Video: Ciara Crip Walking

Ciara Harris

R&B singer Ciara Harris posted a video of herself “crip walking” while supposedly pregnant with her and rapper Future‘s son. Ciara only heightened suspicions that she already gave birth to her son a month ago. Ciara met Future in January 2013. Future has said he bedded the 28-year-old Texas native within 2 months. You do the math.

Watch the video after the break.

Crip walking is a dance move created by the Crips gang from the South Central Los Angeles area in the 1970s. The dance involves fancy footwork while throwing up gang signs.



 



  • VDot

    :nono: to Crip Walking. That was more like skipping :yes:

    This heffa been pregnant since Clinton was in office.

  • Miapluck

    I can’t…that’s all…

  • http://sandrarose.com Sandra Rose

    VDot says:

    This heffa been pregnant since Clinton was in office.
    ______________

    :rofl:

  • OpinionHated

    As much jumping around as she does she should have been went into premature labor… Ciara baby gonna come out with a beard and college degree

  • luVn_liFe…

    MaYne this woman is STILL PREGNANT! :phew: bless her

  • Matchsticks

    :lol: , so @Sandra ur saying she got preggers on the first :hump: huh???

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_nAbQogbMOk Buttercup

    :facepalm:

  • San ah make ya dance

    She is bored. She don’t know WHAT to do til she have that baby :hahaha:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cqjT_YqmNas Long Time Lurker

    I used think C-error was so hot. UNTIL Future. Same way I felt about Lauren London. I can’t fantasize about you knowing you done had roach (Future) or Gremlin (Wayne) sweat all over you. :hurl:

    They look nasty now….. :no:

  • San ah make ya dance

    Lame but she’s cute pregnant :yes:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_nAbQogbMOk Buttercup

    Nah, she’s still pregnant. That was more of a bunny hop than anything.

  • Matchsticks

    she ain’t had that baby tho…she still got that pregnant face! :lol:

  • Wasting time

    while supposedly pregnant with her and rapper Future‘s son
    ====================================================================
    :rofl:

  • luVn_liFe…

    Ci ERROR is pretty :bounce:

  • thriftStoreJungle

    safe to say she’s already birthed that baby and received her future vandross baby mama badge of dishonor. kudos to her. community phallus is so unappealing. :no:

  • Smonae

    So was Tyrese crazy azz rt when he basically called her thirsty

    Told Lala to stay away from them single bishes :hahaha:

  • VDot

    :thinking: What’s that first outfit about? A unitard with a neck buckle?

  • http://n/a n1kk1a

    Ciara is too cute preggo!!

  • Gigi26

    Ciara looks cute with her lil belly…she carries Pregnancy well..

    Hopefully the babe shall have her looks and not the Futures :tea: Nigga look like a grasshopper

  • Hershey

    is she pregnant with his future chillins too? dayum

  • http://www.pinterest.com/pin/347762402447491602/ User Friendly

    :hahaha: these comments!!!!!

    I think ppl were saying Ci was pregnant before she actually was. :yes:

  • Who Dat

    Maff say she been knocked since this time last year. Pics of a bay-bay with an auto tune box attached to its throat or we dont belee you Ci. Bye Ashy.

  • missyJ

    Ciara only heightened suspicions that she already gave birth to her son a month ago.

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    I’m glad you wrote this :thumbsup: I was finna say, so Ciara can crip walk 98 months pregnant and no one bats and eyelash but errybody had their magnifying glass out over the way Beyonce got into a van :lol

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pRALyMDoCBw&sns=em Nancy Drew (fka IsThisThingOn) has entered into witness protection :cool:

    Future has said he bedded the 28-year-old Texas native within 2 months.
    ____________________________

    “bedded” and impregnated aint the same thang :yawn:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_nAbQogbMOk Buttercup

    Bleh, this day is dragging.

  • Crickett

    Texas native? I thought she was from Atlanta?

  • VDot

    I was finna say, so Ciara can crip walk 98 months pregnant and no one bats and eyelash but errybody had their magnifying glass out over the way Beyonce got into a van :lol

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    :rofl: I forgot all about that. Sandra said she hopped in that van like Usain Bolt :hahaha:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pRALyMDoCBw&sns=em Nancy Drew (fka IsThisThingOn) has entered into witness protection :cool:

    “knowing you done had roach (Future) or Gremlin (Wayne) sweat all over you”
    ____________________________

    :hahaha:

  • http://www.pinterest.com/pin/347762402447491602/ User Friendly

    VDot says:

    What’s that first outfit about? A unitard with a neck buckle?
    __________________

    iono why I like it. Ciara may be the cutest prego Ive seen in hollywood. :champ: pregnancy of the day

  • coco creamy

    Roach Grasshopper gremlin,

    yall aint chit on a friday :rofl:

  • VDot

    She is cute prego :eye:

    Im ready to go!!!!

  • Wasting time

    Buttercup says:

    Bleh, this day is dragging.
    ==========================
    Word boo! I’m ready to go and it’s raining here too. :no: I’m not beat for it!

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pRALyMDoCBw&sns=em Nancy Drew (fka IsThisThingOn) has entered into witness protection :cool:

    coco creamy! :waves:

    :dance:
    :kona:

  • San ah make ya dance

    Im getting a migraine and just came back from lunch :huh: I may have to throw them the deuces

  • http://www.gravatar.com/avatar/db78ef2b213fd6958c1aa6773fe9a6dc?s=80 jeniefrumdabloc

    VDot says:

    This heffa been pregnant since Clinton was in office.
    _______________

    :dead:

  • http://youtu.be/RpxV8GhfiYg MisTaken if you nasty *closes housecoat* :winky:

    I ran down a hill my first pregnancy :no: I wanted it to be over. Walked around the mall.. Had my baby that night :tea:
    My others is just :hump: He got his.. And I got mine .. OUT :eek:

  • http://www.gravatar.com/avatar/db78ef2b213fd6958c1aa6773fe9a6dc?s=80 jeniefrumdabloc

    San ah make ya dance says:

    Im getting a migraine and just came back from lunch :huh: I may have to throw them the deuces
    _______________

    :cosign: all of this but my tummy is hurting :no: got them guts ! I am leaving at 3 :no:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_nAbQogbMOk Buttercup

    Word boo! I’m ready to go and it’s raining here too. :no: I’m not beat for it!
    =========
    I’ve been cleaning out my cube little by little. That didn’t take no because I don’t keep personal effects at work.

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pRALyMDoCBw&sns=em Nancy Drew (fka IsThisThingOn) has entered into witness protection :cool:

    :yawn: i am tie-red. that 30 min mtg this a.m. left me feeling so uninspired :violin: i don’t know whether to order lunch or leave early :think:

  • luVn_liFe…

    :huh:

    so aint nothing GOSSIP worth going on

    :blink:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_nAbQogbMOk Buttercup

    *didn’t take long

  • http://youtu.be/RpxV8GhfiYg MisTaken if you nasty *closes housecoat* :winky:

    She is the cutest pregnant lady :yes:
    We forget it takes 10 months. If we tired imagine how she feels. I hated being pregnant :no: love the results tho :love:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_nAbQogbMOk Buttercup

    i am tie-red. that 30 min mtg this a.m. left me feeling so uninspired :violin: i don’t know whether to order lunch or leave early
    =======
    What did your boss say about the pansy? :lol:

  • http://www.gravatar.com/avatar/db78ef2b213fd6958c1aa6773fe9a6dc?s=80 jeniefrumdabloc

    Cierror need to drink some caster oil :yes: chile I had my neighbor drink that, ….. I went in the crib and heard a bunch of noise… looked out the window and it was 3 fire trucks, ambulances :eek: I was oh shyt….. they was rolling her out of her apartment chile …. she had the baby in the ambulance before they could pull off …… :tea: But that baby came after the caster oil

  • http://www.pinterest.com/pin/347762402447491602/ User Friendly

    MisTaken if you nasty *closes housecoat* :winky: says:

    I ran down a hill my first pregnancy I wanted it to be over. Walked around the mall.. Had my baby that night
    My others is just He got his.. And I got mine .. OUT
    ____________________

    me and you both! first pregnancy I walked the length of a whole park :eek: and nothing happened.

    second pregnancy I :hunching: and drank some strong ginger tea. water broke the next day.

    you get the baby out the same way you get the baby in. :sheep:

  • http://www.gravatar.com/avatar/db78ef2b213fd6958c1aa6773fe9a6dc?s=80 jeniefrumdabloc

    MisTaken if you nasty *closes housecoat* :winky: says:

    She is the cutest pregnant lady :yes:
    We forget it takes 10 months. If we tired imagine how she feels. I hated being pregnant
    ______________

    I hated it too … be pregnant damn near a year :no:

  • San ah make ya dance

    :hahaha:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_nAbQogbMOk Buttercup

    Pregnancy with Lil Butter was a breeze for me. I think being 21 had a lot to do with it.

  • http://www.pinterest.com/pin/347762402447491602/ User Friendly

    so Buttercup just said our wombs was too old for birthing babies on the low, didnt she? :waiting:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pRALyMDoCBw&sns=em Nancy Drew (fka IsThisThingOn) has entered into witness protection :cool:

    What did your boss say about the pansy? :lol:

    __________________

    oh, he firmly supported my final analysis :biggrin: (but you know how ‘they’ be all ‘well is it possible to meet w/the dept mgr?’) no skin off my byke, i just hate for people to waste my time w/their entitlement issues :rolleyes:
    No means no! :mad:

  • San ah make ya dance

    so Buttercup just said our wombs was too old for birthing babies on the low, didnt she? :waiting:
    ———–
    Or too young :hahaha:

  • luVn_liFe…

    MisTaken if you nasty *closes housecoat* :winky: says: She is the cutest pregnant lady :yes:
    We forget it takes 10 months.
    ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
    but it’s been 15 months

  • Wasting time

    @Mistaken
    I only have one and when the doctor said I had at least 32 weeks until my baby comes I said :huh: that is 10 months. He said babies is 40 weeks if on time 9 months is a myth … I was :mad:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_nAbQogbMOk Buttercup

    so Buttercup just said our wombs was too old for birthing babies on the low, didnt she? :waiting:
    ==========
    :no: I was saying that I wasn’t too far from being a child myself. I was still energetic and such.

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pRALyMDoCBw&sns=em Nancy Drew (fka IsThisThingOn) has entered into witness protection :cool:

    :rofl: @Jenie’s lil midwife self :hahaha:

  • luVn_liFe…

    @JENIE
    I took caster oil tew. SURE DID. I was NOT about that life in the dead of summer

  • http://www.pinterest.com/pin/347762402447491602/ User Friendly

    my widwife told me to take castor oil but it didnt work. I think they had my due dates messed up anyways. 1st pregnancy was an all around disaster but my son was and is soooo perfect :love:

  • http://www.gravatar.com/avatar/db78ef2b213fd6958c1aa6773fe9a6dc?s=80 jeniefrumdabloc

    Nancy Drew (fka IsThisThingOn) has entered into witness protection :cool: says:

    :rofl: @Jenie’s lil midwife self
    ______________

    Chile all I know is I asked her brother what happened :huh: he was like all I know is she was in the bathroom shyting :shrugs: Chile my eyes was like oh shyt :eek: she drunk that damn caster oil….. I looked over to the ambulance the baby was crying :lol: It works though …..

  • http://youtu.be/RpxV8GhfiYg MisTaken if you nasty *closes housecoat* :winky:

    o Buttercup just said our wombs was too old for birthing babies on the low, didnt she? :waiting:
    ________________
    She tried it :lol:
    Luvie: She is about to give birth to a toddler. He will come out doing the 1,2 step :danban1:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_nAbQogbMOk Buttercup

    He said babies is 40 weeks if on time 9 months is a myth
    ==========
    Grandma Butter said you carry a baby for 9 moons. I got pregnant on a first quarter moon and had Lil Butter 8 first quarter moons later :coffee:

  • http://youtu.be/RpxV8GhfiYg MisTaken if you nasty *closes housecoat* :winky:

    I think I figured out that nasty emote Man AND VDOR :eek: use.. Lemme see if it works :jack:

  • I AINT MADATCHA

    Good afternoon and Happy Friday Roses!

    Honestly tho, has no one digged deeper into Cici’s conception, because she HAS been preggo for at least 50 weeks, and I don’t believe I’m exaggerating. Chit, docs nowadays giving out C-sections like government cheese. How is she still pregnant? :waiting:

  • http://youtu.be/RpxV8GhfiYg MisTaken if you nasty *closes housecoat* :winky:

    They normally post :jack: when I am on my phone and I can’t get the emote code. You can get it on a pc :grin:

  • luVn_liFe…

    my son was and is soooo perfect
    :)

  • luVn_liFe…

    :jack:

  • VDot

    They normally post :jack:

    ______________________

    :blink: Who is they?! Not moi!

  • http://www.gravatar.com/avatar/db78ef2b213fd6958c1aa6773fe9a6dc?s=80 jeniefrumdabloc

    luVn_liFe… says:

    @JENIE
    I took caster oil tew. SURE DID. I was NOT about that life in the dead of summer
    _____________

    Summer pregnancies suck azz :no: If I ever get pregnant again … I’m planning…… It was so damn hot when I was pregnant….. I went to work and home…. I couldn’t with the heat :nono:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pRALyMDoCBw&sns=em Nancy Drew (fka IsThisThingOn) has entered into witness protection :cool:

    I was saying that I wasn’t too far from being a child myself. I was still energetic and such.
    _____________________________

    plus din you say you was double-jointed and can pop your thigh outta place to allow your vortex to expel the baby into the Uni-versal soul circle of life? :eek: <<Slim voice

  • http://www.pinterest.com/pin/347762402447491602/ User Friendly

    its Jack for whoever else wants to be nassy with their emojis :lol:

    blow is another disgusting one too. it aint on the list but it works!

  • Wasting time

    Butter I don’t have the answers :lol: they took my soon early anyway. Doc said oh he over 8lbs and fully developed and you can’t walk sooo . . . Kid ended up being over 9 at 37.5 weeks :no: He still a big ole line backer.

  • http://youtu.be/RpxV8GhfiYg MisTaken if you nasty *closes housecoat* :winky:

    Grandma Butter said you carry a baby for 9 moons. I got pregnant on a first quarter moon and had Lil Butter 8 first quarter moons later :coffee:
    __________________
    Yo grandma a lie :blink: THERE I SAID! Everybody was thanking it but didn’t have the balls to say it. Get the FOH Butter Grandma :hahaha:
    I’m sorry :oops: Too far for a joke?

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pRALyMDoCBw&sns=em Nancy Drew (fka IsThisThingOn) has entered into witness protection :cool:

    I looked over to the ambulance the baby was crying
    ____________________

    :ghost:

  • http://www.gravatar.com/avatar/db78ef2b213fd6958c1aa6773fe9a6dc?s=80 jeniefrumdabloc

    Had lil J at 38 weeks :yes:

  • http://www.pinterest.com/pin/347762402447491602/ User Friendly

    he was like all I know is she was in the bathroom shyting
    ________________

    only a man would put that in the birth story like that :lol:

  • http://youtu.be/RpxV8GhfiYg MisTaken if you nasty *closes housecoat* :winky:

    I still never figured out that nerd emote :wails: I SWEAR OTB used it one day talking about her son. I was never able to get it. I will find you one day emote. *Liam Nielson voice* I will hunt you down and I will kill use you :huh:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_nAbQogbMOk Buttercup

    plus din you say you was double-jointed and can pop your thigh outta place to allow your vortex to expel the baby into the Uni-versal soul circle of life?
    =========
    :hahaha: :yes: I did a back handspring when I was almost 8 months pregnant, because a friend said he would give me $500 if I could do it.

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cqjT_YqmNas Long Time Lurker

    When you ladies were pregnant, did your husband/baby-daddy/boyfriend have any symptons like cravings and baby weight. Just curious, cause with each of the little lurkers, I gained about 35 pounds, ate everything in sight and had the shyts ( :thinks: TMI?) like nobody’s business. After each birth, that shyt just vanished. But for 9/10 months on 4 different occasions I was looking like the Pillsbury Dough Boy. I remember the pizza man would’t even take my check cause he said it won’t me. :cuss: He was at the damn address on the damn check. Made that fool follow me to the ATM.

    Granny said that it was sympathy pains. I said it was a damn curse!!!!

  • luVn_liFe…

    @LONGTIMElurker

    YUP my son’s father was fcuking throwing up and sick as a dog. didn’t know I was preggos till a few weeks after that.
    *his sorry ass*

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_nAbQogbMOk Buttercup

    Yo grandma a lie :blink: THERE I SAID! Everybody was thanking it but didn’t have the balls to say it. Get the FOH Butter Grandma :hahaha:
    I’m sorry :oops: Too far for a joke?
    ==========
    :karate: Talmbout Grandma Butter. Heck yeah you done took it too far. You goin tuh jail nie :box:

    :lol: But for real, she had 15 kids, so I used to always listen closely when she spoke about baby stuff. No need to reinvent the wheel.

  • luVn_liFe…

    :lol:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_nAbQogbMOk Buttercup

    When you ladies were pregnant, did your husband/baby-daddy/boyfriend have any symptons like cravings and baby weight.
    ============
    :yes: It’s said that guys experience symptoms too.

  • http://youtu.be/RpxV8GhfiYg MisTaken if you nasty *closes housecoat* :winky:

    L)
    :O
    8>

  • http://www.pinterest.com/pin/347762402447491602/ User Friendly

    my son’s father got sick while I was pregnant too.

    ……but that was because my friend put roots on him. :tea:

  • Wasting time

    Yes Lurker. He ate every time I ate and said well I’m not going to watch you! At the end of my pregnancy I was just a meat eater :no: So he’d come home like I can use a steak!! :yes:

  • luVn_liFe…

    ……but that was because my friend put roots on him.
    ~~~~~~~~
    :blink:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pRALyMDoCBw&sns=em Nancy Drew (fka IsThisThingOn) has entered into witness protection :cool:

    I did a back handspring when I was almost 8 months pregnant, because a friend said he would give me $500 if I could do it.
    _______________________________

    :huh: Lil Butter got velcro shoes or nah? :waiting:
    j/k – i know your baby ill smart (and bourgeois :tea: ) :heart:

  • http://youtu.be/RpxV8GhfiYg MisTaken if you nasty *closes housecoat* :winky:

    I just re-remembered Lurker was a dude :facepalm: I was like :gossip: what she talking about. She all :whistle: if I were boy and ish.
    Excuse me :kona:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_nAbQogbMOk Buttercup

    Lil Butter got velcro shoes or nah?
    =========
    :crying1:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pRALyMDoCBw&sns=em Nancy Drew (fka IsThisThingOn) has entered into witness protection :cool:

    I want Lurker’s wife to come get her husband!!!!!!
    :rofl:
    :rofl:
    :rofl:

  • http://www.pinterest.com/pin/347762402447491602/ User Friendly

    Lil Butter got velcro shoes or nah
    ___________

    so you gone just talk about her granny and her chile all on the same day? :lol:

    welp, Butter you shouldnta called us old :shrugs: see there. now she gone talk about all generations of the Butter family.

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cqjT_YqmNas Long Time Lurker

    User Friendly says:

    ……but that was because my friend put roots on him.
    _________________________________________________

    :stop: Done’t get me started on RUTTS (Mama Peaches voice). She believed in that shyt wholeheartedly. Didn’t practice it, but damn sho belived in it. Scare the shyt outta me. Had me thinking every woman I dated was a damn Rutt Dr. :coffee:

  • Who Dat

    My husband Dubb9 deddy was fugggggged UP I was preggars. He had more morning sickness than ME :rofl:

  • http://youtu.be/RpxV8GhfiYg MisTaken if you nasty *closes housecoat* :winky:

    Lil Butter got velcro shoes or nah?
    ______________________
    Ya’ll seen Taken?
    Nah she dead. She died reading comment #86 :ghost:

  • San ah make ya dance

    Just curious, cause with each of the little lurkers, I gained about 35 pounds, ate everything in sight and had the shyts ( :thinks: TMI?) like nobody’s business. After each birth, that shyt just vanished. But for 9/10 months on 4 different occasions I was looking like the Pillsbury Dough Boy.
    ————-
    :ghost: :dead:

  • San ah make ya dance

    *his sorry ass*
    ————
    :rofl:

  • VDot

    :huh: Lil Butter got velcro shoes or nah? :waiting:

    __________________

    LOG OFF!!! Not now, but RIGHT now!!

    :rofl:

  • Who Dat

    Off topic…I got unwanted guests in my yard. Ducks and GEESE that are mean and nasty as HELL. How I get rid of em? Everyday I drive up. Here they go. :chase:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pRALyMDoCBw&sns=em Nancy Drew (fka IsThisThingOn) has entered into witness protection :cool:

    but that was because my friend put roots on him. :tea:
    _____________________

    :hahaha:
    i been tryna ignore your font all day! :phew: WHUT is wrong w/you?! :rofl:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_nAbQogbMOk Buttercup

    welp, Butter you shouldnta called us old :shrugs: see there. now she gone talk about all generations of the Butter family.
    ===========
    God don’t like ugly. I discovered last night that dude “trimmed” about 4 inches off the back of my hair when I went to the salon while in GA. The only thing I could think of is how I cut up on here, and God ain’t pleased. I guess I’ll be a bald head scallywag before the year is over :hahaha:

  • http://youtu.be/RpxV8GhfiYg MisTaken if you nasty *closes housecoat* :winky:

    Pregnant sympathy Lurker be like “I’m sad because I’m fat.. I ‘m fat because I’m sad… I’m eat because I’m sad… I’m fat because I eat… I’m mad because I’m sad..I’m sad so I eat..

    Hello :cell: can I get a cheese pizza? Whatchu mean I can’t get no pizza cause this ain’t me?! That ok I just :jack: into a cup for a mysterious donor to have a baby. I got cash. Now can I get my $10 pizza or nah???

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pRALyMDoCBw&sns=em Nancy Drew (fka IsThisThingOn) has entered into witness protection :cool:

    I was like :gossip: what she talking about.
    ____________________

    :hahaha: *sigh* :hahaha:

  • Wasting time

    So taken you just gonna use JACK i every post for the rest of da day ?

  • http://youtu.be/RpxV8GhfiYg MisTaken if you nasty *closes housecoat* :winky:

    BUSTED OUT LAUGHING AT MY DESK. Butter walking around like :winky: Didn’t even know her WHOLE neck was out cause it’s been hot. You ain’t got no hangtime fren??? You a baldheaded hoe like Imus said huh? This you > :angry:

  • http://youtu.be/RpxV8GhfiYg MisTaken if you nasty *closes housecoat* :winky:

    Yes I will find a way to use :jack: till I leave in 5 minutes.
    Also ain’t nobody finna put them evil RUTTS on my babies :nono: I am going to buy the little Takes shoes with strings this weekend. I just realized they both got velco :crying1: NOT ON MY WATCH MFs… NOT ON MY WATCH

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pRALyMDoCBw&sns=em Nancy Drew (fka IsThisThingOn) has entered into witness protection :cool:

    so you gone just talk about her granny and her chile all on the same day?
    _______________________

    :stop: LTOSR!
    EYE didn’t say nothing bout Grammy Butter! :nono: That *sissy points at Taken* was Taken!
    see, you tryna have me covered in pot ash for no reason :kona:
    you aint loyal :rolleyes: :lol:

  • http://www.pinterest.com/pin/347762402447491602/ User Friendly

    my friend really did put roots on him, Nancy! if your friend wont put roots on somebody for you thats not your real friend :rofl:

    she came in all slyly one day and asked me if I wanted her to put roots on him. I said NO :stop: but the way she said OK let me know she had already done it.

    talmbout she done already met with somebody just in case. :rolleyes:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cqjT_YqmNas Long Time Lurker

    MisTaken if you nasty *closes housecoat* :winky: says:

    Pregnant sympathy Lurker be like “I’m sad because I’m fat.. I ‘m fat because I’m sad… I’m eat because I’m sad… I’m fat because I eat… I’m mad because I’m sad..I’m sad so I eat..

    Hello can I get a cheese pizza? Whatchu mean I can’t get no pizza cause this ain’t me?! That ok I just :jack: into a cup for a mysterious donor to have a baby. I got cash. Now can I get my $10 pizza or nah???
    _______________________________________________________

    Pizza & Banana Pudding were my favs. If I got both of dem bytches at the same damn time……. Ashid, youda thought I was in the middle of a Menage Trois. FOR REAL!!!! And don’t let me happen upon a half gallon Breyers Strawberry Ice Cream……. :ghost:

  • luVn_liFe…

    Get a bbgun dubb. I t will solve it :yes:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_nAbQogbMOk Buttercup

    You ain’t got no hangtime fren??? You a baldheaded hoe like Imus said huh? This you > :angry:
    ===========
    :wail: Man, yeah! If I straightened my hair, I would have the Miguel/ Anita Baker/ Bruno Mars ‘do. I had straw curls, so I couldn’t tell. I was washing my hair last last night, and I was trying to run my fingers along my hair in the back, and it they were just feeling my neck :crying1: He did me dirty.

  • luVn_liFe…

    Didn’t even know her WHOLE neck was out cause it’s been hot. You ain’t got no hangtime fren??? You a baldheaded hoe like Imus said huh? This you > :angry:
    ~~~~~~~~~~~~~
    WHET R U Talking bout??
    :hahaha:
    :crying:

  • Who Dat

    Why yall tambout lil Budder got Velcro shoes? Gawd

    :ghost:

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    luVn_liFe… says:

    Get a bbgun dubb. I t will solve it
    ______________

    :yes: yup! or some trail mix mixed with rat poison.

  • http://youtu.be/RpxV8GhfiYg MisTaken if you nasty *closes housecoat* :winky:

    @Lurker: Taken2’s first real sentence was May I have pizza please? We were driving and werelike :huh: She pointed out the window to a Pizza Hut and said May I have a pizza PLEASE :grin: My husband was like “We got ta get it for her cause she asked in a complete sentence with please” and pulled over immejiately and ordered one on his app. She been greedy and fat on the inside very since :facepalm:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_nAbQogbMOk Buttercup

    Why yall tambout lil Budder got Velcro shoes? Gawd
    ==========
    They are so RUDE, Dubb! :chase:

  • luVn_liFe…

    Kendra WILKINSON had her BabY

  • http://youtu.be/RpxV8GhfiYg MisTaken if you nasty *closes housecoat* :winky:

    I was trying to run my fingers along my hair in the back, and it they were just feeling my neck
    _______________
    Butter you was running fangers through your hair :winky: and it was real quick huh? :rofl: Like (insert hand into hair) JOOP (hand byke out your head) JOOP. You do it 3 more times and be like YOU MOTHER SUCKA :wtf: :wails

  • Who Dat

    @Aroth and homegirls said Imma go to gel if I kill them birds @Luvn. Daddy Dubb said I need to get fake snakes and put em in the front and backyard. Bad part about THAT is he said more than likely one of em done laid some eggs somewhere close or they wouldn’t keep coming over here.

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cqjT_YqmNas Long Time Lurker

    <<<<<——– YALL!!! Have a good weekend!

  • Who Dat

    They got til May 23rd to hatch whatever babies they got round here. They all gonna get the trail mix special!

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pRALyMDoCBw&sns=em Nancy Drew (fka IsThisThingOn) has entered into witness protection :cool:

    I’m CRINE :crying1: so bad now cause yall got so much going on in here! :hahaha:

    Butter is near ball-headed now!
    User bestie is a witch!
    Taken tryna get her chirren outta velcro fore her hubby get byke!
    Lurker ate himself into a whole new identify!
    :crying1:
    :crying1:
    :crying1:
    :crying1:
    :ghost:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_nAbQogbMOk Buttercup

    Butter you was running fangers through your hair :winky: and it was real quick huh? :rofl: Like (insert hand into hair) JOOP (hand byke out your head) JOOP. You do it 3 more times and be like YOU MOTHER SUCKA :wtf: :wail:
    ===========
    :rofl: Yes! My hair has major shrinkage, so I don’t even want to see it when it’s straightened. He didn’t have to do me like that though :hahaha:

    I can’t even do my messy bun anymore :wail:

  • VDot

    luVn_liFe… says:

    Kendra WILKINSON had her BabY

    _________________

    I didn’t know she was preggo. :lol:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pRALyMDoCBw&sns=em Nancy Drew (fka IsThisThingOn) has entered into witness protection :cool:

    *waves Dubb away from the blog* :nono: iont eem wanna know what YOU got going on :no: :crying1:

  • VDot

    :dead: at Nancy’s recap. That sounds about right :yes:

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    Who Dat says:

    @Aroth and homegirls said Imma go to gel if I kill them birds
    _______________

    only if somebody calls the ppl on you. then just shoot they asses too.

    you cant die from a bb gun wound, right? :kona:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_nAbQogbMOk Buttercup

    Dubb is about to have PETA camped out on her front lawn.

  • Wasting time

    I was trying to run my fingers along my hair in the back, and it they were just feeling my neck
    :rofl:

  • http://www.pinterest.com/pin/347762402447491602/ User Friendly

    Buttercup says:

    Dubb is about to have PETA camped out on her front lawn.
    _______________

    well they betta bring some catch and release traps with them with they come or they might can catch a bb too :shotsfired:

  • ShoYaRight

    UPDATE! UPDATE! UPDATE!
    ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
    ‘BOYFRIEND’ OF ACCUSED 34-YEAR-OLD HS SOPHOMORE ‘SHOCKED’

    http: //7online.com/news/boyfriend-of-accused-34-year-old-hs-sophomore-shocked/63440/

    Friday, May 16, 2014

    The 34-year-old from Texas accused of enrolling as a high school sophomore even fooled a man who said he was her boyfriend into thinking she was an innocent teenager, the man said.

    Rickie Williams told KLTV, the ABC News affiliate in East Texas, that he had been dating Charity Anne Johnson since last summer. The 23-year-old said he learned of her arrest on Thursday.

    Woman Accused of Posing as High School Student

    “My best friend showed me and I was shocked,” he told the station.

    Williams said Johnson, accused of posing as a 15-year-old sophomore at New Life Christian School in Longview, Texas, told him she was 18 years old.

    New details continued to emerge days after Johnson, who allegedly enrolled at the high school in October using the name Charity Stevens, was arrested after allegedly giving Longview Police a fake name and age.

    Osarieme Obaseki, who runs What About Us, a non-profit group for women and girls in need, told ABC News Johnson first called her last month, claiming to be a 14-year-old who needed help. The pair began talking on the phone and Obaseki, who lives in Dallas, gave Johnson advice and became a motherly figure during their conversations, she said.

    Obaseki, 40, said she never spoke to Tamica Lincoln, who was Johnson’s guardian in Longview at the time.

    “Soon, I began to be called, ‘Mom,'” Obaseki said. “I would hear her say little things like, ‘What if I popped up in Dallas?'”

    That’s exactly what happened, Obaseki said.

    Johnson took a train to Dallas to visit Obaseki for Mother’s Day, even bringing her a homemade, construction paper card, Obaseki said. Over the weekend, Obaseki became suspicious.

    “I can’t really explain it, but I listened to her and knew something wasn’t right. Her stories were changing,” Obaseki said. “When my sister saw her, she said, ‘That is not a child, look at her body!'”

    Obaseki said she suspected there were other people Johnson called “Mom.”

    “It’s just been a lot of lies and cover-up,” she said. “Nobody I spoke to has said it’s ever been a financial situation. She had money! It’s not that, at all.”

    Obaseki contacted Lincoln and the pair determined Johnson was lying about her age after calling McDonald’s, where Johnson worked, she said.

    “The manager verified she had two applications on file,” Obaseki said. “One birthday was 1982, the other was 1979. Either way, it proved she’s too old to be in high school.”

    Johnson’s real birthday was November 1979, police said.

    ABC News could not reach Johnson or any of her family members for comment. Police said she was being held on $500 bond at Gregg County Jail, accused of failure to ID herself and giving false and fictitious information, and had not yet had a lawyer appointed to represent her.

    In the meantime, other people who knew Johnson have been coming forward.

    “We have all wondered about her because she’s always quiet and to herself, you know,” Roshunda Floyd, who works at the Walmart in Longview, told KLTV.

    Johnson worked at the McDonald’s inside the Walmart.

    Obaseki was eager to warn people about the woman she believed had lied about her age, on the possibility there might be prior cases.

    “I want people to be aware of what she has done,” she said. “This goes farther than Longview and Dallas.”

    Obaseki added that there’s one moment from Johnson’s visit she can’t forget.

    “The irony of it is that she writes,” Obaseki said, “and she would say, ‘Momma, I’m going to be famous one day.’ And well, you’re famous! She’s famous!”

  • http://youtu.be/RpxV8GhfiYg MisTaken if you nasty *closes housecoat* :winky:

    @Butter: I ain’t trying to end up like Sheri Shep :bite: I already had the scissors incident. He come home tonight and point the Velcro on they shoes out I’m done for :hahaha:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_nAbQogbMOk Buttercup

    well they betta bring some catch and release traps with them with they come or they might can catch a bb too
    =========
    You know they don’t want to solve problems. They are strictly animal rights activists. They complain. That’s it.

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_nAbQogbMOk Buttercup

    The 23-year-old said he learned of her arrest on Thursday.
    =========
    A 23 year old who thought he was dating an 18 year old, but she was really a 34 year old posing as a 15 year old :facepalm:

  • VDot

    Johnson took a train to Dallas to visit Obaseki for Mother’s Day, even bringing her a homemade, construction paper card, Obaseki said.

    ______________

    :dead: :dead:

    Bish you’re claiming 15 not 5! Obaeski’s sister got a whiff of her grown woman smell :yes:

  • http://youtu.be/RpxV8GhfiYg MisTaken if you nasty *closes housecoat* :winky:

    Ole fat arse Chastity was a fry chef at MACDONNAS :no: She should’ve been patient and she could’ve been a manager like Calvin

  • http://www.pinterest.com/pin/347762402447491602/ User Friendly

    A 23 year old who thought he was dating an 18 year old, but she was really a 34 year old posing as a 15 year old
    _______________

    :lol: thats what he gets

  • VDot

    That heffa was trying to re-create the movie Never Been Kissed :hahaha:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pRALyMDoCBw&sns=em Nancy Drew (fka IsThisThingOn) has entered into witness protection :cool:

    “When my sister saw her, she said, ‘That is not a child, look at her body!’”
    __________________________

    :crying1:
    :ghost:

  • VDot

    Let me find out Rickie Williams is Man :huh:

  • SummerBaby

    A 23 year old who thought he was dating an 18 year old, but she was really a 34 year old posing as a 15 year old
    _______________
    :huh: :rofl:

  • http://www.pinterest.com/pin/347762402447491602/ User Friendly

    “When my sister saw her, she said, ‘That is not a child, look at her body!’”
    _________

    bish probably had a c-section scar and them ol skool vaccination marks on her shoulder. :lol:

    you wrong for that Charity. you dead wrong, lady.

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BpImj7RI0Rc Man, I just don’t care™

    Ole fat arse Chastity was a fry chef at MACDONNAS She should’ve been patient and she could’ve been a manager like Calvin
    _________

    :rofl:

    I wonder what ol Calvin doin these days? That nigga should own a franchise by now. :lol:

  • http://youtu.be/RpxV8GhfiYg MisTaken if you nasty *closes housecoat* :winky:

    bish probably had a c-section scar and them ol skool vaccination marks on her shoulder.
    ——-
    I got got :crying1: :bye:

  • VDot

    bish probably had a c-section scar and them ol skool vaccination marks on her shoulder

    _________________________

    :rofl: :rofl: But why did I Google Image vaccination marks shoulder :lol:

  • SummerBaby

    “When my sister saw her, she said, ‘That is not a child, look at her body!’”
    _________
    :hahaha:

  • Wasting time

    A 23 year old who thought he was dating an 18 year old, but she was really a 34 year old posing as a 15 year old
    ================
    Well said!

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pRALyMDoCBw&sns=em Nancy Drew (fka IsThisThingOn) has entered into witness protection :cool:

    bish probably had a c-section scar and them ol skool vaccination marks on her shoulder.
    ______________________

    *snorts* :rofl: :rofl:

  • http://www.pinterest.com/pin/347762402447491602/ User Friendly

    :lol: my mama has that ol school vaccination mark on her shoulder. what IS that? do your parents/grandparents have one?

    I think ppl from other countries get them too sometimes.

  • Crickett

    First post on Ciara being pregnant was October 2013, first pic of belly was at the Ludacris Basketball Game at Morehouse college. I suspect baby in due in June/July.

  • luVn_liFe…

    He should shut his mouth, He thought she was 18 but YEW 23 PERVERT

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_nAbQogbMOk Buttercup

    bish probably had a c-section scar and them ol skool vaccination marks on her shoulder.
    ========
    Y’all really trying to kill me today, huh?

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BpImj7RI0Rc Man, I just don’t care™

    23 and 18 and he a pervert?

    :rofl:

    That chit don’t even make sense.

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pRALyMDoCBw&sns=em Nancy Drew (fka IsThisThingOn) has entered into witness protection :cool:

    my mama has that ol school vaccination mark on her shoulder. what IS that?
    ____________________

    its from those lil multi-pronged needles that look like the end of your fios cable you attached to the byke of your tv… :kona:

  • luVn_liFe…

    MAN
    he sees she’s still in school. It really is a non factor, cause she’s 35
    :shrug:

  • BullSweetness

    So basically Charity was down to the McDonalds and people kept telling her how young she looked. She saw how all the kids got whatever they wanted from McDonalds… no dollar menu for them, they were ordering the ‘BIG’ sandwiches. Then she rubbed her hands together like Birdman was like ‘Looka here playboy I’m ‘bout to go act like I’m 15 right and I’ma get all the stuff the chil’ren get.’ —- Like how did she come to that conclusion? :sideeye:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_nAbQogbMOk Buttercup

    its from those lil multi-pronged needles that look like the end of your fios cable you attached to the byke of your tv
    ============
    :ghost:

    Why am I getting a Delia’s ad at the bottom of my browser? I think Auntie is trying to call me childish on the low.

  • http://www.pinterest.com/pin/347762402447491602/ User Friendly

    its from those lil multi-pronged needles that look like the end of your fios cable you attached to the byke of your tv…
    ___________

    well they look HIDEOUS!

    bye yall. have a good weekend :grill:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BpImj7RI0Rc Man, I just don’t care™

    he sees she’s still in school.
    _________

    So… :shrugs:

    :lol:

    People gettin just ridiculous. You think early 20 something dudes and teenage girls ain’t goin phuck and if they do the dudes are perverts?

    I mean, sit down, and really use your brain on this… now, do you still believe this? :lol:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pRALyMDoCBw&sns=em Nancy Drew (fka IsThisThingOn) has entered into witness protection :cool:

    Bye User! :hi:
    Oh! tell ya fren we said ‘hey gurrrl’ :bite: *blows kisses* :kona:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pRALyMDoCBw&sns=em Nancy Drew (fka IsThisThingOn) has entered into witness protection :cool:

    Hay @Man :hi:

    did you ban anybody today? :think:

  • DYmondgurl

    its from those lil multi-pronged needles
    —————–
    By why it leave that deformed mark? :shrug:

    I would like at my mums mark like :blink: and had to touch it :kona:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pRALyMDoCBw&sns=em Nancy Drew (fka IsThisThingOn) has entered into witness protection :cool:

    By why it leave that deformed mark?
    _______________

    maybe cause they scratched it :shrug:

  • Tink Tink :newbie:

    :peace:
    Thanks for all of the entertainment…I’m out to enjoy my weekend with my #cumbucket :blow:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pRALyMDoCBw&sns=em Nancy Drew (fka IsThisThingOn) has entered into witness protection :cool:

    Aight, Tink… have a great weekend… :facepalm:
    :lol:

  • Tink Tink :newbie:

    Whatever happened to Caramel something or other…the big Kenya fan. She still come by here?

  • Wasting time

    :nite:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pRALyMDoCBw&sns=em Nancy Drew (fka IsThisThingOn) has entered into witness protection :cool:

    :nite: Wasting!

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_nAbQogbMOk Buttercup

    Oh, so everyone wants to leave now.

  • missyJ

    Folks dipping out early this FRYE-DAY

  • missyJ

    :think: we’ve had posts about CiCi en masse lately, not one time has she been meeting with her wedding planner, dress designer, she didn’t even give her mama flowers on Mother’s Day let alone order some wedding flowers… What’s up with this “wedding”?

  • DYmondgurl

    Nancy talk some BIG show mess and see if sandra really gave MAN some powers :wink:

    im soooooo :yawn:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BpImj7RI0Rc Man, I just don’t care™

    Nancy talk some BIG show mess and see if sandra really gave MAN some powers
    __________________

    Don’t do it! :nono:

    :pc: <<<me booting mofos up outta here!

    :rofl:

  • http://sandrarose.com Sandra Rose

    missyJ says:

    :think: we’ve had posts about CiCi en masse lately, not one time has she been meeting with her wedding planner, dress designer, she didn’t even give her mama flowers on Mother’s Day let alone order some wedding flowers… What’s up with this “wedding”?
    _________________

    I think Ciara is beginning to realize that her feelings might betray her — as they have betrayed her every other time she thought she was “in love.” Maybe she has decided to cool her heels and wait this one out — until the Dopamine fades — to see if she really loves this guy.

  • http://sandrarose.com Sandra Rose

    Did Man ban anyone today? I had to leave my office to run an errand. :D

  • DYmondgurl

    :rofl: I knew thatid turn u up *snickers*

    I wouldnt dare break a rule of yours :no: anybody that despise Bron as much as u do :hugs:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_nAbQogbMOk Buttercup

    I think I’m about to dip out too.

    Maybe she’s waiting to get settled after having the baby to start planning for the wedding.

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BpImj7RI0Rc Man, I just don’t care™

    @SANDRA
    I was nice… :D

    A few ladies were testing me today tho talkin bout my baby Kim! :mad:
    But you know… I was tryin to let them express themselves a lil bit.

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pRALyMDoCBw&sns=em Nancy Drew (fka IsThisThingOn) has entered into witness protection :cool:

    so DYmondgurl, you gon try to get me :banned: just like that?!
    you not loyal :nono:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pRALyMDoCBw&sns=em Nancy Drew (fka IsThisThingOn) has entered into witness protection :cool:

    Sandra, ain’t noboby thinking about Man! :rofl:

  • DYmondgurl

    Nancy now u know MAN aint got no more BAN POWER than U or I :phew: soooo U can say all u want about them roach killas :hahaha:

    Besides he cant boot nothin outta here if he cant embeen lift that club shoe :D

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BpImj7RI0Rc Man, I just don’t care™

    :eek:

    Marks down Dymund Gurl’s name!
    :rules: <<<remember what I say!

  • DYmondgurl

    ut ohh :kona: see yall mooonday :grill:

  • CocoKhaleesi

    Unless she crop walking in front of a newspaper with today’s date… She done dropped that load… Question is does anyone care if she had the baby or not..