Jon Hamm is Back On the Market

Jon Hamm and Jennifer Westfeldt

Single ladies everywhere are rejoining.

Yesterday, Star Magazine broke the news that well endowed actor Jon Hamm and his long-suffering girlfriend Jennifer Westfeldt have split after 16 years.

16 years is an eternity by Hollywood’s standards!

“The relationship just ran its course,” a source close to the couple told Star magazine. Star notes that the couple haven’t been photographed together since before Jon entered a 30-day rehab program for alcohol abuse in January.

From Dlisted.com:

If you believe the blind items, then you probably think that they broke up, because he has a lot of dick meat to give and wants to share it with the world, and she wasn’t into that. However, Star’s source says that they want different things. Jennifer wants a baby and Jon, who got out of rehab in March, doesn’t. I’m guessing that Jon doesn’t want a baby because he already has to take care of a giant living thing that lives on his crotch, has to be fed fresh mice all the time and snores so loud it wakes him up.

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http://Copblock.org aDingoDrankMyBabies

Jon Hamm? Is that the White man they say is hung…For a White man??? Yet try to shame King James, (who obviously twerent warmed up, and could prolly double tap the Uterus when he is?) for they hold Black fellers to a different metric system?? Chile??
7ate9

Don Draper your meat and potatoes are showing! This is why I hate when hubby wears basketball shorts…then he wonders why all the big guls be given him bedroom eyes.
Str8tUpMenace

I see a print. Are there pics of this “snake” that you speak of?
Di Ana

Why ain’t he wearing no draws?
WHITTYwithWORDS

He NEVER does…stay having it swanging.
WHITTYwithWORDS

Jon..please, put the monster away.
http://Copblock.org aDingoDrankMyBabies

“Single ladies everywhere are rejoining.”

Rejoining what??? Weight Watchers? Trynna git into that 2 piece before August, Taint mad at em??
iWasteTime

I would buss Jon down!
Put him in a Don Draper suit, give him a sifter and I’ll go to work!
iWasteTime

Cause its too big!
NakeyaJ Valued Rose since 2011

Dubb deleted her account. SHe has left the building.
MotherOfDragons, GetOffMyENuts

Are you fugging kidding me? NOOOO!
DYmondgurl

WHET! KNOT agane …
MotherOfDragons, GetOffMyENuts

Tell her to come back now. RIGHT NOW!
Hmmm~?

He NEVER wears underwear. Never. Literally NEVER. I ain’t never seen someone who was so anti-underwear. Every pic you see of this nicka he ain’t go no draws on. Dack always in the front seat. It’s crazy.
iWasteTime

I need a DermaRoller.
Any Suggestions?
VDot

ME TOO!!! Now he’s a sexy pank toe. With a big dack too? Yea buddy.
SUZANNE SUGERBAKER

hamm supposedly has a hammer. Po lady probably tired of her lady parts being sore.
Lorenzo Chaps

rejoicing.
VDot

They said his dack snores so loud it wakes him up
DYmondgurl

Jon’s hamm-er no matter how big is still pink YUCK!
MisTaken

Lorenzo…..Brenden.. *pushes you two together and walks off*
NakeyaJ Valued Rose since 2011

Yup. Said she tired of the dumb stuff. It’s the same thing every time. She gone. sigh
Lorenzo Chaps

yes to bball shorts and the proverbial gray sweats. HEY TI.
http://Copblock.org aDingoDrankMyBabies

Hi??
MisTaken

bye
SUZANNE SUGERBAKER

TI looks like he got a pencil dyke. ION know maybe because he does nothing for me.
GTFOHWTBS

Who?
SummerBaby

Awww man! I hate to hear that. ?
Lorenzo Chaps

Remember those big thick pencils? Now CBreezy has that #2 pencil.
iWasteTime

She be back!
She can’t quit is for long!
GTFOHWTBS

Good gawd!That’s a huge imprint in his pants
SUZANNE SUGERBAKER

A damn gain. I’m just bout tied of this chit. Go get her azz Keya and tell her to get right back here. I aint got time for this chit. @Dub getcho azz byke her woman.
Nancy Drew on my ibrowse today

why she leave?
Seavoo Play

My oh my..is that photoshop’d?!
Clawd ham mercy….the lawd is my shep-ard…he know whut I want! “Whew”
SugarFoot a.k.a Ty

and its still sleep *turns screen due west and opens other eye* Hmph…..
Nancy Drew on my ibrowse today

*whispers* Bren, hop on it… errrr, him.
NakeyaJ Valued Rose since 2011

all that stuff with giggles and the twitter thing.
Lorenzo Chaps

He does nothing for me. Ryan Phillipine though is a sexy beast.
Nancy Drew on my ibrowse today

ROFL!!!!! yeen gone at least say you askin ‘for a fren’? LOL!!!!!
Seavoo Play

I can’t believe she stayed with him 16 years only as a girlfriend…..
iWasteTime

No ma’am and that is is sleep!
They had to make him wear draws on Mad Men!
All I need is 15 minutes and I’d change his life!
Chitsngiggles

She didbt leave cause of me.
SugarFoot a.k.a Ty

Me either but he got that HAMMER
Lorenzo Chaps

nah. there’s a tumbler page that shows a bevy of photos of Jon Hamm wayward schlung hanging about.
iWasteTime

Word!
We can tag team…lolol.
I know our cooties are gonna need a break
SUZANNE SUGERBAKER

here you go sugar cause it sound like you need this napkin to wipe that drool off your lip. lol
SSSLOVELIVE

Exactly what I was thinking.
http://Copblock.org aDingoDrankMyBabies

??????
DYmondgurl

:daps:
Now that pank meat is a cutie!
WHITTYwithWORDS

I do kinda want to give it a test spin..literally…
WHITTYwithWORDS

Lady bits being blow apart like corn beef hash.
Nancy Drew on my ibrowse today

I can’t take it when you say “Hi” ROFL!!!!!!!!
is that you being a ‘coy boi’? whew, my sides! LMAO!!!!!
Chitsngiggles

OK. So I am pro black, but I ain’t bline. Him and Jon Hamm and Bradly Cooper is sexy to me. Jon Hamm know he was sexy as Don Draper. He not so hot in that rental commercial though.
iWasteTime

what is the handle
I loves this man.
He was the best part of Bridesmaids to me.
I watched Mad Men…
SUZANNE SUGERBAKER

girl we bout to make a love connection
NakeyaJ Valued Rose since 2011

She didnt? Ok then, tell us, why did she leave?
Cheddup Already Damn

??????
?
MotherOfDragons, GetOffMyENuts

Don’t even engage. Don’t do it.
Seavoo Play

? put it on ’em make ’em wanna murrrr-reey meh
He wanna wipe a bih dooowwwnnnn…..?

?
WHITTYwithWORDS

COME ON GET THAT WHITE MEAT MISS.
Seavoo Play

Thanks hun….cause ummmm….
NakeyaJ Valued Rose since 2011

#dead
Seavoo Play

And where can I find such handle?
Cheddup Already Damn

This format is disqusTING.
I have a friggin headache from downstairs.
Lorenzo Chaps

he was such a d*** in bridesmaids.

jonhammswang dot tumblr dot com
Nancy Drew on my ibrowse today

still sleep …due west …I hate you so much, ROFL!!!!
I got snot! CRINE.
DYmondgurl

Jon & Bradly are average white men like tom cruise …do NATHAN for meh lady parts …. nah, ian somerhalder …HE COULD HAVE IT ALLLLLLLL
Seavoo Play

I couldn’t do it…frfr ???
iWasteTime

Thanks boo!
Chitsngiggles

Dub is a big girl. Trust me she didn’t leave because of me. This what the lurkers be saying. Ya’ll act like her bodyguard. She don’t need ya’ll jumping someone every time they mention her name. Just like she left last time….she will be back.
iWasteTime

got eeem!
Yes, I’m That Leah

his thang… omg.
Nancy Drew on my ibrowse today

yall are SEW dumb! I actually had to creep to the supply cabinet to get a box of Kleenex… I got tears! LMAO!
Nancy Drew on my ibrowse today

yall are SEW dumb! I actually had to creep to the supply cabinet to get a box of Kleenex… I got tears! LMAO!
WHITTYwithWORDS

But she from NC and makes BBQ…I wanted to be FRENNNNSS?!?!, Tell her to come back.
WHITTYwithWORDS

But she from NC and makes BBQ…I wanted to be FRENNNNSS?!?!, Tell her to come back.
Chitsngiggles

Chile. I used to lock myself up in my room a binge watch Mad Men on Netflix. That’s a sexy ass white man right there.
Chitsngiggles

Chile. I used to lock myself up in my room a binge watch Mad Men on Netflix. That’s a sexy ass white man right there.
Str8tUpMenace

Nope, I’m asking for me. And ion een like pank meat. The only pastel colored meat I can deal with is yella.
Str8tUpMenace

Nope, I’m asking for me. And ion een like pank meat. The only pastel colored meat I can deal with is yella.
Chitsngiggles

Thank ya!
Chitsngiggles

Thank ya!
A.P. Millz-CT

LOL
A.P. Millz-CT

LOL
Str8tUpMenace

Wait, whet?????? What happened????
Str8tUpMenace

Wait, whet?????? What happened????
WHITTYwithWORDS

They got black condoms.
WHITTYwithWORDS

They got black condoms.
Nancy Drew on my ibrowse today

well that should squash the “she run the blog” convo. she gone and it’s still up, so maybe not, huh?
Nancy Drew on my ibrowse today

well that should squash the “she run the blog” convo. she gone and it’s still up, so maybe not, huh?
Nancy Drew on my ibrowse today

*missed opportunities* LOL!!!!
Nancy Drew on my ibrowse today

*missed opportunities* LOL!!!!
NakeyaJ Valued Rose since 2011

Girl! The blog about to shut down. *files nails*
NakeyaJ Valued Rose since 2011

Girl! The blog about to shut down. *files nails*
AllmylifeIhadtofight

WTF????
AllmylifeIhadtofight

WTF????
WHITTYwithWORDS

RIGHT!!! I figure this would blow over and I would slide in that email box like an ig hoe and get some BBQ….
WHITTYwithWORDS

RIGHT!!! I figure this would blow over and I would slide in that email box like an ig hoe and get some BBQ….
Str8tUpMenace

Is u the one with the Black Rushcard???
Str8tUpMenace

Is u the one with the Black Rushcard???
NakeyaJ Valued Rose since 2011

Yuppers.
NakeyaJ Valued Rose since 2011

Yuppers.
Nancy Drew on my ibrowse today

you said a bevy! ROFL!
Nancy Drew on my ibrowse today

you said a bevy! ROFL!
SugarFoot a.k.a Ty

What Nan …..I bet it curves *turns head to the side* lmao
SugarFoot a.k.a Ty

What Nan …..I bet it curves *turns head to the side* lmao
Nancy Drew on my ibrowse today

CRINE.
Nancy Drew on my ibrowse today

CRINE.
AllmylifeIhadtofight

All I did was go to a 15 min meeting!
AllmylifeIhadtofight

All I did was go to a 15 min meeting!
Chitsngiggles

Here we go again…..Gawd.
Chitsngiggles

Here we go again…..Gawd.
VDot

Shole do!
VDot

Shole do!
Nancy Drew on my ibrowse today

please take your hammers and go! LOL! LOL!!!!!!!
(duck, duck, duck, duck, duck…) ROFL!!!!
Nancy Drew on my ibrowse today

please take your hammers and go! LOL! LOL!!!!!!!
(duck, duck, duck, duck, duck…) ROFL!!!!
Datsmdubya2u2

Hi dtts HRU
Datsmdubya2u2

Hi dtts HRU
Seavoo Play

My goodness….i can’t believe there are folks that thrive off of drama….like erry’day, they be on some hoe (garden tool SR..don’t ban me) shyt…

*in my Charlie Murphy voice*
These dead horses stay getting beat up in this muthaf**ka….smh

Let.it.go.bruh
?
Seavoo Play

My goodness….i can’t believe there are folks that thrive off of drama….like erry’day, they be on some hoe (garden tool SR..don’t ban me) shyt…

*in my Charlie Murphy voice*
These dead horses stay getting beat up in this muthaf**ka….smh

Let.it.go.bruh
?
WHITTYwithWORDS

15 mins is 15 hours here..I actually worked today and I’m lost like hell.
WHITTYwithWORDS

15 mins is 15 hours here..I actually worked today and I’m lost like hell.
NakeyaJ Valued Rose since 2011

Chile…go read. I’m done with it. If I say anything to defend her, then I am acting like her bodyguard.
NakeyaJ Valued Rose since 2011

Chile…go read. I’m done with it. If I say anything to defend her, then I am acting like her bodyguard.
Str8tUpMenace

Is it u????? What you done did now??? LOL. If it aint you, then please disregard.
Str8tUpMenace

Is it u????? What you done did now??? LOL. If it aint you, then please disregard.
Felicia Smith

lol do you see the meat in the pic Sandra im on the floor again
Felicia Smith

lol do you see the meat in the pic Sandra im on the floor again
SugarFoot a.k.a Ty

dead horses huh I call it RoadKill
SugarFoot a.k.a Ty

dead horses huh I call it RoadKill
DYmondgurl

Imma have to get 2 then … one to cover his ugly mug!
DYmondgurl

Imma have to get 2 then … one to cover his ugly mug!
Chitsngiggles

Smh….
Chitsngiggles

Smh….
WHITTYwithWORDS

Listen aint no DECK pretty to me but I’ll ride it to glory. I don’t have x-ray vision I can’t see whats inside. lol
WHITTYwithWORDS

Listen aint no DECK pretty to me but I’ll ride it to glory. I don’t have x-ray vision I can’t see whats inside. lol
Cheddup Already Damn

I’m fine Dat. And you? How you bean ? ?
Cheddup Already Damn

I’m fine Dat. And you? How you bean ? ?
DYmondgurl

Slides you a chair … blog floor kinda messy right nah
DYmondgurl

Slides you a chair … blog floor kinda messy right nah
Meme81

He does look good in a hat and a suit, but…no gracias to Don Draper. She should’ve known after year 3 that it wasn’t gonna happen for them.
Meme81

He does look good in a hat and a suit, but…no gracias to Don Draper. She should’ve known after year 3 that it wasn’t gonna happen for them.
Seavoo Play

All this talk…about this mans penis and what we would do to it…*like “finesse” it*

But does he know what to do with all that equipment? Cause ummm….the penis ain’t worth nothin if he don’t know how to put it to good use..
??
Seavoo Play

All this talk…about this mans penis and what we would do to it…*like “finesse” it*

But does he know what to do with all that equipment? Cause ummm….the penis ain’t worth nothin if he don’t know how to put it to good use..
??
Cheddup Already Damn

Ok but umma just go texting asking if somebody wanna ride these waves emkay ??
Cheddup Already Damn

Ok but umma just go texting asking if somebody wanna ride these waves emkay ??
SugarFoot a.k.a Ty

Saying the same shyt
SugarFoot a.k.a Ty

Saying the same shyt
WHITTYwithWORDS

You cool..crazy as hell but cool (lol)…but maybe don’t reply to every comment about the situation, try to move pass it..sometimes by replying to certain comments you instigate things…intentionally or unintentionally.
WHITTYwithWORDS

You cool..crazy as hell but cool (lol)…but maybe don’t reply to every comment about the situation, try to move pass it..sometimes by replying to certain comments you instigate things…intentionally or unintentionally.
DYmondgurl

Linda hunny i agree dack isnt purdie but that man (his entire bawdy) dries me up! There are other white men I do like tho
Brad Pitt (only after I saw inglorious bastids)
Orlando Bloom
ian somerhalder
paul wesley
DYmondgurl

Linda hunny i agree dack isnt purdie but that man (his entire bawdy) dries me up! There are other white men I do like tho
Brad Pitt (only after I saw inglorious bastids)
Orlando Bloom
ian somerhalder
paul wesley
Cheddup Already Damn

Hmmmp he could just lay there if’n he can’t properly move lol
I can make myself make it do WATT it do
Kona
Cheddup Already Damn

Hmmmp he could just lay there if’n he can’t properly move lol
I can make myself make it do WATT it do
Kona
SugarFoot a.k.a Ty

Im not attracted to him I just need that hammer to put in my purse lmao
SugarFoot a.k.a Ty

Im not attracted to him I just need that hammer to put in my purse lmao
NakeyaJ Valued Rose since 2011

I’m out, yall have a good night
NakeyaJ Valued Rose since 2011

I’m out, yall have a good night
OSHH

This yt man does absolutely nothing for me, nada.
OSHH

This yt man does absolutely nothing for me, nada.
WHITTYwithWORDS

Night
WHITTYwithWORDS

Night
Nancy Drew on my ibrowse today

done broke up yall home Khaki! after she had claimed her ‘step baby’ and errthang, so sad. keep your head up hun.
Nancy Drew on my ibrowse today

done broke up yall home Khaki! after she had claimed her ‘step baby’ and errthang, so sad. keep your head up hun.
LilBit

Yes, yes and yes again!!
LilBit

Yes, yes and yes again!!
WHITTYwithWORDS

I love that your name says Got Chill? and you have none…Lol
WHITTYwithWORDS

I love that your name says Got Chill? and you have none…Lol
Seavoo Play

Yep yep! I know that’s right!! LOL!
On it like you on a horse on “Bonanza” riding into the dang sunset….?
Seavoo Play

Yep yep! I know that’s right!! LOL!
On it like you on a horse on “Bonanza” riding into the dang sunset….?
Nancy Drew on my ibrowse today

ig hoe! lawd, ROFL!!!!
Nancy Drew on my ibrowse today

ig hoe! lawd, ROFL!!!!
WHITTYwithWORDS

Matt Bomer and David Beckham ( until I heard his voice) were mine
WHITTYwithWORDS

Matt Bomer and David Beckham ( until I heard his voice) were mine
Seavoo Play

That’s ok…I’ll take him…
*flips hair* *twirls like kenya*
*skips away*
??
Ha!
Seavoo Play

That’s ok…I’ll take him…
*flips hair* *twirls like kenya*
*skips away*
??
Ha!
WHITTYwithWORDS

like a Damn porshe with no engine.
WHITTYwithWORDS

like a Damn porshe with no engine.
Chitsngiggles

At least it looks pretty though. #positives
Chitsngiggles

At least it looks pretty though. #positives
DYmondgurl

Take him far away pls lol
Hide him so he never sees the light of day K
DYmondgurl

Take him far away pls lol
Hide him so he never sees the light of day K
WHITTYwithWORDS

Nah…I need to feel the vibration of the engine and hit that gas.
WHITTYwithWORDS

Nah…I need to feel the vibration of the engine and hit that gas.
WHITTYwithWORDS

LOL ok. I get it.
WHITTYwithWORDS

LOL ok. I get it.
Seavoo Play

Now THAT would give me a case of the major sads…?
Seavoo Play

Now THAT would give me a case of the major sads…?
AllmylifeIhadtofight

Tell my boo I said she coulda said goodbye. I’m crying
AllmylifeIhadtofight

Tell my boo I said she coulda said goodbye. I’m crying
NakeyaJ Valued Rose since 2011

OMG I said I was out, but why on Tyga IG page the trany is on it talking about some “Pay up or I will release everything” with kissy lpis on it!! lmao. Ok bye *poof*
NakeyaJ Valued Rose since 2011

OMG I said I was out, but why on Tyga IG page the trany is on it talking about some “Pay up or I will release everything” with kissy lpis on it!! lmao. Ok bye *poof*
WHITTYwithWORDS

Or sent me some BBQ.
WHITTYwithWORDS

Or sent me some BBQ.
Seavoo Play

You know what it looks like? You seen it in real life?

#realquestions
Seavoo Play

You know what it looks like? You seen it in real life?

#realquestions
WHITTYwithWORDS

Isn’t that extortion? DUMMY
WHITTYwithWORDS

Isn’t that extortion? DUMMY
Seavoo Play

LOL! ?
Seavoo Play

LOL! ?
Chitsngiggles

Shiddddddddd, I wish.
Chitsngiggles

Shiddddddddd, I wish.
Mahogany

Dead ?
Mahogany

Dead ?
Nancy Drew on my ibrowse today

night Keya! hug for Ju! —>
Nancy Drew on my ibrowse today

night Keya! hug for Ju! —>
Chitsngiggles

Its definitely black mail. That’s for sure.
Chitsngiggles

Its definitely black mail. That’s for sure.
Meme81

Mark Wahlberg or Vin Diesel for me, if we’re puttin’ in orders.
Meme81

Mark Wahlberg or Vin Diesel for me, if we’re puttin’ in orders.
MotherOfDragons, GetOffMyENuts

The Mia Isabella tranny or one of his other trannies?
MotherOfDragons, GetOffMyENuts

The Mia Isabella tranny or one of his other trannies?
AllmylifeIhadtofight

I mean like what the hell?? Mofo’s saw everybody in here having a good time and just because their piece of shid life is trash they had to come up in here and fuq it up. Like get the fuq on!!
AllmylifeIhadtofight

I mean like what the hell?? Mofo’s saw everybody in here having a good time and just because their piece of shid life is trash they had to come up in here and fuq it up. Like get the fuq on!!
Chitsngiggles

Damn he got Trannies in different area codes…
Ms. YaYa

Yeah, apparently there’s a video
AllmylifeIhadtofight

I can’t respond to that person because I will go ape shid…. You happy as hell she gon.. GUESS THE FUQ WHAT??? We still ain’t fooling with your azz.
Nancy Drew on my ibrowse today

oh, I thought I was all chill, all the time… no? okay
Guess Who

Well endowed? The print I see is long balls with a skinny average flaccid sized peen perched ontop of it. Ugh. He needs some draws on his musty arse nutsack.
SUZANNE SUGERBAKER

I think so and if that the case whale you going to gel nay cause that is illegal
Chitsngiggles

Kourtney has hired movers to move Scott’s shyt out of their house. Kourtney is not playing with his ass
Nancy Drew on my ibrowse today

you bout to get whiplash from just looking at it!
Meme81

She was on the Goldie Hawn/Jennifer Anniston marriage timeline.
SUZANNE SUGERBAKER

don’t pay dymond no mind. She has a thing against yt mens dycks. She still think they pink after she has been told they aint.
DYmondgurl

I would send his chit to the ex gf house
WHITTYwithWORDS

Goldie Hawn different, she wont giving another ninja her coins like the first one. Kurt is cool with it.
Nancy Drew on my ibrowse today

*passes you some Kleenex …and a whole bottle of chill pills*
ROFL!!!!!
SUZANNE SUGERBAKER

shole wood.
WHITTYwithWORDS

see…..
Nancy Drew on my ibrowse today

I’m helping!
DYmondgurl

Beckham I have not heard him speak and I will not now lol
DYmondgurl

Mark Wahlberg TEW! Vin dont count
DYmondgurl

dammit heath ledger was sexxxy!
WHITTYwithWORDS

His voice is light…I need a deep voice to complete the fantasy
Nancy Drew on my ibrowse today

which gel though?
WHITTYwithWORDS

Is Vin white tho?
AllmylifeIhadtofight

NEW POST Allen Iverson nekkid pics
DYmondgurl

OHHH *runs*
nucynu25

David Beckham could get it
nucynu25

Only one person really needs to know what to do. All he gotta do is lay dwn & enjoy the ride.
WHITTYwithWORDS

NAH Ninja you ain’t helping ShYT
http://suzar.com/BOTW/BOTW-ch1d-pages7-8.html Staci Elle

He’s free ballin it… I ain’t mad
NakeyaJ Valued Rose since 2011

Don’t cry!!!
ZRoJoTheLezBeyond

All these comments about his wanker.. I’m dying over here! Y’all are something else.
Use_Coasters_aka_Sol_88

Omg Michael K from dlisted has GOT to be stopped!! ??
Charese_617

I DON’T DO PINK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! DON’T CARE HOW BIG, WIDE , LONG OR THICK. I DON’T DO PINK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Yes, I’m That Leah

I’m headed over there…. lol.
the.sun.will.come.out.tomorrow

Hahhaha! So he got a critter(s) on his no-no parts……
TheRealLee

So much talk about his junk. How about a woman that spends nearly 20 years of her life waiting for that ring and child, only to discover that those things will never happen. At 45, she might not be able to conceive. There so much debate as to when she should have bailed out on the relationship but when you got the Hamm and fame and fortune going for you, when do you leave.
http://realitytea.com/ Lady Chatterley’s Lover

Agreed. Get the willies just thinking about it.
http://realitytea.com/ Lady Chatterley’s Lover

That’s her stupidity. You shouldn’t hang around 16 years when your needs are not being met.
Nancy Drew on my ibrowse today

I’m hurt. *takes more pills*
TheRealLee

I agree but everyone has their timetable. Some will say 5 years is about right and get called stupid. Others say no 3 years, others say 1. Everyone has different circumstances and timetables.
Enoughsaid2020

He did say, he was never getting married, so she wised up.
WHITTYwithWORDS

I didn’t it was a problem. You is Messy, You is Petty, and I see no problems with it…lol
BlackGlamour

amen to that
Meme81

He’s about as white as I’ll venture…him, Mark (who has negro tendencies) or Jason Mamoa. I’m only attracted to white men that remind me of black men. That’s why there’s no point in me switching sides.
Neicey

That Johnny Depp in Blow. Omg. Never thought a white man was attractive until and only then in Blow! Boston George!
SheShowOut

The peen had her mesmerized, I mean dikmitized!!!
lovelygamour

he said he wasn’t going to have children during the first season of mad man. apparently they talked about it. she should’ve been honest with herself.
lovelygamour

they said they weren’t having children during the first season of mad men. I didn’t believe her but she was adamant. the thing about waiting for a guy is he can still produce kids. they may have issues but he can. while a woman may have problems the longer she waits. I think if you’ve had a child before the odds are better.
Toni ToniToni

AHAHAHA, I hollered at that. Yes it was a bit on the slim side…
TheRealLee

She obviously neglected to read the writing on the wall and is another female who thought she could change his mind. Look at Jeff Goldbloom and Billy Joel having babies in their late 60’s. They will be in their 80’s when the kid is still in high school. It’s selfish. This happens when they get closer to facing their own mortality. This guy will do the same but it won’t be her in her of course.
Toni ToniToni

Hahaha, Does the color really matter though?
He is sliced nice and THICK. LAWD!!!
Toni ToniToni

Right, He knows exactly what he is doing.
He need to put some briefs on to tame that thing..

I think h eprobaly gets a kick out of showing it off like that.
side_i

I wonder if he’s on IG, I got a thing for Jon Hamm
side_i

I don’t mind pink
Sincerity7

She looks like she nags and once he got out of rehab and realized what he had to come home to he said f that ish.
Bernadette Jackson

Talk about going HAMM. In his case it means “hard as a muthafkin’ monster.”
lovelygamour

the jeff goldblum thing reminds me of Richard gere. cindy Crawford kept begging for a child before she got older. a few years after they got divorced he started having kids. so if she didn’t file then he would’ve wasted her youth. I was a little kid when I heard this, I decided then that I would do whats best for me.
TheRealLee

I forgot about those two. I wish this gal would have caught on sooner. At 45 she can have kids but is riskier the older the mom is with potential birth defects and all that.