In Case You Missed It: Catfish, Episode 9, Rod & Ebony

Catfish Rod and Ebony

Tongues are wagging about last night’s episode of MTV’s Catfish, a reality TV series about fake online dating profiles. The series is hosted by Nev Schulman, right, who himself was hoodwinked by a fake FB profile.

Rod and Ebony met on a dating website for gays and bisexuals. Rod believes Ebony is a transgender male who lives his life as a female. They have been “dating” online for 4 years. Rod, who claims he is neither gay or curious, wants to come clean to Ebony about his fake profile on Facebook. He is not the man he presents himself to be — but then, neither is Ebony.

I have my suspicions about this show but I will keep them to myself. Watch the episode after the break.

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  • Betamax82

    I’ve said my peace :hahaha:

  • luVn_liFe…

    Hrmm

  • luVn_liFe…

    Speaking off CATFISHED When is Te’o going on with Katie Couric?

  • FuturedocDonte

    They met on a website for gays… But heen gay :huh: I’m logging off because I wanna watch this episode and I don’t want nobody to spill the beans. See y’all next post :kona:

  • Betamax82

    Ion think we have discussed how big of a fool she was paying this niccas bills da hell :no:

  • http://Www.yallaintchit.com Man, I just don’t care™

    :think:

    Chit, now I’m confused…

  • http://www.twitter.com/cocoabana Cocoabana

    Hands down, this was the BEST episode so far! Rod, my friend, you are gay. I don’t care if Ebony was paying your phone bill and sending you money…you looked so bamboozled when you found out Ebony didn’t have a d*ck. LIKE BETRAYED! :rofl:

  • OutsidetheBox

    :yawn: For real..

  • MoniquetheGeek

    Based on the still shot, Ebony looks like she could be a transgender male.

  • Mamacita

    :rofl: this episode was a mess! I was so sad for my city.

    It was a catfish inception! I can’t…

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5gT5U4JOjK8 JMO

    My questions:

    Is Nev gay?

    Why does he have so much chest hair?

  • 100% usa made!

    Mad that I missed the show last night.

  • http://www.landofpure.net FayMrsWhipfinityIfYewNassy :whip:

    *from downstairs, yeah it’s that serious* :tea:

    :eek: did i font OTB without the benefit of a font back?? :scared: <—really me hiding from the molotov ****tail i just threw

  • WorkInProgress

    Wow Beta she was paying his bills. Never met in 4yrs so she wasn’t even dyckmatized yet :think:

  • http://www.landofpure.net FayMrsWhipfinityIfYewNassy :whip:

    JMO i thought Nev & that dude he does the show with were partners :shrug: :kona:

  • OutsidetheBox

    :eek: :kona:

    *in yo tess box*

  • luVn_liFe…

    :hurl: Why does he have so much chest hair? that Chit needs to Be Maintained for SHEEZEY

  • Betamax82

    @ JMO IKR I just wanna shave that shyt off

  • http://www.twitter.com/cocoabana Cocoabana

    When Ebony opened the door and I saw them titties, I said there is no way in hell this woman was born with a d*ck and I was right. This sh*t is even funnier a day later :hahaha:

  • http://sandrarose.com Sandra Rose

    @ FuturedocDonte: Listen to half of what he says and all of what he does. Actions speak louder than words.

  • http://www.twitter.com/kabyeyou KABYEYOU

    WorkInProgress says:

    Wow Beta she was paying his bills. Never met in 4yrs so she wasn’t even dyckmatized yet

    ____________________________________________________

    i woulda gave her the teherkey jerkey and had her paying rent and woulda never met up with her again lol

  • luVn_liFe…

    Work In Progress :happy: HOlA

  • Betamax82

    WorkInProgress says:

    Wow Beta she was paying his bills. Never met in 4yrs so she wasn’t even dyckmatized yet
    ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
    Heck no she must have been really desperate oh her house was very nice

  • Who Dat

    Like I told @Pryn this morning and at MIDNIGHT via text…that nukka looked so DONE when he found out she aint have the same equipment as him and his homeboy. He was hurt down to his fuggin SOUL.

    Me and one of my besties was on the phone DYING OKAY? TEARS :rofl:

  • Unapologetic

    :coffee:

  • Mamacita

    @Coco Exactly! I was looking at her body like “that ain’t no man”. :lol:

  • Who Dat

    Like Terry Crews in White Chicks…what do you mean you not white?

    What do you mean you are a WOMAN :blink: << Rod

  • http://www.landofpure.net FayMrsWhipfinityIfYewNassy :whip:

    :hahaha:

    i sawwy to be so terroristic about it. yew know ma lub fa yew goes deep. sometimes i go overboard :tea:

  • http://sandrarose.com Sandra Rose

    FayMrsWhipfinityIfYewNassy says:

    JMO i thought Nev & that dude he does the show with were partners
    _________________

    Nev screams :homoswitch: to me. Notice all the focus on gays pretending to be straight in this series? :shrug:

  • http://www.landofpure.net FayMrsWhipfinityIfYewNassy :whip:

    <—Jammin SO hard to Wayne Marshall's "My Heart" :buttshake:

  • Diva

    dating” online for 4 years
    ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
    :rofl: REALLY lawd help em!!!!

  • Just Looking Don’t Ask Me NOTHING

    This show is a scam, what grown able minded person, don’t know they being hoodwinked.

    Katie and Manti have the same agent. Don’t expect any truth to come out of the interview :coffee:

    Happy Tuesday :danban1: :danban:

  • http://www.landofpure.net FayMrsWhipfinityIfYewNassy :whip:

    Mamacita! :yahoo: *fluffs yo hurr*
    sup beauty?

    Still aint apologizing aka Unapologetic :2dance: sup doe?

  • luVn_liFe…

    Hmm
    We Aint had a Moaning Gory in awhile :think:

  • luVn_liFe…

    Katie and Manti have the same agent. Don’t expect any truth to come out of the interview
    ~ ~ ~
    OHHHHHHHHHHHHH Chille he needs to go lay down somewhere Fa REAL
    :kiss: how You sunshine!??!

  • Unapologetic

    Hey Fay Fay my beybey :hugs:

  • Diva

    WorkInProgress says:

    Wow Beta she was paying his bills. Never met in 4yrs so she wasn’t even dyckmatized yet

    ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
    Who the fugg does this? :smack: there are some dumb muthasuccas out there!

  • OutsidetheBox

    Nev was the original bait. I dont see him having a problem saying he’s gay ..if he were.

  • Who Dat

    I dont think Ebony was desperate. She is nice looking. Maybe insecure about her illness then…I can see that maybe.

    But with all the gay mens in ATL you gotta go to a gay WEBSITE? Heffa coulda just rode down the road.

    That is how Mase finds ‘em…

  • WorkInProgress

    :hug: LuVn how are you snookums?

  • Diva

    :wave: Just Looking herro

  • Diva

    :hug: WIP, hey

  • http://www.landofpure.net FayMrsWhipfinityIfYewNassy :whip:

    yaw hear about the chic finna sue Match.com for 10 million bc a dude they matched her with came back & stabbed her :chase: & beat her ASS!

    he turned around & did the same thing to another chic buscept he KILLED her. then killed himself in jail??

  • Just Looking Don’t Ask Me NOTHING

    Hey Fay and Luvn :woot: Hanging in there 8 DAYS left :yahoo: HEALING

  • http://sandrarose.com Sandra Rose

    Just Looking Don’t Ask Me NOTHING says:

    Katie and Manti have the same agent. Don’t expect any truth to come out of the interview
    ________________

    I’m over Manti Te’o. Any team owner that signs him is wasting his money. The boy has already shown that he’s a nutcase. His grandmother dying and his “girlfriend” dying didn’t affect his game, but when someone threatened to expose his lies — that affected his game? Whatever Manti. :rolleyes:

  • NaijaGal

    Notice all the focus on gays pretending to be straight in this series?
    ====================
    :thinking:

  • luVn_liFe…

    @W.I.P.
    Just fiNe :wink:

  • http://www.landofpure.net FayMrsWhipfinityIfYewNassy :whip:

    Sandra Rose says:

    FayMrsWhipfinityIfYewNassy says:

    JMO i thought Nev & that dude he does the show with were partners
    _________________

    Nev screams :homoswitch: to me. Notice all the focus on gays pretending to be straight in this series?

    true! i guess we gonna be seeing an episode where someone kicks HIM out the closet?

  • Milky

    Nev looks really high in that pick :shocked:

  • Just Looking Don’t Ask Me NOTHING

    :waves:@ DIVA

    @Fay – You gotta date at your own risk. How is Match responsbile? They don’t do back ground checks.

    That’s a good concept though. Background checks and checking for STDS. Just imagine the countless folks that done got burned from online dates. OUUUUCH

  • Who Dat

    I am perplexed on LOOKING for a gay dude in ATL and having to use a WEBSITE.

    She coulda went to an area megachurch and asked for the pastor…or maybe the minister of music…like for real tho.

    She just wanted a gay BFF. I dont blame Ebony. I aint mad atcha. :no: They can sew. They can cook. They loyal. Some can dance they ays off.

    :pc: <<< goes to find me one.

  • luVn_liFe…

    Any team owner that signs him is wasting his money.
    ~ ~ ~
    Mhhh Hmm :cosign:
    they say he should still go in the first round top 10 :tea: Well See

  • http://sandrarose.com Sandra Rose

    When Rod pulled up to Ebony’s house and said, “I’m scared,” all the queen came out of him. :lol:

  • OutsidetheBox

    But with all the gay mens in ATL you gotta go to a gay WEBSITE? Heffa coulda just rode down the road.
    ________________________________

    A bit of self preservation perhaps…close to him/love.. But not close enough to really hurt her?? Or something. IDK. Puzzles the chit outta me. :eek:

  • http://www.landofpure.net FayMrsWhipfinityIfYewNassy :whip:

    @JUST :woohoo: guhhhl we is truly on the COUNTDOWN!! :danban: how u feelin??

  • http://www.landofpure.net FayMrsWhipfinityIfYewNassy :whip:

    Who Dat says:

    I am perplexed on LOOKING for a gay dude in ATL and having to use a WEBSITE.

    She coulda went to an area megachurch and asked for the pastor…or maybe the minister of music…like for real tho.

    She just wanted a gay BFF. I dont blame Ebony. I aint mad atcha. :no: They can sew. They can cook. They loyal. Some can dance they ays off.

    :pc: <<< goes to find me one.

    :hahaha: u NEVA disappoint meh DUB! neva! :rofl:

  • Who Dat

    Now Kdub aint givin up no goodies to the gay boi’s…or paying no cell phone bills.

    You can teach me the latest line dance tho. Pick me out some shoes for the club Miss Sir. We can go to the fabric store; can you make me a skirt?

    :pc: <<< Gay-BFFs-dot-com

  • WorkInProgress

    Diva :hug: s for you too.
    Diva ur gravie and my uncle have something in common.

  • http://www.landofpure.net FayMrsWhipfinityIfYewNassy :whip:

    @JUST agreed. she could’ve met the dude on the skreet with the same outcome :shrug:

    u know they got a disclaimer & whatnot :tea:

  • http://www.twitter.com/cocoabana Cocoabana

    Sandra Rose says:

    When Rod pulled up to Ebony’s house and said, “I’m scared,” all the queen came out of him.

    damn sure did LMAO
    Ebony had a nice ass house too, i’ll dress as a man and be her gay BFF for some extra coins :coffee:

  • Milky

    i wuld be the bestfriend dat bish eva had, payin bills like dat! i wuld be on call like a docta!

  • Diva

    WorkInProgress says:

    Diva s for you too.
    Diva ur gravie and my uncle have something in common.

    ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
    Tell me yo uncle’s eyes aren’t like that fo real please? :pray:

  • Just Looking Don’t Ask Me NOTHING

    @Fay – Just no energy…otherwise hanging tuff…till the end. :happy:

  • Diva

    Milky says:

    i wuld be the bestfriend dat bish eva had, payin bills like dat! i wuld be on call like a docta!

    ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
    You and me bof

  • Pickachu Tran

    I missed this episode. But from the comments I can tell it was ratchet and set our people back 100 more years and on Inauguration day too :no: damn shame.

  • WorkInProgress

    someone mentioned her health issues. Maybe she was on disablity and getting them checks o she didnt have a problem paying his bills since she didnt work hard for it. Just a theory #easycomeeasygo.

  • http://www.landofpure.net FayMrsWhipfinityIfYewNassy :whip:

    :rofl: DIVA just :stop: with that damn gravi guhl i caint eem concentrate!

  • http://sandrarose.com Sandra Rose

    Just Looking Don’t Ask Me NOTHING says:

    This show is a scam, what grown able minded person, don’t know they being hoodwinked.
    ________________

    I agree. Ebony’s “act” didn’t fool me. She’s never been with a man but she has a daughter? Yeah, right. :coffee:

  • ReadingIsFundamental

    @Sandra 20

    Yes! My daddy use to say “believe half of what you see and none of what you hear”

    This TV and Blog life is entertaining but, LAAWWDDD help us if we took any of it as gospel. These people are getting a paycheck on the topic that is most popular right now. Good for them.

  • WorkInProgress

    Diva he really is a ****y-eyed summama bytch for real.

  • http://www.landofpure.net FayMrsWhipfinityIfYewNassy :whip:

    yaw seen them Louboutin nails?? :waiting:

  • Mamacita

    @Fayla Hey mama! :hug: How are ya?

  • http://www.twitter.com/kabyeyou KABYEYOU

    he was catfishing and got catfished lmao classic

  • http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=qkt7Dx_uK5Y MzDimplez1123

    @ Sandra..I was doing the math too. You ain’t had a man and be strickly lesbian for 15yrs but yo kid 11yrs old. I see yew boo. :coffee:

  • missmiami

    I enjoy the show and love saying CATFISHED :rofl:

  • prynsexxx

    She just wanted a friend and he just wanted a chick with tits and a d!ck. Sh!t was funny. He was like “I wanna go to my room.” :rolleyes: :rofl: When he said that he looked up at that house like “Her up there ain’t sh1t. FISH!”.

  • Who Dat

    wuld be the bestfriend dat bish eva had, payin bills like dat! i wuld be on call like a docta!
    ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
    And see that shows how fuggin life challenged he is. Must not have a car. :steer: From Jacktown (MS) to ATL is like 5 hours. If he was a real player like he tried to make himself out to be… he woulda had his azz in ATL ERRY weekend to see what he thought was SHIM. Tryna make it like he just wanted her money. NO SIR…you wanted some e-schlong. 5 hours away so nobody in Jacktown would know. Jackson is the smallest capital I KNOW OF aside from where I LIVE. ERRYBODY know you gay friendly now sir. :rofl:

  • OutsidetheBox

    Louboutin nails??
    _________________

    *wakes from slumber*

    :heart: @Fay!

  • Diva

    FayMrsWhipfinityIfYewNassy :whip: says:

    yaw seen them Louboutin nails??
    ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
    ION like that…. :nono:

  • http://www.landofpure.net FayMrsWhipfinityIfYewNassy :whip:

    Mama i’m skraight guhl. tryna mek a dolla outta .15 & chit :tea: SSDD..

    Dimpz *bats lashes* hey yew fountain of youf yew! :love:

  • http://sandrarose.com Sandra Rose

    Catfish should have been a 30-minute show. I’m tired of all that yakking between Nev and the camera guy.

  • Mamacita

    I would think the show was a scam too if I didn’t have TWO friends who got real life catfished. It happenes more often than you think. lol

  • Diva

    Must not have a car.
    ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
    Now you know he did not have a car :rofl:

  • prynsexxx

    MzDimplez1123 says:

    @ Sandra..I was doing the math too. You ain’t had a man and be strickly lesbian for 15yrs but yo kid 11yrs old. I see yew boo.
    _________________________________

    I was trying to do the rithmatic on it too. I looked at it like this. She had a deadbeat (or gay) baby daddy. Had the baby, he turnt out to not be shyt. She turnt gay. She fell out of gay. She tried her hand again and dude won’t having it, so she went back to gay. Give or take a few years in between. :shrug:

  • http://www.twitter.com/kabyeyou KABYEYOU

    “its her cawlin” man this dude is flaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaming

  • OutsidetheBox

    ION like that….
    _______________

    Whats not to like? :thinking: The color scheme?

  • luVn_liFe…

    RoSeS that used to watch HERE COMES SWEETIE PIES

  • prynsexxx

    O’an I knew something was up with him when he had on that vest with the silk back on it with a t-shirt. :facepalm:

    And Nev’s brother ain’t shyt for giving him them flowers to give to her. :rofl:

  • Who Dat

    And I am sure his slow azz was talking to her about make belee peanut butta love. Rubbin dacks. SOMETHING.

  • http://www.landofpure.net FayMrsWhipfinityIfYewNassy :whip:

    OTB :lol: i thought they were very different nahmean? i get bored with the same ole same…

  • Diva

    WorkInProgress says:

    Diva he really is a ****y-eyed summama bytch for real.

    ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
    oh lawd, take me….. :whistle: going up yonder

  • OutsidetheBox

    I would think the show was a scam too if I didn’t have TWO friends who got real life catfished.
    ________________

    :eek: RIght..

    “I didnt know I was pregnant” was my scam show until my SIL who I was around all the time, “didnt know” :eek:

  • luVn_liFe…

    Damn that didnt finish :blink:
    Anywho
    Just found out Sweetie Pies is a real Restaurant,it was featured on Triple D las niTe

  • http://sandrarose.com Sandra Rose

    @ Who Dat, Ebony is the perfect example of why black men go gay. Her attitude is nasty. No wonder she dates online. :no:

  • missmiami

    Nev and the camera dudes facial expressions have me :dead:

  • Diva

    OutsidetheBox says:

    ION like that….
    _______________

    Whats not to like? The color scheme?

    ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
    ION like that COLOR SCHEME!!!!!

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5gT5U4JOjK8 JMO

    Listen, the picture and comments they posted on that man after the show… smh :rofl: :rofl:

    The one where he is frowning and it says “You mean you ain’t gotta dyck?? GIRL BYE!”

    … Hilarious

  • WorkInProgress

    yaw seen them Louboutin nails??

    ……….
    I think they’re dope. Not for me Ion like dark colors. But they haute.

  • Diva

    luVn_liFe… says:

    Damn that didnt finish
    Anywho
    Just found out Sweetie Pies is a real Restaurant,it was featured on Triple D las niTe

    ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
    :rofl: :rofl: I can’t LUVN………………… real restaurant :yes:

  • missmiami

    Seriously how do u get catfished in this day and age? Too much technology and duhhhhhh SPIRIT AIRLINES has cheap tickets. :no: excuse

  • OutsidetheBox

    Ok. Black and red, no go. Got it @DIva.

  • Diva

    OutsidetheBox says:

    Ok. Black and red, no go. Got it @DIva.

    ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
    Loves Black and Red though….just not on the nails! :thumbsup:

  • OutsidetheBox

    Just like you think there is “too much technology” to get catfished..there is also just enough technoology to turn you into somebody else.

  • Diva

    <—–gravi check(largest hips eva)

  • OutsidetheBox

    :huh: ?? Diva thats odd. :lol:

  • Diva

    OTB, what’s odd?

  • Who Dat

    Ebony is the perfect example of why black men go gay. Her attitude is nasty. No wonder she dates online
    ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
    :stop: Ebony is nice looking lady. She aint gotta date online. She was bored in a hospilah trying to find a gay to come give her a pedicure in her hospilah bed. And be her homegirl. She said all her friends got MIA when she got sick. HE the one shucking and jiving. She was just tryna find a drag queen to come do her hair. LEAVE EBONY ALONE. :no:

  • http://www.landofpure.net FayMrsWhipfinityIfYewNassy :whip:

    WIP ion do black nails, but that is shole making me reconsider. looks very couture :love:

  • luVn_liFe…

    @DiVa . . .
    That WoMan In Yo gravie is On tour showing off her :shakebutt:

  • Milky

    @diva :chase: getcho azz in da kona and log de fukc off now!! WHAT IS WRONG WIT GEW???

  • missmiami

    @ otb i hear ya. I just dont get how folks be in :love: si ply based off of text messages, emails, chats and etc. atleast akype or aomething. But then again it’s sorta like meeting folks on chatlines back in the day. Sn, folks still use black people meet and ish. That is crazy

  • OutsidetheBox

    OMGawd NOW that gravi :hahaha: !!!

    Initially I was talking about not liking the colors on nails @Diva..but liking the scheme overall?? :shrug: But you done fukked me with that gravi. Gone. :hahaha:

  • http://www.landofpure.net FayMrsWhipfinityIfYewNassy :whip:

    :rules: <—petition for DIVA to go on gravi probation

  • Who Dat

    Seriously how do u get catfished in this day and age? Too much technology
    ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
    GOOGA is your FRIEND chile

  • http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=qkt7Dx_uK5Y MzDimplez1123

    @ KDubb…Did you see his friend’s face when he told him the whole truth about Ebony? :huh: <—-friend's face

    :rofl:

  • missmiami

    Darn ipad typos :mad:

  • http://www.landofpure.net FayMrsWhipfinityIfYewNassy :whip:

    OMG i’m TIED of drankin water!!! :crying: <—water

  • http://sandrarose.com Sandra Rose

    When Ebony told Nev to “stay fabulous,” she let the cat out of the bag. :coffee:

  • pointhimout

    Well, this phuckery was all sorts of foolish. Dude was so disappointed ole girl was really a girl. He was the typical back woods country bumpkin with nothing going for himself. I was embarrassed his friend didn’t know the meaning of transgendered and his way of explaining was “she got what we got.” WTF? You’re too old to be carting around that 5th grade education in 2045. STOP IT.

    I’m not being mean, ijs. Ebony was cool and appeared to have it together. The wack dude come out his face saying he only stuck around for 4 years cuz she was giving him money. They both lied, but she was cool with it. He was the one broken by “her lie.”

    As for the creator host, he and that gray haired twenty something are lovers from where I sit. What fool waits 2-4 years to meet anybody. Um, web cam, skype, etc. This is becomign another “cheaters” where the host pretends to care until that one time he gets his ass handed to him for tryna call somebody out? Yeah, now that episode will be the ratings winnner.

  • Diva

    @Luvn
    Milky
    OTB
    Fay

    Dat bish finna make that thang work for her!!!!!! Do they make drawls in her size though? :rofl:

  • OutsidetheBox

    I just dont get how folks be in si ply based off of text messages, emails, chats and etc. atleast akype or aomething. But then again it’s sorta like meeting folks on chatlines back in the day.

    ________________________

    Or sort of like developing relationships in here.. its really not that hard of a stretch for me.

    Im a “words” kind of gal so yeah a man could def. woo and sweet write into my heart. Not my money tho. *Bey stank face* Mama aint raise no fool; just a romantic.

  • pointhimout

    ***winner

  • NaijaGal

    Ebony is the perfect example of why black men go gay.
    ======================
    :huh: ma’am no just no

  • luVn_liFe…

    @DiVa . . .
    Whats Funny??
    that I didnt Know Sweetie Pies was a Real restaurant?

  • Diva

    Who Dat says:

    Seriously how do u get catfished in this day and age? Too much technology
    ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
    GOOGA is your FRIEND chile

    ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
    You know what I’m saying!!!! Googa all day long

  • Milky

    @dimpz his friend was hoping to get some of that tranny action too! that was a disappointed look. what do duck for me either???? :shocked:

  • mrsloveleigh

    I love the show!! I watched the docu a year before the show came out and it was good also. I don’t think Nev is gay but i think the camera guy is. Nev doesn’t strike me as the hide in the closet type. I knew Rod was gay by his “accent”. Those s’s were strong. He is so confused about his sexuality. He is GAY.

  • http://sandrarose.com Sandra Rose

    Who Dat says:

    She said all her friends got MIA when she got sick.
    _________________

    All her friends got MIA because she a bish. I know one when I see one. :coffee:

  • http://www.landofpure.net FayMrsWhipfinityIfYewNassy :whip:

    :dead: @PHO :ghost:

  • http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=qkt7Dx_uK5Y MzDimplez1123

    IONO about Nev but, I think Max is gay. His ass be straight to the point like, yo ass is lying and you’re full of shyt! :rofl:

  • OutsidetheBox

    You’re too old to be carting around that 5th grade education in 2045. STOP IT.

    __________________

    :hahaha:

  • WorkInProgress

    :hahaha: *signs Fay’s petition expeditiously***
    Diva am unable to can with your gravi gurllll!

  • OutsidetheBox

    I know one when I see one.

    ________________________
    Prolly the realest chit you ever wrote.. :hahaha:

  • Diva

    luVn_liFe… says:

    @DiVa . . .
    Whats Funny??
    that I didnt Know Sweetie Pies was a Real restaurant?

    ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
    :rofl: I sawwwy….she had two locations….I thought you knew it was a real restaurant.

  • pointhimout

    OH and I’m all for online dating, but lets get the pre-lim stuff outta the way. Your age, REAL NAME, web cam meet out the way. I dont do the ‘I’m D, C, E, bs.’ What’s ur name? You’re that shy or DL with it, grow the eff up and get a life.

  • Who Dat

    The wack dude come out his face saying he only stuck around for 4 years cuz she was giving him money
    ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
    When all else fails make the sista look bad b/c she was caking you. Nah dude you was still in it b/c you thought some DACK was involved.

    And he is so in the closet…I am mad he feel like he cant just relocate to ATL and live the life he want to lead; but cant do it b/c Jackson is so repressed.

  • MzTisch

    I guess I’m the only one who thinks Nev is kinda cayute. :ashamed:

    Mawning!

    Sandie is going innnnnnnnnnnn on this girl. :rofl:
    I didn’t see the episode though. I missed it…….

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5gT5U4JOjK8 JMO

    “I knew Rod was gay by his “accent”. Those s’s were strong…”
    __________________________________________________________________

    What about people with a lisp?

  • Diva

    WorkInProgress says:

    *signs Fay’s petition expeditiously***
    Diva am unable to can with your gravi gurllll!

    ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
    That guhl proud of her size 30 hips that measure 8 feet in circumference. Her hubby loves her and her junk in the trunk….

  • MzTisch

    MzDimplez1123 says:

    IONO about Nev but, I think Max is gay. His ass be straight to the point like, yo ass is lying and you’re full of shyt!
    ^^^^^^^
    DimpZ! :D

    Heyul yeah! I love Max. He calls they arse out. Nev sugar coats it, Max goes IN!

  • OutsidetheBox

    GOOGA is your FRIEND chile

    ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
    You know what I’m saying!!!! Googa all day long

    _________________________________________________

    Devil’ s advocate.. (didnt get too have my morning puff)..

    I can use that same Google to make everything about me..turn into something else. :thinking:

    I spent a lot of time fooling around with apps and chit yesterday.. apps for “deception.” Not because I want to use them; I was advising someone. :no: Man GOAT was right. I can lead a whole nother life and become whoever.

    *Chris Brown voice* PhuckYoGoogle. :no:

  • mrsloveleigh

    Sandra fabulous was Ebony’s catchphrase. i’m sure she says that to everyone. It wouldn’t suprise me if Nev came out but i don’t think he is. My cousin recently found someone using her pic as their catfish profile pic so it’s really still happening. To avoid it what you do is take a pic with a funny pose and tell the other person send me one back doing the same thing. If they can’t expect them to die of cancer the following week

  • Nakeya_j

    Ummm Diva….that gravi….i can’t….I mean…. :no: lol

  • Milky

    Her hubby loves her and her junk in the trunk….
    ________________________________________
    I know he be lost as hell in all of that. with his flashlight where is waldo?

  • Who Dat

    All her friends got MIA because she a bish. I know one when I see one.
    ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
    Thanks for seeing me Sandra

    :rofl:

  • GellySammich

    But then again it’s sorta like meeting folks on chatlines back in the day.
    _____________
    <—- got 4 friends to this day I met over 10 years ago online… and one of em is in love and will spoil me to dayum death :heart: shiiiid

  • OutsidetheBox

    Size 30?? WHat is that in inches??

    I had an aunt who was a big shapely woman like that @diva. She aint never wear no pants tho. :no:

  • http://www.landofpure.net FayMrsWhipfinityIfYewNassy :whip:

    MzTisch

    I think Nev is cute too. :ashamed: i wouldnt date him cute, but cute nonetheless :yes:

  • mrsloveleigh

    JMO says:
    “I knew Rod was gay by his “accent”. Those s’s were strong…”
    __________________________________________________________________

    What about people with a lisp?
    ——————
    You know the difference between a lisp and “the accent” when you hear it. The lisp is almost always present when speaking.

  • OutsidetheBox

    To avoid it what you do is take a pic with a funny pose and tell the other person send me one back doing the same thing. If they can’t expect them to die of cancer the following week

    _________________________________

    :yes: One dude made me hold a sign with a msg he sent written on it. I did it too. :lol:

  • Who Dat

    @OTB now that ish is the truth too. :yes:

  • OutsidetheBox

    and one of em is in love and will spoil me to dayum death
    __________________

    Resources. :lol:

    :hug: Morning.

  • http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=qkt7Dx_uK5Y MzDimplez1123

    Tisch! :hug:

    I love Nev. I think he is adorable. He always looks so happy for them.

  • WorkInProgress

    That guhl proud of her size 30 hips that measure 8 feet in circumference. Her hubby loves her and her junk in the trunk

    ………….
    Diva emphasis on junk.

  • MzTisch

    Fay! :love:

    I would go out with him, I would love to talk to him about all his Catfish emails he gets.

  • OutsidetheBox

    :no: They had one app…to hide your pics and texts and chit..and then if somebody stumbled on that app..or asked you about it..it would lead them to a dummy set of secrets/texts/pics. :no:

    I was just losing my faith in humanity. :(

  • http://www.landofpure.net FayMrsWhipfinityIfYewNassy :whip:

    chat lines??

    i had a friend who met ALL her hook-ups that a way. chit aint no game son! :tea:

    them chits still around tho! :rofl:

  • ReadingIsFundamental

    Random

    My niece came to Cali to visit over the summer. I took her to San Francisco and she went rainbow crazy. She was so sad when she left because she was going to have to suppress her rainbows when she got back to Texas. I’m not a part of the gay scene or movement here but, I can’t imagine how bad she felt leaving knowing that there is a place in this world where she can be who she wants to be but, was sent back to a place in Texas where she would be bullied for who she is. I feel like I belong back in Texas and she belongs here. I told her God has a way of strengthening us by testing our patience and faith.

    #tolerance

  • Diva

    OutsidetheBox says:

    Size 30?? WHat is that in inches??

    I had an aunt who was a big shapely woman like that @diva. She aint never wear no pants tho.

    ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
    and no drawls either…they don’t make pants or drawls that size I’m thinking. :rofl:

  • http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=qkt7Dx_uK5Y MzDimplez1123

    @ Shaun…I saw an app like that for pics. Not texts though.

  • Who Dat

    They had one app…to hide your pics and texts and chit..and then if somebody stumbled on that app..or asked you about it..it would lead them to a dummy set of secrets/texts/pics.

    I was just losing my faith in humanity
    ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
    I aint had faith in humanity since…well did I ever?

  • mrsloveleigh

    I thought Nev was adorable fromthe fist time i saw Catfish the movie. He’s just so endearing and hopeful and he was really heartbroken when he saw that 40 yr old women.

  • Diva

    WorkInProgress says:

    That guhl proud of her size 30 hips that measure 8 feet in circumference. Her hubby loves her and her junk in the trunk

    ………….
    Diva emphasis on junk.

    ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
    thats a lot of junk that needs to go to the dump! :rofl: ain’t nobody got time for all that azz

  • GellySammich

    Resources. :lol:
    ____________
    You ain’t lied :kiss: morning sunshine

  • WorkInProgress

    Nev comes across as a hopeless romantic. He should be naime Naive instead, I can see how he got hood :wink: ed

  • OutsidetheBox

    All Aunt Zera wore was a muu muu. Or a blanket. :lol: RIP to her. She lived a long time tho..corn fed off the land. :heart:

  • luVn_liFe…

    to hide your pics and texts and chit..and then if somebody stumbled on that app..or asked you about it..it would lead them to a dummy set of secrets/texts/pics
    ~ ~ ~
    DaMn :no:
    If i found out my hubby or someone went thru this ExTreMe to be deceitful . . I may catch a charge.Cause it aint that COt DayUm Serious!

  • http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=qkt7Dx_uK5Y MzDimplez1123

    @ WIP… :yes:

  • GellySammich

    Diva :eek: does she have feet?

  • Diva

    OutsidetheBox says:

    All Aunt Zera wore was a muu muu. Or a blanket. RIP to her. She lived a long time tho..corn fed off the land.

    ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
    :ghost: RIP to Aunt Zera

  • OutsidetheBox

    I told her God has a way of strengthening us by testing our patience and faith.
    __________________
    She’ll appreciate it in time. :)

  • Diva

    GellySammich says:

    Diva does she have feet?

    ~~~~~~~~~~~
    :yes: and smaller legs to boot!

  • http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=qkt7Dx_uK5Y MzDimplez1123

    @ Shaun……I think i’m gonna get a new cut on Sunday. :yahoo:

  • http://www.landofpure.net FayMrsWhipfinityIfYewNassy :whip:

    OutsidetheBox says:

    :no: They had one app…to hide your pics and texts and chit..and then if somebody stumbled on that app..or asked you about it..it would lead them to a dummy set of secrets/texts/pics. :no:

    I was just losing my faith in humanity.

    :huh: do WHAT nah??

  • GellySammich

    oh nevermind Diva :rofl: I couldn’t see how the pic was cut off…. look like thigh then sand at first :lol:

  • mrsloveleigh

    Reading said: I can’t imagine how bad she felt leaving knowing that there is a place in this world where she can be who she wants to be but, was sent back to a place in Texas where she would be bullied for who she is.
    —————————–
    What part of Texas is she in? I’m in Dallas and I don’t see alot of intolerence against gays here. Is she still in school or something? Texas isn’t San Francisco but sure ain’t Mississippi.

  • Trendsetter

    mrsloveleigh says:

    I thought Nev was adorable fromthe fist time i saw Catfish the movie. He’s just so endearing and hopeful and he was really heartbroken when he saw that 40 yr old women.

    ____________________

    :cosign:

  • OutsidetheBox

    I think i’m gonna get a new cut on Sunday.
    ___________________

    Chit naturals with growth on steriods say. :eyeroll: :ban:

  • Diva

    :rofl: at Gellysammich

  • OutsidetheBox

    :huh: @Fay. An app to hid the chit..you already hiding. :yes:

    EXTREME MEASURES to deceive. :no:

  • http://www.landofpure.net FayMrsWhipfinityIfYewNassy :whip:

    someone explain this “hiding” app to me please. i’m feeling less than schmaht right now :ashamed:

  • Trendsetter

    zDimplez1123 says:

    IONO about Nev but, I think Max is gay. His ass be straight to the point like, yo ass is lying and you’re full of shyt!
    ________________________

    so true :rofl:

  • http://www.landofpure.net FayMrsWhipfinityIfYewNassy :whip:

    OutsidetheBox says:

    I think i’m gonna get a new cut on Sunday.
    ___________________

    Chit naturals with growth on steriods say. :eyeroll: :ban:

    :hahaha:

    bish hair done grew ONE INCH while i typing this comment & chit :rollseyes:

  • http://gravatar.com/caramelcutie Caramel Cutie

    Ok why is this dude tryna holla at me @ Walmart while he buying Pull ups for his 2 yo?? WTF? Is it really like this out here? And dude carrying a 9 on his waist???? :blink:

    Part of me wants to call him… never had a thug b4 :)

  • Milky

    Off topic: My manager called in today sayin she is workin from home. Bish how u workin from home wit no computa/laptop or any work? She is always callin in and this is her excuse so she doesn’t haveta use hur time. BISH I have to use my time when im off u need to do da same! Or maybe her ANGRY PANTS are holdin hur hostage!

  • http://www.landofpure.net FayMrsWhipfinityIfYewNassy :whip:

    see, that’s too much fuggin trouble. why not just lock the damn phone?? :shrug:

  • Milky

    Part of me wants to call him… never had a thug b4
    _________________________________
    run gurl run! u dont want all dat babymama drama!

  • ReadingIsFundamental

    Angry Pants; be grateful you don’t have to deal with her today. Your eyes can be at peace.

  • OutsidetheBox

    Fay:

    Download app. Fill it with all your goodies..conduct your secret life from there.

    You have a choice to not even have an icon to the app. That means you would go to your “phone’s dialer”, call the 4digit code..and the app would open.

    OR you could have the app appear woth your other apps and if significant or nosey other asks about it, you open it with your dummy code and they see “dummy” secrets/texts/pics.

  • http://www.landofpure.net FayMrsWhipfinityIfYewNassy :whip:

    :offtopic:

    i have a lip fetish :ashamed:

  • Diva

    FayMrsWhipfinityIfYewNassy :whip: says:

    someone explain this “hiding” app to me please. i’m feeling less than schmaht right now

    ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
    :waiting:

  • OutsidetheBox

    bish hair done grew ONE INCH while i typing this comment & chit

    _______________________

    Then she gone tell us about cuttingit :eyeroll: :lol:

  • GellySammich

    aaawww Milky that ain’t fair…. not all mamas with babies are dramatic *strikes a pose* I know I’m aint

  • luVn_liFe…

    see, that’s too much fuggin trouble. why not just lock the damn phone??
    ~ ~ ~ ~
    Hayle why NOT just Keep it 100 and tell em Uon wanna B wit em’

  • OutsidetheBox

    Sooo just cause he had a 9, he a thug? A 9 on your waist in Walmart sounds like a registered/concealed gun owner.. :huh:

  • Diva

    Part of me wants to call him… never had a thug b4

    ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
    This made me literally shake my head :smack:

  • http://www.landofpure.net FayMrsWhipfinityIfYewNassy :whip:

    OutsidetheBox says:

    Fay:

    Download app. Fill it with all your goodies..conduct your secret life from there.

    You have a choice to not even have an icon to the app. That means you would go to your “phone’s dialer”, call the 4digit code..and the app would open.

    OR you could have the app appear woth your other apps and if significant or nosey other asks about it, you open it with your dummy code and they see “dummy” secrets/texts/pics.

    :no: lawd Jesus! THAT is some E-VILLE chit right thurr pimpin! DAYUM!!! :no:

  • OutsidetheBox

    i have a lip fetish

    ________________

    *kissy face*

  • http://www.landofpure.net FayMrsWhipfinityIfYewNassy :whip:

    :newpost:

  • Diva

    OutsidetheBox says:

    Fay:

    Download app. Fill it with all your goodies..conduct your secret life from there.

    ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
    What is the name of the app? Just curious really!

  • luVn_liFe…

    :newpost:
    On Bey

  • http://www.landofpure.net FayMrsWhipfinityIfYewNassy :whip:

    OTB :ashamed: a nice set of lips..guhhhl!! :kiss:

  • OutsidetheBox

    see, that’s too much fuggin trouble. why not just lock the damn phone??
    ~ ~ ~ ~
    Hayle why NOT just Keep it 100 and tell em Uon wanna B wit em’

    ___________________________

    Locks :shrug: If she wanna know what you doing..how is a lock gonna help? A lock points to “misdeeds” and secrets.

    Im with you @LuVn; theyre just cowards I guess.

    Selfish, greedy. Unkind ppl. :(

  • KarenM

    Sandra Rose says:

    When Rod pulled up to Ebony’s house and said, “I’m scared,” all the queen came out of him.
    ——————————————————–
    :rofl:

  • http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=qkt7Dx_uK5Y MzDimplez1123

    I :heart: yall too. :coffee:

  • OutsidetheBox

    Imma see if its still in my history @Diva. :yes:

  • http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=qkt7Dx_uK5Y MzDimplez1123

    @ Diva…you not trying to get that app to get those peen pics from dude are you? :huh:

    :rofl: I’m just kidding

  • luVn_liFe…

    Im with you @LuVn; theyre just cowards I guess.

    Selfish, greedy. Unkind ppl
    ~ ~ ~
    Right tis Y I said if I ever fount ouy my sig.otha went thru this extreme I may have to Lay hands on em.
    Cause it aint that MoFawKiN Serious! Keep it Damn Moving

  • ReadingIsFundamental

    thanks Diva

    mrsloveleigh, She is in a part of Houston. The thing is, no place in Texas will give her the comfort she had in San Fran. H*ll, straight people are the minority in San Fran. I keep my *ss on the other side of the bridge. Dallas is cool but, she will still get the side eyes and grunts. I think she wants to be a apart of the movement or agenda or whatever. I don’t get it directly because I’m not gay but, I respect her choices and feel empathy for her disappointment. She is 19 and has other sets of issues. she will find her place in this world soon enough.

  • KarenM

    Sandra you ain’t right for that pic of Nev

  • http://gravatar.com/caramelcutie Caramel Cutie

    OTB: to me! And I’m at HoodMart.. Maybe I’m being judgemental but why would one need to have a gun? At Walmart? IN the daytime? While buying pull ups? And he had braces LOL.. IDK.. You know I’m new at this!

    Think I’m trying to find some wrong with him…

  • http://www.landofpure.net FayMrsWhipfinityIfYewNassy :whip:

    OutsidetheBox says:

    see, that’s too much fuggin trouble. why not just lock the damn phone??
    ~ ~ ~ ~
    Hayle why NOT just Keep it 100 and tell em Uon wanna B wit em’

    ___________________________

    Locks :shrug: If she wanna know what you doing..how is a lock gonna help? A lock points to “misdeeds” and secrets.

    Im with you @LuVn; theyre just cowards I guess.

    Selfish, greedy. Unkind ppl.

    i keep my phone locked :ashamed: but i am NOT cheating. but some conversations are between me & whomever. i respect folks privacy. ppl tell me confidential chit. when i say i’m not gonna tell nobody, that includes hubby :yes:

  • cheeks8683

    Have we forgotten the fact that Rod used his cousin’s pic on a gay website?!!!

    Is his cousin gay?

    If not he is the biggest innocent victim of this foolishness…Did he know his cousin was using his pics :think:

  • Tyler Perry’s BRENDEN: Based On The Novel “Push” By Sapphire

    I know not what this show is. I’ve seen catfish thrown around alot lately…Smelly puzzay? The video won’t play on my phone :wail: Anyway…OTB what up bruh? You just reminded me of a situation. I too knew someone who didn’t know they were preg…Didnt turn out well though. However yes it’s possible.

  • tld007

    welcome to atl….

  • Str8tUpMenace

    have yall discussed LHHNY yet????

  • M3z

    UMMM this guy is bi-curious and is mad that she’s a woman? LOL..I’ve just entered a time warp. Woo catfish concept end of days lord! Where is Redeemed???!

  • http://talkingwithtami.com/blog talkingwithtami

    My daughter got me watching this show, people are so darn naive! :tea:

  • Flawless

    So, I just watched this .. he was mad that she was actually a woman, he really wanted to meet a trans-gender male in my opinion, then he claims to have used her for money .. that was just to save face, this man is obviously gay. Come Clean Rod, you’ll feel better.

  • pointhimout

    @Milky, I swear I work with a bish just like that. She will claim working from home to keep from using her vaca time. Blank stare when the manager said Point, u have 1 day left in Nov 2012. We’ll see about that. Guess who else works from home now?

  • LolliepopLyfe

    So… Rod was mad….because he couldn’t get that Ebony rod? Ok, now I get it.

  • FuturedocDonte

    Thanks auntie… I have watched… and now i need an excedrin :coffee:

  • Sakeena

    If she didn’t know his name for 4 yrs, how did she send him money? I can’t cash a check or money order with someone elses name on it.

  • Sakeena

    If she didn’t know his name for 4 yrs, how did she send him money? I can’t cash a check or money order with someone elses name on it.

  • tintin1979

    Woah that was crazy. On YouTube watch catfish parody by dormtaimment, it’s so funny

  • underwsr

    First of all, I am agreeing with Sakeena. Someone shed some light on that. Secondly, why is Ebony on a gay site picking up men? SMH. IDK what to think. Third, Rod seems disappointed that Ebony is not transgender yet he says that he is not gay nor curious. Double Hmmmm and a twirl. I am so not buying that!

  • BadNewzBiddy

    He’s SO OBVIOUSLY GAY! One minute he was praising a pick of Ebony; nervous that she wouldn’t accept him upon finding out his lie. But the second that he found out she DIDN’T have a PENIS…..that lol was outtie 5000 like Tevin Campbell! He didn’t want a pretty lady. He wanted a pretty man!