Christopher Matthews

Monday's Morning Wood, Christopher Matthews, wrote in to say he read your complaints about being unable to locate his Instagram.com page.

Christopher Matthews

That was my fault. I mistyped his IG username because I was easily distracted by the images of his hawt bod.

Chris writes:

Thanks for the feature on your blog today. I really appreciate the support! The IG is wrong (@K1lla__cam) but again thank you for the feature! Take care

Best regards

  • http://Copblock.org Brenden’s Back #BlockDeez?

    I didn't have a problem finding him on the gram?? and he didn't have a problem blocking me after I slid into his dm's? Oh well, you win some you lose some? My offer of sucking a fart outta his ass still stands if he has a change of heart??

  • http://Copblock.org Brenden’s Back #BlockDeez?

    I didn't have a problem finding him on the gram?? and he didn't have a problem blocking me after I slid into his dm's? Oh well, you win some you lose some? My offer of sucking a fart outta his ass still stands if he has a change of heart??

  • KLow

    is he on the DL, you disgusting

  • KLow

    is he on the DL, you disgusting

  • ReadingIsFundamental4Real

    Blah. IG dudes are just male IG thots. Like I said yesterday, he looks nice but, there is something about humble and educated that don't fit with IG model to me. It's a turn off.

  • KLow

    he looks different, whatever

  • ReadingIsFundamental4Real

    Blah. IG dudes are just male IG thots. Like I said yesterday, he looks nice but, there is something about humble and educated that don't fit with IG model to me. It's a turn off.

  • KLow

    he looks different, whatever

  • tintin

    Oh man

  • http://Copblock.org Brenden’s Back #BlockDeez?

    I'm reporting you to Xander? Name calling is agANST le'rules? you durdy bird??

  • ReadingIsFundamental4Real

    I notice you are a big giver. Do you EVER receive?

    #IGotQuestions

  • Israel Y

    Not impressed. He should clean his bathroom mirrors before posting pics online though.

  • Cricket404

    He's a good looking guy but there is something about men that pose for near naked pics that I think is suspect unless your mean muggin like Ice Cube. Off topic, I think I just saw Brittney Griner in a loud engine Mustang riding down my street. In my head I was watering the lawn and waving Hey Britt Britt!!! Call me Ms Parker Brittney LOL.

  • ReadingIsFundamental4Real

    LOL. I don't need IG to see his type. Football season is back. That is my seasonal porn. Yes Gawd!!!!
    I will be watching Hardknocks LA Rams this evening.

  • http://Copblock.org Brenden’s Back #BlockDeez?

    ???? Baby,,,Lets just say I know why Kdubb is known as The Prostanater? Honey,,,Shuga,,,Mmmmm mm mmm. I came from places I didn't know I could...arrive from??

  • ReadingIsFundamental4Real

    AND... I'm mad you made me go look at those splat spots on his medicine cabinet mirror. Gross.

  • Jahnée Gill Mr.Eddie Murphy

    Oh my!

  • NothingIsImpossible

    He has kind eyes...

  • imright

    hes iiiighttt nothin to write home about

  • ReadingIsFundamental4Real

    point made. i'm out.

  • Fendi aka Erin Blockabitch

    Sandra: Are you trade now? ???

  • Fendi aka Erin Blockabitch

    I laughed when I saw this Morning Wood. Not only were folks writing home about him, they were faxing, emailing, Fed Ex'ing, UPSing, sending carrier pigeons, etc.

  • ramosyo

    It was all good till he smiled. Pic 1 was gr8 pic 2 he looks soecial

  • imright

    is that right?! ??

  • <—Doesn'tTalkToStrangers

    Hmmm ? Yew averaging about 6 typos ah day SR?

    ??

  • SummerBaby

    That was my fault. I mistyped his IG username because I was easily distracted by the images of his hawt bod.
    ...........
    Sandra you were distracted by him or was it the intern?

  • Alicia.Ashe

    Lololololol QTNA?!?!?!?!

  • CaramelDrop

    ??? if I need a good hearty laugh - I just find one of your posts lol!

  • http://Copblock.org Brenden’s Back #BlockDeez?

    hi??

  • Alicia.Ashe

    He was attractive until he smiled.

  • SummerBaby

    I hate unoriginal IG names for men. #petty

  • SummerBaby

    I hate unoriginal IG names for men. #petty

  • D. Curl

    ????

  • D. Curl

    ????

  • <—Doesn'tTalkToStrangers

    Right? #pettyteam
    Got me singing??? "Ehhh Boy, Boy, Boy Mmmm Boy"

  • <—Doesn'tTalkToStrangers

    Right? #pettyteam
    Got me singing??? "Ehhh Boy, Boy, Boy Mmmm Boy"

  • Alicia.Ashe

    Yeah!!!! He ain't Camron.

  • Milky

    ??

  • Alicia.Ashe

    I side eye anyone who does married at first sight.

  • Cunningham ?

    mmmmm mmm mmmmmmmmmmmm

  • harley_quinn2.0

    He was on that show?

  • Alicia.Ashe

    Lol no I was just thinking back on the seasons and wondering half of you aren't ready for a relationship.

  • http://Copblock.org Brenden’s Back #BlockDeez?

    I hate anything with killa, murda, nigga...A mess? These youngins? I'd still blow a fat spit bubble up this ones booty tho?? Goofy screen name n all? I'd try my hardest to touch his kidney with the tip of my tongue? Deep in that booty, yaaaaas??

  • harley_quinn2.0

    He tried to make it his own by using 1 instead of I....At least give him credit for that ??

  • http://Copblock.org Brenden’s Back #BlockDeez?

    I like his imperfect smile? At least his smile doesn't spread his negroe nose all across his face like minez does? Tiz why I rarely smile for pics? Plus the three missing teeth I try to pass off as a gap? Lauren Bacall I am not?

  • Alicia.Ashe

    Lol

  • Blak

    Oh hell no...suspect at first sight...I'm also OUT

  • Unita Lucinda “Lucy” Freebush

    1's and l's...ugh!

    Illyanla1...ugh!

  • B.Sweet is Savage

    Very attractive, great body but that 'Life is but a dream tat' I can do without.

  • <—Doesn'tTalkToStrangers

    ?Is that yew? ?

  • Unita Lucinda “Lucy” Freebush

    What did I miss?

  • Unita Lucinda “Lucy” Freebush

    ?...?

  • Unita Lucinda “Lucy” Freebush

    Lauren made that gap werk!

  • Unita Lucinda “Lucy” Freebush

    Distracted looking at the intern...

  • Alicia.Ashe

    Nothing much just breezing through the new season thinking people still do this.

  • <—Doesn'tTalkToStrangers

    It ain't??

    I'll know if and when she greets me. I'm ready ?

  • Unita Lucinda “Lucy” Freebush

    No nursery rhymes written across chest, abs, guns nor buns. In fact, scratch nursey rhymes altogether.

  • Unita Lucinda “Lucy” Freebush

    ???

  • Unita Lucinda “Lucy” Freebush

    I need more oxygen. ?

  • <—Doesn'tTalkToStrangers

    Ummmm ?Is that a sign that it IS her or nah? ????

  • <—Doesn'tTalkToStrangers

    TUH
    EspeciallY buns!!! ????

  • http://Copblock.org Brenden’s Back #BlockDeez?

    As did the mutants in total recall? Remember ol girl with the 3 tiddys? I know a girl like that @dtts but her third tiddy is moreso a pocket of fat than an actual tit??

  • Let Your Soul Glow

    My mom got me looking last season and I was PISSED that no one ended up staying together.

  • Incog-knee-gress

    I never noticed his name was Chris. I know a sexy bearded Chris too??

  • Incog-knee-gress

    I see you?

  • Unita Lucinda “Lucy” Freebush

    Bwahahaha

  • http://Copblock.org Brenden’s Back #BlockDeez?

    ????? hi?

  • Unita Lucinda “Lucy” Freebush

    Hilarious

  • Let Your Soul Glow

    ?????

  • Unita Lucinda “Lucy” Freebush

    I guess asking for a friend?

  • http://www.keenready.com KeenReady.COM ?

    Um...

  • http://www.keenready.com KeenReady.COM ?

    He fine but I'm with B.Sweet...that tattoo though...

    Questions...you got some sense and good dack? That's all I need lol

  • Unita Lucinda “Lucy” Freebush

    I've seen those. Boobs on the back.

  • http://Copblock.org Brenden’s Back #BlockDeez?

    Right. She/he ain't slick. Mad cuzz I beat her/m to the dm's??

  • Alicia.Ashe

    I thought one of the couples could have worked it out dude seemed eager to.

  • Unita Lucinda “Lucy” Freebush

    Uhhhh...? let's go incog and watch. ?

  • Unita Lucinda “Lucy” Freebush

    Chile look ?

  • <—Doesn'tTalkToStrangers

    Like, what am I sposed to dew when I see that?! ?

  • http://Copblock.org Brenden’s Back #BlockDeez?

    You're with Bsweet?? Lmaaaaaaaaao? You're prolly the only person with out a gun pointed to their head to freely utter those words? I SHIRLEY didn't admit to being with her,,,And never will,,,Yeah she can massage a prostate using NO hands, but that face? Chile,,,Ol I want a babyruth, Sloth from Goonies head lookin ass??

  • <—Doesn'tTalkToStrangers

    *whispers* Ok
    ?

  • <—Doesn'tTalkToStrangers

    Her and Kdub are gonna getchew tonight!!! ??????

  • Unita Lucinda “Lucy” Freebush

    I was going to say I love a beautiful trimmed beard, but I see @Brenden is here and would turn my words upside down. I just love facial hair groomed just so...with a beautiful mouth. ~fans~

    Whew!

  • Unita Lucinda “Lucy” Freebush

    Row HIS boat? Iono.

  • Unita Lucinda “Lucy” Freebush

    I. Am. Done.

    I just got put off desk duty laughing at you!

  • http://Copblock.org Brenden’s Back #BlockDeez?

    I ain't skurred uh no geechi's?????

  • http://Copblock.org Brenden’s Back #BlockDeez?

    hi??

  • Unita Lucinda “Lucy” Freebush

    A Ha!

    I can't even remember the movie that's from.

  • http://www.keenready.com KeenReady.COM ?

    DEAD

  • Unita Lucinda “Lucy” Freebush

    Hi!

  • http://www.keenready.com KeenReady.COM ?

    WHAT IN THE WORLD!?!!?

  • http://www.keenready.com KeenReady.COM ?

    YES! Only reason why I watched it back in the day lol

  • Milky

    Yes my sweet get ur chappystick ready!! ?

  • Bayou Classic

    Never the hell mind. My lady boner just disappeared.

  • NothingIsImpossible

    lol....funny

  • Finding Forever…

    I like his imperfect smile
    ~~~~

  • http://Copblock.org Brenden’s Back #BlockDeez?

    My facial hair barely grows? Tiz why I can't find a woman to sperminate? I hate this beard gang trend?

  • Unita Lucinda “Lucy” Freebush

    What da lollipop kids hayle?

  • Finding Forever…

    If it wasn't for the tats, I'd swwwear he was a different person. I'm mad he actually reached out to autocorrect his damn ig, LLS. Really? Home boy said he got ussy to catch & put some RESPECK on that name. So my thoughts...he either has (1) hella time on his hands to be making name corrections & requesting updated post, (2) looking for some new-new bootay to get or (3) trying to be allll up in the videos (Suge voice) & becoming a blog buddy. Still cute but my good eye is twitching...

  • Empress

    My bae is built too I am sooo lucky he is computer illiterate and hairy. The day I find him in the bathroom shaving his chest and budussy and posting pics on the gram, its over. I cannot complete with fart sucking. I mean how do I top that? Do I catch them and blow them back in?

  • Incog-knee-gress

    I love it??????

  • Incog-knee-gress

    Ha!

  • Finding Forever…

    Isn't it JUST like a dude to have you thinking ALL kind of thoughts & open his mouf & BAM...the thoughts are just...GONE. Sometimes silence is GOLDEN. Personally, has happened one time TOO many.

  • <—Doesn'tTalkToStrangers

    Listen Linda

    ???

  • <—Doesn'tTalkToStrangers

    :yahoo: WOOmofoHOOO :woot:
    :kiss: with Mango LipChappy!

    ??Hey sis!? How yew bean? :hug:

  • http://Copblock.org Brenden’s Back #BlockDeez?

    ???

  • http://Copblock.org Brenden’s Back #BlockDeez?

    Ffgdgdgdgdgdgdgdge????? I laughed, I cried, I even peed a lil???? you a mess, hi??

  • <—Doesn'tTalkToStrangers

    Sail his sail?!?! :wail:

  • <—Doesn'tTalkToStrangers

    Spray paint it on!
    And put a Do Not Touch sign on it ? :kona:

  • <—Doesn'tTalkToStrangers

    *whispers* It's her! ?

  • http://Copblock.org Brenden’s Back #BlockDeez?

    ??? down vote!?

  • <—Doesn'tTalkToStrangers

    ?Yo mama!
    ??

  • <—Doesn'tTalkToStrangers

    Do it! ???

    Or go buy a Glue On????

  • KB

    That gif is a little scary as Bey's mouth slowly opens. LOL

  • http://Copblock.org Brenden’s Back #BlockDeez?

    ????

  • http://Copblock.org Brenden’s Back #BlockDeez?

    ???

  • hi-liter

    I don't know why these fellows send pics in, they must don't read the comments from previous morning wood posts.

  • Renee Bee

    How.....Nice of him...??
    ?

  • <—Doesn'tTalkToStrangers

    Ok hmmmm lemme think?
    Get ah hairnet and attach it to your ears and pull it down under chin????
    Take ah ?. I'll be honest ???

    Ok Imma stop now ???

  • http://Copblock.org Brenden’s Back #BlockDeez?

    ??? +3 demerits???

  • http://www.keenready.com KeenReady.COM ?

    A Black man's perspective on the Nate Parker case...I already knew white biitches did this ish...they did it in high school...but OKAY...why I said the bih wasn't raped...

    http://demetrialucasdoyley.com/writingwork/him-youre-looking-at-it-like-a-black-girl-white-girls-are-entirely-different

  • B.Sweet is Savage

    Still looking for a uterus? Please remove mine from your options.

  • B.Sweet is Savage

    You're laughing with Bren? We're no longer friends.

  • Jusstlookn To Stay Woke

    Hollers like cat in tub of bubbles

  • B.Sweet is Savage

    If you're not scared of the rash along your scrotum or pictures of you smiling, I don't see why you'd be afraid of anything else. #OralHealthMatters #YouNeedMoreThanACreamYouNeedAPill

  • Jusstlookn To Stay Woke

    All I got is nice byke.

  • B.Sweet is Savage

    You can't find a woman because your look like Wanda from In Living Color.

  • B.Sweet is Savage

    Why that Tat and why there? At least he doesn't have keloids like Bren.

  • http://Copblock.org Brenden’s Back #BlockDeez?

    ???????

  • NYTimes#1Bestseller

    A lil zesty are we.. Lol. I was done at those pink socks.

  • NYTimes#1Bestseller

    Lol

  • NYTimes#1Bestseller

    I don't see anything wrong with his smile, it's cute.

  • Fendi aka Erin Blockabitch

    They were. Then they dropped him like a hot potato. Poor thing. He looks like a "fun" guy. I'm past that stage in life, so he does nothing for me.

  • whitty hutton

    Foul! ?????

  • http://thedevereauxshow.com/ Ms.Devereaux

    Nooooooooooo not blow them back in tho ? Everybody knows you suck the fart in then burp duhhhhhhhhhhh ??

  • http://thedevereauxshow.com/ Ms.Devereaux

    Simply put inhale then exhale ?? your welcome now go be great when you finished he ain't gone look at nobody else

  • Jusstlookn To Stay Woke

    Read the link....and some more. Writer looks great, weight loss looms good. She is still rude
    Jmo

  • 19awesomegrl97

    look lk 2 diff men?!

  • <—Doesn'tTalkToStrangers

    Agreed.

    That's exactly how I pictured it ??????

  • <—Doesn'tTalkToStrangers

    Who? Lol
    ?

  • <—Doesn'tTalkToStrangers

    Not no lazy byke like the fake Dallas guy huh? ?

  • Jusstlookn To Stay Woke

    This blogger...from a reality show. Cant remember her name.

  • http://Copblock.org Brenden’s Back #BlockDeez?

    Fake Dallas guy you say? I hate when you oh we're frens off the board heffas bring y'all private fun...onto the public forum kiki'ing, yet leaving us spectators out of the equation for we know only a fraction of the story? Wait, fvck man, too much candy? Ignore what I said?

  • Unita Lucinda “Lucy” Freebush

    I'm going to be honest, the LAST thing I want to see or be reminded of when I look at a hard, rippling chest...is a dayum nursery rhyme!

  • Unita Lucinda “Lucy” Freebush

    Did I say I was laughing? Noooo. I over exaggerated. ? I said I was put off desk duty laughing...in nervous envy. Anyone that can massage a prostate without hands is a champ...hands down. ?

  • Unita Lucinda “Lucy” Freebush

    Ew! ?

  • Unita Lucinda “Lucy” Freebush

    ~whispers~

    omygosh! this is so exciting!

  • Unita Lucinda “Lucy” Freebush

    See. Okay? ?

  • B.Sweet is Savage

    I was even going to reduce my uterus rental fee but now I rescind the offer.

  • B.Sweet is Savage

    We are no longer blawg frens. Take care.

  • ChikPea

    Why cause his nostril lined up with the corners of his mouth

  • product of 79

    Umm... He.aight.

  • http://www.keenready.com KeenReady.COM ?

    Aaah

  • http://disqus.com/ yoliewinecorporation

    Really!!

  • Unita Lucinda “Lucy” Freebush

    Not the "take care". Christopher Matthews signed his email with "take care".

    I guess I'll just watch "The Get Down" and Jimmy Smits. ~sigh~

  • http://Copblock.org Brenden’s Back #BlockDeez?

    ?????

  • Loyal Lifestyle

    Real fawking tears man..real fawking tears?????. Dàmn

  • bemetoo

    ion like dem teeff..lol he looks better with a close mouth

  • <—Doesn'tTalkToStrangers

    Saddle down! ????

    The Lazy Byke Dallas guy was featured on here (I believe?)

    REmember the cat they said had the g un at the Dallas protest? ????

    #googleGetThatCandySNL ??????

  • Jusstlookn To Stay Woke

    Oh u are neva left out. It was back when the were pointing the finger at black male in dallas. I said he was fione, but he looked like he had a weak back. However his brothr back looked skrong.

  • harley_quinn2.0

    What I found interesting was when he said the next day black dudes have to make sure they were "ok" afterwards.

  • http://batman-news.com Roderick2011

    "That was my fault. I mistyped his IG username because I was easily distracted by the images of his hawt bod"
    So you're a part-time lesbian now, Sandra?
    So Tiny Tim got his feelings hurt?
    Ha,ha,ha!!

  • Ro

    love it!!

  • B.Sweet is Savage

    Jesus be some patience so that I don't have to tell my coworker off.

    -------
    Morting

  • SameoleJ

    Too damn early for you to be getting in trouble, Roderick!! LOL

  • <—Doesn'tTalkToStrangers

    Don't let her get to ya?

    ?Just start humming Oh Me So Hoeny ?

  • <—Doesn'tTalkToStrangers

    Real strong ?

  • B.Sweet is Savage

    If I had sex this morning, I probably wouldn't care.

  • <—Doesn'tTalkToStrangers

    Interesting right...??

  • Let Your Soul Glow

    Yeah, that was me on a conference call Monday. Argh. Get some coffee and breakfast and ignore them.

  • BRING THE PAYNE

    I started to comment on how they look like CHICKLETS to me....?

  • B.Sweet is Savage

    Currently having coffee and breakfast. They are leading a meeting but don't want to be the leader.

  • Let Your Soul Glow

    Um...how does leading but not leading work??

  • harley_quinn2.0

    New post

  • harley_quinn2.0

    Very

  • SameoleJ

    Here is the thing I have with the whole write up and the convo she had with her friend......did the young lady in the incident push him off or was she saying no because they were in the bed with another person and she didn't want to seem loose? Demetria came to her own conclusion that it was rape, because no was said and even implied that her friend was implicit in it. HOW?

    Why are people still talking about this mess and A. He was acquitted; B. This is only being brought up when this movie is coming out.

    Can we let this mess go (Like the white people seem to have) and just focus on the story that needs to be told? White boys are getting slaps on the wrist for "CLEAR CUT AND DRY" cases of rape daily...........she should have made them the topic.

    BTW: I still don't like her and her funky attitude.

  • SameoleJ

    AND THIS^^^^^^

  • B.Sweet is Savage

    I'm trying to figure that out. If you don't want to do your job then you need to find a new job.

  • Chuck

    All of these guys that you keep posting are gay.

  • morenYAHdelsur

    I thought I saw a gold tooth ?

  • bemetoo

    Yea looks like 2 different men

  • ThisIsWhat40LooksLike

    Not just pink socks but pink knee highs!! ??

  • MomX03

    I just snorted

  • MomX03

    I just snorted

  • more

    Facts he looks like you would have to chase after him and not the other way around. Like he is the fawking female nah I'm good

  • SingleGalCrazyWorld

    All that extra muscle on top of muscle ish is horrible to me. Its like humping a rock climbing wall. I would pass him up over a chubby brotha anyday ole action figure lookin azz. He cant even put his arms all the way down smh.

  • MomX03

    I'm still lmao @ this one....but thx, now I know what NOT to dm

  • Xsjado

    Wow

  • Liah

    WOOW!!!!(Wiping tears away) ...Im done!!

  • Liah

    LOL!!!

  • Liah

    Your the best....Thanks for the laughs today!!!!!

  • itsjismemelly

    lawrrteee such a site for my sore eyes

  • Guess Who

    I wish he would have answered about his height.....

  • Realnigga101

    Only a fag would take that offer

  • http://Copblock.org Brenden’s Back #BlockDeez?

    Indeed. And if your penis is larger than 10inches, the offer stands for you as well?? Heeeeeeeeeeeeey??

  • Goddess™

    Corny ass Sandra want to say "she was distracted by his images" now just because she knows he reads her punk ass blog from time to time.
    I am done?
    Hop off his ? Sack,
    Slithery Sands?
    LmgirrlyAO..waaayyyyyOff!

  • Realnigga101

    Nah babe, I'm only 8 inches but thick though, i would gladly give it to you nice and hard, right in the pussy....

  • http://Copblock.org Brenden’s Back #BlockDeez?

    No thanks. You willingly strolled into a post labeled morning wood. I'm cool?? But good luck though?

  • Realnigga101

    WTF!!
    You prolly a tranny anyway,FOH

  • http://Copblock.org Brenden’s Back #BlockDeez?

    I am. Post op??

  • Realnigga101

    I knew it, u tricking ass female impersonator.

  • http://Copblock.org Brenden’s Back #BlockDeez?

    No tricking involved. There used to be lots of tucking, but I had that thang chopped off Janurary 2008??

  • La Ghost

    ???

  • La Ghost

    ???

  • Cole

    Like, I'm bias...I like to see The Game post pics but really that's all...ANYBODY else just rubs me wrong. Like, he looks a little sweet...The mirror has old water stains....Like, at least if you're going floss....Clean-up ya background scene.

  • Allihave2say

    The Game? He's meh. His attitude destroys any image he personifies.

  • Allihave2say

    What's he's gay? Are you sure? How do you know?

  • Allihave2say

    He's smiling. I'm smiling. Hubby sleeping. It's a good night. ;}

  • Lacey

    lol!

  • Chuck

    He "looks" gay to me. All of these dudes that she post half naked look feminine.

  • Allihave2say

    Dang I can't enjoy nobody!!!!!

  • Chuck

    LOL!

  • ?Patty Kakes?

    Pahahahaha????I know that right

  • Allihave2say

    i like your name girl!

  • ?Patty Kakes?

    Thank ya

  • Desiree

    LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!