The Onion apologizes for insulting a 9-year-old

Quvenzhane Wallis at Oscars red carpet

Quvenzhané Wallis puppy purse

After enduring intense pressure and scorn for using offensive language toward a 9-year-old, someone over at satirical website The Onion jotted down a quick apology to 9-year-old Oscar nominee Quvenzhané Wallis and posted it to the website’s Facebook page.

The Onion, known for it’s comedy satirical take on the world’s current events, sent out a tweet referring to little Wallis as the C-word during last night’s telecast of the 85th Annual Academy Awards.

The Onion apologizes



 


189 Responses to “The Onion apologizes for insulting a 9-year-old”

  1. 1
    Betamax82 says:

    Take your apology and shove it up your :buttshake: she dont want it

  2. 2
    Smonae says:

    Oh Really :coffee:

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    WUT U TALKIN BOUT?! says:

    And the Oscar for the best fake ass appology goes to…

    I bet they are reading that back to themselves and laughing their asses off cuz they don’t mean it!

    fakeappologiesmakemyasshurt… :rolleyes:

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    Pickachu Tran says:

    fukk that weak azz apology..the damage has been done

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    LadieLeo says:

    Ion even know why folk apologize cause if they ain’t sorry it’s just a waste and if they are sorry ain’t nobody gone believe it :tea:

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    WUT U TALKIN BOUT?! says:

    Dammit my fantasia actin up again I meant apology..
    according to my fantasia dictonary-appology is the study of apes… :coffee:

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    LadieLeo says:

    WUT U TALKIN BOUT?! says:

    Dammit my fantasia actin up again I meant apology..
    according to my fantasia dictonary-appology is the study of apes…
    **********************
    :ghost:

  10. 10

    I see PIka follows Kay on FB :lol:

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    LadieLeo says:

    :offtopic: I tell my coworker that Prince Akeem doesn’t like my dog….she asked me do they have domesticated animals in his home country :smack: I’m from FL what the hell do I know about pets outside of this country, bless her heart though she ain’t mean no harm :tea:

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    Miapluck says:

    They’re full of it…Just goes to show the current mind frame of some individuals nowadays…who in their right mind would even think to use a term like that when referencing a child…SMH…People have become so cruel and say anything outta they’re mouths…Desensitization at it finest..

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    NaijaGal says:

    Janet Damita Joe Jackson is married now…again :heart:

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    OutsidetheBox says:

    Well that was a nice apology, straight forward, to the point, with action. They gonna learn about letting interns and entry-level folks run the public contact accounts.

    SN: I hate her dog bags. :huh: But she is…9. *hair toss*

  15. 15

    :huh:
    …and why did “those responsible” say that a 9 year old is a kunt?

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    NaijaGal says:

    she asked me do they have domesticated animals in his home country
    ======================
    last time I was home in 2002 it seemed everybody took to having dogs as pets…but anywho one day me and my cousin were walking and shooting the chit when the nigga told me nkita (dog in Igbo) was the upper echelon of meats

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    Oldskool71 says:

    @Pickachu
    Exactly!!! I was mortified when I read what was said about a child!!!

    @LadyLeo
    Catch me up; who is Prince Akeem??? :think:

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    WUT U TALKIN BOUT?! says:

    LadieLeo says:

    WUT U TALKIN BOUT?! says:

    Dammit my fantasia actin up again I meant apology..
    according to my fantasia dictonary-appology is the study of apes…
    **********************

    I died when I saw the bottom half of your gravi so we even! :casket: Take me on with yah!

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    Quvenzhané Wallis
    ________________

    :blink:

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    @NAIJA
    “but anywho one day me and my cousin were walking and shooting the chit when the nigga told me nkita (dog in Igbo) was the upper echelon of meats”
    ____________

    :blink:

    Um… what else in that upper echelon?

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    Bird says:

    The apology works for me. I just hope the person that said it get fired.

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    NaijaGal says:

    what else in that upper echelon?
    ==========
    what???

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    OutsidetheBox says:

    and why did “those responsible” say that a 9 year old is a kunt?

    ____________

    :thinking: Its The Onion.. not surprising that they called someone a cunt..the surprise is that its a kid.

    I guess because she is sooo sweet and peachy (reports) they tried to go the satirical route?? :eek: Yeah IDK either.

  24. 24
    Miany says:

    @Diva…

    :shakebutt:
    :boobs:
    :bday:
    My neice has a puppy bag, won’t step out without it…I wonder if they tried to get her to leave the bag home.

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    OutsidetheBox says:

    Quvenzhané Wallis
    ___________________

    :lol: Her mom has a unique name as well: Qulyndreia. She is a teacher. :)

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    Diva says:

    That was uncalled for. Who says that about a child? Stoopid summabish

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    Diva says:

    OTB you gone dance for me guhl?

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    goat76 says:

    She appeared on ‘The Tonight Show with Jay Leno (1992- )’ on June 29, 2012 and told him that the Zhané part of her name means “fairy” in Swahili. Her nickname is Naysie. According to a USA Today interview, her name is pronounced “Qui-ven-ZHEN-ay”.

  29. 29

    It’s Diva’s burfday???

    Ehppy burfday tooooooo youuuuU!!

    :happybirthday:

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    OutsidetheBox says:

    Gangatas dont dance @Div-er..but I can be presuaded..its your burfday??

    :wave: <–the wangster (d!ck cover) the stripper at my BFFs party used..

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    Milky says:

    @goat and @diva can yall jump back in the bed now that im back from lurnch.. :hump: Wait let me dance for you first. :danban: :buttshake:

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    Milky says:

    @otb :kiss:

  33. 33
    Ty says:

    Yeah I bet :rolleyes:

    *sits Goats goods in the Onion’s hand* :cuss:

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    Oldskool71 says:

    OTB says:
    I hate her dog bags. But she is…9.
    ——————————–
    So she has been seen with other dog bags??? :blink: I don’t like it either because that one up top looks a little too… *what’s the word I’m looking for* Reeeal. You think maybe a taxidermy place is pushing dog bags now? :think:

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    Pickachu Tran says:

    i WONDER if Janet Jackson rich azz husband gotta brother :thinking:

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    Diva says:

    *grabs the blog bullhorn* May I have your attention please. My birfday is Wed. but today we starting the e-drinking and the Roses are each dancing for me! I’ll be accepting e-gifts on Wed. thank you very much now OTB you up next to dance for me. Don’t keep me waiting guhl :rofl:

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    LadieLeo says:

    NaijaGal says:

    she asked me do they have domesticated animals in his home country
    ======================
    last time I was home in 2002 it seemed everybody took to having dogs as pets…but anywho one day me and my cousin were walking and shooting the chit when the nigga told me nkita (dog in Igbo) was the upper echelon of meats

    *******************
    Lawd so if this nicca get to lookin at my dog all crazy I’m gonna have to :karate: I don’t play bout my doggie :no:

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    Well I’m saying my wishes now because I’ll be traveling. BUT… My birthday is on this saturday. If’in I’m not smothered this weekend I’ll drop in

    :hump:

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    LadieLeo says:

    WUT U TALKIN BOUT?! says:

    LadieLeo says:

    WUT U TALKIN BOUT?! says:

    Dammit my fantasia actin up again I meant apology..
    according to my fantasia dictonary-appology is the study of apes…
    **********************

    I died when I saw the bottom half of your gravi so we even! Take me on with yah!

    ***************************
    Again yall gone stop bout my Auntie Mark….he I mean she be killin them hoes with her I mean his I mean…whatever dressing!

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    NaijaGal says:

    :rofl: :rofl: let it be know that naijagal does NOT eat dog meat

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    OutsidetheBox says:

    So she has been seen with other dog bags???
    ____________

    :yes: Its like her little signature at this point. Cute. In a kiddie way. I had a mini backpack obsession 5th-7th grade. I turned out alright..still working on Sandra.. :lol:

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    Miany says:

    @DIVA AND BEDAZZLED :bday:
    Cuz yall so lovely we gonna celebrate all week!
    (Today is my nephew’s bday and Tomorrow is my brother’s bday)…Love my Pisces!

  43. 43
    Ty says:

    Diva says:

    *grabs the blog bullhorn* May I have your attention please. My birfday is Wed. but today we starting the e-drinking and the Roses are each dancing for me! I’ll be accepting e-gifts on Wed. thank you very much now OTB you up next to dance for me. Don’t keep me waiting guhl
    _________
    *sits Henny Black on the blog* :party:

    :danban:

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    Kynedy L says:

    That’s the same apology Jet gave Fantasia.

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    Milky says:

    sneaks half the bottle of Henny Black :kona:

    Yeah let’s party all week for my wifey and razzle dazzle! :buttshake:

  46. 46

    @OTB
    “and why did “those responsible” say that a 9 year old is a kunt?

    ____________

    Its The Onion.. not surprising that they called someone a cunt..the surprise is that its a kid.

    I guess because she is sooo sweet and peachy (reports) they tried to go the satirical route?? Yeah IDK either.”
    _____________

    good try…

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    OutsidetheBox says:

    Milky! :kiss:

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    Diva says:

    Bedazzled His Razzle says:

    Well I’m saying my wishes now because I’ll be traveling. BUT… My birthday is on this saturday. If’in I’m not smothered this weekend I’ll drop in

    ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
    :woohoo: cake cake cake

  50. 50

    I’d lay my head down on this desk if my CC wasn’t sitting right behind me. :eek:

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    Oldskool71 says:

    @OTB
    Ahhh okay. I remember the animal back pack thing. I guess her’s is a high-end doggy bag made to look a little more real than those backpacks. A nice leather backpack purses is actually pretty convenient when traveling :yes:

  52. 52
    WUT U TALKIN BOUT?! says:

    *Breaks band off 5 grand stacks*

    Allllright fellas! I need to see some **** shaking in this place!

    Turns on Uncle Lukes “Shake dat asss bish and let me see what you got!”

    Dis is for DIVA!!!

  53. 53

    I think I’m gonna come back to KW 5 lbs heavier…

    :lol:

  54. 54
    Diva says:

    :party:

    :whistle:
    The roof the roof the roof is on fire
    The roof the roof the roof is on fire
    The roof the roof the roof is on fire
    We don’t need no water let the motherfcuker burn
    Burn motherfcuker burn

  55. 55

    52 WUT U TALKIN BOUT?! says:

    *Breaks band off 5 grand stacks*

    Allllright fellas! I need to see some **** shaking in this place!

    Turns on Uncle Lukes “Shake dat asss bish and let me see what you got!”

    Dis is for DIVA!!!
    ————-
    :rofl:

  56. 56
    Diva says:

    WUT U TALKIN BOUT?! says:

    *Breaks band off 5 grand stacks*

    Allllright fellas! I need to see some **** shaking in this place!

    Turns on Uncle Lukes “Shake dat asss bish and let me see what you got!”

    Dis is for DIVA!!!

    ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
    Only the big **** ningas :rofl: #thatsall

  57. 57
    Milky says:

    WUT U TALKIN BOUT?! says:
    *Breaks band off 5 grand stacks*

    Allllright fellas! I need to see some **** shaking in this place!

    Turns on Uncle Lukes “Shake dat asss bish and let me see what you got!”

    Dis is for DIVA!!!
    ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
    puts on strap on so i can make dis money. unless u let me shake my funbags!!! SCRUB DA GROUND!!!

  58. 58

    Diva says:

    :party:

    The roof the roof the roof is on fire
    The roof the roof the roof is on fire
    The roof the roof the roof is on fire
    We don’t need no water let the motherfcuker burn
    Burn motherfcuker burn
    ————
    It’s getting Hot in hurrr so take awf all yo clothes

    I am getting so hot i wanna take my clothes awwwf!!

    :wave:

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    OutsidetheBox says:

    :buttshake: <—- to Freak Ho, freak ho…bounce ya ass and make ya knees touch your elbowssss :buttshake:

    Too $hort circa '99.

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    Diva says:

    Damn ya’ll shole know how to throw an e-party! bounce that azz!!!!

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    WUT U TALKIN BOUT?! says:

    Diva says:

    WUT U TALKIN BOUT?! says:

    *Breaks band off 5 grand stacks*

    Allllright fellas! I need to see some **** shaking in this place!

    Turns on Uncle Lukes “Shake dat asss bish and let me see what you got!”

    Dis is for DIVA!!!

    ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
    Only the big **** ningas #thatsall
    ———————–
    :smack: I shoulda made that stipulation… Man..sat yo azz down somewhere here… dammmm!!!

    Okay fellas who can swang leeeegooo!!!! “We need some **** in our lives **** in our lives! You need some **** and you needs some ****…. AAAYYYEEEE!!! :danban: Werk fellas!

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    LadieLeo says:

    OutsidetheBox says:

    <—- to Freak Ho, freak ho…bounce ya ass and make ya knees touch your elbowssss

    Too $hort circa '99.

    *********************
    Then comes in Mia X…callin us freaks but yall the freaky ones…. :shakebutt:

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    LadieLeo says:

    Diva says:

    Damn ya’ll shole know how to throw an e-party! bounce that azz!!!!

    ********************
    ……and let me see what you got :buttshake:

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    WUT U TALKIN BOUT?! says:

    Milky says:

    WUT U TALKIN BOUT?! says:
    *Breaks band off 5 grand stacks*

    Allllright fellas! I need to see some **** shaking in this place!

    Turns on Uncle Lukes “Shake dat asss bish and let me see what you got!”

    Dis is for DIVA!!!
    ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
    puts on strap on so i can make dis money. unless u let me shake my funbags!!! SCRUB DA GROUND!!!

    —————-
    Throws a few hundridz yo way for showmanship… :rofl:

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    Milky says:

    shake it baby and let me see what u got… :buttshake:

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    Diva says:

    LadieLeo says:

    Diva says:

    Damn ya’ll shole know how to throw an e-party! bounce that azz!!!!

    ********************
    ……and let me see what you got
    ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
    *steps outta panties and bends over in my short letter skirt* :buttshake:

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    Diva says:

    *leather

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    Milky says:

    puts on strap on so i can make dis money. unless u let me shake my funbags!!! SCRUB DA GROUND!!!

    —————-
    Throws a few hundridz yo way for showmanship…
    __________________________________
    now throw a stack for these :boobs:

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    Who Dat says:

    Janet Damita Joe Jackson is married now…again
    ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
    The 4th time? Cause I am convinced she was secretly married to the smidget (small midget)

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    LadieLeo says:

    Diva says:

    *leather

    *********************
    Hell I just figured you was a cheerleader with a letter skirt on :cheer:

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    Milky says:

    *steps outta panties and bends over in my short letter skirt*
    ______________________
    :spank: <—me slappin ur azz!!! Shake it fast watch yo self. Show me whatcha workin wit!!

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    Oldskool71 says:

    Who the DJ up in here??? :listen: I’m on the request line and I wanna hear some oldskool Shabba Ranks so I can see who can REALLY dance in the rose garden!!! Me wanna see whurl a gurl shake de bom bom to reggae mon!

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    LadieLeo says:

    Who Dat says:

    Janet Damita Joe Jackson is married now…again
    ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
    The 4th time? Cause I am convinced she was secretly married to the smidget (small midget)

    **********************
    nah if she was she’d been paying alimony….you know he like to make it rain on skrippers and such :tea:

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    Happy Birthday MsDiva!

    :listen: Blow The Whistle by Too Short

    Beeeootch :whistle:

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    NaijaGal says:

    to Freak Ho, freak ho…bounce ya ass and make ya knees touch your elbowssss
    =======================
    :buttshake: <====the can opener

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    Diva says:

    LadieLeo says:

    Diva says:

    *leather

    *********************
    Hell I just figured you was a cheerleader with a letter skirt on
    ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
    :rofl:

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    LadieLeo says:

    <–Doesn't Talk To Strangers says:

    Happy Birthday MsDiva!

    Blow The Whistle by Too Short

    Beeeootch

    ************************
    He will always be snagglepuss to me….I just can't take him serious

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    NaijaGal says:

    The 4th time? Cause I am convinced she was secretly married to the smidget (small midget)
    ===================
    the nigglet did say him and Damita were together for 9 years :thinking:

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    Who Dat says:

    Who the DJ up in here??? I’m on the request line and I wanna hear some oldskool Shabba Ranks so I can see who can REALLY dance in the rose garden!!! Me wanna see whurl a gurl shake de bom bom to reggae mon!

    ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
    :shakebutt: <<< To "Bedroom Bully" by Shabba.

    That's old skool Shabba for ya AZZ.

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    Nakeya_j says:

    Janet Damita Joe Jackson is married now…again
    —-
    Aww that’s nice…maybe she can have another baby. :tea:

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    Diva says:

    <–Doesn't Talk To Strangers says:

    Happy Birthday MsDiva!

    Blow The Whistle by Too Short

    Beeeootch

    ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
    That's the shiznitz right there!!!! Too Shoat!

  85. 85

    The 4th time? Cause I am convinced she was secretly married to the smidget (small midget)
    ———–
    J D? :lol:

    Common law like a mugg

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    LadieLeo says:

    Oldskool71 says:

    Who the DJ up in here??? I’m on the request line and I wanna hear some oldskool Shabba Ranks so I can see who can REALLY dance in the rose garden!!! Me wanna see whurl a gurl shake de bom bom to reggae mon!

    ************************
    Nah some Buja Banton……You know the East is best always be depressed there’s no life in the west *slow peppaseed*

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    Nakeya_j says:

    Blow The Whistle by Too Short
    —-
    *dances in chair* I love that little stupid song

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    NaijaGal says:

    Shabba Ranks
    =================
    *cues* Mr Ugly man via In Living Color :rofl:

    :whistle:
    mr ugly man SHABA
    my ugly man SHABA
    they call me mr ugly man
    they call me mr ugly

  89. 89

    @WUT
    “Only the big **** ningas #thatsall
    ———————–
    I shoulda made that stipulation… Man..sat yo azz down somewhere here… dammmm!!!

    ____________

    :danban1: right in yo face!

    You get close enough my chit go from average to humongous! :yes:

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    LadieLeo says:

    Nakeya_j says:

    Janet Damita Joe Jackson is married now…again
    —-
    Aww that’s nice…maybe she can have another baby.

    *********************
    Child Boo she a grandma by now I mean Rebie a grandma by now :tea:

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    Bird says:

    So Janet Jackson got married behind the media’s back AGAIN. Congrats to her and Wissam.

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    WUT U TALKIN BOUT?! says:

    *Brings out pole I use for “excesize”*

    All right ladies the fellas don’t want this money!!! Ladies show them how to get this cash!

    Snaps bands on 3 moe stacks… Throw on Wobble song

    Best buttnaked Wobble dancer gets a half stack!

  93. 93

    NaijaGal says:

    Shabba Ranks
    =================
    *cues* Mr Ugly man via In Living Color

    mr ugly man SHABA
    my ugly man SHABA
    they call me mr ugly man
    they call me mr ugly
    ——–
    :rofl:

    all that slob and spit

    :rofl:

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    Nakeya_j says:

    Child Boo she a grandma by now I mean Rebie a grandma by now
    —-
    She could still have another one. Her new baby and the grandbaby could play together, and she can continue to play like she has chick nor child.

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    MsDiva and Nakeya,
    <–loudest bish on the dance floor when 'my part' comes on :ashamed:

    :rofl:

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    WUT U TALKIN BOUT?! says:

    Man, I just don’t care™ says:

    @WUT
    “Only the big **** ningas #thatsall
    ———————–
    I shoulda made that stipulation… Man..sat yo azz down somewhere here… dammmm!!!

    ____________

    right in yo face!

    You get close enough my chit go from average to humongous!
    ————————
    :lol: I knew that would make you dance! :wink: throws a couple bill atcha!

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    LadieLeo says:

    WUT U TALKIN BOUT?! says:

    *Brings out pole I use for “excesize”*

    All right ladies the fellas don’t want this money!!! Ladies show them how to get this cash!

    Snaps bands on 3 moe stacks… Throw on Wobble song

    Best buttnaked Wobble dancer gets a half stack!
    *********************************
    First time I went to the black skrip club they were playing 24 by TI…I went to my grandma house and told her I was gonna be a dancer #judgeme #ioncare

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    Nakeya_j says:

    MsDiva and Nakeya,
    <–loudest bish on the dance floor when 'my part' comes on
    —-
    :hahaha: Chile YES!!! And don't let em have a few drinks. I'll act like that song is thee ONLY song in LIFE!! hahahahah

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    WUT
    *shimies all around the blog in rose-colored sequins pasties and a clear nude thong*

    :shakebutt:

    :rofl:

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    Diva says:

    <———- :danban1: me wobbling

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    **cues that “Hot Girl” **

    I like’em hot
    the onez that dont tell me to stop
    eat **** swallow the cum
    and they know how to pop
    i need a project bitch, a hoodrat bitch
    one that dont give a **** and say she took that bitch

    She a doggy wit it
    she gon wobbledee
    then she know im da want it wit it
    open her legs and squeeze a nigga
    like she want me in it
    now turn around and back it up
    then throw it at a nigga
    tell her i say “ohh thats enuff”

  102. 102

    WUT U TALKIN BOUT?! says:

    *Brings out pole I use for “excesize”*

    All right ladies the fellas don’t want this money!!! Ladies show them how to get this cash!

    Snaps bands on 3 moe stacks… Throw on Wobble song

    Best buttnaked Wobble dancer gets a half stack!
    ———–
    *Puts on sessy suit climbs to the top and air walks down the pole*

    #Muscleandbalance (I wish :lol: )

  103. 103
    LadieLeo says:

    Diva says:

    <———- me wobbling

    ***********************
    Now is we doin the old wobble or the line dance wobble?

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    Leo :rofl:
    ===========
    :hahaha: Chile YES!!! And don’t let em have a few drinks. I’ll act like that song is thee ONLY song in LIFE!! hahahahah

    Nakeya, my Bay area friends be ‘too quiet’ for my liking when that song comes on yo! :rofl:

    <–serious 'gettin it' face LMAO!

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    Oldskool71 says:

    @WhoDat
    Man you aint neva lied! My joint was Trailor Load a Girls! When I was in college I had his tape in my Sony walkman and you aint neeeever see me without my earphones walking round campus. I’d have to rewind that joint over and over to learn the lyrics…it wasn’t until years later when the internet was invented that I could see what the F*** he was saying cause I’d lost the little tape cover that came in the case with the lyrics… :rofl: until then I was singing his songs all hard and WRONG!!! Still a little iffy on some of ‘em

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    WUT U TALKIN BOUT?! says:

    Oldskool71 says:

    Who the DJ up in here??? I’m on the request line and I wanna hear some oldskool Shabba Ranks so I can see who can REALLY dance in the rose garden!!! Me wanna see whurl a gurl shake de bom bom to reggae mon!
    ———————–
    ting-a-ling a ling, dancehall it swing, DJ head stuck up when hear boom riddim.
    ting-a-ling a ling, schoolbell a ring, knife and fork ah fight fi dumplin.
    Booyaka! Booyaka! call for Shabba Rankin…. AAAAAYYYYYEEEE get loowww!!!

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    Who Dat says:

    Damita Jo always getting married in private too. This heffa been married a year this time. Last time she was getting a divorce before folks found out and she sneaked her lil fass hoe azz off and married the Debarge boy in private too.

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    NaijaGal says:

    MAN – those white folks you work with don’t know the nigguh side of you huh :lol:

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    GellySammich says:

    Man, I just don’t care™ says:

    **cues that “Hot Girl” **

    I like’em hot
    the onez that dont tell me to stop
    eat **** swallow the cum
    and they know how to pop
    i need a project bitch, a hoodrat bitch
    one that dont give a **** and say she took that bitch

    She a doggy wit it
    she gon wobbledee
    then she know im da want it wit it
    open her legs and squeeze a nigga
    like she want me in it
    now turn around and back it up
    then throw it at a nigga
    tell her i say “ohh thats enuff”
    ____________________
    *catchin the wall real quick before I go home* :peace:

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    LadieLeo says:

    WUT U TALKIN BOUT?! says:

    Oldskool71 says:

    Who the DJ up in here??? I’m on the request line and I wanna hear some oldskool Shabba Ranks so I can see who can REALLY dance in the rose garden!!! Me wanna see whurl a gurl shake de bom bom to reggae mon!
    ———————–
    ting-a-ling a ling, dancehall it swing, DJ head stuck up when hear boom riddim.
    ting-a-ling a ling, schoolbell a ring, knife and fork ah fight fi dumplin.
    Booyaka! Booyaka! call for Shabba Rankin…. AAAAAYYYYYEEEE get loowww!!!

    *******************************

    Now yall beatin on the folk walls and somebody done pullled out a gun….. :ghost:

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    OutsidetheBox says:

    All you niggas tombout bounce that ass but aint no freak show we want your
    mothafukkin cashhhhhh..so fukk ya weed..don’t want no drank..thank that you can fukk me?? You ain’t got enough to even touch me…

    :buttshake: Imma have to dust off that old No Limit. :eek:

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    @NAIJA
    “MAN – those white folks you work with don’t know the nigguh side of you huh ”
    ____________

    These honkies think I’m a republican! :rofl:

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    Nakeya_j says:

    Nakeya, my Bay area friends be ‘too quiet’ for my liking when that song comes on yo!

    <–serious 'gettin it' face LMAO!
    ——
    :buttshake:

    "Bun-B, that's Texas, baby
    Ball and G, that's Memphis, baby
    $hort Dog, that's Oakland, baby
    Ain't nothin' but pimpin' these days, G"
    <—Jammin

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    Who Dat says:

    Aww that’s nice…maybe she can have another baby.
    ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
    Damita Jo is the same age as my sister. 47. But hey. Gone head.

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    @OTB
    “Imma have to dust off that old No Limit.”
    ____________

    :rofl: That old skool No Limit still go hard!

    Yall heard Master P new mixtape????

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    Miany says:

    Imma go on and twerk to alla day :shakebutt: except Shabba….dont fuxxs with him since he took his hideous big toe look alike behind to Haiti back in the day and said some donkey brained issh like…”those were the ugliest people I have ever seen”…..nope, dont fuxxs wid him at ALL…

  118. 118

    Who Dat says:

    Aww that’s nice…maybe she can have another baby.
    ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
    Damita Jo is the same age as my sister. 47. But hey. Gone head.
    ———-
    Sarah had a baby in her 90′s :tea:

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    WUT U TALKIN BOUT?! says:

    5 large for you Diva :spank: <—-me splashing it on your azz
    5 large for sparklysequine panties :boobs: <—— sprinkles it on these
    6 large for BEDAZZLE…cuz damn!!!! :buttshake: <—-rains on it

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    Nakeya_j says:

    Gelly is Jammin!!
    *starts to sing Project Chick* from Cash Money
    “Give me a project chick, Give me a hoodrat chick.
    One that don’t give a fugg, and say she took that dyck”
    YYAAASSSSS!!! lol

  121. 121
    Who Dat says:

    My joint was Trailor Load a Girls
    ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
    I liked that one too.

    :danban:

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    LadieLeo says:

    Man, I just don’t care™ says:

    @OTB
    “Imma have to dust off that old No Limit.”
    ____________

    That old skool No Limit still go hard!

    Yall heard Master P new mixtape????

    *************************
    P Miller got something out :huh: I mean I was down wit No Limit, I mean I had Skully Duggery Fiend all that ish…hell I thought I was a thug back in 97, 98…..

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    INTENSEMOCHA THE ANTAGONIST says:

    EVEN IF IT’S NOT A SINCERE APOLOGY IT CERTAINLY SENDS A MESSAGE THAT THE TWEET WAS INAPPROPRIATE

    THE INSULT WAS IN WRITING, AND RIGHTFULLY SO THE APOLOGY SHOULD ALSO BE-WHEN IT’S SEARCHED BOTH WILL APPEAR :coffee: DO BETTER FOLKS SERIOUSLY

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    Nakeya_j says:

    Yall heard Master P new mixtape????
    —–
    He still rap?! smh

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    OutsidetheBox says:

    Sammich!!1 :cuss: Why fore you leaving so early? You’ll be back, yes? <—sessy new Middle Eastern accent..

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    Beautifuleve17 says:

    Lol

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    WUT U TALKIN BOUT?! says:

    LadieLeo says:

    Diva says:

    <———- me wobbling

    ***********************
    Now is we doin the old wobble or the line dance wobble?
    ——————-
    impress us with a combo of both :rofl:

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    pointhimout says:

    my mouth dropped when I read that tweet. how do you refer to a kid as a cunt? whatever happened to lil cute names like lil heffa or lil bad ass, etc.,?

    I guess. She’s starring in the Annie remake so life goes on.

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    Oldskool71 says:

    Wut says:
    ting-a-ling a ling, dancehall it swing, DJ head stuck up when hear boom riddim.
    ting-a-ling a ling, schoolbell a ring, knife and fork ah fight fi dumplin.
    Booyaka! Booyaka! call for Shabba Rankin…. AAAAAYYYYYEEEE get loowww!!!
    —————————————————–

    Yessssss!!! I’ll admit I can’t dance worf a damn but I loooove watching folks dance to reggae!!! I stand there mezmarized at the hips and a legs winding and moving…it’s an art form! :grill:
    *staring off daydreaming bout Jamaica last summer with the locals doing their thing with my tongue hanging out* le sighhhh

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    Diva says:

    LadieLeo says:

    Diva says:

    <———- me wobbling

    ***********************
    Now is we doin the old wobble or the line dance wobble?

    ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
    Guhl you kwow my drunk azz was doing the line dance wobble? *climbs back on the table though and drags DTTS wif me*

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    :danban:

    I cant even focus on studying right now…. too anxious for a number of things and reasons.

    more like jittery… no caffine…. but more like I wish this day would hurry the fuq up so I can :peace: out!!!

    :boobs:

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    NaijaGal says:

    Sarah had a baby in her 90?s
    =======================
    lies :lol: Sarah stole somebody’s baby and Abraham’s simple self believed her :tea:

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    OutsidetheBox says:

    These honkies think I’m a republican!
    _______________

    :thumbsup: Thats the way to be! They’ll find you a wife! Talking to my new-er coworker about Bible Camps.. chit-chat went real good. Like he likessss me.

    Old hating coworker that know me too well says “you left out the part that you use the bible camp to take your own vacay away from your kids.. :huh: ” #hater :hahaha:

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    Diva says:

    @Intense let me see you twerk for me for my birfday please and thank you! :rofl:

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    OutsidetheBox says:

    Yall heard Master P new mixtape????
    ______________

    Wait..what?? Is this exclusive to Louisiana :rofl:

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    NaijaGal says:

    Damita Jo is the same age as my sister. 47. But hey. Gone head.
    ===============================
    how’d he get her through his family…they gone want heirs and in the natural way…this marriage will be interesting

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    She’s starring in the Annie remake so life goes on.
    ——–
    Black Anne going mainstream?? :think:

    Sounds like I’d spend my money and not watch it online for free.

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    Who Dat says:

    That old skool No Limit still go hard!
    ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
    “This is ya muthafawking colonel speaking…” :yes:
    Cause I’m so fawkin T-R-U…representing I thoughtchu knew…
    We No Limit soliders…thought I toldcha… :yes:

    I listen to that ish…least 3 x’s a week. Why is you PLAYIN…that and Three Six Mafia “Who Run It” and UGK “Look At Me”

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    WUT U TALKIN BOUT?! says:

    Miany says:

    Imma go on and twerk to alla day except Shabba….dont fuxxs with him since he took his hideous big toe look alike behind to Haiti back in the day and said some donkey brained issh like…”those were the ugliest people I have ever seen”…..nope, dont fuxxs wid him at ALL…
    ———————-
    :kiss: Sorry babe… Im just the DJ and somebody requested it… :rofl:

    OOOHHHH SHHHHYYYYDDD NAH! HERE WE GO
    “COTTON CANDY SWEET AS GOLD LET ME SEE YA TOOTSIE ROLL!!”

    3 STACK TO THE FIRST FELLA TO DROP THE PANTS, TOOSTIE ROLL AND LET IT SWANG WITH IT!!! aaaaayyyyeeeee!!!

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    Diva says:

    NaijaGal says:

    Sarah had a baby in her 90?s
    =======================
    lies Sarah stole somebody’s baby and Abraham’s simple self believed her

    ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
    :rofl: not at the party ya’ll we dancing naked, twerking and touching and ya’ll bringing up Sarah & Abraham :smack:

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    OutsidetheBox says:

    Sarah stole somebody’s baby and Abraham’s simple self believed her
    ______________
    :hahaha: Abraham the FIRST duck ass nigga? :rofl:

  144. 144

    NaijaGal says:

    Sarah had a baby in her 90?s
    =======================
    lies Sarah stole somebody’s baby and Abraham’s simple self believed her
    ————-
    :rofl: ;)

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    Oldskool71 says:

    @Miany
    *big scratch sound from taking the needle off the record and hush falls over the room* Did you say Shabba called somebody ugly??? :crying:

    @WhoDat
    What ever happened to Patra?

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    goat76 says:

    Diva says:

    LadieLeo says:

    Diva says:

    Damn ya’ll shole know how to throw an e-party! bounce that azz!!!!

    ********************
    ……and let me see what you got
    ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
    *steps outta panties and bends over in my short letter skirt*
    ———————-
    I love this visual. Especially when the legs are kept together and da kitty peeping thru.

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    @OTB
    “Yall heard Master P new mixtape????
    ______________

    Wait..what?? Is this exclusive to Louisiana ”
    __________

    :no:

    It ain’t half bad tho! Like a more educated Trinidad James. Wait, that ain’t sayin much. But you knwo what I mean. :lol:

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    Diva says:

    WUT U TALKIN BOUT?! says:

    Miany says:

    Imma go on and twerk to alla day except Shabba….dont fuxxs with him since he took his hideous big toe look alike behind to Haiti back in the day and said some donkey brained issh like…”those were the ugliest people I have ever seen”…..nope, dont fuxxs wid him at ALL…
    ———————-
    Sorry babe… Im just the DJ and somebody requested it…

    OOOHHHH SHHHHYYYYDDD NAH! HERE WE GO
    “COTTON CANDY SWEET AS GOLD LET ME SEE YA TOOTSIE ROLL!!”

    3 STACK TO THE FIRST FELLA TO DROP THE PANTS, TOOSTIE ROLL AND LET IT SWANG WITH IT!!! aaaaayyyyeeeee!!!

    ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
    :danba1n: <————me doing the butterfly and shyt…ya'll don't laugh..ya'll know a bish oldschool

  149. 149

    So Kelly Clarkson’s song Catch My Breath is to Clive Davis?

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    Diva says:

    <——–bish typing like she drunk in REAL Time! :rofl:

  151. 151
    Diva says:

    goat76 says:

    Diva says:

    LadieLeo says:

    Diva says:

    Damn ya’ll shole know how to throw an e-party! bounce that azz!!!!

    ********************
    ……and let me see what you got
    ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
    *steps outta panties and bends over in my short letter skirt*
    ———————-
    I love this visual. Especially when the legs are kept together and da kitty peeping thru.

    ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
    *backs up on Goats lap with skirt lifted*

  152. 152

    Diva says:

    <——–bish typing like she drunk in REAL Time!
    ————-
    :lol:

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    Milky says:

    face down azz up that’s the way we like to fukc…. :buttshake:

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    Who Dat says:

    Sarah azz was a baby snatcher indeed. Abe was an old simple Simon azz Biblical dude. Aint ask for no blood test or nothing. Just was like EYE’S da pappy…knowing good and well she wont birthing nothing out of her old dried up womb. But he had been hittin obviously so shyt he just rolled wit it.

    Its his azz prolly why to this day in some states if you and the woman married the baby get YOUR last name whether yall together or not. Blame Abraham.

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    WUT U TALKIN BOUT?! says:

    *bullhorn*

    ATTENTION! GOAT IS IN THE BUILDING!
    :listen:

    CHANGES TO “SHOTS SHOTS SHOTS SHOTS SHOTS!!!”

    Come on GOAT shake it for the Birthday party!!!

  156. 156

    So Kelly Clarkson’s song Catch My Breath is to Clive Davis?

    ____________________________

    Clive musta was throwin that azz at her ol man or sumpin.
    :facepalm:

  157. 157
    Ididntreallymeanit says:

    At least they apologized still trying to figure out why they thought it would be funny to call a child a cunt

  158. 158

    WUT U TALKIN BOUT?! says:

    And the Oscar for the best fake ass appology goes to…

    I bet they are reading that back to themselves and laughing their asses off cuz they don’t mean it!

    fakeappologiesmakemyasshurt…

    ^^^THIS :tea:

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    Diva says:

    WUT U TALKIN BOUT?! says:

    *bullhorn*

    ATTENTION! GOAT IS IN THE BUILDING!

    CHANGES TO “SHOTS SHOTS SHOTS SHOTS SHOTS!!!”

    Come on GOAT shake it for the Birthday party!!!
    ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

    ****matize us Deez Nuts!!!!!!! :rofl:

  160. 160
    WUT U TALKIN BOUT?! says:

    Diva says:

    <——–bish typing like she drunk in REAL Time!
    —————–
    :rofl: tis allllright Its yo party and you can font how you want to!

    :wave: <—-pulls off Diva lil skirt to give Goat a betta view

  161. 161
    Who Dat says:

    What ever happened to Patra?
    ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
    That bish was so fuggin fine. :wail:

    I seen her at a concert here in Greensboro in them lil azz shorts. :shakebutt:

    She mighta been my first lady crush after Lyte…let me go find her…

    :pc:

  162. 162
    NaijaGal says:

    So Kelly Clarkson’s song Catch My Breath is to Clive Davis
    ===================
    ion think I know that song but Kelly needs to get over herself…that man is a marketing genius and knew what would sell her…he made her millions…she need to be kissing that pinky ring and stop whining…she done got her a man now she’s smelling herself

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    MissHarlem says:

    And to think I actually like the word cunt :coffee:

  164. 164
    NaijaGal says:

    What ever happened to Patra?
    ==============
    essence dot com featured her sometime last year…she still looks like same, braids, body and all

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    goat76 says:

    @WUT

    People don’t dance no mo’
    All they do is diss/this

    People don’t dance no mo’
    All they do is diss/this

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    ok so da yt folks finna tek meh outta town. yaw pray fa meh mk? :bye: :steer:

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    WUT U TALKIN BOUT?! says:

    goat76 says:

    Diva says:

    LadieLeo says:

    Diva says:

    Damn ya’ll shole know how to throw an e-party! bounce that azz!!!!

    ********************
    ……and let me see what you got
    ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
    *steps outta panties and bends over in my short letter skirt*
    ———————-
    I love this visual. Especially when the legs are kept together and da kitty peeping thru.

    —————
    Looks like a pretty smile when we do that doesn’t it.

  168. 168
    MissHarlem says:

    Kelly might be the only brave one to stand up to Clive shady, sneaky, conniving, wack, old bitty ass

  169. 169
    goat76 says:

    NaijaGal says:

    What ever happened to Patra?
    ==============
    essence dot com featured her sometime last year…she still looks like same, braids, body and all
    —————-
    I saw that, made me want to do the butterfly(the dance)

  170. 170
    WUT U TALKIN BOUT?! says:

    goat76 says:

    @WUT

    People don’t dance no mo’
    All they do is diss/this

    People don’t dance no mo’
    All they do is diss/this

    ——————
    As long as you doing “this” naked we good! Comes behind you and slips my hands down the front of your pants… mmmmhmmm nice and thick like I thought… :wink:

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    Who Dat says:

    essence dot com featured her sometime last year…she still looks like same, braids, body and all
    ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
    Okay so Dorothy aint lost then. And she still looking good huh? She prolly in her 40′s now. She was that bish… :yes:

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    Oldskool71 says:

    @WhoDat
    Let me know what’s going on with her cause watching her videos back in the day used to give me goosebumps. Remember Rachel from Carribean Rhythms…I used to be pressed for that show just so I could see Patra or I could watch the background dancers for other artists… *woo,fans self*

  173. 173
    Nakeya_j says:

    Yall heard Master P new mixtape????
    ______________

    Wait..what?? Is this exclusive to Louisiana
    —–
    Is Silkk the Shocker on it?

  174. 174
    goat76 says:

    WUT U TALKIN BOUT?! says:

    goat76 says:

    Diva says:

    LadieLeo says:

    Diva says:

    Damn ya’ll shole know how to throw an e-party! bounce that azz!!!!

    ********************
    ……and let me see what you got
    ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
    *steps outta panties and bends over in my short letter skirt*
    ———————-
    I love this visual. Especially when the legs are kept together and da kitty peeping thru.

    —————
    Looks like a pretty smile when we do that doesn’t it.
    —————————–
    A juicy cheeseburger, had to equate it with my favorite food…… but it also looks like a smile

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    OutsidetheBox says:

    she done got her a man now she’s smelling herself
    ____________________

    One of my fav white girls for sure..but yea she needs to let the talent speak for itself. Clive is full of the secrets “they” always allude to about the music industry…she needs to accept that.

    Besides she in love and chit, and her songs have been sucking. :waiting:

  176. 176

    I dont know if it’s for sure, but the lyrics to the song Catch my breath would leave you to believe so. I haven’t heard of her not liking anyone else in her management..

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    goat76 says:

    WUT U TALKIN BOUT?! says:

    goat76 says:

    @WUT

    People don’t dance no mo’
    All they do is diss/this

    People don’t dance no mo’
    All they do is diss/this

    ——————
    As long as you doing “this” naked we good! Comes behind you and slips my hands down the front of your pants… mmmmhmmm nice and thick like I thought… :wink:
    ———————–
    We gonna be wore out by the time Freaky Friday rolls around…lol

  178. 178

    I don’t wanna be left behind
    Distance was a friend of mine
    Catching breath in a web of lies
    I’ve spent most of my life
    Riding waves, playing acrobat
    Shadowboxing the other half
    Learning how to react
    I’ve spent most of my time

    Catching my breath, letting it go, turning my cheek for the sake of this show
    Now that you know, this is my life, I won’t be told what’s supposed to be right

    Catch my breath, no one can hold me back, I ain’t got time for that
    Catch my breath, won’t let them get me down, it’s all so simple now

    Addicted to the love I found
    Heavy heart, now a weightless cloud
    Making time for the ones that count
    I’ll spend the rest of my time
    Laughing hard with the windows down
    Leaving footprints all over town
    Keeping faith, karma comes around
    I will spent the rest of my life

    Catching my breath, letting it go, turning my cheek for the sake of the show
    Now that you know, this is my life, I won’t be told what’s supposed to be right

    Catch my breath, no one can hold me back, I ain’t got time for that
    Catch my breath, won’t let them get me down, it’s all so simple now

    You helped me see
    The beauty in everything

    Catching my breath, letting it go, turning my cheek for the sake of this show
    Now that you know, this is my life, I won’t be told what’s supposed to be right

    Catching my breath, letting it go, turning my cheek for the sake of this show
    Now that you know, this is my life, I won’t be told what’s supposed to be right

    Catch my breath

    Catch my breath, no one can hold me back, I ain’t got time for that
    Catch my breath, won’t let them get me down, it’s all so simple now
    It’s all so simple now

    Catching my breath, letting it go, turning my cheek for the sake of this show
    Now that you know, this is my life, I won’t be told what’s supposed to be right

    Catch my breath, no one can hold me back, I ain’t got time for that
    Catch my breath, won’t let them get me down, it’s all so simple now

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    NaijaGal says:

    Okay so Dorothy aint lost then. And she still looking good huh? She prolly in her 40?s now. She was that bish…
    ========================
    girl…and she had on this raibow brite catsuit that only Patra could ummmm pull off :lol:

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    Milky says:

    Go diva its ur burfday go diva its ur burfday!!! :buttshake:

  181. 181
    NaijaGal says:

    Besides she in love and chit, and her songs have been sucking.
    ===========================
    me thinks she’s gonna try and go country real soon :no: <=== smh

  182. 182

    so I just seen a picture of Jennifer Hudson’s BIG sister before they went to the oscars… Is she pregnant or just…er.. uh.. fluffy??? :eak

  183. 183
    Oldskool71 says:

    NaijaGal says:

    Okay so Dorothy aint lost then. And she still looking good huh? She prolly in her 40?s now. She was that bish…
    ========================
    girl…and she had on this raibow brite catsuit that only Patra could ummmm pull off
    ——————————-
    WOW!!! I bet everythang was smooooove…no rolls, no lil pouches or nothing huh??? :)

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    WUT U TALKIN BOUT?! says:

    goat76 says:

    WUT U TALKIN BOUT?! says:

    goat76 says:

    @WUT

    People don’t dance no mo’
    All they do is diss/this

    People don’t dance no mo’
    All they do is diss/this

    ——————
    As long as you doing “this” naked we good! Comes behind you and slips my hands down the front of your pants… mmmmhmmm nice and thick like I thought…
    ———————–
    We gonna be wore out by the time Freaky Friday rolls around…lol
    ———————-
    This is just the warm up! :rofl: you need some V8 or something to keep up your strength?

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    NaijaGal says:

    WOW!!! I bet everythang was smooooove…no rolls, no lil pouches or nothing huh???
    ==========================
    :yes:

  186. 186
    NaijaGal says:

    :newpost: is up

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    OutsidetheBox says:

    Country? I like country music but the lane she is in is her lane. :(

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    INTENSEMOCHA THE ANTAGONIST says:

    @ diva

    GURL BACK IN THE DAY I WOULD BACK IT UP :kona: AND DROP IT LOW AND WIGGLE BACK UP WITH IT REAL SLOW :shakebutt:

    HAPPY BIRTHDAY DIVA :bday:

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    datsmdubya2u says:

    She do got a smart mouf..but if she was white that would be called “precocious”.

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