un•clock•a•ble (uhn-klok-uh-buhl) adjective
1. A complimentary word used to describe a M2F transsexual whose feminine appearance is totally convincing.
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#BlackLivesMatter??
#BlackIsBeautiful??
#BlackWomenAreBeautiful??
#RealBlackWomenAreBeautiful??
#BlackGirlsRock??
#SandraRoseEatsAss?
#ClockDeez?
#OpenPost??
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Chile who he foolin with those tired azz white shoes
They look like dudes who dressed up as women for Halloween. Faux Pocahontas and Club Thot.
so affluenza boy got two years in jail. TWO?!?
Other than being strong in the face, the first one maybe. Smallish hands and everything.
That tall one in the back is no bueno. His ass gets a FOH anyway for them white shoes.
I understand that women can style themselves in many ways. We have many options as far as clothes and accessories goes. Do you think that may be a reason as to why some of these men dress up as women?
The one in the back looks like a lost member of The Village Peepah.
Both these ladies are men……and the dude in the background knows this!! #KNOWINGISHALFTHEBATTLE GOJOE
Is that a third person in the back on that bed amongst all that chit?
Why yall aint got no bed frame OR sheets. Fukkin triflents
I think they’re clockable. There’s something off about both of them.
LMAO!!! To funny.
Yes, he appears to be cleaning up dirty drawls!!
I just peeped him. Like the damn man that was schleep behind Paula Jai Parker on “Friday” all them years. When she called Craig. I aint notice she had a man in the bed til AT LEAST 1998.
I hate cheap azz shoes. Detest them. Get better shoes ladybois.
For the love of Pocahontas, what the hell is this?
Here we go with them cherrynuts again!! GET!!
Off the bed with no sheets or frame. Just boxspring on the floe.
I thought he was tucking !
A travesty
And dude was either a heavy sleeper or just ain’t give a fukk about her loud azz on that phone!!
Hey Brennn :hugs:
Who is labeling these people unclockable?!?!?!?! The taller one is totally CLOCKABLE! And the other one’s face is strong. They ain’t fooling nobody!
S.H.I.T
Nope. I can clearly see what time it is with Nicki and Kendall up there, but then again I’m not a Black man. I hope the brothas are not THAT thirsty that dehydration is impacting their vision.
Them niccas ain’t unclockable look at them big ass feets n em it don’t matter how much makeup they wear they can’t hide their nuts.
Nope, just enlarged it……he cleaning up!!
Exactly Lmaoo makeup can’t even soften the features
So u saying stay outta layway
LMFAO! Go on get!
You know that poster that hates red shoes? I hate white shoes ??. Especially a white shoe that resembles those above.
Lmao
You roses don’t play baby! I scrolled back up and still don’t see the 3rd one. Let me try this again ?
All they gonna do is mess around and get clocked in the face thinking they are unclockable.
Hellerrrrrr!!!!
He probably got those shoes online, thats all they had in size 12
Lawd see this is why the verdict is still out for me with Jocelyn Hernandez. I know she got a vag but I am still not convinced. Jocelyn look like she could be from this tribe.
What! Get the fuc out of here. Heads to AOL!
I’m over these unclockable posts. Ain’t nah non unclockable.
I’m going to be single for a long time if this continues.
I could honestly care less how anyone decides to dress or go as but a lot of men who dress as such should be really careful. There are some really homophobic sick individuals out there.
You gave them names ?
I need Ma’amSir in the front to go invest in some barely there pantyhose, cause those nudes/suntan ones are not the business!!
Is the one in the black wearing pantyhose????
A Hoodwinkling!! A Bamboozlement
I need hair suggestions for June. Something low maintenance, relatively hassle free to get, and that will look good for at least 3 weeks. Not braids though because upon further thought I do not have the patience to sit the amount of time they’ll take and I don’t want my head to hurt. My girls heads hurt when they got them and it took forever. IS there anything else though?
I think they earned it. I’m going to combine with another comment and rename them: Dicki Minaj and Fauxcahontis
Travesty is being generous
If this hoodwinks or bamboozles a dude then they deserve it. Lol
I HATE THEM TOO. They have no reason to exist. FIRST thing I said.
Or off the Instagram boutique.
They’re working to fit the image that they think men hold in high regard. If dudes consider more, then all of this can be avoided.
Crochet braids dont hurt and they are half the time of regular and they hold up decent.
A sew in.
Thank you! Close toe, open toe, pumps, sandals….I hate them all ?
And you can tell too….
Let me google crochet braids. Don’t you have to do sew in hair like your regular hair though? Or else it looks all matted and crazy?
Just sewed my daughter’s in……..she complained the entire time, but the one she paid to sew it in last time…..it lasted 2 weeks. Shoot she has gone swimming in my sew-ins!!
Sew in
You get your real hair cornrowed. Just regular corn rows They pull hair through on the cornrow.
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Can u find white boys that dress like this so I can see if I can tell the difference
Hey Mimi. I need all the hugs and love I can get, thank you??
I have a white pair of sandals but the sole is wood and wedged. and 1 pair of white and gold flat sandals…that is as far as I go.
I remma way back in the day, my cousin had some job interview when I was down there for the summer. This bish came out the room that MORNING? Shade ALL KINDS OF WRONG. My uncle cussed my aunt out said she wasnt teaching their daughter right. And for somebody to fix it. Laid $10 on the table for new hose. And grabbed his briefcase and LEFT.
they look like men in the face. very clockable!
You can tell they are men tho…
Seen that chit this morning. Thought we would get a post about ole Down Sinder Ethan
Unclockable my butt! I can tell these are men with Stevie Wonder eyes! LMBO
I love him!!
Some of these “unclockables” are totally clockable
You’re right. They think this is the image men find attractive. What they fail to remember is men find vaginas attractive.
So you can just wake up and go with a sew in? I thought they required a lot of maintenance. How long does it usually take? DF’s sister (the one that he beefs with) calls herself a hair guru but her hair always looks obviously fake IMO…and I don’t want her to touch my hair…so I don’t want to ask her ?. Everyone else keeps saying “get braids.”
then there is this bull (said in my Bernie mac voice):
After Ethan Couch, the infamous “affluenza” teen, was sentenced to ten years in rehab, many assumed his wealthy family would pay for the recovery bill, but it’s been reported that the family “will pay for just a fraction of his court-ordered treatment,” according to the Associated Press. The total damages will be “$1,170 a month for his rehab treatment — far less than the actual cost of his treatment … $715 per day.” Translation: Somebody will have to come up with about $20,280 a month. The facility made the decision based on a “sliding-scale,” and $1,170 is apparently the maximum amount. To be fair, before Judge Jean Boyd’s original probation ruling, “the teen’s family previously had offered to pay for Couch to go to a $450,000-a-year rehabilitation center near Newport Beach, Calif.,” a request Boyd rejected. “As a taxpayer, I probably feel exactly like you do,” said Greg Coontz, the civil attorney for relatives of one of the four killed said. “It seems like maybe that ought to be a little different and should be addressed if there’s the ability to pay.”
GIRL. That was before barely there even existed. You had to go to JCP or someplace to get hose for black wimins. And that bish tried it and just went to the drugstore. Her daddy was like HELL NAW.
Get a real good bundle of hair. And, per my child, it is easy if you get it sewn in right, as you can wash it, blow dry it, curl it, even wrap it ……she is a natural hair girl like me, so when she wants to give her hair a rest, she gets a sew in.
“Both of these ladies are men”… aaaaaand they look like it.
Low maintenance and less expensive.
They actually have a soft brown in Walmart if you don’t want to spend a lot of money (1.99 a pair). I switch up between the expensive and Walmart ones.
That unclockable mess only slightly works in the dark of the club. Wait till last call and the lights come on lol
Maybe a coil out would work
why so many un clock a ble post?
Both those MEN look like MEN.
The face, feet, body & stance. Those aren’t even drag queens, they menz.
Your uncle a trip lol.
said she wasnt teaching their daughter right
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lol right, or she accidentally wipes some sweat off of her face once the urban decay all-nighter spray wears off O.O. whole female on the napkin.
I wish he would fix is wig.
I don’t want to do any of that ?. I literally want to wake up and go like with braids…but without the time or pain it takes to get them ??
They look like men. One look like Kourtney in drag.
What is that?
Ummmmmm. They both look like men to me.
Get good hair. If you get good hair with a good install, you should be hood. Maybe throw in some flexirods at night, the girls can help with that. If you are on FB, Weave Divas is a good group on where to get hair from,
Two things that don’t mix well…cheap platform shoes and chicken legs. Kitten heels should also be illegal in all countries!
They have some cute styles too. The key for ANYTHING finding someone who knows what they are doing. Do #mdweaves or #dmvweaves on IG they have loads of pics and you can go from there. Get a closure to give your hair a rest and don’t have to worry about blending.
You have the best family.
We used to get coffee. Got teach them early to get the ones that match their skin.
This might be worse,imo. They’re trying to say this other kid received a stiffer sentence because he committed a felony by stealing a truck before driving drunk and killing people. Yeah, ok. More like he was poor yt trash,and the other one was rich yt trash.The same judge that gave Affluenza 10 years probation gave another teen 20 YEARS IN PRISON.
http://www.star-telegram.com/news/local/community/fort-worth/article52741505.html
Comb coils (twists) are done on the hair then separated like a roller set. It ends up looking like this young lady. This isn’t me in the picture.
Well they everywhere now. We talking 1987-88ish. You had to go to the department stoe to find our shades. Or be like ole boy up top. Mishmash.
Wouldn’t these two ladies are men be an oxymoron? It’s very obvious those are two men. Blatantly clockable!
Smh…
No ma’am…they both look like dudes. If you’re fooled by them, you wanted to be.
They crazy.
Those little hands on the first one looks photoshopped.
OMG! that little one looks like the one that works outta the parking lot/alley behind ‘restaurant row’!!!!! normally, i go over there on sunday for carry out Mexican, and every time I’ve been over there, he been pressed up against some man’s vehicle, tryna talk soft, and coyly blinking through that mashed down whig…. lawd!.
Get you a custom wig made …get a bundle of quality hair …
Looking like Kim and Khole.
Ta ta ‘s now
I kind of read down, and would just suggest the braids. Even with a sew-in your head is going to hurt from the initial braiding, sewing it in, and the weight of the hair. You still have to style that sew-in. Braids are get up and go.
Ok…my hair is long though…like slightly below elbow length when straight. Will that work for me? I love this style but really can not commit to anything that will take longer than 3/3.5 hours.
Lmao
LMAO!!!!!!!!
They both still have strong faces, just a lot of makeup is all. #Clockable
Oooooh. I dunno. My hair is bra strap length when straightened, so I’m not sure how it would work for you. The girl in the picture has long hair as well since that style shrinks the hair. It only takes 30 minutes or so to have my hair coiled, an hour under the dryer, and 30 minutes to separate.
Go see the Africans. Tell them that. I need something that is not gonna have me here longer than 3.5 hours. Show them this pic. And be FIRM. Cause they will say okay and then proceed to give you a gazillion damn braids. Say I am very sensitive. And say ouch as SOON as they try it. Tell them to leave your edges out. And your iBraws too cause bay-be they will try to braid them too. They try to braid EVERYTHING.
BUT…you can get that same style? In a crochet set and its cheaper and 2 hours tops. Like everyone said. Get good quality hair and you should be fine with whatever you end up with.
I wish they would quit putting them wigs on their foreheads!
wimins
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so they are insinuating the poor yt trash boy deserved the harsher sentence because he committed a felony by stealing a pick up truck? I guess a stolen pick up truck trumps four dead bodies.
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I see we using the word very loosley…………………………these things look like men in drag FOH unclockable me ass
well, Bro. Blue, you need to be more appreciative because clearly these posts are for you and the other menz on here. i mean, it’s not like the women on here need these “Alerts” LOL!
Lawd, y’all in these comments got me like..
tribe
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The blonde has a strooong azz face aint no denying she was born Henry and them white shoes are a dead giveaway on the taller one. What’s that a size 18 mens
Yes him is!
yes, yes they do…
(girl their baseboards need some attention too) ROFL!
oh no, these are clockable.
LOL
AND THEY LOOK LIKE MEN GTFOH……
oh hail naw!!!!!!!
and scrap deleon got 20 for a bag of weed. welcome to america.
Everything you just said!! Both the shoes and the ladybois as you called them are cheap and dreadful looking!!
Lol! I hate a white shoe and a white purse. I don’t know why but I just do.
Not unless you drunk they might not be unclockable but you can definitely tell they were once men lol
They look like the ones Wendy Williams wears!! I hate those things with a passion!
You can almost always tell they are men by their clothes. Super tacky or too much. Its like they want to be super girl.
I still wonder about her b/c they do make artificial vags. I know a he/she who has one and you couldn’t never tell she was born a man.
Most unclockables can’t get dressing and carrying themselves like a lady down to a science. Most of them always look super tacky. Women have a certain finesse that can’t be duplicated by her male counterpart.
This is CUTE.
These look totally clockable, lol.. First glance, they both look like boys.
These are clockable, they look like pretty men….
Both of these ladies look like men…
They look like dudes
Lol correction size 15
Looks like big strong ugly ass men to me. The tall thin one has a huge penis. I’ve had tall and thin. Hugeeee penis.
I just don’t get it…
I’m glad I’m not the only one.
I’m glad I’m not the only one.
Yes! That’s exactly what they’re insinuating. Just wrong on so many levels.
Yes! That’s exactly what they’re insinuating. Just wrong on so many levels.
Yuck
Yuck
Well I’m thinking you gotta pop a lotta Molly and down more than a few gallons of Hennessy to even PRETEND like these aren’t two men with Dollar Tree wigs on their heads. In other words, Sandra sweetheart, what’s unclockable about these two Polynesian sissies?
And the skinny one has a 6 pack. Lawd have mercy.
Well I’m thinking you gotta pop a lotta Molly and down more than a few gallons of Hennessy to even PRETEND like these aren’t two men with Dollar Tree wigs on their heads. In other words, Sandra sweetheart, what’s unclockable about these two Polynesian sissies?
And the skinny one has a 6 pack. Lawd have mercy.
Look like menz to me…
That’s what they’re banking on lol
Yes! So over dramatic with EVERYTHING don’t too many women act like that.
Me too.
Well there’s definitely something wrong in the black race with the men. I thought it would be something in the water, but I’m starting to think it’s the mamas.
I guess watching so many episodes of Rupaul’s Drag Race have gave me a good tranny eye because I can see the natural dude in most of these post.
Hilarious LOL
All of these unclockables look like men to me. Only sex crazed men would be fooled I guess.
Our men would really go for these dudes.. They are so Exotic!!!
If you’re not a rich white male the law don’t give two shats about you.
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These THANG are VERY clockable!!! They look like THOSE PAYNISES from TOO WONG FOO!
Smh smh smh
MOD- I love my kinky cury clip ins…it’s high quality hair that’s extremely versitile….clip n go…wear it long n down, clip and go high ponytail..whatver….it’s my go- to Summer Style especially because I can get to my hair whenever I want…I add clips for fullness or extra length…
Sandra you ain’t even much had to tell us they was men. We already got there number
Bitch you annt got no man
hahahhaha. The shade Nancy.
About as Unclockable as an Apple Watch.
I swore as soon as I saw the pic I was like “Kelly rowland?” At first glance. Just sayin he favors kelendria but if you stare he doesnt….you can tell they’re both guys
Lol
Dead
Uh, not unclockable
And they look like men…….????????
Looks like two guys dressed up as women to me.
LOL!!!!
They look like guys!!!!….Dressed up like women!…If he say he didn’t know….He’s LYING!!!!
PP have you started popping the Mollies and hitting the Hennessy just to even look at the photo cause I have a magnifying glass on this monitor and I don’t see a 6 or a 2 pack on Slim.
I see abs. Hold that magnifying glass a lil closer hun.
I see abs. Hold that magnifying glass a lil closer hun.
Lol oh my
Lol oh my
They both look like men
They both look like men
You’ll only get a post here to celebrate his release.
still trying to figure out who can’t tell time on these men…
#SandraRoseEatsAss rotfl I knew she was eating more than “PIZZA HUT” but ass lmao!!!
the dimensions of pocahoentas’s body are off for a woman. The space between club-thots eyes is too wide. jaw too skrong.
it’s all love, LOL!