Kris Jenner plastic surgery fail

Some women grow old gracefully, while other women just grow old. Kardashian matriarch Kris Jenner falls into the latter category. Tongues are wagging about Jenner's tragic plastic surgery fail at the 2015 Met Gala held last night at the MetropolitanMuseum of Art in NYC. There's only so much a surgeon's scalpel can do to beat back the ravages of Father time.

There's nothing more pitiful than a 65-year-old woman trying to keep up with her 20-something daughters. Well, there is something more pitiful: a 65-year-old woman who was once married to a 65-year-old man who thinks he's a woman.

More from Sandrarose.com:

  • Kris Jenner is Off the Market
  • Kim Kardashian, Future, Kris Jenner Attends Ciara’s Baby Shower
  • Mariah Carey asks Nas to hook her up with a date
  • Kris Jenner's Plastic Surgery FAIL
  • Photos: Alberto Reyes/WENN.com, Getty Images

    • MSVALLDAY

      Well, there is something more pitiful: a 65-year-old woman who was once married to a 65-year-old man who thinks he’s a woman.

      ROFL

    • https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gLcvNH5zA_I #missyJSays

      :whistles: Do your ears hand low? Do they wobble to and fro? Can you tie em in a knot, cany tie em in a bow?>

    • Ms Peaches

      Dude looks like a lady.

    • https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gLcvNH5zA_I #missyJSays

      She looks like MuShu from Mulan Eddie Murphy lil tiny dragon character :rofl: so she got the Asian right

    • https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=0TMzDWwIj7Y Nancy Drew Ain’t Studdin’ You :yawn:

      :eek: what, exactly, did they do to her?! :hide:

    • https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=0TMzDWwIj7Y Nancy Drew Ain’t Studdin’ You :yawn:

      wait :stop: Sandra, is she even really 65? :wait: :hahaha:

    • https://www.facebook.com/lists/10150387562179388#!/video.php?v=347882248719363 User Friendly

      If her rich ass cant get chopped & screwed right then theres no hope for the rest of us. Drink water, exercise, & moisturize.

    • kamadiva

      there is something more pitiful: a 65-year-old woman who was once married to a 65-year-old man who thinks he’s a woman.
      ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

      :nono:...too much :shade:

    • kamadiva

      She better head to Botched and hope they can fix that.....

    • Bad Influence

      poor warlord jenner... :no:

    • capricorn83

      This is definitely not a good pic of Kris, but I think she is a nice looking woman for her age

    • Bad Influence

      It looks like she got fillers around her eyes..I'm not understanding why it looks filled with gogurt tho :huh:

    • myview

      :hahaha:

    • https://www.etsy.com/shop/AMarieNaturals lovezoe

      Maybe it hasn't set yet. Who saw the Botched where the he/she face was filled with cement. They couldn't even help.

    • SummerBaby

      :no:

    • SOTHERNGRL

      Let em keep on fuggin with they face. Gone be round here looking like that BBW Momma face just scary :scared:

    • SOTHERNGRL

      I been thinking about that Twigs girl dress. :thinking: she been on Slim IG and this is her version of souls hanging out of a vortex. :shrug:

    • Str8tUpMenace

      Somebody on IG said she looks like Ymza from Emporer's New Groove. :rofl:

    • SummerBaby

      She should've just stayed home running around looking like that :hide:

    • https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ybcNSoh8vI4 VDot

      Kim in 5 years :yes: Was Bruce there? :waiting: he said he goes out as HER and we don't even recognize that's its him. :tea:

    • iWasteTime

      She gonna phuck around and Brucinda is going to look better :tea:

    • SummerBaby

      Somebody on IG said she looks like Ymza from Emporer’s New Groove. :rofl:
      ---------------
      That's exactly who she looks like :lol:

    • kamadiva

      @WasteTime - Brucinda is going to look better :tea:

      ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

      :cosign:

    • iWasteTime

      Ymza from Emporer’s New Groove. :rofl:
      ---------------------
      BOL!
      :rofl:
      That was my chit. I was way to old to love that cartoon :kona:

    • https://www.facebook.com/lists/10150387562179388#!/video.php?v=347882248719363 User Friendly

      capricorn83 says:

      This is definitely not a good pic of Kris, but I think she is a nice looking woman for her age
      --------

      And for having a litter full of kids too. Her face do look like johni blaize clyt doe. :oldman:

    • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=inYx0G9syU8 KayCeiSoul

      Kris looks err'bit of 65

    • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=inYx0G9syU8 KayCeiSoul

      She is claiming 59 tho'.

    • https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gLcvNH5zA_I #missyJSays

      I just discovered Wentworth has new episodes :danban1: :cheer: :happy:

    • SOTHERNGRL

      I dont know if this isnt just some bad botox coupled with an awful hairstyle. :shrug:

    • https://www.facebook.com/lists/10150387562179388#!/video.php?v=347882248719363 User Friendly

      Why when women get a certain age they get Pat Benatar haircuts? I notice all races do this. Why?

    • http://www.worldstarhiphop.com/videos/video.php?v=wshhCQJIY3q7iLxENR4h mzwhang90210

      Kris Jenner. That hooch is the debil!! She couldn't use her alliance with Belzebub to get a great plastic surgeon?? She's pose to look 22. TUH

      Can't knock her business acuim tho.
      Ole debil woman. :coffee:

    • OpinionHated

      She looks horrible..... Kim this is what you have to look forward to... I read excerpts from Melissa Rivers book where she said her mom had 498 surgeries - that's phucked up to hate yourself so much you go under the knife that many times... If you ask me all these people getting all this plastic surgery have self esteem issues - people are comfortable with themselves don't have to prove chit to nobody...

      I plan to age gracefully but I can say that cause i'm dang near 50 and people tell me I look like i'm in my 30's so I ain't sweatin chit.....

      Thanks mom for endowing me with good genes and great metabolism.... what do you guys thank your mom for - since moms day is Sunday.....

    • DoNotDeleteMe

      She was so happy to be on that MetGala carpet and did not realize how turrible she looked! :cry:

    • OpinionHated

      Women cut off their hair because we are in menopause sweating like phucking track stars on a 90 degree day in Kenya..... plus short hair makes you look younger...

    • http://www.worldstarhiphop.com/videos/video.php?v=wshhCQJIY3q7iLxENR4h mzwhang90210

      VDot says:

      Kim in 5 years :yes: Was Bruce there? :waiting: he said he goes out as HER and we don’t even recognize that’s its him. :tea:
      ________________________
      :crying: :crying:

    • https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ybcNSoh8vI4 VDot

      I plan to age gracefully but I can say that cause i’m dang near 50

      ******

      :blink: it all makes sense. OK den Opie.

    • http://talkingwithtami.com/blog talkingwithtami

      :kona:

    • DoNotDeleteMe

      User Friendly says:

      Why when women get a certain age they get Pat Benatar haircuts? I notice all races do this. Why?
      ___________________________

      You get tired of the grind of long hair! I keep chopping and growing...chopping and growing, etc. I have been doing this since I was allowed to get my first haircut at 15 years old. Now, I am just tired of chopping because it grows back so fast. Sigh!

    • kamadiva

      @User - I asked my sis' (womb-sharer) MIL and she said...when you get my age, you ain't trying to do hair down your back no mo...just cut it off and go...then she said...I look good though, right! :blankstare:

    • https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gLcvNH5zA_I #missyJSays

      I read excerpts from Melissa Rivers book where she said her mom had 498 surgeries – that’s phucked up to hate yourself so much you go under the knife that many times

      =============

      It's an addiction :lol:

    • Str8tUpMenace

      Kris up there lookin like an old azz Shar Pei :oldman:

    • kamadiva

      :handclap: Glad I have great genes too....

      I thank my momma for puff puff pass...and giving up the a$$.... HOLLERING!!!

    • SummerBaby

      I read excerpts from Melissa Rivers book where she said her mom had 498 surgeries – that’s phucked up to hate yourself so much you go under the knife that many times
      ----------------------
      :eek: 498 that's just crazy to me :shrug:

    • DoNotDeleteMe

      #missyJSays says:

      I read excerpts from Melissa Rivers book where she said her mom had 498 surgeries – that’s phucked up to hate yourself so much you go under the knife that many times

      =============

      It’s an addiction :lol:
      __________________________

      Also a form of body dysmorphic (sp??) disorder. I like what Donald Trump said one time: "Michael Jackso...GOD love him...had to look in the mirror and ask WTF have I done!" I hollered I was so tickled! :rofl:

    • https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gLcvNH5zA_I #missyJSays

      Don't know why I added the :lol:

    • OpinionHated

      For the first time in ages I am at work and I have nothing o do - well I have stuff to do I just don't want to do any of it... its warm out - i'm going to get a sundae from MACDonalds (ha ha ha I said it like that cause I was thinking of a DL Hughly skit)....

    • Phrozen1der

      She looks the same to me.. :shrug: Only thing different is her hair is up, which really looks bad....

    • SummerBaby

      going to get a sundae from MACDonalds (ha ha ha I said it like that cause I was thinking of a DL Hughly skit)….
      ------------
      That's how my mom says it :lol:

    • http://www.worldstarhiphop.com/videos/video.php?v=wshhCQJIY3q7iLxENR4h mzwhang90210

      OpinionHated says:

      She looks horrible….. Kim this is what you have to look forward to… I read excerpts from Melissa Rivers book where she said her mom had 498 surgeries – that’s phucked up to hate yourself so much you go under the knife that many times… If you ask me all these people getting all this plastic surgery have self esteem issues – people are comfortable with themselves don’t have to prove chit to nobody…
      ____________________
      :stop:
      That logic may be okay for us "regular" folks and OUR 9-5's. But in Hollywood where Joan was..and where anybody over the age of 25 is considered "too old"...it made perfect since for Joan (and others like her) to chase the fountain of youth.
      Producers, directors, casting agents...don't give a rat's booty about somebody "growing old gracefully."
      Besides..the FIRST thing people/fans say is "So and so sure is looking old."
      So they're damned if they DO try to grow old gracefully "Joan is looking kinda elderly in that pic."
      And damned if they try to suspend time and look younger "Joan is addicted to plastic surgery."
      :shrug:

    • https://www.facebook.com/lists/10150387562179388#!/video.php?v=347882248719363 User Friendly

      plus short hair makes you look younger…
      -------

      This is a lie (short hair mks u look sassy & sophisticated & ma-tour) but i guess i undrstand the rest. :hug:

      Im grateful my moms gave birth to me, to answer ur question.

    • https://www.facebook.com/lists/10150387562179388#!/video.php?v=347882248719363 User Friendly

      Also a form of body dysmorphic (sp??) disorder. I like what Donald Trump said one time: “Michael Jackso…GOD love him…had to look in the mirror and ask WTF have I done!” I hollered I was so tickled! :rofl:
      ----------
      Donald must ask himself the same dam thang with that birds nest comb over on his head looking like :lolsign:

    • kamadiva

      @User - look sassy...

      ~~~~~~~~~~~

      +1 - that is why I cut my hair....when I turned 40 I got an asymmetric cut....now I have a Mohawk...and just dyed it blond (going to Platinum)....when I get 50...I may calm down...but I doubt it! I am in the IDGAF portion of my life!

    • SummerBaby

      (short hair mks u look sassy & sophisticated & ma-tour)
      -------------
      Keke Palmer when she wears a short cut :tea:

    • http://www.worldstarhiphop.com/videos/video.php?v=wshhCQJIY3q7iLxENR4h mzwhang90210

      kamadiva says:

      She better head to Botched and hope they can fix that…..
      ________________
      I missed the epi when New York (Flava Flav's NY) was on. :crying:

      I have a relative (male) that has had his face done several times..and has chest and butt implants. And he's still not done. :smh:

    • https://www.facebook.com/lists/10150387562179388#!/video.php?v=347882248719363 User Friendly

      I know one thing tho, Bey looked young as heck last nite. Ol Ponce De Leon lookin self!

      Iono if it was the i dream of jenie side thot ponytail or what but she was glowing :clap:

    • Sucker Free Esq.

      she looks to be cracking roundst the eyes

      if she had fillers they not doing their job

    • WhoDat

      Was Bruce there? :waiting: he said he goes out as HER and we don’t even recognize that’s its him. :tea:
      ^^^^^
      Fawk! I couldn't make it past #20

      :dead:

    • https://www.facebook.com/lists/10150387562179388#!/video.php?v=347882248719363 User Friendly

      :think: Whang I think me, you, & dubb may be running neck & neck with crazy family stories :lol:

      The other roses too shame to admit the ppl in they family crazy...either that or they ARE the crazy relative :rofl:

    • WhoDat

      Why when women get a certain age they get Pat Benatar haircuts? I notice all races do this. Why?
      ^^^^^
      Great. Now I will be singing Love Is A Battlefield rest of the damn day.

    • Anna

      She is trying to do damage control. How would you feel after 20+ yrs. of marriage, and find out not only does your ex husband want to play in your closet, he wants to come out, and be a "lady"? She looks tired to me.

    • http://dan.l@superiorworks.com SugarFoot

      Well, there is something more pitiful: a 65-year-old woman who was once married to a 65-year-old man who thinks he’s a woman.
      __________________
      :dead:

      Maybe she should've used Bruce's nip and tucker :yes: He got all of his wrinkles ironed out :rofl:

    • Phrozen1der

      Bruce be slayng the carpets as Barbara Walters.... :hahaha:

    • http://dan.l@superiorworks.com SugarFoot

      Phrozen1der says:

      She looks the same to me.. Only thing different is her hair is up, which really looks bad….
      _____________
      :dead: so u saying her face been looking like balled up notebook paper :crying:

    • kamadiva

      @User - I have some characters in my fam....

      I have a cousin who was once a girl...but now one wouldn't EVER EVER belee HE was a SHE! Use to be soo girly girly...

      Crazy Aunts and Uncles....one Uncle is married to a chick that is younger than his four oldest children (yea..he older than her daddy and momma)...and he has 2 girlfriends...the wife be trying to track him phone and confront the chicks...but he is the one that is in the wrong...check yo man, boo boo.... SAD! He was doing this b4 yall got married ...whet you thought, he was gone change! He too f-ing old to change tricks...silly rabbit...how you think you got him!?

    • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cqjT_YqmNas Long Time Lurker

      Bad. Just bad. :no:

      That big hair hiding them horns.

    • Gigi26

      (short hair mks u look sassy & sophisticated & ma-tour)
      ————-
      Keke Palmer when she wears a short cut :tea:
      --------------------------------
      :stop: Keke looks like a struggle stripper from Miami :no:

      Kinda reminds me of Ebony from the Playas Club :yes:

    • kamadiva

      @Phro - Bruce be slayng the carpets as Barbara Walters

      ~~~~~~~~~~~~

      Log out....and you just starting fontin wit us today!!

    • Gigi26

      Someone said Kris looked like Freakazoid :rofl:

    • iWasteTime

      Bruce be slayng the carpets as Barbara Walters
      -----------
      Goodbye Sir :bye:

    • Phrozen1der

      @Sugar IJS you know some races just age like trapper keepers.. :coffee:

    • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cqjT_YqmNas Long Time Lurker

      :thinks: Maybe she used the same doc that fukked up Bruce's left eye. :shrug:

    • http://www.worldstarhiphop.com/videos/video.php?v=wshhCQJIY3q7iLxENR4h mzwhang90210

      User Friendly says:

      :think: Whang I think me, you, & dubb may be running neck & neck with crazy family stories :lol:
      The other roses too shame to admit the ppl in they family crazy…either that or they ARE the crazy relative :rofl:
      ________________
      :rofl:

    • http://dan.l@superiorworks.com SugarFoot

      :rofl: :rofl:

    • WhoDat

      @UF. My daddy acting terrible right NOW. Why my ass couldnt play much today. Damn family care home lady threatening to put him out again. :facepalm: I been on phone cussing him. Begging HER. I'm over hard headed old peeps

    • Str8tUpMenace

      Kris and Bruce the same person. :coffee:

    • http://dan.l@superiorworks.com SugarFoot

      Long Time Lurker says:

      Maybe she used the same doc that fukked up Bruce’s left eye
      ___________
      The doctor did that :huh: I thought his eye was already delayed/in slow motion :shrug:

    • iWasteTime

      Kris and Bruce the same person. :coffee:
      -------------
      :lol: :lol: :lol:

    • http://www.worldstarhiphop.com/videos/video.php?v=wshhCQJIY3q7iLxENR4h mzwhang90210

      SugarFoot says:
      :dead: so u saying her face been looking like balled up notebook paper :crying:
      ____________________
      :crying: :crying:

    • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cqjT_YqmNas Long Time Lurker

      SugarFoot says:

      Long Time Lurker says:

      Maybe she used the same doc that fukked up Bruce’s left eye
      ___________
      The doctor did that :huh: I thought his eye was already delayed/in slow motion :shrug:
      ____________________________

      Oh. Well he just fukked up then. But she NEED to sue somebody. Fast. Cause this shyt just ain't right. :coffee:

    • kamadiva

      :hi: Bye, Ya'll...font wit yall later....(if I can get Lil Diva in the bed on time after workout, dinner and bath time routine...ah hell...no..we gone be late, I can tell already)!

      Be good....or be good at what you do!!!

    • https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=0TMzDWwIj7Y Nancy Drew Ain’t Studdin’ You :yawn:

      Oh. Well he just fukked up then. But she NEED to sue somebody. Fast. Cause this shyt just ain’t right. :coffee:
      ____________________

      Lurk! you said she bet not run THIS face through that face-reading app? :hahaha:

    • iWasteTime

      :newpost:

    • lisaROSE

      SHO NUFF!!!... FROM THE LAST DRAGON!!

    • https://www.facebook.com/pages/She_ShowOut/1386876974967664?fref=ts She_ShowOut

      mzwhang90210 says:

      I missed the epi when New York (Flava Flav’s NY) was on. :crying:
      I have a relative (male) that has had his face done several times..and has chest and butt implants. And he’s still not done. :smh:
      _______________________
      Does it look good on him at all? Hey hun :hug:

    • https://www.facebook.com/pages/She_ShowOut/1386876974967664?fref=ts She_ShowOut

      It looks like too many procedures on that face :shrug: or it's new and hasn't settled in yet. I :pray: it's the latter.