!! You gone make these nosy ass neighbors think I dont feed yo crazy azz! They gone call the people on me! You wanny lick bricks the rest of yo dam nassy life in an oprhan??”” Girl he looking at me all sad face tombout “I just wanted to see how our house taste!” I hollered!
      =====================
      :lol: kids are the best…they’re always innocent in their explorations…why won’t you parents let them be great…instilling fear and chit

    • Ty

      :rofl: @ OTB

      :dead: @ Lil Dancer :rofl:

    • Diva

      OutsidetheBox says:

      My mama would BEAT my back spine out through my sternum……not to save my life…
      ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
      I thought my mama was the only crazy lady that did this…I always wondered why she had to hit my back in such a violent manner!!!! She would hit you in a heart beat if you did or said some silly shyt she didn’t like. :rofl:

    • KyCakes

      :ghost: @Dancer….

    • http://www.landofpure.net iWhip

      oh we telling badass kid stories?

      chiiiile i was bout 5 y/o & got it in my damn mind that i HAD to know what it’d be like to stick a fork in the ‘lectric socket. my lil ass flew back a few feet & there was a black burn spot on the wall. i was charged the fck UP yo! :rofl:

      EYE ill the reason for them lil safety inserts in the wall. u wekkum! :tea:

    • Diva

      My daughter once stuck a crayon up her nose. My hubby and I tried for hours and hours to get that crayon out. Took lildiva to the ER. Sat there about 30 minutes or so and that lil heffa sneezed and out comes the crayola. We high tailed it back on home. Never had to see the ER doctor, thus no copay!

    • OutsidetheBox

      “I just wanted to see how our house taste
      _________________________________________

      :rofl: my gawd :rofl:

      This weekend my baby boy responded to something with “Dont Judge Me” I just went to the room to weep laughter. :heart:

    • FuturedocDonte

      Has aunty been spilling tea?

    • http://www.landofpure.net iWhip

      dancerbee93 says:

      Girl I caught my son at 7 licking the damn brick on the side of the house smacked him in the back his head and said “WTF wrong witch yo silly azz!! You gone make these nosy ass neighbors think I dont feed yo crazy azz! They gone call the people on me! You wanny lick bricks the rest of yo dam nassy life in an oprhan??”” Girl he looking at me all sad face tombout “I just wanted to see how our house taste!” I hollered!

      :hahaha: :rofl: LMAOOOO!!

    • KyCakes

      Chit…my Son was flexible enough to bite his own toenails…

      (me) ———> :blink: Fugg is you doing?
      (him) ———–> Just seeing if I could do it :shrug:

    • Diva

      dancerbee93 says:

      I never did the dirt, clay, or starch thing but I will eat massive amounts of ice when preggo. I mean MASSIVE. YUM

      ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
      Lord knows I ate my share of grity dirt cakes. Especially after a good rain, that dirt was calling my name…..My mama said she ate red clay while pregnant with me. :smack:

    • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DxBGzUhT-TM&feature=bf_prev&list=PL20B5C9C348CC3E79 @NikkeMinxx

      I :heart: when yall tell funny kid stories…

      @MzD…..

    • Bad Influence

      :yawn:

    • http://www.landofpure.net iWhip

      OMG ZOEZOE!!!! :heart: oh how i be missin yo lovely font! how’s everyting?

    • KyCakes

      @Songstress Fugg the Wright Bros….your ass flew… :rofl:

      That reminds me of ‘The Women of Brewster Place’

      ‘memba that’s how one of the little kids died? :wail:

    • OutsidetheBox

      i was charged the fck UP yo!

      _________________________

      :woohoo: :rofl:

      EYE ill the reason for them lil safety inserts in the wall. u wekkum!
      _____________________________
      I am cryinggggg. :hahaha: I got hit by a car before..trying to go ask Uncle Bean for a few more cents to spend in the neighborhood store…and now there is a sign warning to watch for “Kids crossing”. :dead:
      #myclaimtofame

    • Ty

      FuturedocDonte says:

      Has aunty been spilling tea?
      ______________
      Hell naw I’ve been trying to get her to tell on the Anthony’s for months but she keeps saying “she too fragile” :rofl:

    • KyCakes

      @Bad no yawning allowed… c’mere guhl :hunch:

      Wait. Is Harlem in hurr?!?

      #MakingSure

    • Ty

      i was charged the fck UP yo!

      EYE ill the reason for them lil safety inserts in the wall. u wekkum!
      _____________
      :rofl: A fork Fay :crying:

    • http://SandraRose.com Keesh

      :hahaha: Yall are cracking me up!!

    • OutsidetheBox

      My oldest had a marble in her nose. We had to go ER for that one. @Diva

      Conversely my youngest had a teeny tiny Lego piece and her dad kept sticking the peppermill in her nose till she sneezed. She was screamng bloody murdah! :rofl:

    • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lIBVMdplt94&feature=related <–Doesn't Talk To Strangers

      :rofl: :rofl:

      *picturing you flying across the room backwards* :dead:

      :rofl: @lil Dancer!

    • OutsidetheBox

      Chit…my Son was flexible enough to bite his own toenails…

      __________________________________________________________
      :ashamed: :ashamed: And my reason the same as his :wail:

    • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lIBVMdplt94&feature=related <–Doesn't Talk To Strangers

      Boygah, wake up and do something :shrug:

    • OutsidetheBox

      ‘The Women of Brewster Place’

      :yes: :( One of my first grown up movies. :heart:

    • Diva

      My bad azz hugged a space heater like it was a bear when I was bout 3. Almost burn my lil azz up. My grandma rushed me the hospital with almost 3rd degree burns. Why on earth was I fascinated by that damn heater? But trust I never touched it AGANE!

    • KyCakes

      @OTB I can’t witcho ass no more today, ya hear me? Go on…scat :rofl:

    • NaijaGal

      iWhip says:

      oh we telling badass kid stories?

      chiiiile i was bout 5 y/o & got it in my damn mind that i HAD to know what it’d be like to stick a fork in the ‘lectric socket. my lil ass flew back a few feet & there was a black burn spot on the wall. i was charged the fck UP yo!

      EYE ill the reason for them lil safety inserts in the wall. u wekkum!
      ===================
      Women of Brewsters Place owe you a check *happy you lived to tell your tell* :)

    • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lIBVMdplt94&feature=related <–Doesn't Talk To Strangers

      I learned mine could sniff his toes after I told him to take a bath yada yada and he talmbout they don’t stink, see, watch.

      :chase: Get in the bath!

    • ReadingIsFundamental

      My daughter is at work with me today. ya’ll got me going in there every two minutes talking about… whatchu doin in here??!! don’t touch nothing!

    • http://www.landofpure.net iWhip

      *in my Mama Dee voice*

      I COULDA BEEN DEAD, BUT YAW UP HEA LAUGHIN!

      “she left my baby fa DEAD!” :crying:

      i aint tellin yall no mo a my badass lil kid stories! :nono:

    • OutsidetheBox

      Im sitting here like what i say worthy of starring?!?!

      M T O Anyway #myclaim to fame. :eyeroll:

    • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DxBGzUhT-TM&feature=bf_prev&list=PL20B5C9C348CC3E79 @NikkeMinxx

      For Gabe and Halle….

      About Last Night

      Jägermeister
      mango (Malibu)
      Midori
      Orange Soda

    • NaijaGal

      KyCakes says:

      @Songstress Fugg the Wright Bros….your ass flew…

      That reminds me of ‘The Women of Brewster Place’

      ‘memba that’s how one of the little kids died?
      ========================
      I didn’t even see this *maki da da* :)

    • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lIBVMdplt94&feature=related <–Doesn't Talk To Strangers

      NikkeMinxx, have you shared your itinerary with MzDimplez?

      We got big plans in 03/13. Not sure when you’re coming…

    • OutsidetheBox

      hugged a space heater
      _____________________

      :blink:

      :rofl: :rofl: I am so sorry for laughing but please, picture me rolling on the floo’…

    • http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=qkt7Dx_uK5Y MzDimplez1123

      Nikke! :yahoo: What’s up Love?

    • OutsidetheBox

      I learned mine could sniff his toes after I told him to take a bath yada yada and he talmbout they don’t stink, see, watch.

      :ghost:

    • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lIBVMdplt94&feature=related <–Doesn't Talk To Strangers

      Always lost…. :rollseyes:

    • Diva

      <–Doesn't Talk To Strangers says:

      I learned mine could sniff his toes after I told him to take a bath yada yada and he talmbout they don’t stink, see, watch.

      Get in the bath!

      ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
      Why little kids don't like to bath though? My daughter would claim to take a bath and the towel bone dry. If you don't get yo azz in that tub and soap yo body down I'll ring yo neck! :rofl:

    • OutsidetheBox

      About Last Night
      _______________

      *copies it down* :lol: i need a stiff one. Or ten. :lol:

    • NaijaGal

      Women of Brewster Place
      ========================
      why no sequel??? did the Lesbian have to be sent to the psych ward…did Robin Givens get tired of fighting…did they put the wall back up…did everybody get arrested…did the old man survive…was dude from South Central prosecuted

      *random, South Central the movie was so wack though* and then I saw dude in Showgirls and died again :lol:

    • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DxBGzUhT-TM&feature=bf_prev&list=PL20B5C9C348CC3E79 @NikkeMinxx

      Whats 3/13? MzD Im getting you an email together as we speak.

    • dancerbee93

      Jägermeister
      —————-
      They yt mans head busta!! Chit neva come good with this :nono:

    • KyCakes

      OutsidetheBox says:

      ‘The Women of Brewster Place’

      One of my first grown up movies.
      ——————————————————————–
      It came on yesterday… :popcorn:

    • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lIBVMdplt94&feature=related <–Doesn't Talk To Strangers

      She will tell you NikkeMinxx.
      ==========
      Naija, who was the lesbian on WBP? :thinking:

    • http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=qkt7Dx_uK5Y MzDimplez1123

      :yahoo: @ Nikke

      @ NewGirl….LeMeLone! *poutface*

    • Diva

      OutsidetheBox says:

      hugged a space heater
      _____________________

      I am so sorry for laughing but please, picture me rolling on the floo’…

      ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
      Laugh at my Pain you ain’t right OTB

    • Anna

      30 pm
      123 dancerbee93 says:

      I never did the dirt, clay, or starch thing but I will eat massive amounts of ice when preggo. I mean MASSIVE. YUM
      —————-
      Girl I caught my son at 7 licking the damn brick on the side of the house smacked him in the back his head and said “WTF wrong witch yo silly azz!! You gone make these nosy ass neighbors think I dont feed yo crazy azz! They gone call the people on me! You wanny lick bricks the rest of yo dam nassy life in an oprhan??”” Girl he looking at me all sad face tombout “I just wanted to see how our house taste!” I hollered!

      ~~~~~~~~~~
      :rofl: I guess I can’t get mad at my grand for licking a grocery cart. Your boy is too funny.

    • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lIBVMdplt94&feature=related <–Doesn't Talk To Strangers

      :exorcistface:

    • bubblicious

      If you eat change when you are little, do you grow up to be money hungry?

    • NaijaGal

      <–Doesn't Talk To Strangers says:

      She will tell you NikkeMinxx.
      ==========
      Naija, who was the lesbian on WBP?
      ==================
      Lynette McKee and Phyllis Stickney….remember the nosey neighbor who got all steamy by watching them touch on each other…she knew she was a freak :lol:

    • http://SandraRose.com Keesh

      Diva says:

      <–Doesn't Talk To Strangers says:

      I learned mine could sniff his toes after I told him to take a bath yada yada and he talmbout they don’t stink, see, watch.

      Get in the bath!

      ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
      Why little kids don't like to bath though? My daughter would claim to take a bath and the towel bone dry. If you don't get yo azz in that tub and soap yo body down I'll ring yo neck!

      Guuurrrllll, that is exactly what my 6 yr (the one in my gravi) like to do. Until I hit her with the let me smell your arms

    • MissHarlem

      Yes I is here KY :grin:

    • Bad Influence

      Nikke :hug:

      Dimpz, i’s bored :pacifier:

    • http://SandraRose.com Keesh

      bubblicious says:

      If you eat change when you are little, do you grow up to be money hungry

      Well damn, this is one Ive never heard

    • http://www.landofpure.net iWhip

      Nikke is Jägermeister the one that taste like licorice?? :hurl:
      hey btw :2dance:

    • Ty

      :offtopic: Ev is paying Chad Alimony :blink:

    • KyCakes

      @Harlem…Ok. Yo did NOT see me :hunch:-ing your fiancee… :ashamed:

    • KyCakes

      @Ty Wait…What?

    • lovezoe

      FayFay- being doing good boo! What bout you?

    • http://www.landofpure.net iWhip

      :exorcistface:

      :rofl: my new dog may possibly be possessed. he does shat dogs aint posed to be able to do :twisted:

    • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lIBVMdplt94&feature=related <–Doesn't Talk To Strangers

      Keesh says:

      Diva says:

      <–Doesn't Talk To Strangers says:

      I learned mine could sniff his toes after I told him to take a bath yada yada and he talmbout they don’t stink, see, watch.

      Get in the bath!

      ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
      Why little kids don't like to bath though? My daughter would claim to take a bath and the towel bone dry. If you don't get yo azz in that tub and soap yo body down I'll ring yo neck!

      Guuurrrllll, that is exactly what my 6 yr (the one in my gravi) like to do. Until I hit her with the let me smell your arms
      ======
      I got mine and all my friend's kids trained! Because they know that I will sniff them fingers after coming outta the bathroom! :rofl:

      Now they just walk up to me with their soapy smelling hands like "here woman sniff" :dead: They know ion play :lol:

    • dancerbee93

      Why little kids don’t like to bath though? My daughter would claim to take a bath and the towel bone dry. If you don’t get yo azz in that tub and soap yo body down I’ll ring yo neck!

      Guuurrrllll, that is exactly what my 6 yr (the one in my gravi) like to do. Until I hit her with the let me smell your arms

      —————-
      Right!! Wasting my damn hot water, just to come in the bathroom and see this little chic in the back of the tub squatting over the water tombout see Im all clean!! WTH only yo feet are clean annnnndd that would be the only part of her body she would put lotion on :blink:

    • bubblicious

      Chad simply did not know what he was getting with Evelyn. This tickles me.

    • http://www.worldstarhiphop.com/videos/video.php?v=wshhs97yBYZ9rGSCt3MB YOUR NAME HERE!

      When I was 5 my mama watched the lil boy in the next apts cause his parents worked early. Well one day we decided to hunch and my mama caught us. Not actually hunching but she heard the sounds. OOOHHHH AHHHH SHHHH OOOHHHH AAHHHH cause that’s what I thought you were supposed to say during sex but I learned later in life that I was supposed to call on Geezus and call men nasty mofo’s.

    • Diva

      Keesh says:

      Diva says:

      <–Doesn't Talk To Strangers says:

      I learned mine could sniff his toes after I told him to take a bath yada yada and he talmbout they don’t stink, see, watch.

      Get in the bath!

      ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
      Why little kids don't like to bath though? My daughter would claim to take a bath and the towel bone dry. If you don't get yo azz in that tub and soap yo body down I'll ring yo neck!

      Guuurrrllll, that is exactly what my 6 yr (the one in my gravi) like to do. Until I hit her with the let me smell your arms

      ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
      Armpits be smelling like a bag of white onions! Just musty!

    • http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=qkt7Dx_uK5Y MzDimplez1123

      :boobs: :danban: @ His…No Bandz necessary. :coffee:

    • http://www.landofpure.net iWhip

      TY :rofl: u have GOT to be BS right now?!

    • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lIBVMdplt94&feature=related <–Doesn't Talk To Strangers

      iWhip
      I wanna see this new dog :exorcistface:

      You’ve got until 7 p.m. Eastern Standard Time :lol:

    • Ty

      Basketball Wives” star Evelyn Lozada was quick to file for divorce after Chad Ochocinco head butted her just 41 days after they tied the knot in a lavish destination wedding. However, fans have been wondering how Chad has been paying his bills because he was let go from the Miami Dolphins the day after he was arrested for violently reacting to his wife, and on Nov. 11, Chad revealed how he is making ends meet on his Twitter account.

      When one person asked him what he was doing for money these days, Chad Ochocinco replied with, “Alimony from (a slice of pizza).” Of course, Chad often refers to “Basketball Wives” star Evelyn Lozada as the last slice of pizza that nobody wants. And one fan ended up asking for clarification, tweeting, “ Y the codes instead of texting her directly? Cause of the restraining order?” Chad replied with an emoticon, which was a bright light bulb.
      __________
      :shrug:

    • Bad Influence

      HARLEM :hump:

    • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DxBGzUhT-TM&feature=bf_prev&list=PL20B5C9C348CC3E79 @NikkeMinxx

      FayFay.. I think jagermeister aint nothing but motor oil but yeah I think it tastes like black licorice. Igo had a wild night out on it and says he aint never drinking it again! LOL.

    • Diva

      dancerbee93 says:

      Why little kids don’t like to bath though? My daughter would claim to take a bath and the towel bone dry. If you don’t get yo azz in that tub and soap yo body down I’ll ring yo neck!

      Guuurrrllll, that is exactly what my 6 yr (the one in my gravi) like to do. Until I hit her with the let me smell your arms

      —————-
      Right!! Wasting my damn hot water, just to come in the bathroom and see this little chic in the back of the tub squatting over the water tombout see Im all clean!! WTH only yo feet are clean annnnndd that would be the only part of her body she would put lotion on

      ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
      :rofl: water just a running! No they don’t have any intention on bathing.

    • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lIBVMdplt94&feature=related <–Doesn't Talk To Strangers

      ION feel no kind of way for ev paying chad :shrug:
      ============
      Man, I wish I had today off #youcare

    • KayCeiSoul

      Chad often refers to “Basketball Wives” star Evelyn Lozada as the last slice of pizza that nobody wants.

      _____________________________________________

      How dreadful. :rofl:

    • http://www.landofpure.net iWhip

      *e badu version*

      :whistle:

      touch a 4 leaf clover, maybe we’ll get over
      try & love might come ur way! (touch a 4 leaf clover)
      domino domino domino
      BIG 6! & 6/3 a gih ya 15!

    • Ty

      got mine and all my friend’s kids trained! Because they know that I will sniff them fingers after coming outta the bathroom!
      ____________
      I do a ear check/smell :thumbsup: My son will get his azz in the tub and only wash his armpits trying to be slick :nono: If your ears stink u either half washed or didnt wash at all. Either way get yo azz back in there before I get the pressure washer :coffee:

    • http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=qkt7Dx_uK5Y MzDimplez1123

      @ Fay…He may be related to Chico(My cat)

      Chico follows Nikki all day. When she gets annoyed, she expects me to call him. So the other day, she comes in my room whining, Mama, Chico won’t leave me alone!

      When she shuts up, he’s looking at her the whole time, he walks over, taps me on my knee and starts whining too.

      I put both their asses out and finished watching Grimm. :lol:

    • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lIBVMdplt94&feature=related <–Doesn't Talk To Strangers

      :rofl: Ty

    • KyCakes

      YOUR NAME HERE! says:

      When I was 5 my mama watched the lil boy in the next apts cause his parents worked early. Well one day we decided to hunch and my mama caught us. Not actually hunching but she heard the sounds. OOOHHHH AHHHH SHHHH OOOHHHH AAHHHH cause that’s what I thought you were supposed to say during sex but I learned later in life that I was supposed to call on Geezus and call men nasty mofo’s.
      ———————————————————————
      :rofl:
      You black, nasty, oreo cookie eatin, pickle juice drinking, blunt smoking muhphucka….

      :dead:

    • A.J.

      @lovezoe
      ATL peeps: are there any nice Hilton/Homewood Suites in Decatur?
      ___________________________________________
      No ma’am. Buckhead has the best Hilton/Homewood suites. Dey nice and stuff!

    • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lIBVMdplt94&feature=related <–Doesn't Talk To Strangers

      Don’t tell Fay about our planned dog/cat date :hahaha:

      :love: Badu (sometimes)

    • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d_gGqaUA78I datsmdubya2u

      Sandra,

      After visting the Atlanta news anchor DUI post.

      It should be a rule :rules: no e-warfare if you don’t have a gravi.

      Thank you

      :coffee:

    • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lIBVMdplt94&feature=related <–Doesn't Talk To Strangers

      :waves: KC

    • OutsidetheBox

      If you eat change when you are little, do you grow up to be money hungry?

      :lol:

    • KayCeiSoul

      How did SHE end up paying HIM alimony for a snap of a marriage?!
      :shocked:

      Things like this scare me.

    • MissHarlem

      KY I did but certain people I get amnesia when they :hunch: my fiance

    • KyCakes

      Diva says:

      Keesh says:

      Diva says:

      <–Doesn't Talk To Strangers says:

      I learned mine could sniff his toes after I told him to take a bath yada yada and he talmbout they don’t stink, see, watch.

      Get in the bath!

      ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
      Why little kids don't like to bath though? My daughter would claim to take a bath and the towel bone dry. If you don't get yo azz in that tub and soap yo body down I'll ring yo neck!

      Guuurrrllll, that is exactly what my 6 yr (the one in my gravi) like to do. Until I hit her with the let me smell your arms

      ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
      Armpits be smelling like a bag of white onions! Just musty!
      ——————————————————————-
      This chit made me fall out cause I tell my kid he smells like 'boot'

    • Ty

      A.J. says:

      @lovezoe
      ATL peeps: are there any nice Hilton/Homewood Suites in Decatur?
      ___________________________________________
      No ma’am. Buckhead has the best Hilton/Homewood suites. Dey nice and stuff
      __________
      I asked her why the Deck a few posts up :shrug: Do you have family there Love?

    • OutsidetheBox

      :exorcistface:

      *hollers*

    • Diva

      Ty says:

      got mine and all my friend’s kids trained! Because they know that I will sniff them fingers after coming outta the bathroom!
      ____________
      I do a ear check/smell My son will get his azz in the tub and only wash his armpits trying to be slick If your ears stink u either half washed or didnt wash at all. Either way get yo azz back in there before I get the pressure washer

      ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
      :hahaha:

    • ReadingIsFundamental

      In the wake of last week’s presidential election, thousands of Americans have signed petitions seeking permission for their states to peacefully secede from the United States. The petitions were filed on We the People, a government website.

      States with citizens filing include Alabama, Arkansas, Colorado, Florida, Georgia, Indiana, Kentucky, Louisiana, Michigan, Mississippi, Missouri, Montana, New Jersey, New York, North Carolina, North Dakota, Oregon, South Carolina, Tennessee and Texas. Oddly, folks from Georgia have filed twice. Even stranger, several of the petitions come from states that went for President Barack Obama.

      The petitions are short and to the point. For example, a petition from the Volunteer State reads: “Peacefully grant the State of Tennessee to withdraw from the United States of America and create its own NEW government.” Of all the petitions, Texas has the most signatures so far, with more than 23,000.

      Of course, this is mostly a symbolic gesture. The odds of the American government granting any state permission to go its own way are on par with winning the lottery while getting hit by a meteor while seeing Bigfoot while finding gluten-free pizza that tastes like the real thing.

    • dancerbee93

      got mine and all my friend’s kids trained! Because they know that I will sniff them fingers after coming outta the bathroom
      ————–
      right!! Girl my 17 yo be all over my daughter..tombout momma why she gotta be a dirty little girl? Im like nickel you was the same way dont act brand new cuz you a senior in high school!

    • bubblicious

      @SIS

      Well? :waiting:

    • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lIBVMdplt94&feature=related <–Doesn't Talk To Strangers

      The Gen. gone end up in somebody’s jail yall :rofl:
      Not for Benghazi(but he will take the fall), for cheating. Only in America! :lol:

    • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DxBGzUhT-TM&feature=bf_prev&list=PL20B5C9C348CC3E79 @NikkeMinxx

      Fugg comment # 193……. no pun intended. :rofl:

    • NaijaGal

      :newpost: is up

    • http://www.landofpure.net iWhip

      :hahaha: Dimpz shaddup! LMAO!
      THIS dog does shat that he needs opposable thumbs to accomplish. yet we see the evidence in the yard. i’m convinced he’s :twisted:

      he’s just SO destructive. everydamn morning when we wake up he’s torn up SOMEthing during the night that we have NO CLUE as to how he’s gotten to it! :cuss:

    • OutsidetheBox

      :newpost: is up.

    • Ty

      In the wake of last week’s presidential election, thousands of Americans have signed petitions seeking permission for their states to peacefully secede from the United States.
      ____________
      Maybe they should’ve did that when Pres. Wilson screwed the country over :coffee:

    • http://www.worldstarhiphop.com/videos/video.php?v=wshhs97yBYZ9rGSCt3MB YOUR NAME HERE!

      So @Nikke are you saying that you didn’t grow up thinking those were secks sounds?

    • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DWEIL1pV2NE @NikkeMinxx

      If you thought Gyps’ #193 was funny click my link and start at 3:15.

    • http://SandraRose.com Keesh

      dancerbee93 says:

      got mine and all my friend’s kids trained! Because they know that I will sniff them fingers after coming outta the bathroom
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      right!! Girl my 17 yo be all over my daughter..tombout momma why she gotta be a dirty little girl? Im like nickel you was the same way dont act brand new cuz you a senior in high school!

      :hahaha: Hush Truth! My 13 yr think he is the bomb! Until I ask him to let me smell his breath. Dude went 4 whole days once without brushing his teeth, the nerve of that child. I almost started crying all I could say was I taught and still teaching yall how important your hygiene is!! Now he going through a phase where drowns himself in cologne….ugghhhh

    • OutsidetheBox

      :oops:

    • http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=qkt7Dx_uK5Y MzDimplez1123

      @ Fay….They’re both spoiled as hell

      Iono what you gone do with that dog though. :no:

    • A.J.

      @Ty
      I asked her why the Deck a few posts up Do you have family there Love?
      ___________________________________
      Decatur is a tricky beast, depends on where you are and the time of day. I lived in Decatur for a year and straight up left, i couldnt deal. I went all the way up in Gwinnett and I’m not coming down fa nothing.

    • MissHarlem

      FIANCE when? soon? :prays: :lol:

    • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DWEIL1pV2NE @NikkeMinxx

      Gyps… I knew heavy breathing was sex sounds but I think my momma used to try and be quiet (no, it didnt work) so I didnt know about the actual moans. LOL

    • iyonah

      I wonder if she wasn’t Halle how the judgement would have went..its very rare for the residential parent’s request to be denied.

    • http://sandrarose.com Sandra Rose

      ReadingIsFundamental says:

      So, she didn’t think about this when she was planning the child with this dude? Didn’t she tell Oprah she planned this whole relationship out?
      __________________

      If women would just stop to think about what happens after the dopamine fades, they could save themselves all this drama. :no:

    • Lady_L

      Genia says:

      dear mom, stop posing and notice your kid is licking the hand rail held by thousands…eeewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
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      :rofl:

    • Lady_L

      Sandra Rose says:

      __________________

      If women would just stop to think about what happens after the dopamine fades, they could save themselves all this drama.

      ——————————————————–
      Soooo true…..