Renee Zellweger

Actress Renee Zellweger's face is still trending on Twitter.com. In a bid to recapture her sun kissed youth of yesteryear, Zellweger went under the knife -- with spectacular results.

On Tuesday morning, photos of the 45-year-old actress at Elle's Women in Hollywood Awards began trending on Twitter.

Shock set in as more and more fans realized the pictures were not Photoshopped.

But Zellweger is taking all the attention and criticism in stride.

“I’m living a different, happy, more fulfilling life and I’m thrilled that perhaps it shows,” Zellweger told People magazine.

"My friends say that I look peaceful. I am healthy. For a long time I wasn’t doing such a good job with that. I took a schedule that is not realistically sustainable and didn’t allow for taking care of myself. Rather than stopping to recalibrate, I kept running until I was depleted and made bad choices about how to conceal the exhaustion. I was aware of the chaos and finally chose different things.”

Zellweger added: “It seems the folks who come digging around for some nefarious truth which doesn’t exist won’t get off my porch until I answer the door."

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    • http://www.nj.com/hudson/index.ssf/2011/12/jersey_citys_prince_the_pimp_d.html User Friendly

      that family guy sketch must have really gotten to her :smh:

    • Crimsonchick

      Hmmm, i didn't know happiness could change your face like that… I see what you did there Renee. :thinking:

    • OutsidetheBox

      Umm Renee. Sweetie. Sugah. Honey..Ice tea...we can see. :shrug:

    • Time to Waste

      That is "work"? She look 45 on the right?
      Looks like she lost weight though.

      I can't call it :shrug:

    • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rCr4EJSUcCU Zoe B.

      She looks older but better. Like if she did it when she was younger good. Now it looks like she used to look good in her 20s

    • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J2SQh007k6U missyJ

      Meg Ryan should've used her guy :thumbsup: Renee new face is purty

    • UpgradedLurker

      She looks like her own drunk Auntie

    • UpgradedLurker

      She looks like her own drunk Auntie

    • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dkcCHR-7FNA Man, I just don’t care™

      She doesn't look healthy or happy. :no:

    • UpgradedLurker

      She looks like her own drunk Auntie

    • https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ypRKb0xKVQ8 VDot

      Wait, is this bish tryna say she didn't have work done :huh: Can't be. She literally put an entire new face on. She looks nothing like herself :no:

    • Yawncé

      She looked way better with her sour lemon pucker face

    • UpgradedLurker

      I have absolutely no idea why that posted three times... *goes back to lurking*

    • Jay3088

      I miss the old Renee Zellweger but if she's happy that's all that matters.

    • Beta

      :blink:

    • https://www.etsy.com/shop/AMarieNaturals lovezoe

      She got her face done. Eyes, teeth, mouth, nose, and chin.

    • https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ypRKb0xKVQ8 VDot

      She looks like her own drunk Auntie

      ______________

      :rofl: She does tho. And like she smokes a pack of Virginia Slims with her drank :koolaid:

    • SummerBaby

      That's a huge difference.

    • http://www.nj.com/hudson/index.ssf/2011/12/jersey_citys_prince_the_pimp_d.html User Friendly

      Crimsonchick says:

      Hmmm, i didn’t know happiness could change your face like that… I see what you did there Renee
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      :lol: she outchea looking like 'Face Off'

    • http://www.gravatar.com/avatar/db78ef2b213fd6958c1aa6773fe9a6dc?s=80 jeniefrumdabloc

      Good lord :shock: that looks like a different person

    • http://www.gravatar.com/avatar/db78ef2b213fd6958c1aa6773fe9a6dc?s=80 jeniefrumdabloc

      Matter fact she looks damn near 60 yikes :eek: FAIL!

    • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dkcCHR-7FNA Man, I just don’t care™

      She had an "Iconic" look. I don't like the new look at all. :no:
      But I've always liked natural women. That plastic surgery chit is rarely an improvement.

    • OutsidetheBox

      Off the rip, I can see skin from the eyelid removed..

    • SOTHERNGRL

      When I saw this on Entertainment Tonight last night I thought it wasn't this dramatic just maybe put her hair back the same color;but looking at this pic did she get the color of her eyes changed. I mean I'm not trying to get the contained :trophy: today or no chit like that but I swear it looks like her eyeballs got changed too.

    • inter_loop

      The fact that most aging black women hold on to thier God-given identity...wait. Why has the white woman been the standard of beauty for so long? I live in Los Angeles, and I'm from Atlanta, and plastic surgery–obvious plastic surgery–is trendy. She looks the pretty walking dead to me. I appreciate Oprah's beauty way more than I do this salty looking catfish.

    • http://www.nj.com/hudson/index.ssf/2011/12/jersey_citys_prince_the_pimp_d.html User Friendly

      But I’ve always liked natural women
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      who typed this and what have you done with Man? :blink:

    • http://www.gravatar.com/avatar/db78ef2b213fd6958c1aa6773fe9a6dc?s=80 jeniefrumdabloc

      “I’m living a different, happy, more fulfilling life and I’m thrilled that perhaps it shows,” Zellweger told People magazine
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      You's a lie bytch :stop: do you see your damn face ..... it looks more like hard and I do mean hard times :phew:

    • Time to Waste

      But I’ve always liked natural women. That plastic surgery chit is rarely an improvement.
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      :shock:
      The Phuck!!
      :rofl:

    • OutsidetheBox

      I like to think if I had some nips and tucks, I wouldnt care what nary a body thought :think: Maybe thats what she means by "happy?"

      Simply stating "I like it." Basically.

    • http://www.nj.com/hudson/index.ssf/2011/12/jersey_citys_prince_the_pimp_d.html User Friendly

      Sothern I noticed that too. Ion thnk thats her. I need a dna test or some fingerprints. that aint no dam Renee :nono:

    • http://www.gravatar.com/avatar/db78ef2b213fd6958c1aa6773fe9a6dc?s=80 jeniefrumdabloc

      Man, I just don't care™ says:

      She had an “Iconic” look. I don’t like the new look at all. :no:
      But I’ve always liked natural women. That plastic surgery chit is rarely an improvement.
      ____________

      :blink: so you been fronting in the rose garden this entire time

    • https://www.etsy.com/shop/AMarieNaturals lovezoe

      But I’ve always liked natural women. That plastic surgery chit is rarely an improvement
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      :rofl: :rofl:

    • Time to Waste

      I mean I’m not trying to get the contained :trophy: today or no chit like that
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      BOL!!!
      :rofl:

    • Aprilbaby

      I never got the hype around her. NEVER!

    • SummerBaby

      I mean I’m not trying to get the contained today or no chit like that but I swear it looks like her eyeballs got changed too.
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      I thought this too :tea:

    • SOTHERNGRL

      That is “work”? She look 45 on the right?
      Looks like she lost weight though.
      I can’t call it
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      :no: :nono: I will not agree with this statement maam I am 45 and this heffa is making 45 look bad no matter which pic.

    • http://youtu.be/xdT5uC4dtgo MisTaken: Loyal reader :champ: and your pastor’s #1 prayer warrior :pray:

      @User So you saying IF she had a baby and she ran her friends gently across her face as a signal she would NOT :stop: recognize her? :hahaha: I swear FACE OFF is one of my favorite movies.
      Oh and me and MR read and did the Love Lang test. His language was physical affirmation? SHOCKER :rolleyes: That’s really how he expresses his love :eek: Mine was a mix of verbal/action/gift :lol: Cancers be wanting it ALL

    • OutsidetheBox

      Why has the white woman been the standard of beauty for so long?
      ___________

      Arent you a journalist?

    • https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ypRKb0xKVQ8 VDot

      who typed this and what have you done with Man? :blink:

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      :rofl: Lately he's been typing sh!t that had me like :blink: but then he'll follow it up by calling us hoes and lusting over Kim, so I'm like oh that's that nigga :eyeroll: :hahaha:

    • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dkcCHR-7FNA Man, I just don’t care™

      :blink:
      You know what... lemme sign out for today. Yall must be conspiring to phuck with me today. :think:

    • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J2SQh007k6U missyJ

      he had an “Iconic” look. I don’t like the new look at all. :no:
      But I’ve always liked natural women. That plastic surgery chit is rarely an improvement.

      ==========

      You bout to get Smote for that lie :pray: repent now sucka

    • http://youtu.be/xdT5uC4dtgo MisTaken: Loyal reader :champ: and your pastor’s #1 prayer warrior :pray:

      Uhhh why Renee face look like the before picture for the blue peel Luvie had? :no: Sis :stop:
      Speaking of that Luvie I’mma need to get some after pics of the process. Since you judging my pics that I showed you out of WUB :cry: < -- face cry face

    • Gigi26

      She looks haggard. Sprite women are the queens of self hate and it shows: Botox, face lifts, anything to please the men that cheat on them without an afterthought :no:

      I mean she looks like a completely different person. WTF. That's gross Renee, but if it makes you happy :shrugs:

      Do know you ain't getting any more gigs after that shyt tho :lol:

    • inter_loop

      I feel sorry for women. You all have it bad when it comes to aging gracefully. Men do too in some cases, but women mostly. But what about Felicia Rashaad, Oprah Winfrey, Tina Turner, Patti Labelle (nose job ok), Cicily Tyson, Loretta Devine... I can go on and on. <------ These women are examples of grace.

    • SOTHERNGRL

      Matter fact she looks damn near 60 yikes FAIL!
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      :thankyou: @Jenie this heffa looks tragic.

    • Savannah

      These are obviously two different people! :sideeye:

    • https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ypRKb0xKVQ8 VDot

      I mean I’m not trying to get the contained :trophy: today or no chit like that but I swear it looks like her eyeballs got changed too.

      _______________

      :rofl: :rofl:

      Naw, everythang on that bish changed. Fer fingerprints prolly ain't the same either :no: . I know they gave her grief when she tried to check in at the VIP table. Who are you bish and what have you done with Renee? :blink:

    • https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ypRKb0xKVQ8 VDot

      I appreciate Oprah’s beauty way more than I do this salty looking catfish.

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      Oprah got a lot of men on this blog that lust over her :yes: . I can dig it :fistbump:

    • Time to Waste

      You know what… lemme sign out for today. Yall must be conspiring to phuck with me today.
      --------------------
      Come back!!
      We agree with you, just :shock: as chit it came from you!!

    • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J2SQh007k6U missyJ

      Cicily Tyson

      =========

      I respectfully disagree :tea:

    • Gigi26

      But what about Felicia Rashaad, Oprah Winfrey, Tina Turner, Patti Labelle (nose job ok), Cicily Tyson, Loretta Devine… I can go on and on.
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      :yes: Some of us don't fall prey to that shyt...but unfortunately in Hollywood its either comply or be like Paula Jai living in a roach motel for 50 bucks a day :shrugs:

      Pick your battles wisely :yes:

    • http://www.nj.com/hudson/index.ssf/2011/12/jersey_citys_prince_the_pimp_d.html User Friendly

      Aprilbaby says:

      I never got the hype around her. NEVER!
      ______________

      I like her voice. her and jennifer tilly. :phew: ooooh weee.

    • Apparition

      Why she pick Sarah Jessica Parker out of the face book?

    • Savannah

      Cecily Tyson? :sideeye:

    • OutsidetheBox

      I respectfully disagree
      _______

      She's 80..ish? You dont think she looks good? :lol:

    • Vanna is the root of all evil

      I am pro going under the knife. If it makes you feel better getting your nose nioped a little why not?

    • Time to Waste

      Why she pick Sarah Jessica Parker out of the face book
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      :rofl:

      What is in your gravie? Looks like a powerful statement!

    • http://www.gravatar.com/avatar/db78ef2b213fd6958c1aa6773fe9a6dc?s=80 jeniefrumdabloc

      missyJ says:

      Cicily Tyson
      =========
      I respectfully disagree
      ___________

      :dead: I think she is still beautiful :yes:

    • https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ypRKb0xKVQ8 VDot

      :eek: Mine was a mix of verbal/action/gift :lol: Cancers be wanting it ALL

      ___________

      :rofl: :yes: ALL :eek:

    • scorpio

      She looks mean, like the type of lady that always is pissed off. Being rude to the clerks in a department store.

    • https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ypRKb0xKVQ8 VDot

      Apparition says:

      Why she pick Sarah Jessica Parker out of the face book?

      ______________

      :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

    • http://www.nj.com/hudson/index.ssf/2011/12/jersey_citys_prince_the_pimp_d.html User Friendly

      She’s 80..ish? You dont think she looks good?
      ____________

      :no: she looks like that old "women" that spongebob was selling chocolate to.

      (sorry for the obscure reference)

    • Time to Waste

      Dizzle
      Time Jr is up.

      I agree. I'm one too and want it all.
      Mr a Sag and he is verbal and affection

    • scorpio

      The only person who had done plastic surgery right is Jane Fonda.

    • http://youtu.be/xdT5uC4dtgo MisTaken: Loyal reader :champ: and your pastor’s #1 prayer warrior :pray:

      But I’ve always liked natural women. That plastic surgery chit is rarely an improvement.
      ————————-
      Oh :shock: lemme see how to handle this :bite:
      @MAN name one natural beauty that you like. Actually two. Gives more variety :grill:

    • https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ypRKb0xKVQ8 VDot

      Time Jr. is a doll baby :yes: Why do I picture him flinging off that hoodie and doing his dance :rofl:

    • OutsidetheBox

      I dont eat pork because thats not how I was raised and Im not used to it but I dont impose my hangups on my kids. I take the fact that they might like pepperoni on their pizza into consideration regardless of whether or not I will eat it.
      _________

      @User Perfect sense to me. :yes: His immediate no bothers me for those same reasons...I catalog him with ppl who like to give the gifts they want you to have, not necessarily what you might want to have.. its a degree of selfishness in each ot those things..

      My friend-ish..associate. She doesnt buy her kids certain fruits cause she dont eat them but they show up at your house and clean you out. :| Uhh. Ok.

    • http://www.gravatar.com/avatar/db78ef2b213fd6958c1aa6773fe9a6dc?s=80 jeniefrumdabloc

      User Friendly says:

      She’s 80..ish? You dont think she looks good?
      ____________
      :no: she looks like that old “women” that spongebob was selling chocolate to.
      (sorry for the obscure reference)
      _______________

      You don't find dark women attractive do you? :thinking:

    • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J2SQh007k6U missyJ

      She’s 80..ish? You dont think she looks good?

      ============

      She been looking 80 ish since 35ish so in that respect she at least hasn't aged

    • SummerBaby

      Some of us don’t fall prey to that shyt…but unfortunately in Hollywood its either comply or be like Paula Jai living in a roach motel for 50 bucks a day
      Pick your battles wisely
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      :cosign: I think the Hollywood lifestyle is one that we can't even begin to fully wrap our head around why they do certain things to themselves. :shrug:

    • http://www.nj.com/hudson/index.ssf/2011/12/jersey_citys_prince_the_pimp_d.html User Friendly

      Mine was a mix of verbal/action/gift Cancers be wanting it ALL
      ___________________

      I got to maybe the 5th question and gave up. I couldnt choose. I wanted all the options :crying:

      Im spoilt.

    • Time to Waste

      Time Jr. is a doll baby :yes: Why do I picture him flinging off that hoodie and doing his dance :rofl:
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      :rofl:

      Thank you; look like his daddy!
      He a mess though. He is a Pieces and lordt! lordt! lordt!

    • http://youtu.be/xdT5uC4dtgo MisTaken: Loyal reader :champ: and your pastor’s #1 prayer warrior :pray:

      I know good and got daggone well ain’t open they mouth and say Cicely Tyson look anything the opposite of oppressed, slave like, trout mouthed, eternally ancient, sad faced, built for throwback Thursday or I JUST GET TIRED :blink: Listen :stop: I can’t. just cause she is black and been in the game since Karlie Redd does not mean I have to lie

    • SummerBaby

      I think Cicely Tyson looks great for her age.

    • http://www.nj.com/hudson/index.ssf/2011/12/jersey_citys_prince_the_pimp_d.html User Friendly

      You don’t find dark women attractive do you?
      ____________________

      :shocked: me? I do I do I do :bounce: im brown my dam self.

      I dont have a preference when it comes to complexion. I just think Cicily Tyson looks dead and shriveled.

    • The Pearl!

      She looks like hell. A washed out white woman! Funny lookin. Nothing has changed. BOOP!

    • Just Looking

      OMMERGAWD - This heifer had a new head sewn on her bodti

      Face Off fa real

      Self Hatred was Real for this women

      :sad:

      Reminded me of a movie I saw - Faces of Love

    • OutsidetheBox

      :lolsign: But why I know who you tombout!!! Her face was squiggles :rofl: :rofl:

    • OutsidetheBox

      I think Sis Tyson is beautiful! :yes:

    • Time to Waste

      he doesnt buy her kids certain fruits cause she dont eat them
      -----------------------
      That bothers the chit out of me.
      What does A have to do with B :no:

    • Ni ni

      Po Renee. People shouldn't be so mean. Folks called her ugly for years but I always thought she was strong enough to ignore it. I try not to go on celebs looks because they can't help the way they look nor can we. Her new work is really bad though. Kim k is headed in the same direction and is barely recognizable at times.

    • https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ypRKb0xKVQ8 VDot

      :heart: Pisces. They be lost in their own dream/fantasy world :lol:

    • Just Looking

      I think she is still beautiful :yes:

      Cicely tysonTyson :love: her she is Magical in speech, style and essence

      :happybirthday: Zoe

      :shakebutt: :danban1: :danban: :danban1:

    • OutsidetheBox

      She been looking 80 ish since 35ish so in that respect she at least hasn’t aged
      _________

      Wait yall :rofl: I think yall confusing charaacter roles with what the lady really looked like even when she wasnt old but playing old? No? :rofl:

    • https://www.etsy.com/shop/AMarieNaturals lovezoe

      Didn't Man say fake Kimmy on LHHHH was cute?

    • https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ypRKb0xKVQ8 VDot

      Cicely Tyson look anything the opposite of oppressed, slave like, trout mouthed, eternally ancient, sad faced, built for throwback Thursday or I JUST GET TIRED

      __________________________

      :dead: :casket: I don't like you. I know this is like my 3rd time saying this today, but I don't :rofl: :rofl:

    • Just Looking

      :waves: @ OTBEY the REAL Mac

      It's time to start planning Thanksgiving "Donner" :pizza: <<<<< Turkey

    • scorpio

      She looks Gleen Close-ish..Fatal Attraction era.

    • https://www.etsy.com/shop/AMarieNaturals lovezoe

      JL- :waves:

    • Just Looking

      :fight: AIR

      Who talkn bout Ms. Tyson she is Regal!

      REGAL (however her mouth is shaped funny) Regal folks have odd features

    • Just Looking

      :fight: AIR

      Who talkn bout Ms. Tyson she is Regal!

      REGAL (however her mouth is shaped funny) Regal folks have odd features

    • http://youtu.be/xdT5uC4dtgo MisTaken: Loyal reader :champ: and your pastor’s #1 prayer warrior :pray:

      I think Sis Tyson is beautiful!
      ________________
      *draws a line in the sand* I REFUSE :no: She don’t deserve. Every time she come on a movie I be like :rolleyes: Here she go about to talk like a slave and she playing the role of an executive. I just :no: Not a fan. EVER. When she played in that movie with Richard Pryor and he was driving them fass SPEDS on that :steer: bus I was like this is not realistic that he would be crushing on his grandma.
      And no you do not have to be classically beautiful to me. I think plenty of people are beautiful, pretty, handsome or cute and people be like :stop: Cicely just is not it for me

    • http://www.nj.com/hudson/index.ssf/2011/12/jersey_citys_prince_the_pimp_d.html User Friendly

      Ms. Tyson she is Regal!
      ___________

      yup. she looks like Cleopatra

      .....today! :tea:

    • OutsidetheBox

      That bothers the chit out of me.
      What does A have to do with B
      __________

      Self focused. If you think your kids are an extention of you, instead of small people...autonomous people...you dont even consider that they have different taste buds. :lol:

    • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dkcCHR-7FNA Man, I just don’t care™

      @MISTAKEN
      "@MAN name one natural beauty that you like. Actually two. Gives more variety "
      __________________

      :facepalm:

      I ONLY like natural beauties.

      Aaliyah
      Kim K.
      Ashanti
      Sanaa Lathan
      Cassie

      I could go on and on... :shrugs:

    • http://www.nj.com/hudson/index.ssf/2011/12/jersey_citys_prince_the_pimp_d.html User Friendly

      AlBoy finna cuss all of us out over Elder Tyson :kona:

    • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J2SQh007k6U missyJ

      That bothers the chit out of me.
      What does A have to do with B

      ===============

      Heyul when I grocery shop I buy what lilmissy like first and me second. And when I with the ex it was lilmissy, then him, then me

    • OutsidetheBox

      Ni ni says:

      Po Renee. People shouldn’t be so mean. Folks called her ugly for years but I always thought she was strong enough to ignore it. I try not to go on celebs looks

      _________

      *except Beyonce.

      Fixed that for you. :) #helpful

    • Time to Waste

      They be lost in their own dream/fantasy world :lol:
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      :lol:
      And affectionate and stubborn as all get out!

    • Just Looking

      Talkn bout REGALNESS

      Be Gone to the Basement, you and Mr. Snick Snack

      Bye Take Take :kona: :scared:

    • Aprilbaby

      User Friendly says:

      Aprilbaby says:
      I never got the hype around her. NEVER!
      ______________
      I like her voice. her and jennifer tilly. :phew: ooooh weee.
      ____________________
      Now Jennifer I like.

      But Renee always seems to be squinting(SP) up her face when she smiles. It annoys me.

    • SOTHERNGRL

      comply or be like Paula Jai living in a roach motel for 50 bucks a day
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      ION think that has chit to do with her face.

    • Just Looking

      Well I'm here to cosign has been replaced with Darryl Hanna. Circa 82

    • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J2SQh007k6U missyJ

      I think Sis Tyson is beautiful!

      ========

      Only seen on pic of where she a passable... It was her and Miles Davis looking :nun: and that's only because it was black and white and her sunglasses covered half her face

    • http://youtu.be/xdT5uC4dtgo MisTaken: Loyal reader :champ: and your pastor’s #1 prayer warrior :pray:

      Kim K.
      . scratch Kim off the list and I would say yes those women would be pretty even without make-up. But Kim :stop: Bruh I love you like DTTS loves food but I can’t. Even Kim’s original face was just meh at best. Once she got those botox injections… that liposuction….the breast lift…… booty fat transfers and the lift…hair extensions….cellulite thermal treatments…..and Lord knows what else she was fine about :thinking: 2007ish…. Like right after Nick Cannon…Nick Lachey…. Post her first husband….post Ray J sex tape…. While she was with Reggie Bush :thumbsup: She was really pretty. She still was fakish… But it was ok. But then when she lost him and that fame went to her head even more :no: She started messing with her face and getting too many booty injections.

    • Savannah

      Cecily is a great actress and I don't think she's ugly at all I just thinks she has always looked old.

    • https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ypRKb0xKVQ8 VDot

      Regal folks have odd features

      ___________

      :rofl:

    • Time to Waste

      Self focused. If you think your kids are an extention of you, instead of small people…autonomous people…you dont even consider that they have different taste buds. :lol:
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      Ugh :lol:
      In my house Time Jr will phuck a raw carrot up! Don't cook it or he'll be :mad: I need a cooked carrot. He don't like peas; I love peas; he like cobb'ed corn not lose etc etc we all different so I have a fridge/freezer full o different chit.
      Don't give Mr. any kind of hot cereal. Not even a grit :no:

    • SOTHERNGRL

      She’s 80..ish? You dont think she looks good?
      ____________
      she looks like that old “women” that spongebob was selling chocolate to.
      (sorry for the obscure reference)
      *************************
      Chocolate Oh My Goodness do you know how long it been since I've had chocolate. Told you I watch cartoons and documentaries. :fistbump:

    • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dkcCHR-7FNA Man, I just don’t care™

      Michael Brown's autopsy report has leaked...

    • OutsidetheBox

      *draws a line in the sand* I REFUSE She don’t deserve. Every time she come on a movie I be like Here she go about to talk like a slave and she playing the role of an executive. I just Not a fan. EVER. When she played in that movie with Richard Pryor and he was driving them fass SPEDS on that bus I was like this is not realistic that he would be crushing on his grandma.

      ___________

      Reads a lil irrational Sis. Like me on Karrachue! :hahaha: I get what you are saying but i dont think she is limited at all in her abilities!

      Hollywood for Blacks worked like that! One woman/man played "that black" in the movies...Sis Tyson was the old black lady even when she wasnt old cause she could do it makeup/antics/speech wise but that didnt stop her from acting her age in Bustin Loose.

      How could you possibly say Bustin Loose Tyson was the same as Fried Green Maters Tyson???????????? No!!! :no: Absolutely not. Is her range..Meryl's range? Nah. BUT IT COULD HAVE BEEN if she had come up under another hollywood.

      Think of Tyler perry..he is always madear to ppl in movies..I can seperate the two, like he was fine (not good, just not madear) as Alex Cross for me but I see where ppl cannot seperate them. I think that is what you have done to Tyson?

      I think its curious that you refer to her as granma when Pryor looked years her senior to me in that movie!

    • http://www.nj.com/hudson/index.ssf/2011/12/jersey_citys_prince_the_pimp_d.html User Friendly

      Told you I watch cartoons and documentaries.
      _____________

      me too :happy:

    • http://pearlswindow.com Carrington

      At least she transformed into an age appropriate looking white woman. She doesn't look like an alien like most celebs - just drastically different. If she likes it, I love it.

      And now, this weeks episode of "The Courtship of Joey's Father"...

      I took his keys and told his a$$ to WALK to school since the dean called me to say that his monkey a$$ has been coming late everyday WITH a truck full of people.

      She tells me that everyone has noticed a "difference" in him since he's gotten himself a girlfriend. I explained to her that IF I ever got a call from school, it was likely because Joey was clowning in class, never because he just decided to say eff it. I don't go too hard on clowning because I was a clown, so if it wasn't too serious, I just cuss him out and go on about my business.

      I inform the dean at the school that Joey has picked a broad from the other side of town and that he's not the kid who hangs with thugs as a private school educated kid who knows his responsibilities and the requirements of my "hiyesss" (in my Trina Braxton voice) - she said she knew that and that's why she called me. He's with the wrong crowd and the difference in evident as he's trying to prove to be "down" and she's afraid this gal and her crew will get him into trouble soon.

      I told him that BECAUSE he never told me that he was picking up a car full of thugs in addition to his blue-haired gal, I was taking his keys and didn't care if the entire lot walked. (His broad doesn't live ANYWHERE near the school, so now she has to get a ride from HER family and we don't live anywhere near a bus line, so you can't bus to school)

      I told him that I didn't appreciate the fact that I fill up his tank and give him $60 a week for allowance and he's using all of his gas going back and forth to her house, PASSING school to get to her and then doubling back and her parents didn't at LEAST make a good faith effort to give him a few bucks every now and then as a "thanks" since they no longer have to get her to, OR from school. They dont' even have to offer him a $20 every week... what about ONCE? It wouldn't bother me so much.

      He tells me on Saturday, "My girls dad said she's going to give me $30, I'm going to get it." I was like, "cool"... now I don't feel so angry about them making ME responsible for HER getting to class.

      He comes back and I wanted to see the coins.
      "Where's your money?"
      "Her dad was gone when I got there, he had to run errands."
      (side eye)

      Monday, "Where are your coins?"
      "My girl only gave me ten."
      "Where's the ress?"
      "I don't know. I guess that's all she had."
      (On 10)
      "The f*ck you mean you guess that's all she had, Joey? I know you THINK you're in love, but I refuse to allow you to let anyone make a fool out of you while I have some say so! You take her to school and use up your ENTIRE allowance running her and her friends around all week and all weekend and by Monday, you're waiting on Friday morning again - DUMBA$$! Meanwhile, they're riding and chilling for free, but it's costing ME and then AFTER you've spent all your money playing host, you come home and ravage MY Lil Debbie's and Oreo's and stuff! WHY did she only have $10 for you?"

      "I guess that's all she had."
      "If I give you $30 to give to your teacher and you give her $10... give me one reason why, "I guess that's all he had" would be the way the teacher would rationalize that shortage after she KNOWS I gave you the whole thing..."
      "I don't know..."
      "So, you don't know that this broad stuck you for $20 AFTER you pick her a$$ up every day... with gas that I provide?!?!"

      He lookin at me like, "How DARE you say something about my broad!"

      (On ether!)

      "I'll tell you what to make SURE that you don't take her to school anymore, run me those keys - YOUR a$$ will walk! Let's see how far that $20 gets her! I'm pissed that I'm pissed, but YOU"RE not pissed, dummy!"

      So, yesterday, I call him to say I'm coming home early. (big mistake) I get in the house, they sittin on the sofa, hands clasped together like they readin' the word. (why she here, Ike?)

      I go upstairs and inspect his room... why is this broads Hello Kitty backpack on your recliner? Why is the bed remade and the comfortor crooked? Why are there TWO gatorade bottles up here, but y'all down stairs watching Little House on the Prairie?

      Is Joey gettin' hits?

    • https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ypRKb0xKVQ8 VDot

      Take Take - :stop: He's legally bline to her plastic surgeries. 8) Denial is a mutherfer :yes:

    • http://youtu.be/xdT5uC4dtgo MisTaken: Loyal reader :champ: and your pastor’s #1 prayer warrior :pray:

      I just saw the episode from last week of Hollywood Divas and Paula J is even nuttier that I thought. She look like she eat her own shiiii and be look look mah I made a mud pie :lolsign: When she said Golden and her people threw drinks on her back in 2002 because she was sitting up in some club “looking like a Queen” I knew that she had no more chances at life. You ain’t never sat NO WHERE and looked like a queen. Need I remind you of your role in Friday? Hustle and Flow??? Trois??? Or one of the them Code Black movies where you had your :whistle: I’m going down down baby… :boobs: out on display????? Your titties was NEVER on fleek. AS IF.

    • http://www.oprah.com/own-six-little-mcghees/Grandma-Gets-Stuck-In-a-Kids-Maze Come Through Nancy Drew :nun:

      “It seems the folks who come digging around for some nefarious truth which doesn’t exist won’t get off my porch until I answer the door.”

      _____________________________

      :think: but eem if'n you answer the door they gonna think it's Not YEW. :eek:

    • San ah make ya dance

      Girl what is wrong with you? Your face was just fine :no: Identity crisis is real

    • Just Looking

      his autospy report was leaked?

      HUh?

      What does it say, he was murdered within feet by a racist cop.

    • San ah make ya dance

      she said Golden and her people threw drinks on her back in 2002 because she was sitting up in some club “looking like a Queen” I knew that she had no more chances at life.
      -----------
      That ish was toooo funny :hahaha:

    • luVn_liFe…

      Zellweger went under the knife — with spectacular results.
      ~~~~~~~~~~~~
      you got that RIGHT! :eek:

    • OutsidetheBox

      Question...does anyone in here own ONE J.Lo cd? ANYONE? :waiting:

    • http://www.nj.com/hudson/index.ssf/2011/12/jersey_citys_prince_the_pimp_d.html User Friendly

      :rofl: Poor Carrington.

      VDot you finna be a nana cuz Joey is fuggin.

      I wanna be happy for him but dam Carrington. :lol:

    • https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ypRKb0xKVQ8 VDot

      He lookin at me like, “How DARE you say something about my broad!”

      ______________________

      :rofl:

      Well they did try to tell you last week that she was sucking him down :yes: Joey and Ms. Blue may have moved on to the next level - :hunching: :yes: I'm sorry. Lil Joey is growing up :hug: Hey Boo :wave:

    • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dkcCHR-7FNA Man, I just don’t care™

      @MISTAKEN
      "Kim K.
      . scratch Kim off the list and I would say yes those women would be pretty even without make-up. But Kim Bruh I love you like DTTS loves food but I can’t. Even Kim’s original face was just meh at best. Once she got those botox injections… that liposuction….the breast lift…… booty fat transfers and the lift…hair extensions….cellulite thermal treatments…..and Lord knows what else she was fine about 2007ish…. Like right after Nick Cannon…Nick Lachey…. Post her first husband….post Ray J sex tape…. While she was with Reggie Bush She was really pretty. She still was fakish… But it was ok. But then when she lost him and that fame went to her head even more She started messing with her face and getting too many booty injections.
      ________________________________________

      :coffee: <<<me not even paying attention to this foolish azz post. She was "meh" but every nigga with a pulse was goin crazy for her.

      :facepalm:

    • http://youtu.be/xdT5uC4dtgo MisTaken: Loyal reader :champ: and your pastor’s #1 prayer warrior :pray:

      Cecily is a great actress and I don’t think she’s ugly at all I just thinks she has always looked old.
      _______________________
      :cosign:
      No Fren :no: If she old she old. I don’t think she is ugly she just always looked old to me. Like when she was born everybody was like :gossip: she look like she has been here before. I get what you are saying about Tyler in comparison. But I actually did not see him as Madea in Alex Cross because he grew as an actor to me. Maybe that’s what it is. Cicely Tyson is not that great of an actress to me :yes: I feel like she plays the SAME ROLE all the time even when she has a different look and character. Even when she was on Why Did I Get Married I was like :facepalm: BRUH SHUT UP

    • Just Looking

      Nope, Nah, Unnnahhh, No

    • OutsidetheBox

      I told him that I didn’t appreciate the fact that I fill up his tank and give him $60 a week for allowance
      ____________

      :shocked: WHAT scrub this chit from the net fore my chirren see it!!! :blink:

    • https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ypRKb0xKVQ8 VDot

      Question…does anyone in here own ONE J.Lo cd? ANYONE? :waiting:

      ____________

      *Bey stankface* :no: That bish been killing the fashion game for awhile now :yes:

    • luVn_liFe…

      Uhhh why Renee face look like the before picture for the blue peel Luvie had? :no: Sis :stop:
      Speaking of that Luvie I’mma need to get some after pics of the process.
      ~~~~~
      I didn't have it Yet FELISHA

    • Just Looking

      :waves: @ Luvlife :hug:

    • OutsidetheBox

      (On ether!)

      :rofl:
      :rofl:
      :rofl:
      :rofl:
      :rofl:

    • https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ypRKb0xKVQ8 VDot

      she was sitting up in some club “looking like a Queen” I knew that she had no more chances at life.

      ______________

      :rofl: She got a space in between EVERY tooth. Even her wisdom teeth :eek:

    • Savannah

      I stopped at thugs :tea:

    • OutsidetheBox

      Is Joey gettin’ hits?
      Is Joey gettin’ hits?

      Is Joey gettin’ hits?

      Is Joey gettin’ hits?

      Is Joey gettin’ hits?
      __________

      BwWAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA IS HE :shocked: OH BOY

    • San ah make ya dance

      :rofl: She got a space in between EVERY tooth. Even her wisdom teeth :eek:
      ----------------
      I was trying not to be petty :ghost:

    • http://youtu.be/xdT5uC4dtgo MisTaken: Loyal reader :champ: and your pastor’s #1 prayer warrior :pray:

      Bruh you ain’t got to agree with me. I am a woman. She don’t do it for me :lol: BUT YOU WILL RESPECT ME :huh:

    • SOTHERNGRL

      @Carrington can you afford BOARDING SCHOOL cause I dont like they way this lil blue haired hussy got lil Joey nose WIDE the fugg open. What was the name of the boys school on Facts of Life.

    • http://www.nj.com/hudson/index.ssf/2011/12/jersey_citys_prince_the_pimp_d.html User Friendly

      Savannah says:

      I stopped at thugs
      ________________________

      :lol: yeah but we know what he meant. Joey is in private school :tea: he is currently living.

    • OutsidetheBox

      LMAOOOO SOW GLAD IM HERE TODAY! Pass me them peassssss :rofl:

    • SummerBaby

      Question…does anyone in here own ONE J.Lo cd? ANYONE?
      ------------------
      :nono:

    • The Pearl!

      @Carrington, sounds like Joey's first piece of azz -- seems young boys ALWAYS lose their entire mind over that first piece! Try not to be too-too hard on his blue-haired girl or it will drive him closer to blue-hair and away from your teachings.

    • https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mKUg9iK7xeU RAZZ be like: :tea:

      she could have put some damn 'lip chap' on :no:

      folks know they be walking around with some crusty ass lips. :no:

    • http://www.oprah.com/own-six-little-mcghees/Grandma-Gets-Stuck-In-a-Kids-Maze Come Through Nancy Drew :nun:

      and then AFTER you’ve spent all your money playing host, you come home and ravage MY Lil Debbie’s and Oreo’s and stuff!
      ______________________________

      :rofl: not the lil debbies :no: :ghost:

    • https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ypRKb0xKVQ8 VDot

      IS HE :shocked: OH BOY

      ___________

      :rofl: :rofl: Hits on hits on hits on hits on hits! Like rabbits. By the time he made it home, they had prolly went about 6 rounds easily. :hahaha:

    • http://www.oprah.com/own-six-little-mcghees/Grandma-Gets-Stuck-In-a-Kids-Maze Come Through Nancy Drew :nun:

      Question…does anyone in here own ONE J.Lo cd? ANYONE? :waiting:
      __________________________________

      :hailnaw: FDB. :tea:

    • SOTHERNGRL

      So, yesterday, I call him to say I’m coming home early. (big mistake) I get in the house, they sittin on the sofa, hands clasped together like they readin’ the word. (why she here, Ike?)
      I go upstairs and inspect his room… why is this broads Hello Kitty backpack on your recliner? Why is the bed remade and the comfortor crooked? Why are there TWO gatorade bottles up here, but y’all down stairs watching Little House on the Prairie?
      Is Joey gettin’ hits?
      ***********
      @Carrington yes boo boo he is getting PLENTY HITS; but we told you this last week. :tea:

    • OutsidetheBox

      *Bey stankface* That bish been killing the fashion game for awhile now
      _____________

      Mm. No discernable talent besides aging well. I think JLo is a doctor shopper too but nobody dont talk about her. I guess cause her face still veiny they think she dont get it touched? IDK. She look her age to me, so that may be it.

      I was just reading she might be getting a Vegas residency and then i thought...why? :sigh: Who listens to that? But they do. :shrug:

    • luVn_liFe…

      they sittin on the sofa, hands clasped together like they readin’ the word. (why she here, Ike?)
      ~~~~~~~~~~
      :dead:
      LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

      lorT Carrington if JOEY done got a whiff of the punany :phew:

    • http://www.nj.com/hudson/index.ssf/2011/12/jersey_citys_prince_the_pimp_d.html User Friendly

      buy condoms Carrington. :pray:

      you can even use his almost hunnit dollar allowance :eek: to buy the economy size pack from Sams.

    • http://pearlswindow.com Carrington

      User Friendly says:

      Savannah says:

      I stopped at thugs
      ________________________

      yeah but we know what he meant. Joey is in private school he is currently living.
      - - - - - - - - - -
      You don't have to defend my words. THUGS!!! THUGS! T-H-U-G... if it offends you get over it. I SAID it!

      The f*ckin DEAN of students called them thugs.

    • SOTHERNGRL

      Question…does anyone in here own ONE J.Lo cd? ANYONE?
      ************
      Not I says this lil fly. :no: :nono:

    • OutsidetheBox

      Savannah says:

      I stopped at thugs

      __________

      Girl Bye. In Jenie dismissive ass font. :hahaha:

      Yall dont be adding nothing to the convo just be like I stopped reading. :hahaha: :eyeroll: Anywho. How Lebron? You still preggo? Its been years. Im sure you look .. fetch. :)

    • luVn_liFe…

      User Friendly says: buy condoms Carrington. :pray:
      ~~~~
      Yes goodness. OR ELSE you gonna be -> :oldman:

    • Smonae

      :newpost:

    • http://youtu.be/xdT5uC4dtgo MisTaken: Loyal reader :champ: and your pastor’s #1 prayer warrior :pray:

      @Vot Come here lemme talk to you real quick off the blog :gossip: You sure you want to murry Carri? I mean has he seen your pictures? You a lil Thugette. And you like Tip. I mean then Lil Joey feeling froggy right now.. he might stab you on some random ish just to be a part of the gang the blue haired girl is OBVIOUSLY in. I mean is you sure

    • SummerBaby

      they sittin on the sofa, hands clasped together like they readin’ the word. (why she here, Ike?)
      ~~~~~~~~~~
      She's most def thanking him for those rides :tea: through her love languages

    • http://www.nj.com/hudson/index.ssf/2011/12/jersey_citys_prince_the_pimp_d.html User Friendly

      You don’t have to defend my words.
      ____________

      oh but I didnt :)

    • http://pearlswindow.com Carrington

      I gave his a$$ a case of Lifestyles... I'm too young and fine to be having some children runnin up on me talking about "Grandeddy... you got some butterscotch?"

    • SOTHERNGRL

      I told him that I didn’t appreciate the fact that I fill up his tank and give him $60 a week for allowance
      ____________
      WHAT scrub this chit from the net fore my chirren see it!!!
      **************************
      @OTB you got to remember he only has 1. (for now)

    • OutsidetheBox

      you can even use his almost hunnit dollar allowance to buy the economy size pack from Sams.

      _____________

      60dollas a week... thats more than my homegirl get in ch.supp for TWO kids. :no: :shank:

    • http://www.nj.com/hudson/index.ssf/2011/12/jersey_citys_prince_the_pimp_d.html User Friendly

      155-156

      :rofl: :crying:

    • OutsidetheBox

      She’s most def thanking him for those rides through her love languages
      _________

      BYE SUM SUM :rofl: :rofl:

    • Savannah

      Even worse :tea:

    • Milky

      So Lil Joey getting his dack wet???? NOOOOOO!!!! You should have known when he was massaging is snake that he was going to get him the real thang next!!! All you can do is give him goodt advice and a few box of condoms and pics of std's on girls and boys!!!! Dont act like you dont like the baby smurfette or he will be more in. Just went through this crap last year with my oldest :facepalm:

    • http://pearlswindow.com Carrington

      And she's a damn thug too... from what I hear, the REASON she was at my house until 9 last night is because her own mama won't give her a key to her house, so she can't go home until her mama gets there.

      There's a reen a MOTHER locks a GIRL out of the house until she gets home.

    • Savannah

      I know it's worst :tea:

    • http://www.oprah.com/own-six-little-mcghees/Grandma-Gets-Stuck-In-a-Kids-Maze Come Through Nancy Drew :nun:

      In other pics on the web she’s a bit more recognizable, but here, she looks like an aging Lolo Jones :think:

    • https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ypRKb0xKVQ8 VDot

      She’s most def thanking him for those rides :tea: through her love languages

      __________

      fugging :dead: :dead: :dead:

    • http://pearlswindow.com Carrington

      Actually, it's worse....

    • https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ypRKb0xKVQ8 VDot

      I mean has he seen your pictures? You a lil Thugette. And you like Tip. I mean then Lil Joey feeling froggy right now..

      _____________

      :rofl: :rofl: But I'm sweet. And super innocent. :yes: You see this baby face? :eek: He'll be alright :tea:

    • Time to Waste

      “I’ll tell you what to make SURE that you don’t take her to school anymore, run me those keys – YOUR a$$ will walk! Let’s see how far that $20 gets her! I’m pissed that I’m pissed, but YOU”RE not pissed, dummy!”

      So, yesterday, I call him to say I’m coming home early. (big mistake) I get in the house, they sittin on the sofa, hands clasped together like they readin’ the word. (why she here, Ike?)

      I go upstairs and inspect his room… why is this broads Hello Kitty backpack on your recliner? Why is the bed remade and the comfortor crooked? Why are there TWO gatorade bottles up here, but y’all down stairs watching Little House on the Prairie?

      Is Joey gettin’ hits?

      -----------------------------------------

      Joey is knocking blue hair down!
      She giving him that JuJu head too :yes:

    • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J2SQh007k6U missyJ

      @Carrington

      I know folks give more liberties to their sons so they can "be a man" but HAIL TO THA NAW is some heffa sitting up in my house when I'm not home. We all, girls and boys, were under that rule.

      Does your state have a rule about minors riding together? Mine does, that would be enforced. And definitely no dating during the week, if your school work suffering. Little Joey losing his mind

    • SummerBaby

      Joey is knocking blue hair down!
      She giving him that JuJu head too
      -----------------------
      :rofl:

    • https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ypRKb0xKVQ8 VDot

      She giving him that JuJu head too :yes:

      ___________

      Sloopy wet for at least an hour :blow: :yes:

    • http://www.oprah.com/own-six-little-mcghees/Grandma-Gets-Stuck-In-a-Kids-Maze Come Through Nancy Drew :nun:

      I don't care what you call her Carrington. i wouldn't trust her... not with my kid, not in his car, not in MY house! if she can't go to her own house, she surely couldn't be perched up in mine! FOH!

    • luVn_liFe…

      Sloopy wet for at least an hour :blow:
      ~~~~~~~~
      :bounce: FUN FUN

    • SummerBaby

      VDot says:

      She giving him that JuJu head too
      ___________
      Sloopy wet for at least an hour
      -----------------
      I'm :dead: that we knew what this meant. An hour is a long azz time.

    • Time to Waste

      Does anyone else read Carringtons font in Furious Styles voice :rofl:

    • Savannah

      :shocked: Otb?!!!?!! :rofl: I read it that's all I cared to add. :bite: That's not enough?

    • Time to Waste

      I’m :dead: that we knew what this meant. An hour is a long azz time.
      -------------------------
      Summer!!!
      :rofl:

      A hour is long!
      For some wet wet too :no:

    • luVn_liFe…

      A hour is long!
      ~~~~
      TOO Long, ain't no fun in that!

      WASTING :newpost:

    • Savannah

      Thank you rode skowler!

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