Open Post

Sandra Rose December 28, 2015

New mom Coco Austin shared this photo of her baby daughter, Chanel, all dressed up in her newborn Couture dress and accessories.

Coco is a proud mom who will probably be accused of exploiting her infant for Instagram ‘Likes’.

This is an open post, where you can discuss any subject matter. This post will not be censored or moderated. Disqus may automatically moderate certain words considered offensive. There are no rules in Open Posts. So enter at your own risk.

Milani

cute kid…I’m here for y’alls comments though…
iWasteTime

kewt!
BLACK *I*C*E*

That baby look just like Ice-T.
Yoni

Aww look at the pearls on her wrist. LOL
zeta4life

MILLY!!!!!! me too….had to come out the “Sanders Sons post” FOH!!!
Yoni

…..and this is an open post????!!!
zeta4life

HEY WASTETRAINEDNOTTRAINER……..;HUG:
Low E. {CIRCA 1908}

WHAT CHALL GOT??
zeta4life

YONI!!!!! hey…..that damn last post should have been open….IMO!!!
Milani

Hey Zeta!!!! How was your holiday? Mine was wonderful.
softness1

You reaching.. New moms go wild posting their baby’s pictures… My facebook friends are killing me right about now.. I can’t.. She’s just proud of her baby….
zeta4life

HER DRESS PRETTY…..SHE LOOK LIKE HER DEDDY…. that’s all I got….GO!!!
MafeeMafee

I feel Coco! She’s a proud mom! I always wanted a girl so when I finally gave birth to my princess after having 3 boys I was the same way! I snapped pics every 5 seconds and she had to have her big bows, fancy dresses, headbands, jewelry, matching shoes, etc. my hubby use to be sooo embarassed because the headbands were bigger than her head ????
Low E. {CIRCA 1908}

IF SHE’S A FIRST TIME MAMA BEAR I’LL RESERVE JUDGMENT! THAT FIRST TIME YOU GO CRAY; THE SECOND TIME YOU KNOW BETTER…I WON’T REACH JUST YET.
zeta4life

GM….but posting “my” child….versus a FAMOUS one…IMO…is different….but best believe there is money to be made….on those pictures…
Buttercup

So…..let’s hear about how the family gatherings, dinners, and fuggery went for the holidays. Mine was uneventful. It was just Mama Butter, Honey Dip, Lil Butter, and I at my place. Lil Butter and Honey Dip left the next day for the beach.
YOUR man chose BSweet #ohwell

Lawd forgive me.
Yoni

But we did good staying on topic, right? LOL
Too Many Colors

I’m frfr gonna have to get nourishment for this post. Some asshole, gonna go all the way too far on a post with a baby girl on it, and it’s gonna get lit.

*I feel like maybe Tropicah Smoovie*
zeta4life

LOL!!!! right….
Too Many Colors

I know I did….til the end. *cries*
zeta4life

YES!!!!! hey u…. I was like a open post “with a baby”….the other post had me…but I will not DRAG OLD CHIT UPSTAIRS,,,,I want to make it with my log-in “da 2 zero one six”…
E-VannaRootsAllEvil

Sandra I thought we agreed no pics of coco for awhile. The blog is tired of seeing her lol
Blaque Mahogany

Coco is probably really nice but she just comes across like trailer park trash to me. Or a prostitute or something…she makes my skin itch.
Cricket404

Looks creepy, she should have tickled her feet to wake her up.
YOUR man chose BSweet #ohwell

This dude just hit me with a text that had the lyrics to Nelly’s The Fix in it. Ya’ll think he trying to tell me something? I sure hope not.
zeta4life

Hey u…. how was that “uneventful”…. I wish mine was like that…lol
Blaque Mahogany

What are the lyrics?
Buttercup

*goes to Google*
YOUR man chose BSweet #ohwell

She has that I smell look.
BubblingBrownSuga

I saw the new rule about not calling out multiple personality commenters but is it a rule that we have to stay on topic?
Too Many Colors

He is Asking do you want dat DIK
YOUR man chose BSweet #ohwell

When you need that fix, yeah, that medicine
I know you like it like this
When you get that itch, adrenaline
Heart beating outta your chest
Heart beating outta yo chest
And when that pressure’s building
I got what you need, come fuck with me
And when you get that feeling
I got sexual healing
zeta4life

Yes u did…. I was sooo proud….but when I read the “muff diver”….I died….jest a lil…..rofl!!!
YOUR man chose BSweet #ohwell

When you need that fix, yeah, that medicine
I know you like it like this
When you get that itch, adrenaline
Heart beating outta your chest
Heart beating outta yo chest
And when that pressure’s building
I got what you need, come fawk with me
And when you get that feeling
I got sexual healing
Blaque Mahogany

That I suck my husband’s co-worker dycks in the dressing room, just because I can’t get over my old ways look.
Milani

*Looks up lyrics*

edited to add: yeah, he trying to tell you something…
Buttercup

Yeah, he’s definitely trying to give you ATD.
YOUR man chose BSweet #ohwell

https://youtu.be/fTUIT-E3oYQ
Blaque Mahogany

Ohhhh ok. So you are pulling a Wut…asking questions you already know the answer to. Just to get the people going. Uhhh sounds like he is saying. “You know you want this DYCK!”
Too Many Colors

I already knew. With Jeramih.

Do you want this eggplant or nah??
zeta4life

HE MAY BE SAYING….He wanna phuck….but that’s just could be my interpretation….lol!!!
YOUR man chose BSweet #ohwell

I figured I’m about to nignore that azz
OfficialDime

Guuuuurl I DARE U to say it……????
YOUR man chose BSweet #ohwell

No ma’am I sure dont
Low E. {CIRCA 1908}

JEREMIH CONFIRMS SUSPICIONS EVERY SINGLE TIME LMAO
YOUR man chose BSweet #ohwell

I got nothing for this post though so I manufactured a crisis. ?
iWasteTime

he want’s to give you that …
YOUR man chose BSweet #ohwell

I’ll pass.
Thatgirljd

baby already looking like daddy…very cute
Coco should go easy on her make-up..baby prolly got foundation all on her little face…SMH
Buttercup

It was uneventful because no one got drunk and mooned the rest of the family, no one punched a hole in a door, the cousins who have had a rivalry since forever didn’t get into it for the 4365451st time
Blaque Mahogany

In related news, Draya is supposed to be pregnant with twins. Sooo I know this means she has full custody of her son now, right? Like he lives with her, she fixes him breakfast, helps with his homework, no longer leaves him at home to eat ketchup and ceiling lint. Right? Cuz I know this trifling azz heaux didn’t get in vitro and she isn’t even taking care of the child she already bought into the world.
YOUR man chose BSweet #ohwell

Lol I figured just wanted some confirmation. On rainy days like this I do but not him.
zeta4life

GREAT!!!! up here finishing up this end of the month paperwork….and leaving at 12pm….its just two of us here….and its rainy/ we under a tornado watch….
Too Many Colors

He got a brother? A cousin? Hell. A DADDY?

You tell me how it is. Then pass on them Familial references.

TYIA
YOUR man chose BSweet #ohwell

If this were smash or pass I’d pass. I’ll just ignore that message
Blaque Mahogany

This must be new. I never heard it. If I heard it, I wouldn’t even have known it was Nelly, sounds like EVERYone else on the radio.
E-VannaRootsAllEvil

I never saw the hype with draya.
nucynu25

Bird looking ass …
Blaque Mahogany

Ma’am….
Gabriella Greentree

I had a ” aww ish, niccas got too drunk on christmas” situation happen that I wanted yalls advice on…. so I live with my fiance in a neighborhood where basically mostly his family lives. His second cousin stays next door. Round about 2 a.m. when evryone is shammered I’m outside feeding my puppy her Christmas bones. Cousin in law comes out on his porch to throw up. After he is good and done, he finds his way over to my porch to sit down ( I was curious as to why ) this nigga proceeds to tell me he has feelings for me. He is very married and this has made me feel very awkard around him since. I didn’t tell my man, because I don’t want to ruin their close relationship but it’s well known in the family that cousin cheats on his wife. He’s messing around with the neighbor on my other side and has even had 3somes with his wife’s sister who is bisexual and ran trains on girls with her brother (gross) I’m just wonderin if I should tell my man (they also work together and carpool, so they are quite close)
YOUR man chose BSweet #ohwell

Ma’am where is your BF at?

I think my pheromones are on 10 cause the last couple days been like a Wut story.
Rayne

Happy Holidays Everyone!
Too Many Colors

Why the hell knat? QTNA. Okay then. SOME YOU JUST gotta pass on. I understand.
Blaque Mahogany

Do tell…
YOUR man chose BSweet #ohwell

It’s not very new. I don’t like the song so that’s a strike.
Milani

Like that? (pic) Cuz that’s all I see when I see Draya
Rayne

on topic **whistles**
Torae

She looks like tweety bird…
Yoni

……and thrush in her mouf.
YOUR man chose BSweet #ohwell

He annoys me I ain’t horny enough to fawk an annoying azz dude today.
Torae

Her and the baby glamour shots and she’s not even glamorous.
Yoni

Men are stupid.
Too Many Colors

Not getting taken into 2016 is where he is. I ain’t got the time. I just wanna smash. *shrugs*
zeta4life

#VIRGOCHYT!!!!! we love “foolaphuckaniggatry…lol
Low E. {CIRCA 1908}

LEMME POUR YOU A CUP RIGHT NOW…
YOUR man chose BSweet #ohwell

Lol damn po bf. He gone have the kids sending pics of you.
Milani

Good Lord, there’s too much going on in this story.
zeta4life

EVANNNAAA…..I agree!!!!
YOUR man chose BSweet #ohwell

I’ll save that story for another open post.
Too Many Colors

For me any damn day. Once you give his ass some juice box…he is almost guaranteed to get more worrisome. Nope.
harley_quinn2.0

WTF??? I’m speechless.
Buttercup

Love to see it, but HATE to be involved in it. Messy azz Virgos.
zeta4life

WAIT!!!LOL!!!….too early….rofl!!!
iWasteTime

I would not, cousin is heaux, was drunk and tried it!
Rayne

I wouldn’t tell my man anything…But make sure you set him straight for coming at you like that. He’s going to add confusion to your relationship as well as his own relationship. Cant you see this person has no direction? Don’t get involved. IJS.
Buttercup

Yeah, I always thought she looks ostrich-like, but she has a nice body.
YOUR man chose BSweet #ohwell

Agreed. He just ain’t it. If he’s annoying and worrisome I’d have to hurt him. Right now he’s just annoying. I don’t like him. I thought he got that by my lack of contact.
PhenomenalWomanThatIsMe

The baby is cute. I’ll give Coco a pass, as she’s a new mommy.
Justlooking2SayIT

First, I don’t give advice. But if it were me, I would tell. Could be a set up, to see if you a tricking
..or willing to. (Don’t be offended)

Then I’d move out the neighbors 7nless it’s free. I don’t like living that close to family. I don’t give advice, I just say what I’d do. Good luck babe
Buttercup

Ugh, I hate when dudes put you in a situation like this. *changes comment here* I’d tell. I’ve been in that situation before. I told a couple of days later, and I regretted not saying something as soon as it happened. Plus, if he brings it up to your honey dip, your honey dip is going to think you’re lying because he didn’t hear it from you first.
Yoni

Depends on what day it is with Sandra. LOL I didn’t see that rule about calling out commenters. Where was it?
BubblingBrownSuga

Yes, tell him because the cousin is likely to reveal at a later date that he told you of his feelings for you, then your man will wonder what other secrets you may be hiding. Your man already knows he’s an untrustworthy dog.
harley_quinn2.0

Honestly I would keep my damn mouth shut. As long as you let him this ain’t that kind of party then there should be no problems. Personally I would want to move away from them because they got a lot of bullshyt going on.
zeta4life

ALL DAY!!!!! I lubs my Virgo’s…
Low E. {CIRCA 1908}

-GASP-
Justlooking2SayIT

Yeah she look like a pretty tweetybird
Blaque Mahogany

I’m about to pull a MOD and talk ish about all of the people from a particular geographical region…..

I like NC, I really do. BUT I swear this has got to be one of the worst places for a single, educated, professional black woman to date…successfully. I mean these men are so dam passive AND the pool of eligible single black men is… I don’t know… lawd.
harley_quinn2.0

RIGHT!
YOUR man chose BSweet #ohwell

I didn’t think I’d have a use for this song but I’ll sit this right here.

https://youtu.be/KegC1lHvnmw
Blaque Mahogany

LMBO!
Low E. {CIRCA 1908}

MOUTH HANGING WIDE OPEN
Buttercup

Welp, from my understanding, it’s better than Atlanta. #SilverLinings
Gabriella Greentree

I didnt really say much beyond I would never cheat with someone’s cousin cuz that’s next level betrayal and I said it quite calmly because he was drunk. I didn’t go off because he’s the drunk fighting type.
zeta4life

Hell….I think the pickings r slim every where….with the Transjenners…Unclockables… but trust if HE out there for u….HE WILL FIND YOU….:hug:
Justlooking2SayIT

Yeah, but if something happens again. And dude find out. She is looking less than loyal. Then the cousin wasn’t that drunk. He not slick.. I’d be slicker than him. If it were me. I don’t give advice
YOUR man chose BSweet #ohwell

Folks start acting funny.
Gabriella Greentree

I had to give insight on drunk cuz personality, basically he is a ain’t shit nigga
Blaque Mahogany

Lol. Transjenners gets me everytime. I hear you on the he will find you part…
Justlooking2SayIT

Chomone now. Amen *Joseph prince voice
Justlooking2SayIT

Pe Be Stiil. Your Boaz is out there getting ready for you.
YOUR man chose BSweet #ohwell

You could say, ‘babe your cousin got so drunk the other night he said he had feelings for me. Lol he sewww crazy. Ya’ll may need to get him some help for that alcoholism.’
Gabriella Greentree

It’s practically free, his grandfather owns crap ton of property and busineses in this town.
Blaque Mahogany

I think I’m more upset that he thought it was ok to puke and then come and confess his love to you with his breath smelling like stomach lining and bile. Tf? Probably had vomit chips on his clothes. **vomits**
Justlooking2SayIT

Well find other part of town.
YOUR man chose BSweet #ohwell

+1 I live here too. It’s hard out here for a pimp.
Blaque Mahogany

Lmbo. It really was an observation. I’m not in that desperation.. I won’t ever find a man phase yet.
BubblingBrownSuga

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Yoni

playbook…
Justlooking2SayIT

I believe again ione think he that drunk.
Yoni

Dubb MIGHT agree… *speaking on behalf of my sis* LOL
E-VannaRootsAllEvil

Exactly haaaa
zeta4life

HEY BOO!!!! I had to tell this girl the other day…that I didn’t find MR….hell I wasn’t even looking…He found me…EVE SHOLe DIDN’T GO LOOKING FOR NUTHIN’….
E-VannaRootsAllEvil

Hey zeta Whatcha doing I’m off
YOUR man chose BSweet #ohwell

She dumping the BF for 2015 cause he can’t go to 2016 so she might.
zeta4life

:wink:…U know (some) of u r my nieces in my head..
Gabriella Greentree

If he ever came for me, I would put him on blast to his wife, being around for this past year, I’ve heard many many stories about drunk cuz. But as far as my man, im assuming he would take my word. BUT you never know, he could believe his dramafied was family.
harley_quinn2.0

He’s not trying to tell you anything. He’s tryna hit you with the mule.
Yoni

Nope. Just don’t go near the bastard! If he makes an advance on you, SPILL IT and cut his balls off. Nasty fukka!
YOUR man chose BSweet #ohwell

My long term relationships all started when I wasn’t even in the market. Niccas tricked me and tripped me and I fell on the dack.
Yoni

This.
Yoni

A drunk man’s words are a sober man’s thoughts.
Gabriella Greentree

And that’s how I feel, like basically the next move is all on me. I don’t want his wife to feel worse than she does about her aint shit husband, but I also don’t want this guy smiling in my man’s face and eyeing me behind his back.
Buttercup

Well played
zeta4life

:side-eye:….chase yo azz down the blog hallway with a switch….lol!!!
Yoni

….and they DO…b/c again, MEN ARE STUPID!
Too Many Colors

I had to find a husband from my PARENTS home state. And last 2 relationships were with fuggas NOT from here.
YOUR man chose BSweet #ohwell

Maybe you should say granddaughters?!?!? Heeeyyy boo. ?
Sucker Free

That bun needs more oven time to me. Coco are u breastfeeding…u should be.
Blaque Mahogany

Granted, I don’t go out much. Like I literally go to work and home and that’s about it. But I literally hardly ever see black men, in my age group, that are single/employed. Basically never ever.
Justlooking2SayIT

It probably depends on the region of NC.

My family is from there. There are so great successful fine men there. But be up on you game. Sallie Mae will be waiting on himy

Had a old college who got married. Her husband went to Grad school there and moved there alone. She didn’t want to change jobs, even though this school. Big time university there was paying for his housing and would basically find her a comparable job. She letc that man go down there. I told her somebody gonna make him some swet poto pie and some greens. He will not be back……..
Yoni

Then invite him in and walk across his byke? LMAOOOOO :hugs: LMAOOO
Blaque Mahogany

Same here but I personally don’t run into transplants that often. Those were for real chance encounters.
zeta4life

CODE BLUE….THE DAMN BLACK WARRIOR FLOODED…. *come get me*… LOL!!!
harley_quinn2.0

I like that.
Nancy Drew on my ibrowse today

if the cousin is rolling like that, your man probably won’t be surprised at ANYTHING you tell him. he knows his fam *shrug* I’m more curious to know if he ever ‘warned’ you about cuz and his liberal libido? I ask that because my Mr’s best friend is generally a good dude; however, I’ve been given strict instructions to ‘talk to him through the doe’ if he ever shows up while Mr. aint home, Lol!
Yoni

I wouldn’t let one man’s drunkness run me out of my shit. Oh no. I’ll be like Jennifer Holliday “I’m STAYIN! I’m STAYYYayyYyyYYIINNN….”
Too Many Colors

The longtime local joke is nobody is FROM here. All my jobs for past 15 years fulla folks NOT from NC. Everyone comes for college or a job. How my parents ended up here. My dad was IBM’er
zeta4life

YESSSS!!!!! *df ;J idjvllv dkjnjv …..typing in togues…LOL!!!
Yoni

BOOM!
Buttercup

LMBO. Dudes know when people they associate with are trifling.
YOUR man chose BSweet #ohwell

I live in a region where they should exist we have IT, Technology and Pharma/Research roundst to here. There are some. Just not any I’ve liked lately.
Gabriella Greentree

No, he trust him around me well enough I guess. I’m not the type to leave myself alone around anyone who isn’t my man, so it’s never been a problem before now.
Yoni

I ain’t a playa, I just crush a lot. LMAO
harley_quinn2.0

???
YOUR man chose BSweet #ohwell

Lol. The last relationship that nicca tricked me! I should sue that nicca for deception.
Yoni

Newp. DIS is an open post. Speak NOW or forever hold yo piece.
Buttercup

I thought I was being a good friend, because he just moved into his new place and said he needed wifi to do some work. From then on, the answer was
Too Many Colors

The Black Warrior done jumped the banks???

*calls Marengo County on wellness check after the old folks*

Cause Tombigbee next…
zeta4life

HELL NAWL!!!! LOL!!!!
Justlooking2SayIT

Chile, I said the same thing
Matter fact. We were line getting coffee.
Blaque Mahogany

Same here. We must be in the same area.
Too Many Colors

It’s why I keep the same 2-3 dacks in heavy rotation for past 20 years.

?
Justlooking2SayIT

Take this belt with u
Yoni

I already know. She and I are holding hands and kicking nigs in the back TOGETHER. LOL
zeta4life

*pits on educated, black, woman glasses…with the chain of course….and looks ova the top of them at you…. LOL!!!
Gabriella Greentree

Lol! I don’t wanna say it jokingly because while I might take it lightly, my man might not. He gets a temper in 0 to 60 and it’s not a “I have extra money for bail” time of year!
Blaque Mahogany

Lawd, I’m down to one. And I’m so over it.
zeta4life

thanks….cuz dis heifer, don’t have no “ack” right in these blog skreets….LOL!!!
YOUR man chose BSweet #ohwell

Seww you saying I’m the problem?
Yoni

Oh. I didn’t even peek in that post. Thanks for the heads up, not that it applies. LOL
YOUR man chose BSweet #ohwell

Well I’ve had an ex or 2 tell me I need some ack right in my relationships so no surprise there.
Too Many Colors

You where me and @Nilla is.

I will say tho, Wilson/Rocky Mount/Wayne County got some professional men. Teachers. Merck. Firestone execs.
Justlooking2SayIT

If the were on line together, I am not allowed to open door. Smh
zeta4life

*looks at you….and continue to write in my pad… rofl!!!
YOUR man chose BSweet #ohwell

Really?
Nancy Drew on my ibrowse today

he said there’s always been a lil competition (on the friend’s part) since they were kids, and fren went behind Mr’s back one time and started calling a girl that liked Mr. he busted them on the phone (back when we thought 3-way hold was advanced), and hasn’t trusted him completely since then. (and this dude aint out there doing none of what next-door cousins is doing )
Jahnée Gill Mr.Eddie Murphy

I’ve visited NC some of the black people there SMH! I watched this old black man tip his hat to some white dude as he left the store. It took everything in me not to slap the hat off his head.
harley_quinn2.0

I hear ya. If he brings it up again or tries anything then she has no choice but to tell her fiance.
Gabriella Greentree

Right, with my luck we would end up right next to another drunken family member and a different set of drama.
zeta4life

BLOG SPIRITS….ALLAUJAH!!!!
Yoni

Huh?
softness1

Umm my friends post about 20 pictures of their kids with statuses like “the worlds most beautiful baby, God broke the mold, My baby better than yours” New moms are crazy… and it seems like about 20% of my FB friends had kids this fall.. I can not take it.. I can’t.. My co worker comes to my cubicle to show me video of her baby yawning… I hope I wasn’t this bad when my boys were babies…I literally hide from my co worker..
Blaque Mahogany

Lol @ typing in tongues
Buttercup

LOL. 3 way was getting folks caught up way before screenshots.
Justlooking2SayIT

I wouldn’t wait. But that’s me…I’ve seen things go left fast.
Nancy Drew on my ibrowse today

did they make this song for some of their cast mates?
Low E. {CIRCA 1908}

I’M AT WORK BORED AF…TIME IS GOING SO SLOW TODAY. IT’S NOT EVEN LUNCH YET AND I ATE MY MEAL PREPPED BREAKFAST AND MY LUNCH ALREADY…THIS IS TORTURE.
Blaque Mahogany

Agreed.
YOUR man chose BSweet #ohwell

I’m lazy… I can’t go out there.
Justlooking2SayIT

Girl why u go here. I was in tears that day. He I in room 209. Dead dead dead
zeta4life

girl…I am tying up this last lil bit of paperwork and going home…. Yes…call and check on your folks…
BubblingBrownSuga

Him: Could I come in and use the bathroom?
You: Just pee in the bushes.
Yoni

Man listen…..I’m from north of the Mason-Dixon line. That wouldn’t have sat right with me.
Justlooking2SayIT

It may be threesome lane.
TooMunch

No she shouldn’t. She’ll make that baby more sickly with those implants.
harley_quinn2.0

See my bf is like that too. 0 to 100 real quick.
Buttercup

My baby better than yours

=============
This ish- my baby, my hubby, my pinky toenail, etc. is better than yours- is SEW lame. The insecurity of that thought process is gag-worthy.
Yoni

New post – Obama being blamed for vomit
YOUR man chose BSweet #ohwell

Lol. We will see how it goes. Otherwise I may have to call my ex up about that baby he wanted to have. Lol
Wuts got Petty Davis Eyes..

*Peeks in and whisper*…6’6 is from Raleigh NC…so it is true! He did have the funds to support but he was still mentally a kid with issues..
Meme81

That baby looks JUST like Ice-T. He can’t deny this one.
zeta4life

*gives yo greedy azz a piece of this sub- sammich….caring is sharing.. LOL!!
Yoni

Not if she doesn’t let it be.
Too Many Colors

I went to Barton and Bff is there. Wide Awake is 35 minutes. And once you meet one they should be willing to come to you. I had a nice teacher friend from there.

He wasn’t from NC either.
Yoni

Right. Pick your poison.
Wuts got Petty Davis Eyes..

ROFL!!! Like dude Roots is OVER!!!
Blaque Mahogany

Yours too? Little does that ninja know, I’ll have a baby and still be single.
Wuts got Petty Davis Eyes..

WHERE YOU AT ZETA!!!! (Grabs rowboat)
Nancy Drew on my ibrowse today

not in MY durn bushes! that’s where I got to strang my Chrimma lights, LOL! (that WOULD be awkward though… I think it would be best that I just pretend not to be home – like I do when the ‘witnesses’ come to the doe )
Yoni

Men are stupid. They just are.
YOUR man chose BSweet #ohwell

After me and my ex broke up he told me more about his life (I don’t know why) but things started to make a whole lot of sense.
Nancy Drew on my ibrowse today

um, what? LOL!
Too Many Colors

I’m up here at Tropical Smoothie on Miami. It’s 2 in here. Right now. One is an officer of the law.

?
YOUR man chose BSweet #ohwell

Jesus, the visual. Lol
Gabriella Greentree

Dead. Dead. Dead.? it ain’t happening for me, noneof these folks are attractive. My man lucked up and got all the right genes from the other side of his family!
zeta4life

*HEY U…. GIT “REVA MUNSTER. DONKEY KONG…out this discussion….for u be over there falling on “dyke”…like @bullsweet:disqus…. lol….how r u hun???
Wuts got Petty Davis Eyes..

Are they all NC native Dack? Cuz the NC dack I got was pretty decent..
Low E. {CIRCA 1908}

SKEE-ZEE ZETA! COME GET A SNACK FROM MY OVERHEAD!
YOUR man chose BSweet #ohwell

Yes, it was the craziest shyt. He said that and I was just staring at the phone like uhhhhhh what sir?
Too Many Colors

I’m from here. I’ve never had a shortage of dack, male attention or male companionship. Not ever. They out here.
Nancy Drew on my ibrowse today

This! waaaaay too much goings on!
YOUR man chose BSweet #ohwell

I’ll keep that in mind. I guess I could drive there once.
Wuts got Petty Davis Eyes..

No ma’am ZetaPam! I won’t accidentally fall on that dack ever againt.. his azz text me this morning talking bout..you up? ROFL Nigga you forgot my routine? Not only im up Im at my job cursing the paint off the wall cuz Im UP! HELL!!
Low E. {CIRCA 1908}

I GOT MY RAINBOOTS ON…I’S CAME PREPARED
Nancy Drew on my ibrowse today
YOUR man chose BSweet #ohwell

There’s no a shortage of those things. I think the shortage is of dudes I’m actually interested in for something serious.
Too Many Colors

Only 2 are native. Other from up north. Came here to go to NC Central.
Wuts got Petty Davis Eyes..

You was like oh,..o…OOOOOHHHHH!!! <—revelation!
Justlooking2SayIT

Hallelujah. I was not looking, but I kept my eye open and I prayed for a good man. #winning

If u sick as a dog and your man baths you. You win, then u get better and still there may #winning

@Zeta – go ahead and do Jericho run
Nancy Drew on my ibrowse today

oh, Butter…
Gabriella Greentree

Then my dog ate the vomit. I think that’s why I so quickly shut it down and went in side. I was drunk too and my dog had me about to straight lose it! ?
Wuts got Petty Davis Eyes..

Yes..I must agree..but I can’t live without the d though.. so D comes with the dumb soo…
Nancy Drew on my ibrowse today

you not helping at this point…
Wuts got Petty Davis Eyes..

okay don’t have me wadding in the water for your azz!!!
YOUR man chose BSweet #ohwell

Let me drive over there and see what Dubb looks like.
Yoni

Get a toy. LOL j/k j/k
Gabriella Greentree

Shit he lives next door. I don’t think he can use that one.
Justlooking2SayIT

Chile, that auto correct on this phone is horrible. Basically he met someone at last say Chapel Hill…the divorced now.
Wuts got Petty Davis Eyes..

EYE CCCC….Now which are the better of the 3? Are the NC ones put on repeat more or nah?
YOUR man chose BSweet #ohwell

Native NC dack is pretty good dack in my experience. If I could’ve kept the dack in my breakups I probably wouldve.
Too Many Colors

Oh. I’m not trying to be serious. I’m divorced. Got my kids already. At 38 I’m just tryna date. And fugg. ?

But 2 of the rotation proposed many moons ago. They former serious relationships.
Yoni

Got it.
Too Many Colors

Come on. I’m the thick ghul in the brown.

sweater, leggings, and boots.
Buttercup

Because I’m trying to tell her don’t trade places with me. I sat in that jail til I nearly rot to death. He ain’t worth it.
YOUR man chose BSweet #ohwell

It was pretty fawked up. If he had told me and been honest with me we could’ve worked through that. I would’ve been there for him to manage those demons but he came at me all fawked up with deception.
YOUR man chose BSweet #ohwell

Hating azz hoe. Old hoe
Blaque Mahogany

Chile, mine has been saying it for about two years. Tried to tell me it was time to get serious about life. Said that a child would “settle me down”. In other words, he thinks a child would make me want to be with his azz.
YOUR man chose BSweet #ohwell

I’m too lazy. Just left brueggers time to head to the crib.
Blaque Mahogany

The cop is a heaux and the other is probably married.
YOUR man chose BSweet #ohwell

Lol. I’m not dating a cop.
Too Many Colors

They all equal in that department. They all still around for reasons other than THAT tho lmaoooo.

One is the money man. Other is Mr. Fix It. Northern boy just won’t carry his ass on. He the one who got beat by a boot. Canceled my damn library card, and shows up each and every time I call him for anything.

He be like what cho ass want at beginning of convo?? By end he be like: I’m coming man. You get on my gatdamn NERVES??
Gabriella Greentree

I ain’t cuttin shit! Drink cuz done caught a charge nd got out. He ain’t a reformed thug. He just happened to luck up, get a good job and stay out of trouble so far.
kekeb

Anybody wanna discuss the reunion of LHHH???
Mona Scott should be fined. She let both episodes go by without addressing THE OBVIOUS DOWNLOW ISSUE IN BLACK AMERICA AND HOW IT’S AFFECTING BLACK WOMEN. ijs, that’s gross negligence
YOUR man chose BSweet #ohwell

I miscarried after we broke up and he at first avoided any conversations. Then all of a sudden it was baby this and baby that. Nah bruh, Jesus said no.
Nancy Drew on my ibrowse today

HOLLERS!
Too Many Colors

I keep the dack in all my break ups except my marriage. He would too if I asked. I don’t eem like his ass tho. And Dub20 daddy. We mad cool. Would be really awkward now.So the two I got kids by lmaoooo
Too Many Colors

Don’t get in that snake infested river. Black Warrior not the one.
YOUR man chose BSweet #ohwell

Lol
Blaque Mahogany

Nah bruh, Jesus said no.
^^^^^^^
Well, damn.
Jahnée Gill Mr.Eddie Murphy

I was confused and angry all at the same time. Driving through the Carolinas/ south opened up my eyes to a lot. I encountered a lot of scary black people and some true rednecks.
Nancy Drew on my ibrowse today

“mule” you say?????????
Too Many Colors

I probably know 6’6. No lie.
Nancy Drew on my ibrowse today

tears.
jussaying

This is true anywhere, I promise you. I have already resigned myself that I shall likely be single as fugg for all of time because I can’t be bothered.
YOUR man chose BSweet #ohwell

I wanted us to be together. He didn’t want to act right. By the time he did, he’d gotten himself into a situation he needed to get out of
Too Many Colors

A man told me that at 630 am TODAY. I’m not kidding. Sweater God
jussaying

If I ever have a child, I’m going to remind myself not to show pictures of it to anyone outside of close family until it’s like three months or so and has gotten a chance to get color & get some weight.

People be showing me their babies with placenta still on the head, and it looking all water logged from just shooting down the padussy canal and I never know what they expect me to say. It’s not cute – they all look like little aliens. Please don’t show me your funny looking kid until it has had time to live a little outside the womb. (And I apologize on my momma’s behalf for all those ppl she may have forced my funny looking arse newborn baby pictures on. Thanks for grinning & bearing it).
YOUR man chose BSweet #ohwell

Lol. One day I’ll get my shyt together so I can be a respectable woman.
Nancy Drew on my ibrowse today

LMAO!!!!!
Too Many Colors

I’m respectable today. Your ass is too. Fugg niggas.
harley_quinn2.0

LOL
Blaque Mahogany

Lol. This sums up how I feel a good 85% of the time.
Blaque Mahogany

Sorry it didn’t work out.
Nancy Drew on my ibrowse today

*lays head on desk* …tears.
jussaying

Lmbo, i’ve always been a high almighty bish tho. If they look good, they’re idiots. If they’re not idiots, they ugly. Why are women so beautiful and smart but men stay lacking? IDGI.
YOUR man chose BSweet #ohwell

That was sarcasm. Fugg any bish nicca that tries to come for me because I’m not putting up with his bullshyt. That’s not love. Putting up with crap don’t mean I love you.
Justlooking2SayIT

No jokes
..factual
Get a couple
Justlooking2SayIT

Falls out. Then thereshe that. But it’s the culture there yiu live or hate it.

Yes Boss man
Nancy Drew on my ibrowse today

I’m praying for yall! (cause I shole aint finna take my arse down to no snake infested river… )
YOUR man chose BSweet #ohwell

Thanks it’s okay. On to the next one. Lol
Mz.Capricorn

I hate men! Going solo for 2016. #cantraiseaman.
Blaque Mahogany

Honestly, I think I could deal with ugly…to an extent. Stupidity, inconsistency, lack of faith (believing in God), disrespect, dishonesty, on the other hand, are all things that I can not deal with. Period.
Jahnée Gill Mr.Eddie Murphy

I’m from north of the Mason Dixon line as well. It didn’t sit right with me. I wanted to shake him and shout wake up. It felt awful watching someone that’s one generation removed from slavery acting like that. Pop pop in his 80’s still living in fear.
Wuts got Petty Davis Eyes..

really… do tell https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/96b91ce0cf4d1b1096df2493bd56e88573aa6ea598ec972e4f5de6a142f25a42.gif
nucynu25

Dead
Full Monty

This is what happens when you care too much about your body during pregnancy. OMG why is this baby so so tiny!
MzApple

she is an attention whore
Full Monty

Exactly! I thought it was just me LOL!
jussaying

Bless your heart. Just a saint lol. But where are you meeting the guys you’ve dated?
free

Ice-T is da pappy….
Blaque Mahogany

Ha. I’ve been recycling the same two for the past three-five years. Sooo uh yeah…
Sucker Free

Let google be your friend and try again hun
SameoleJ

I just don’t understand the long nails with a new baby. Their skin is so soft and thin and I couldn’t fathom cleaning my baby girl’s privates with those things…..but I didn’t have a nanny to do it so #EH.
che’lint

I deactivated my Facebook account. I feel free.
jussaying

Lol oh I think we have found your problem. You gotta get out and broaden your social circle!
Empress

I want to say it, but I know it’s wrong. I’ll wait for someone with less F’s to give to say it. Let me get some popcorn while I wait.
barbeez

I like Coco but she has got to settle down and let that baby rest. How many photo shoots can you do in a couple of weeks. Please put that baby in a sleeper and let her be a baby. Got that damn heavy bracelet on that tiny baby. Doing too much.
che’lint

Why what happen?
the guest

Baby Chanel is such a beautiful baby girl! I love her little doll dress and shoes. A sweet baby. She really is the spitting image of Ice T.
Renee Bee

Great advice. Know when to hold ’em. Know when to fold ’em.
Empress

Hmmm, let me see. I think I might not tell my fiance, as long as the perv didn’t invade my personal space. I would let him know that he better not EVER in life, death, or even in a dream approach me about his “feelings” or any other flirty BS. He was testing the waters to see if you would be down. If he does it again I would tell my man about it. Your man might not be shocked that he tried it with you if they are close and that cousin is that sexually off the hook. Everything is a bit too close for comfort, I would be looking for a way to move out of that neighborhood, it seems to me you could looking at future problems in your marriage later due to messy cousin’s antics and possible family choosing sides if out comes out that he was professing his feelings for you.
MS PEACHES

WTF!!!!!! Ole hel-l naw!!!
Mz.Capricorn

@Che’lint. You ever been with a dude & it seems like you’re the only one who has grown? And y’all have so much history together, but you wanna move on, but you know there’s not really any good men out there. #sooverit.
Blaque Mahogany

Lol. But where does one go?
jussaying

Oh I meet a bunch of people in random places. I do a lot of volunteer work so I’m always meeting people thru there. this past holiday I did a Soup Kitchen and it’s a great way to get to know people in a relaxed environment bc you foster a team setting and there’s jokes in between. I also did an Ugly Sweater Run where I volunteered and some dude also tried to get at me while we handed out water to runners.

I also frequently take Spanish Intercambio classes at a language center and meet people that way. I go to seminars a lot – I meet many fun people that way. Don’t hold out on making female friends too – they have guy friends that are single and so on. I usually do ones pertaining to social causes I’m involved in (human trafficking; women’s rights; black rights; POC rights in general); and a bunch of science related seminars (here I go to Carnegie Center of Science). I love museums and find that going to those during the afternoon and walking around, you meet a lot of people. They also throw museum parties after work and that’s a good place to meet ppl. Happy Hours in general. Don’t get a table – GO TO THE BAR. You sit at the bar and you make convo with the other patrons there and the bartender. It takes awhile to find one that fits your scene however. Sometimes, I take my sketchbook and/or Kindle with me and that seems to be a good conversation opener.

I have a dog and go to dog parks and meet people that way. Alsooo go to your public library. You’ll find smart and engaging people there. Hope this helps lol.
Blaque Mahogany

This was helpful. However, I have been to a lot of these places but I rarely see black people. When I do things I am often the only black (horse back riding, volunteer work, etc). But I will definitely look into the museum thing…I’ve never been to a museum party.
jussaying

What about small venue concerts? Particularly for indie neosoul artists? I met a lot of black folk when I went to see Emily King and Lianne La Havas when she first came out. Also, look for screenings of black films at the smaller independent film theaters. There are often black interests groups that meet there. (Say for something like Chi-Raq). It takes a bit of extroversion though to work your way into it lol. I have to be in a mood for it to be honest because I’m usually really anti lol.

But I agree with you now that you mention it, sometimes it’s hard to find black people doing those things for some reason. Particularly black men. Although if you’re cool with a bit of the nerd kind of guy, I’d say go to an arcade. One of those bars that still has arcade games and such. And a lot of black men seem to be into the gym thing now. Maybe you could also attempt to join a co-Ed football or basketball team?
ramosyo

So….the baby looks like ICeT already
TeamTewMurch

Gabriella G., if I was u, I would just chalk that up to him having a drunk moment. Don’t even stir that hornets nest. You need to stay as far away as you can from that Soap Opera. If his wife is still there after it is known, common, knowledge that her man sleeps around…..this could only spell trouble for you. Don’t put that ass on blast until he crosses the line fr fr and gets COMPLETELY disrespectful like trying to rub your nipple or squeeze your booty….then you sound the alarm on that ass!!!
TeamTewMurch

Gabriella G., if I was u, I would just chalk that up to him having a drunk moment. Don’t even stir that hornets nest. You need to stay as far away as you can from that Soap Opera. If his wife is still there after it is known, common, knowledge that her man sleeps around…..this could only spell trouble for you. Don’t put that ass on blast until he crosses the line fr fr and gets COMPLETELY disrespectful like trying to rub your nipple or squeeze your booty….then you sound the alarm on that ass!!!
che’lint

Funny I’m a recent widow. . My husband couldn’t grow away from the Henn and it killed him. So I know what you mean. Books and movies are good companions.
Mz.Capricorn

@Che’lint. Dude was in prison for 13yrs. He doesn’t do drugs, smoke or drink, neither do i. But he’s stuck in the past, dumber than a box of rocks & clueless. I’m tired of having patience with him, him & i have two different ways of thinking about life, and it drives me crazy.
O.O

??????
Gabriella Greentree

I agree about not telling. I won’t say anything for now, but I don’t think I’m gonna move right away. this is not our forever home, just a “we are both still working and in school so we need the cheap rent” home! & the mess the family keeps up ( which goes way beyond what I’ve told you all ) has me thinking I gotta get this dude back up to the DMV where I’m from.
O.O

??? please oh please say it
iPlayToWin

she looks just like her daddy. who knows what mom’s natural face looks like…
1/8

What made you do it?
1/8

You couldn’t find a man without a police record?
1/8

No indictment in the Tamir Rice case, but I’m sure a wrongful death lawsuit is coming down the pike. Maybe if his parents were more responsible, Tamir would still be alive.
RileyMarie

I don’t know who is a bigger fame whore Kim or Coco?
Mrs Mary

the baby is ooglie just like her daddy…that’s all I got!
Allihave2say

Is this baby real? She looks like a doll, a true doll in everyday real or nah. She never has her eyes open, ever. Was she premature and her eyes not ready? What gives
LiveMelove

She just doesn’t look motherly to me. In all her pics, the way she holds the baby and look, makes her look like she stole the child lol
che’lint

I found myself checking for updates every second. . likes and no likes determined my feelings for the day. It was to much.
che’lint

Goodness 13 years of course he is damaged and stuck in time. I’m not trying to be rude. But why has this man made you give up trying to have relations with men? Is this a repeat feeling of disappointment with men?
BLOODBLOOD

Work it lil coco Chanel!!!! She looks like her dad
1/8

Good for you. You made a wise decision. I deleted my Facebook page nearly 7 years ago.
Mz.Capricorn

@Che’lint. I hear all the horror stories of dating & i just don’t have the energy. Plus i also have a son from him. And yeah, prison kinda messed him up. But i’m sick of preaching to his ass. I think it’s way easier for men to date than us, because they can take care of themselves. It’s different when you are a single woman that lives alone.
TooMunch

Umm, fake boobs don’t get it. Although, it is conflicting evidence regarding the dangers of breastfeeding a child with implants. It may OR may not be dangerous to a baby (says Google). Would anyone with some sense take the chance? Looks like Google is not your friend hun. LoL
che’lint

I’m not happy to be single myself.. I’m not interested in dating as well. I just don’t trust men. I believe all men are on the down low. I can’t compete with a man. Its sad I’m only 37 and have already given up on love.
Sucker Free

Unless the milk ducts are injured, a woman with implants should be able to breastfeed as the implant is usually placed under the breast muscle. Youur opinion she would make the baby sickly is not a fact. Most implants are saline anyway, which would not cause sickness if digested. Someone with a silicone implant is probably not even of childbearing age. she should be breastfeeding given the benefit here outweighs the risk. Thanks for your insight in any event
TooMunch

Okay Sucka, it seem as if we’re leaning in two different directions with the tiddy debate (which really can be debated), which make neither of us wrong on this subject because it’s a matter of opinion, being that there’s research out there that support both opinions.
I don’t know CoCo’s situation (she may have had silicone in her body before…she’s old), but I think foreign objects in the body is never a good idea. To get body enhancements when a women intent to birth a child in her life is not right in my opinion. Look at this child, do she look healthy to you?
TeeTee Major

DANG!! will she let the baby be a baby before she is putting her in hard clothes and thread sharp UGLY crap.

she is still a newborn and I bet she never has time in her soft cozy jammies, instead she is stuffed in itchy lace and ugly crap.

that baby should still be swaddled, there is nothing wrong w/occasionally but damn she is a human, not a doll.

horrible
TeeTee Major

DANG!! will she let the baby be a baby before she is putting her in hard clothes and thread sharp UGLY crap.

she is still a newborn and I bet she never has time in her soft cozy jammies, instead she is stuffed in itchy lace and ugly crap.

that baby should still be swaddled, there is nothing wrong w/occasionally but damn she is a human, not a doll.

horrible
MS.BEE

EXACTLY. I’M A MOTHER OF 2 &&& PEOPLE JUST DON’T UNDERSTAND HOW MUCH OUR KIDS MEAN TO US.

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