Open Post: Unclockable Trans Alert

unclockable

un•clock•a•ble (uhn-klok-uh-buhl) adjective
1. A complimentary word used to describe a M2F transsexual whose feminine appearance is totally convincing.

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  • http://Copblock.org aDingoDrankMyBabies

    #BlackLivesMatter??
    #BlackIsBeautiful??
    #BlackWomenAreBeautiful??
    #RealBlackWomenAreBeautiful??
    #BlackGirlsRock??
    #SandraRoseEatsAss?
    #ClockDeez?
    #OpenPost??
    #NahnahNahNaNah?

  • harley_quinn2.0

    Chile who he foolin with those tired azz white shoes

  • Put some Respeck on B.Sweet

    They look like dudes who dressed up as women for Halloween. Faux Pocahontas and Club Thot.

  • yes yes, ya’ll!

    so affluenza boy got two years in jail. TWO?!?

  • It’s Taurus Season

    Other than being strong in the face, the first one maybe. Smallish hands and everything.

    That tall one in the back is no bueno. His ass gets a FOH anyway for them white shoes.

  • LibraGirlonly

    I understand that women can style themselves in many ways. We have many options as far as clothes and accessories goes. Do you think that may be a reason as to why some of these men dress up as women?

  • It’s Taurus Season

    The one in the back looks like a lost member of The Village Peepah.

  • SameoleJ

    Both these ladies are men......and the dude in the background knows this!! #KNOWINGISHALFTHEBATTLE GOJOE

  • It’s Taurus Season

    Is that a third person in the back on that bed amongst all that chit?

    Why yall aint got no bed frame OR sheets. Fukkin triflents

  • MotherOfDragons, GetOffMyENuts

    I think they're clockable. There's something off about both of them.

  • observer

    LMAO!!! To funny.

  • SameoleJ

    Yes, he appears to be cleaning up dirty drawls!!

  • It’s Taurus Season

    I just peeped him. Like the damn man that was schleep behind Paula Jai Parker on "Friday" all them years. When she called Craig. I aint notice she had a man in the bed til AT LEAST 1998.

  • MotherOfDragons, GetOffMyENuts

    I hate cheap azz shoes. Detest them. Get better shoes ladybois.

  • harley_quinn2.0

    For the love of Pocahontas, what the hell is this?

  • SameoleJ

    Here we go with them cherrynuts again!! GET!!

  • It’s Taurus Season

    Off the bed with no sheets or frame. Just boxspring on the floe.

  • iWasteTime

    I thought he was tucking !

  • It’s Taurus Season

    A travesty

  • SameoleJ

    And dude was either a heavy sleeper or just ain't give a fukk about her loud azz on that phone!!

  • Miany

    Hey Brennn :hugs:

  • T3

    Who is labeling these people unclockable?!?!?!?! The taller one is totally CLOCKABLE! And the other one's face is strong. They ain't fooling nobody!

  • AnonymousRose

    S.H.I.T

  • Empress

    Nope. I can clearly see what time it is with Nicki and Kendall up there, but then again I'm not a Black man. I hope the brothas are not THAT thirsty that dehydration is impacting their vision.

  • Mel

    Them niccas ain't unclockable look at them big ass feets n em it don't matter how much makeup they wear they can't hide their nuts.

  • SameoleJ

    Nope, just enlarged it......he cleaning up!!

  • Mel

    Exactly Lmaoo makeup can't even soften the features

  • AnonymousRose

    So u saying stay outta layway

  • Full Monty

    LMFAO! Go on get!

  • harley_quinn2.0

    You know that poster that hates red shoes? I hate white shoes ??. Especially a white shoe that resembles those above.

  • LibraGirlonly

    Lmao

  • T3

    You roses don't play baby! I scrolled back up and still don't see the 3rd one. Let me try this again ?

  • SameoleJ

    All they gonna do is mess around and get clocked in the face thinking they are unclockable.

  • T3

    Hellerrrrrr!!!!

  • Empress

    He probably got those shoes online, thats all they had in size 12

  • Full Monty

    Lawd see this is why the verdict is still out for me with Jocelyn Hernandez. I know she got a vag but I am still not convinced. Jocelyn look like she could be from this tribe.

  • Full Monty

    What! Get the fuc out of here. Heads to AOL!

  • Blue

    I'm over these unclockable posts. Ain't nah non unclockable.

  • Jay

    I'm going to be single for a long time if this continues.

  • ShadyBaby

    I could honestly care less how anyone decides to dress or go as but a lot of men who dress as such should be really careful. There are some really homophobic sick individuals out there.

  • harley_quinn2.0

    You gave them names ?

  • SameoleJ

    I need Ma'amSir in the front to go invest in some barely there pantyhose, cause those nudes/suntan ones are not the business!!

  • harley_quinn2.0

    Is the one in the black wearing pantyhose????

  • SameoleJ

    A Hoodwinkling!! A Bamboozlement

  • MotherOfDragons, GetOffMyENuts

    I need hair suggestions for June. Something low maintenance, relatively hassle free to get, and that will look good for at least 3 weeks. Not braids though because upon further thought I do not have the patience to sit the amount of time they'll take and I don't want my head to hurt. My girls heads hurt when they got them and it took forever. IS there anything else though?

  • Empress

    I think they earned it. I'm going to combine with another comment and rename them: Dicki Minaj and Fauxcahontis

  • harley_quinn2.0

    Travesty is being generous

  • Put some Respeck on B.Sweet

    If this hoodwinks or bamboozles a dude then they deserve it. Lol

  • It’s Taurus Season

    I HATE THEM TOO. They have no reason to exist. FIRST thing I said.

  • MotherOfDragons, GetOffMyENuts

    Or off the Instagram boutique.

  • Put some Respeck on B.Sweet

    They're working to fit the image that they think men hold in high regard. If dudes consider more, then all of this can be avoided.

  • It’s Taurus Season

    Crochet braids dont hurt and they are half the time of regular and they hold up decent.

    A sew in.

  • harley_quinn2.0

    Thank you! Close toe, open toe, pumps, sandals....I hate them all ?

  • Readytochokemothernatureonout

    And you can tell too....

  • MotherOfDragons, GetOffMyENuts

    Let me google crochet braids. Don't you have to do sew in hair like your regular hair though? Or else it looks all matted and crazy?

  • SameoleJ

    Just sewed my daughter's in........she complained the entire time, but the one she paid to sew it in last time.....it lasted 2 weeks. Shoot she has gone swimming in my sew-ins!!

  • https://www.etsy.com/shop/AMarieNaturals Lovezoe

    Sew in

  • It’s Taurus Season

    You get your real hair cornrowed. Just regular corn rows They pull hair through on the cornrow.

  • http://Copblock.org aDingoDrankMyBabies

    ??????

  • AnonymousRose

    Can u find white boys that dress like this so I can see if I can tell the difference

  • http://Copblock.org aDingoDrankMyBabies

    Hey Mimi. I need all the hugs and love I can get, thank you??

  • SameoleJ

    I have a white pair of sandals but the sole is wood and wedged. and 1 pair of white and gold flat sandals...that is as far as I go.

  • It’s Taurus Season

    I remma way back in the day, my cousin had some job interview when I was down there for the summer. This bish came out the room that MORNING? Shade ALL KINDS OF WRONG. My uncle cussed my aunt out said she wasnt teaching their daughter right. And for somebody to fix it. Laid $10 on the table for new hose. And grabbed his briefcase and LEFT.

  • imright

    they look like men in the face. very clockable!

  • JerseyMom

    You can tell they are men tho...

  • It’s Taurus Season

    Seen that chit this morning. Thought we would get a post about ole Down Sinder Ethan

  • mela.reign77

    Unclockable my butt! I can tell these are men with Stevie Wonder eyes! LMBO

  • SameoleJ

    I love him!!

  • missk85

    Some of these "unclockables" are totally clockable

  • http://sandrarose.com SandraRose

    You're right. They think this is the image men find attractive. What they fail to remember is men find vaginas attractive.

  • MotherOfDragons, GetOffMyENuts

    So you can just wake up and go with a sew in? I thought they required a lot of maintenance. How long does it usually take? DF's sister (the one that he beefs with) calls herself a hair guru but her hair always looks obviously fake IMO...and I don't want her to touch my hair...so I don't want to ask her ?. Everyone else keeps saying "get braids."

  • yes yes, ya’ll!

    then there is this bull (said in my Bernie mac voice):

    After Ethan Couch, the infamous “affluenza” teen, was sentenced to ten years in rehab, many assumed his wealthy family would pay for the recovery bill, but it’s been reported that the family “will pay for just a fraction of his court-ordered treatment,” according to the Associated Press. The total damages will be “$1,170 a month for his rehab treatment — far less than the actual cost of his treatment … $715 per day.” Translation: Somebody will have to come up with about $20,280 a month. The facility made the decision based on a “sliding-scale,” and $1,170 is apparently the maximum amount. To be fair, before Judge Jean Boyd’s original probation ruling, “the teen’s family previously had offered to pay for Couch to go to a $450,000-a-year rehabilitation center near Newport Beach, Calif.,” a request Boyd rejected. “As a taxpayer, I probably feel exactly like you do,” said Greg Coontz, the civil attorney for relatives of one of the four killed said. “It seems like maybe that ought to be a little different and should be addressed if there’s the ability to pay.”

  • It’s Taurus Season

    GIRL. That was before barely there even existed. You had to go to JCP or someplace to get hose for black wimins. And that bish tried it and just went to the drugstore. Her daddy was like HELL NAW.

  • SameoleJ

    Get a real good bundle of hair. And, per my child, it is easy if you get it sewn in right, as you can wash it, blow dry it, curl it, even wrap it ......she is a natural hair girl like me, so when she wants to give her hair a rest, she gets a sew in.

  • HoneyyGoodMoneyy_

    "Both of these ladies are men"... aaaaaand they look like it.

  • harley_quinn2.0

    Low maintenance and less expensive.

  • SameoleJ

    They actually have a soft brown in Walmart if you don't want to spend a lot of money (1.99 a pair). I switch up between the expensive and Walmart ones.

  • MookieFly

    That unclockable mess only slightly works in the dark of the club. Wait till last call and the lights come on lol

  • Buttercup

    Maybe a coil out would work

  • TeeTee

    why so many un clock a ble post?

  • Nonya Bizness

    Both those MEN look like MEN.

  • SandrasNewFave

    The face, feet, body & stance. Those aren't even drag queens, they menz.

  • harley_quinn2.0

    Your uncle a trip lol.

  • Buttercup

    said she wasnt teaching their daughter right
    ================
    ???

  • jussaying

    lol right, or she accidentally wipes some sweat off of her face once the urban decay all-nighter spray wears off O.O. whole female on the napkin.

  • Particularly petty

    I wish he would fix is wig.

  • MotherOfDragons, GetOffMyENuts

    I don't want to do any of that ?. I literally want to wake up and go like with braids...but without the time or pain it takes to get them ??

  • https://www.etsy.com/shop/AMarieNaturals Lovezoe

    They look like men. One look like Kourtney in drag.

  • MotherOfDragons, GetOffMyENuts

    What is that?

  • Alicia.Ashe

    Ummmmmm. They both look like men to me.

  • https://www.etsy.com/shop/AMarieNaturals Lovezoe

    Get good hair. If you get good hair with a good install, you should be hood. Maybe throw in some flexirods at night, the girls can help with that. If you are on FB, Weave Divas is a good group on where to get hair from,

  • Wildcat34

    Two things that don't mix well...cheap platform shoes and chicken legs. Kitten heels should also be illegal in all countries!

  • https://www.etsy.com/shop/AMarieNaturals Lovezoe

    They have some cute styles too. The key for ANYTHING finding someone who knows what they are doing. Do #mdweaves or #dmvweaves on IG they have loads of pics and you can go from there. Get a closure to give your hair a rest and don't have to worry about blending.

  • https://www.etsy.com/shop/AMarieNaturals Lovezoe

    You have the best family.

  • https://www.etsy.com/shop/AMarieNaturals Lovezoe

    We used to get coffee. Got teach them early to get the ones that match their skin.

  • Nonya Bizness

    This might be worse,imo. They're trying to say this other kid received a stiffer sentence because he committed a felony by stealing a truck before driving drunk and killing people. Yeah, ok. More like he was poor yt trash,and the other one was rich yt trash.The same judge that gave Affluenza 10 years probation gave another teen 20 YEARS IN PRISON.
    http://www.star-telegram.com/news/local/community/fort-worth/article52741505.html

  • Buttercup

    Comb coils (twists) are done on the hair then separated like a roller set. It ends up looking like this young lady. This isn't me in the picture.

  • It’s Taurus Season

    Well they everywhere now. We talking 1987-88ish. You had to go to the department stoe to find our shades. Or be like ole boy up top. Mishmash.

  • stav

    Wouldn't these two ladies are men be an oxymoron? It's very obvious those are two men. Blatantly clockable!

  • Tonia Hannah

    Smh...

  • Roc

    No ma'am...they both look like dudes. If you're fooled by them, you wanted to be.

  • It’s Taurus Season

    They crazy.

  • hi-liter

    Those little hands on the first one looks photoshopped.

  • Nancy Drew on my ibrowse today

    OMG! that little one looks like the one that works outta the parking lot/alley behind 'restaurant row'!!!!! normally, i go over there on sunday for carry out Mexican, and every time I've been over there, he been pressed up against some man's vehicle, tryna talk soft, and coyly blinking through that mashed down whig.... lawd!.

  • nucynu25

    Get you a custom wig made ...get a bundle of quality hair ...

  • Jusstlookn

    Looking like Kim and Khole.

    Ta ta 's now

  • Roc

    I kind of read down, and would just suggest the braids. Even with a sew-in your head is going to hurt from the initial braiding, sewing it in, and the weight of the hair. You still have to style that sew-in. Braids are get up and go.

  • MotherOfDragons, GetOffMyENuts

    Ok...my hair is long though...like slightly below elbow length when straight. Will that work for me? I love this style but really can not commit to anything that will take longer than 3/3.5 hours.

  • nucynu25

    Lmao

  • Nancy Drew on my ibrowse today

    LMAO!!!!!!!!

  • ZRoJoTheLezBeyond

    They both still have strong faces, just a lot of makeup is all. #Clockable

  • Buttercup

    Oooooh. I dunno. My hair is bra strap length when straightened, so I'm not sure how it would work for you. The girl in the picture has long hair as well since that style shrinks the hair. It only takes 30 minutes or so to have my hair coiled, an hour under the dryer, and 30 minutes to separate.

  • It’s Taurus Season

    Go see the Africans. Tell them that. I need something that is not gonna have me here longer than 3.5 hours. Show them this pic. And be FIRM. Cause they will say okay and then proceed to give you a gazillion damn braids. Say I am very sensitive. And say ouch as SOON as they try it. Tell them to leave your edges out. And your iBraws too cause bay-be they will try to braid them too. They try to braid EVERYTHING.

    BUT...you can get that same style? In a crochet set and its cheaper and 2 hours tops. Like everyone said. Get good quality hair and you should be fine with whatever you end up with.

  • Candance

    I wish they would quit putting them wigs on their foreheads!

  • Nancy Drew on my ibrowse today

    wimins
    ...................

  • yes yes, ya’ll!

    so they are insinuating the poor yt trash boy deserved the harsher sentence because he committed a felony by stealing a pick up truck? I guess a stolen pick up truck trumps four dead bodies.

  • ZRoJoTheLezBeyond

    ...

  • LaGrl562

    I see we using the word very loosley..............................these things look like men in drag FOH unclockable me ass

  • Nancy Drew on my ibrowse today

    well, Bro. Blue, you need to be more appreciative because clearly these posts are for you and the other menz on here. i mean, it's not like the women on here need these "Alerts" LOL!

  • ZRoJoTheLezBeyond

    Lawd, y'all in these comments got me like..

  • Nancy Drew on my ibrowse today

    tribe
    ........................

  • sunni_daze

    The blonde has a strooong azz face aint no denying she was born Henry and them white shoes are a dead giveaway on the taller one. What's that a size 18 mens

  • ZRoJoTheLezBeyond

    Yes him is!

  • Nancy Drew on my ibrowse today

    yes, yes they do...

  • Nancy Drew on my ibrowse today

    (girl their baseboards need some attention too) ROFL!

  • ?Sugar&Spice?

    oh no, these are clockable.

  • ?Sugar&Spice?

    LOL

  • Taylordanes

    AND THEY LOOK LIKE MEN GTFOH......

  • Taylordanes

    oh hail naw!!!!!!!

  • ?Sugar&Spice?

    and scrap deleon got 20 for a bag of weed. welcome to america.

  • ThisIsWhat40LooksLike

    Everything you just said!! Both the shoes and the ladybois as you called them are cheap and dreadful looking!!

  • ThisIsWhat40LooksLike

    Lol! I hate a white shoe and a white purse. I don't know why but I just do.

  • Dakota H

    Not unless you drunk they might not be unclockable but you can definitely tell they were once men lol

  • ThisIsWhat40LooksLike

    They look like the ones Wendy Williams wears!! I hate those things with a passion!

  • JustSaying

    You can almost always tell they are men by their clothes. Super tacky or too much. Its like they want to be super girl.

  • Dakota H

    I still wonder about her b/c they do make artificial vags. I know a he/she who has one and you couldn't never tell she was born a man.

  • SpillyNillie

    Most unclockables can't get dressing and carrying themselves like a lady down to a science. Most of them always look super tacky. Women have a certain finesse that can't be duplicated by her male counterpart.

  • It’s Taurus Season

    This is CUTE.

  • LeeSeeCee

    These look totally clockable, lol.. First glance, they both look like boys.

  • Sunnie?

    These are clockable, they look like pretty men....

  • Carrington

    Both of these ladies look like men...

  • first page

    They look like dudes

  • Classycali

    Lol correction size 15

  • Queen

    Looks like big strong ugly ass men to me. The tall thin one has a huge penis. I've had tall and thin. Hugeeee penis.

  • morenYAHdelsur

    I just don't get it...

  • harley_quinn2.0

    I'm glad I'm not the only one.

  • harley_quinn2.0

    I'm glad I'm not the only one.

  • Nonya Bizness

    Yes! That's exactly what they're insinuating. Just wrong on so many levels.

  • Nonya Bizness

    Yes! That's exactly what they're insinuating. Just wrong on so many levels.

  • ArDnAhC45

    Yuck

  • ArDnAhC45

    Yuck

  • Peter Piper ATL

    Well I'm thinking you gotta pop a lotta Molly and down more than a few gallons of Hennessy to even PRETEND like these aren't two men with Dollar Tree wigs on their heads. In other words, Sandra sweetheart, what's unclockable about these two Polynesian sissies?

    And the skinny one has a 6 pack. Lawd have mercy.

  • Peter Piper ATL

    Well I'm thinking you gotta pop a lotta Molly and down more than a few gallons of Hennessy to even PRETEND like these aren't two men with Dollar Tree wigs on their heads. In other words, Sandra sweetheart, what's unclockable about these two Polynesian sissies?

    And the skinny one has a 6 pack. Lawd have mercy.

  • Auditor

    Look like menz to me...

  • Auditor

    That's what they're banking on lol

  • Auditor

    Yes! So over dramatic with EVERYTHING don't too many women act like that.

  • smartchickfl

    Me too.

  • Li

    Well there's definitely something wrong in the black race with the men. I thought it would be something in the water, but I'm starting to think it's the mamas.

  • lilli lilian

    I guess watching so many episodes of Rupaul's Drag Race have gave me a good tranny eye because I can see the natural dude in most of these post.

  • Xocio

    Hilarious LOL

  • Mrs. ??????????

    All of these unclockables look like men to me. Only sex crazed men would be fooled I guess.

  • Carmen Jones

    Our men would really go for these dudes.. They are so Exotic!!!

  • http://www.facebook.com/lisa.daniels.7311 Lisa Daniels

    If you're not a rich white male the law don't give two shats about you.

  • http://www.facebook.com/lisa.daniels.7311 Lisa Daniels

    ???

  • ihatethesebitches

    These THANG are VERY clockable!!! They look like THOSE PAYNISES from TOO WONG FOO!

  • Entertainment

    Smh smh smh

  • <3 LoveDreamLive <3

    MOD- I love my kinky cury clip ins...it's high quality hair that's extremely versitile....clip n go...wear it long n down, clip and go high ponytail..whatver....it's my go- to Summer Style especially because I can get to my hair whenever I want...I add clips for fullness or extra length...

  • ?Patty Kakes?

    Sandra you ain't even much had to tell us they was men. We already got there number

  • PM

    Bitch you annt got no man

  • Blue

    hahahhaha. The shade Nancy.

  • Blue

    About as Unclockable as an Apple Watch.

  • Charallday

    I swore as soon as I saw the pic I was like "Kelly rowland?" At first glance. Just sayin he favors kelendria but if you stare he doesnt....you can tell they're both guys

  • Charallday

    Lol

  • Charallday

    Dead

  • JazzyPudding

    Uh, not unclockable

  • Desi

    And they look like men.......????????

  • ViolettaBliss

    Looks like two guys dressed up as women to me.

  • Liah

    LOL!!!!

  • Liah

    They look like guys!!!!....Dressed up like women!...If he say he didn't know....He's LYING!!!!

  • H-Town Girl

    PP have you started popping the Mollies and hitting the Hennessy just to even look at the photo cause I have a magnifying glass on this monitor and I don't see a 6 or a 2 pack on Slim.

  • Peter Piper ATL

    I see abs. Hold that magnifying glass a lil closer hun.

  • Peter Piper ATL

    I see abs. Hold that magnifying glass a lil closer hun.

  • Peter Piper ATL

    Lol oh my

  • Peter Piper ATL

    Lol oh my

  • TexasMocha

    They both look like men

  • TexasMocha

    They both look like men

  • Zizzle

    You'll only get a post here to celebrate his release.

  • S. Williams

    still trying to figure out who can't tell time on these men...

  • MRiGOThim

    #SandraRoseEatsAss rotfl I knew she was eating more than "PIZZA HUT" but ass lmao!!!

  • eljjai

    the dimensions of pocahoentas's body are off for a woman. The space between club-thots eyes is too wide. jaw too skrong.

  • Nancy Drew on my ibrowse today

    it's all love, LOL!