Morning Wood: Jermaine McNeal
Hi Sandra,
I would like to Nominate a model-crush of mine for your morning wood collection.
Jermaine is from Houston, Texas and is gorgeous!! He’s funny, fashionable, loves socks, and is very down to earth. He is a Leo and is truly a KING! This man is my eye-candy everyday! He’s a model/actor. He was on a web series called “ANACOSTIA – The Series” and has made a few cameo spots – he even has a IMDB page!
I have supported him and have been a huge fan for a long time!
I hope you pick him for a Morning Wood spotlight!Here is his Bio from his website www.jermainemcneal.com (it also has his social media links)
MEN: If you would like to be considered for MORNING WOOD, please email 5-6 of your best studio quality photos, including shirtless shots, to sandra @ sandrarose.com (remove spaces).
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nah you can keep that I had to buff my glasses because something looks off with this one here
He looks like a Spiderman/Superman, Marvel comic villan.
I would like to Nominate a model-crush of mine for your morning wood collection.
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Are you passing out prizes now Sandra? Nominate?
ummm, no…
And I’m really starting to NOT believe that some random person is emailing Sandra about their good “friend” who they’d like to nominate as the MW/MG…
Cute eyes as in the color
But that is all 
Body = Delish.
Neck up gives me a Ronnie Devoe type of weird-ish type of vibe.
He is NOT unattractive in the least (I prefer Idris) however, he looks…hmmm…what word am I looking for….
*swipes word from Ace* EXOTIC.
You should leave the comments on for the Morning Glory gals too Sandra!!
He look mean though……..thats all I got.
Loveboat Body and a shipwrecked face
Something about his face just don’t sit well….He has nice arms though
He looks like he is related to spock from Star Trek….Nice body though
jeniefrumdabloc says:
Loveboat Body and a shipwrecked face
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hybrid.
Nice body…that’s all I got
he has a nice body but his face seems like a life of cements and bricks
jeniefrumdabloc says:
Loveboat Body and a shipwrecked face
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Why in my head does it sound like it could be a song….
@KayCei
Now I done told you about keeping Idris’s name on yo tastebuds. Me and you bout to part ways behind him, hear?
You have been 
.
@Sandra you gonna get me fcuked up at work today
That man’s bawdy is sessy!!
Nakeya and I said it in my head like a rap song
He likes socks. I wonder if he loves lamp too. #SpecialNeedsWood
so I was watching Oprah’s channel the other day…the cheating show was on…so dude cheated on his wife with the secrtary…the secretary sues for sexual harassment once dude calls off the affair. Wife finds out about the affair through being served…while fighting the suit the wife finds out she has herpes through husband who got it from the secretary…the sought counseling and stayed together…guess you never know what you’ll do until it happens to you
jeniefrumdabloc says:
Nakeya and I said it in my head like a rap song
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All it needs is a hot beat…lol
this wood is certifiable…. if he had hair on his head and face, he would look totally different.
all wood should aspire to have a body like that.
Dude look like a bald head Lucy Liu from Kill Bill.
Well I for one am gonna applaud all of the morning glories b/c it takes balls to sumbit photos of yourself and let others tear you to shreds. Chileee I could say more but I don’t have the strength
He repping Texas! So I’mma just say the body is HAWT………
he’s from Houston, eh?
he looks like a serpent though. i’ll pass.
He looks like Charlotte’s
donor from “Charlotte’s Web”. Remember she had all those baby spiders in the end and we ain’t see no alpha spider around ever? All she did was talk to that punk ass, lazy ass 
all day. Am I the only one that remembers that movie? Yes. Ok. 
His face scared me a bit. Body is definitely yummy…I’d take that
if I didnt have to see his face.
Might even let him
NaijaGal says:
so I was watching Oprah’s channel the other day…the cheating show was on…so dude cheated on his wife with the secrtary…the secretary sues for sexual harassment once dude calls off the affair. Wife finds out about the affair through being served…while fighting the suit the wife finds out she has herpes through husband who got it from the secretary…the sought counseling and stayed together…guess you never know what you’ll do until it happens to you
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goat76 says: Dude look like a bald head Lucy Liu from Kill Bill.
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he does look like o-ren ishii!
What’s up with the “he loves socks” parts? Is that supposed to be sexy?
RAZZLEE
Morning Luv the gravie in uniForm 
so I was watching Oprah’s channel the other day…the cheating show was on…so dude cheated on his wife with the secrtary…the secretary sues for sexual harassment once dude calls off the affair. Wife finds out about the affair through being served…while fighting the suit the wife finds out she has herpes through husband who got it from the secretary…the sought counseling and stayed together…guess you never know what you’ll do until it happens to you
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Wow that’s deep
Every last one of y’all would (in his presence) roll over on y’alls back while simultaneously pulling your panties off.
I could hear y’alls FAVORITE artist Rasheeda playing in the background
“I hate to him you leave….
but I know that he’ll be back soon
and he got put my legs to the moon.”
Don’t deny that chit either
@Naija
Honestly, two people with the itchy scratchies may as well stay together…who else is gonna want them?
prynsexxx says:
@KayCei
Now I done told you about keeping Idris’s name on yo tastebuds. Me and you bout to part ways behind him, hear? You have been .
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It’s too late. This is his baby.
Nah come on and see us, ya’ hear?
NaijaGal says:
so I was watching Oprah’s channel the other day…the cheating show was on…so dude cheated on his wife with the secrtary…the secretary sues for sexual harassment once dude calls off the affair. Wife finds out about the affair through being served…while fighting the suit the wife finds out she has herpes through husband who got it from the secretary…the sought counseling and stayed together…guess you never know what you’ll do until it happens to you
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I may be wrong for saying this but:
Not for anything but why not stay together? After all that and you got the Herp,…I would not want to have to tell the next guy I talk to or try to get to know that I have it. They may as well work it out. And you are correct, not a soul knows what they would do until it goes down.
NaijaGal says: guess you never know what you’ll do until it happens to you
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Razzle your avi is gorg hunny!!
Donna del Gatto says:
@Naija
Honestly, two people with the itchy scratchies may as well stay together…who else is gonna want them?
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indsopblkwom says:
What’s up with the “he loves socks” parts? Is that supposed to be sexy?
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I was wondering if it was a gay code for he loves men
Auntie Better allow the Exotic Morning Glories Comments be on…
#SnakeEyes
@ fe
you a damn fool.
GAGIRL87 says:
so I was watching Oprah’s channel the other day…the cheating show was on…so dude cheated on his wife with the secrtary…the secretary sues for sexual harassment once dude calls off the affair. Wife finds out about the affair through being served…while fighting the suit the wife finds out she has herpes through husband who got it from the secretary…the sought counseling and stayed together…guess you never know what you’ll do until it happens to you
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Wow that’s deep
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Sorry but that’s ground for divorce
69 says:
Every last one of y’all would (in his presence) roll over on y’alls back while simultaneously pulling your panties off.
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Pillows, blindfolds, and paperbags are still options out here 69.
. 
He got a bomb azz body. Dudes do it all the time – sack bad body broads and cover their faces or squint real hard during
69 says:
Every last one of y’all would (in his presence) roll over on y’alls back while simultaneously pulling your panties off.
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that body looks good though nah I can’t do it with Booger!
goat76 says:
Dude look like a bald head Lucy Liu from Kill Bill.
fuggin YSO Jenie & KayKay??
his body is 100% on point doe!
goat76 says:
Dude look like a bald head Lucy Liu from Kill Bill.
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Sandra know what the FAWK she be doing when she open the comments on certain posts and close the comments on the others.
@Pryn I remember the movie… I dont think that they wanted to show the kiddies two spiders mating
spiders are scary enough to most kids anyway… Why be scared even more by the two 
? That’s just like a kid walking in on they momma and daddy 
in a way.. that chit is scary too 
GAGIRL87 says:
>> Chileee I could say more but I don’t have the strength <<
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The more I read your font, the more I swear you're a woman in my family. You say some of the same chit the ones in my family say. I'm about to pull an internal investigation in hea.
Good morning Roses!!!
Not my cup of
but his body is nice
Hey lovin and thanks!
Ace says:
Auntie Better allow the Exotic Morning Glories Comments be on…
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Fay Fay
69 says:
Every last one of y’all would (in his presence) roll over on y’alls back while simultaneously pulling your panties off.
you’re an alien! looks so foreign! supernatural! extraterrestrial! #katyperry
@Fayla
goat76 says:
Dude look like a bald head Lucy Liu from Kill Bill
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HE’S NOT MY DATING TYPE PER SE, NEVA BEEN INTO THE REAL LIGHT WITH HAZEL EYES TYPE BUT HE’S DEFINATELY ANY BISH WITH AN OPERABLE PUZZY AND A NEED TO BUST FUGGIN TYPE
THEY WOULD LITERALLY HAVE TO CALL THE COPS ON MY ARSE CAUSE MY ARSE WOULD GO FUGGIN MISSING WITH THAT NICCA, THAT PIC WITH THOSE ABS AND THAT GOT DAYUM FUR-LAWD HAVE MERCY!!!!!
Fayla
Did you put up that gravi for me
I love your doo doo ball
did anybody watch the ending of marrying the game?
am i the only one who thinks that old grandma he’s marrying is selfish as hell?
69 says:
GAGIRL87 says:
>> Chileee I could say more but I don’t have the strength <<
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The more I read your font, the more I swear you're a woman in my family. You say some of the same chit the ones in my family say. I'm about to pull an internal investigation in hea.
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@ 69 you know where I reside lol #countrychit
I WOULD FUG THE SHIAT OUT OF ET’S ARSE, YEP AND SHO NUFF
IT WOULD BE A SUPERNATURAL EXPERIENCE
Dazzle says:
That’s just like a kid walking in on they momma and daddy in a way.. that chit is scary too
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THEY WOULD LITERALLY HAVE TO CALL THE COPS ON MY ARSE CAUSE MY ARSE WOULD GO FUGGIN MISSING WITH THAT NICCA, THAT PIC WITH THOSE ABS AND THAT GOT DAYUM FUR-LAWD HAVE MERCY!!!!!
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<—- my face when I walked in on my mama 'layed up once
Then I
when the shock wore off.
@FAYLA
What’d I do? Sssnake eyesss McNeal is a sssesssi sssocksss loving sssumbitch.
So my coworker done came to work with jizz in her hair
@kingston
I CONCUR, THAT BISH MADE ME MAD I WANTED TO SLAP THE HELL OUTTA HER, BISH AINT USE TO SHIAT AND LIKE FUSSING CAUSE SHE KNOW HE WANT HER OLD HAG BAG ARSE, SHE’S A SIMPLETON-HE NEED TO CUT THAT BISH A CHECK AND CUT HER LOOSE & GET GONE, I BET SHE WOULD GET IT TOGETHER REAL QUICK
kingstonn says:
did anybody watch the ending of marrying the game?
am i the only one who thinks that old grandma he’s marrying is selfish as hell?
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NEWP. She’s “entitled” per se. I think that she is more for marrying the game for his name instead of the person. Thus the reality show.
Betamax82 says:
So my coworker done came to work with jizz in her hair
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Betamax82 says:
So my coworker done came to work with jizz in her hair
is it sticking up like in Something About Mary
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kingstonn says:
did anybody watch the ending of marrying the game?
am i the only one who thinks that old grandma he’s marrying is selfish as hell?
So true!!! And why does she look like my momma and I’m 40+!? She’s not bad looking but just a bid…dare I say…old looking for him?
Diva says:
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I’m just chilling. How r u???
Oh to answer your question about not dranking and smoking only.
96 Freaknik ended my drinking. My body couldn’t take both, so weed was the choice, fcuk a hangover.
FayFay
Lets all have cake… German Chocolate!
Jagermeister®
chocolate liqueur
coconut rum
butterscotch schnapps
ummm. He’ll get the brown paperbag treatment during sex cos if that’s his modelling face can you imaging his cum face. his body is sick though!
Supernatural experience! <—
@Beta
So what ur saying is that your co-worker thought it was hair gel a la 'There's Something About Mary' ?
nice body ,scary face.
@BETA
Where the hell do you work? And how do you know it’s jizz? Too many questions.
He looks real phuckable in that coat pic up there
You could just climb on up and ride that puppy till the wheels roll off… 
Just cut his head off though, because he is giving me Att-tit-tude!
@Prynn man I was more like
to make it worse…them two were on the FUGGING 
I didnt sit on the couch until I witnessed them having it cleaned.
<– just found out me and Goat go together.
<– just found out me and Goat go together.
DIVA
You’d be swinging from the ropes with a bolla of likka in one hand and the rope in the other. Him Tarzan, you Jane.
Drunk Jane at that
BISH AINT USE TO SHIAT
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This caught my eye!
I may say this alot too
GOAT
Feeeee
Nikke
Beta
Prynn
69 U better tuhday?
@ oldskool
lmaoooo! she looks so damn old.
@ intense and razzle
when she told him she ain’t wanna wait while he finished his cd that provides for them, i was through with her. but even before that with the whole assistant thing and going to paris i was just like
FAY
Happy Birthday!!!!! 
<–Doesn't Talk To Strangers says:
He looks real phuckable in that coat pic up there
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He looked like he is scratching an itch to me.
kingstonn says:
did anybody watch the ending of marrying the game?
am i the only one who thinks that old grandma he’s marrying is selfish as hell?
December 20, 2012 at 10:18 am
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I don’t find her selfish at all. The Game should not say he wants to marry someone if he is not ready to quit playing games.
I like that she finally started thinking about herself. I can guarantee you she did everything on his time, she now must think about herself.
Game shouldn’t ask to marry someone if he is not ready to commit to being a husband and a father. And that goes for any man.
@NikkeMinxx says:
<– just found out me and Goat go together.
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*taps foot and crosses hands…explain yourself GOAT* what happened to our love
@luVn
hey my love! I’m doing just grand…
DTTS, Nikke
goat76 says:
Diva says:
Good morning Goat!!!!! How u this am?
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I’m just chilling. How r u???
Oh to answer your question about not dranking and smoking only.
96 Freaknik ended my drinking. My body couldn’t take both, so weed was the choice, fcuk a hangover.
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I’m over here pretending like I’m working…..You really gotta know how to drink to not have a hangover!!!! Drink some water in between those dranks!!! #helpful
Betamax82 says:
So my coworker done came to work with jizz in her hair.
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See, women like men that skeet skeet like a geyser but problems arise when it ends up in place like the back of your head, or on the night stand, the wall, the carpet etc and you don’t find it until it’s too late.
You been
<— Really reads BUSTED
Somebody said Morning Goat yesterday! And I died!
I get a Sub-zero Mortal Combat kinda vibe from him. His body is SICK and I love his eyes.
Mornin Roses!!
Am I the only one that thinks the MW looks like Panthro from the Thundercats?
Good morning.Yes I am just waking up and I have a few questions:
Where is my bra?
Where are my glasses?
Why is there a lemon in my bed?
And last but not least…Where is my nightgown?
@Dazzle
Is that you —–>
behind the couch? 
His pic is scaring me
SR photoshop some shades on him 
Diva, Fe, Pryn
LUVN
I found 405 on twittah so it’s all good now. If I hadn’t found her, then I would have sent an email to Sandra put snitches on blast
69 says:
DIVA
You’d be swinging from the ropes with a bolla of likka in one hand and the rope in the other. Him Tarzan, you Jane.
Drunk Jane at that
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I hate u
But Prynn, look at that V, that kinda looks like a U
But ION wanna look at him. Ok maybe reverse cowboy rodeo style ONLY for him…
@Pumpkins
@NikkeMinxx says:
<– just found out me and Goat go together.
NikkeMinxx
this makes us a couple? I'm down with that!!
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@Prynn NO! I was walking in the front to look for my glasses and the couch was sitting like right there…. I just turned around and went to my room and slammed the door so they knew I was there.
96 Freaknik ended my drinking. My body couldn’t take both, so weed was the choice, fcuk a hangover.
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OMG, I did so much sht that year. Were you selling chicken outta a uhaul on west peachtree?
@ Naija it’s stuck together all crusty and shyt
another coworker was picking it out of her hair and didn’t know what it was till she said it her azz walking around here looking like a sick puppy now we all was 
her –>
<– us
MsDiva swinging the bottles up in here already?!
@GYPSY
Sounds like someone had a good night.
69 y make me sick!
THANKS
Pryn
Donna
Shakura
Beta
OlkSkool
Nikke
why did iheart get banned anyways?
tintin1979 says:
I don’t find her selfish at all. The Game should not say he wants to marry someone if he is not ready to quit playing games.
I like that she finally started thinking about herself. I can guarantee you she did everything on his time, she now must think about herself.
Game shouldn’t ask to marry someone if he is not ready to commit to being a husband and a father. And that goes for any man.
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like I fonted yesterday she’s another female that thought marriage would change her man…would make him stop cheating…would make him want to spend more time…the dude you’re dating is the dude you’ll marry…marriage just puts ish on paper but the character is the same…when she realized the nigguh wasn’t changing then she backed off…but the amenities that come with being with the game is why she’s still engaged to him and didn’t completely break it off
he likes socks! does he like eating them??? well at least he not eating paste!
LorTee!
babe relax . .
last night hubby and I wer checking out at the stoe,This older lady NOT IN LINE YET . . says UMMHHH I WAS GETTING READY TO GET IN THE LINE…
Hubby WENT SLAP Off!!!
HIM: i dont care that you wer getting in line you arent even in line your checKing out the Other register..
ME:Just go ahead and check out.. (she only had wine in her hand)
HIM: NO She CANT,im tired of these RUDE OL PEOPLE.there so rude,who told them someone owes them something..
ME:
HIM: Im NOt relaxing im SICK of em
THERE WAS SOMEONE IN FRONT OF US CHECKING OUT,HER FRIENDGets off the chair comes over and says to her Friend,”WHAT HAPPENED?”
HIM: YOU NEED TO MIND YOUR BUSINESS THATS WHAT,YOU MEAN TO TELL ME YOUR GETTING UP TO COME OVER AND Ask what happened????? It Has nothing to do with either of you BUT YOU CAN GET IT TOO…
ME:
Oprahs Bunion says:
I get a Sub-zero Mortal Combat kinda vibe from him. His body is SICK and I love his eyes.
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DTTS!
Betamax82 says:
@ Naija it’s stuck together all crusty and shyt another coworker was picking it out of her hair and didn’t know what it was till she said it her azz walking around here looking like a sick puppy now we all was
her –>
<– us
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
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kingstonn says:
@ oldskool
lmaoooo! she looks so damn old.
@ intense and razzle
when she told him she ain’t wanna wait while he finished his cd that provides for them, i was through with her. but even before that with the whole assistant thing and going to paris i was just like
December 20, 2012 at 10:25 am
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That bish is just dumb. That is his career. How do you ask a man to choose between you and the career? He told her straight up. He is working so she can have this dumb ass fairytale of a wedding but you want to complain.
95 Freaknic was the shiznit! I met my two faves! Keith Sweat and Tupac
BUT ION date stars so
#whatcouldhavebeen #ohwell
@Beta
Uhhhnnnnnn, so she admitted that it was jizz??? nasty bish…
I need Casper the Mean Rock Chewing Ghost to get the hell on!
Good morning everyone!
@YNH – so you’re naked
<–Doesn't Talk To Strangers says:
MsDiva swinging the bottles up in here already?!
hell we gotta party for Fayla birfday and the world ending tomorrow….
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Pour up, drank, head shot, drank
Sit down, drank, stand up, drank
Pass out, drank, wake up, drank
Faded, drank, faded, drank
AWWWWWWW CHIT NAH!!
done fount out i only gotta work a half day today!
@NIKKE & GOAT
When y’all jumping the broom? Are we invited? Can I bring a box of wine for the reception? We need to do this before the world ends you know.
DTTS says:But Prynn, look at that V, that kinda looks like a U
I was thinking the same thing…maybe if the lights were out and it was pitch black and we chatted long enough for me to forget what he looks like…naw, I hold images in my head too long to forget a face that quick…maybe if I took his head off like the headless dummy from yesterday I’d be okay
@Luvn Poor you lol he was TOUCHED!
im tired of these RUDE OL PEOPLE.
+1
Oh LuvLife, I hope that you didn’t have to bail him out!?
@luVn
My husband had an attack about two years ago when he stopped smoking…his nerves where thislong….. I thought he was gonna run the car off the road and kill us both at one point!
@luvn hey bew! i absolutely lubs ur husband!!! he sounds like mine!
Doesn’t Talk To Strangers says:
MsDiva swinging the bottles up in here already?!<–ITS FAYS BURRFHDAY
OlSKOOL
Milky
DIVA
Smurfette
Gyps
YSO
@69 Im glad ur better tuhday
Was I not talking about these 50 cent tanks yesterday
@LUV N
your boo got gangsta with it huh 
@you can get it too #RealNigguhIsh
@LuvnLife
What’s up Babe?
@NaijaGal See what had happen was, but I’m saying tho. Damn, u got me!!
@DTTS Good Morning Smurfette..lol
@Pryn
for my Sista
@ justb
firstly.. that gravi
but yeah, i agree. she was trife as hell for taking the kids when he went outta town.
VDot says:
I need Casper the Mean Rock Chewing Ghost to get the hell on!
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You —> _/
Well,
I was waiting on Fayla to tell her that we’re loading up the SandraRose bus. We’re leaving at noon from College Park Station for Pensacola.
(You know we gotta wait on Sandra to get those freeze curls done, she at the hair dresser right now in preparation.)
I’m driving part of the way and TY taking over at 3
the ride is free, all that we ask is that you bring a gift for my Fay Fay
It’s plenty of room. We got charter bus at Sandra’s expense. She got bein the back blogging while we up in the front
for FAY FAY Birfday.
Oldskool, I vote we get him some darker contacts, tell him to stop working out that hard-life jaw he’s got up there and just
Oh, I know, let’s play a game and just cover his mug UP
<–real fast w/big ole eyes! 
Auntie u think u know us thats why u left the comments open huh
Can you repost Branden Nicholson those are some abs hunty
@naija- I got on some pannies and footies. I had nyquill and halfway thru a glass of wine I realized I had taken nyquil.
Freaknik-96 I was married. Rolling down peachtree and I see this fine azz dude hanging out of a car recording thesse chicks dancing. I get closer and it’s my husband who was supposed to be at Ft.Campbell on duty. I swear I couldn’t be mad cause I had on some blue jean cut offs that were so short and a cut off shirt.
Bedazzled His Razzle says:
@Sandra you gonna get me fcuked up at work today
That man’s bawdy is sessy!!
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You have good taste in men.
@
was going on,I went to the restroom,He apologized to me when we wer Leaving..
Razzle
Smurfette
Donna
I have NO Clue
he said he’s just tired of the RUDE OL FOLKS and down here in SO.Fla.we have SOOO Many Snow birds.Its ther Season
It’s Iwhip’s bday??
@ Donna yep
Anbody see the footage this morning of the road rage?!
This Aussie guy was here driving his truck, and this idiot was literally trying to run him off the road (the idiot was driving in front). And the police are trying to tel him just driving to the station.
Him: I’m trying, I’m trying
I know what EYE would’ve done Hmmp
He would’ve been Bye Bye Birdie! 
He looks like Harvey from celebrity fit club….
and he’s a leo?? Probably has prickish tendencies….
Morning yall
prynsexxx says:
@KayCei
Now I done told you about keeping Idris’s name on yo tastebuds. Me and you bout to part ways behind him, hear? You have been .
Now focus on that Exotic Wood up top hmph 
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Imma need all yall to stop thinking about Idris
AND the crazy guy jumped outta his car, flopped his body on ole boy’s hood, and busted the Front window with his hand.
I say Drugs! Hard ones
You —> _/
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You still mad Rih Rih aint let you smell the puss?
Oprahs Bunion says:
I get a Sub-zero Mortal Combat kinda vibe from him.
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Yes I was gone say Baracka but that works too lol
Sandra Rose says:
Bedazzled His Razzle says:
@Sandra you gonna get me fcuked up at work today
That man’s bawdy is sessy!!
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You have good taste in men.
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selling chicken outta a uhaul
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Talk about “STRUGGLE” chicken.
Jealous of DTTS that she met Tupac… I would have died happy
@luVn that post on your husband made me laugh
Jealous of DTTS that she met Tupac… I would have died happy
@luVn that post on your husband made me laugh
@VDot
It’s all good…she already was all in mine…you know I’m the femme in this relationship…
LuvLife, to me it sounds like –> IT’S ON!
He was READY yo!
Hey there LuVn! I got’s my workout on HARD after work yesterday… I’m gonna have me some abs you hear me!!!
@Dtts YES that’s it! Some dark contacts and maybe that surgery that Asians get to open their eyes up a bit cause right now he just looks mean
@shakura . .
glad i can laugh now 
@Doesn’t Talk To Strangers says:
AND the crazy guy jumped outta his car, flopped his body on ole boy’s hood, and busted the Front window with his hand.
I woulda SHOOK HIM Somehow and Ran his OVER
He is cute but has that “secrect taste of frosted flakes” look
Shakura, it wasn’t “all that” though
(This was in the Underground)Somebody(alot of folks) was chasing him and he ran into me and broke my toe nail!
I was like 
and he was all “Baby girl, this and that”… 
So that’s it, that’s all! We were thrust together at the time, and I did have my hand all up on his lil chest 
But I did a polite “no, thank you” at the offers! ION do celebs 
I was mad about my toe the rest of the trip!
I met and shook hands with KS that same night 
@LUV’N
OMGEEEEEEEEEE THE SAME SHYT HAPPENED TO ME ON MY BDAY @KROGER! I WENT IN ON THIS OLD YT LADY!
Me and my ELDERLY mother were at the store. My mother went to check out. She went into the FIRST EMPTY line she saw. I followed behind her, txt’n and whatnot, not paying attention. I then began to unload her items onto the belt.
Some old YT lady rolls up behind us.
YTL: Looks like more than 15 items to me.
did you just say?
M:
YTL: *points to sign above her head and repeats* Looks like more than 15 items to me. (yall I coulda swore I seen her neck swirl and her eyes roll)
M: BITCH YOU COULDA CARRIED YO ASS OVER TO U-SCAN! YOU SEEN WE HAD MORE THAN 15 ITEMS BEFORE YOU GOT IN THIS DAMN LINE! NOW YOU CAN EITHER STAND THERE AND COUNT’EM OR ROLL YO ASS ON OVER TO ANOTHER LINE. YALL ALWAYS GOT SOMETHING TO DAMN SAY! DON’T COME FOR ME TODAY! DON’T!
*pushed past my mother and went to the car, HEATED*
172 YUP!
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LuvLife, It’s all on camera too!
Oldskool71 says:
NICE,girl i was getting it at 5:30AM 
Hey there LuVn! I got’s my workout on HARD after work yesterday
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NaijaGal says:
Betamax82 says:
So my coworker done came to work with jizz in her hair
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is it sticking up like in Something About Mary
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<–Doesn't Talk To Strangers says:
He looks real phuckable in that coat pic up there
One of those keep your Timbs on 
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Prynn, was READY in this case
What did you Mom say?
@PRYNN
Some old YT<– kEY WORD HERE!!
MoFos IS RUDE!!!
@Smurfette . .
Obviously he WAS Arrested right??
Yes Ty!
somewhere in a corner, or in a closet, hunched behind the 
@DTTS
I was at FreakNic 95 as well. Triflin ass had JUST had a baby in Feb. That was the last year for it. Piedmont Park was abandoned. All they did was run and loot. EVERYBODY we met ended up in the back of a police car and “This Is How We Do It” was the theme song. Ain’t NEVER liked that song and hate it even more NOW!
He has a very unique look. He has a look that isnt popular. I think he is handsome..not my type, but very handsome. I need my man to be crispy black!!!!
LuvLife, He tried to run YO!
Eventually they got him. Unbelievable. You gotta see it. It was on NBC.
Prynn, we got stranded and couldn’t get back to our hotel, and had to stay with a wrap group from Cali yo!
we can hang but ION do celebs 
Oh man we kicked it! #memories I can’t recall the group’s name, it was something like The Dirt Mob Posse or something along those lines.
I was with 2 friends (1 guy,1 girl). Just imagine us all crowded up in a suite and I’m like
Not Cute!!
@DTTS aww lawd… them times he was alive he would have really caught a sex abuse case cause I was 12 when I first fell in love then I was 15 when he died… I worked at Burger King and was saving to go to America the year after and profess my love to him… but we all know what happened there… Pac broke your toe nail though that must have hurt, I would have turned his butt down too
@LuvN I know it probably wasn’t at time but old people get me mad like that too. In London you can be waiting for a bus for the longest and then they come along and think cos they are old they can jump in front… I am always cussing them I don’t care if you’re old I am not the one… I have a low tolerance for them
@smurfette . .
with a touch of bath salts
Yeah he musta been on some
<–Doesn't Talk To Strangers says:
He looks real phuckable in that coat pic up there You could just climb on up and ride that puppy till the wheels roll off…
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YES, YES!!! I'M ON FUGGIN MISSION LITERALLY!! WOMEN WANT TO SIMPLY JUST HIT IT SOMETIMES
@Kingston. Thats that instagram ****
. yeah Tiffney needs to grow up. She too damn old to be acting like that!
@shaukra Yes they are,last year my son and I wer at the mall leaving,He seen this older YT lady coming in so he held the Door open,she didnt look back say thank you.Just walked in it as if he Owed that to her.
My SON was perpleXed..i said huney You did the right thing that Bissh is Rude.you just continue to do the right thing.
deep sigh. dare I say it again…every man with muscles or woman with long hair is not a model.
when I think of model, I think this person sports or wears something that makes you want it. if not that, they represent a brand by being the face (calvin klein undies, vickie draws, etc).
@POINT
I DISAGREE, THIS MAN COULD CERTAINLY WALK THE RUNWAY, NICE PHYSIQUE AND A VERY UNIQUE CHISELED FACE, I’M SORRY HONEY HE’S DEFINITELY MODEL MATERIAL
LuvLife, I was thinking pcp
Shakura, I’ve BEAN to your country! I could see myself living there
I enjoyed it!
Yes, I concur, he is model material, only difference right now, is that we wanna fukc him, and they usually don’t rock that body frame
@DTTS what part did you go to? I cant be arsed with London anymore its too busy too expensive and having lived her all my life its too dry I want to travel… I have yet to come to America, I think I would run riot, my brothers live in Miami though
Nah….This one doesn’t do it for me. To each is own tho!
INTENSEMOCHA THE ANTAGONIST says: I DISAGREE, THIS MAN COULD CERTAINLY WALK THE RUNWAY, NICE PHYSIQUE AND A VERY UNIQUE CHISELED FACE, I’M SORRY HONEY HE’S DEFINITELY MODEL MATERIAL
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So the movie Splice wasn’t just a movie?
this MG is rather odd looking but like Intense said he could be a model, the odder the look the better the chances.
Nice Body but there is something about his face that I can’t quite understand. Not saying he is ugly but
JUST CAME BACK TO DROOL A LIL, WHILE I EAT THIS CHOCOLATE AT MY DESK AND SIP ON SOME COFFEE
NOW THIS IS THE PURPOSE OF MORNING GLORY, SOMETHING NICE TO LOOK AT AND FANTASIZE ABOUT, HELPS THE DAY GO BY QUICKER
HIS FACE IS UNIQUE/ODD-BUT I’M AN AQUARIUS I CAN APPRECIATE QUIRKY/ODD ESPECIALLY WITH THOSE MUSCALS, NOT TO BULKY JUST RIGHT, THAT TORSO SHOT, AND PEERING DOWN HOPING TO CATCH A GLIMPSE OF THAT SCHLONG-EWW WEEE..
THAT WILL HOLD ME OVER UNTIL 12 P.M. BUT I’LL KEEP COMING BACK FOR MY FIX UNTIL 5 ON THIS ONE
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Skakur, London, right off the Thames River, close to the (I can’t recall the name) ferris wheel. We did 5 days there and 5 days in Paris. I love London and the people, I enjoyed Paris, not so much the people. BUT can’t nobody take my joy, so I had a wonderful time.
Next spot —>SPAIN