Beyonce took home the imaginary Grammy Award for the worst hair and the worst performance of the night at the 2014 Grammys Sunday in Los Angeles. The 32-year-old mother of one opened up the 2014 Grammys with a forgettable lip sync performance of “Drunk In Love”. Her husband, the aging rapper Jay Z, couldn’t even save the performance. At times it appears the backing vocal track slowed down and sped up. Beyonce looked befuddled as she tried to keep in pace with the music. Many Twitter users questioned Beyonce’s sudden weight loss. It was rumored that Bey went on a “lemon juice diet” to prepare for last night’s performance.
Watch the video after the break.
Photos: Getty Images, Instagram.com
Thanks to loyal reader Ashland for the Beyonce/wet dog graphic.
Sandra did you see that wet dog comparison?
^^^ No. Where?
Guess I didn’t miss much
Goes to google lemon juice diet…
Lil Blu shoes are so cute
chile that was a mess 
and that pic 
Check twitter I just @ you it sandra I’m sure you’ll love it
Jay look like my old no dancing uncle up top
those action shots 
LMFAO
Her body is theeeeee truth
I don’t think she lip synced though Aunty 
In other news thank you for the Sunday night post Auntie…
AND her weight looks fine to me
Truth, she lipsynced but we don’t care we were too busy picking our mouths off the floor.
TheRealAshland says:
Check twitter I just @ you it sandra I’m sure you’ll love it
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I just saw it!
Crickett says:
Truth, she lipsynced
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Thanks for your honesty!
Thanks for the video Auntie….Yeah uhhh Beyonce could of done way better than that. Was the performance last minute? Is she ever going to get out of those bodysuits? I don’t love the wet dog look.
I just saw it! :rotfl
by Sandra Rose on Jan 26, 2014 at 10:11 pm
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I knew you would enjoy it
Um, I don’t get it
I think these are two ppl w/absolutely NO CHEMISTRY! Just dry like toast 
And yes Jay did look like somebody old azz unca
Beyonce is never going to have the same success as crazy in love or single ladies. That performance was embarrassing.
Because jayz old azz is someone ones old azz uncle. I bet they already embarrass blue
Bomb where you stick Dem Babies to watch this silly stuff?
The only part of this song I like is when Jay says “eat the cake anna mae eat the cake.” Other than that I am not interested in hearing a 30 something old woman sing about swerving on a surfboard and ridin’ wood. Beyonce will say and do anything to keep herself in the limelight. I have been having sex for several years. I know what happens and I know how it goes. I do not want to hear someone else talking/singing about their sexual escapades in detail. She needs to work on her growth as an artist. 20 years later she stills talks like a adolescent. Grow up B!
As far as her appearance she looks fine. I have seen better hairstyles on her but that one was cute. She’s in good shape. Motivates me to get my butt to the gym first thing in the am!
Ok I need to get a few things off my chest:
1. Pharell & that hat
looking like Smokey the Bear “only you can prevent forest fires” FAIL
2. Pink and that dang cirque du seil performance AGAIN
3. Is Katy Perry preggers
4. Taylor have everrrryyyyyyy dang seat in that audutorium NOW :stop:
5. Was Lorde having a seizure?? I was hella nervous :bitesnails:
6. John Legend better SANG
7. Sooooo Macklemore is gonna win Best Rap album at ALL “these ppl” award shows huh?
Bullchit 
Pumpkin they sleep guhl
Maybe some of the stans will stop sipping that juice that Mama Tina and Beyoncé stirring up
Bomb
AMEN 
The ladies on a schedule already? WERK BYTCH!!!!
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@ Big Sis no, they won’t
Yeah that performance is not for the kiddies
BigSis nah they still singing her praises
still …
And ya’ll know i cain’t stand this woman, but I didn’t think the performance was bad per se, just blah and overhyphed
Did ya’ll watch RHOA wth was goin on w/Apollo
Bomb pls e-mail me Pumpkins_mama@yahoo.com
Aunty why my comment waiting for moderation? I didn’t say anything lewd, or profane
Also, has anyone else noticed in still photos Jigga appears to be a little fruity?
Ok I need to get a few things off my chest:
1. Pharell & that hat looking like Smokey the Bear “only you can prevent forest fires” FAIL Yeah, that Ranger Joe hat was not the business)
2. Pink and that dang cirque du seil performance AGAIN (This is how I feel looking at Bey in that damn bodysuit she keep wearing.)
3. Is Katy Perry preggers
4. Taylor have everrrryyyyyyy dang seat in that audutorium NOW
5. Was Lorde having a seizure?? I was hella nervous :bitesnails:
6. John Legend better SANG
7. Sooooo Macklemore is gonna win Best Rap album at ALL “these ppl” award shows huh? Bullchit
(I like him, but his album was not best.)
Also, has anyone else noticed in still photos Jigga appears to be a little fruity?
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Yup
Pumpkin
since they started sleeping thru the night the hubs & I set a bedtime & so far they’ve been good with it 
Nakeya I now understand Lorde’s album title
Jay’s Grammy speech was too cute
Paige says:
Also, has anyone else noticed in still photos Jigga appears to be a little fruity?
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all them hollywood big time entertainers have had their backs blown out
that’s normal 
I dont see Kanye and Kim…no invite or they just did not come?
The WORST grammy opening I’ve ever seen.
Isn’t Kanye still in Paris? Not that he isn’t able to fly back to The States for a few hours…I’m sure Kim would love to be there to sit next to Beyonce.
Isn’t The Lemon Juice Diet the Master Cleanse? If so she did that for her Dreamgirls role too.
This performance was so underwhelming. Cant believe they took that ratchet song to the grammys. It wasnt the right venue at all. And beyonce looked uncoordinated in her dancing. She was trying too hard. And then Jayz w that horrible Anna Mae verse. Lord it really was a weak intro to the awards even if it was Beyonce.
Beyonce looked great performed mediocre. When did Jay and Bey get so huggie lovey dovey? Made me itch
Katy Perry
unh unh that strippawitch performance
Taylor Swift her offbeat dancing all up in the front row. #shameful
John Legend did that thang!
Robin Thicke coulda been better
Negroes in helmets?? Why are we just having weirder and weird challenge?
Tamar Braxton didn’t win her grammys *sad face*
Paige says:
“She needs to work on her growth as an artist. 20 years later she stills talks like a adolescent. Grow up B!”
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Cosign 1000%
Where were the four misfits? Beiber, Rihanna, Breezy (couldn’t get a pass from rehab) and Miley. Funny these folks stay in the news and aint got nary a song betwix them rightna
The performance is lip sync. 2:15 she pulls the mic away but the note doesn’t stop. She tries to pull the mic back in but
I dont think ive ever seen such a horrible performance from beyonce and that song…i dont get what so special about it it; it sucks and doesnt seem to have a solid rhythm. Maybe she was tired. But when you have a horrible song and dance routine what else can save you but getting half naked and tooting your booty : :
she held back alot. like her mind wasnt there. for sire she was suppose to give him a lap dance or have him bend her ober considering their choice of aong. mediocre performance but lpve her outfit for the bedroom
i mossed LORDE. How was she
oh yeah she has no butt. it looked smaller than at other times
Sandra you and I are in that same “I can’t stand Beyonce, she can’t sing, dance, entertain, why is she famous again” BOAT.
There is NOOOOO chemistry between her and Jay Z.
Where were the four misfits? Beiber
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Bieber is currently in Panama getting an intervention. No really. His whole team INCLUDING Usher has been spotted in Panama in the past 24 hours…which is where Justin ran to after bailing out of jail in Miami.
Im not gone bother to read
Yup. Score 1 for the new year
I’ve had a long exhausting day. Party’d a lil thanks to some good news. Finally. I’ll be damned if I go to bed on a hostile note. Im sure Beys performance was fine. Good night
and thank you for the many congrats I anticipate will poor in
after 3 or 4 strikes. Can’t hold a bad bitch down forever
I can imagine all the praise for pink. Its so easy to fawn of the trampoline queen who used rnb to get a foot in , then completely abandoned it
RIP Lady T 
A real one!
Meanwhile, I’m gonna hit this shot if patron and call it a night. Again
that bitch care more bout road kill than yo Black ass. Google pink and Trayvon Martin and see how vocal she was
good niiiiiiiii
Oh look according to yahoo some White boys swept the rap categories. This is great news. First rnb now rap. Pretty soon the Black entertainer will be obsolete. Much like the plastic bag. Just a vague memory. Well Continue to get slave roles and bit parts as maids and butlers, but nothing too extravagant. Nothing too intimidating. TI and Tiny will remain the entertainment royal couple
well always have them. But nothing more. Nothing that makes those of us struggling feel the need to lash out. This is great
progress.
this. This. This Is what MLK died for :fistbump: comfortabilty but not too content. Dream fulfilled.
i see her swinging naked on a ball next…embarrassing.
Beyonce is losing me as a fan. She wants to be different yet the mess she did was the same ole BS that these other birds do. I would’ve expected Rih to be at the Grammy’s with her axx out.. not Beyonce. I dont care what her stans say.. if they actually tell the truth.. they would agree too that this was not a good performance and Beyonce is going downhill just to stay relevant.
Thanks for this. Don’t know if I will be able to post much today. I hope so because RHOA…BAYBEE
Good Morning All Not her best performance by far, but not the worst performance either.
Oh look according to yahoo some White boys swept the rap categories. This is great news. First rnb now rap
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This is not new. Marshall Mathers has won for best rap album not once, twice or thrice…FIVE times since 2000. Actually he holds the record for most wins in that category. So if we were gonna be outraged by white boys winning it last night…we shoulda been pist 14 years ago.
Let Macklemore and Ryan Lewis live folks. They not the first. Good music has no color.
Let Macklemore and Ryan Lewis live folks. They not the first. Good music has no color.
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Yea uh… don’t really get it. I honestly think a LOT of the people mad (not Bren maybe) about Kendrick Lamar losing have never even heard of Macklemore or their music. That is one thing I try to tell my husband (doesn’t watch awards shows unless I am… even then it’s not for the duration). He will get pissed about how racist it is… and it might be but he doesn’t know any of the artists. As much as Taylor Swift, Katy Perry and others may irritate… they sell records…. And they are beloved by their peers that vote. After all we have to look at who is voting for the artists. It’s not the fans or record sales….
As far as JT winning for Best R & B song…there for years have been a whole lotta half whites winning it. But last night a WHOLE white boy from Memphis won it and folks are up in arms about it. WHY? Alicia Keys has won that SAME award 3 times but we weren’t all “That HALF white girl taking over our music”
Folks be having me confused on the argument of blue eyed soul. Cant win.
WHY? Alicia Keys has won that SAME award 3 times but we weren’t all “That HALF white girl taking over our music”
How are you and the family doing :hugs:
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You are on a roll this am
Oh and nobody can deny… JT album… was the ish. If they say otherwise…. THYE LYING. It was better than a LOT of others out. About to go listen to Lorde …. I guess that will make me wrong for not supporting black artist
First of all Beyoncé always talks about how she wants to keep her private life “PRIVATE” but she inviting people into their bedrooms talkin bout riding her husbands wood. Is this the only way for her to stay relevant? She’s trying to compete with the oh so trashy coked out Rihanna? At least Rihanna’s sexy doesn’t look forced. The Grammys sucked PERIOD and music is horrible. Can ya’ll imagine Aretha or Gladys talkin bout riding on some wood surf bort?!? And this is supposed to be a legend?
<<< Remembers when Digable Planet won and folks were HOT. B/c they were very much an underground group that not many folks PERIOD black or white knew about.
I mean it was a straight up, uproar when they won.
So I am feeling real ratchet this am. Like all I want to listen to is rap and a lot of bass… This doesn’t bode well for what I am supposed to be doing and if my new direct boss sneaks up behind me like has been doing.
:earphones: I’m a stunner I’m a stunner I’m a stunner…
(refuse to say stoner)
We are goodt at MisTaken
No they didn’t say Aretha was going to be surfboarTing.. Fatha forgive me
but she would be yachting 
She a lil too 
I heard she did that, so which one is it??
First of all Beyoncé always talks about how she wants to keep her private life “PRIVATE” but she inviting people into their bedrooms talkin bout riding her husbands wood.
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Reaching eh
Um Bey don’t lose no more weight, She looking like she did when she first went on that weight loss spree
Not her best performance but still enjoyable. She didn’t seem happy with it either. Her & Jay performing together is always … they have great chemistry! Loved his “gold sippy cup” comment too!
The rest of the show, for the most part, was eh.
I just watched
I’ve seen hella worst 
Yea some need to stay in the studio singing. If I had her body shyt 
Just don’t know
The performance was a miss for me. And her dress was as well. Idk, but it was decent but not like ooooh she kilt it. It was ehh I like the song and that was what it was.
Idk, i’m over these same rotation of celebs at every event. They ALL look worn out and there is no damn innovation.
Lorde looks like she doesn’t bathe. Struggle sprite girl smh
I’m glad Rih didn’t go, that broad looking a lil Whitney-ish if you know what I mean
I’m glad Rih didn’t go, that broad looking a lil Whitney-ish if you know what I mean
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It wasn’t Bey’s best performance but it was still better than most.. The entire show seemed rushed..
Beyonce been touring, she’ll prolly pick her weight up when it’s over.. I like thick Bey
No they didn’t say Aretha was going to be surfboarTing.. Fatha forgive me
but she would be yachting 
She a lil too 
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jazi65 says:
The WORST grammy opening I’ve ever seen.
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Although I’m a Bey fan…I must agree with this statement.
Morning all. I’m back at it. What I miss?
What I did see was @Sandra’s timeline on my twitter last night. Hilarious.
Sorry but that poor performance was not something to set the Grammy’s off with. And I love DIL but keep that shyt towards the end or somethin
I loved Daft Punk n Pharell’s performance.
And Brother Stevie, ima need you to cut off the rest of them 15 locs left in your head. We clearly only see em when they do a side profile
I will keep him in my prayers 
any1 besides me notice the trouble in paradise IG post from a certain black hip hop/ reality tv power couple over the weekend or nah??
San & AJ
@ GiGi, you know damn well that Stevie doesn’t have 15 full locs. I clearly counted 6.
That performance was terrible. They looked stupid. That ratchet song for the Grammys?
Futhermore, why is she in a thong? 
If Madonna was covered, Bey could have looked decent also, not slut-like. What married man allows his woman to show her ass like that? 
It’s time to evolve Bey. That’s not a good look for “grown woman”
Wasn’t a fan on beys top ramen… everyone gave Lorde grief but wtf were you doing at 17…Def not getting grammys. .pink was the chit. .. who the fuc u know can cook breakfast…hang…and sing at the same damn time….fantasia looked like she was floor mgr at tjmaxx. .but she was in that bish
and Madonna is morphing into Michael Jackson
Madonna looked like big daddy in Django and dolly Parton had a baby
Now Beyonce performance wasn’t terrible. It’s not like she fell like Michelle on 106 n Park
< ‘Shell on the flo…
Everybody ain’t meant to have a donk. And honestly some of us with them need to tone it up a bit 
As for Beyonce booty. That thang LIL. She looks GREAT though
Beyonce wore the same dress rihanna had on last year..I can’t remember if it was AMA or grammys
Rhianna wore that dress last year but it was red. You’re right R Williams.
any1 besides me notice the trouble in paradise IG post from a certain black hip hop/ reality tv power couple over the weekend or nah??
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Are we talking about the one saying the beginning of his life just starting?
*sigh* Bey *sigh* I
me some Bey, but I have a hard time believing that was the performance she wanted to do. If so, I don’t understand the wet hair, the chair dance I could have done, the off-sound. I’m pretty sure Bey had some people fired behind that performance 
As much as I love Bey, I wanted more of a performance from her. This wasn’t it.
However, nobody had great performances in my opinion.
On another note, in one breathe some of you state you want Bey to evolve and in the next you berate her for not being as private about her life as she use to be. Pick an argument!
On another note
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I knew you wouldn’t let it die with that first comment:rofl: You never disappoint me buddy :fistbump:
I wish I had energy like kendrick lemar…but you can’t blame the Grammys for ppls poor choice in music. .This generation finds katy perry..bey…Taylor Swift they find this entertaining. . Smokie Robinson can still get it..how many times they gonna ask LL Cool J boring azz to host
They asked Bey to perform Drunk in Love because that’s what’s hot rt now
It’s entertainment. . Not like Bey walking these streets in leotard. The dress looked good on her. . Don’t really care who else wore it
Who Dat says:
As far as JT winning for Best R & B song…there for years have been a whole lotta half whites winning it. But last night a WHOLE white boy from Memphis won it and folks are up in arms about it.
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therapist1911 says:
As much as I love Bey, I wanted more of a performance from her. This wasn’t it.
However, nobody had great performances in my opinion.
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I heard….. I didn’t watch it after Bey performance taped it…. I might just erase the entire show
I don’t listen to rap nor r&b…they use to sing about love..now it’s money n jewelry. ..I can’t relate..but I can relate to love
Watching the Kendrick Lamar performance and
HE DID THAT. I am at my desk about to get up and start throwing phones at deez Os…. That geeked 
Therapist I was hoping for more of a dance routine also
I love imagine dragons anyway so them plus kendrick. …killed it
I can’t deny JT album. .. I love 20/20
Who gives a shyt about her private life? She releases what she wants us to see. I could care less. After 10 yrs, she should be able to put on a show without wearing a thong on stage. Rih, Miley, Nicki, Gaga, Katy etc.. They are not married, w/kids. Big difference.
Everybody is entitled to their own opinion and their own interpretation of what they enjoy. Men are men. Any man that loves and respects his woman, wouldnt cosign his woman to show her ass, coochie popping and gyrating for the world to see. GTFOHWTBS.
MisTaken
The Black Mamba says:
On another note
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I knew you wouldn’t let it die with that first comment:rofl: You never disappoint me buddy
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LOL you don’t know my life…..okay maybe you do!!
jeniefrumdabloc says:
therapist1911 says:
As much as I love Bey, I wanted more of a performance from her. This wasn’t it.
However, nobody had great performances in my opinion.
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I heard….. I didn’t watch it after Bey performance taped it…. I might just erase the entire show
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Yeah I did the samething. After Bey performed, I watched Lorde and then utilized my DVR to watch my other shows. Went back at watch the other performances.
I’m just not that into Award Shows anymore!
Sometimes the only response I have after reading most of the things on this blog is:
“oh…..ok”
Bet the sales of wet n wavy went up today…
Beyonce’s Michael Costello gown was somewhat similar to the Elie Saab gown Rihanna wore a few years ago.
I didn’t watch the Grammy’s. Did I miss anything good?
Its called grown and sexy. Shid I’m a hopscotch from 30 and more than ever now I can talk about that sexy shyt
Nope
LOL you don’t know my life…..okay maybe you do!!
I need a vacation
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Therapist your secret is safe with me
Cre :hugs: I hope you feel better. So both of my little ones are feeling better, but still under the weather
auntie can u break down body language? Bey was tense and at the end they never kissed lips never touched. just mouth breathing. jigga was more into her
missmiami says:
auntie can u break down body language? Bey was tense and at the end they never kissed lips never touched. just mouth breathing. jigga was more into her
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Do we really look to Sandra as a body language expert?
yep!
I wasn’t too impressed by their performance last night. And Beyonce and the Dog go for TWINS. Have a great day everyone
People are entitled to their opinion Caramel but it’s not 1930 married women can be sexy to.. now gtfohabcdefghjdhdh that go for
Phone posting but the gist of it is gtfoh wit all that
Lorde reminded me of Wednesday Adams.
Bey was alright. Seen better from her. I was more focused on that body! Got me motivated to work out!
Beyoncé looked off point blank period. She knew it wasn’t a good performance. She looked high and drunk. I think her alcohol is getting in the way. I loved Kendrick Lamar and Imagine Dragons as well as Daft Punk with Stevie Wonder. Everything else was meh.