Kim Porter’s Bestie, Eboni Elektra, Confirms Ciara’s Pregnancy

Eboni Elektra and Ciara

Former Three Brown Girls member Eboni Elektra has confirmed what we already know: songbird Ciara is pregnant with rapper Future Hendrix’s seed.

Eboni made the revelation on her popular Ustream.com radio show, Eboni Elektra Live.

“Yeah, Ciara is pregnant by Future,” Eboni said. “That’s an inside scoop. She’s soooo happy! She’s so freaking happy!”

According to Eboni, Future has lusted after Ciara for years.

In addition to being Kim Porter’s longtime bestie, Eboni and music mogul Sean “Puffy” Combs are blood relatives. Her credibility is as solid as her upper class pedigree. Eboni is the ultimate insider.

Y’all better start listening to your auntie when I tell you something.

Spotted on Tattletailzz.com



 



  • http://santanasantana.wix.com/artist San ah make ya dance

    People always talking about other people business. Friends keep their mouth shut

  • Bootcampgirl

    I guess Eboni is FOB

  • The Master Beta :D

    :tea:

  • http://www.gravatar.com/avatar/db78ef2b213fd6958c1aa6773fe9a6dc?s=80 jeniefrumdabloc

    at this point I think people know she is pregnant :tea:

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  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KPgpRw9tiuM bnatural

    :shrug: next….

  • http://www.gravatar.com/avatar/db78ef2b213fd6958c1aa6773fe9a6dc?s=80 jeniefrumdabloc

    she better enjoy this time in the spot light :tea:

  • http://www.gravatar.com/avatar/db78ef2b213fd6958c1aa6773fe9a6dc?s=80 jeniefrumdabloc

    According to Eboni, Future has lusted after Ciara for years
    ___________________

    :hahaha:

  • mstudammuch

    Where’s the proof?.. :rules:

  • Who Dat

    We not talking about this no more Sandra. Nobody cares about Baby Predator. I mean congrats to them and all…we talking about KMichelle’s tragic azz hot pockets (PLURAL) right now. Dont interrupt us no moe. TYIA. From downstairs…

    She shoula asked Mariah about catsuits when your pusscee is the size of switchboard telephone. Cause few years byke I was THEW with Mimi over hern in that red ski suit Then Mariah had GALL to perform Anytime You Need A Friend. Bish you needed one right fore u carried cho ays out on that stage!

  • http://santanasantana.wix.com/artist San ah make ya dance

    Im tired of hearing about her pregnancy too

  • http://santanasantana.wix.com/artist San ah make ya dance

    ON top of that K is a midget, knocked kneed and has the nerve to always wear thigh boots :facepalm:

  • http://www.landofpure.net Fayla&BrendenSittinInATreeW-H-I-P-P-I-N-GWhipfinity :whip:

    Former Three Brown Girls member

    is this organization still around? i loved the name :yes:

  • http://www.gravatar.com/avatar/db78ef2b213fd6958c1aa6773fe9a6dc?s=80 jeniefrumdabloc

    No body gives a shyt bout Cierrror of her fawk ups :shrugs:

  • http://www.landofpure.net Fayla&BrendenSittinInATreeW-H-I-P-P-I-N-GWhipfinity :whip:

    so when is lil Cuture due? :waiting:

  • tallie

    I’ve learned a long time ago that if you don’t want your business in the street, keep it to yourself. Your so-called friends and family are the main ones.

  • http://www.gravatar.com/avatar/db78ef2b213fd6958c1aa6773fe9a6dc?s=80 jeniefrumdabloc

    Kimichelle looked a hot blazin mess :no: shyt was tragic !!!

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A32M0-KYTu0 eveRyone knows thAt Jesus was white. what planet are you from, ZanZanini?

    we talking about KMichelle’s tragic azz hot pockets (PLURAL) right now.
    —————-
    :ghost:

  • Who Dat

    ON top of that K is a midget, knocked kneed and has the nerve to always wear thigh boots
    ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
    She need to gone sign up to collect a check from Uncle Sam for her born issues then. Cause her career dont make it.

  • http://www.gravatar.com/avatar/db78ef2b213fd6958c1aa6773fe9a6dc?s=80 jeniefrumdabloc

    Who Dat says:

    hot pockets (PLURAL) right now
    ________________

    :ghost: to the plural hot pockets :rofl: :hahaha:

  • http://www.gravatar.com/avatar/db78ef2b213fd6958c1aa6773fe9a6dc?s=80 jeniefrumdabloc

    Beef curtains :hahaha: Beef curtains

  • http://www.gravatar.com/avatar/db78ef2b213fd6958c1aa6773fe9a6dc?s=80 jeniefrumdabloc

    They filming fast and furious by my building, I am coming in later cause it may be a damn mess down here with traffic :no:

  • KyCakes

    I’m so afraid to look at the K. Michelle pic :no:

    When you can double dutch with your vag lips, well… :tea:

    *sings*
    Ms. Mary Mack, mack, mack, all dressed in black, black, black…. :nino:

  • Caramel Rain

    Jeniefrumdabloc says:

    No body gives a shyt bout Cierrror of her fawk ups
    *************
    :hahaha:

  • LadieLeo

    jeniefrumdabloc says:

    Kimichelle looked a hot blazin mess shyt was tragic !!!

    ********************
    I saw that mess yesterday I was looking at the screen all :huh: I ain’t know what that mess was. Hell I got 20/15 vision and was still unclear as to what I saw. Her people must hate her to let her clown herself like that.

  • KyCakes

    jeniefrumdabloc says:

    Beef curtains :hahaha: Beef curtains
    ——————————————————————
    Sounds like ol’ K may have beef draperies :tea:

  • sassyshe

    Ciara keeping hush hush because her and predator are in competition with tyga and black China to be the low budget kim and ye

  • KyCakes

    :think: What is this ‘1 Pingbacks’ that I keep seeing at the end of comments?

  • sassyshe

    K Michelle claiming the oversized pockets were photoshopped.

  • http://www.gravatar.com/avatar/db78ef2b213fd6958c1aa6773fe9a6dc?s=80 jeniefrumdabloc

    KyCakes says:

    jeniefrumdabloc says:
    Beef curtains :hahaha: Beef curtains
    ——————————————————————
    Sounds like ol’ K may have beef draperies
    _______________

    :rofl: Hey bew :hug:

  • KyCakes

    sassyshe says:

    Ciara keeping hush hush because her and predator are in competition with tyga and black China to be the low budget kim and ye
    ———————————————————————-
    While kim and ye are the low budget bey and jay…

    That damn circle of life, man :hahaha:

  • LadieLeo

    “Yeah, Ciara is pregnant by Future,” Eboni said. “That’s an inside scoop. She’s soooo happy! She’s so freaking happy!”

    ***********************
    The other baby momma’s was probably happy at first too :tea:

  • Ty

    :rofl: @ snatch the size of a switchboard telephone :crying:

  • Who Dat

    Sounds like ol’ K may have beef draperies

    ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
    KMichelle has beef curtains
    Draperies
    Balloon Valances
    Window Scarves out this bish.

    Just a whole winder treatment.

  • luVn_liFe…

    Her credibility is as solid as her upper class pedigree.
    :hahaha:

  • Bootcampgirl

    That pic of K is :shocked: surely she has at least one mirror in her dressing room..
    _________________
    Dam, what # Fast and Furious is this? Some movies should not have a thousand sequels…

  • http://www.gravatar.com/avatar/db78ef2b213fd6958c1aa6773fe9a6dc?s=80 jeniefrumdabloc

    KyCakes says:

    :think: What is this ’1 Pingbacks’ that I keep seeing at the end of comments
    ___________________

    Sandra said it lets her know who has used her article as a write up or something on their blog :tea:

  • LadieLeo

    KyCakes says:

    What is this ’1 Pingbacks’ that I keep seeing at the end of comments?

    *************************
    I see that too :thinking:

  • http://www.gravatar.com/avatar/db78ef2b213fd6958c1aa6773fe9a6dc?s=80 jeniefrumdabloc

    :crying1: Dubb aint shyt

  • Milky

    We still talkin.about that supersized roast beef sammich between k’s legs? :kona:

  • Ty

    Haven’t heard anything about Three Brown Girls in a while, what are they doing these days :waiting:

  • http://santanasantana.wix.com/artist San ah make ya dance

    :hahaha:

  • KyCakes

    jeniefrumdabloc says:

    KyCakes says:

    jeniefrumdabloc says:
    Beef curtains :hahaha: Beef curtains
    ——————————————————————
    Sounds like ol’ K may have beef draperies
    _______________

    :rofl: Hey bew :hug:
    ———————————————————————
    Like the ones over folk patio and balcony doors…the ones that ALWAYS drag on the floor….

    *deep sigh*

    Who in the HELL would photoshop car wash vag lips on themselves?

    Even more :offtopic: …….

    Who in here has seen ‘Movie 43’?

    That damn movie :no:

  • LadieLeo

    Dam, what # Fast and Furious is this? Some movies should not have a thousand sequels…

    ****************************
    Hell I ain’t know it was more than 2 until the last one came out. Just like them BootyTalk movies it’s like 40 of them joints. I mean really do you need a sequel to Booty Talk?

  • Who Dat

    I lost track of FF series after Tokyo Drift. And folks who was DEAD had a stoyline.

  • Crickett

    I didn’t know Eboni and Sean were blood, thick as thieves but cousins??

  • luVn_liFe…

    Per K.Michelle
    UR some Broke Haters! Get yo Money UP and Not worry bout the Photoshopped lips!

    :tea:

  • A.J.

    Come on Eboni!!

    Yall dumb af for the K. Michelle references and whoever said when is Cuture due :ghost: ..take yo ass to bed please!

  • http://www.gravatar.com/avatar/db78ef2b213fd6958c1aa6773fe9a6dc?s=80 jeniefrumdabloc

    sassyshe says:

    K Michelle claiming the oversized pockets were photoshopped.
    ____________

    Yeah right chile :rolleyes: them damn flapjacks :nono: she needs to
    :stop: was her azz photoshopped too cause that shyt was tragic too……….

  • Ty

    I mean congrats to them and all…we talking about KMichelle’s tragic azz hot pockets (PLURAL) right now.
    __________
    yall making it sound like her snatch has an overbite *grabs phone* where is this phuckery :waiting:

  • KyCakes

    Who Dat says:

    Sounds like ol’ K may have beef draperies

    ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
    KMichelle has beef curtains
    Draperies
    Balloon Valances
    Window Scarves out this bish.

    Just a whole winder treatment.
    ——————————————————————-
    So what you’re saying is, K was using ‘the Home Depot at home’ services? :think:

    Yeah, I can see that… :lol:

  • Who Dat

    @Milky that hoe has a Beef Brisket sandwich. She beyond anything original to the Arby’s menu.

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=inYx0G9syU8 KayCeiSoul

    K Michelle had to be photoshopped.
    There is no way she walked out with that Gramma Dynamite looking cooch in the pic for the world to see like that. :no:

  • Who Dat

    :chase: @Ky

  • KyCakes

    luVn_liFe… says:

    Per K.Michelle
    UR some Broke Haters! Get yo Money UP and Not worry bout the Photoshopped lips!

    :tea:
    ——————————————————————–
    Dear K Michelle;
    I’m no Dub, so my letter won’t be near as notorious, but shouldn’t YOU be getting your money up since you’re obviously trying to multi task your vag lips by using them as sails on a boat? Quit trying to take nigguhs on a VAG-tastic Voyage….

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=inYx0G9syU8 KayCeiSoul

    Milky says:

    We still talkin.about that supersized roast beef sammich between k’s legs?

    ****************************

    :hug: Hey Milky!

    I guess they done took the subject of K’s frontal a$$ to this post. :coffee:

  • http://www.gravatar.com/avatar/db78ef2b213fd6958c1aa6773fe9a6dc?s=80 jeniefrumdabloc

    luVn_liFe… says:

    Per K.Michelle
    UR some Broke Haters! Get yo Money UP and Not worry bout the Photoshopped lips!
    ____________________

    I garantee this bytch will be singing a different tune in 2015 :tea: this muck is smelling herself way too much :nono: bytch don’t have no humility at all…….. Folks will get tired of Kmichelle, cause she will be singing about the same shyt come 2016 :tea: watch what I say….. every body that like her shyt going through some kind of struggle or suntin with they man, that’s why they feeling her shyt….. these same fans, gone move on and K gone come out singing bout that same Memphis shyt ……. miserable ho3 ……. :no:

  • Who Dat

    @Luvin tell Ms. Pate her azz NEED to worry about her own “verrry speshaaaaaa” vag lips. :headphones:

  • KyCakes

    Ty says:

    Haven’t heard anything about Three Brown Girls in a while
    ——————————————————————-
    Because they were probably signed to Bad Boy….and we all know what happens to Bad Boy artists….they get banished to the frozen, Siberian tundra… :tea:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A32M0-KYTu0 eveRyone knows thAt Jesus was white. what planet are you from, ZanZanini?

    Even more :offtopic: …….

    Who in here has seen ‘Movie 43??

    That damn movie :no:
    ————-
    I watched the trailer for it. The only thing that seemed interesting was when Terence howard was telling his BBall team they’ll win because they’re black :lol: everything else…. :no:

  • Ty

    KayCeiSoul says:

    Milky says:

    We still talkin.about that supersized roast beef sammich between k’s legs?

    ****************************

    :hug: Hey Milky!

    I guess they done took the subject of K’s frontal a$$ to this post
    ___________
    Kay they are making it sound like her frontal has an echo. Hell Dubb said its more than one like layers or some shyt :shrug:

    *still waiting on someone to guide me towards the pics* :waiting:

  • http://www.gravatar.com/avatar/db78ef2b213fd6958c1aa6773fe9a6dc?s=80 jeniefrumdabloc

    KyCakes says:

    luVn_liFe… says:
    Per K.Michelle
    UR some Broke Haters! Get yo Money UP and Not worry bout the Photoshopped lips!
    :tea:
    ——————————————————————–
    Dear K Michelle;
    I’m no Dub, so my letter won’t be near as notorious, but shouldn’t YOU be getting your money up since you’re obviously trying to multi task your vag lips by using them as sails on a boat? Quit trying to take nigguhs on a VAG-tastic Voyage….
    _________________

    :rofl:

  • luVn_liFe…

    :lol:
    :crying:

  • Just Looking

    Future has lusted after Ciara for years.
    ________
    Most men have :shrug:

  • Who Dat

    I loved @ Ky’s letter!

  • sassyshe

    Some other blogger said theyd be happy to introduce her to kegel cause her pockets should not be so oversized. I mean it dead look like she cut off some fish lips and stuffed it down her pants

  • http://santanasantana.wix.com/artist San ah make ya dance

    every body that like her shyt going through some kind of struggle or suntin with they man, that’s why they feeling her shyt….. these same fans, gone move on and K gone come out singing bout that same Memphis shyt ……. miserable ho3 ……. :no:
    ————
    :rofl: RIGHT. I cant take much of her music, the runs, the I wrote my own lyrics :no: All I really like is VSOP

  • Just Looking

    Dear K Michelle;
    I’m no Dub, so my letter won’t be near as notorious, but shouldn’t YOU be getting your money up since you’re obviously trying to multi task your vag lips by using them as sails on a boat? Quit trying to take nigguhs on a VAG-tastic Voyage and

    get your tooth fixed so it will not continue to pop out.

  • Matchsticks

    @Ty

    If you search twitter trends for #kmichelle, the pics should pop up…

  • Who Dat

    M T O @Ty. Where u can see them.

  • http://www.gravatar.com/avatar/db78ef2b213fd6958c1aa6773fe9a6dc?s=80 jeniefrumdabloc

    :rofl: chile

  • FuturedocDonte

    :offtopic:

    I got on a shirt that I swear I here stretching every time I take a breath. I might need to fall back on the weight lifting :eek:

  • http://www.caboki.com/index.html Man, I just don’t care™

    luVn_liFe… says:

    Per K.Michelle
    UR some Broke Haters! Get yo Money UP and Not worry bout the Photoshopped lips!
    ____________________

    I garantee this bytch will be singing a different tune in 2015 this muck is smelling herself way too much bytch don’t have no humility at all…….. Folks will get tired of Kmichelle, cause she will be singing about the same shyt come 2016 watch what I say….. every body that like her shyt going through some kind of struggle or suntin with they man, that’s why they feeling her shyt….. these same fans, gone move on and K gone come out singing bout that same Memphis shyt ……. miserable ho3 …….

    ____________________________

    :rofl:

    You ain’t lyin! I can’t STAND that ol lonely azz hoe!

  • http://www.gravatar.com/avatar/db78ef2b213fd6958c1aa6773fe9a6dc?s=80 jeniefrumdabloc

    who tooth popped out :ghost:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A32M0-KYTu0 eveRyone knows thAt Jesus was white. what planet are you from, ZanZanini?

    Just Looking says:

    Future has lusted after Ciara for years.
    ________
    Most men have :shrug:
    ———————–
    Back when that hermie rumor was huffing around fools still didn’t care of the possibility of her having the same as them…they STILL wanted to smash.. My first boyfriend/ex was one of them… :no:

  • KyCakes

    eveRyone knows thAt Jesus was white. what planet are you from, ZanZanini? says:

    Even more :offtopic: …….

    Who in here has seen ‘Movie 43??

    That damn movie :no:
    ————-
    I watched the trailer for it. The only thing that seemed interesting was when Terence howard was telling his BBall team they’ll win because they’re black :lol: everything else…. :no:
    —————————————————————–
    The WHOLE movie, me and the boy were like La La :shock:

  • Ty

    :rofl: Why did it pop out on stage :hahaha:

  • KyCakes

    Who Dat says:

    I loved @ Ky’s letter!
    ———————————————————————
    I racked my brain for a catchy sign off, but I was drawing a blank…

    uh, Stay classy, San Diego? :shrug:

  • Just Looking

    @jeanie – :hug: Read that K Michelle was sanging in Frisco and while doing so, her tooth popped out. :shrug: Don’t know if it were true

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A32M0-KYTu0 eveRyone knows thAt Jesus was white. what planet are you from, ZanZanini?

    I’m about to go eat some pulled pork and baked beans :wail: its soooooooooooooooo bad for youuu That’s why I am crying :wail:

  • http://www.gravatar.com/avatar/db78ef2b213fd6958c1aa6773fe9a6dc?s=80 jeniefrumdabloc

    San ah make ya dance says:

    every body that like her shyt going through some kind of struggle or suntin with they man, that’s why they feeling her shyt….. these same fans, gone move on and K gone come out singing bout that same Memphis shyt ……. miserable ho3 ……. :no:
    ————
    :rofl: RIGHT. I cant take much of her music, the runs, the I wrote my own lyrics :no: All I really like is VSOP
    ________________

    Chile grant you I was a fan , been rocking with since 2009, :tea: back in 2009 I was going through my break up, so I was feeling her shyt :headphones: I ain’t gone lie, got me through some nights….. here it is fixin to be 2014 and she singing bout the same break up :blink: I mean :deadhorse: and you know that heffa blocked me on the twittah for telling her that :rofl:

  • KyCakes

    FuturedocDonte says:

    :offtopic:

    I got on a shirt that I swear I here stretching every time I take a breath. I might need to fall back on the weight lifting :eek:
    ———————————————————————-
    Is that your way of letting us know you’re swole?

    Maybe you just need to stop buying shirts in a 3T… :hahaha:

    #JustJokes
    #YouKnowILoveYou

    :hug:

  • http://www.gravatar.com/avatar/db78ef2b213fd6958c1aa6773fe9a6dc?s=80 jeniefrumdabloc

    Just Looking says:

    @jeanie – :hug: Read that K Michelle was sanging in Frisco and while doing so, her tooth popped out. :shrug: Don’t know if it were true
    ________________

    How in the hell did her tooth pop out :rofl: LMAO :hug:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=inYx0G9syU8 KayCeiSoul

    Ty says:

    Why did it pop out on stage

    *****************************

    You talm’bout K Michelle Moose Knuckle? Because I am pondering the same question. That bish is outta control and ain’t got no home training (the moose knuckle)

    If it WAS in fact photoshopped, she need to find the guilty party and beat their ass with their own keyboard, mouse, and photoshop program.

  • KyCakes

    I’ve been swangin’ on K. Michelle’s puss lips….I didn’t even comment on the actual post…

    I sawwy, Sandra :ashamed:

  • http://www.landofpure.net Fayla&BrendenSittinInATreeW-H-I-P-P-I-N-GWhipfinity :whip:

    when is Cuture due :ghost: ..take yo ass to bed please!

    :crying: i aint sleepy doe! *pouts*

    Cuture (pronounced CYU-CHA)is the PERFECK blend of Ciara & Future

  • Who Dat

    @ Ky..IDK. I just do YSIC cause it FEEL right.

  • http://www.landofpure.net Fayla&BrendenSittinInATreeW-H-I-P-P-I-N-GWhipfinity :whip:

    I’ve been swangin’ on K. Michelle’s puss lips

    like so Ky? :nino:

  • http://www.gravatar.com/avatar/db78ef2b213fd6958c1aa6773fe9a6dc?s=80 jeniefrumdabloc

    KY :rofl:

  • Milky

    :thinking: didnt she say somrthing was wrong with her corned beef sandwich last season on lhh

  • http://www.gravatar.com/avatar/db78ef2b213fd6958c1aa6773fe9a6dc?s=80 jeniefrumdabloc

    Fay gone somewhere :rofl:

  • KyCakes

    Fayla&BrendenSittinInATreeW-H-I-P-P-I-N-GWhipfinity :whip: says:

    I’ve been swangin’ on K. Michelle’s puss lips

    like so Ky? :nino:
    ——————————————————————–
    :shrug: It’s the American way… :rofl:

  • http://www.landofpure.net Fayla&BrendenSittinInATreeW-H-I-P-P-I-N-GWhipfinity :whip:

    i heard she got the exxtra lippage on a donor list for those less fortunate coosie lip deficient womens. such a giver she is :yes: :trophy:

  • http://www.caboki.com/index.html Man, I just don’t care™

    Back when that hermie rumor was huffing around fools still didn’t care of the possibility of her having the same as them…they STILL wanted to smash.. My first boyfriend/ex was one of them…

    ____________________
    Nigga never believed that ol foolish azz rumor. :shrugs:

  • Bootcampgirl

    The WHOLE movie, me and the boy were like La La
    ____________________
    I thought it was funny but, than again, I like those types of movies
    ____________________
    @Future, lay off the roids :tea:

  • http://www.gravatar.com/avatar/db78ef2b213fd6958c1aa6773fe9a6dc?s=80 jeniefrumdabloc

    Milky :waves:

  • http://santanasantana.wix.com/artist San ah make ya dance

    Chile grant you I was a fan , been rocking with since 2009, :tea: back in 2009 I was going through my break up, so I was feeling her shyt :headphones: I ain’t gone lie, got me through some nights….. here it is fixin to be 2014 and she singing bout the same break up :blink: I mean :deadhorse: and you know that heffa blocked me on the twittah for telling her that :rofl:
    ————
    She blocked you! Lol. You ever listened to a good breakup song and been like damn if I was going through this right here…Kinda make you wanna break up :rofl:

  • Ty

    Milky says:

    :thinking: didnt she say somrthing was wrong with her corned beef sandwich last season on lhh
    ____________
    She said it was :dead:

  • Who Dat

    I am calling Cuture… Arf or Cature.

  • KyCakes

    Who Dat says:

    @ Ky..IDK. I just do YSIC cause it FEEL right.
    ——————————————————————–
    :yes:

  • Milky

    :kiss: jenie, kay

  • http://www.gravatar.com/avatar/db78ef2b213fd6958c1aa6773fe9a6dc?s=80 jeniefrumdabloc

    Chile I wouldn’t mind ditching this place, hitting the liqour store, get me a bottle of red wine…… take me tail to the park and read a good book :yes: its so pretty outside :love:

  • http://www.landofpure.net Fayla&BrendenSittinInATreeW-H-I-P-P-I-N-GWhipfinity :whip:

    Who Dat says:

    I am calling Cuture… Arf or Cature.

    :rofl: :rofl:

  • FuturedocDonte

    FuturedocDonte says:

    I got on a shirt that I swear I here stretching every time I take a breath. I might need to fall back on the weight lifting
    ———————————————————————-
    Is that your way of letting us know you’re swole?

    Maybe you just need to stop buying shirts in a 3T…

    #JustJokes
    #YouKnowILoveYou
    —–
    Fugg u ky :hahaha:

    No seriously I had the straight up Mr Brown face :blink: trying to figure out what that nose was. Thought process :huh: —> I’m wheezing —> no that’s my heart beat —>. Wayment that’s my damn shirt :cuss:

  • http://www.gravatar.com/avatar/db78ef2b213fd6958c1aa6773fe9a6dc?s=80 jeniefrumdabloc

    San ah make ya dance says:

    Chile grant you I was a fan , been rocking with since 2009, :tea: back in 2009 I was going through my break up, so I was feeling her shyt :headphones: I ain’t gone lie, got me through some nights….. here it is fixin to be 2014 and she singing bout the same break up :blink: I mean :deadhorse: and you know that heffa blocked me on the twittah for telling her that :rofl:
    ————
    She blocked you! Lol. You ever listened to a good breakup song and been like damn if I was going through this right here…Kinda make you wanna break up
    _________________

    Chile my anthem was that Monica song , I moved on and I’m strong :whistle:

  • Who Dat

    It has gangrene then for lack of circulation. Her hot pockets. But yes I remma her on that epi. Her hoo-ha is depressed.

    Now
    We
    Know
    WHY

  • KyCakes

    Fayla&BrendenSittinInATreeW-H-I-P-P-I-N-GWhipfinity :whip: says:

    i heard she got the exxtra lippage on a donor list for those less fortunate coosie lip deficient womens. such a giver she is :yes: :trophy:
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    I wonder if that is listed on the back of her driver’s license.. :think:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=inYx0G9syU8 KayCeiSoul

    Fayla&BrendenSittinInATreeW-H-I-P-P-I-N-GWhipfinity says:
    i heard she got the exxtra lippage on a donor list for those less fortunate coosie lip deficient womens. such a giver she is
    ———————————————————————-
    I wonder if that is listed on the back of her driver’s license..

    *************************

    It is Ky. It’s a picture of a mownkey paw.

  • http://www.landofpure.net Fayla&BrendenSittinInATreeW-H-I-P-P-I-N-GWhipfinity :whip:

    i loveth yaw..yes i do :yes: :love:

  • KyCakes

    KayCeiSoul says:

    Fayla&BrendenSittinInATreeW-H-I-P-P-I-N-GWhipfinity says:
    i heard she got the exxtra lippage on a donor list for those less fortunate coosie lip deficient womens. such a giver she is
    ———————————————————————-
    I wonder if that is listed on the back of her driver’s license..

    *************************

    It is Ky. It’s a picture of a mownkey paw.
    ——————————————————————-
    :ghost:

  • KyCakes

    1. Put your lips togeva
    2. blow

    That brrrrrr noise they make…..

    Poor K….

  • KyCakes

    FuturedocDonte says:

    FuturedocDonte says:

    I got on a shirt that I swear I here stretching every time I take a breath. I might need to fall back on the weight lifting
    ———————————————————————-
    Is that your way of letting us know you’re swole?

    Maybe you just need to stop buying shirts in a 3T…

    #JustJokes
    #YouKnowILoveYou
    —–
    Fugg u ky :hahaha:

    No seriously I had the straight up Mr Brown face :blink: trying to figure out what that nose was. Thought process :huh: —> I’m wheezing —> no that’s my heart beat —>. Wayment that’s my damn shirt :cuss:
    ——————————————————————–
    :rofl:
    So you have a noisy shirt like George had noisy pants on ‘Seinfeld’?

  • http://www.gravatar.com/avatar/db78ef2b213fd6958c1aa6773fe9a6dc?s=80 jeniefrumdabloc

    :dead:

  • essenze

    Good afternoon all :waves: Hope everyones weekend went well. Ciara, Ciara, I unno about getting knocked up by a negro with five kids by five different women, to me it’s not a good look but I guess as long as you can take of them, who cares? As far as K Michelles vag is concerned it looks as if its eating her catsuit. Them lips are loose as hell :blink:
    Shyt looks uncomfortable as hell

  • KyCakes

    Milky says:

    :thinking: didnt she say somrthing was wrong with her corned beef sandwich last season on lhh
    ———————————————————————
    K has cracked peppa on her Narnia…. :ghost: <—– Take me now, Hey-sus

  • Eye of Heart

    Hope the baby don’t have Cerror’s toes :coffee:

  • Eye of Heart

    :waves: Hey Y’all

  • KyCakes

    Eye of Heart says:

    Hope the baby don’t have Cerror’s toes :coffee:
    ———————————————————————
    But it might be a good defect to have…

    -the baby can play drop and pick up by her lonesome

    -iffin she drops her pacifier, the baby can pick it up with her toes

    When life hands you lemonade…. :shrug:

  • KyCakes

    essenze says:

    Good afternoon all :waves: Hope everyones weekend went well. Ciara, Ciara, I unno about getting knocked up by a negro with five kids by five different women, to me it’s not a good look but I guess as long as you can take of them, who cares? As far as K Michelles vag is concerned it looks as if its eating her catsuit. Them lips are loose as hell :blink:
    Shyt looks uncomfortable as hell
    ———————————————————————
    Most peepa have to worry about tripping over their floor length ball gown on the red carpet….K has to worry about tripping on her Narnia lips… :wail:

    If she falls walking the red carpet in her catsuit, y’all know why… :tea:

  • Eye of Heart

    KyCakes says:

    Eye of Heart says:

    Hope the baby don’t have Cerror’s toes
    ———————————————————————
    But it might be a good defect to have…

    -the baby can play drop and pick up by her lonesome

    -iffin she drops her pacifier, the baby can pick it up with her toes

    When life hands you lemonade….

    ___________

    DAT baby will be very self sufficient :yes:

  • http://www.gravatar.com/avatar/db78ef2b213fd6958c1aa6773fe9a6dc?s=80 jeniefrumdabloc

    I just went and viewed the picture again :rofl: :rofl: that don’t make no damn sense :hahaha: That’s embarrassing as hell, but then again she actually looked in the mirror, she thought that mess was cute :nono: and got a totally different response smh

  • essenze

    Off topic: I am real mad that picture crooked. I try to change it, but to no avail :wail:

  • essenze

    @Ky Why you put that picture in my head :wail:

  • KyCakes

    @Jenie I have to look on ym cell…ain’t no way I’m pulling that up on the work ‘puta :pc:

  • KyCakes

    essenze says:

    @Ky Why you put that picture in my head :wail:
    ——————————————————————
    :ashamed: I sawwy :rofl:

  • Nakeya_J or Keke thanks to Unshake

    See I was going to go google the K Michelle pictures…but the way yall make it sound…I’m just gonna pass and take the blogs word for it. Sounds like Jesus needs to be a surgeon to fix her saggy lips. ugh. SO I wonder if that’s why she kept saying she was not having sex…her cooch is super ugly and no one would touch it?

  • Mrs.Man I Just Don’t Care

    The video loaded and that song belted out in the middle of class :facepalm:

  • http://www.gravatar.com/avatar/db78ef2b213fd6958c1aa6773fe9a6dc?s=80 jeniefrumdabloc

    KyCakes says:

    @Jenie I have to look on ym cell…ain’t no way I’m pulling that up on the work ‘puta

    _______________________

    :hahaha: that’s what I did smh

  • Mrs.Man I Just Don’t Care

    @nakeya

    I thought I remember her saying she was blown out down there and needed surgery :thinking:

  • http://www.gravatar.com/avatar/db78ef2b213fd6958c1aa6773fe9a6dc?s=80 jeniefrumdabloc

    Just saw that Dallas season premier will be February 24 :woohoo:

  • Nakeya_J or Keke thanks to Unshake

    Mrs.Man I Just Don’t Care says:

    @nakeya
    I thought I remember her saying she was blown out down there and needed surgery
    ——–
    Did she? Man, I don’t know. But who was she sleeping with that blew her lips out like that?! Either way, that’s no good at all.

  • http://www.gravatar.com/avatar/db78ef2b213fd6958c1aa6773fe9a6dc?s=80 jeniefrumdabloc

    Mrs.Man I Just Don’t Care says:

    @nakeya
    I thought I remember her saying she was blown out down there and needed surgery
    ____________________

    Just wow, not the soup bowl :no: damn a lil vinegar can’t even help that :tea: or epson salt

  • http://www.gravatar.com/avatar/db78ef2b213fd6958c1aa6773fe9a6dc?s=80 jeniefrumdabloc

    I don’t told ya’ll bout them horse dycks, :nono: will leave you with a soup bowl…… the peen should fit like a glove :yes:

  • essenze

    She claims it was photoshopped :coffee:

  • Nakeya_J or Keke thanks to Unshake

    @Jenie does it look like the dog chewed it up, or it’s just too damn low and saggy? And wait, I did not even know that the lips could sag…@Sandra can we get a medical minute on saggy Va-Jay-Jay lips?

  • libra80sbaby

    I don’t told ya’ll bout them horse dycks, :nono: will leave you with a soup bowl…… the peen should fit like a glove :yes:
    ————————
    :cosign: :tea: and bigger don’t always mean better either… TUH

  • http://www.gravatar.com/avatar/db78ef2b213fd6958c1aa6773fe9a6dc?s=80 jeniefrumdabloc

    Nakeya_J or Keke thanks to Unshake says:

    @Jenie does it look like the dog chewed it up, or it’s just too damn low and saggy? And wait, I did not even know that the lips could sag…@Sandra can we get a medical minute on saggy Va-Jay-Jay lips?
    __________________

    Fat monkeys use to be in, back in the 90’s ….. hence that photo of Lil kim ….. but hers just looks as if she just finished screwing a horse :tea:

  • KyCakes

    Nakeya_J or Keke thanks to Unshake says:

    @Jenie does it look like the dog chewed it up, or it’s just too damn low and saggy? And wait, I did not even know that the lips could sag…@Sandra can we get a medical minute on saggy Va-Jay-Jay lips?
    ——————————————————————–
    She’s gonna have to start recording under a nom de plume….
    K Michelle’s next album title:
    “The Miseducation of Loosey”

    :tea:

  • http://www.gravatar.com/avatar/db78ef2b213fd6958c1aa6773fe9a6dc?s=80 jeniefrumdabloc

    Libra tryna tell em :tea: some of the horse men suck in bed chile

  • Bad Influence

    who doubted Cici was pregnant?

    the KMichelle pic is photoshopped..

    yeah um Gewd Morning :waves:

  • http://www.gravatar.com/avatar/db78ef2b213fd6958c1aa6773fe9a6dc?s=80 jeniefrumdabloc

    Ky rofl LMAO :hahaha:

  • Mrs.Man I Just Don’t Care

    @nakeya

    I didn’t watch LHHATL faithfully but I swear she went to a doctor or psychologist and everything on the show. She was having some kind of problem with her area lol

  • KyCakes

    Ai-ight…I’m done…Lemme go on and get some work done, before I wake up tomorrow wrapped in what I’d initially think was my comforter, but is, in actuality, my puss-ee lips….

  • KyCakes

    I shoulda put all this comedy on twittah…

  • libra80sbaby

    jeniefrumdabloc says:

    Libra tryna tell em :tea: some of the horse men suck in bed chile
    =========================================
    :yes: and when I was single I used to be like :nono: Get yo ass off me poundin and chit. Tryin to make my chit look like throwing a hot dog in a hallway. I aint got time for that. Mrs. Kitty is the only one I got.

  • Nakeya_J or Keke thanks to Unshake

    Ai-ight…I’m done…Lemme go on and get some work done, before I wake up tomorrow wrapped in what I’d initially think was my comforter, but is, in actuality, my puss-ee lips….
    ——
    :dead: :hahaha:

  • Bad Influence

    lmaooooooooooooooo Ky did u put that damn pic as ur gravi? :ghost:

  • http://www.gravatar.com/avatar/db78ef2b213fd6958c1aa6773fe9a6dc?s=80 jeniefrumdabloc

    libra80sbaby says:

    jeniefrumdabloc says:
    Libra tryna tell em :tea: some of the horse men suck in bed chile
    =========================================
    :yes: and when I was single I used to be like :nono: Get yo ass off me poundin and chit. Tryin to make my chit look like throwing a hot dog in a hallway. I aint got time for that. Mrs. Kitty is the only one I got.
    ______________

    :rofl: :rofl: throwing a hot dog in a hall way :rofl: I know that’s right chile

  • http://www.gravatar.com/avatar/db78ef2b213fd6958c1aa6773fe9a6dc?s=80 jeniefrumdabloc

    Bad :hug:

  • http://www.gravatar.com/avatar/db78ef2b213fd6958c1aa6773fe9a6dc?s=80 jeniefrumdabloc

    KyCakes says:

    Ai-ight…I’m done…Lemme go on and get some work done, before I wake up tomorrow wrapped in what I’d initially think was my comforter, but is, in actuality, my puss-ee lips….

    _____________________

    You are a damn fool for real :rofl:

  • Bad Influence

    Jenieeee :hug: how are ya bew?

  • Nakeya_J or Keke thanks to Unshake

    Mrs.Man I Just Don’t Care says:

    @nakeya
    I didn’t watch LHHATL faithfully but I swear she went to a doctor or psychologist and everything on the show. She was having some kind of problem with her area lol
    ———-
    If her cooch looks like everyone is saying it is, then she has a big problem with her area. Damn.

  • KyCakes

    Bad Influence says:

    lmaooooooooooooooo Ky did u put that damn pic as ur gravi? :ghost:
    ———————————————————————
    I had to. I gave you appropriate an e-shout-out downstairs….

    I tell you this, tho…I won’t be telling folk I’m mixed anymore…bet that… :rofl:

  • Just Looking

    :waves: @ Bad – Hey Purrty :kiss:

  • essenze

    Even if its photoshopped that thang probably still loosey goosey :no:

  • Bad Influence

    why do ppl assume that if u fugg alot ur twat gets loose….i bone allllllllllllllllllllllllllll the time and u better believe there aint nan thang loose about my adorable kitty….so bishes boning once a week or something? ion get it…and i’m residing with a monster :yahoo:

    bishes better get to kegal’ing

    even if the pic wasnt photoshopped, all i saw was a plump pocket. i didnt see these beef curtains i’m reading about….perhaps i saw a different pic :shrugs:

  • Caramel Rain

    libra80sbaby says:

    jeniefrumdabloc says:

    Libra tryna tell em some of the horse men suck in bed chile
    =========================================
    and when I was single I used to be like Get yo ass off me poundin and chit. Tryin to make my chit look like throwing a hot dog in a hallway. I aint got time for that. Mrs. Kitty is the only one I got.

    ********
    :ghost: my sentiments exactly :rofl:

  • MissHarlem

    FIANCE thats bc its one **** and your puss is use to that size so thats apples to oranges. You def seen a diff pic bc her chits are hanging and ready for anyone to swing on :no: fat is good but flaps is sad. In any event I will devour you :hump:

  • essenze

    I saw the pic off of ****

  • MissHarlem

    *d!ck TUH :coffee:

  • essenze

    lawd lol, i forgot where i was. i saw the pic off of the “other” website

  • KyCakes

    I’ve been swangin from ol Loosey’s vag lips so hard I didn’ teven get to read my other news….

    George Zimmerman was arrested…again…in Florida…again…for a domestic violence incident…. :tea:

  • Matchsticks

    apparently there’s video that proves the k michelle pic WASN’T photoshopped, but I have yet to see it…

  • Bad Influence

    Fianceeeeeeeeeeee come get it woman :hunching:

    @Just Looking :hug: hey bew!!

    @Ky, FCK ZIMMERMAN :chase:

  • essenze

    KyCakes says:

    I’ve been swangin from ol Loosey’s vag lips so hard I didn’ teven get to read my other news….

    George Zimmerman was arrested…again…in Florida…again…for a domestic violence incident….

    __________

    smh, thats what happens when you let a killer get off, he is this years teflon don and shyt :coffee:

  • MissHarlem

    FIANCE all night long boo all night long :lick:

  • MisTaken :cell: The Black Mamba

    It is Ky. It’s a picture of a mownkey paw.
    ______________________
    Bye Felicia :ghost:

  • Nakeya_J or Keke thanks to Unshake

    George Zimmerman was arrested…again…in Florida…again…for a domestic violence incident…. :tea:
    ——–
    So was he beating on a sprite woman? If so is he going to go to jail now? Because if it’s not a story about how he is about to get locked up and never let out, then f-him.

  • LadieLeo

    KyCakes says:

    I’ve been swangin from ol Loosey’s vag lips so hard I didn’ teven get to read my other news….

    George Zimmerman was arrested…again…in Florida…again…for a domestic violence incident….

    **********************
    When? I know he was about a month ago but it wasn’t enough evidence to move forward with the charges. Has he been arrested again?

  • KyCakes

    @LadieLeo :yes:

  • MisTaken :cell: The Black Mamba

    You def seen a diff pic bc her chits are hanging and ready for anyone to swing on
    _______________________
    Mint condition voice :whistle: you send me swanging…. cooch lips on her swanging……

  • MisTaken :cell: The Black Mamba

    George Zimmerman was arrested…again…in Florida…again…for a domestic violence incident
    __________________
    Tell me more. This fool crazy

  • KyCakes

    MisTaken :cell: The Black Mamba says:

    George Zimmerman was arrested…again…in Florida…again…for a domestic violence incident
    __________________
    Tell me more. This fool crazy
    ——————————————————————-
    That’s all they have so far, mami… :rollseyes: fuggin George….

  • MissHarlem

    MISTAKE :ha:

  • htxhotgyrl

    I like K. Michelle & think she is very talented. She needs to stop being an angry bird & let someone else write some music for her if she wants to make it past 2014…

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