REAL Snake On a Plane

Real snake on a plane

Imagine being a passenger settling into your seat for a long flight, when you look out your window and see… a SNAKE hitching a ride on the wing!

A female passenger snapped this pic of the 10-foot long python hanging on for dear life as the Qantas jet zoomed along at 30,000 feet 20 minutes into its flight from Cairns in northern Australia to Papua New Guinea. According to Mail Online, the snake was badly battered as it held on in freezing winds, but the snake survived the 500 mile flight.


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    • Betamax82

      :eek:

    • Such A F’n Lady

      Slow news day huh. :coffee:

    • Betamax82

      Samyell this ones for you :rofl:

    • luVn_liFe…

      SNAKES ON A MOTHER PHUKING PLANE!!!1

    • prynsexxx

      :wtf: !!!!! :hailnaw:

    • GAGIRL87

      I despise snakes :no: they make my flesh crawl just looking at them..

      @ Sandra have you ever watched that show on Animal Planet called “Infested”?

    • prynsexxx

      @GA

      My daughter LOVES that show. I stopped watching after those coons (or oppossums) pissed all over that one house and the rental place basically said “screw you bitches” :haha: . I also seen the one with those billions of ROACHES. :hurl: O’an the mouse infestation in Australia (I think).

    • http://www.landofpure.net dontyewbemadbew :coffee:

      the snake was badly battered as it held on in freezing winds

      :hahaha:

      he aint got no ARMS Sandra! :rofl:

    • prynsexxx

      LOL @ the lady’s bun on her head.

    • GAGIRL87

      @ prynsexxx I saw the roaches one too and I was like :blink: last week episode was a home infested with garden snakes they were everywhere *shudders* :no:

    • luVn_liFe…

      prynsexxx says:
      LOL @ the lady’s bun on her head.
      ~ ~ ~
      RIGHT! Im :blink: just staring at it, :lol: I dont know why!

    • NaijaGal

      *shivers* ugh I loathe snakes

    • mayrenest

      ????????????????

    • http://twitter.com/#!/Birdshu Bird

      I’m feeling some type of way about him riding for free. Where the hell he goin anyway?

      :offtopic: Hubby and I have decided that if I get laid off we are going to high tail it to Belize and try to find jobs. We’re longing for island life something terrible.

    • http://Www.yallaintchit.com Man, I just don’t care™

      somebody was prolly trying to smuggle that muthaphucka in.

      Planes supposed to get inspected before take off but you miss a 10 foot python on the phucking wing? come on now…

    • mayrenest

      :hailnaw:

    • luVn_liFe…

      @BIRD . .
      ther you go.Ive been on that type of that for a few yrs Now

    • goat76

      As long as it ain’t ‘In the Plane’ wit me, we gucci.

    • luVn_liFe…

      Type of thought :rolleyes:

    • Diva

      I would be ****ty and pissy as a bull headed to the lavatory to clean up :rofl:

    • GellySammich

      he aint got no ARMS Sandra! :rofl:
      ____________
      :hahaha: who thinks of this

    • BoogieNites

      :hailnaw:

    • http://www.wgci.com/cc-common/news/sections/newsarticle.html?feed=421790&article=10681258 Bedazzled His Razzle

      So long as the snake cant get into the plane I’m fine. But I thought reptiles and the like died when they are in freezing temps like that? I know a few iguannas fell plum out of the palm trees dead because it got down to 40 degrees F down here :lol:

    • OutsidetheBox

      :hahaha: I was doing 75 yesterday tryna to get a ladybug off my windshield. I could only imagine a snake. :huh:

    • Diva

      OutsidetheBox says:

      I was doing 75 yesterday tryna to get a ladybug off my windshield. I could only imagine a snake.

      ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
      like a little small lady bug :rofl: fa serious guhl

    • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5gT5U4JOjK8 JMO

      30,000 feet :think:

      When I went skydiving, we jumped at 15,000 feet. I’m glad I didn’t do the comparison beforehand :(

    • GellySammich

      OutsidetheBox says:

      :hahaha: I was doing 75 yesterday tryna to get a ladybug off my windshield. I could only imagine a snake. :huh:
      ______________
      THIS ALL DAY!! :rofl: If I see a spider on top of my car I’m hitting 80 for about 30 good miles and STILL scared to get out when I get to my destination :no:

    • OutsidetheBox

      I got pics @Diva. I was doing double disservice :rofl: Taking photos…while doing 75 :rofl:

    • ysoserious

      Everything in Australia has evolved to kill with extreme prejudice. That snake was probably trying to bite its way in and destroy everyone on board.

    • http://www.wgci.com/cc-common/news/sections/newsarticle.html?feed=421790&article=10681258 Bedazzled His Razzle

      Hubby and I have decided that if I get laid off we are going to high tail it to Belize and try to find jobs. We’re longing for island life something terrible.
      ————–
      that sounds like something nice….but it’s getting pretty bad down there now though….make sure you’re in a very nice place in a low crime area….but then again crime is everywhere now

    • luVn_liFe…

      @SANDRAROSE . .
      I just got the “YOU HAVE A VIRUS PROMPT” WTH??
      Im running in SAFE Mode

    • OutsidetheBox

      STILL scared to get out when I get to my destination

      __________________

      *snorts* I had the roof a little open too so when I realized that.. at that exact moment he went up and over, I was tryna close the damn roof and it was moving s l o w.

      I swore that thang was in the car with me for about 10 miles. :rofl:

    • Oprahs Bunion

      Man, I just don’t care™ says:
      ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
      Yeah, it’s very much the norm. Been goin on since day one and how many people do it at some point? Over 50% is for sure.

      But anyway, why would you date someone not “worthy” of getting all of your sexual appetite?

      You know what, don’t worry about it.
      ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
      Sharing your partner is not a normal part of relationships. And I’m not talking about doing it one time. I’m speaking in terms of regularity. You can poll folks in here and it will not be 50%. We are taught about monogamy and being with only one person. I’m on the opposite end when it comes to that. And I can answer your question. I didn’t do that with every man because every man can’t handle it.

    • OutsidetheBox

      YOU HAVE A VIRUS PROMPT
      ______________________

      Same here. Somebody said they got blocked downstairs. Mine happd then.

    • Diva

      OutsidetheBox says:

      I got pics @Diva. I was doing double disservice Taking photos…while doing 75

      ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
      just cray cray you is :hahaha:

    • prynsexxx

      Bird says:

      Where the hell he goin anyway?
      ________________________

      Didn’t matter. LOL

    • goat76

      luVn_liFe… says:

      @SANDRAROSE . .
      I just got the “YOU HAVE A VIRUS PROMPT” WTH??
      Im running in SAFE Mode

      ——————
      Oh sh1t. I’m bout to be out….lol

    • ReadingIsFundamental

      I would be staring out the window the whole flight making sure the snake stays on the outside.

      That show infestation had me running around the house like a crazy person checking for bed bugs. Every time my elbow itched I swore I got bit by something.

    • GAGIRL87

      @ OTB in the south lady bugs are signs of good luck :yes:

    • Diva

      @Sandra, fix yo site you….we ain’t trying to have viruses ummmkay!

    • GellySammich

      no OTBey… don’t let nothing be in the car :no: lawd and I can’t find it?!?! close calls the whole drive cuz I’m looking at the floor making sure nothing crawling on me and smacking the shyt outta the back of my neck swearin something touching me :lol:

    • OutsidetheBox

      Dragged from downstairs: Password locks are necessary. Never know if you lose your phone and it get into the wrong hands before you can report it lost or stolen. Don’t always mean you’re hiding something from a s/o.
      ___________________

      Thank you @Goat. :thinking:

    • http://Www.yallaintchit.com Man, I just don’t care™

      Sharing your partner is not a normal part of relationships. And I’m not talking about doing it one time. I’m speaking in terms of regularity. You can poll folks in here and it will not be 50%. We are taught about monogamy and being with only one person. I’m on the opposite end when it comes to that. And I can answer your question. I didn’t do that with every man because every man can’t handle it.
      ____________________

      :facepalm:

    • http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=qkt7Dx_uK5Y MzDimplez1123

      I wonder if that’s why I couldn’t post yesterday. :shrug:

    • http://www.wgci.com/cc-common/news/sections/newsarticle.html?feed=421790&article=10681258 Bedazzled His Razzle

      ysoserious says:

      Everything in Australia has evolved to kill with extreme prejudice. That snake was probably trying to bite its way in and destroy everyone on board.
      ——–
      I have a cousin that now lives in Australia. He told me he got his azz whooped by a male Kangaroo when he was pretty wasted one night. He said he went up to it like, “Heeeeey! It’s a kangaroo!!” and it jumped back and kicked him to the ground. I told him tough tittie. :tea:

    • GellySammich

      luvn!! *smooch*

    • Who Dat

      @ Sandra have you ever watched that show on Animal Planet called “Infested”?

      ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
      That episode with them gatdaym BATS flying around them folks house…I mean they azzes sitting in there watching tv and bats just flying around like they outgatdayumside. NO HAIL. :wail:

    • OutsidetheBox

      just cray cray you is
      _____________________

      Entomophobia :yes: I have to be careful, because I get anxious and overreact. :(

    • GellySammich

      He said he went up to it like, “Heeeeey! It’s a kangaroo!!” and it jumped back and kicked him to the ground.
      _______________
      :hahaha:

    • Gigi26

      They should’ve killed it..the hell :eek:

    • Oprahs Bunion

      @ MAN whatever!! Most of ya’ll can’t!

    • http://www.gravatar.com/avatar/db78ef2b213fd6958c1aa6773fe9a6dc?s=80 jeniefrumdabloc

      :eek:

    • flyygirl

      not gonna lie. my blood pressure would have been raised with looking at that snake the whole flight. I know the chances of it getting in are slim but still…that thing is NOT little.

      Hi roses :waves:

    • BoogieNites

      BoogieNites re-says:

      re: virus — yea idunno if this is the same thing but i randomly gotta blocked website notification 2 mins ago. for a min, i was so :cold: <<– read "shook" but then i hit refresh, and we goodie now :dance:

    • OutsidetheBox

      OTB in the south lady bugs are signs of good luck

      __________________

      IKR! :no: Still no good with me. Speaking of, we watched Bug’s Life last night.. Francis, the male lady bug… My boys thought that was too funny. :lol:

    • http://twitter.com/#!/Birdshu Bird

      Bedazzled His Razzle says:

      that sounds like something nice….but it’s getting pretty bad down there now though….make sure you’re in a very nice place in a low crime area….but then again crime is everywhere now

      *********************

      Belize City is crime infested, but the islands are overrun by good clean white folk (like McAfee). They keep the tourist traps safe like Cancun.

    • ysoserious

      @RAZZLE

      Kangaroos have this sweet rep but they can eviscerate you with one well placed kick.

      Australia has spiders that snatch birds from the mothafcking sky! Leave me Hugh Jackman and Chris Hemsworth and keep the rest of that sht.

    • GellySammich

      Throat Coat
      handful wheat grass wrapped in kale
      1 unpeeled lemon
      3 pineapple spears

    • ReadingIsFundamental

      <—- me at the beach like "Oh sh*t, did something just bite my foot?" Trying to play it off sexy cause I knew he was looking at me walk away.

    • luVn_liFe…

      :hi: GELLYSAMMICH!!!!

    • GAGIRL87

      Password locks are necessary. Never know if you lose your phone and it get into the wrong hands before you can report it lost or stolen. Don’t always mean you’re hiding something from a s/o.
      _____________________________________________________________________

      @ Goat cool but all I’m saying is I check phones if you start acting suspicious and giving me a reason too :grill:

    • OutsidetheBox

      That episode with them gatdaym BATS flying around them folks house…I mean they azzes sitting in there watching tv and bats just flying around like they outgatdayumside. NO HAIL
      ________________
      :hahaha: In Florida a lot of schools have open floor plans. They are filled with bats all the time. Admins dont care. :lol:

      Bats be swooping down on girls hair and chit :lol:

    • http://Www.yallaintchit.com Man, I just don’t care™

      @OB
      “whatever!! Most of ya’ll can’t!”
      _______________

      Babe… it is the norm.
      :coffee:

    • http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=qkt7Dx_uK5Y MzDimplez1123

      What Goat said :coffee:

      Cause my sd card :smack:

    • luVn_liFe…

      but the islands are overrun by good clean white folk (like McAfee)
      ~ ~ ~
      :blink:
      shytee then u better NOT Go there,You see McaFee hid in dirt,under ground holes,and entered Guatemala illegally getting the hell away from ol Fantastic Belize

    • GAGIRL87

      @ Who Dat you should see the ep with the snakes they were in the kitchen, bedroom, bathroom EVERY WHERE :cry:

    • OutsidetheBox

      :hahaha: RIF and Gelly :fistbump: My sisters in scary. :lol:

    • GellySammich

      :no: that’s what home school is for

    • http://www.wgci.com/cc-common/news/sections/newsarticle.html?feed=421790&article=10681258 Bedazzled His Razzle

      @Sandra I just got blocked for like 2 secs!!! gurrrrrrrrrrrrl!

      @Bird McAfee is on the run now from what I hear.. I guess his neighbor was killed and they wanted to interview him and he refused. Supposedly he’s fleeing back to America because he believes the police are trying to kill him or someone has a hit out on him…this is all hear say though :tea:

    • luVn_liFe…

      mMcAfee said they wernt bout to Behead him :nono:

    • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5gT5U4JOjK8 JMO

      I have a cousin that now lives in Australia. He told me he got his azz whooped by a male Kangaroo when he was pretty wasted one night. He said he went up to it like, “Heeeeey! It’s a kangaroo!!” and it jumped back and kicked him to the ground. I told him tough tittie. :tea:

      :rofl:

    • OutsidetheBox

      Re: wheat grass… I got a big ass jar of this in powder. :huh:

    • luVn_liFe…

      @Razzle
      Nawh Mcafee is right back here in So.Bch His words:i like it here,i think this is where i’ll stay for now.

    • OutsidetheBox

      I check phones if you start acting suspicious and giving me a reason too
      _____________________

      My bottom line. Yeah its kinda chitty and undoubtly stems from my own issues but if you love me you will deal. :eek:

    • luVn_liFe…

      I’m dead serious. If I was cheating, it wouldn’t be with a phone I use as my main phone or one that my s/o see’s me with. That phone would never make it in the house.
      ~ ~ ~
      See thats what a mofawker Besta be doing,Crossing all T’s and dotting all I’s ifin ya wanna play :tea:

    • http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=qkt7Dx_uK5Y MzDimplez1123

      :rofl: @ Getting your ass beat by a kangaroo.

    • prynsexxx

      GellySammich says:

      Throat Coat
      handful wheat grass wrapped in kale
      1 unpeeled lemon
      3 pineapple spears
      __________________________

      <——– loves Thoak Coat…..now what is the rest of the recipe for? :think: :waiting:

    • OutsidetheBox

      Cause my sd card

      __________________

      Understandable. I have a pattern lock cause of my card :eek: but if your partna has this and wont share come on now.

    • luVn_liFe…

      but if you love me you will deal :tea:
      Hrmmm they Gone learn tuhday…

    • http://www.wgci.com/cc-common/news/sections/newsarticle.html?feed=421790&article=10681258 Bedazzled His Razzle

      ysoserious says:

      @RAZZLE

      Kangaroos have this sweet rep but they can eviscerate you with one well placed kick.

      Australia has spiders that snatch birds from the mothafcking sky! Leave me Hugh Jackman and Chris Hemsworth and keep the rest of that sht.

      —————
      He told me his room mates said he was lucky to be alive because if it had of been a female Kanga, it would have been a done deal. I said next time dont go fuggin with foreign animals and chit. Stay yo azz in the bar. :tea:

    • GellySammich

      spranka it in ya juice I guess OTBey

    • http://twitter.com/#!/Birdshu Bird

      They ain’t thinkin about McAfee azz. They didn’t even have a warrant out for him. Just wanted for questioning. He chillin in Miami right now. When we were there the general consensus what his wealth afforded him the right to kill without repercussions. I’m just wondering what he’s going to do with his house over there. I need to hunt him down and have a chat. He was living large over there.

    • GAGIRL87

      My bottom line. Yeah its kinda chitty and undoubtly stems from my own issues but if you love me you will deal.
      ______________________________________________________________________

      Me too OTB and I don’t care not one bit either :coffee:

    • OutsidetheBox

      If I was cheating, it wouldn’t be with a phone I use as my main phone or one that my s/o see’s me with.
      ________________

      You are smarter than Rainey. :tea:

    • luVn_liFe…

      AND THE STEELERS HAVE WAIVED RAINEY! :no:

    • GellySammich

      :hahaha: that prynn I tell ya

    • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5gT5U4JOjK8 JMO

      @Man, do you get rejected alot because of your height?

    • OutsidetheBox

      Getting your ass beat by a kangaroo.

      ___________________
      Chit is real thats why Kangaroo’s always depicted with boxing gloves :rofl:

    • ReadingIsFundamental

      my daughters teacher sent home one too many emails this year talking about a child having head lice… then it was two or three kids with it.

      We took an early holiday vacation. I pulled her out a week early and we hopped a flight to Texas. I told her keep them girls out of your hair and you stay out of theirs! They love touching her hair because they are all white and they like the texture of her hair. FREAKS me the F*CK out! I told her, they have hair issues. We gonna head out early and let them deal with that. Her teacher said she didn’t approve of me having her miss a week of school prior to holiday. I told her to email the other parents and tell them you don’t approve of them sending their kids to school with bugs in their heads!

    • Diva

      MzDimplez1123 says:

      @ Getting your ass beat by a kangaroo.

      ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
      Kangaroo Jack like a mutha

    • OutsidetheBox

      AND THE STEELERS HAVE WAIVED RAINEY!
      ________________

      Nooo!!! Fukkin dumb n!gger! :cuss:

    • luVn_liFe…

      @Bird . .
      That Mofo was On some Bath salts :hahaha: His a.s.s. Just :steer: :eek:

    • GAGIRL87

      I’m dead serious. If I was cheating, it wouldn’t be with a phone I use as my main phone or one that my s/o see’s me with. That phone would never make it in the house.
      ______________________________________________________________________

      If a woman wanna find something out you can dot every i and cross every t but she STILL gone found out :coffee:

    • http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=qkt7Dx_uK5Y MzDimplez1123

      @ Shaun..Its just the visual I had in my head. :rofl:

    • prynsexxx

      I check phones if you start acting suspicious and giving me a reason too
      _____________________

      And low and behold thats when they get found out. Ask me how I know. Nig did ONE different move while we were :hump: and after it was done, I went straight for that phn and BAM!

      homie —-> :koolaid: <——- me at the spa Mothers Day weekend after it all went down
      :facepalm: <——- me at the movies WASTED watching Avengers

    • luVn_liFe…

      OTB
      Mhhh Hmm.. Mofos need to just see,date,holler at folks,ifin You really aint ready to settle then.Let it be known and KeeP it Moving or you’ll be :haha: at!
      for shame

    • http://www.wgci.com/cc-common/news/sections/newsarticle.html?feed=421790&article=10681258 Bedazzled His Razzle

      OutsidetheBox says:

      Getting your ass beat by a kangaroo.

      ___________________
      Chit is real thats why Kangaroo’s always depicted with boxing gloves
      ——–
      :rofl:

      what was the name of that whack azz movie with that anthony dude in it? I guess the Kanga got knocked out and was hypnotized or something woke up thought he was a human a was whoopin azz? :lol:

    • prynsexxx

      OutsidetheBox says:

      AND THE STEELERS HAVE WAIVED RAINEY!
      ________________
      Nooo!!! Fukkin dumb n!gger!
      _________________

      He gave them bronchitis.

    • Who Dat

      Me and @Pryn was tambout wheatgrass this morning.

      The ish tastes and smells like a fresh cut gatdayum spring LAWN.. :wail:

    • BoogieNites

      :hahaha:

    • GAGIRL87

      @ prynsexxx :no: :lol:

    • goat76

      GAGIRL87 says:

      I’m dead serious. If I was cheating, it wouldn’t be with a phone I use as my main phone or one that my s/o see’s me with. That phone would never make it in the house.
      ______________________________________________________________________

      If a woman wanna find something out you can dot every i and cross every t but she STILL gone found out
      ———————
      True, she may find that throw away phone, but she wouldn’t find anything on my everyday phone.

    • Who Dat

      wouldn’t be with a phone I use as my main phone or one that my s/o see’s me with.
      ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
      This?? Is the newest wave in cheating. Men be having extra phones and ish.

      I call them hoe phones.

    • OutsidetheBox

      :hahaha:

    • Just Looking Don’t Ask Me NOTHING

      @Goat – Prepaid, leave in locked office. :tea: <—- Not a cheater but that what I would do.

      That snake got to where he needed to be.

    • GellySammich

      =/ I throw an extra “n” on her name every time

    • luVn_liFe…

      True, she may find that throw away phone, but she wouldn’t find anything on my everyday phone
      ~ ~ ~ ~
      thats alot of Effort fo some ExTra a.s.s

    • GellySammich

      Juicer Ginger Ale
      1″ piece ginger root
      1/2 cantaloupe (rind removed)
      1/2 pint strawberries
      1 orange (peeled)
      1 cup sparking water (not in the juicer of course)

    • http://www.wgci.com/cc-common/news/sections/newsarticle.html?feed=421790&article=10681258 Bedazzled His Razzle

      ReadingIsFundamental says:

      my daughters teacher sent home one too many emails this year talking about a child having head lice… then it was two or three kids with it.

      We took an early holiday vacation. I pulled her out a week early and we hopped a flight to Texas. I told her keep them girls out of your hair and you stay out of theirs! They love touching her hair because they are all white and they like the texture of her hair. FREAKS me the F*CK out! I told her, they have hair issues. We gonna head out early and let them deal with that. Her teacher said she didn’t approve of me having her miss a week of school prior to holiday. I told her to email the other parents and tell them you don’t approve of them sending their kids to school with bugs in their heads!
      ———–
      She didnt approve??? WHO THE FUGG IS THE PARENT??

      My sis-inlaws friend had this issue with her daughter’s teacher. My Sis-inlaw’s friend is black and white and her daughter’s father is black. So basically the little girl is black. The mom got a phone call saying that the teacher removed her daughter from the class because the hair product that she puts in her daughter’s head smell is too strong and it is disruptive to the class room…(aint nothing but white kids in the class) The mom only uses the olive oil hair moisturizer and those of us who uses it all knows how this smells and it’s not that serious to be removing a child out of a class room…the mom was irate! she said when she went to the deans office that they were asking her if she put parfume in the girls head and all kinds of ignant chit.

    • ysoserious

      My FckIt/This/You reflex is too strong. It won’t let me go through phones. It’ll be “Bitch, what is YOU doing?” and drag my ass out by my ear.

    • Just Looking Don’t Ask Me NOTHING

      That shiat ain’t new, my ex husband had a pager under the spare tire in the trunk. (learned from the best)

      I took the car to the shop like there is a rattling/buzzin in the rear of the car. The man looked like he didn’t have enough nerve to give me the pager. LAWD that was a long night.

    • GAGIRL87

      @ GOAT you are such a man lol men are sloppy with their stuff especially when they get comfortable!

    • OutsidetheBox

      she said when she went to the deans office that they were asking her if she put parfume in the girls head and all kinds of ignant chit.
      _____________________________
      :no: And be the main ones having chit all up and thru everywhere. :no:

    • Diva

      Bedazzled His Razzle says:

      OutsidetheBox says:

      Getting your ass beat by a kangaroo.

      ___________________
      Chit is real thats why Kangaroo’s always depicted with boxing gloves
      ——–

      what was the name of that whack azz movie with that anthony dude in it? I guess the Kanga got knocked out and was hypnotized or something woke up thought he was a human a was whoopin azz?

      ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

      Yesssssssssssss that movie!!! My son loves it and laughs hysterically when watching it.

    • OutsidetheBox

      My FckIt/This/You reflex is too strong. It won’t let me go through phones. It’ll be “Bitch, what is YOU doing?” and drag my ass out by my ear.
      _____________________

      Apreciate it SIS. :) I envy that. :(

    • OutsidetheBox

      <–gives wayyy too many chances. Accommodating to a fault.

    • prynsexxx

      luVn_liFe… says:

      True, she may find that throw away phone, but she wouldn’t find anything on my everyday phone
      ~ ~ ~ ~
      thats alot of Effort fo some ExTra a.s.s
      ______________________

      RIIIGGGHHHTTT! The side hoe bout to cost more than the main chick. :facepalm:

    • OutsidetheBox

      That shiat ain’t new, my ex husband had a pager under the spare tire in the trunk. (learned from the best)

      I took the car to the shop like there is a rattling/buzzin in the rear of the car. The man looked like he didn’t have enough nerve to give me the pager. LAWD that was a long night.
      ________________________

      LMaoooooo Lmaooooo See!!!! I know we strong women and all but yall gotta acknowledge that these niggas will play the craziest games! I am lmaoooo.

      Under the spare. Cot damn.

    • GAGIRL87

      True Story my BD (ex) had two phones and the second one feel out his pocket and he didn’t know. So this nigga had a family phone and a hoe phone :no: . The last text message he sent ole girl was telling her it was over and he was choosing his family. Me um no ma’am :nono: TOO LATE all ya chit packed when you got home from work :coffee:

    • ysoserious

      @SIS

      Don’t. It’s really no fun most of the time.

    • Who Dat

      That shiat ain’t new, my ex husband had a pager under the spare tire in the trunk. (learned from the best)

      I took the car to the shop like there is a rattling/buzzin in the rear of the car. The man looked like he didn’t have enough nerve to give me the pager. LAWD that was a long night.

      ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
      Yep. How I found my ex husband hoe line too. Undaneef the backseat. Baby told me her carseat was making a noise :no:

      My BFF found her ex hubby hoe line…that nukka was a DUMMY…had SAME code to the VM as on his REGULAR phone…instead of warning women to stay out of men phones why dont we tell their azzes to stop being SLOPPY as hail.

    • OutsidetheBox

      :eek: :karate: :bloodboil:

    • GellySammich

      Scandal and Big Bang Theory tonight… this is the LIFE!
      :woohoo:

    • goat76

      Just Looking Don’t Ask Me NOTHING says:

      That shiat ain’t new, my ex husband had a pager under the spare tire in the trunk. (learned from the best)

      I took the car to the shop like there is a rattling/buzzin in the rear of the car. The man looked like he didn’t have enough nerve to give me the pager. LAWD that was a long night.
      ——————————————–
      I’m glad someone see what I was trying to get at. Security locks don’t necessarily mean a person is cheating/or hiding something.

      Hell I’m single and got a lock on my phone. I ain’t got nobody to hide stuff from….lol

    • OutsidetheBox

      had SAME code to the VM as on his REGULAR phone…
      ________________________

      :hahaha: My BD done got so good with his chit that nigga code is 15 digits long :eek:

    • OutsidetheBox

      :woohoo: <—esscited too. I need a sKrong drank for tonight. Got some killa trees. *Italian Mobster mouth*

    • luVn_liFe…

      that nigga code is 15 digits long
      ~ ~ ~
      Cot Dayum,Im sure u wer like Awwwh “fcuk it!”

    • GellySammich

      Don’t. It’s really no fun most of the time.
      _________
      I find it’s also less dramatic and it’s hard to hurt feelings that don’t exist. :shrug:

    • Just Looking Don’t Ask Me NOTHING

      @OTB – He pulled that shiat twice, I packed all I could in my car and drove from one end of the country to the other. That was 10 years ago and he still sick, talking about dream deferred.

    • GAGIRL87

      Question:

      Why is the side chick ALWAYS rachett and ghetto and just a hot mess

      and the wife and or GF is always the complete opposite :shrugs:

    • http://www.wgci.com/cc-common/news/sections/newsarticle.html?feed=421790&article=10681258 Bedazzled His Razzle

      OutsidetheBox says:

      she said when she went to the deans office that they were asking her if she put parfume in the girls head and all kinds of ignant chit.
      _____________________________
      And be the main ones having chit all up and thru everywhere.
      ————–
      this made me so mad for her! :lol: I hope if we do have a baby girl that she’ll never have to go through this since she’ll be a military brat :no: and I already know she’ll have pretty hair :nono:

    • prynsexxx

      Question:
      Why is the side chick ALWAYS rachett and ghetto and just a hot mess
      and the wife and or GF is always the complete opposite
      __________________________________

      They need a lady in the streets and a freak in the sheets, I guess. :shrug: LOL

    • Diva

      OutsidetheBox says:

      That shiat ain’t new, my ex husband had a pager under the spare tire in the trunk. (learned from the best)

      I took the car to the shop like there is a rattling/buzzin in the rear of the car. The man looked like he didn’t have enough nerve to give me the pager. LAWD that was a long night.
      ________________________

      LMaoooooo Lmaooooo See!!!! I know we strong women and all but yall gotta acknowledge that these niggas will play the craziest games! I am lmaoooo.

      Under the spare. Cot damn.

      ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
      I know a friend that had a side piece that did just this! spare tire…she’ll never think to look there :shrugs:

    • GellySammich

      and I already know she’ll have pretty hair :nono:
      __________
      *random* anybody see that baby girl and all her hair on Tia & Tamera the other day? :love:

    • Who Dat

      Why is the side chick ALWAYS rachett and ghetto and just a hot mess

      and the wife and or GF is always the complete opposite
      ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
      ASK Antuwan COOK.

      :rofl:

    • prynsexxx

      Question:
      Why is the side chick ALWAYS rachett and ghetto and just a hot mess
      and the wife and or GF is always the complete opposite
      ____________________

      I read on FB the other day:

      Stay away from me if you….

      Have a girlfriend
      Have a hoe that thinks she’s your girlfriend
      An ex that thinks she’s your girlfriend
      A crazy babymama that thinks yall are still together

      …….and to that I say :clap:

    • Just Looking Don’t Ask Me NOTHING

      @GA – That’s why you gotta keep it gully behind closed doors. :cuss: him out every now and then and tell that mofo he ain’t shiat. While you giving his the best head. :yes: It works for me :kona:

    • GellySammich

      :hahaha: you leave my Tasia outta this WhoDat!

    • prynsexxx

      Kdub says:

      ASK Antuwan COOK.
      ____________________

      :ghost: Ain’t that it tho’?

    • Diva

      :whistle:
      Be a cook in the kitchen, a lady in the streets
      You can’t show your teeth to every guy you meet
      It’s alright to be a little sweet
      But be a mama with the kids and you know what in the sheets

    • ysoserious

      If the side piece is always ratchet and ghetto, that makes Rih the third wheel, not Karchuchu.

      Tried to tell y’all.

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      Diva says:

      Be a cook in the kitchen, a lady in the streets
      You can’t show your teeth to every guy you meet
      It’s alright to be a little sweet
      But be a mama with the kids and you know what in the sheets
      ———-
      I just cant get past the Ru Paul man…. :lolol:

    • Diva

      GellySammich says:

      Scandal and Big Bang Theory tonight… this is the LIFE!

      ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
      Both these shows gives me LIFE!!!!!!!!!!!!That Sheldon is a HOOT!

    • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S0kpizSCmzA mzwhang90210

      :newpost:

      Don’t say I aint toldja!

    • Diva

      Bedazzled His Razzle says:

      Diva says:

      Be a cook in the kitchen, a lady in the streets
      You can’t show your teeth to every guy you meet
      It’s alright to be a little sweet
      But be a mama with the kids and you know what in the sheets
      ———-
      I just cant get past the Ru Paul man….
      ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
      But he is a true DIVA!!!! Gotta give him his props….That face be BEAT!

    • http://www.wgci.com/cc-common/news/sections/newsarticle.html?feed=421790&article=10681258 Bedazzled His Razzle

      Y’all remember the show Blossem??

      I didnt know she played in the Big Bang Theory…

    • GAGIRL87

      Just Looking Don’t Ask Me NOTHING says:

      @GA – That’s why you gotta keep it gully behind closed doors. him out every now and then and tell that mofo he ain’t shiat. While you giving his the best head. It works for me
      _____________________________________________________________________

      True but if a man’s not ready to settle down you will never be enough or can do enough :no: