Rumor Control: T.I. and Tameka “Tiny” Harris are not expecting

Uh oh… my CC is questioning folks in my favor about my orders

I know I’m on FY14 funds, but man! If I can get orders right away regardless of the shutdown… I’ll buy him a… idk… but it won’t be from Ross or the Dollar Tree. I might shop in Sears for a gift… J/K

Momma Razz talked about his work on them girls on his page so bad

I felt so sorry for them poor girls with the saggy diapers for big booties.

capricorn83 says:

@Razzle… did Dr J also do the work on Shekinah cause…
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Somebody’s playing coy about their shade compliments towards Mrs. Harris.

Milky says:

Embarassing moments.. My 6 year old found one of my toys and brings it to me running sayin “mommy what is this” in front of my mother in law…. Next I was watching haunted house a mn d they show a toy as he walks in he sayd “mommy u have one of those
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I keep mine in the drawer. lil razz knows not to go through mommy’s drawers.

Shuga Honey says:

i dont know the cleaning ppl do in this office at night but my cardigan dont smell like ME!

this is some boolsheet, Geraldo!
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*lays it out flat on the floor* “Come on Consuela, I got something for you to lay on.. ” *puts it back on the back of your chair/wipes wet spot with Fabuloso*

Diva

Someone is getting it in…

Oh yeah did we ever find out if she peed on a bunny and it died?
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“What does that even mean?!”

69 says:

She said he proposed to her @0605am with morning death breath and all!
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I know she was like are you doing in my face with breath smelling like musty ass
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Idk if he did I was just playing because she told us the time he proposed.

I’m not going to lie.. just a few days after I gave him away I missed him. But it was too much at the moment for me b/c he refused to not piss in my house. My stress levels went way down though

He was a cool kid though… but he gave no fcks if he had to go. I kept him on a schedule and he would go then but that lil fck would also hold his in just to go in the house.

I think he was semi retarded. That, and him not being fixed. Poor little thing.

I still miss him, but good riddance and clean smelling house!

Man, I just don’t care™ says:

…And don’t let me get started on when we had our dog not too long ago… he would stick his paws under the door and whine. Scratch at the door and everything too. I opened the door one day and dude just wanted to lay on my feet.

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and this is why i luv dogs, all they want is to be near their master

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I love dogs but I hate when they do that chit! Thanfully, Chows aren’t all that “affectionate” and chit.
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Well my ex-dog liked to be held, liked to lay in your lap, and loved belly rubs. He liked to other male dogs too. Big Black ones.

Man he had his own kennel and he shat and peed in that thing all the time. Then when I upgraded him to his own room he shat and peed NEXT to the newspaper/doggy mats. That’s why I say he’s semi retarded.

Pissed on his own toys and bed too.

Mr. Razz tried it with me before he decided he wanted a border colli. named BMO. He said he wanted to get a German Shepherd. (he used to work with them)

I said negro don’t you remember when we was XX I got bit by one?? You get a GS he will not be allowed in my house! You will be entirely responsible for it and I am NOT walking feeding or washing that thing.

Then he said he wanted the big poodles, but black. And then he reneged on that

I was waiting on him to name a Dalmatian. They are so smaht!